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Mark NielsenBloomfield, CT2008-09-23
@manielse2,034 days
Enterprise Architect, Target Marketing, Digital Media, Mobile, Ruby on Rails, HTPC, Gadgets, Politics, Star Wars http://t.co/GvWQ08HiEF
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Daniel Burrus @DanielBurrus
@manielse Glad you enjoyed my article Mark, thank you for sharing it with your followers.
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Gokulakrishna @gKrishnaKS
@manielse Replace the whole with a GNU/Linux distribution ;)
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Matt Berg @bergasonic
@manielse office.com $0.00. Try it out!
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David Ozer @davidozer
@manielse Sochi, the 80% olympics. Rooms are 80% built, and only 80% of the rings work
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Sharon Suchoval @sharonsuchoval
@manielse Chase two rabbits and catch none! I'm focused on one big project right now and in a month, it will be done!
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Brent @GeekTonic @geektonic
The next generation simpletv with silicondust dual tuner is shipping zatznotfunny.com/2013-12/next-g…
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Boardroom Metrics @BoardroomMtrcs
Even with sound project teams in place, corporate culture will influence IT project planning
---> hub.am/18faJfr
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Real Time Deals @ebayrt
Jeff Hardy Immortal Title Replica Belt Tna Wrestling Belt Wwe Ufc Top Rope Belts (Lexington) USD 1 ebayrt.co/sports-mem-car… #eBay #eBayUS
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Barack Obama @BarackObama
Before #Obamacare, pregnancy was considered a pre-existing condition: OFA.BO/z8H7aM #ThrowbackThursday
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paul ballantine @healthypiranha
Most underrated belt of all time #wwe #belttalk flic.kr/p/gWDXj2
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Nancy M. Anderson @Marguerite_HBC
@manielse Thanks for reposting this. Found it a while ago & didn't copy it out -- been thinking since I needed it. Now I have it!
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BillyGoatFluff @Drew_Goddard
@manielse Miley Cyrus has been classified as a nerve agent by the UN and can't be used.
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Ryan @ryaninco
Whenever I'm forced to pick a side I always pick mashed potatoes.
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Sean McCabe @darthstar99
@manielse Back to original tweet, good article, fowarded. #ACA is the law and it doesn't hurt business. Important message.
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Ali Ehsaan @AliEhsaan
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
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Shane @shanethevein
I hate it when having to pee over rules 15 more minutes of sleep.
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Theo Priestley @ITredux
MT @manielse Lucas 'Constantly Talking' to J.J. Abrams About #StarWars mashable.com/2013/10/07/geo… << still doesn't fill me with confidence
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Marcello Braucci @mbraucci
@manielse @Reuters same in Italy ;)
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Careless Coder @CarelessLabs
@manielse did it need so many complex explanations? Keep it simple stupid :) good read that.
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Troy Mickins @troymickins
@manielse @JOWEBB7 @ShiCooks @hgfernan Perhaps we'll discover new breakthroughs in physics that allow us to be a bit more mobile.
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Jerome Ternynck @jerometernynck
93% of companies have a hard time sourcing tech talent. 15 niche job boards you should know about.
smartrecruiters.com/blog/best-15-p…
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buzzkitchen @buzzkitchen1
@manielse I think it is incompetence
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Joel Hughes @Joel_Hughes
@manielse I've been trying to think what would wow me...I think only *really* good, fluid, seamless voice recognition
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Aspersioncast @Aspersioncast
You never forget the smell of memory foam.
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amer husain @timeofaquarius
@manielse I am beginning to think they are just playing with the math and have abandoned experimental validation and concept of Occams razor
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Dey call me Mr Tin @tincanman2010
"@manielse: 3 Ways To Combat a Snoring Bedmate apartmenttherapy.com/3-ways-to-comb…"
1. Murder
And 2 others
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Ryan @ryaninco
to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, for middle class or poor
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Captain Connecticut @byronblurb
Time sure flies when you waste it.
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Rock @TheMichaelRock
All I'm saying is that Miley Cyrus was on the Disney Channel and had her clothes on when Bush was president. Thanks, Obama.
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Captain Connecticut @byronblurb
You ever have so much to do that you wind up doing nothing?
