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duhtTweetAsheboro , North Carolina.2011-10-14
@duhtTweet1,055 days
Justin Bieber inspired me to believe in my dreams. Last night I dreamed I killed Justin Bieber. Uncut, Sitting Down Comedian 24 http://t.co/1OsrLcj9Jx
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We found 189 favorite tweets.
SashaJBrenner @SashaBrenner
What's a munchie run? And where the fuck is my boyfriend?
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Bad Bad Leeroy Brown @bdbdleeroybrown
Dance like a few people are watching and putting dollar bills in your g-string.
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candice @__candypants
I love that moment when it just hits you and you're like, woah that person is a freak and it's over.
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Mariana Gonzaga @marianag_96
@duhtTweet maybe… but I don't think so…
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J @The_Sculptress
When everything &everyone is screaming,pulling me in one hundred directions,without regard for me,

All I need,is to fucking see your eyes.
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TROOF N' SOUL @mrtruthandsoul
Wife: oh, I had the most awful, horrible experience. I don't want to talk about it now...I'll wait until you're trying to go to sleep...
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John Wayne Gaysee @johngaysee
The Foo Fighters split up. Don't worry. Green Day is still around to release singles and albums that all sound the same.
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The People's Goddess @ShoutingGoddess
Sex without intimacy is like caffeine without coffee.
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Suzy Q. @SusanandTrixie
May your cornucopia have some corn.
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rachel NOT rach @getoffmyplanet
My knee hurts. These skinny pants keep rubbing against the scrape that drunk Rachel aquired Saturday night...
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Ice Huck @IceHuck
👇DM this asshole below me and tell 'em I said to eat my ass.👇
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Chief Twittler @ChiefTwittler
I use air quotations when I say the word "vagina" because I've never actually seen one.
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Chief Twittler @ChiefTwittler
Your mama's weight divided by pi is easier to calculate than your mama's weight multiplied by pie.
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rachel NOT rach @getoffmyplanet
"This. Is. Your. Auto-matic. captain. Would. You. Care. For. A. Mimosa?"
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TROOF N' SOUL @mrtruthandsoul
I know you don't RT me cuz I'm a Jew
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Billy Wipe Lightly @B_poling82
Shit, she can call me Harvey if she wants....I'll Wallbanger.
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Ice Huck @IceHuck
I'll quit smoking when somebody proves to me that these things are bad for my health.
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Suzy Q. @SusanandTrixie
Oops I did it again.
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rachel NOT rach @getoffmyplanet
My mom walked away and left her popcorn on the table. My 5 y/o immediately got up and tried to pour it into his own bowl. Little thief...
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Ryan @ryaninco
I only smoke a cigar when I'm celebrating something or feeling presidential.
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Sirrruh @Sirrruh
The only thing sadder than my depression over this empty bag of chocolate chips is nothing.
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Jack @uMakeMeBad
The saying "If you have nothing nice to say then say nothing at all" is the reason I have to tweet so much.
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Chief Twittler @ChiefTwittler
only lazy stalkers kill
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Brunno @therealbruninho
a neide tá muito má, Britney diabolica.
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Capo Di Chaos @Capo_Di_Chaos
Amazing what memory can retain. Haven't heard Ice Ice Baby for years, read one line in someone's bio, now the whole thing is in my head.
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Ice Huck @IceHuck
I live in constant fear that my mother follows me on twitter.
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Erikka Innes @nerdgirlcomedy
I'm cool with being alone cuz it's too hot to snuggle.
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Ice Huck @IceHuck
Siri just told me you like anal.
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Chief Twittler @ChiefTwittler
Jokes about incest, bestiality & stalking are not funny.
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Meatbot Pro 2K @RoyKeDa
That's 29 years, 11 months of never seeing my ab muscles.
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Suzy Q. @SusanandTrixie
My ovaries just came back from vacation.
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Ryan @ryaninco
I was going to watch that movie but instead I watched all of your pics of it on Instagram.
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Aaron the Baron @AaronMichael_
A woman is like a condom. Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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DARUDEST! @rudegal1969
Shit cooking ..
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Starr's war @StarrsWar
I just made my drink without a shot glass. Because fuck giving a fuck.
Oh, without a glass, soda or ice either.
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Tim @TimUhl
Watching a documentary on health and food, any of my chubby friends should avoid me for a few days cause I'll probably get preachy.
