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We can all agree that what's killing Amazon Fire phone sales are the two shitty children in the ads, right?
Hands down I have the most talented friends.
Slightly obsessed and repulsed by the women on extreme couponing. They're so smart but also selfish
DEVELOPING: Source told me cast and crew were told show will not be in NC next year because lawmakers didn't renew tax breaks
Would you favor or oppose a federal govt program that would put people to work on urgent infrastructure repairs?
Filmmaking is like painting. If you don't master your craft, you can't express your ideas. - gordan willis
Vertical video syndrome needs to be stopped at all costs!
The lyrics of the Game of Thrones section of Weird Al's sketch were SPOT ON.
American Legion Convention in CLT @connollysonfifth :Korean war vets telling stories & buying me beers; These guys surely deserve my ear.
"Couple of gay guys. That's why it's modern." Weird Al is relevant in 2014 and I couldn't love it more.
The sketch had my crying!! So good.
I’m willing to bet that most of the people calling on others to go easy on Mark Driscoll have never been run over by a church bus before.
Naps are tricky, you either wake up refreshed and relaxed, or you have a headache, dry throat, and no idea what year you’re in.
If you're reading an article that starts with "According to TMZ" stop reading, turn off your computer, go outside and plant a tree.
I thought left? Haha RT : Davidson Day 34, Albemarle 0 with 3 mins left 1st half. Albemarle top 10 in 1A polls
Cards is not a fan of bathtime. Nonetheless she smells better now.
Just a rental but it's still my home
has the best Cheerleaders in the NFL and that is the
PC vs. Coastal, the NFL version vs.
Let's be clear: The threat of violence in was diffused because a black man was allowed to lead & rein in the cops in the streets.
Rep leaders argued that rolling back unemployment benefits would increase employment in the Tar Heel State. Nice try:
Thank God the NRA fights for the people of Ferguson to arm themselves against govt aggression, am I right, Wayne? Wayne?
My only statement. My brothers' are also online. Thank you for all your kindness and goodbye for awhile guys. xo
Absolutely stunned to hear the news about Robin Williams. It's unimaginable to me that we've lost such a genuinely funny and sweet man.
| I don't work for free. RT via
Hanging out on my front porch, listening to the rain. Nothing better.
If animal print consumes half of your outfit...you hood.
Here's a picture of the we won't be able to see again tonight due to clouds.
Dont listen to music based on the mood youre in. Listen to music based on the mood you want to be in.
It's cute how excited jt is about our first house
Football Friday Night's Preview Show will be in prime time August 15th at 10 pm on
EDITORIAL: Charlotte needs a more enduring solution to homelessness
Sunday Night Football on ...that is all!
Turns out was all talk on budget veto threat. This plan will hurt students, teachers + state finances. Will make crisis worse.
Veteran teachers criticize pay plan in proposed state budget
"I wanna get married again. I want to go to the back yard and you promise me things" - jt. Hahahahahahah
I ask jt to call duke power about serious matters and he's over here talking to them about his favorite tv shows.
Kender is my meanest best friend.
from this whole hectic week you punk face
recovery from what we only watched dexter last night
Been in bed since I got back from church this morning. No shame in a recovery day 💁
I can't sleep. I had the best time ever dancing with all of our friends. Thanks for making our first night together so much fun!
NC Senate set to take up bill to cap local sales taxes, effectively killing planned Mecklenburg referendum
Americans love to predict the apocalypse—every generation thinks it is witnessing a unique degree of disarray.
RT iDeviceGFX Has Posted Some Wallpapers For The iPhone
"A new report predicts global warming could actually cause the redhead gene to disappear..."
I left earrings in the cup holder and they punctured the bottom of my togo cup. Jt just shook his head and said "it's gonna be a messy life"
The Case Shows Why Private Companies Shouldn't Provide Insurance. The Government Should.
Not sure whether or not I should be questioning the girl who just paid for her month of tanning in all ones 😳
Fox News is so awful that Jon Stewart wonders why he even bothers to call them out anymore. VIDEO
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: "Help! I discovered my daughter pleasuring herself with a hand mixer."
., the King of Pop, is back... as a hologram at the Billboard Music Awards.
Never Forget. Watch Michael Jackson hologram perform "Slave to the Rhythm" VIDEO
Holo Mike had to show up and show the young whippersnappers how it was done. R.I.P. MJ
When God made pudding he was like "Ashley's gonna love this stuff"
The song you’ll have stuck in your head all summer is actually pretty great
Study finds oatmeal trumps cold cereal for breakfast (and an awesome recipe for Chocolate Oatmeal):
After today, our church's creative team is the best.
Charleston, South Carolina
Her spidey senses were tingling! hits a 2run HR over the center field fence! That's her 1st career HR!
I always get recognized in public by my clown hair or my man voice 😔😒
If you drive a dirty van and you're not in a band then you do criminal activity. Fact. - JT.
Forever moments like these. With her. That's what it's all about.
An hour with my family is better than nothing. So blessed to be surrounded by such wonderful people
Life is not a video game. You don’t get a 1UP. Visit to sign up for insurance by 3/31.
is in the Charlotte metro area which has some desperate needs.Donations need to be made directly to charities.
I seriously can't get enough of this. LOL
You don’t have to work in TV news to know how awesome this Tumblr is, but it helps .
Paparazzi Status. So glad I got to capture this moment today. Congrats and !