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Bill Mc7 @BillMc7
I'll take Disney stars who turned into skanks for 800, Alex.
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Mara Alexander @talking_biscuit
@manielse Time is money, and pushing beyond the scope costs me money. I already have an ample "client communication" time allowance.
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Abe Y. @Cheeseboy22
A state fair is the perfect place to see where Walmart shoppers go for fun.
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Sharknado @Mothpete
Six cheat days a week is probably too many, right?
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The Healing Hand @lucyrl
You cannot truly enjoy things if you're trying to control them.
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Erik McClure @blackhole0173
"What time is it?"
"Food."

Food'o'clock. Omnom'o'clock.
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Alan Garner @AlanHungover
Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life's decisions
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Alan Garner @AlanHungover
No regrets. Just lessons learned.
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Alan Garner @AlanHungover
A day on Mercury lasts 1408 hours...

or about a Monday on Earth.
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Cletis Stump @CletisStump
Two animals speak in the bible ... a snake & an ass. In the movie both parts will be played by Mitch McConnell #fancyfarm
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anarcho @anarcho
@manielse not really, proclaiming yourself neutral should be distinguished from being neutral when it comes to facts business.time.com/2013/07/31/aar…
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James Michael Sama @JamesMSama
Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen.
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Uncle JP the Janitor @JPHaddadio
If I didn't have a really loud alarm clock, I'm pretty sure I would stay asleep and eventually starve to death.
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donni @donni
I say we bite bugs back
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donni @donni
Laser pointers are dangerous for helicopters because they can't resist chasing the dots all over the sky til they crash
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juicymorsel @juicymorsel
Truth is precious. Which may explain why some people use it so sparingly.
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Sue Permarket @Hormonella
LGBT* sandwiches for all my friends!

* Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon and Tomato
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Eminence Front @tweetcomedian
When Yoda went on a hunger strike, they had to force feed him.
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designersays @designersays
Ties are weird. A slender piece of fabric tied around the neck of a man to make him look like a gentleman. Who came up with that idea?
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Multiple Stab Wounds @SonOfCha
Shoot a honey badger. Trust me, they give a fuck.
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Captain Connecticut @byronblurb
I think therefore someone hates my opinion.
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On-Q Home Systems @OnQ_HomeSystems
@manielse Hey, Mark. The Bluetooth Receiver can pair 6 devices and is always on. For more info check it out here: bit.ly/14ySu1u
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Rock @TheMichaelRock
I'm not God's gift to women, I'm God's gift to one woman.
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Midget @1tallmidget
Things to do today........Nothing.......Absolutely Nothing!!
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Chris Brogan @chrisbrogan
Obstacles are the best opportunity to measure your ability to adapt, innovate, and persist. Or you can quit.
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Al Jensen @aljensen7
@manielse you can say that again
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Winter's Boner @DoucheMcBaggus
No need to attend church... I have Facebook.
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A Guy Named Kelly @kellysdf
Most folks go to Jimmy Buffett concerts over and over because they're too drunk to remember the last one.
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JRehling @JRehling
I like people who are quiet, hard workers who keep to themselves. Of course, the downside is, one day they'll kill a bunch of people.
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lcarlat @lcarlat
The worst decisions I've ever made were when I couldn't make a decision.
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JRehling @JRehling
It's perfectly legal to shoot a sheriff as long as you don't also shoot the deputy, according to noted legal expert, Bob Marley.
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lcarlat @lcarlat
You know it's a true compliment when the person who gives it to you wants nothing in return.
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Lori @HeyitsLori
People should be able to hit the pause button on real life sometimes and just go have a playdate.
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Sue Permarket @Hormonella
Tweets are just the things we write on this big virtual bathroom wall called the Twitter.
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Sharknado @Mothpete
It may be over twenty years since I was a teenager, but I'm still pretty keen on rebelling against my parents.
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Meeting Boy @MeetingBoy
I love when people who only have a vague idea what I do try to suggest they know how much effort it should take me to do it.
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Bill Mc7 @BillMc7
I wonder if pizza ever thinks about me.
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donni @donni
I love me some good old fashioned nothing
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Sharknado @Mothpete
I’m sure the stripes in the USA’s flag represent bacon.
