We found 89 favorite tweets.
For you RT “: A dyslexic Irishman walks into a bra.”
and how 9 o'clock was once a good time to not have news
By not letting your kids take risks in the playground, you might actually be increasing their chances of injury.
Love cooking with my kids, today we made lamingtons and tried honey jumbles :-) two of my childhood favorites
Why are Labor sympathetic to the Liberals on Operation Sovereign Borders? They should be screaming from high towers against Morrison
Love that whipped her thank you note out of her bra! :)
I convinced my lovely to watch GoT S01E01 in case she wants to watch the new series. She was well apprehensive, until she watched it.
OMG! Dinosaurs & megabeasts livechat for kids this arvo at 2pm AEDT!!
Let's start the new year dividing Australians into left and right. Abbott is only good at divisive politics. No unified vision.
couldn't help myself! I have a lime tree!
Crisp skinned barramundi with lemon myrtle dressing and honey ginger pumpkin. Deeelicious
Old school fun on King Street.
A message from all Australians to the rest of the world - We do not know this man. We have never seen him before.
Steak, Guinness & cheese pie with a puff pastry lid
Yah!!! playing tonight! Go get em new Aussie!
it is. Lovely day. Cheese coma.
Very generous kids meals - free in school hols @ osteria @ (@ Merewether Bowling Club)
At the first of the Summer Flicks, A Lady in Paris. Feel like a toddler amidst the mostly senior citizen audience ;-)
A lovely day in Tilba can only be topped off with a cheese and wine tasting afternoon.
Are we happy? Yes we are.
"Literature builds empathy, expands imagination, takes you to different places. A good book is a good friend. And...
lol it is a good beer...I have a few glasses...and shirts and lots of there beer
oh god just one? Tempus Two Botrytis Semillon
Gotta have the right glass for the beer
Xmas highlight no 2 - watching Ms4 enthralled with Lego & confidently following the instructions & assembling new creations
matched with Gorgonzola (or Binnorie duetto) & wrapped in prosciutto. Or in a salad with feta :-)
We've played Star Wars monopoly, done Christmas craft, raced cars while I may have napped a little. Now watching Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
All the drinks of Father Ted VIDEO
This article's been a long time coming:
“: Australian dairy history of farmer Co ops choosing to sell to overseas buyers! ”
just gave Mr 12 enormous validation about being the kid with 'other' tastes. Thanks for that, PJK. :)
You can’t tell me the current GG hasn’t looked up what is required to sack the PM since the Abbott Gov took office
Maybe we need to have a word to NCC about arts
'I always thought the arts were central to a country. But I had a working class mind! I love you!!!
Ahem: "The arts are essential to a society."
Hey NCC, are you listening to ? “The arts are central to a society” ;-)
Wouldn't you love to see Keating v Abbott. He'd wipe the floor with him.
it's always rain related - shitty copper wires swell in the rain here. They're really corroded/crappy.
Homegrown garlic - harvested, cured & ready to consume! :-)
Well done! We really must come and visit you soon!
Ever wondered why censorship of books is so rife in USA? Parent-controlled schools boards.
Pyne is, apart from his buffoonery, the rudest man in Parliament. Stop talking over people, you clown.
Lunch: Salmon wrapped in prosciutto with the skin made into a kind a crackling, crisp capers & rocket
Far out , you’re even using the “Coles cuts prices in its servos” story as a “news” headline in the updates. It’s not news. It’s an ad
haha, I'm simply impressed
How is the price of items in a Coles servo news, ? Looks like blatant advertising!
A career that scaled the highest peaks, on two continents over so many years - scandal and enemy free. - you are my Immortal
Miss 6 upon seeing Thom Yorke: "I really like him, Dad. His hair, his voice, everything." So much pain in my future.
In an era of knowledge currency, knowledge crowd sourcing, & knowledge diffusion, the Coalition want to restrict the Uni educated
They don't make cook book covers like they used to :(.
We R open 7 days since 1978 we have only missed milking cows once.Total of 18000 milkings All done by family
This is a significant photo. Hopefully the new government can achieve similar.
"Australia's first crowd sourced beer" tastes like you'd expect it to. Bland.
Best time to discover the pepper mill is out of peppercorns is BEFORE the two glasses of wine. Just FYI.
we're all ok & that the kids are ok & that the dear old ones in nursing homes are all ok & all the animals & the planet too
My recipe for Blood Orange Syrup. Serve with warmed pancakes, orange sorbet or slightly sweetened mascarpone:
Device proliferation is driving the digital ad market, writes via
This is the best bit. We changed the govt tonight. Some are delighted, others appalled. But not a shot was fired. And we all went to bed.
Simply irresistible! (the Abbott backup girls) ...she's so fine, there's no tellin where the money went
Tony looks lonely. Where are the daughters??
JG wins the Classy Politician Who Was Dumped As PM Award tonight.
How appropriate that today I took up knitting again.
Barnaby Joyce is concerned about Clive Palmer winning a seat because he is an insane eccentric. *entire glass house shatters*
I think Tanya Plibersek is the best person to lead the ALP to recovery
One thing abt Kitchen Cabinet, why were TAs daughters there to assist w food prep and then not invited to share the meal? Why there at all?
Jaimie Abbott claims funding election campaign by selling raffle tix? Unless she's sold 80,000 at $2 each someone is full of shit.
It just took me 1 minute & 11 seconds to call Medicare, get through to a human, request what I wanted and complete the call. 1min 11secs!!
Q:"what did you do with your life Mr Wilson?" A: "oh, I was an apologist for a tycoon who sold out his country & manipulated people"
Hell, great duet!!! Love!
Really don't think asking me to dress up in a saucy costume is an appropriate gift for father's day
What a CRAZY weekend this has been!
In the past couple of days, Subo has been nominated as NSW best regional...
So many wonderful children's & YA books out there. Why is money spent on books for children not tax deductable?An investmet in their future.
First blood orange of the season in a salad with baby spinach, pecan and persian feta. Sublime. Thank you
For all my despair at the impending doom of an Abbott Government, I feel deeply for the people of Egypt, people die for the right to truth
notches in the bed head? ;-)
Just imagine who I'd have had in my bed!!!!
If you thought you might vote for LNP surely Pyne will have talked you out of it
If the "Cash Splash with Borrowed Money" re School Kids Bonus resonates with you. Have a look at your credit card statement, kids get much?
He can punch and chew gum and stop boats. DC and Marvel where are you?
Belarus ... Her dress isn't long enough (. 8 year old's wisdom)
Shouldn't customs be on to this caterpillar
Tweeps - introducing - the clean energy association of Newcastle and surrounds. Being launched this Thursday arvo at SmartGrid...
How many more Americans have to be killed before they change the laws nation wide
I'm a bit late but Charlestown Road by Catherine Britt.
my little Mate Andy - you FUCKING BEAUTY!!!!!!!!!! He is a legend and a Maitland/Hunter Valley Boy FUCK YEAH!!!!
Ham sandwich with amazing tomato chilli jam, a pear cider ... and probably a nap.