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GREAT response to SOM. i've been preaching the same thing since the day after.
Your SOML blog post made it's way onto my Facebook timeline from someone random... I agree with it 100%!
yes, but it's so good! Lol
oh i hate it. they can keep it. smells rancid to me any kind i've had
. Have you ever tried truffle oil popcorn?
12 Years A Slave just put me tha-roo it
This guys twitter feed is Also he's incredibly handsome & occasionally posts photos (more would b nice)
It's so cold I will spoon anything, no questions asked.
Only on the CW, is Molly Sims the new Maggie Smith.
i saw that movie with my nephews it was so cute !
dark by 4:30pm? winter is stchewpid
man, this is so White Trash High School
Tonya wouldn't be needed if Lindsay wasn't such a train wreck and sicked her dog on Paris's brother!
Tonya Harding could fix any problem. Poor Nancy Kerrigan lol
The gays grow stronger with every new Gaga, Britney or Lana Del Rey song that's released
We can all agree that Avicii has WAY TOO MANY "i's" in his name.
The bf says that if I'm a good girl I'll get some cock tonite.
Wish me luck!
They moved staging furniture into the house across the street. Which I think means another open house today. Which means free food.
Left the house without my Chapstick. Gonna jump in front of a bus.
Sometimes unfollowing is not enough. Twitter needs an option to send a low voltage shock to a person's phone. Just enough to burn hands.
The irony is that inspirational stories actually make me feel like shit for not doing more with my life.
- Oh. My. God. ...... Yes
- do you wanna build a snowman?
You will always be a princess to me, Emmy.
Frozen?! In LA? Its 75 in Georgia tonight in December!
Kanye West isn't fit to shine Nelson Mandela's shoes. Can't we just lock him up for being a dick?
I vote hell yes!! I just don't get why someone hasn't set him and said, have you seen yourself on TV? Stop that!!
Its cold in Des Moines. Why aren't you here making me warmer?
I just planned my TV viewing schedule through March 2014. Don't ever tell me my life isn't fulfilling.
": From milkmaid to newscaster! " hahaha you'll appreciate this too
Step aside skinny jeans, it's time for fat jeans to have their shot at the limelight.
It just ended! I'm not sure if she sang 16 going on 17 with the Nazi guy or not i may have missed it! keep an eye out!
uumm, how is it I connect w u by searching hashtag of ?! Hihihi!!
Carrie Underwood acts about as well as I do cunnilingus
I was expecting Jesus to take the wheel...
it is so butchered. Hopefully a set accident cant help
I would pay ANY amount of money to see Taylor Swift thrown to the Nazis
RT : oh I absolutely cannot wait :)..live from New York Its Snl
And listening to the band, Nelson, naturally.
omg i could only imagine what your going to say when wtching it ,
Break a leg at the show next week! You guys are gonna do great. Wish I could be there for it!
Sorry to hear of the passing of Nelson Mandela. A truly amazing "bumper of ducks" who believed in freedom & acted on that belief.
It's cute how Comcast sends me emails like we're buddies. Like they don't fuck me every month when my internet bill comes.
I was at work, so I didn't watch the tree lighting ceremony. But Mariah MURDERED Joy To The World. YES, Queen VIDEO
Big mistake to imagine that 12 Years a Slave winning or losing awards is a test of America's ability (or inability) to face its own history.
when will you be back on tv. I mean really. 😂
as soon as you see some lords leaping I think
know what is totes adorbs ? YOU ARE! Whoa!
Fa LA LA, LA LA LA, LA , LA, LA.
Oh please, like you are not ever in your gay apparel! 😘
cutest gay tweet ever & that says a lot because gay tweets? TOTES ADORBS ALWAYS!
BF: It's a whimsical gift!
Me: The kids fear it. It's evil.
Me: Either it goes, or you're paying for a hotel for me and the kids.
I think in English it means "spend more money than you have" or something like that.
i love you my lil fuckpuppet
you know i pride myself in quirky comebacks, but im at a loss of unholy things to say! :(
It was when I was adding a 1983 Barbie to my Amazon wish list that I realized I'm a super cool person.
A Christmas tree lot is my favorite place to open a wallet of cash around ex cons wielding axes, chainsaws & rope.
I had a dream and and I were on a plane and I was their newly adopted daughter, style.
Me: Oh my god!
Penis: I'm SO sorry!
Me: It was friendly fire!
Penis: An accident!
Me: Nobody panic!
Eye: SHUT UP AND BRING ME WATER!
Frostpee the Yellow Snowman
If a jury asks Dustin Lance Black why he's dating Tom Daley, I hope he invokes the Twink Defense.
When your stomach sticks out so far that you can't see your dick it means that you have a big stomach and a little dick so good luck.
