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The Duchess LVIIHer Majesty's United Kingdom2008-12-07
@joelycett2,082 days
I'm a fucking joke. Attitude Magazine's 57th Hottest Man in the World 2014
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We found 199 favorite tweets.
holly walsh @wiggywalsh
Do me a solid (whatever that means) and come and see my show this week. Assembly 6.45pm (next to George Sq).
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Marcus Chown @marcuschown
That's really good to hear. Thank you @joelycett @marcuschown I am loving your 'What A Wonderful World' book.
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Tess @Tessyxxx
@joelycett @GreenManFest We're sorry for not giving you churros at the end, Love Tess and Amelia
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Ben Clarke @benaclarke
Always a pleasure to see @luketheduke83 @joelycett pic.twitter.com/vvzq5E1SMQ
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Elizabeth Hutchinson @FoodByLil
What a way to finish a busy week shooting for Christmas. Slippers and the amazing @FrancoMancaPizz pic.twitter.com/Bw3ScEtXnq
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Rajiv Nathwani @rajivnathwani
Back in Blighty โ›…๏ธโ˜๏ธ
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caroline flack @carolineflack1
Sentimental Saturday tweet, but what a life changing week this has been with @comicrelief to end with a gorgeous night out with friends.. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
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andy hollingworth @andyholl
Here's @MattRichardson3 last Saturday night in a rainy Edinburgh pic.twitter.com/9wdY5f9TWk
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Richard Osman @richardosman
Even as he approaches his 50s, David O'Doherty (@phlaimeaux ) is the greatest stand-up in the British Isles. What a show!
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Josequeen @pheenyboddle
How he's standing and has lung cancer and we've got another 3 series to go? Do me a flavour
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Jack Carroll @fatjacko
I'm in LA, and Franklins house off of GTA is above me! pic.twitter.com/4y79AmXTfv
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JoJoSmith @MissJoJoSmith
'we' Bruce? I didn't know you'd become a comedian @brucedes pic.twitter.com/kmf2mfx0o0
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mat reed @reed_mat
I'm @TheGleeClub this weekend in Birmingham incredible line up all weekend headliners are Phil Nichol and Andy Askins doesn't get better
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Jim Campbell @JimCampbellTFR
Baffling RT to follow...
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Justin Moorhouse @justinmoorhouse
@joelycett and despite what people say, neither contain cheese
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cyberswindon @cyberswindon
In bed, fully clothed. Flaccid penis in one hand, iPhone in the other. Early 1990s sitcoms on Netflix. SUNDAY
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Rajiv Nathwani @rajivnathwani
Celeb gymnastics in Elstree to a stag do in Birmingham. That's how I forward roll.
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The 99 Club @The99Club
We have a cracking line up in Leicester Square tonight with @Halcruttenden, @joelycett and @iandstone! Tickets here - wegottickets.com/f/7586
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Comedy Carnival @comedycarnival
Fri/Sat @Bar_Rumba musical genius/sex symbol @EarlOkin: bit.ly/1ckeU9o @joelycett(Fri) @paulsinha(Sat). Book: bit.ly/1sEsvly
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Sarah Millican @SarahMillican75
@joelycett And you've still got a cock. Which is lovely according to @MattRichardson3.
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MUNDO @Mundo13
@joelycett apologies for almost licking your face. It won't happen again. pic.twitter.com/PdaLyES4PJ
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Val McDermid @valmcdermid
Looks like the Gold Coast are going to be hosting the Hunger Games...
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Tom O'Daighre @tomOdaighre
What a stone cold cunt.
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Tom O'Daighre @tomOdaighre
Deborah Meaden just tipped out a whole jar of peanut butter in front of the guy who made it while he was trying to talk to her.
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Liam Hughes @Hughesainbolt
Always a pleasure to see @joelycett pic.twitter.com/qmCjNnV4RZ
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Fin Taylor @FinTaylorcomedy
@EdGambleComedy @joeldommett pic.twitter.com/pOo3sAcRIv
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pash โ˜พ @pashingtons
Always a pleasure to see @joelycett pic.twitter.com/BUQb2LY2eJ
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Aisling Bea @WeeMissBea
It's 10pm and for a low low price, you can also catch @joelycett before me. Come watch us attempt to spin yarns of dubious nature into gold.
