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Alan FelykDenver, Colorado2011-02-20
@AlanFelyk1,320 days
Working on Damaged Beyond All Recognition, a novel inspired by the writings of Kurt Vonnegut: http://t.co/FNuuIXQLCB. Current book: http://t.co/vysbaHt8Er
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Super Possessed @web_supergirl
Holy Shit! No one Cares anymore!
~ Putin
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
What's the deal with vests? It's like "My torso is FREEZING but my arms are HOT!"
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interrobangbang @misworded
If you were even half as interested in your own life as in the lives of others, your life would be interesting enough to be interested in
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am.curious.sometimes @AmCuriousNJ
TY @ReginaldStJohn @richardhine @writer_C4W @AlanFelyk @Norm_Clark @maria_ashworth @happykidbooks @rainyofthedark
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T.E.Avery @ReginaldStJohn
#WW @AmCuriousNJ @richardhine @writer_C4W @AlanFelyk @Norm_Clark @maria_ashworth @happykidbooks @rainyofthedark
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am.curious.sometimes @AmCuriousNJ
#WW @richardhine @writer_C4W @AlanFelyk @Norm_Clark @ReginaldStJohn @maria_ashworth @happykidbooks @rainyofthedark
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Gareth Pete Parker @gareth_pete
@AlanFelyk @MedicatedMark Still the same
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Housewife of Hell @HousewifeOfHell
It's my turn to tweet now, I guess...um...
Lots of good RTs around here...right?
Yup, great RTs...
*whistles tunelessly*
Boob selfie? No?
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HopelessBikertrash @TampaBayMomma
Phew! I hope that starfuck was as good for you as it was for me. Sandwich, please.
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DaddyJew @DaddyJew
Cop: do you know how fast you were going?

Me: pretty fast, I thought you'd never catch up
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Joshua Smith @Zipper_Chef
@BeCoco77 @AlanFelyk I imagine that's how Paris Hilton got her catch-phrase 'That's Hot'
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Sadie Skywalker @SadieSmithRoks
I blame my last typo on heartache
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The Old Wise Chiver @georgercamacho
If I was supposed to share them, they wouldn't be called nachos.
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Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut
Extenuating circumstance to be mentioned on Judgment Day: We never asked to be born in the first place.
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veronaway2 @veronaway2
Am I the only one who finds those Matthew McConaughey Lincoln commercials creepy?
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Tink, the Duchess @Tinkerbell_
What are you tweeting about you nutjob?

Is my most common thought on Twitter.
About others.
About myself.
I am rather fond of y'all Xx
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Ana @Severnjaca
Black dress, red lipstick, strong drink and the blues.
Current plans.
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Victoria Sofia @Ideal_Victoria
This would look good on you.

*points to self*
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
Girls just want to have funds.
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AssClapping Feminist @strangeHelena
Day three of growing out my eyebrows.
Observations: pulled out entire left eyebrow.

This is going to take a while.
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BeCoco @BeCoco77
Don't look at his favorites...
Don't look at this favorites..
Don't look at his favorites..

*looks*

FUCK!

Now I gotta burn his house down
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
How about an Eyebrow Hall of Shame?
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Cock Punch @MedicatedMark
*Secretly hopes you die of dysentery on the Oregon Trail*
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Sinfinity @Sarcasilicious
Typos duck :(
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EJP @Kakuismyhomeboy
Baby oil on your belly: turn the linoleum into a slip 'n' slide
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Ana @Severnjaca
He stalks me, he stalks me not, he stalks me, he stalks me not...

