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Alan FelykDenver, Colorado2011-02-20
@AlanFelyk1,290 days
Working on Damaged Beyond All Recognition, a novel inspired by the writings of Kurt Vonnegut: http://t.co/FNuuIXQLCB. Current book: http://t.co/vysbaHt8Er
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We found 199 favorite tweets.
Jonathan clancY @lage1984
@AlanFelyk @sherlockhomz is anything politically correct? Shall I remove the tweet?
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John Q. Public @sherlockhomz
@lage1984 @AlanFelyk Is that politically correct? #Washington #Blank #Skins
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Jonathan clancY @lage1984
@AlanFelyk apache fog during an indian summer
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J @breatheandlove
My superpower is getting toothpaste on every shirt I wear.
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PrincessVal_Mor Solo @wicce_podge
Verbal fornication is just fancy talk for sexting.
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Subject Unknown @UnicornSyrup
When are you supposed to stop eating bacon? Just kidding. I know the answer is death.
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Sue @witchybitchygal
If time is money, can I waste your time? I hate seeing my friends getting rich.
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Sadie Skywalker @SadieSmithRoks
TT

I've had sex with someone from twitter.

It was my ex husband and it was 7yrs ago. Does that still count?
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rnorthboy @rnorthboy
It's like a stroke without the genius part. Damaged Right Out Of The Box: shrd.by/L5OF5H. #Book #Memoir #Humor via @AlanFelyk
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
for those of you who "Like" their own FB status.stop.right now.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
It's very important that EVERYONE get a flu shot this year so I don't have to.
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Victoria Sofia @Ideal_Victoria
It’s ok dented soup can… we're both damaged goods.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
Just tried to cook something from scratch and ended up summoning a demon.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
I'm a proud supporter of messy hair and sweatpants.
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1mysteriouslife @priyardinkar
@AlanFelyk 😄
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
I love walking along the beach with my bae until the acid wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Walmart parking lot.
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1mysteriouslife @priyardinkar
@AlanFelyk Is this a fact?
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Super Music & Mehham @web_supergirl
@AlanFelyk and obviously I'm a complete idiot!!! LOL.. I'll think of some things now sounds rather pale
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Super Music & Mehham @web_supergirl
Whats it like having 30k followers Alan??
@AlanFelyk
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Super Music & Mehham @web_supergirl
I will smoke every cigarette in this ashtray to the nub before I open a new pack. I'm just that filthy.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
Finely overcame my fear of skinny dipping. unfortunately it cost me my YMCA membership.
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Super Music & Mehham @web_supergirl
In my house I'm known as the pizza rapist. I just eat off all the toppings.
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Stop The Woo @StopTheWoo
@AlanFelyk well that tweet just made my nose start bleeding and frankly I doubt it'll ever stop
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☆DJ COOL WHIP☆ @DEZDENMARK
@AlanFelyk WRITECEPTION.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
My friend with benefits is a plumber.
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Mark @pipsquack638
@topaz006 @AlanFelyk I can't make that clapping sound when I'm with rosey palmer so I'll take your word on this...
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Tara Brown @Faux_Ma
Him: "I don't know why I can't get people to follow me on twitter."

Me: "Are you an alcoholic?"

Him: "No.."

Me: "There's your reason."
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
@AlanFelyk Hahaha!
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
Oh Banana Where Art thou?
#ReplaceAWordInAMovieTitleWithBanana
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
Free air guitar with every pint of Guinness! 🍻🎸
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
The only reason I run with scissors is because the person I'm trying to stab is usually running too.
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Michael Ward @CrescentSkies
@daimonic0 @AlanFelyk Frown More! Or burn down people's houses. Either way.
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JS Rowan @JupiterFleet
"@AlanFelyk: Whenever I ever see a woman doing the #princess wrist wave, I want to royally kick her #ass." MT Haha, makes me laugh.
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NoJudge @amafera
@AlanFelyk elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist. :)
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Victoria Standen @vickstick05
@daimonic0 @AlanFelyk I get that all the time! Excuse me if I don't walk around looking like I slept with a coat hanger in my mouth!
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Jacob Loves You @Unfather
@daimonic0 @AlanFelyk Ugh. Whenever I hear that said I can't help but fill in the rest: "... or I'll rape you." Hyperbolic, but it feels so.
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Nico ☠ @daimonic0
Hey, random ass strangers who tell me to "smile more"... please thoroughly fuck off. Thanks.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
Sundays bring out my inner senior citizen...
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
Put your money where your mouth is.
Puts money in ball sack...
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
@AlanFelyk TY! You are too kind:))
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
You know you drank too much last night when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator. 🍻😎
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
@AlanFelyk You are good! 😂😂😂
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
@AlanFelyk Haha! And there's always a dick that doesn't agree on a verdict.
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fdwashbag @fdwashbag
@AlanFelyk Hi Alan, thanks for the follow. I hope you enjoy my typing.
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Sarah Sez✨ @AnAbsurdBird
Off to my own personal hell,
Chin up, chest out aaaand everything crossed that there turns out to be a bar.
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Sarah Sez✨ @AnAbsurdBird
Today was off to a good start,

