We found 60 favorite tweets.
In College, A Thing Called Sex
Can't wait to read reviews of drone delivery: "Arrived on schedule, but delivered into my birdbath. Three stars."
An podcast? Why yes, we do have one now! Check out the first cast w/ and :
Incredible. MT My recap of last night's "The " on : Don't miss the Goodyear Tire gif!
Here's a pic of me with the board right after we finished breaking it
Or stay off twitter. RT : have you seen the spoiler foiler tool? Use it.
Sounds. Totally. Delicious.
"Omar, it was pleasant traversing the dreamscape with you in the networking event of my subconscious."
MICROSOFT'S NEW OBELISK COMES EQUIPPED WITH 2 USB PORTS FOR USE WITH COMPATIBLE POWER CRYSTALS. RUNES WILL NEED AN ADAPTER.
I could host an aftershow for your graphic!
A part of good writing comes from proper syntax and grammar. The rest is having the willingness to do crazy shit that no one else will try.
Can you make meth in space? Asking for a friend. -Bobbo
Guys, I've stumbled upon Mc Hammer's secret writings. He was a genius! Read: "Legitimacy is in inverse proportion to persistence whereby qui
When my nephew was about 2 he called Bluetooths "bla bla bla ear" which is just so incredibly accurate.
Ric Only Seven Pieces Of Flair
GUYS it's okay because Kanye named his baby North so we all win.
"Brown Chicken. Brown Cow." *sexiest farm animals. Say it aloud...
Been informed that the guys behind the also made "21 Jump Street" & "Clone High" (!!!).
My money: Take it. Don't leave a cent.
Schuyler signed my Father's Day card "I love you as a father and the King of Monsters". 1/2
Tracy Morgan was riding on the escalator in front of me at the airport. He was just straight up singing for no reason, and it was great.
I like to call these pants my "fat pants" because I am fat & these are my pants.
That's a wrap ! Onto new wraps ...
Did you interview a Whataburger?
EXPERIMENT: If you see this tweet, please favorite it.
Ugh, I like the old Tweetdeck better. Bleah, Twitter, for forcing me to switch.
Have you guys seen my butt?
Dear internet, a musical cure for whatever ails you VIDEO
My female boss just tried to order me to do something and I told her to stop being so pushy/brusque/distant. Thanks, Politico!
HOW TO PLAY BIOSHOCK INFINITE: 1) Push button to see which way you're supposed to go. 2) Go every other direction first.
We attended some SxSWi parties but would have loved to have a badge this time. Here's a great wrap up from
Look, a man works hard for the digital workflow that works perfectly. This Google Reader thing has ruined everything. VIDEO
In the short history of Vine, has produced the greatest Vine possible: cc
This is how my email is making me feel!
This is basically the only reason I don't fall down into a pit of despair every day.
TEDx Austin starts in 5 mins - everyone enters via the stage. pic here
BREAKING: culprit has been caught! ”
Beyonce is leading the world's most intense Zumba class right now.
Thirdeded! RT Seconded! MT I hope you're watching Enlightened-- it's one of the best things on television
"Cool bro, Storey." -Guy telling the playwright David Storey about his interesting brother
Dude throwing up in McDonald's drive-thru at 3:30am
Someone told me that as a media reporter, I wouldn't get to cover any cool stories. But Al Roker shat himself at a press event, so I win.
I bought a printer that doesn't suck ass: (thx )
Beach House @ Stubb's Bar-B-Q
boresville snoozer Siri joke iOS6 whatever gags arcane repartee blahblue
I thought Metcalfe's Law was an 80s TV show where fights crime with a robot sidekick. I was wrong
I just realized nobody ever favorites my tweets. What gives, buttholes? Aren't I nice and engaging enough, jerks!? I love you, idiots!
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making custard flans" John Lennon if he was a Cuban baker.
Yes, social media played a role in . But don't call this the Twitter or FB revolution. Real people protested and died. It's theirs.
Zuckerberg's Old Best Friend Poaches From Facebook, As Quora Hires A New Product Leader http://bit.ly/hZfWXd
Awesome observations! RT
My 10 Scariest People in Social Media http://bit.ly/10scary + great illus: http://bit.ly/10scari
Spoke on panel this morning about employees tweeting. Zappos employee Twitter policy: "Be real and use your best judgement."
is amused by how quickly omarg has taken to twitter.