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nishee× @tanishacox_
when you can tell someone doesn't want to talk to you
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nishee× @tanishacox_
hate when i don't get a goodnight text #boo
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Fuck off! @SlutLife_
#ff @duhtTweet @matt_hine @SwkManchester @avengedjenny2 @Alex_Hall23 @camiloandresm16 @arzoo_x @AshRyalls420 @imclarissahi @brandynanderson
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Fuck off! @SlutLife_
#ff @tomorrowshand @l0lyousmell @purekitty29 @negativeVcreep @duhtTweet @matt_hine @SwkManchester @avengedjenny2 @Alex_Hall23 @arzoo_x :)
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K is for Khaos @KandAFilms
#FF @aalooman @DeadInsideNotes @DecadentDavid @DesignLike @Digital_Hobo @DITnerd @Ditts @donnadmd @dpnatureliving @duhtTweet @EleftheriaMG
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Khaylinn @_Khaylinn_
#FF My Followers. @Mermiddan @Nenabeya @shelbynbrandon @Simone_dubois @WrensToyGirl @Nicole1594 @lilmssarcastic1 @duhtTweet @chanwell84
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John Adams Updates @JohnAdamsTopFan
@duhtTweet Please could you check out John Adams new cover of Wings!It's amazing!Suscribe him please, thanks xx youtube.com/watch?v=e_Xzpm…
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Grunge @grahamx_x
Where's @duhtTweet !
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sarah ann guhr @sarah__guhrrr
@duhtTweet twitition.com/9l9mx please sign
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HaHaHaHaHa @EnigmaticEvil
Captain's Log: I can't not make fun of shitty TV... it's my curse.
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candice @__candypants
FACT: People that are mean to other people on twitter still live with their mommy. And eat turds for breakfast.
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TROOF N' SOUL @mrtruthandsoul
I believe in women's rights

should be use for cookin dinner while they're holding a baby in their left, and barefoot and pregnant.
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Henry_3k @Henry_3k
The Magic 8 Ball says Baz is cock blocked all this week.
Ladies, please help prove the Magic 8 Ball wrong.
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PoohBear™ @pbear79
I'm just like a penny...

Fucking worthless, and found in everyone's pants.
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vape pen greg @the_kizzle
why would you even star that?
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B( . Y . )bers! @JRecommends
Wearing my glasses tonight. I know what you're thinking, and you're right. I do look a lot like my mom... pic.twitter.com/WBWg4Cz5
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Dave @weird4
Todd Oliver and Irving are hysterical! Keep your material current. #AGT
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Suzy Q. @SusanandTrixie
Deodorant works if you apply it liberally, take that conservatives!
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Henry_3k @Henry_3k
I am the unsung hero of
twitter underachievers.
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TROOF N' SOUL @mrtruthandsoul
Do gays make fun of hetero-sex? "Bet they're gonna go home and go straight to missionary, no oral, in their bed, with the lights out!"
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Henry_3k @Henry_3k
Beware sexy babes or I shall trap you with my mind thoughts.
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TROOF N' SOUL @mrtruthandsoul
Actors named William and John, who hurt you?
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freckle face @domesticH
i’m hoping life got a vasectomy.
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Kelkulus @kelkulus
Not saying I'm drunk, but a mosquito and a spider bit me at the same time, staggered away, and are now getting married.
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Skoots ® @skoots777
Why do you even bother. It's shit TV. I'm learning a lot more by watching MasterChef.
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John Wayne Gaysee @johngaysee
Fuck this. - Pussies.
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B( . Y . )bers! @JRecommends
Hey, Favstar stars! Why are you thinking so hard before sticking? Quit judging me!
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Starr's war @StarrsWar
As I sit here drinking, I remember some of the cute guys from AA. I need to go back. To stop drinking. Not for the hot guys. Really.
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Jen @Maryjane_311
Nothing like a nice piff after a hard days work. :-D
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Hakim Givens @illTortuga
Nobody knows if “dreamt” is even a real word and nobody really wants to know.
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Kim Farrell @Bunnydurden
Sharing one lighter between two smokers takes trust, communication, and is not for the faint of heart. Embark with caution, my friends.
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Chrisanna4real @chrisanna4real
Say what you want about Instagram, I think clouds are fucking beautiful.
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Skoots ® @skoots777
You never know when the world is going to be blown up to make way for an intergalactic superhighway.
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TROOF N' SOUL @mrtruthandsoul
Not wiping is the new black
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Skoots ® @skoots777
Twitter... you confuse the shit out of me.
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Adam @adambation
Ok people who use military time in everyday conversations: We've heard enough. A little more AM/PM, a little less being a dickweed.
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Ryan @ryaninco
It's not everyday that you meet special people. Appreciate them when you do.
