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(O.@)2011-03-27
@FeastOfKings1,270 days
A bumble bee with the proportionate strength of 2 bumble bees
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We found 94 favorite tweets.
sweaty five dollars @iscoff
fun prank: get three pigs and label them 1, 2 and 3. Be content in the order you've temporarily imposed on a chaotic universe
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Fright Shark @FrightShark
"And THAT is my essay on why the gender binary is a toxic social construct" *my manilla folder full of transformers yaoi falls open* oh no
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big Dork @Grawly
"What did you do today?" "I jerked off to minecraft porn." "Oh rad dude, me too."
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ᎷᏢᎻᎠ @MPHDmusic
THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE TWERK
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VELVEETA BLOODFUCKER @PREMIUMPOMPOM
opinions are like assholes: everybody's entitled to one. ONE. if you express that you like pizza, that's IT. FOREVER
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very cool. and nice. @dogboner
damn.. he was right about one thing though i.imgur.com/4b9Rs.png
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egg dog @egg_dog
oh no! i didnt ordar the three curse meal. spookghetti, a slice of ghost! and cake! (the cake is a dracula)
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skeleton dude ® @spookyskeletons
No, I don't want no bugs, bugs are a thing that don't get no love from me, always flyin' around or on the ground, or trying to eat a leaf
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Flexus LS400 @TrillGrandpa
siri how come i get aroused when eating Fritos
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Jorts RR Martin @scrublord
woman on the tv says she doesnt believe in abortions NO YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH ABORTIONS, YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE IN THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE REAL
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YOU GOT THAT WRONG @NotFaulty
Now if you check under your privilege, you'll see you've all won GUILT! GUILT FOR EVERYBODY
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clownshoes idiot @jetgreguar
it is my funeral, on my tombstone i have engraved "finally escaped from Jocks, Preps, Twilight Fans, HATERS!!!!!!!!" a tear is shed by all
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Clint Laptop @chiiidog
pic.twitter.com/YSssL64d
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Clint Laptop @chiiidog
when bush was born he weighed 9 lb 11 oz
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Mark Leggett @markleggett
Planes should be called "supermarines". The ends of pens should be flavoured. Men shouldn't have nipples. Bees should be huge and rideable.
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ᎷᏢᎻᎠ @MPHDmusic
"hip-hop is such a Republican genre of music, what with its rampant homophobia, overblown egos and materialism." genius
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Jeffrey Hadz @Hadzilla
I Declare A Thumb War Many Thumbs Will Die But Tales Of Our Thumbs Shall Echo Through Eternity
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egg dog @egg_dog
burglars be creeping around in sneakret be careful ur house dont get a burgle on it #crimetips #sneakret
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a real furby @gaysexHaver420
you: the huge yellow locomotive. me: the naked bald man furiously rubbing my body up against you in the train depot. let's hook up.
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stefan @boring_as_heck
C:\Documents\user\Important\Work\Projects\Project3\Schematics\horse_sucking_its_own_dick.JPEG
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Jensen Karp @JensenClan88
Welcome to Sharper Image #4WordsAfterIntercourse
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The Big Bae @MeepisMurder
im sorry for the time i slept over your house & we watched shrek together & i ruined your couch cushions with my cum
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The Big Bae @MeepisMurder
sext: you remove my pants and my pubes are shaped like the bat signal. you look at me confused as batman breaks in & we have a freaky 3-way
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Georgene @Giania
❒Single ❒Taken ✔Event Horizon of An Endless Void
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Kelkulus @kelkulus
Now that fast food has a stance on gay rights, McDonald's is against healthcare, Subway hates gun control, and Burger King executes people.
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john freiler @johnfreiler
whenever i hear "muscle milk" i picture a cow with a bunch of dicks for udders
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Greg @weedguy420boner
Ben Bernanke at the US Mint sniffing newly-printed bills whispering "Young money mother fucker"
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VELVEETA BLOODFUCKER @PREMIUMPOMPOM
dedicating my life to getting teen boys into radical feminism
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VELVEETA BLOODFUCKER @PREMIUMPOMPOM
Dark Knight Rises spoiler: bane's weakness is that whenever he takes off the mouth mask he can't resist sucking every dick forever
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Mary Charlene @IamEnidColeslaw
It's high time someone remade "The Warriors," but with pugs.