Until I got out of bed
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Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut
Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
a really well hung jury
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
A great thing about The Clapper is it doubles as a strobe light during sex.
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rnorthboy @rnorthboy
It's like a stroke without the genius part. Damaged Right Out Of The Box: shrd.by/L5OF5H. #Book #Memoir #Humor via @AlanFelyk
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Karma Always Wins @3P1C_F41L
@AlanFelyk < He's a celebrity!
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Mark @pipsquack638
@topaz006 @AlanFelyk or my helmet
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
Kids would make so much money if they served vodka at their lemonade stands.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
I wish judging other people burned calories.
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Cindy @C_tothe_I
I'm just gonna throw this out there. If I look at ur profile & in the first 3 tweets I see the words 'Bae or Followback' you're dead to me.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
Leave the past behind. Smile everyday. Never wear underwear. I don't know. Inspirational tweets are hard.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
Cleavage is like the sun. You can look, but don't stare...unless you're wearing sunglasses. 😎
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Hey_Tess @Hey_Tess
If I really wanna get somebody's goat, I'll say, "How much for your goat?"
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Tara Brown @Faux_Ma
Maybe the reason the Lord doesn't show much mercy is because Southern people say "Oh, lord have mercy!" so often, he can't keep up.
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The Urban Samurai @BlakkSamurai
@goldengateblond @AlanFelyk There is nothing to be happy about when you can't stop crapping on yourself!
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Zorbitor @Zorbitor
@goldengateblond @AlanFelyk ~ these new catheters are so comfortable😃
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Cindy @CindySaysSo
I thought Boom Clap was a song about a quickie that resulted in gonorrhea.
*shrug*
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Not Hank Moody @PORNOPINION
Make sure the Human Resources lady knows she has nice tits.
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shauna @goldengateblond
A good life goal is to be as happy about anything as the people in commercials are about wearing adult diapers.
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Not Hank Moody @PORNOPINION
Employees must wash face before returning to work.. - glory hole restrooms.
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PetiteRainCity @PetiteRainCity
These drinks are telling me not to care if you care.
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em @DilemmaEmmaEmma
I really like sleeping alone.

For real.
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am.curious.sometimes @AmCuriousNJ
#FF #Writing #Books @richardhine @writer_C4W @AlanFelyk @Norm_Clark @ReginaldStJohn @maria_ashworth @happykidbooks
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Brooklyn @notthatbrooklyn
Wait...you mean flirting isn't a contact sport. Then I should get out of your bed. Flirting is so hard.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
I don't always lick your face, but when I do I make sure to drink from the toilet first.
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UncleDave's Mustache @DavePrimeau
It's never a LONG weekend if you have a small dick.
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MissHell @NotaFunnyLady
I think drinking a beer in the shower is a perfectly acceptable way to start my Friday night
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
According to my fitness app, I watched 6 miles of TV this week.
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Tara Brown @Faux_Ma
Organic whole wheat macaroni & cheese takes longer to cook because they want to give you enough time to finish crying before you eat it.
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Tara Brown @Faux_Ma
In honor of Labor Day Weekend, my three-year old decided to poop on the floor, causing me to do more manual labor than usual.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
If you really want to impress me with the year a bottle of wine was made, bring me one from 2022.
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Janice @OleHippieGal
#FF THE BEST
@JmbAtlanta @carlivatiron @LisaCollins9 @pocotweet @JFD1960 @lldubs @AlanFelyk @krisalderson @carrie9999 @lisalocicerogh
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Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut
The truth is, we know so little about life, we don't really know what the good news is and what the bad news is.
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Chris Ross @mestasenesta
"@AlanFelyk: The man who wrote New York City’s first traffic code never drove. That explains a lot." @yourdamnnews
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Joanne @AyjayH
@AlanFelyk @topaz006 Thank YOU for noticing... we have to stop now.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
@AyjayH @AlanFelyk Exactly! 😉
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Joanne @AyjayH
@topaz006 @AlanFelyk "Thank you." "No, thank YOU." .....
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
Just got a thank you card for sending a thank you card...ohh, it's on!
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
Tell your feet to stop running through my mind.
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connekd @connekd
Thanks #TopNewFollowers @ComedianSHANG @borismoiseev @AlanFelyk @IslamicChaplain @BLNOW happy to connect :) (via buff.ly/1sQGgv6)
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B&B Home from Home @kathycur
¦S¦U¦P¦E¦R¦-¦#FF @MerrillBon @Andbarsz @antonellogemell @AlanFelyk @ArtJonak @cvandr @quotscat
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Lisa LaBella @ciaoLaBella
@Nabhasaf @In_Twittaland @AlanFelyk @_NTFG_ @heightcrunk HAPPY FRIDAY Folks! Thanks for the follow have a great holiday weekend :-)
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Lea :-) @MrsGuss
#FOLLOWFRIDAY @KOOLTAKAdhesive @petperks @TrialQnSharee @shrishsrivasta1 @AlanFelyk @Lord_Shani @donnamariehodge @msmed @olivernoodle
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Sparky @crunchenhanced
I’ll open internet explorer and Firefox at the same time, IDGAF.
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Sarah Sez✨ @AnAbsurdBird
That time between money hitting my bank account & me having to pay every fucker else...

