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Fellow craft cocktail enthusiasts, our work is done: every douchebag in the world knows what a Negroni is now.
Reconnected with some old friends today, and Kara made me a wonderful dinner. Nice low-key bday all around.
Congratulations to on the successful defence of his MA essay. He has Mastered English!
Simcoe. Maliboo Club neon is out.
Nothing makes my mother more suspicious than anyone doing anything nice for her ever.
thanks for the follow, Leon!
In the long run, relaxed people outperform stressed people.
Walking home through Parc Jeanne Mance, the couple in front of me suddenly ducks off the path behind a tree and starts making out. Spring!
Slack () epitomizes my favorite kind of software: no major novelty or gimmick, just thoughtful design that hits all the right notes.
Just played squash for an hour and a half against my dad. I will be ready to walk and lift my right arm again in approx 3 days.
I love the redesign of the Harvard Law Review site:
So Literary Goon has a brand new Tumblr theme, thanks to my man at . Check it out:
Office Environments for on -
Would have been awesome to have the email email@example.com
Step 1: Indoctrinate your followers to not trust the media.
Step 2: Do whatever you want, whenever you want.
Step 3: Win elections forever.
Throughout history, concrete had bore witness to some watershed events.
Reagan's assassination attempt occurred outside the Washington Hilton, also a superior curved concrete building.
Forest Gump gives very little time to the assassination attempt on Reagan. This, I suppose, is the liberal Hollywood bias.
The Boomers were turning 50 and things got out of hand. Memories were still vivid. Some still had the jeans.
(In other words, I don't feel represented.)
Conspicuously absent on "Silicon Valley": any sort of self-serious, liberal arts-ish, hipster programmer who loves plaid & expensive coffee.
You too can be part of the miracle. (You might want to make sure you have enough cash left to fill your tank first though.)
I don’t understand Twitter anymore. What is this for? Am I allowed to silly anymore? Am I supposed to be profeshunal? Why do you follow me?
An actual widely-seen graphic on AirBNB, a modern hip company.
Show me one person who is always objective and never impaired by their emotions. You can't.
Hormone levels, blood oxygenation, ambient temperature, injuries or pain, the number of decisions already made that day, all compromise us
Blood sugar levels, sub conscious cues, neurotransmitter levels, fatigue, the colour of light in a room, all influence our decisions.
Re: mental health. The concept of a person who is always objective and never emotionally compromised is a myth. That person does not exist.
my thoughts exactly. PMO should have said Harper works 16 hours a day and he's human. Sometimes, he gets down & needs rest.
Indeed. I suppose it all depends on the magnitude of the ups and downs. If one *never* oscillates, that's an illness too...
Life Hack: alienate your friends & family while building emotional walls to prevent yourself from having an intimate connection with anyone.
Hahahah holy shit that made me laugh
3. Doug Ford
4. Stannis Baratheon
More amazing stuff from Ukraine from VIDEO
Nice beard! I'm so jealous!
Hey Liam, thanks for the props! My dribbble and is all I have at the moment
Loving all the improvements in this new version of . Thanks guys!
In the bottom right corner it says...
By the way is it a thing now that every service with an API has to have its own conference?
It's just node_modules all the way down.
You guys! For the first time ever, my art will be hanging in a coffee shop. And a really cool one at that! Capitol Hill Fuel in June! Eek!
"What conclusions can we draw from Heartbleed about the security of open source s/w?" The same kind you can always draw from one data point.
A dozen startups have recommended I change my password. So far, no banks I use have gotten in touch.
So impressed with Heartbleed that I want to brand my own bugs. Say hello to Off-by-Wonder, Buffer Overdrive and The Amazing Race Condition.
Here's some material ("homeless tours") they couldn't use on "Silicon Valley." People would think it was too much:
Clever email, Quirky. I like you.
Wow the Dropbox team just kill it with all these new products.
Liam, I think you're my new best friend. Thank you for this!
It's one of my all-time favourites. So glad to have it on vinyl now.
Telling a client "no," explaining why, and having them say "you're right" is one of the most satisfying feelings a designer will ever know.
I went into university hoping to become an accountant and left a raging communist.
Oh my god. Look what my brother did. () ()
The thing about your body is that it will never let you forget that time you blew your knee snowblading.
If this thing vibrates, I'm history.
Just told Delta stewardess, rather than simply offer me a drink, she needs to Tell Me A Story.
IT security / doorbell just rang
According to Google, Banksy is none other than… Will Smith.
