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رسالة إلى كل أطفال العالم: كزق كزق كزق.
Me and made hobo friends at the Ave. they will teach us tricks on how to survive and we'll bully the spare change guy!
Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson.
“I’ve never felt intellectual tho. I’m just gun stick ta twerking.” -
This chai 7aleeb is making me feels things I know are 7aram.
Don't you have something against this word? Hypocrite.
I swear living here is just one moronic catch-22.
I'VE NEVER REGRETTED A DECISION SO MUCH. Honestly, sorry course, but I think I only like the "idea" of you. Hope we can still be friends. x
Photo of a news vendor the day after President Franklin D. Roosevelt died, by a 17-year-old Stanley Kubrick. 1945
Today in 1969, the first episode of Sesame Street premiered on tv. This is one of Jim Henson's designs of Big Bird
The Wu-Tang Clan's classic debut Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) is 20 years old today! (first released Nov. 9, 1993)
r u an red lite cuz stahp
Title of my very scientific lab report on essential oils: "The Essence of Herbal Essences."
At least the TA had a good laugh.
all my possessions are push up bras, 400 books and ENDLESS ABANDONED HOBBIES AND AMBITIONS AND DREAMS
Manhattan, New York, from Brooklyn Bridge. By Esther Bubley, 1946
I like my men like I like my coffee ☕️☕️☕️ (hot and available to me when I sing tv show theme songs)
Marie Curie, the first woman to receive a Nobel Prize (Physics and Chemistry), in her laboratory in Paris, c. 1912.
There's something beautiful and tragic in the fallout
Coney Island beach, 1940.
ibraherp, please leave me alone.
I know that was a cheesy tweet but I swear I am being a hundred pct srs.
Fun fact: if you have a bird in a closed box, the box weighs the same whether the bird is flying or not.
What if Seth Rogan just never learned how to clear his throat?
Biking faster to get out of the cold vs. biking slower to minimise the cold. The struggle is real.
Sums up my night in San Diego.
So, I got to 100 followers on Instagram I guess you could say I'm ready to drop out of college and become an illustrator...
6yeb itha kan naruto yt3'yr? =)))))))
مرة في انسانة لما درت ان أمي مصرية سألتني اذا أعرف نيللي كريم (cc: )
letz flip an coyn
hedz i fuk ur bich
taylz i fuk ur bich
hao da fuq can stoowie talk? hes jast a fukn babie
Two Brits, a German, and an Italian supermodel walk into a bar...
=3 but that never stopped u from trying to sing the chorus with me <3
Philly chicks peaked when one figured out how to use a hijab to hold a phone during a call
Avoiding the internet due to spoilers? The Guardian is spoiler-free so you can read our new issue here:
"Baking Bread" is an anagram of Breaking Bad. Yep. Took me five years to come up with that one.
GO. NOW. GO. JESUS FUCKI CHRIST.
Gonna be late for work to watch the Breaking Bad finale.
Actually attempting the missions in GTAV is pretty high on my list of adult accomplishments
Thanks IKEA I paid money for furniture that I built myself
Thanks beyonce for teaching me how to not be angry all the time jk u suck
عندي سؤال، كيف تسكر في وجه احد في التحديث الجديد اذا دق؟
Threw her under the bus RT : MY SISTER WEAR THE SAME SWEATER EVERY YEAR
Tomorrow my twitter TL will look like
and some hoe talkin bout her pumpkin spice latte
my baby and i got our engagement photos
Right into the butthole of the couch
العقل هو مصدر شقاء المرء وليس القلب.
"I hate knives, bald men, math & whenever I go to a car wash I start crying for no reason." - Holly White to her therapist in 20 years
SAN DIEGO WE DID IT AGAIN BABY!!! LOVE U ALL!! TIL NEXT TIME, STAY CLASSY U SEXY FUCKERS!
Here's something you normally won't get from me. Have a goodnight, folks. VIDEO
Selling stuff off Instagram doesn't make you an entrepreneur, you can't call yourself CEO of a company when your driver's the only employee.
