We found 80 favorite tweets.
Look everybody being irresponsible, you made the news!
As an alum of , I have to admit I'm embarrassed by the idiotic tweets made by students about . Good luck job hunting!
what if this was an april fool
Would my life be better if I had ' hair?
As a woman, I don't want to have to wait until a situation fully escalates to "sexual" until my right to say no is respected
"Your life, little girl, is an empty page/That men will want to write on." In my version, Liesl ditches Rolf for an MFA program.
First, the economics for public libraries works very well. For every $1 spent, it gives an average of $4 in services/materials
I admit to being fickle but I've switched my shipper allegiance. I now ship Crane & Yolanda from . or ?
Cause half the damn issue is folks turning on women and WHICH women rather than asking how he gets away with this again.
Walter White: Basically just as irritating as every other dude who thought his masculinity could be enhanced by an olden-timey hat.
I actually reckon Hermione would have kept her maiden name.
I think "spoiler" means "hasn't aired yet" or "East Coast version is currently airing." 48 hours later, recaps are up, fair game.
by the way I'm generally not a hostile dude but if you support cutting people off their food stamps I hope you literally starve to death
Are you bad with people and hate money? Consider grad school!
Remember all the times you said "this is bad for me," and took care of yourself instead? You're smart and really strong and good for you.
“: Boy bands and sexism: Can we stop hating on teenage girls? ” <-- THIS
Spirit fingers are all I have!
LET'S SAY IT AGAIN RT The fundamental danger of an acquittal is not more riots, it is more George ZImmermans.
I'll never forget the sound of women screaming for reproductive freedom in that chamber, as long as I live. My cynical heart has cracked.
This is what happens when we get out of our binders.
point of weasel mr. chairman. parliamentary rules explicitly prohibit weaseldom and weaselocity in these chambers
This is more intense than any politico-drama Aaron Sorkin could conceive of. Also, he never would, because it stars a woman.
Excuse me Mr. President, Parliamentary Inquiry: what the actual fuck is going on right now?
Heading up 95 in FL; anti-choice billboards every half-mile. Thanks Wendy Davis for your brave, heroic work today
, (and rock some comfy tanks)
"Whatcha doin'?" My least favorite question to hear from my mom while I'm on my laptop.
Not getting a ton of traction on my "Pope! (There It Is)" video.
FACT: Yawning was invented by someone who wanted to shout inside libraries without being thrown out.
I am stoked for the day when Seth MacFarlane is too old for his humor to be relatable/relevant to vaguely-bigoted college freshman males.
It's not Seth MacFarlane's fault, guys. It's just that men aren't funny.
"Did you see all those angry tweets from people who kept right on watching? Kick ass, let's do this again next year" -the Academy
Someone literally sat ON me on the subway. I feel like Mia Thurmopolis Renaldi...PrinCESS of Genovia.
We are in america. every day is pancake day RT : Am I missing sodding pancake day at home!?!? Every flipping year….: (
Occasionally I wonder what a football game would be like if played by Zombies. Would be slower, but oh so much more violent.
Yo, you fools know the Puppy Bowl is _all_ stretching, right?
Nobody stares into her soup like Lady Mary. No one.
Third year in a row my mama deemed my dress inappropriate for Christmas mass... Lord Jesus, you don't even know what you're missing!
I'M THINKING ABOUT A TOWN MADE OF ICE CREAM, DIFFERENT BUILDINGS ARE DIFFERENT FLAVORS! WOW THIS IS AWESOME.
Unconscious bias is a problem in any field that generally requires a Master's & skews white, middle class and older
Adjectives describing feminine qualities are only insulting to one who is either insecure or totally ignorant, or both.
I give this dragon tuesday a 7.4. enjoyed the fire & widespread death but at the end of the day I didn't get eaten alive, kind of a letdown
dragon tuesday friends. it's just a chance for us all to express our respect for & fear or the dragon who imprisons us in this cold village
You know Dasher & Dancer & Prancer & Vixen Comet & Cupid & Donner & Blitzen. Yet Snape's patronus is forever alone
is trending. Well, maybe this will teach you not to read someone's diary!
Specifically, we were aiming for a 1993-2000 aesthetic RT : Y does nobody in Boy Meets World have a mobile phone?
One night only. Maureen. Me. Actual goats. LIVE IN MY NEIGHBOR'S YARD.
The final Twilight movie releases tonight. So if you know any obsessive Twihards then tonight would be a great time to rob their houses!
Puerto Rico just voted to become the 51st state, striking terror into the hearts of those with a debilitating fear of reorganizing flags.
Nobody fucks with Big Bird.
Four (more years) for you, America! YOU GO, AMERICA!!!!
Apparently, to newscasters, Blacks vote for Obama because he's Black. But Whites vote for Obama because of his policies.
Turns out if it's a legitimately horrifying candidate, the female body does have a way of shutting that whole thing down: Voting.
Oh hi Todd Aikin! Turns out when a rape apologist runs for Senate, the voters of Missouri have a way of shutting that whole thing down.
Don't feel too bad, Richard Mourdock. It's all part of God's plan for you to SHUT THE FUCK UP FOREVER YOU MISOGYNIST PIECE OF SHIT.
Dude is the best. Watch 's Message for White Voters. VIDEO
the solution to "I don't like either candidate" is to just vote for whoever's less likely to restrict reproductive rights. do go vote!
Baby you light up my world like a muggle casting lumos. In other words; you fail & and plunge everyone into darkness.
whole household agrees that nobody works on the railroad "just to pass the time away." even the baby sees through this pro-boss propaganda
is trending. What? No. Don't do it. Total hufflepuff move.
is trending. Unless it is a Dark Mark nobody cares.
This is a common mistake, but we'd like to remind everyone that what we're looking at here is not FrankenStorm, but FrankenStorm's monster.
as syndrome names go it has few peers
the effect of eggplant - a all-time top 5 food - on this condition: - is cruel beyond measure
It seems like most people have decided to dress like whorecruxes this Halloween.
My wife sent this to me while she was at work.
They're calling next week's predicted snowstorm-hurricane-fustercluck the "Frankenstorm." Prepare for ENDLESS news about this.
dance like lots of people are watching and thinking about how you're so hot they can't even stand it and it's about to make them cry
I'm going to teach a class on dog whistle racism and use Romney's gun control answer as my whole syllabus.
"If only we can trap women in the home raising babies, no-one will want to go on a killing spree! Except women!"
A perfect world...librarians moderating and fact checking the debate like Jeopardy.
if we don't invest in green energy, how are those kids going to GET to school in 40 years?
Cutting PBS support (0.012% of budget) to help balance the Federal budget is like deleting text files to make room on your 500Gig hard drive
Obama's not doing great because it's a much harder job to discuss disparate and complex reality than it is to run a memorized scam
Bret Easton Ellis thinks gay actors can’t play straight roles. Totally unrelated, I thought Christian Bale was amazing in ‘Welsh Psycho’.
This is unbelievable! They'll stop at nothing. Michael Savage has got to be ill. via
If our legislators can't even tolerate the word "vagina", what does that tell you about how they feel about women?
"There is no such thing as a single-issue struggle because we do not live single-issue lives." Audre Lorde