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect." - Mark Twain
He has the best attendance record of any politician that has ever lived. The lies are so effective because they're so bold
"No one supports the black community more than Rob Ford." -- Doug Ford
Would please regulate the number of writers allowed to operate in the city. Am feeling crowded. Would like 36m perimeter too.
Apple uses a transparent noise layer over the background to reduce the banding in their gradients on the iCloud intro pages.
Oh, okay, they were getting to the 'middle class' thing. That was a really long road to get that shot in at Trudeau, though.
thanks, being retired owns
"The meat is all talk. It murmurs and sibilates." - A little esoteric, but April Fool’s interview with...
I find April Fools Day a bit of a bore. But every now & then someone makes it all worthwhile.
This is still KILLING me you guize →
ugh I just said "actionable"
"I feel superior to everyone without a hat" - bubblestiel
u aint seen me mb im a great drawer
dude I can draw u a website if u want just sayin
i've been told i'm great at karaoke also. holler at me when you're in ny and we'll hit it up.
The best thing about pregnant women is the free Wifi
I do want that. I don't know why I've never considered it. About to do beer and codes at home after dog walking.
New goal in life: to never be photographed without Muppet.
Awesome. Got it and will reply shortly!
The road to hell is paved with spreadsheets.
Hah, I was just thinking that would be a good 'true or false' site of the day. SF startup, or April Fools joke?
So many April fools tech jokes this year are going to feel like current San Francisco startup ideas
Yay, someone to talk to about it with.
I have so so so so so so good!
Thanks, Liam! It's the magic of 500px.
“In the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.” –Bertrand Russel
Just finished True Detective. I'm at a loss for words. Brilliant.
It was a blast! I wish I had time for more projects like that.
Thank you so much! I'm so happy that it's getting such a positive response!
"Remember that you come from miners and farmers, and blood is thicker than champagne and hors d'oeuvres." -
Not watching the mayoral debate right now but from what I'm seeing on Twitter, I might as well go home and pack my stuff and move away ASAP.
More like derp-ate amirite
So I bought a house in Bangkok a few months ago & JUST NOW the neighbor found 8 King Cobras in his garden so I'm selling it, any takers?
I actually do believe in technology. But I also believe we're driving a lot of square pegs into... Well, anything we can.
Worried about being 30 in the tech industry. All these stupid ideas just seemed better when I was 20.
I'm pretty sure Carl Icahn is a Sith Lord.
TED Talk: How to Fight a Chimp by Col. Frank Tuplin (via ) —
resume.io, but it's mostly dead
Asking for feedback and self promotion are independent motives. Nothing wrong with the latter, but please don't disguise it as the former.
God... Kiefer Sutherland is a terrible voice for Snake
Up to Lecture 69/400 in my iOS 7 development course (tee hee). My first big assignment coming up. It's a pirate game!
Earlier, some fucking thing wanted to update a file pulling me out of Rust and into Windows access control as I was being chased by wolves.
People who argue against universal healthcare
So many job ads for code ninjas, wizards, and warriors... but none for clerics.
This is why your entire startup is going to get eaten.
waffles for dinner, sorry no grown up food
I LOVE THE FRESH SMELL OF ACRID PISS IN THE STREETS IN THE MORNING
I LOVE HOW I CANT GET A MEAL PAST 9:30
It's a shitty time of year
I assume all three of these Canadian EICs are leaving for Vox.
I mean, maybe he's good. Maybe I'm just biased or closed-minded. But Jamiroquai ruined like 80% of the parties I attended in the late 1990s.
hot damn: over 10,000 people downloaded my book for free in the last few hours.
Great TODD talk today, Todd. Really inspiring, but I don't think I can lend you that $10.
. another reminder that it is a good idea to design for the worst possible scenario
We can never remember how to pronounce "True Detective" creator 's name, so and I refer to him as Nicky Pizza Bagels.
Courts + Sears brutalist wonderment — Jarvis top street of the Queen City
I appreciate the time you took to interview me. Really enjoyed the conversation type questions/ speaking with you all!
Just finished watching Her; what a visceral concept. In a way, aren't we all engaged in a tumultuous affair with our operating systems?
Holy hell this one-pager for ’s first game is gorgeous. Love the use of colour.
People are so quick to dismiss creative ideas: "you can't make a living doing that". These people live their lives in fear
After four months of practicing yoga regularly I just pulled off my first pincha mayurasana (forearm stand). Handstands are next on my list.
The little lame ballonman whistles far and wee like woah.
“Democratizing ecommerce” … deja vu
At a BigCommerce meetup and all I can think of is “wanna buy some software?” Cc
I launched a Shopify theme framework today and think it's pretty cool, but I'm bias. Read about it.