Best 3 seconds ever.
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Phil Darnowsky @PhilDarnowsky
@AlanFelyk New York has a traffic code?
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F.M. Longo @AuthorFMLongo
#FollowFriday @LawrencePearce @TylerMammone @AmandaElliottAZ @nadinekeels @johnwwells @AlanFelyk @Veoleet @middlereaders @AutumnShelley #FF
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Super Music & Mehham @web_supergirl
You're in a relationship everyone's available. You're single.. everyone's taken.
WHAT THE FUCK.
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Super Music & Mehham @web_supergirl
what about when you're listening to a song and it has a cellphone ring tone or police siren and you jump out a window.
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veronaway2 @veronaway2
Die.

*inspirational tweet*
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veronaway2 @veronaway2
According to Guinness, the world record for most Ice Bucket Challenges completed is held by Guantanamo Bay inmate #4337.
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KennectTheDots @GrabTheWEness
I want to gently nibble your breasts, slowly working my way down to your salty thighs and legs.

Seducing rotisserie chicken is hard.
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KennectTheDots @GrabTheWEness
Twitter jail isn't too bad. Just hoping my cellmate likes to cuddle.
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UncleDave's Mustache @DavePrimeau
I like Twitter because of the Infinite Lives feature.
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Super Music & Mehham @web_supergirl
Just start everything with shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit lol
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
Only the married squirrels hurl themselves under car wheels.
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rnorthboy @rnorthboy
It's like a stroke without the genius part. Damaged Right Out Of The Box: shrd.by/L5OF5H. #Book #Memoir #Humor via @AlanFelyk
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
They should just go ahead and put a volume setting on my TV that says "Eating Doritos."
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
Only people with shitty video cameras and shaky hands can see UFOs .
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Tess Cunningham @TessCunningham
Just found my father sitting by his pool, drinking a beer, listening to Usher. Old Usher, like 2001 Usher.
#wtf is going on????
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SherryBoBerry @SherBoBer
I've entered the soup and sandwich phase of my life. Apparently.
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UncleDave's Mustache @DavePrimeau
I'm not saying you're old, but was there REALLY 2 of everything on the Ark?
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Tink, the Duchess @Tinkerbell_
...Because I am a fucking hippy, bitches, Xx
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Tara Brown @Faux_Ma
When I said Chris Brown knows how to drop a killer beat, I meant musically as well as domestically.
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Kara @hyperblastchic
For being as smart as I am...I can feel pretty fucking stupid sometimes.
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veronaway2 @veronaway2
My doctor and I have an arrangement. I don't tell his wife he's cheating on her and all my prescriptions say "Must be taken with ice cream."
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veronaway2 @veronaway2
You’re a little teapot
Short and stout
There’s your handles
There’s your spout.