~ digital love.
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John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets
Luckily I had Ebola as a kid so I'm safe.
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RhinoUR @RhinoUR
@INDOT thought you should know porn stars in LA have less holes that need filled than I-65 North between Indy and Chicago.
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Ana @Severnjaca
I wonder WHY "don't be an idiot" did not make the cut to ten commandments?
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Shelly @darlingshelly72
Well their birth certificate says male , but they're acting like 2 little bitches. ..
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Sarah Sez✨ @AnAbsurdBird
No? I'm not even a little bit excited about Halloween
Why do you ask?!
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Brooklyn @notthatbrooklyn
The fact I know who Insane Clown Posse and Avenged Sevenfold are is enough reason to question how I spend my time.
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Ana @Severnjaca
I wonder how dumb Adam and Eve were if THIS is the result of eating from the tree of knowledge of good and evil.
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The Bee @Morgaine620
@AlanFelyk oh, thank you so much! That is much appreciated!!!
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Tara Brown @Faux_Ma
Everyone asks me what my secret is to staying faithful after ten years of marriage. Three words. Attractive Male Gynecologist.
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Princess B @PrincessBukakke
CRISIS!
My panties are getting dry. 😩
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Super Possessed @web_supergirl
Does this nightgown make me look possessed? 10-1 pic.twitter.com/wNN4myItWd
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Elizabeth Moore @ecmooreauthor
@AlanFelyk Aw shucks, thanks Alan!!!
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Vivi Velvette @ViviVelvette
Damn. The heel broke off my Louboutin Bianca and the cop taking the report says I can't have it back until he's taken pics of the guy's head
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Doc Jaxon @LeBlueMeatball
@theOtherPink @AlanFelyk sage advice
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BadWolf.Bitch. @theOtherPink
I was going to do something with my life but I figure masterbating is good enough.
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Peter O Tool @redherringbear
Get on my level, elevators.
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BadWolf.Bitch. @theOtherPink
Telling someone you don't give a fuck kinda makes it seem like you do.
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Omar Da Big O @HijoDePolo
-Raking Leaves
-Pumpkin Flavored Everything
-Cubs fans already talking about 'next year'

3 Things I hate about Fall
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Bob Kostic @causticbob
I bought a book on Bondage.

It was leather bound.
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Bob Kostic @causticbob
If a book on failure doesn't sell well, has it been a success?
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Dangerous_D @DJV410
It's cute how anything can sound legit when you add the word "technology".

"Toilet paper...with two-ply technology"
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Pamela Rogers @pamelajrogers
#followuback THX
@NewWayOfLife
@AlanFelyk
@TammyLaLaLand
@leonlabyk
@Nasser1Alharbi
@sportparadise
#Mretweettrain #IARTG #ASMSG
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LeslieLynnton Fuller @IndyJazzBelle
@AlanFelyk I'll take it, #Jazzcat!
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LeslieLynnton Fuller @IndyJazzBelle
@AlanFelyk Thanks for following! Lol
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Kim Kardashian's Toe @KimKardashsToe
I'm learning to laugh again: "HRAK HGURK HEHEHFFFFFG"

How was that?
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B&B Home from Home @kathycur
¦T¦U¦E¦S¦D¦A¦Y¦T¦W¦E¦E¦T¦S @MerrillBon @Andbarsz @antonellogemell @AlanFelyk @ArtJonak @cvandr
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Sue LoversGroup @JeremyRennerLGI
Thanks #TopNewFollowers @AlanFelyk @dvsetiawan @FightJunkieCom @WeddingInvMovie happy to connect :) (insight by commun.it)
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Eileen Wilson @WilsonChorlton1
@AlanFelyk TFTF.
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Vivi Velvette @ViviVelvette
@AlanFelyk Only Mr. Penniman would know that, Alan.
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Vivi Velvette @ViviVelvette
@AlanFelyk Yes, but it's already Tuesday here. So I think we're talking about a Day that's already a Future Passed.
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Vivi Velvette @ViviVelvette
@AlanFelyk In Your Wildest Dreams, Alan.
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Vivi Velvette @ViviVelvette
@AlanFelyk ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! MUUUUUUUUWWWWWWUUUUUUHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUH.