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The Big Bae @MeepisMurder
REMINDER THAT THE 69TH POKEMON IS BELLSPROUT
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jonnifer lopez @senderblock23
You're the wind beneath my wings! Wait. Back up let me try this again. *clears throats* You're under arrest! -rookie cop
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Mos Def Leppard @JohnielDan
I'd have an easier time naming the Mega Man villains than naming our last ten presidents.
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Flexus LS400 @TrillGrandpa
NO ONE BABY SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWDER
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Laundry Jones @hamsandcastle
#10WorstFeelings 1. (*≧д≦) 2. (ToT) 3. つ´Д`)つ 4. ヽ(´Д`;)ノ 5. (; _;) 6. (-_-#) 7. (´-ω-`) 8. (・ω・、) 9. ( ;∀;) 10. :(
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skeleton dude ® @spookyskeletons
"Don't thank me, ma'am. Thank the Insane Clown Posse." The police officer replied before speeding away on his motorcycle
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Lion-O. @Swell_Bro
Smokey th bear pummeling a panda eatin sugar cane in2 submission. Quoted as sayng "If i cant have it, no one cn!" he then krumped in2 forest
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sweaty five dollars @iscoff
You're being sworn in as President & you can tell that everyone in the room has just read your "how long can I keep a shoe on my dick" tweet
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donni @donni
In a world where one man can change the world, one man...can change...the world. Worldman: Coming this fall.
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Matt LeMay @mattlemay
HEY I JUST MET YOU / AND THIS IS CRAZY / HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT / HOW IS FORMED BABBY
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linus @linusr
notable utopias: plato's Republic; francis bacon's New Atlantis; kant's Kingdom of Ends; Pizza Planet from toy story
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sweaty five dollars @iscoff
*you find someone who has hanged himself with his braided ponytail* "Why did someone with such strong hair want to die?" you think
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The Big Bae @MeepisMurder
john moe tractors. helping you farm your kawaii since 1837
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Eli Yudin @eliyudin
Is it ok to ask a DJ for silence
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sweaty five dollars @iscoff
I had two ribs removed so I could suck my own

meat off those ribs, mmm-mmm ribs are delicious
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Laundry Jones @hamsandcastle
Sonic trudging through Milkshake City, Tails weighed down by the melty glop, Robotnik snickering, his moustache soaked in whipped topping
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sweaty five dollars @iscoff
"I love tea bagging!" said Frank, the 93 year-old man who loved fresh peppermint tea and placing his testicles on things
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Dan Duvall @lazerdoov
31 years of birthday candle wishes and I'm still not a fat sassy black woman.
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The Big Bae @MeepisMurder
shaq walks into dunkin donuts and puts a munchkin inside a donut. "now that's a slam dunkin'" he says as he shoves it in his mouth
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Flexus LS400 @TrillGrandpa
The year 2078: gang initiations are based on how kawaii the person is. Gang wars are just hentai drawing contests.
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Flexus LS400 @TrillGrandpa
Dail Grimble, Henk Hills, Bill Doughtriv, Boomshaoeur, Bubby Hell, Pengy Hills, Loranne, Cutton, Labdydird, Joemseph #KengOfTheHils
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Flexus LS400 @TrillGrandpa
#CoolRapperNames IKEA Bookshelf da Kid
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Trevor S @trevso_electric
I just want a DJ from the BBC's Radio One to follow me around and call everything I do "Massive!"
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Flexus LS400 @TrillGrandpa
SCIENTISTS CONFIRM MOON IS "WHITE AS HELL" AND "PRETTY DAMN BRIGHT, AT LEAST WHEN IT'S NOT CLOUDY" & WILL "BE OUR MOON FOR A WHILE PROBABLY"
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ᎷᏢᎻᎠ @MPHDmusic
Eat Kraft Singles In Your Area
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Clarke Kant @clarkekant
I’ll bet a hung jury would make for great porn.
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Flexus LS400 @TrillGrandpa
Welcome to Hoodburger home of the Hoodburger *burger is a Glock 18 between two buns dipped in ice, son*
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Flexus LS400 @TrillGrandpa
BURRITO GAME COSBY, STEAK'S SO SAUCY
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YWIR @YWIR
Alternate dimension. Only difference is that all Klingons wore bow ties on star trek.
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Anthony @nedroid
#didyouknow: Jim Davis is the highest-paid cartoonist in the world. Last year he made almost eight hundred dollars
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Mark Leggett @markleggett
Sandpeople always block caller ID to hide their numbers.