"Write to please just one person." Vonnegut's 8 rules for a great story
بس طبعاً هذا غباء لأن طبيعي الشخص ما راح يحط صورته الا وهو مبسوط وبأحسن حالاته، ما راح يحط صورته وأبوه يلزّخه بالعقال. الزبدة اجسوا ببيوتكم٦
وما أدري وش المصدر بس فيه دراسة تقول ان الانستقرام زاد نسبة الإكتئاب بالمجتمع لانهم يشوفون صور ناس ويتخيّلونهم عايشين حياة أحلى من حياتهم ٥
Made some sandwiches for a light dinner, filled with homemade Labneh, and spicy eggplants with walnuts.
Joan Rivers' elbows don't match her face.
I think you are biased, textbook
randall's analysis of lotr in clerks 2 >>>>>>>
Our science library is architecturally made to resemble the female reproductive system.
I feel like Miley Cyrus is trying too hard to make up for Hannah Montana.
(Jk it's oprah I mean come on)
Shit happens, I guess. 💗💩
I fucking hate this town.
People in Detroit are good at drunk
Ironically enough the word 'hysteria' originate from the Greek word for womb
Your pleasing silhouette against the bedroom lamp has burned a tattoo into my brain.
stubid rules stubid country!
Tina Fey should get Letterman's spot.
if u an angel from greace and u want to have a restarant a a good name would be "hummus from above us" have a grate day
اليورمارشيه لو قفلوه ايش محلات الطفولة اللي حتبقى لنا؟
I'm gonna miss this guy / To9al blsalama bbz <3
Aug 2009 - Aug 2013. Not roommates/classmates/citymates anymore. Hnngg... But still west…
Seinfeld over everything: VIDEO
": Exactly one year ago, I saw her for the first time. And today she is my lovely wife " My dear husband
he's with some One. Get it get it 😂😂😭😭
Or a recent one, for that matter. The concept of reputation has been around forever, globally. Isn't that odd to anyone else? (2)
It disgusts me how entitled people feel to having and sharing strong opinions about people. And this isn't just an Arab issue. (1)
Remember, reputation is what other people perceive you to be. Other people. Perceive. OTHER people. PERCEIVE. Don't dwell on that shit.
You don't need two Instagram accounts, you're not that important.
You'll enjoy watching them eating from over their niqabs even more
This is you after you hear it: RT : Somebody fill me in on the verse plz
Also, people who smile. More specifically, strangers who smile. There is so much kindness and selflessness in a passing smile.
there are things that have come out of my Ass that have made men cry
I miss these two men like theyre my sons 😭
oh I'm sorry, we cant view these websites in prison
What if aliens are using Trix to make children susceptible to mindcontrol and the Rabbit is a spacecop sent here to help?
9ob7y dalloo3 w sa7ba. Except if you decide to visit, then I'm on your side
Hyperloop isn't much more dangerous than flying in a 500-ton aluminium tube at 550mph, 33,000 ft in the air.
Breaking Bad prediction: Walter White ends up joining the National.
Ohhhhhh my days. That is brilliant.
Whenever I say "the show was AMAZING but I am taking a break (year+)" I feel like I'm lying to myself and that it's overrated.
BREAKING BAD FINALE: Vince want to fuck ladys. Turtle smoke the weed
اففف. هذا شي الواحد يقوم عليه. الشرهه على اللي يفتح انستقرام وهة يقاوم فكره الخروج من السرير.
Garage door won't stay closed
Too hungry to sleep, too sleepy to cook.
You know I've lost many Sims to this.
We should import Jimmy Johns' delivery guys to Saudi Arabia and run a delivering company.
Going to the gym can teach you a lot about investing
My favorite kind of idiot is the one that thinks everyone is an idiot but them.
theres this guy on goodreads who told me i was materialistic. how can i have haters on goodreads
we will go to his show 1 day VIDEO
lol, even they recognize it was a sick tweet
Harvard students REALLY hate other schools, damn.
نصائح غادة الحياتية:
اذا وراك قومة بدري، نام وانت حشران عشان غصبن عنك تقوم.