Subtweet to the creepy guy sending me nude selfies.
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Archer Stevens @archerenemy
I knew she was serious about wanting sex that night when she brought home some Papa John's...
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Sue @witchybitchygal
Sometimes it's better to be an amateur and do things with love than be a professional and do things for money.
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Sparky @crunchenhanced
My ear hair’s so long, it tickles the person I’m talking to on the phone.

J/K, I don’t talk to anyone.
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Michael Ward @CrescentSkies
@notthatbrooklyn @AlanFelyk sic them on people you don't like. Send your army to war.
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Grumpy Man @GrumpyBahr
Sex so good she toasted the bread for my sandwich.
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Just Call Me Frank™© @JustCallMeFrank
The tone of the day has been set early.
Pass the torches and lighter fluid.
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tazz @noneofyours99
You've got "I bought followers" written all over your account.
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The Planet @ShipInTheKnight
It's really more of a body cavity probing device. Very handy.
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Jelly @MischievousJam
I'm not saying your way is wrong. It's just not right.

- Women to Men, cats, dogs... everything on the planet basically.
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Archer Stevens @archerenemy
I think my 'inner awesome' is still at the mechanic's shop, waiting for an estimate...
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Sue @witchybitchygal
He got slapped as he told her RAM stands for Random Access Mammary instead of Random Access Memory & u guys say pronunciation isnt important
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Cindy @C_tothe_I
Twitter dare -

Reply to every tweet on your TL with "You're not the boss of me!!"
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Brooklyn @notthatbrooklyn
Fact: I post way too many photos of my cats. On a related note, I have way too many cats.
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Alice K. Boatwright @Deuxchatsnoirs
@AlanFelyk Thanks for following me!
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
I bet you $567.89 that you can't guess how much I owe my bookie.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
I love hearing those 3 little words..."Your prescription's ready." 💚💖
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
I hate being bipolar. It's awesome.
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DODGER TIME @Dodger1313
@AlanFelyk No, sell them on ebay
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UncleDave's Mustache @DavePrimeau
I'm grateful that my dick is big enough that I don't have to buy a Corvette.
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Dr_Dweezil @DrDweezil
I fear if we start taking Uzi's away from children it will lead us down a slippery slope to take them from criminals & the deranged too.
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UncleDave's Mustache @DavePrimeau
Flash Gordon is an exhibitionist.
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rnorthboy @rnorthboy
It's like a stroke without the genius part. Damaged Right Out Of The Box: shrd.by/L5OF5H. #Book #Memoir #Humor via @AlanFelyk
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Eve O'Hara @HumanGarbageX
Twinkle Twinkle little whore, cheaper than the dollar store.
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Eve O'Hara @HumanGarbageX
My entire life is in a salad spinner of fuck.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
I don't need pepper spray to stop a mugger, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
My uncle Jennifer is going to be on Jerry Springer tomorrow!
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Jelly @MischievousJam
So it turns out that men don't like it when you tell them they are wrong.