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Actual Dog @VocabuLarry
We are slashing prices. Absolutely gutting them. We are disemboweling prices and stringing them up with their own entrails. Do you get it?
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⚡David Angelo⚡ @MrDavidAngelo
My favorite subgenre of Christian rock is Pentecostal grindcore.
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Anthony @nedroid
Three letter word for #egg, starts with E??? pic.twitter.com/6agKu326
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Eli Yudin @eliyudin
Sorry other foods, we made Oreos into a milkshake and you're no longer needed
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Chopper @chopper4jk
Ladies, if you’re suffering from vaginal dryness, dump that boring ass dude and get one that turns you the fuck on!
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G.T. Collins @fleshcake
Going with water again? Very original, clouds.
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Alexandra L Harris @DelphiLeaders
People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of their character. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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rob delaney @robdelaney
"Heaven must be missing an angel girl, cuz usually they dispatch a mighty angel to hunt & kill a nasty filth demon like you."
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Mark Leggett @markleggett
Wow. The TSA sound like an airport-based mafia comprised of Nazis, sex offenders, and drug dealers. But hey, you guys all wanted them!
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Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker
"Invest for the Emperor!" - Warhammer 401K
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Harold @NotHarold
If I were to ever drop the soap in prison, I would immediately shove it up my butt. Thus, preventing any rude dudes from getting in there.
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UNTRESOR @UNTRESOR
The only time I ever sent a dick pic it was to the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta. They made a movie about it called "28 Days Later."
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Mark Leggett @markleggett
People always wear sunglasses when there's no need, but I wear a beekeeping suit in a shopping mall one time and everyone screams "BEES!"
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⚡David Angelo⚡ @MrDavidAngelo
I do it all for you! twitpic.com/9bumks
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Mark Leggett @markleggett
Draw me like one of your French girls using the honey mustard ranch dressing, Subway artist.
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YWIR @YWIR
There he goes, the crazy guy who walks on the railway tracks coast to coast, fighting every train he meets.
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YWIR @YWIR
What kind of thing had a Krang for a brain at one point?
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Jensen Karp @JensenClan88
EXCLUSIVE PICTURE FROM DR. DRE'S COACHELLA REHEARSAL - pic.twitter.com/osbCPDV5
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Jeffrey Hadz @Hadzilla
Doctor was all like "more bowel movements" but I heard "owl movements" I ate some mice and turned my head around shit really got weird man.
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rob delaney @robdelaney
Sort of rude to kiss your husband right in front of me when I've been looking at your boobs from behind a tree for 20 min.
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Mark Leggett @markleggett
My cat is just lying on the floor, soaking up the Sun. Once the Sun is depleted and "Frosty" is fully charged, I shall ride her to Neptune.
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Dan Cronin @croninwhocares
Next project? A roundtable show where guys just talk about their favorite sweatshirts they've owned over the years.
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YWIR @YWIR
How it feels to have spent the entire weekend on the internet: gifsound.com/?gif=http%3A%2…
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Anthony @nedroid
"I AM A MOCKERY OF NATURE" pic.twitter.com/xoJW8xBJ
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Mark Leggett @markleggett
You have chosen to steal the wizard's shit. Now you look fuckin' balla son! Dayum! Upload some self shots using his, no… YOUR new iPhone.
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Neal Brennan @nealbrennan
The internet is like a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book, except this adventure always ends with me masturbating.
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Mark Leggett @markleggett
The Guinness Book of World Records has once again listed the Guinness Book of World Records as the world's best book of world records.
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Alexandra L Harris @DelphiLeaders
I am no lion to overpower my enemies. Winning over myself, if I can; is enough. Rumi
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Johnny McNulty @JohnnyMcNulty
I just cleaned my apartment. So this is what Olympic gold medalists feel.
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Jeffrey Hadz @Hadzilla
Ran out of spoons so I'm using Tostitos Scoops to eat my Apple Jacks and this is rock bottom
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Anthony @nedroid
Pictured: a typical American breakfast #USA #USA pic.twitter.com/98s23zpj
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Matt Goldich @MattGoldich
Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum are tied in two new national surveys. A disgusted Rick Santorum said ties should be between a man and a woman.
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Sean Murray @seanmurray
Good news. My annual streak of trying to unroll socks by shaking them loose with one hand then hitting myself in the balls is still alive.
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