Twitter marriage is hard work. Especially when she doesn't tweet clues about where she lives.
"I keep it 300, like the Romans."
Hate to break it to ya, Kanye, but those were Spartans.
High-speed Internet + Netflix + Steam
The first photo ever taken of the Rolling Stones, 1962.
It's Ramadhan Kareem. You should apologize immediately.
//What I learned when I dragged a Hasselblad on vacation. The myth of perfection.
The 12th Doctor, whoever he is, needs a new companion! VIDEO
And the award for the most creative nerd-glazed comeback goes to Faisal.
Unmeet then meet everyone again.
like, every website ever is trying to get me to marry neil degrasse tyson
الشعب يريد إنه الجزء الثاني من الشعب يبدأ يحترم النظام.
Why are there no new cool people? Why is it always T H E S A M E E X A C T P E O P L E???? This is the internet not 3zeemat el3eed, damn it!
انا فطيرة بالجبن بس انتي زق
I been trying to end my date with insomnia for the past hour but this Bitch just refuses catch the hint, smh
Muhammad Ali knocks out Cleveland Williams in 3 rounds, 1966.
انا بصير احمد الشقيري العكسي. بودّي ثقافتنا لأمريكا. اول خطوة إني أسوّي حملة توعوية عن أهميّة الشطّاف.
Never bring a knife to a gun fight. But do bring balloons, they're fun to shoot.
Little boxes on the hillside, Little boxes made of ticky tacky, Little boxes on the hillside, Little boxes all the same.
The consequences of being a programmer
Thank you guys, Luv you as bbz <3
If my jokes offend you: 1-I’m sorry 2-It won’t happen again 3-1 & 2 are lies 4-You’re a pussy
no newborn rape or feasting on genitalia here. Just good old-fashioned politically-fueled grind a la Nasum and Napalm Death.
OH MY GOD. I JUST REALIZED ADORABLE IS ADORE-ABLE AS IN SOMETHING WORTHY OF ADORATION AS IN HOW DID I NEVER REALIZE THIS???
RT if you're listening to Sugar Ray & crying for your youth
"The scariest door to open is the exit to the box you’re inside of."
Godddamn SACM, who the fuck uses windows silverlight?!
6 years ago, the Deathly Hallows had just been published, the Order of the Phoenix movie had just been released, and it was a simpler time.
Limp Bizkit is now part of Young Money. Thought you folks would like to know.
فايز المالكي ما ملّ كل رمضان يسوي نفسه خنيث؟
ﻣﻮﻗﻒ ﻋﻤﻴﻖ ﻣﻦ ﻧﺎﺣﻴﺔ ﺍﻟﺎﺣﺴﺎﺱ ﺗﺘﺬﻛﺮﻩ , ﻗﻮﻟﻲ ﺍﻳﺶ ﻫﻮ و ﻭﻳﻦ — موقف عميق من ناحية الاحساس؟ خف علي يا روميو
Then add hideous clip arts to what looks like you made it on free iPhone application and sell it for 20,000 hena agoolk kliiiii zaag. 3/3
BUT when all you do is add an ugly frame to a picture of some pop singer (that you may not even have copyrights to) rant 2/3
I'm all for supporting artists and buying their artworks. Rant 1/3
Make little things count.
Teach midgets math.
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Don't be the boy who picks Blanka and sits in the corner doing that electric shit. Be the man who goes Zangief on motherfuckers.
Life-size T-rex sculpture in paris by Philippe Pasqua
RT : Kurt Vonnegut, Charles Bukowski, Jack Kerouac, Allen Ginsberg, William S. Burroughs, Ernest…
Sony just announced the PS4 will have solar paneling and an exclusive option that allows it to be powered by the souls of Xbox One owners.
mel·an·chol·y /ˈmelənˌkälē/ (noun) synonyms: The Nationalllllllllllllll:( : ( :( : ( : ) :( : ) ( : (: ) ( :( : ) O(: (:) ( : )( O :(
Hahahahahahahaha there's an actual Wikipedia page for this
من ترك شيئاً لله عوضه خيراً منه