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Paul Ens @paulens
If you’re wearing clean clothes at the home improvement store, no one takes you seriously.
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Sue Permarket @Hormonella
Massholechusetts ~ The Tailgater State
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Shane @shanethevein
Damn you J.J. Abrams, now I'm a Trekkie!

You better bring me back to the dark side.
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Uncle JP the Janitor @JPHaddadio
I've been at Dunkin' Donuts for 3 hours eating donuts. I hope I don't get arrested for impersonating a police officer.
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Uncle JP the Janitor @JPHaddadio
Instant oatmeal is for busy people like me who don't have hours to slave away in the kitchen cooking regular oatmeal.
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Jocelyn Plums @FilthyRichmond
Food courts are great 'cause you can hand people pretty much anything on a toothpick and they'll eat it no questions asked
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Ryan @ryaninco
Never put a bandaid on a cut that needs fifty stitches.
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Vagrant @cybervagrant
I can't wait to learn from my next mistake.
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Uncle JP the Janitor @JPHaddadio
If I shot a sheriff, I'd write a song about how I didn't do it.
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SusAnimated @SusAnimated
The best sleep happens after you hit the snooze button.
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Uncle JP the Janitor @JPHaddadio
The reason I don't clean my house is because it'll just get dirty again.
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Vagrant @cybervagrant
We need low-calorie avocados.
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Aunti @AuntiPax
Sunday nap, dreamed I was doing an obstacle course race. Even asleep it feels like Monday.
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Captain Connecticut @byronblurb
The body is up. The mind will catch up later.
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Shane @shanethevein
Loyalty has a price.

But it's paid in trust.
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Beth Pollock Burke @pollockburke
For those of you looking for a Google Reader alternative. VERY basic, but clean and simple. #rssreader feedspot.com
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Eminence Front @tweetcomedian
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away you were like 50 times more likely to meet a guy named Darth.
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JRehling @JRehling
Congratulations are in order! Today at the gym, I benched my own weight.
(I sat on a bench.)
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Uncle JP the Janitor @JPHaddadio
Nobody has ever clicked on FAQs and actually found his question.
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Flickerbox, Inc. @flickerbox
Check out the awesome RSS reader launched by our very own Ben Ubois feedbin.me
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⚡ Steve Webb ⚡ @scumola
Work in progress open source Google Reader API clone a.badcheese.com/15bYz19
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Jeff Pelton @comster
@brianandrich I've been using it for lots of web apps including an open replacement for google reader I'm working on github.com/comster/house
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Oxblood Ruffin 3.0 @OxbloodRuffin
Work in progress open source Google #Reader API clone github.com/devongovett/re…
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Joe Hall @joehall
I just released my Google Reader alternative in Open Source. joehall.me/how-to-build-y…
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Garrett Gulliksen @GarGulliksen
The Pope is chosen by God. But is elected by 2/3 of the Cardinals. I guess the other 1/3 were not listening. #atheist #popefrancis
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SustEarth @SustEarth
When you're too religious, you tend to point your finger to judge instead of extending your hand to help. - (cont) tl.gd/jerqn5
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John Pyper @jpyper
Today at work I learned that when everyone pulls together as one, stuff can actually get accomplished. Thanks guys. Keep up the good work.
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Eminence Front @tweetcomedian
Recipe for a great Mexican dinner:

8 Margaritas.
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Jamie Capria @MrFornicator
Any burrito is a breakfast burrito if you eat it at 8am.
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Uncle JP the Janitor @JPHaddadio
The chocolate milk I'm drinking says "Get Fit! Get Healthy!" on the bottle. I finally discovered the secret for getting healthy!
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50% More Slime @navanax
They tell you to take everything with a grain of salt. Then they tell you salt kills you.
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designersays @designersays
You know what the best all-you-can-eat restaurant is? Home.
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Niki @NikiWithIssues
I have a serious sleep disorder. I can't fall asleep unless I do this thing where I sit on my couch and watch tv for 2 minutes.
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Michael Trosen @mrtrosen
I am continually amazed at how bad other consulting companies code is. Just hire us in the first place versus us having to rescue you later.
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Rod Trent @rodtrent
'AutoTether for Android produces an instant in-car hotspot' engadget.com/2013/02/13/aut…
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Not Hank Moody @PORNOPINION
All I want is for someone from New Jersey to admit that Bruce Springsteen is terrible.