Secret’s out! We have awesome spy gear to give away thanks to . RT & Follow us to enter:
Seeing several Twitter reports of thundersnow in Tulsa. What are you seeing/hearing now? Tweet us with time/location.
. had two stipulations before he'd agree to take Late Night..find out what they were
Cynicism and hatred aren't of the kingdom. So why practice such things? I promise you they'll exhaust you with no gain. No satisfaction.
A big good-luck hug to !! We love you!!!
Do away with Congressional "Pension Plans" and replace them with the 401K-style plan as they have given veterans and others!!
Is this the worst product placement in sports history?
The iPad Just Lost Its Monopoly in the Cockpit
When my fiancee told me about the other woman: "I felt like I was going to suffocate"
State could be first in the nation to make sure workers can take a vacation
JT is literally arguing with me that he can dance the "single ladies" choreography.
The latest from retreat w/ : "House Rs might propose canceling ‘Obamacare bailouts’ to raise debt limit"
Wait, where are all the shots of Beyonce and Taylor swift dancing?
The hits just keep on comin': More bad news for Chris Christie
The polar vortex is back: Here are the fresh horrors it's brought along with it
A glorious middle-finger to the kind of puritanical white Americans that make my blood boil:
Grill This: Buffalo Chicken Sandwich (378 cal). Not: Chili’s Buffalo Chicken Sandwich (1,560 cal). Our recipe:
A film crew shooting a tv show at a theme park haunted house discovered there was a real body in there! Details -->
I truly appreciate the people in my life that see past the tattoos and makeup and into my heart.
A very early look at Christmas Day on the ECMWF model. 2 things I believe right now. #1 There will be seasonally...
These 7 corporate rip-offs will make you want to scream: How JPMorgan and Xerox make money off of American misery
The most emotion had in the hobbit was when he almost lost the ring! 🙀🙀🙀👈😂
It's hard being a pretty redhead. People stare at you like you're the 8th wonder of the world.
My official response to and all the other lovely folks at Fox News:
Things I don't miss about AK...de-icing your truck
Photo: it’s friday, why can’t we just go dancing tonight? what kind of a world are we living in? i am...
SATURDAY WEATHER UPDATE: Clouds are hanging tough right now but the sun will break out this afternoon....
Motion Themes for Keynote 1.3 - Motion themes for Apple Keynote.
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Wet snow in Fort Mill, SC.
Black Friday 2013 is expected to be bigger and better this year. Here's why!
Sandwich Monday: Pumpkin Spice Eggo Waffles
The heaviest of the rain is moving in right now. Good night for a movie or book.
We're very excited to announce that our debut full length Brighter will be available everywhere digital music is...
Carefully listen to how people speak around you & keep in mind they're speaking the same away from you.
When you're driving, assume everyone's an idiot and will make a terrible decision.
Through trials you find out who your real friends are.
Once you've accepted your flaws, no one can ever use them against you
! MT So in Charleston they take shrimp, stuff it with crab, wrap it in bacon and fry the whole thing and I am never leaving
I love when hotels have comfortable beds.
Girl beside me is talking about how she hopes her bf doesn't go bald when he's older…ya gotta love your man unconditionally woman!
Piece i wrote for SI: Where Are They Now: Talladega Nights’ Ricky Bobby Races On - via
When Ur dating a guy; things 2 watch 4; how he treats his mother, family, children & animals. If he's disrespectful and mean, that's a clue!
Provost lists= weekend full of delicious sweets guilt free 😍😍😍
Woohoo moms in the championship!!!!
When you love the game with so much passion, the heartbreaks cut so much deeper
Officially a college graduate! Proud to be a PC alumni.
I'm going to c iron man tonite
shoutout to nominated for player of the week woo woo and nominated for pitcher of the week
Great weekend of ball Blue Hose. Way to take the series from Longwood. Total team effort all weekend! momma
MUST READ piece on how US cable news keeps fostering a climate of widespread fear and hysteria.
When your athletic trainer hates you, your body may be in big trouble 😣
Storms are showing lightning now so updrafts are growing.
“: you know that song mermaid by ..... It reminded me of you!” I love that song!
Life is too short to not admit that I'm a mermaid
Kender has limited time on the show and she wasted it by choking😂😭
Spent my Saturday night at a wrestling match watching a bunch of old men in tights. The things I do for my dad 😳
RT : Congrats ! 1.74 MILLION fans tuned in last night! INCREDIBLE! THANK YOU!!!!
I think I have jealous BFF probz. Not sure I like sharing my bestfriend with the world 😳 oh well too late, love me some
Hate when my mommy cries!!
The wonderful returns tonight on IFC. Don't miss that.
❤😘 hugs to those who haven't unfollowed
"Sometimes in life, you find that one friend. The one who changes your life just by being part of it. who ma
Family favorite - wish Kelly, Chelsea, Johnny, and Brookie were here too
So glad my number one fan came out to support me today 😘
There are reasons behind who I am and how I chose to live. Theres not many opinions about my choices that I haven't heard before
If gov't is coming after your $ (taxes), you grab your wallet more tightly, don't you, on hiring/investments?
She's got that hair flip down now ❤
TV Producers: The more you freak out, the less I think you've done this before.
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Watching ...pretty funny so far. The d-bag jar is a nice touch.
Is Footloose really a tale that needed to be told TWICE? I wish I lived in a crazy town that didn't allow Footloose movies.
No pressure, no diamonds!
Read. If you don't read, you will never be a filmmaker. Those who watch television or are too much on the Internet, they lose the world.