I know this because I know everything.
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Sue @witchybitchygal
@AlanFelyk I know. But it always matters when a good man reinforces my belief. Thank you Alan :)
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Michael Ward @CrescentSkies
@topaz006 @AlanFelyk detail the knife!
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Michael Ward @CrescentSkies
@LisaACOTA @AlanFelyk that's undercutting, aim to make the whole world want to not be married at all!
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The Planet @ShipInTheKnight
I just want to fester in your head. Is that so wrong?
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Sue @witchybitchygal
@AlanFelyk Honestly, I'm not looking for a close friendship or a constant chain of mentions. But people follow me but never interact, weird.
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She's a Fucking Snob @MiSsSnObBy
Has he even asked Siri why I'm upset?
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fuqk off in advance @suckoff00
I ride the stationary bike bareback.
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Lisa @LisaACOTA
Making the whole world glad to not be married to me, one twitter dude at a time.
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Heather @heatherjs
I think I'm wearing febreeze airfreshner. I thought it was hairspray!
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Sparky @crunchenhanced
Our fridge at work is basically just a time capsule of uneaten yogurt.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
If I see a parked car with those stick figure family stickers, I always add a sticker of myself to it and then just wait in the car...
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DODGER TIME @Dodger1313
@AlanFelyk lol
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DODGER TIME @Dodger1313
@AlanFelyk Writing anther book?
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DODGER TIME @Dodger1313
@AlanFelyk Maybe it is time to move?!
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Sarah Sez✨ @AnAbsurdBird
Does trying to dial a number on the calculator app to make a call mean I've spent too much time using my phone as anything but a phone?
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Pierian Dodo @_raphus
THE SQUIRREL-SPIDER pic.twitter.com/X7bnhkQ7b2
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Sue @witchybitchygal
Why don't some of my earliest followers, those who have known me for years, talk to me anymore? Have I become such a horrible person :(
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Sue @witchybitchygal
Pimping and selling are two things nobody can avoid.
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Paola Crespo @paolacrespo555
*high fives alternate universe Paola* Any chance you can come into this universe & help me write mine!? #amwriting pic.twitter.com/AUVlVpbvQj
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LTB @_Tempo11
I don't have a twitter type
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
Nothing says "I'm behind on child support." like 26" spinning rims on an '86 Chevy Malibu.
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RodimusPrime @rodbarroga
@AlanFelyk no problem man and thanks for that. Maybe someday I'll show my talents on here.
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RodimusPrime @rodbarroga
@AlanFelyk thanks man! I don't have any talent to be funny on twitter so I try to recognize the people who are funny.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
@AlanFelyk They can be cool cats!
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
@AlanFelyk So you like crazy cat ladies?! 😉
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Super Music & Mehham @web_supergirl
@AlanFelyk nope.. nothing. zero. nada.
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Super Music & Mehham @web_supergirl
@AlanFelyk see? lol..
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Matt B McNerdy @mattr_in_nc
Funny, I was just drinking about you.
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Super Music & Mehham @web_supergirl
@AlanFelyk still nada
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
Starbucks isn't really that expensive when you consider what Victoria Secret charges per cup.
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Super Music & Mehham @web_supergirl
@AlanFelyk when the offers start coming in, I'll let you know..
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Super Music & Mehham @web_supergirl
@AlanFelyk LOL!!!!!!!
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Super Music & Mehham @web_supergirl
@AlanFelyk chicken poo
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
Does this 50 pound bag of cat food make me look single?
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Super Music & Mehham @web_supergirl
@AlanFelyk we could post our numbers and tweet each other what happens.
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Super Music & Mehham @web_supergirl
@AlanFelyk sooooooooo fancy
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Super Music & Mehham @web_supergirl
@AlanFelyk you'd actually leave a what do you call it? A voice mail? :)
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Super Music & Mehham @web_supergirl
Kelly Clarkston did NOT get attention as a child. Quit screaming.
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Saint Christopher @St__Christopher
@AlanFelyk Thanks for following me!
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Ralph Smith @ralmart01
@AlanFelyk Thanks for the follow!
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Super Music & Mehham @web_supergirl
@AlanFelyk do you think ppl would actually call my number if I posted it?? Might be kinda fun just watch the machine bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
It doesn't matter if your glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol...
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khaxan @khaxan
. @AlanFelyk In a sense it's true, after all our thougts are result of learning from others, we only reestructure information
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Robonova @Zorro3740
@AlanFelyk Probably not a totally original idea but sure are original ways to explain those ideas.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
iPad...for when you have your iPeriod.
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rnorthboy @rnorthboy
It's like a stroke without the genius part. Damaged Right Out Of The Box: shrd.by/L5OF5H. #Book #Memoir #Humor via @AlanFelyk
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Eve O'Hara @HumanGarbageX
Sex on the beach is a good way to get crabs.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
Watching golf on TV would be way more interesting if land mines were involved.
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David Dire @DavidDireAuthor
@AlanFelyk Intriguing description Alan.
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Chopper @chopper4jk
It would be cool if people just donated money to people that needed it instead of doing stupid things on the internet beforehand.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
How did Rub a Dub Dub, Three Men in a Tub become a nursery rhythm??
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Robonova @Zorro3740
@AlanFelyk A wet T-Shirt contest with a bit less chilly water is less cruel and more entertaining.
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Dr. Chris Reddie NR. @ChrisReddie
@AlanFelyk just trying to freeze it over.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
Got suspended from Instagram for going on everyone's food pics and posting the calories.
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Anya McManis @anyamcmanis
.@AlanFelyk Nice to meet you Alan, and TY 4 follow!
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Lauren Yaffe @LaurenYaffe
Thanks FF! @AlanFelyk @tokillmckngbird @MJTaylor_writer @womenonwriting @Derek_Haines @TBlackford3 @MorgynStar @tjlfort @GaryHaynesNovel
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~Amy~ @MSMommy6
Always the unfollowed, never the...Shit that's not right. Tweeting is hard.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
Stop undressing me with your eyes...use your teeth.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
@AlanFelyk heehee! 😂
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