-No make up
-Hipster nerd glasses
*Goes to Whole Foods*
*Gets treated like a Rock Star*
It's actually been a "It's 6pm and my shirt is inside out" type of days
please come to my party and be my unwrapped toy!
Let's hope so. I really enjoyed it!
I am but everyone had to show up unwrapped.
Join me for alcohol consumption. It really is the only way for these types of days!
Wearing it inside out has become a kind of fashion statement so just act nonchalantly like its how you meant to put it on!
yeah, or perhaps an afternoon delight
I don't want to have group meditation with my roommate and their pet chickens each morning before eating kale omelets.
New reality show 'Leer eye for the blind guy'
Gonna show all the blind dudes how to gaze seductively... in the wrong direction.
i blocked Walmart on twitter.. don't need them following my business. NO SIR.
So are you a top or a little monster?
I used to look at people in restaurants eating by themselves with sympathy.
Now I look at them with jealousy.
Road-Head, but while playing "GTA5"... That!
Hey fat girls, just say you're pregnant. Seriously.
her voice though is another story.
Dang it ... I wish I has that problem.
"Aw haw yah ha yee wanna be ma lovah? Aw haw yah ha yee wanna be ma lovaaahhhh huhhh huhhhh" --La Bouche, 1995
Keep telling yourself you're hetero.
We can tell how you look at us, and it's both with envy and longing.
No gaydar necessary, queen.
Whether or not you think it's funny, can we at least acknowledge that there's a difference between a joke and a hoax intended to deceive?
she had to so something to compete with Britney's birthday
I accidentally walked through a cloud of Axe body spray and now I'm all hopped up on Mountain Dew and can't stop calling everyone Broseph :(
Finally saw Blackfish, which is FUCKING HORRIFYING. Please watch it. Be horrified, too.
If I cut off my right butt cheek, would I be left behind???
Packing to avoid the closed 405 freeway. Why do I suddenly feel like a Jew fleeing the Warsaw ghetto?
You find out which of your friends are racist real quick if you watch football with them.
There’s no magic formula, guys. Sometimes the only reason she won’t have sex with you is, she’s wearing ugly panties. Or you’re awful.
Lost: My Cool. Last seen somewhere near the half completed PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT IKEA DRESSER IN MY BEDROOM
Inspiring and brave…..as always!!!
Gay guys mocking Tom Daley & trivialising his decision need some perspective. Why be negative? If you don't care then don't tweet about it.
Sharing with you my video reaction to my old high school's quest to make LGBT students chaste! XO Coco VIDEO
Santa sure was a cheap sonofabitch when I was a kid.
I see what you don't want me to see, and I haven't blinked yet.
So, apparently, saving the first condom we ever used together is not an appropriate third anniversary gift! Noted. Good talk.
At least I don't have to worry about fitting in with high society he says to himself while cookie crumbs slip into his underwear waistband.
Blake McIver, 'Little Rascals' Star Turned Go-Go Dancer, Releases 'O Holy Night' - Former "Little Rascals" and...
was absolute perfection tonight! I'm so proud of what we presented to benefit . Thank you to EVERYONE involved! xo
The best way to die would be to get smothered because you could just pretend it was a really strong hug and that person loves you very much.
Oh, no big deal. Just got a SWEET compliment on our Christmas tree from the guy delivering my sushi.
, 'Little Rascals' Star Turned Go-Go Dancer, Releases 'O Holy Night'. Black can sing! via
...and on the eighth day, god said "let there be prada!"
When you start caring about someone based solely on their words, it's hard as fuck to disengage.
Best song ever ": Would somebody get that girl a hippopotamus for Christmas already so she will shut up about it?”
Making nerds mad:
"Like that part of Harry Potter when Severus Snape tries to shoot John McClane."
Just had my first Whitney "Do You Hear..." listen of the season!
Today is - singing tonight at but I will not be alone onstage- I will have all the souls w/me I miss every day
Sometimes makes me feel like the funniest guy on twitter so I understand why mediocre girls like to be told they're pretty.
I see you just discovered the “bitches love” format. My god, I hate you.
EW says Love Actually is a holiday movie
It’s so cute how you think your tweets are shocking <3
Smoking may stunt your growth, but so will this boot after I stomp your lily ass.
Every time I see a tweet with the phrase "twitter clique" I just feel embarrassed for everyone on this site, I mean more than usual.
i think Violet Crumble might be my new favorite candy bar AND drag name?
You're a fucking idiot if you compare tragedies.
Crazy that you have to be a stand up comedian to not get made fun of if you die
I live in West Virginia and haven't visited ONE meth lab, or cousin's genitals. What am I doing with my life!?!
I hate when I'm so fond of someone I want to answer my phone. And talk. With words and stuff. Fucking nuts.
Blake McIver has a beautiful voice, and I actually like his rendition of O holy night.
Blake McIver, 'Little Rascals' Star Turned Go-Go Dancer,...
