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Lee Rigby's parents have been a picture of dignity in face of utter despair: 'It was two individuals. It was nothing to do with religion.'
. Why didn't you credit where those photos were originally published? CNN, more than a month ago...
Thanks to and today, I now know I’m middle-class enough to only get halfway through How Middle Class Are You quizzes
Please get me a job out there, and then a) I have a job out there and b) you have another friend out there.
If you looked at what people are wearing on Hong Kong's streets right now you'd think it was minus 10C. It's PLUS 10C
EXPLODES: A Wave of Violence Sweeps Iraq
RT RT WOW RT +2 RT Best. Thing. Ever RT Must-read RT Read this RT So much this RT This RT +1 RT Wow RT Ok so Buzzfeed just won the internet.
Was feeling festive so headline on expenses scoop has words "lord's" and "a-leeching" in it
Sometimes I write offensive tweets I save but never send. Here's one: What's this dumb Santa hat you idiots are wearing? You look stupid.
If Sam wins there'll be a cheer in the collections department of Grattan
"At least it's warm in here."
"Yeah, the inn is owned by Tory MP who uses his expenses to heat the stable," added Joseph.
What a pic. Awkward. RT : Delighted to see Chris Hadfield and Little Mix together on Sunday Brunch
You know the cricket's going really badly when Sky start showing how you can fry an egg on the pavement in Perth.
So farewell Nelson Mandela. First time I met you I trod on your toe. You forgave me.
No it was fluke. And it actually meant we kept going back there for little things, which is always a mistake
Just flicked back to ITV. How is this still on? There's only three of them
'Newsnight' is turning into an upper-middlebrow version of 'The One Show'
On Syria 'radicalising' "Is there anything Saudi Arabia can do?" --> Since when has Saudi been interested in stopping extremism?!
Ha look at Miliband's face “ Clegg must think it's his birthday -rubbing shoulders with Clinton ”
Fans these days... so fickle.
Great positive mental attitude, I like it RT “: Yes but Dave you now have your own personal boat.”
thank u, stupid spell check ": its Lord Joffe”
RT : Former X Factor judge Tulisa Contostavlos to be charged over the supply of Class A drugs
Lovely sky colour now around and
Ex serviceman Robert Argyle, passed away aged 92. No family to attend his funeral at Eastbourne Crem, 12/12/13 at 2pm RT
The best piccie is on Page 6, which clearly shows a rat clinging to a sinking ship. Shows rats are misrepresented re ships and sinking.
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TELEGRAPH SPORT: Group of death
Quite enjoyed that blustery drive into work. Like a carnival of leaves down Princess Parkway.
At the risk of sounding like the Daily Express, Britain may be battered by huge today. Here's map
You CLEVER sausage! Bloody well done :)) x
I'm in love. Bollywood's pwns a journalist expecting her to keep quiet about India's oppression of women:
In newsrooms throughout the land, eyes turn to the middle-aged ex Maoist subeditor in the corner. TELL US EVERYTHING
Am told by senior (male) Iranian journo that Tehran media choose their people on merit, hence lots of women. The government - not so much.
RT : Lingering in bookshops is a forbidden luxury for women in Pakistan.
Is this the worst Question Time ever? Whatever, it's not helping my chances of staying awake for the cricket...
Could seriously not rustle up 2 media types in the whole of Manchester? Tbh it's nice not to have my usual smarmy/hysterical peers on
Troops in A'stan looking increasingly likely. Looks like my "no troops" prediction was wrong. Despair. Oh look, a puppy on Buzzfeed!
Church of England General Synod backs new proposals which could see final approval for women bishops by next year.
'Stop being weird and vote yes' , Canon puts it bluntly to on
Interesting from the : new gifting service "allows FT subscribers to share up to 10 articles per month through email to non-subscribers"
Finally caught up with the first episode of series 3 of
Gravity is nearly - nearly - an all-time classic. *shakes fist at Hollywood*
Planning a new top secret exciting media project with . So far we've written Will.I Am on the back of a paper plate. Good work.
“: As they meet next week to discuss how to keep calm what would you send?”<-onesies for all delegates
Ridiculous,isn't it? RT :Youtube is blocked,but hate accounts used to coordinate terror attacks r perfectly acceptable.Good job
I face 6 ball from Steyn and I no out. Hafeez face 6 ball from Steyn then he out 4 time and 2 underwear change.