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TROOF N' SOUL @mrtruthandsoul
a piece of food stuck in my teeth way in the back for days. Couldn't brush it loose. Outta floss. Can't reach with fingers. This is my 9/11.
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Mediocre Marvel @eliserose5
Was sent a DM saying there is an app. that will show who's stalking their profile.If it's real,I'm gonna weird out so many people! :(
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Edward Booth @edjohnbooth
Apparently if a cop hands you a breathalyzer test and you try to smoke it that counts as an automatic fail.
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Boss Ladyy @NatyBietz
Quite possibly the only Republican on Twitter. Unfollow accordingly.
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The Dirty Gentleman @KamanCider
My balls are real.
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Henry_3k @Henry_3k
Please help in the search for my missing identical conjoined twin brother.
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Dave @weird4
Watching #AGT I'll let you know if anything catches my eye.
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Henry_3k @Henry_3k
I'm married to the lowest
common dominatrix.
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rachel NOT rach @getoffmyplanet
Katy perry's falling from cloud 9. My song.
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Stephen Drangula @Drangula
Henry Winkler blames his dad for the Jump the Shark episode of HAPPY DAYS, but they ignored his idea for the shark to eat Joanie and Chachi.
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Cicilia Zakie Duys @ZakieDuys
@duhtTweet You too! It's nice to have you back!
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Cicilia Zakie Duys @ZakieDuys
@duhtTweet You disappeared for a while there.. There were nothing to laugh at!
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becky @beckyjrowlands
can someone come and look after me today omg pls
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beth @bethymas
ITS MY BIRTHDAY GUYS ASDFGHJKL
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M. ❥ @XO_Meganx3
Rosalie , is like gorgeous.
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The Philosopher @duhtoff
Follow my brothers twitter.com/duhtTweet and twitter.com/Aaron_Staton
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Aaron Pierce Staton @Aaron_Staton
I was actually an underwear model once. but they told me: GET OUT This is a Gas station not your home! & now I'm not an underwear model.
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Aaron Pierce Staton @Aaron_Staton
Have you ever thought "Boy, where did all the fun go in today's age?" Well lucky you it's here! Unlucky for you, I don't know where here is?
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Aaron Pierce Staton @Aaron_Staton
Ohh no, I just farted and burped at the same time, the last time that happened the dinosaurs became extinct! Forgive me..
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Aaron Pierce Staton @Aaron_Staton
Been driving in a car for the past 6 hours, where's the end of this rainbow!?
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Aaron Pierce Staton @Aaron_Staton
There's one good thing about a job, it's easy to spell.
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Aaron Pierce Staton @Aaron_Staton
You know you've been playing too much MW3 when someone scares you, you scream. "CAMPER!" And try to shoot them with your finger.
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Aaron Pierce Staton @Aaron_Staton
My left hand is stupid. Why can't it do anything right?
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Aaron Pierce Staton @Aaron_Staton
It can be hard to make friends on twitter. They're like. "I don't want to see you do a handstand in a thong at a car-wash" Sheesh, people.
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Aaron Pierce Staton @Aaron_Staton
Aliens have taken over the History Channel & the Science Channel is fascinated with Si-Fi.. What next, Oprah on BET?
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Aaron Pierce Staton @Aaron_Staton
That awkward moment when you piss your pants in public just to have an awkward moment when you piss your pants in public.....
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Aaron Pierce Staton @Aaron_Staton
It's funny the way people look at you when you're a male with long hair carrying purse, bible & 2 gallons of gasoline.
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Aaron Pierce Staton @Aaron_Staton
I went to the Doctor today, he told me he thinks I’m dyslexic.. Diputs rotcod, m’I ton cixelsyd
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Aaron Pierce Staton @Aaron_Staton
I had Thai food the other day.. My stomach is still in "knots"
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Aaron Pierce Staton @Aaron_Staton
Confidence is something you can't buy, sell or trade, yet it's never free.
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Aaron Pierce Staton @Aaron_Staton
I might not be the world's sexiest man, but second place isn't so bad.
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Rhea @rheanicolee
crap night sleep
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Thu @THU_chainz
im getting tired again
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Gordon Currie @hiplingo
There are no stupid questions, so stop asking them.
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The Muse @RummyLauded
I know the lengths I'd go to for you.
How far would you go for me?
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The Muse @RummyLauded
Often, I get embarrassed when I get too emotionally self-indulgent.
Until I remember this is twitter & it's what I came here for.
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The Muse @RummyLauded
If I commit no offence, but am punished anyway, I might as well have done the crime.
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EdwinaCrumple @EdwinaCrumple
Where have all the good hashtag games gone and by that I mean the dirty ones?