Actually, I'm hoping to die embedded in a bathtub of congealed Jello. It may be difficult to arrange; but worth it.
IT'S NEVER TOO SOON TO DON OUR GAY APPAREL.
I really want my death to be ironic. Like maybe if it happens while I'm giving a speech about immortality or something.
Ring in the holiday season with this "Little Rascals" star turned full-fledged gay hottie
Better for the cheekbones RT : mostly in my hair though :p
I had my first suicidal thought when I was eight. Who wants to french kiss?
Yes, I'm sarcastic here - you can tell because I'm not in jail, which is where I'd live if my tweets were all serious.
"Hindsight is always 0/0"-Helen Keller
You know who else was born on December 25th? Satan.
You can't prove I'm wrong, Christians!
The internet has revolutionized the way we're idiots.
Former "Full House" star-turned-go-go dancer releases a holiday song
Bitches be instagramming their whereabouts like they want to get abducted and found naked in a ditch
I suffer from restless middle leg syndrome.
I woke up just in time for bed.
We just made the the ultimate gay appearance playing applause in fucking Prius at a gay party.
Sarah Palin's Miserable Ranting Christmas Book Flops on Black Friday via
Someone just invited me to kik with them as if I weren't a middle aged married gay man wearing a Snuggie yelling at chickens in the yard.
“: Could Ron Burgundy really win an Oscar? ” that's not a real person so the answer is no
Around the holidays I'm always full of Christmas cheer. I call the tequila in my thigh flask "Christmas Cheer."
A python did not eat a passed out drunk man. Diane from 7A isn't real. Soylent Green is people.
I just want to see him run on a treadmill w Ribbons down his back
Miss Quill is an honorary show queen of the highest order for her quick quips. I want to call her Erin Quip.
Ribbons down ur back? RT : Ran an extra ten minutes at the gym because Hello Dolly was on. And I'm that gay apparently.
"Little Rascals" star turned gay go-go dancer croons a holiday classic
I turned down an offer of sex last night. I've noted the date in my diary.
When you wrap up your wisdom with arrogant talk, no one wants to receive it. It is humble insight quietly dressed that appeals to most eyes.
I'm Catholic and don't want kids so let's just do it in the ass...
Former 'Full House' actor Blake McIver is now a go-go dancer - Oh, boy! Blake McIver, the former child star known...
": Alright Christmas music, let's do this." Yup just got my Christmas manicure too :-)
jockstrap photos or it didn't happen.
won't come back until I kiss a girl!
I won new golf clubs as a door prize at your mom's house today.
same here. Always much more difficult than the male ejaculate.
you take that carol and make it your own!
Kings of Summer: 👍 The Way Way Back: 👎 (Sam was good) This review brought to you by a guy who worships coming-of-age films
Here it is! Hope you enjoy! xoxo O Holy Night -Blake McIver: via VIDEO
When I was asked if I was still single *head tilt frownie face* today, I listed all the men I kik with. Could tell they were mad jealous.
If you don't prepare your turkey like you're roughing up a kidnapping victim, then you can fuck right off.
How can you tell who's a vegan? They tell you repeatedly. <--- truth & joke all in one
. seriously just thought the same thing
it's practically the highlight of my timeline :)
I need to keep you in my pocket so we can hang out all the time. You crack me up!! "May the odds be ever in your favor"!
I get a kick out of your fb statuses and I feel the need to share them.
you're doing it wrong. You need to eat more than is appropriate for your underwear to fit comfortably around your waist.
it's not you. They had to numb all of their senses before the shift started knowing that they had to work on Thanksgiving
They just need the cream topping.
I guess we call all assume the Muppets have forgiven Gaga for wearing that coat of dead Kermit corpses.
I swear the Muppets have been singing about going to Planet Penis for the the past 90 seconds. Apparently it was Venus.
I would have laughed haha
Jason Biggs didn't ask permission to make it American and neither should you.
“: Never ever been this full.” Ugh you had 2 ice cubes and a tic tac too?
I'm sure you say that to all the boys
Went on a walkabout to see my horses... I love spending time on this ranch.
Babies love "Apocalypse Now."
Sweet that this Thanksgiving my entire family observed a moment of silence. Weird that it was after Grandma asked what we were thankful for.
white girls copying gay men copying women of color...
I will not live tweet Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I will not live tweet Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I will not live tweet Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
. I like Latino boys. Oh wait....
Good for you people who run on Thanksgiving instead of eating until they cry, good for you.
More like TUPPERWHERESTHEFUCKINGLID, amirite Ladies?
if you're not into tweets that are only quotes from and , feel free to just like unfollow or whatever! xx
on my fight yesterday CFO Canada pro football quarterback fell asleep on my shoulder ha ...
haha..just another typical thanksgiving in our Italian family house.