Or become your own dentist! With books!
And this is why it pays to leave work early
Progressives in west need to stop seeing Imran Khan as one of their own. Now an apologist for Taliban and too weak to criticise terrorists.
They are welcome to it. It is going to be a very poor liveblog
Gilgit after sundown. Always feels homely!
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he's still going. Looks about 25. As though he's spent the last 30 years trapped inside... some kind of cartoon
A big hello to , a man from Virginia who spends his entire twitter life telling people they've confused him with
Excellent piece. “: MT Hakimullah Mehsud Obituary - By - The Guardian
I want to send across some mithay chowl to them.
I would never boot him. What a suggestion Riazat!
"Hajj a fancy a trip to Saudi?" "Um - rah'd prefer to stay at home thanks. That place drives my wife crazy."
Brilliant > RT : Winter's must-have accessory: via
The prospect of a trans-Atlantic Alitalia flight fills me with roughly as much dread as would a trans-Atlantic Mauritania Airways flight.
The Old Bailey Brooks trial Twitter ruling: those in court can email editors who can Tweet. Reporters can't Tweet directly from court.
A nuclear bomb could go off in London and twitter would be full of northerners saying "We get nuclear bombs up here all the time..."
Lou Reed has died just in time to make a lot of Halloween masks seem topical
. Is coding blogging? Is payment journalism? Will Snowfall save longform editing? Do you believe in life after love?
Royal christenings, privatisation and now a big storm. This is turning into an 80s tribute year.
Frightening scenes - Waitrose already running out of essential supplies
Dear Followers I understand there are now over 10 million of you! I thank you with all my heart and ask you to continue praying for me
A rare for those who missed : - two v special people.
When hypochondriacs get diagnosed with bad things do they do a massive air punch and get all told-you-so?
The Washington Post says that the CIA regularly briefed you about Drone attacks when you were ambassador in DC. Is that true?
yes I found that when I dropped it lightly in reference to myself in a BBC office and got HORRIFIED looks.
I pray during most Spurs games :-)
A colleague of mine pronounced 'banal' to rhyme with 'anal' the other day. Do with that what you will.
Ah, the 'signature' for those famous strikes: "assassination training, sparring, push-ups and running."
"Pakistan’s tacit approval of the drone program has been one of the more poorly kept national security secrets..."
Spells and curses:
FUN FACT: LEONARDO DA VINCI INVENTED CAPS LOCK IN 1576 BUT IT WAS SUPPRESSED BY THE POPE, WHO FEARED CAPITAL LETTERS AS SINFUL EXTRAVAGANCE
2013: 's dinner for last night. 1950: Sec Acheson's dinner for PM Liaquat Ali Khan.
you have pre father angst. this shit wont matter when there's real shit
Read a piece in Times2 this morning: a 28 year old complaining about feeling inadequate. "You're 28 and are writing in the Times" I thought.
Modern Pavlov: House prices story in papers on Monday morning means thousands of Londoners visit Rightmove & primelocation in joy/despair
Ek toh we keep 'rebirthing' Pakistani cinema every 5 years.
IKEA or Death: ... My score was disturbingly high 'tcallmeBilly
Whatever you do don't offer the empty seat to Jo Swinson
What about a topical game based on slightly desperate crowdsourcing?
Vogue: "We'll need a new fashion editor soon". *12 underpaid girls arrive at work early for six months, with cakes*. "Oh, I know, Kate Moss.
Things I learnt on Eid: every 3rd person is opening a think tank in Islamabad. Please do a service & stick to buying designer lawn
The Independent's Pink List always motivates me to crack on and work harder. I might walk to the shop in a bit. Anything is possible.
Sunday London transport you surpass yourself. Three hours from one side of town to the other.
Louis: "You're like a little Tim Minchin"
I'm so jet lagged, genuinely afraid this may be the last thing I hear before I go under for three days.
Louis: “You couldn’t hear a pin drop.” THAT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT LOUIS.
'I take your comments on bird'. good freudian slip. I think I know why this guy entered
Wow. That's Gary swallowing a lot of employment law there.
embarrassment + fury = the Great British Condition. Complete package by knowing exactly what you should've done 30 mins later.