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Aisling Bea @WeeMissBea
Landan tan! I'm doing a work in progress show mixing old bits with lots of new ideas @Phoenix_Fringe this Thurs. Please come listen & groan!
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Joshua Helmer @joshuahelmer
@joelycett if you don't watch game of thrones that last tweet will seem pretty psychotic
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Joshua Helmer @joshuahelmer
@joelycett you need to be very careful at weddings involving northerners pic.twitter.com/Y48xwN2rHN
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Carl Chapple @carlchapple
Congrats to jolly @joelycett on his second anniversary of pleasurably seeing people. alwaysapleasuretosee.tumblr.com #superdude #rayofsunshine
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Manfords Comedy Club @ManfordsComedy
Well Birmingham, tonight we treat you. Matt Richardson, Dave Longley, Tony Cowards AND Alex Boardman. manfordscomedyclub.com/tickets/ @PlayersBarBham
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Sarah Millican @SarahMillican75
A final one, my funny friend @KarenBayley is doing a show 'Geezer Bird' at 6:15pm at Espionage. She's great. Http//:edfringe.com
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Josequeen @pheenyboddle
Pictures on sunbeds? Spare me
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Scottee @ScotteeScottee
Already been to Primark, Sainsburys and the Post Office - I'm basically a Nan.
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Ian Ravenscroft @Ravonski
@joelycett Or putting a Placebo CD in a case for The Cure.
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Tine Knudsen @tineknudsen
@phlaimeaux Hopefully there will be a duet #greatminds @joelycett pic.twitter.com/ZeGFYfghf8
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Flo Collins @LittleMissFlo
Flash back to @joshwiddicombe 1st hour show back in 2011! #edfringe #noaircon #herewegoagain pic.twitter.com/gjfUTE22y1
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Abandoman @Abandoman
Class photo from Montreal's Brit(ish) Shows, feat @noelfielding11 @CardinalBurns @PhilNWang @ginayashere @AlexHorne. pic.twitter.com/bEdocrYWcg
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Greg James @gregjames
Come and watch me talk to a very funny person at The Edinburgh Festival this Sunday...bbc.co.uk/events/ev8fhn
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Jamie East @mrjamieeast
me too: โœŠ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ค
โ€œ@MsLouiseGlover: I think about my future everyday ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’ญ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ“š๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ—ผ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿš™๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ช๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ’•โ€
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Gemma Chan @Gemma_Chan1
Touristy day in Como.Got back to find 8 pics of this man on my phone instead of me & @jackwhitehall by the cathedral! pic.twitter.com/av60HRTs7m
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Katherine Ryan @Kathbum
@joelycett Can't keep a #stuntbish down. x pic.twitter.com/l5hAJrGTM4
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AwkwardConversations @awkwardtheplay
@joelycett THAAAAAANK YOU for your massive wodge of support. Here is our gift to you in return. pic.twitter.com/rZSgbvvxnX
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Bethany Black @BethanyBlack
There are some things I wish we told kids true statements so adults wouldn't have to make so many fucking inspiration posters about them.
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David Morgan @thisisdavid
@joelycett SOME OF US NEED THIS JOE.
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Jamie Demetriou @Mcmetriou
Ok pesterers. Yes, I'm going to the edfringe and Yes, I'll be on at 2.45 every day at the Pleasance Bick. Do come n watch me do my thing! Xx
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Debrah Martin @StorytellerDeb
@joelycett So funny at Abingdon on Friday night - no buns for you! I'm author Debs, btw.
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Steve Shanyaski @steveshanyaski
Absolutely fuc*ing pouring with sweat at Golborne. Ace audience, but I feel like I've got Ebola I'm that feverish pic.twitter.com/i2FXFUwjm5
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Matt King @thekingmatthew
Having no concept of 'irony' means you have #noclass pic.twitter.com/4uFENMh0ZZ
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Darwin Award gifs @DarwinGifs
Not the best time to change your mind. pic.twitter.com/gwBqf35z5w
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Emma Helliwell @EmmaHelliwell
@joelycett the olympricks
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Adam Layton @NoshableAdam
@joelycett Tug Of Phwoar, Tugby, Gentathalon?
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Emma Helliwell @EmmaHelliwell
@joelycett gay pigeon shooting
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Anthony Hitchcock @AntHitchcock
@joelycett Rythmic Rimming
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Lucy Francis @DominoUK
@joelycett swing my balls ( not an Olympic sport but 80's throw back)
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Lucy Francis @DominoUK
@joelycett 100 meters squirt
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Lucy Francis @DominoUK
@joelycett Trymybumtriathlon
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Kate Gowing @KateGowing
@joelycett cockput? Jizznastics?