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Josh Hara @yoyoha
GOODBYE WORK COMPUTER HELLO HOME COMPUTER
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Juan G Garcia @juan11637
The Bestest Recipes Online: Crock Pot Mexican Chicken bestestrecipes.blogspot.com/2013/02/crock-…
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Michael Robinson @codeofinterest
@manielse I've used it to help rescue a broken lightdm install many times. Also good to make sure site pages are structured correctly
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juicymorsel @juicymorsel
Say what you will about payback, but it's fat-free and satisfying.
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Captain Connecticut @byronblurb
I'm folding laundry. She's on the computer. Most romantic evening we've had in a while.
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Abe Y. @Cheeseboy22
Every fortune cookie fortune should say, "You will be hungry again in one hour."
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Grumpy Cat @ItsTheGrumpyCat
"God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve." God also made Hitler. Your point is invalid.
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@FaresBH_
Today is Tomorrow's Memory.
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juicymorsel @juicymorsel
The coffee was my target. The donuts were just collateral damage.
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Josh Hara @yoyoha
did you know that cold hot fudge is also thick awesome pudding
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juicymorsel @juicymorsel
All my great ideas start as an exit strategy and work backward.
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hey Bosh @TheBosha
Ass ✔ Seat ✔ Ass in Seat ✔ This concludes our Office Job training for today. Help yourself to a stale bagel on the way out.
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Sharknado @Mothpete
I don't like extroverts... or introverts.
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dudi sharon @Thedudish
It's all fun and games until reality shows up.
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Rock @TheMichaelRock
I like to give people a piece of my mind, because it's quite obvious that they need it more than me.
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Rock @TheMichaelRock
Dinosaurs were just a clever story created to hide the true facts about what happened to the ThunderCats.
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A Guy Named Kelly @kellysdf
Sometimes I start thinking people are pretty smart. Then I go out in public, and well, that's that.
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Abe Y. @Cheeseboy22
I went outside today and saw my shadow. That means at least 6 more weeks of eating off the Wendy's Dollar menu.
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Carlos Schlyter @caschlyter
This is big! RT @manielse Audi is first to receive Autonomous Car License in Nevada dvice.com/archives/2013/…
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A Guy Named Kelly @kellysdf
Your thermostat really only needs two settings: "Just Right For Her" and "Move Out Of The House".
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Ryan @ryaninco
I don't know how long it takes for alcohol to leave the system but I feel like I've exceeded it.
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JD Crowe @CroweJam
This day has taken more turns than a Kardashian in a corn maze.
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Sue Permarket @Hormonella
Hello, NyQuil, my old friend.
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Shane @shanethevein
My dream job is sleeping.
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BaZ @Baz_3000
Men are much better secret keepers than women mainly because they weren't really listening to begin with.
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Jamie Capria @MrFornicator
Snowed in checklist:

✓ Food

✓ Beer

✓ Internet connection

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
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Abe Y. @Cheeseboy22
I like to think of my body as half empty of fat rather than half full.
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braden graeber @hipstermermaid
Why do they stop playing “Baby It’s Cold Outside” and “Let it Snow” as soon as Christmas is over? It’s still winter.
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Empowered Life @EmpoweredLife
Willpower is the power to take action while the mind searches for excuses. - Che Garman #quote
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Alan Garner @AlanHungover
If you never jumped from one couch to another to save yourself from the lava, then you didn't have a childhood.
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Tara Chatzakis ㋡ @tarachatzakis
Hope your house is filled with love :))
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Lennie Appelquist @lenapple
When all is said and done, more is said than done. ~ Lou Holtz
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Barracks O'Bama @P0TUS
I'm all for mental health but that is NO substitute for getting rid of the means of inflicting slaughter. #NRA #GunControl #MTP
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Your_Say @Your_Say
Life is an attitude. Have a good one.— Eric Lungaard
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iScott is... @privacyminion
just my personal observation...but if Monday represents the birth of a new week...it is one seriously ugly baby! #mondayblues
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Linked Media Group @LinkedMedia
Responsive-content: This jQuery plugin lets you easily serve different HTML to different devices: Forked from pj... bit.ly/UWbELL
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Stevie @Stevie_Talk
If you can make a person happy today you should do it. the world needs more of that shit.