The ultimate Shopify theme boilerplate
True or false: is the best ecommerce platform.
Thanks man! Really appreciate it & love your team's work Today is actually the 1 year anniversary of Found!
I find the expression "You're toast." To be a compliment.
study dead languages. pluck unibrow.
"i don't give a shit about kant"
Some nights go off the rails & you get immersed watching Road House. A whole life could ricochet in the wrong direction from here.
I'm celebrating tonight, my good man! I'm in the mood for something that smells like expensive, oily mold. Anything with truffles will do.
I don't know what's more grimly amusing: Doug Ford lecturing the police chief on crime, or Rob Ford lecturing him on conflict of interest.
Renewing my drivers license. I put this as my signature. "So this is your day to day signature?" "Yes".
BorgCalgary also says "Mayor of Calgary will speak to biz & stnts about opportunities in Clgry & importance of building strong Cdn cities
“The Garage shows that Microsoft isn’t a big old machine with no soul.” Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
I know a gulag when I see one
Look up "sucker" in the dictionary and there's a picture of someone making a donation to a lobby group for a profitable oil company
Want to give away some of your hard earned money to some of the most profitable companies in existence? HERE'S YOUR CHANCE!!
Of course, the dumbest thing about donation orgs like that is they represent wildly profitable companies that can afford their own PR.
Thank you, : "Grab a copy of Sun Ra's "Supersonic Jazz" (1956) [MP3]: "
Tomorrow: lecture by Nicholas Bradley, : Great Expectations: Learning to Read in the Pacific Northwest. Feb 25, 1.30 CleA203.
If content is the new meth, are you a content-head?
so doge. much explain. excite.
As ever, one should never look at Toronto politics when on vacation. And yet, addicting. Internet out.
SVG line drawings will be this year's parallax.
I don't know Dribbble, but still a nice read on keeping aesthetics in context: via
found two of my books posted for free on sharing websites. i'm stoked, that means they're good enough to steal+share.
Sidewalks suffer unshoveled drifts in Colombia too.
Nice to wave at today at Caffe Fantastico, even if we're too busy ever to do more than RT each other.
ya, downtown St Louis 1 bdrm. It’s so cheap here man.
Tacos should be considered art.
Working on some new slides for an all new talk.
Agreed. I knew little about the revolution outside of the mainstream news cycle before seeing it. Enlightening.
Goodnight, Americas. Curved concrete ok. Zzzzzxzzzxxx
Angle of tentacle death, I don't know.
Street vendors at 1AM Sunday night slowly shut down. Can still buy beers from them & sit on a bench & watch.
Anyway, here are some pics of tonight's walk. One of the Free Dogs of Cartagena. Hello loose dog.
Tech guilt is the new white guilt.
Today I cut out the middle man and used a lint roller directly on the cat.
That's terrible, I'm so sorry! I'm not sure how that happened, but it's fixed now. Color options:
First day back in the office after a month in Thailand. *soaks up the broadband* aaaahhhh it’s good to be back.
Cab warmth on -13 nights post 2am is the Canadian city luxury.
Remember when getting good marks in high school seemed super important? lol
It's 9.16pm and I already optimized myself.
Thanks man. Means a lot coming from you.
Doubled my prices on my Shopify store for giggles. Let's see what happens!
ah the eternal meme echo of brodyquest. Glad you found it.
Wow, really wants me to stop doing things
"The 8th ring of hell is buying a tuna melt from a gas station Subway half way between Winnipeg and Saskatoon"
I'm a lonely 37-year-old man whose life hasn't exactly turned out as planned—I'm still processing the pain of my high school years.
I don't want to know anything more about Rob Ford I just want it to end. This is the slowest-motion car crash anyone has ever watched.
It's just that time of the year when the warm, dry Santa Ana winds blow. Makes for great January beach weather.
hahaha, yes. RT "What will they do when they run out of paper?" - Principal, 1815
Carry all my lanyards son/ they'll be yours when i am gone/ lay them on your fancy desk / don't you spite me, gnome.
First bag from Tonx. Excited!
Enough already — you design apps, you're not creative.
If I don't like something, it's steampunk. Even if it isn't.
It's been almost two years since taught me the difference between an en and em dash. Funny what sticks out in memory.
My wife is reading up on tips/regulations for travelling with cats. Looks like we’ll be taking them with us to Amsterdam!
I'm a big fan of extra spicy Caesars with my eggs.
12 hrs in front of a computer - warm night - full moon - time for a looooong bike ride through the Toronto Januspring.
Next year instead of applying for grants I think I'll just wake up every morning and punch myself in the face.