Sorry. It's been a while and I couldn't stop
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Vivi Velvette @ViviVelvette
I can't sleep. My body is here but my internal clock is still in Bali. This is where it gets weird: I've never been to Bali! I KNOW! I KNOW!
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Parrish Gore @parrishgore
@AlanFelyk Thank you for the follow!
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Karen B. Kaplan @chaplainkkaplan
@Tinkerbell_ @AlanFelyk did you know (not joking) that what we call the left and right shoes used to be the same?
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Stella Braintree @StellaBraintree
@AlanFelyk Yup!
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Karen B. Kaplan @chaplainkkaplan
@AlanFelyk But by asking them that watch out Alan, they're on to YOU.
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Monique Desir @MoniqueDesir
@AlanFelyk You sadist, you.
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Michael Ward @CrescentSkies
@MikaCannibal @AlanFelyk I give mine a gun and have a friend lay on the ground clutching his chest and screaming. Police aren't amused.
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Mary Burton King @mbkingmysteries
@AlanFelyk Good One.
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Mary Burton King @mbkingmysteries
@AlanFelyk Thanks for the follow.
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shauna @goldengateblond
Your celebrity fragrance name is your first name + your biggest fear + your favorite swear word. Mine is Shauna's Flying Fuck.
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Envy Da Tropic @envydatropic
My contribution to mother earth is not to waste water cleaning glasses when I can drink straight from the bottle

You're welcome
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Siegfredo Bercasio @Siegfredo
@Tinkerbell_ @AlanFelyk That socks.
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pinkopoetonbike @HuckstepRichard
@Tinkerbell_ @AlanFelyk rights are grey and lefts are purple...no?
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Tink, the Duchess @Tinkerbell_
It blows my mind that he genuinely believes there is a left sock and a right sock and that they are different.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
You can laugh at my cargo pants all you want, but I just walked out of Taco Bell with 325 sauce packets.
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David Dunderdale @DRDunderdale
@AlanFelyk @IndyJazzBelle Never could figure that out, by the time you've paced it off you're close enough to stab her anyway..
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LeslieLynnton Fuller @IndyJazzBelle
@AlanFelyk Alan if only that had worked...maybe wouldn't have needed that Order of Protection...lol
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LeslieLynnton Fuller @IndyJazzBelle
@AlanFelyk ha ha
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Aurley Bible @AurleyB
@AlanFelyk i thought that was you!
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
Two and a Half Omen #HorrorAComedy
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rnorthboy @rnorthboy
It's like a stroke without the genius part. Damaged Right Out Of The Box: shrd.by/L5OF5H. #Book #Memoir #Humor via @AlanFelyk
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Sona Shea @isheaso
@georgercamacho @AlanFelyk you know what they say... A wise head will not tolerate hair!
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Feenohmenal @Feenohmenal
Sorry, I'm gonna call you back. I don't wanna miss my exit off the beltway into the mouth of Hell.
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Memento Mori @SilverBadger
I never want to have to confess to my wife that I've tested positive for cooties.
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Mika Rousseau @MikaCannibal
Every year I draw a face on a pumpkin and put a police hat on it and then I put it on the porch and call it Security Gourd
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Super Cynthia @Super_Cynthia
You named your baby Jasmine? Does she strip?
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PUNTED CUNT TORNADO @SaraESpivey
Guy Fieri is the worst name ever for a lesbian.
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UberBoobs™ @psychogoddess
Someone just asked how Monday was treating me.

"Like a whore with herpes" is apparently not good mother/daughter chit-chat.

Whatevs.
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The Old Wise Chiver @georgercamacho
I'm not going bald. I'm getting more head.
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Michael Ward @CrescentSkies
@SaraESpivey @AlanFelyk it's called "shotgun to the face"
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PUNTED CUNT TORNADO @SaraESpivey
Twitter needs a "flush" option for shitty tweets.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
<----Smokes an E cigarette after sexting.
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Joanne @vanilla_rice
I feel asleep during "The Simpsons" last night. Dude... I can only imagine myself being 70, falling asleep during "Maury" at 2PM.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
The Facebook Poke #BadWrestlingFinishers
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
The Tittie Twister #BadWrestlingFinishers
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
Let me just flip this here omelette...aaaand I'm having scrambled eggs...
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Ana @Severnjaca
Anybody can be an asshole, but why so many volunteer?
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Tavia Gilbert @taviagilbert
@AmyRutberg @JSumner2
@new_fiction_fan @MsThestral @brownstoneread @AlanFelyk Thanks for the follow!
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Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut
Let us devote to unselfishness the frenzy we once gave gold and underpants.
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KennectTheDots @GrabTheWEness
*sits in lawn chair, eats chips, and watches twitter factory floor*