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Emma Helliwell @EmmaHelliwell
@joelycett also... Synchronised rimming
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Lucy Francis @DominoUK
@joelycett Cock Put
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Stephen Grant @stephencgrant
@joelycett are you using the 24-hour cock?
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Preston Nyman @prestonnyman
A year ago today, I was walking round a Staples in San Diego. Happy Birthday Prince George.
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Katherine Ryan @Kathbum
I love the people, volunteers, and organizers (like @Tania_Latitude) of @LatitudeFest THHHHHIS much! ๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ’‹๐ŸŽช Thank YOU x pic.twitter.com/wCkgnkskbB
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Max Olesker @maxolesker
The Latitude Cabaret tent is just glorious.
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Will Duggan @Willduggan
@joelycett @waitrose Stay strong.
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Rachel Stubbings @RachelStubbings
Not having a pop, but sometimes it feels like I'm invisible to @StephenMulhern.
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Ivรกn Gonzรกlez @ivanogo
Sooooooooo. Packing wellies for #Latitude2014 then...?
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George Colebrook @GeorgeColebrook
Always a pleasure to see @joelycett #AttitudeHOT100 #57 pic.twitter.com/ngAGm5E6EE
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Bethany Black @BethanyBlack
First I give @joelycett his first gig and tell him not to be homophobic, next thing you know he's @AttitudeMag's 57th hottest man.
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Rob Beckett @robbeckettcomic
All I'm gonna say is I had a really good night. #AdamBoultonFace pic.twitter.com/tMYR5AmxE5
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Josequeen @pheenyboddle
Fries before guys๐ŸŸ
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Chris Ramsey @IAmChrisRamsey
Great work sir @joelycett
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Linz Santoro @Hulseye
Ooh just did a gig at @TheGleeClub How exciting pic.twitter.com/V5uVUM38Xx
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Ronan @NiallSmith4
@joelycett "it's the host" I realise you may have said this and my mind may be pretending it's an original thought. But I don't think so.
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Ronan @NiallSmith4
@joelycett I had a John Roast based thought "I was at a party, my wife said to me "who is that man, the man over there greeting people?"
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Brett Goldstein @brettgoldstein
@TheNickHelm miss you too pic.twitter.com/h8PkEaGty5
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Aimee Phillips @msaimeephillips
@joelycett also enlist. Think about THAT army.mod.uk/join/20145.aspx
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Dominique Moore @DominiqueMoore
#SIA #CHANDELIER #ONREPEAT #CHOOOOON instagram.com/p/qMESuZryJu/
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Sarah Churchwell @sarahchurchwell
Three hours after we departed St Pancras, I'm still in England. This is going well. #eurostar
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Rajiv Nathwani @rajivnathwani
40 Maltby St now does dinner too - best news all week. Happy Birthday to the brilliant @joelycett. pic.twitter.com/BbZwHPZNh3
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Will Wood @MMWillWood
Come on @YorkshireTea, give us a year's supply of tea! #teaonletour pic.twitter.com/HhxXWomIPk
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Susan Calman @SusanCalman
@joelycett happy birthday you handsome man!!! See you soon for snogs xxx
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Dan @D7Canton
@joelycett happy birthday, hope you have a good day
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Sonchi Menendez @Sonchimenendez
Feliz cumpleaรฑos @joelycett and Walrus! wish you both a day full bad deeds and bubbles! Xxx pic.twitter.com/FSbxohlsnn
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Aisling Bea @WeeMissBea
@adambloomie2 @joelycett @midnightbeastuk @EricLampaert @CeliaPacquola @BobbyMair Aw! here's other lolmemories: pic.twitter.com/ZQGQcNDynf
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Max and Ivan @maxandivan
Tis @joelycett's birthday! The Duchess lives another year! Let there be rejoicing in the streets!
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CAN comedy @CANcomedy
@SarahMillican75 @joelycett happy birthday joe
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Mark Weinman @markweinman
@joelycett hippy biddy u sexy beast
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Anna Lowman @annawaits
@joelycett as befits Peter Lint. Happy Birthday!