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Priya Desai @priyaauthor
RT“@learnocracy: 50 Free Android Apps Being Used In Education Right Now ow.ly/eo5Sn #edtech #education #edchat
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Jörgen Sundberg @jorgensundberg
An ant just crawled under my keyboard keys. But don't worry - I have it under CTRL.
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Ed Schultz @edshow
Romney pretended he didn't know companies get a tax benefit for offshoring jobs. That, of course, was a lie.
politifact.com/truth-o-meter/…
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Matt LeBlanc @MatthewJLeBlanc
The best part of vacation is vacation. The worst part is the Mt. Everest size pile of work that needs to get done when you get back.
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Nathan Hicks @nathanphicks
@manielse @WillsLab @nkpryor @ITISAasta MT @sbc111 @tor @amyhoy: Why Bootstrapping Is Better than an Accelerator & VC: bit.ly/VJ6st9
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Chico Delainky @ChicoDelainky
Romney "won?" Because he was pushy, aggressive and lied through his teeth? No details, no substance, just more subterfuge.
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Myles Recny @recborg
Awesome news - Bootstrap Maintainers Leave Twitter - making Bootstrap it's own OS organization bit.ly/NWhARx
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YEC @YEC
Join me at the @MassChallenge Awards Ceremony to celebrate startups on 10/23! bit.ly/MCAwards12 #mcawards
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Pau Oliva @pof
the USSD code to factory data reset a Galaxy S3 is *2767*3855# can be triggered from browser like this: <frame src="tel:*2767*3855%23" />
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Ruhani Rabin @ruhanirabin
20 #jQuery Utilities For A Smashing Website dld.bz/CzvQ
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Daud @dzinepress
12 Definitive Wireframe Tools for Designer goo.gl/fb/Ms8ov
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Andy Palmer @andyhpalmer
Had chance to spend an hour today with Eric Schmidt talking about intersection of life science and computer science :)
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The Dork @The_Dorkster
I feel sorry for everyone who isn't married to my wife. She's fucking awesome.
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Corinac @Rinaababyyy
Dear Future Boyfriend,
I think it’s about time you and I found each other. I know this world is crazy and crowded, it’s confusing
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DevCon5 @DevConFive
New HTML5 Tools Simplify the Process for Developers bit.ly/RXIzxS
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Soulseeds Media @Soulseedsmedia
There are no magic wands, but with time, energy and determination you can get there. D Rowse
579d               
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Logitech UE @LogitechUE
@manielse here is a link to the list of services bit.ly/smartradiolist
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Steve Welsh @stevewsocialmed
How To Perform A Social Audit (Infographic) | Business 2 Community ow.ly/dySHz
588d               
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1
Christine Macdonald @thatgalkiki
This is #love. This is not. #NOH8 #NOH8WorldWide pic.twitter.com/nZ1H0bSD
588d               
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Apptamin @apptamin
Create Your App Website Before Your First Line Of Code buff.ly/OrRPUo
588d               
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Hot Android Apps @HotAndroidApps
Hot #android #app: Zello Walkie Talkie Turn your phone or tablet into a walkie talkie with this ... bit.ly/P1lp48
588d               
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Nexage Inc @Nexage
We're growing our #engineering team! Check out our latest #job listings: bit.ly/QaUEyR #tech #careers in #boston
592d               
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1
Funny One Liners @funnyoneliners
My gas tank just went from zero to $50 in under a minute.
595d               
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@FaresBH_
Well life can't get any better until you get better....
597d               
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Richard Mazzocca @RichMazz
@ki_pass Coffee flavoring! This doesn't help my coffee addiction at all.