This lull between shifts is so full of anticipation...
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Ana @Severnjaca
Today is a luosy speling day. Fire away my freinds.
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Peter O Tool @redherringbear
A universal remote? This changes everything!
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Super Possessed @web_supergirl
Spank me with your size 11 inch flip flop. Yoweee
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The Bee @Morgaine620
@AlanFelyk Hi brilliant! @RebelMouse added it to my board. rbl.ms/1m6YvhK
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Stacey Garratt @staceygarratt
Like it's weird that all the Rorschach blots are vaginas, right?
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Michael Ward @CrescentSkies
@AlanFelyk #stalkers more like
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DaddyJew @DaddyJew
Interviewer: what's your biggest weakness?

Me: ha nice try

I: excuse me?

M: that's how Lex Luthor beat Superman. I'm not stupid.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
@AlanFelyk Nom Nom...my favorite:)
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
@AlanFelyk definitely an ice cream moment...
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
The Carolina Pink Panthers #FootballMovies
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
The Detroit Lions, the Witch and the Wardrobe #FootballMovies
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Super Cynthia @Super_Cynthia
Fuck your soul mate. I'm serious. Nail that shit down.
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Heather @heatherjs
I enjoy the opinions of others, but I like mine the most.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
49ers Year Old Virgin #FootballMovies
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Busted Flip Flops @GrillinChillin9
3rd down and long

-A story of some people's life
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Father with Twins @FatherWithTwins
I'm not saying my 4yo is fearless, but he just told my wife "pfft, you don't know what you're talking about"
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Vesta Tot @VestaTot
When I'm feeling blue, I think of Larry Craig all excited in the bathroom stall the moment the police badge was flashed under the divider.
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Kizzy M. Kizzy @KizzyZill
It's cool how spiders produce stuff in their mouths for web building and humans produce stuff in their ears for car waxing.
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Moron That @markste71128147
I had an out of body experience. I was so excited, I couldn't contain myself.
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Victoria Sofia @Ideal_Victoria
I can't say that I haven't fantasied about you pic.twitter.com/sQyiat6kqT
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Jelinda Faye @jelindafaye
Who am I kidding? I'm going to do it anyway.
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shauna @goldengateblond
How does anyone forget they've left a child in the car? I twitch if I get out of the car without my PHONE.
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Jar @ScarsFourEyes
It's a good thing that you told us you're funny in your bio because otherwise we would have never known..
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Not Hank Moody @PORNOPINION
Don’t forget to celebrate your insignificance in the universe today.
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Rizz @InnocentMarina6
If I was a man I'd look at every woman I saw and determine that my dick would look better inside of her so I totally get it guys.
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Rizz @InnocentMarina6
It's Sunday and I can't find anyone to score a touchdown in my end zone.
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Victoria Sofia @Ideal_Victoria
Me: I’m getting too old for this... Woke up at Tom’s place this morning

Friend: Who’s Tom?