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Stephen Drangula @Drangula
Mixing 23 different flavors together still gives your stuff a single flavor, Dr. Pepper. A single, awful flavor.
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Jess. @JessicaVallely
Don't wanna go home but I'm happy to get out of this place ... Makes no sense :)
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Stephen Drangula @Drangula
All string is silly if you ask me.
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Starr's war @StarrsWar
When I was married, I wished I had a different guy each night. Now that I'm single and have that, I wish I would of gotten divorced sooner.
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Tuna Melt @pukingvagina
I hope these hickeys up my neck aren't too off putting
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Capo Di Chaos @Capo_Di_Chaos
Was anyone else aware that MARS has its own time zone? What else are they hiding from us?
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Hakim Givens @illTortuga
"Could you pass the SALT?" I stare at the family of snails that invited me into their home for dinner. This is the ultimate test of courage.
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Starr's war @StarrsWar
Those that put your location, It's so *creepy that you're actually located close to me.

*awesome, I'm driving there to stalk you properly.
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Lucifer Ordog @DeepDarkFear
Throw poop at people who love Justin Bieber. See what happens when shit hits the fan.
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- @monifahhh
there's some people on my tl who are always on twitter! it's like they never sleep lol
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Starr's war @StarrsWar
If I am the one doing all the effort to keep this relationship going then.......... I'm going to keep on doing it because I am the pushover.
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bombscribe @bombscribe
ALERT: Rubbing dry ice on your nipples does not make it sexier.
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Starr's war @StarrsWar
The away team has way hotter dudes. Excuse me while I change which dugout I sit behind.
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Tuna Melt @pukingvagina
Dropped the bread clip in the toaster, walking around with my shirt inside out, drinking caffeine before bed. I'm on a fucking roll
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Shane @shanethevein
Anyone else feel a little guilty for all the nerd pummeling you did during High School tonight?
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Kelkulus @kelkulus
It's troubling that less than an hour after the Mars Curiosity landing, "Punk'd" is trending.
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Skoots ® @skoots777
We all see what we want, I suppose. Did you need to step out for some shave-ice with mango syrup?
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WOW Facts Of Life @WOWFactsOfLife
Blue-eyed people have a higher alcohol tolerance.
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PROJECT DANCEKNIGHT @PROJECTDKNIGHT
Sometimes God pushes us to our limits. It's because He has greater faith in us than we have in ourselves
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bombscribe @bombscribe
Meh. I give Mars six months before they build a MarBucks on every street crater.
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Starr's war @StarrsWar
My life may suck, but not my kids life. I will be left wanting, to make sure they are spoiled rotten. I'm okay with this.
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Spun Jude @MitchJewd
I think about what it'd be like if by accident we were to run into each other again, and I don't think I am strong enough to handle that.
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Skoots ® @skoots777
Yes, I believe we've got the pattern down, baby!
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SarcasMick @MickSnark
Sext: My boobs aren't big enough to put into my mouth but maybe they'll reach yours?
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Cunty Smurf @CuntySmurf
Dear twitter people. Stop being so vague and sarcastic. What the fuck is going on with Mars and NASA.
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SarcasMick @MickSnark
Remember the volleyball, Wilson, from Castaway? Did he ever act again? Or did he just retire?
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Skoots ® @skoots777
But what if you CAN'T draw the turtle from the back of the matchbook cover?
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Skoots ® @skoots777
Something, something, something Money. Something, something, sexual metaphor. Something, something, DARK SIDE.
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SarcasMick @MickSnark
I don't wanna brag but my boyfriend is really tall and strong and nonexistent. Better back up off me.
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Josh Boltz @JoshBoltzIsDead
What a shitty night to win a gold medal.
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Kelkulus @kelkulus
The first image captured by Mars Curiosity were of its shadow; guess we've got 6 more weeks of Martian winter.
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Kelkulus @kelkulus
Congratulations Twitter comedians, you've made so many jokes about BiCuriosity landing on Uranus that the planet is now trending.
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Kelkulus @kelkulus
"I'm sorry sir, but Martian State Farm does not cover the destruction of your house by crash-landing Sky Crane."
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vape pen greg @the_kizzle
itchy asshole? there's an aggressive bowel movement for that.
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p skittle @preawsaurus
everything is not always about me but most things are.
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Parentpains @Parentpains
Foreplay with my wife consists of begging, whining, and grovelling for sex.
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SarcasMick @MickSnark
I like how my bff always types "LOVE YOU" as though she's shouting it at me. I get it, you love me. Stop yelling.