599d in reply to ki_pass               
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Kawsar Ali @iamkawsar
How to Create an Interactive Graph using CSS3 & jQuery goo.gl/pdHQq via @Designmodo
605d               
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Ahh! Photography @AhhPhotography
It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
605d               
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Kyle S @imkyles
New York #startup @SkillWizard is linked in for skilled workers, check out our interview here: ow.ly/cVc99
611d               
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1
Michael Moore @MMFlint
Funny, I'm surprised Ann Coulter thinks Paul Ryan is a "loser": mmflint.me/Oh0cHF
615d               
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jim emerson @jeeemerson
Mitt Romney Would Pay 0.82 Percent in Taxes Under Paul Ryan's Plan - j.mp/Mpechv
615d               
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ThinkProgress @thinkprogress
Paul Ryan once argued that snow invalidates global warming: thkpr.gs/ObgaAi #icymi
615d               
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CJ Werleman @cjwerleman
Paul Ryan: "Snow is proof climate change is false." Romney says Ryan is the intellectual leader of GOP. Any questions?
615d               
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LOLGOP @LOLGOP
What America needs is a really smug young guy explaining how retired people have it too good. fb.me/2iiofDvjt
615d               
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Jon Hurwitz @jonhurwitz
Tina Fey's not going to look as hot playing Paul Ryan.
615d               
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Zach Holman @holman
Paul Ryan, a man with two first names, is a great choice of running mate for Mitt Romney, a man with no first names.
615d               
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Mark Nielsen @manielse
Worcester, MA Incubator Aims To Get Entrepreneurs ‘Off The Couch’ And Into Start-up Mode wbjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/… #Mass #Startups #CT
616d               
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Ted™ @Ted_Talks_U_LOL
If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn’t Photoshop be illegal for models?
617d               
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46
Kelly Kish @Kellylkish
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
617d               
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Twitch @Twitch412
Mitch Hedberg's Wife Shares His Notebooks Full of Jokes and Old Camcorder Footage bit.ly/MxXOGC
618d               
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4
Julie Kenner @juliekenner
Ah, Starbucks. You complete me.
619d               
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Ann T Bush @AnnTBush
If only Fox viewers would wake up and watch just ONE episode of #Maddow, they would see what it is they are missing - facts.
623d               
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Google TV Team @GoogleTV
Control #GoogleTV Directly From #Chrome On Your #PC / #Mac [VIDEO] ow.ly/cGcDk RT @Goyello
624d               
5
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Corey Wells @YouQuotedQuotes
When I work, I work very fast, but preparing to work can take any length of time. ~ Cy Twombly #Quote
624d               
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Matt Arnold @MArnoldSA
Lead Business Architect, Project Director- Hartford, CT #indeed #jobs smitharnold.com/information-te…
630d               
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Job Interview Hero @JobInterviewHro
Senior Director - Enterprise Information Architecture - Travelers Co - Hartford, CT: informati... bit.ly/QHhbDw #engineeringjobs
632d               
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Krishna Gurram @KrishnaCGurram
Need for Sharepoint Architect in Hartford, CT, rate: open, contact: krishna@tamvid.net
632d               
2
IntellegoJobs @intellegojobs
You can post your resume for FREE using ...Job.com by going here - ow.ly/cuDJz
632d               
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Laura Fitton @Pistachio
and of course, @HubSpot is ALWAYS hiring! click here to see the jobs!
jobvite.com/m?3BHnpfwO #job
633d               
2
4
Claudia Aponte @claudia_aponte
I don't compete with others, I only compete with myself. #iloverunning
637d               
2
2
Lou Bortone @loubortone
How to write your “about me” video script: vsb.li/RGkPxr
637d               
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Funny One Liners @funnyoneliners
One day I would like to hit the refresh button and actually feel refreshed.
RT @yoyoha
639d               
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Lawrence Sica @lomifeh
@snipeyhead Back when the porn was ASCII and usenet was the twitter of the day?
640d in reply to snipeyhead               
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Alan Garner @AlanHungover
It's going to be drizzy outside today... expect a lil wayne
640d               
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1,490
Alan Garner @AlanHungover
Three reasons to stand up: 1. To get the remote 2. To go to the bathroom 3. Because you're the real Slim Shady
640d               
250
1,603
Alan Garner @AlanHungover
Airlines have now banned tweezers I think anyone who can hijack a plane with tweezers deserves the plane....
641d               
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1,544
Alan Garner @AlanHungover
Why does Facebook even give me the option to 'like' my own
status? Of course I like my status. I'm hilarious and sexy.
641d               
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Alan Garner @AlanHungover
Gay marriage is legal in 6 states. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going, America.
641d               
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