Me: Exactly!!
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
No need to drive me crazy, I can walk from here.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
Hearts are wild creatures, that's why our ribs are cages. {{❤️}}
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Chuck Sambuchino @ChuckSambuchino
@AlanFelyk If you're interested, I'm in Colorado instructing on writing/publishing on Nov 14-15 coloradowritingworkshop.com Thanks, Alan!
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Colm Herron @colmherron
@AlanFelyk Vonnegut was a hero. Still is. Good luck with your work. I write novels & essays. factsandarts.com/essays/me-two-…
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Michael Ward @CrescentSkies
@web_supergirl @AlanFelyk wait, so we're not figments of your imagination? Damn't! :(
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Chopper @chopper4jk
Jealousy will always be the least elegant form of love.
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Tara Brown @Faux_Ma
Late-night infomercials are a housewife's version of last call.
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Super Possessed @web_supergirl
I like to send Cher to all my heavy metal friends.
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Super Possessed @web_supergirl
Thanks for unfollowing me. Sorry I am funnier than you.
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Chopper @chopper4jk
You're so cute when you're not a cheating whore.
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Super Possessed @web_supergirl
OMG! Everything everybody says on twitter is REAL!
~ idiots
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The Bee @Morgaine620
@AlanFelyk Your tweets enrich my @RebelMouse board. Thanks for sharing! rbl.ms/1m6YvhK
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Sinfinity @Sarcasilicious
I don't care how many girls you've fucked. Every player needs lots practice before attempting the big leagues.
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Dr Philos @DoctorPhilOs
@AlanFelyk Next time I will bring a shooter then...
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Jarhead @Jarhead44
I'm almost 50, which means you do reverse cowgirl while I watch Andy Griffith re-runs.
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Super Possessed @web_supergirl
I played Send in the Clowns for someone last night if you want to know my level of people pleasing.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
Me singing karaoke #FunnyMurderWeapons
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.
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rnorthboy @rnorthboy
It's like a stroke without the genius part. Damaged Right Out Of The Box: shrd.by/L5OF5H. #Book #Memoir #Humor via @AlanFelyk
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Karlos @GotBadTouched
No more bestiality tweets. Let's do something innocuous like celebrity crushes. Mine is Lassie.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
Why do baby clothes have pockets? For mom's smokes.
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The Urban Samurai @BlakkSamurai
@AlanFelyk Awkward considering the last place I shopped was Uncle Fappy's Porn Emporium. So embarrassing!
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Freedom Rider @mroadrider
@AlanFelyk unlikely
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
How come know-it-alls don't know how annoying they are?
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
You know you had a kick-ass night when you have to Google map yourself in the morning to find out where the hell you are.
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am.curious.sometimes @AmCuriousNJ
#FF #Writing #Books @richardhine @writer_C4W @AlanFelyk @Norm_Clark @ReginaldStJohn @maria_ashworth @happykidbooks
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Rachel Noll @rachelmnoll
@AlanFelyk thanks Alan! Have a great weekend!
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M.J. Fahy @MJFahy2
@AlanFelyk Many thanks for the follow, Alan :o)
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Paula Stein @PaulaStein3
@AlanFelyk Not to mention the gouy's a touch psychopathic.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
@AlanFelyk I was milking it...
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Paula Stein @PaulaStein3
@AlanFelyk Thank you for following me, Alan.
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Susan Kicklighter @writing4kix
@ecmooreauthor @PopArtDiva @MJFahy2 @AlanFelyk @pollypreston @SonjaYoerg Thx, lady!
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Carol Hall @pollypreston
@ecmooreauthor ✨Thank you ✨@PopArtDiva @MJFahy2 @AlanFelyk @writing4kix @SonjaYoerg
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Elizabeth Moore @ecmooreauthor
#FF Great tweeps @PopArtDiva @MJFahy2 @AlanFelyk @pollypreston @writing4kix @SonjaYoerg
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
Sorry I tried to breastfeed your husband .
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Dawn Hill @DawnHillDesigns
#ShareTheLove @CarolynNewsom @AlanFelyk @GOLDEN_KOKID for being top HighValue members this week :) (insight by buff.ly/1pwBShP)
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Stella Braintree @StellaBraintree
@AlanFelyk Yay! Thanks!
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Stella Braintree @StellaBraintree
@AlanFelyk Hoping!
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Roz Russell @rrussellauthor
@AlanFelyk Thanks for the follow!
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Chris Antonelli @BistroEvents
@AlanFelyk Thank you for the follow & #happyfriday ! Please #RETWEEET this tweet #Cheers #followback
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Sarah Doughty @TheSarahDoughty
@AlanFelyk thank you for the follow, Alan :)
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Super Possessed @web_supergirl
@AlanFelyk I'm shocked Alan.
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Super Possessed @web_supergirl
My department's having a pizza party. Na na na na na na *sticks tongue out*
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Victoria Sofia @Ideal_Victoria
It's ok if you walk away while I'm talking. I have a low threshold for discomfort too.
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
"Bitches be trippin" is how I would describe my style of jogging.
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Bhechie Bulahan @bbhechie
#thaks for following :)))) ♥ @AlanFelyk @PulseGlobal" via uapp.ly
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Paul Haydon @PaulHaydon
@AlanFelyk: Vladimir Putin is what happens when you don’t call high school #bullies into the principal’s office. #Truths
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Dutch Jones @DutchJones1
Thanks @AlanFelyk @garyscottartist @kimcormack for being top new followers in my community this week (insight by commun.it)
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Bile Fletchbones @bfletchtone
@AlanFelyk He probably had the principal and their entire family killed.
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F.M. Longo @AuthorFMLongo
#FollowFriday @LawrencePearce @TylerMammone @AmandaElliottAZ @nadinekeels @johnwwells @AlanFelyk @Veoleet @middlereaders @AutumnShelley #FF
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Tripp The Flag Waver @Tripster2001
@web_supergirl @AlanFelyk I shall call you Joan.
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BittyKitson @KittyBexson
I'm a "take the last cookie from the plate" kind of girl.
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Super Possessed @web_supergirl
I understand why accounts want to start over.
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Dawn Hill @DawnHillDesigns
@AlanFelyk My pleasure! :) Have a great night!
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The Bee @Morgaine620
@AlanFelyk Feel free to visit my @RebelMouse board and find your great link rbl.ms/1m6YvhK
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rnorthboy @rnorthboy
It's like a stroke without the genius part. Damaged Right Out Of The Box: shrd.by/L5OF5H. #Book #Memoir #Humor via @AlanFelyk
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Cock Punch @MedicatedMark
I'll grab my dick all dramatically while making eye contact with your grandmother...