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Cherie. @sofckingchuffed
@joelycett your twitter pic is mighty fine sir. Happy birthday
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Adam Bloom @adambloomie2
@joelycett @WeeMissBea @midnightbeastuk Wonderful memory.
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Brett Goldstein @brettgoldstein
Happy birthday Sir @joelycett be good for goodness sakes........
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Will Wood @MMWillWood
A huge, Hall Green in Birmingham sized happy birthday to @joelycett, one of the finest gents & humans on earth
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Jim Davidson @JimDOfficial
@BBStandUp @joelycett Happy birthday to Joe. He was great on "Just a minute"
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Aisling Bea @WeeMissBea
It's only bloody my great friend, confidante & clay pigeon shooting partner @joelycett's BIRTHDAY! FACKIN ENJOY MATE! pic.twitter.com/ts9wbEKoDS
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Ellie Lee @EllieLee9
@joelycett happy birthday!!
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Lost in Fangorn @Kinsale42
@joelycett happy birthday!
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Gemma Coles @GemmaTrusty
@joelycett happy birthday!
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Ramon @Theouare
@joelycett as it is your birthday : EPIC WIN!!!! #congratsJoe
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Linz Santoro @Hulseye
@joelycett merry happy beefs! You look fabulous #wispa
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David Morgan @thisisdavid
@joelycett Happy Birthday xxx ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿ†
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Suzi Ruffell @suziruffell
@joelycett happy birthday lovely man. See you soon xx
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Sarah Millican @SarahMillican75
@joelycett oh it's your birthday!! Let's celebrate with a cream tea on Wed xxxxx
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Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar
@joelycett happy birthday sweetcheeks. Your booty needs no further explanation.
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Kerrie Thomason @KerrieThomason
@joelycett happy birthday baby gurl x
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Elli Meyrick @ElliMeyrick
@joelycett you caramel tart. . Happy birthday.
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Lydia Slaughter @lydzslaughter
@ameliaslaughter The legend that is @joelycett is playing at @TheComedyCellar on 8th Dec. We have to get tickets :) #lolz
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becca moody @moodybecca
@joelycett wtf is this joe creepy shit not cool happy birthday freako x
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Scott Prince @ScottPr1nce
@joelycett Happy Birthday dude. You once replied to a hash brown joke you later deleted.... Happy birthday ! X
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Andy Johnstone @AJ_90s
@joelycett top tweet. Enjoy ya wispa
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Lyle Russell @thelylerussell
@joelycett and may it be a memorable Wispa
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Josequeen @pheenyboddle
IM GOING ON THE CORRIE TOUR
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Adam Kay @amateuradam
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's an ophthalmology appointment.
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Lee Mountjoy Casting @Leemountjoy
Fab night at @AperolSpritzUK pic.twitter.com/lC5AoXvMSs
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Sarah Powell @sarahpowell123
Woooooooo I passed 2nd year
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Josie Long @JosieLong
Being freelance really comes into its own on days like these.
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Jamie Demetriou @Mcmetriou
How much does fish cost?
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Carl Donnelly @CarlDonnelly
Nothing ruins your day more than attempting to make beans on toast for breakfast but accidentally opening up a can of whoopass on yourself
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Paul Litchfield @MrPLitchfield
In other news: Everything else.
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JACK ROOKE @jackrooke
@joelycett you'll like this i reckon buzzfeed.com/ashleyford/32-โ€ฆ
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AJ ODUDU @AJOdudu
So fresh, So clean
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The Pin @thepincomedy
Anyone driving to Glasto?
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Trouteyes @trouteyes
Last night a bidet saved my life.
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Gag Reflex @gag_reflex
Tonight sees @TheDNightingale preview his #edfringe show @ThePleasance at 8pm. Merely five of your pounds. Go. ON. ht.ly/ykP1v
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Iain Stirling @IainDoesJokes
Iโ€™m going to be taking over for an hour on @BBCR1 on 9th July! Tag your questions with #MyPlaylister. pic.twitter.com/KrZiqrqhkA
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Helen Lycett @momalycett
@BenPappyClark @joelycett Not as happy as I am, apparently!
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Helen Lycett @momalycett
@constanceblanc @joelycett Comedy mums are used to this kind of exploitative behaviour.
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missladyv @missladyv1
@joelycett too late already seen the American tweet ;)
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cutie von pickleface @allfleshisgrass
@joelycett "In American" omg.