I dunno. They’re always in danger of getting dumped when people realise how crap they are
Thank gawd its Friday.... Somewhere this weekend there will be a negroni the size of a swimming pool and I will dive right in.
heal the world, make it a better place, for you and for me and the entire human race *lighters*
Just seen a "Jesus Loves You" t-shirt and my quivering atheist sensitivities are offended. Cry harassed and let slip the dogs of war.
p.s. Coolio also cooked tea for the Preston students VIDEO
The 25 Whitest Things That Have Ever Happened via
MP Chloe Smith: "I couldn’t help but laugh when Newsnight rang offering me a ‘sensible’ interview with Jeremy Paxman about my next move"
YES I DID: I got one past goalpost-moving badgers in 'Owen Paterson's Badger Penalty Shootout'! How about you?
. -interested to know how you define foreigner...? Would that include me, Strauss, Trott, Prior, Justin Rose, Froome, Mo Farah?
This. Is. Amazing. RT : PLAY: The best computer game featuring George Osborne. Ever
RT : What is the Higgs boson? explains using ping pong balls, sugar and a tray - video
Pamela Geller strongly endorsing Tommy robinson's decision and puts up pic of her, Robert Spencer, Kevin Carroll entitled "the fab four"
Norman Baker new Home Office minister on Wato. On David Kelly says its history lets move on. On Home Office I'm perfectly convinced I fit in
Diane Abbott reportedly sacked this am. h-t
100 influential journos covering conflicts. Most arabs on list females: & I
Point being that was moved to tears not cos CERN had found his particle, but cos of what it meant to those in the room around him.
After the immigration posters row it seems Lib Dem Home Office minister Jeremy Browne is the one being told to "Go Home"
We're holding a series of events to encourage more female presenters into local radio
of course Shan Masala can do some subtle rebranding to win back public opinion by renaming themselves as Shan Malala
Just in: Balochistan Assembly adopts resolution calling to rename Arabian Sea as 'Baloch Sea'
"You want a hot body? You want a Bugatti? You want a Maserati? You better work bitch."--Britney Spears and also Marx's Labor Theory of Value
Reshuffle appears to have effectively started during . Is nothing sacred?
General Kayani decides to retire. Here's a flashback, Tumblr style.
V.proud of for finishing 13th (out 6,500 women) in Royal Parks half-marathon in 1hr 28m. Only started running 18 months ago
What is a person from London called?
Why don't you just switch off your tv set and go out and do something less boring instead...
RT : World's deadliest journos: MT : MoI: In past 24 hrs, AFP conducted several successful joint clearance ops.
Sinead oconnor should wait 2 weeks before writing her next letter to Miley so she can start with "it's been 7 hours and 15 days"
Indeed. I have door stepped John McCririck FOUR TIMES this week (this is true)
50 Buzzfeeds To Buzzfeed Your Buzzfeed
LOLz. RT Battle of TV news suits in Zurich.. like walking into a Swiss Topman.
We can't say young pop stars are bland, then moan when they go batshit. I want to get a brass hand fitted and kill a dog on TV.
WE ARE WINNERS
WE QUALIFIED TO 2015 WORLD CUP
MUBARAK TO ALL NATION
Celebratory gunfire has resumed in Laghman province. Hundreds dancing, Afghanistan, Afghanistan!
Come on Afg. We can do this
Whole country is waiting for today match against Kenya .evening the celebration will be on top around the country.
Mark Urban at Paul Mason Newsnight leaving do: "This bar offers Newsnight loyalty card - attend 4 leaving dos + you get free drink at 5th."
Love this by on London. "This is a city which exists permanently at the end of its tether"
When Bilawal calls other people burgers for opposing the proposed social app proscription he's trying to identify himself as a 'BAN kebab'.
Dear Burgers, Sorry abt Skype/Viber/Whtsapp. Excuse us while we catch some terrorists and save some lives. SMS for 3months. Sincerely BBZ
reminds me of this classic
Pigeon sales may go up! Kabootar ja ja ja, pehlay pyar ki pehli chitthi....
I just gave an interview to Ch 4 news suggesting that Paul Dacre is fired or he should resign form the Daily mail over the EM affair
Inshaa Allah we will shortly be posting a list of frequently asked questions for those who sincerely seek answers. Watch this space.
Just arrived in Manchester. Conference security is, er, a bit tighter than at Labour...
A recently departed mufti of a powerful Gulf kingdom claimed the sun revolved round the earth? Fatwa or false?