IDGAF
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Dawn Hill @DawnHillDesigns
@AlanFelyk You are FEATURED! woo hoo! rbl.ms/1CqvL7u
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Dawn Hill @DawnHillDesigns
Thanks #TopNewFollowers @AlanFelyk @whizkidfrom228 @BenjaminWildArt Happy to connect :) (insight by buff.ly/YfZYHs)
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Gary Michalosky @garymic
@crunchenhanced @AlanFelyk It's called "Retirement"... RT: Every day can be Friday if you just don’t give a fuck.
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Dawn Hill @DawnHillDesigns
Thx for following me @DemiTwits @AlanFelyk @FNietzscheQuote @whizkidfrom228! I appreciate you doing so! via uapp.ly
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Nicholas Hughes @hughes_writes
@AlanFelyk Thanks for the follow!
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
I run a support group for cats that have never had their pics posted on the internet.
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Tara Brown @Faux_Ma
Reality Show: Myspace Tom, Mark Zuckerberg & the creator of Ello go camping, work out differences, then they all get eaten by the same bear.
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Sparky @crunchenhanced
Whenever someone says they’re an atheist, I always wonder what Catholic school they went to.
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LTB @_Tempo11
I have so many hangers in the back of my car it looks like an abortion clinic
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
They Might Be New York Giants #FootballBands
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Helen Earl @madders_ahatter
@AlanFelyk Thanks for the follow
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Tink, the Duchess @Tinkerbell_
Because sometimes people are fuckheads Xx
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
The squirrels are beginning to gather nuts for winter and I've noticed some friends have disappeared...
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Ana @Severnjaca
Every time I want to kill a few minutes on Internet, it turns into a genocide against time.
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Sparky @crunchenhanced
Every day can be Friday if you just don’t give a fuck.
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Sparky @crunchenhanced
I can’t tell if he had a face lift or 3rd degree burns.
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Tracy & Lanae @OldWorldLimited
Your tweet made me chuckle! @AlanFelyk
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KELL_A_LENA @topaz006
Robert Frostbite #ColdCelebs
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