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Henry_3k @Henry_3k
If you would just talk dirty,
then I would know you talk dirty,
so then I could talk dirty too.
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Skoots ® @skoots777
It actually makes sense that Jenna Jameson would endorse Mitt Romney. They both got rich by screwing everybody.
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Starr's war @StarrsWar
If your team wears a black shirt, prepare for my son to yell: "the black one's out!" every time you strike out.
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SarcasMick @MickSnark
Guy I went to high school with is following me. It's gonna be so awkward when he looks through my pictures & realizes how hot I am now. NOT.
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Starr's war @StarrsWar
Guy that walked by smells so fucking good that I want to....... Oh, he looked at me. I'll be right back.
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Henry_3k @Henry_3k
Someone's making me watch Titanic again. I've told them I know how it ends. Then again, I knew
the first time. Kate Winslet is beautiful.
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Kelkulus @kelkulus
Curiosity has landed on Mars. Now we wait 14 minutes to find out if it really comes back from going for that pack of cigarettes.
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rachel NOT rach @getoffmyplanet
My dearest twitter,
Thank you for putting up with crazy me. I don't know where I would be without you.
Love and kisses,
Rachel
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Not an Idiot! Maybe. @Tauseef31
if good guys always win in the end, we would not be in such a messy stage of our history.
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Henry_3k @Henry_3k
If she would stop looking at me like that it'd be easier to walk upright.
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Kelkulus @kelkulus
You can't transmit the Olympics live, but NASA can transmit a feed from Mars with only a 14 minute delay? NBC, you have been owned.
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rachel NOT rach @getoffmyplanet
Wish it didn't get too late for drink #5
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Dave @weird4
Are we all watching the rover on Mars?
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Dave @weird4
You know what's on Mars? Nothing.
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SarcasMick @MickSnark
Doesn't matter if they win the gold; the female beach volleyball teams only get publicity for wearing next to nothing & jumping around.
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rachel NOT rach @getoffmyplanet
Confidence is VERY attractive.
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Henry_3k @Henry_3k
If not slave, will you be my twitter indentured servant, then?
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SarcasMick @MickSnark
Are sports bras sexy? Asking for sext content.
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Starr's war @StarrsWar
Free wifi, but twitter is restricted! Wtf! Why even have it, fucking cunts.
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SarcasMick @MickSnark
Remember when we would look both ways before crossing the street? Does anyone still do that?
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Skoots ® @skoots777
Don't worry you're not the only one.
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Tuna Melt @pukingvagina
starring tweets is the only way I know how to flirt, sugar
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Shane @shanethevein
I was just about to get some pussy.

"Curiosity" actually killed the cat.
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MicYsa @MicYsa
So? Are there little green men over there or what?
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1
Beiber Promtions @kevnasto
Red rover red rover, let Kevin's dick come over.
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Kelkulus @kelkulus
"Standing by for Martian Sky Crane" - Just heard this quote from the NASA live feed. I picked the wrong career.
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Skoots ® @skoots777
Sometimes LOVE loves hiding in the shadows.
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Dave @weird4
Curiosity killed the cat.
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Kelkulus @kelkulus
We just Mission-Impossible'd onto Mars.
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Henry_3k @Henry_3k
If you insist on doing that to you
I will have no choice
but to get into bed with you
and do it too.
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Beiber Promtions @kevnasto
What's all the curiosity about this chocolate bar for? Its a chocolate bar for fuck sakes.
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Starr's war @StarrsWar
I am at that drunk when I want to @ people like a mother fucker. So ignore me, block me, entertain me, whatever. More beer! Yay.
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bombscribe @bombscribe
Craving a Mars Bar right now.
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SarcasMick @MickSnark
Useless Talent #49: My name is Mick. I'll never have an identity crisis. Ever.
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SarcasMick @MickSnark
Hey, IdiotFace. Stop complimenting me on my tattoos. They take up less than one square inch on my body. I'm not a badass.
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Tuna Melt @pukingvagina
I should probably make washing my vagina a regular thing, meh
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1
Beiber Promtions @kevnasto
I shoved a mars bar up my ass for curiosity.
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Kelkulus @kelkulus
The USA just landed on Mars while simultaneously fighting over gay rights involving chicken. Talk about a paradox of a country.
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SarcasMick @MickSnark
So did Rebecca Black retire from music or what? Didn't anyone tell her there are six other days in the week she could sing about?
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SarcasMick @MickSnark
Kim Kardashian is dating a black guy?! That NEVER happens!
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SarcasMick @MickSnark
Are you guys still going to star my tweets when I'm dead?
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