Looks like I spoofed the NYT article about the division of the Mideast before it was written
: is hiring a deputy foreign editor, based in London. h/t
Yes, on reflection I'm being unfair to Lovejoy. Arthur Daley/Dennis Waterman?
:-) Then it's settled. You continue using 'bird' & I'll use 'Giles'. Everyone will know what we both mean, & everyone's happy! X
The man 'too handsome' for Saudi is in the studio - let us know if you guys need tea?
it's 'honouring' Timothy. If you can't spell simple words we have no future
Just spent an hour discussing whether dog yoga or 'doga' is offensive to Hindus. My surreal life on the radio
Has there ever been a more Daily Mail headline?
Discovered entire season 3 of on iTunes for £11. Just relived ' salty rum babas. TV bliss.
"The Feminine Mysteak," by Betty Fried-ham
Released next month - Srinath Raghavan's new book, '1971: A Global History of the Creation of Bangladesh'
So wants office for TTP ala Taliban Doha offc. Why doesnt he offer his Zaman Park res for it like wht Qataris did.
Think Imran Khan's idea for Taliban office is brill. They'll sit all day in front of computers, FBing, Twittering, jehad bhool jaian gai
Like exam results day with lederhosen
Everything "Orwellian" say idiots.
Talk of this island off Gwadar that only temporarily emerges following disasters is quite the metaphor for the hope of reform in the region.
Just seen a man wheel a bath into a flat using a stolen shopping trolley. Winner.
From the pictures today, looks like they wheeled out those tall policemen again for the sentencing of 6'3" Bo Xilai
I also love how (same link) almost every piece of New Labour factional warfare by book serialisation went a bit Wile E Coyote
Hopefully they were veiled when "doing" jihad. RT I suppose Hague will provide aid to these sex Jihadis! …
Did you expect Sébastien Ogier to dominate the WRC this year & do you think it will be a hollow victory without Loeb's presence?
do u no what time mccols close on a friday night?
When you go Dacampoing do you Dacampo in Dacampo van or a tent?
The most stunning thing about the Godfrey Bloom debacle is the news that Ukip have a whip
If there is a god, someone will have produced a Sluts/Slags Godfrey Bloom dance remix by day's end.
Wow. Godfrey Bloom says he visited prostitutes and said it was like going for a curry following an after-work drink
Lady in shop: didn't I see you last night?
Me:Possibly. What was that in?
Lady: In...the street.
I'm now officially an arse.
"It's ridiculous to think NHS staff can treat patients while wearing a veil." Another Matt classic: :
Ben Wegg-Prosser? Damian Mcbride? It's like today's papers have been taken over by a 2006 version of the Sealed Knot
Two big exclusives tonight: Blair/Brown emails and Assad says civil war can't be won
'BUT I WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE!!!' from on - must be the most compelling argument I've heard on veil debate. Or not.
"If this is economic success for Britain, what would failure look like?" - spot on from
Breaking: A cement mixer has collided with a prison van on the M1 north of London. Police are looking for 15 hardened criminals.
Pure genius. Read it, now. -- How To Write For Or Against U.S. Intervention In Syria … by &
generally too horrified by movies/TV shows about journalists to watch. My TV gets too sticky from the popcorn I throw at it.
He's already all but said that the UN report and the UNSC decisions aren't important, so what information?
'Trust me on this' - David Cameron, 2013. 'Trust me on this' - Tony Blair, 2003.
.'s ingenious - open market where anyone can sell images for commercial use - is a month old:
This is a conspiracy against Amir Liaqat by all channels. They are trying to top him since he broke the People's Meter.
More things should be Buffy RT : Game Of Thrones opening recut in the style of Buffy. Basically perfect.
In 3 years we've had to cut 500 rings off people's fingers - if it doesn't fit, don't force it (yes, that was fingers)
At dr amir liaqat's aftar show...fml!!! and He is a jerk!
The most highly respected news organisation in the world, has been showing live pictures of a door for the last 11 minutes.
“: The Middletons arrived by taxi. ” OH MY GOD
Llongyfarchiadau mawr i Heini Gruffudd ar ennill gyda'i lyfr Yr Erlid - hanes teulu Kate Bosse-Griffiths adeg yr Ail Ryfel Byd
Me, when I see girls using offensive and abusive language. ALWAYS.
Congratulations to dear friend & colleague who is joining .Look forward to hearing her in the morning