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Trouteyes @trouteyes
cuddle

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Sonchi Menendez @Sonchimenendez
#ARGvsSUI GOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAZOOOOOO Q MANERA D SUFRIR CARAJO
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It's Sad When... @ITSSADWHEN
IT'S SAD WHEN YOU BRING HOME SOME FLOWERS FOR YOUR WIFE AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A WIFE AND YOU'RE CLUTCHING A TRAFFIC CONE FILLED WITH HAMMERS.
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Daniel Maier @danielmaier
Wow. Nadal out of Wimbledon without me saying even once that he looks like Tom Cruise in a wind tunnel full of farts.
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James Cook @jamesecook
Woman Gives Birth Outside Birmingham Primark: 'We wanted the birth to be in the same place as the conception' she said
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cpack @CeliaPacquola
@joelycett I like yours
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Charlie Baker @BakersTweet
WOW!!! #Wimbledon
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Rick Edwards @rickedwards1
been waving at this fucking toilet for about 15 minutes now. pic.twitter.com/TbDAXOghin
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Richard Osman @richardosman
It's really worth switching over from the football to the tennis for a minute #shockonthecards
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Will Wood @MMWillWood
"The number of times he cut in and hit the front man with his balls.โ€ Thank you Alan Shearer
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Multitude Media @MultitudeMedia
A fantastic 5* review from @GayTimesMag for #TheGlassSupper at @Hamps_Theatre gaytimes.co.uk/Interact/Blogsโ€ฆ
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Matthew Crosby @matthewcrosby
Better change my look. #Rolf
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Josequeen @pheenyboddle
Tipping point is on, I couldn't be happier
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Sofie Hagen @SofieHagen
@joelycett I could love you so hard! In a rob-a-bank-drive-into-the-sunset kinda way. Like a best friend, grandmother and lover all at once!
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Amie Buckley @AmieBettyB
@joelycett #turndownforwhat pic.twitter.com/cfLriJRpCg
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Justin Moorhouse @justinmoorhouse
@joelycett @andrewlawrence like your new boyband pic.twitter.com/tYLy2gXN8k
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Nick Helm @TheNickHelm
I just put lipstick and mascara all over my testicles. Pretty nuts.
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Friz Frizzle @FrizFrizzle
An amazing optical illusion. What you're seeing here is just four perfect circles pic.twitter.com/pJqUqBKO
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Yorks - Newhall St @YorksBakeryCafe
Get your #sunday #brew on ;) pic.twitter.com/pEGvGcFcJ4
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Trouteyes @trouteyes
This has been the most recent World Cup ever. Amazing.
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Matt Edmondson @MattEdmondson
@joelycett @BBCR1 *cries for eternity*
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Richard Osman @richardosman
@joelycett You mustn't Joe.
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Mark Weinman @markweinman
En route...birthday weekender has begun!
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Greg Cook @ImGregCook
Jimmy Savile wanted to be an actor, but he kept corpsing.
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Freddie Farrell @Freddie_Farrell
My show @ Brum Comedy Fest. Saturday Oct 4th. 830pm.
3 support acts. ยฃ2, yep ยฃ2 on a Sat.
1/2 gone already. Hurry!

wegottickets.com/event/278638
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Ian Moore @ianmodmoore
"A well-tailored suit to a woman is what lingerie is to a man." > Secretly worn at weekends you mean?
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afellowfollowa @afellowfollowa
We live in a world in which @joelycett and Sheila Hancock coexist. Well done us.
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Rufus Hound @RufusHound
Nice and lovely to see and meet @joelycett & @AJOdudu at @ScoundrelsUK tonight. And all you blogsters :-) pic.twitter.com/N7NqNxNwA8
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Henry Widdicombe @henrywiddicombe
@joelycett just ask them for a toke mate. Theyโ€™ll be superchilled.
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Christine Rose @xtine_rose
"Paul took hair-loss medication which made his penis shrink and change shape. Paul is here with his former girlfriend".No shit! #thismorning
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Ben Clark @BenPappyClark
Badults on at 11pm tonight, please watch I love this episode.
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Sharon Fox @FOXCancerCentre
great to meet @joelycett today !
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Charlie Baker @BakersTweet
@LittleMissFlo Sort of up to you love! X
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Tim Vine @RealTimVine
It's us an them. I mean it's the US anthem.
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Lay-Ee @layee
Turns out @aaronpaul_8 saying Xbox on in the new xbox ads actually just turned our xbox one on.
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Rose Johnson @rosejonse
Beehive: the aftermath pic.twitter.com/79td1xk3ZL
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Rhys Nicholson @rhysnicholson
@joelycett #anal
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Toby Hadoke @TobyHadoke
@MickFerry Oy: less of the "old" ;)
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Mick Ferry @MickFerry
@TobyHadoke shut up you old tart x
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Toby Hadoke @TobyHadoke
Gigging with @MickFerry tonight (in London for a change) & again in awe of his mastery. Absolutely top notch stand-up. Catch him if you can.
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Eleanor Thom @eleanorthom
@joelycett @bevtweetshere she's rather fond of you too!
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Jen Brister @JenBrister
So @TheIanCognito's got his pre show drink in... pic.twitter.com/UD6Bd5pHGY
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IAmBev @bevtweetshere
I'm delighted to announce I am now viral! Watch my mini-series here youtube.com/theofficialbevโ€ฆ. #iambev
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Brennan Reece @BrennanReece
Need these

00, 5, 35, 38, 42, 70, 93, 97, 101, 113, 170, 175, 207, 275, 282, 310, 313, 314, 362, 396, 405, 413, 431, 459, 462 #gotgotneed
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Josequeen @pheenyboddle
Pasty party at the pool
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Lou Sanders @LouSanders
I'm joking I've got tons of matches & I'm not even on Tinder #streetromance #somuchlovetogive
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Ryan Taylor @Ryan_Taylor_
@joelycett #TBT
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Alistair Barrie @AlistairBarrie
Less than four years til the World Cup!!!
61d               
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Danny James Clives @sbjavelinthrow
BRING ON @joelycett
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Danielle Ward @captainward
Uruguay have lovely torsos.
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MrsCalman @LeeCormack
@joelycett always a pleasure to watch the football and read your jokes pic.twitter.com/FjZ7lHvjej
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Chris Holliday @theholliday
GREAT. Whole VT on Joe Hart. Can't wait for the shower scene #WorldCup2014
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ellen @ellenorchard
Someone smells like wet farleys rusk biscuits on this bus...and I quite like it.
61d               
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Rhys James @rhysjamesy
@joelycett bucky isotope is great and you should not dismiss this achievement
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Katherine Ryan @Kathbum
@joelycett @AttitudeMag OMG #datenight
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Hannibal Buress @hannibalburess
Getting ready to hit Liv like .... pic.twitter.com/bNlphiZ8Qi
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Pasta Paul @PastaPaul
Fantastic evenin down @xsmalarkey tonight for @joelycett . @DeafInstitute Zoo and a bit of the Brazilian game before. pic.twitter.com/QLUcFRM4FF
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Katherine @M_K_Green
@joelycett lads, #lads, lads, lads! pic.twitter.com/zsVvBOVMuz
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ScrabbleGirl @Scrabble_Girl
@joelycett Sit on my fence.
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Al Reid @Alexxmufc
@joelycett #thatstheroast pic.twitter.com/7w9ab7iMiC
63d in reply to joelycett               
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HelenFrancesca @helenfrancesca
LADS LADS LADS. @joelycett

OMG. Hilarious.
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olilyttelton @olilyttelton
Ooh! Ooh! I know! Predator! MT @NYMag: Is Terry Richardson an artist or a predator? thecut.io/1kWNVHE pic.twitter.com/dJ1td7o3eO
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Tim Carey-Jones @tcmjuk6983
@joelycett surely not in this day and sage.
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#WhereWeAreTour @OMG1D_5
@joelycett @laurnyoung that's so funny I forgot to laugh
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Josequeen @pheenyboddle
@joelycett shags when he wants
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David Morgan @thisisdavid
Thank you to @joelycett for showing me the Perfect365 app. All photos with this from now on. ift.tt/1nkvnki pic.twitter.com/jW8vS9uyMF
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BeautySpotter. @BeautySpotterUK
@joelycett LOVE it!! ๐Ÿ’‹ Really channelling those Spring/Summer pastels! ๐Ÿ’• #bspotted
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Alfie Brown @ABrownComic
My new show Divorced From Reality (And My Wife) in Exeter at 9pm, Friday. Tickets here...

igniteexeter.org.uk/shows/divorcedโ€ฆ
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