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Our seat is reserved guys.
AUC won't let you pay a parking ticket if you are carpooling. And I think this is absolutely genius.
Egypt in a nutshell right now. "Are you pro-Sissi or a terrorist" - "Are you Pro-Morsi or an infidel."- "I'm hungry."
Alexandria-Egypt beach in 1950's
Govt. Source: Decision to suspend Bassem Youssef's show badly reflects on government, and does not represent govt's views.
Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! -The Joker
I started a website for female drivers. It kept crashing
ماكنتش حلقة في برنامج يا جدعان.
It's almost like Bassem Youssef orchestrated 30/6 to get curfew imposed on Fridays so you literally cannot avoid watching his show.
Partying in Gouna is awesome if you're a pedophile
If you add "/zip" after an imgur album, you will download a zipped version of the whole album.
The Crackle app will let you stream movies and TV shows for free on your iPhone or iPad
The first iPhone was actually invented in 1983 and looked like this:
الفرجة علي أفلام بليل في الشتا بتبقي أحلي من الصيف.
I'm sitting on grass,smoking a cigarette and thinking about all the ones who screwed me and thanking god they are no longer here
"Elbent elly t7ot fbo2aha segara t7ott fbo2aha ay 7aga."
He was playing his guitar in the park. A crowd gathered to listen. "I don't want an audience," he cried. Everyone left. Then he felt lonely.
oh my god how I met your mother is back. I hope the two kids on that show finally make out already.
No, this isn't heaven. It's just a hotel called White in Greece
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words. Calvin and Hobbes
Scientists are researching a drug that reduces alcohol levels in blood, which could be used to sober people up in a very short time.
Day 7 of cycling:
From Nasr City to Heliopolis Club, went for a swim then cycled back. W 3adalet teezy shadet.
My maid likes talking to my cat about the ikhwan.
Order McDonald's for breakfast. Answer the door wielding an AK47, wearing a helmet and a kevlar vest. Tip him well.
Mother do think she's good enough for me
Mother do think she's dangerous to me
Mother will she tear your little boy apart?
Pessimists live in La2la2-land.
king's cross station, platform 9. for all the harry potter fans in London.
- wana kaman.
- Wenty kaman eih?
- Aywa keda.
if superman where to fight the hulk and goku intervenes, how will it play out??... — Goku wins hahahaha
In the depths of despair...that's where i ve met you
So the MB wanna allude us to a coup in the coup..
I wanna smoke their shit
We live in a very confusing political scene in where the only 'pundit' who got this right all along was Tawfik Okasha
mashi khaly balak men nafsak and I hope to see you soon <3
"He's really nice and he's not fat..." :| seriously some girls just have it coming to them
Did you know that if you scream bloody mary in your mirror at 3 am, your mom's going to wake up and tell you to shut the f*ck up. Hahah
La sa7 e7na gayein netkalem 3ala tayarat masr lel tayaran ahh.
A message from the Egyptian people to the world 30th of june 2013 A gate...: via VIDEO
I'm finally done with what proved to be a bitch of a semester.
I met with my old friend after such a long time, we spent good time staring at our phones.
": I will not grow up. You cannot make me. –Peter Pan"
كنت حابب أتأكد إن أنا مش سكران فاقولت أصورها =))
Make the big decisions as if they were the little ones and the little ones as if they were the big ones.
I bought a dog once and named him 'Stay'. "Come here, Stay." He's insane now.
Fee tweets hena te7ess keda wenta bte2rahom en el katebhom metawwel dofr soba3 eedo el soghayyar.
When cocoa meets vanilla.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it..
Just because I lived in Gouna doesn't make me your travel agent wallahi
I love these two! AUC talent show'13.
Monica: You bought a boat?
Jill: Yeah, but it wasn't for me, it was for a friend.
Chandler: Boy did we make friends with the wrong sister!
Assailants Gun Down Syrian Official
Heaven is a place on earth, Maldives.
Prepare to feel very bad about yourself.
Welcome to the good life where we like the girls who ain't on TV cause they got more ass than the models.
The rule is you can wear fur as long as you are holding a giant turkey leg from universal citywalk
people who invite me to events on facebook when they know i study in cyprus, do you forget or do you just like being assholes ?
Good morning Aswan. View from my room. Dear please it's
"I don't take shit from no one."
لو كل واحد بيموت جماعته هاتسميه شهيد و كل بلطجي جماعته هاتسميه مجاهد يبقي المليونية الجاية حرب أهلية..
Its the nights like this that I truly miss.
Olly Murs - Troublemaker ft. Flo Rida (Cover) - Tambouly ft. OB&Timmy featuring my cuz aka timmy VIDEO
Egypt was not ready for anything. Wala 7ata lel fash5a eli a5adet-ha.
'I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down in words how wonderful life is now you're in the world'
Look how ugly Kate Upton looks like without make-up.
yesterday I asked for a happy meal and they wouldn't give me a toy and it was the unhappiest meal I've ever had
OOOOOOOOOOOOO THATS MY JAHMMMMM RT : your songs on hahaha
Hey! I looked for you guys yesterday, wanted to say hi! Sorry I obviously couldn't talk when you came in :D
David Parker Ray was a Serial Killer, he had built a $100,000 torture chamber in his home just like "Jigsaw" from "Saw" movies.
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA picture says it all!!! #229
My tombstone will read: "I had a near-death experience first."
The joy of late orders! Free apology Tiramisu!
You know that feeling you get when you lean too far back in a chair before you fall? That feeling. All the time.
هابي فلنتين يا حيات قلبي .
Lil Wayne was just 15 when he had his first kid.
I wish I had a friend like me.
Another piece at the Art Gallery. Robert Hitle made these houses and used them realisticly as houses in his photos.
This was at my university's gallery. It's called "Prayer House" -By: Robert Hitle
That moment when 10 year olds have a better phone than you.
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
lol I love not understanding your tweets
You don't realize your full potential till people who constantly bring you down leave you the fuck alone.
Find what you love and let it kill you.
What are you currently addicted to? — I need your love - Ellie Goulding and Calvin Harris
So come with me, where dreams are born, and time is never planned - Peter Pan
Caught between the dreams of reality and the reality of dreaming
Unhappy with Oscar nominations? “Driving Miss Daisy” won Best Picture the year “Do the Right Thing” wasn’t even nominated.
Olly Murs - Troublemaker ft. Flo Rida (Cover) - Tambouly ft. OB&Timmy: via Not only is it good it's also funny VIDEO
ana shayef enak tale3 comedian w tale3 tehes 3alena!
Had a great time tonight with and . Its been a while..
Happy Birthday ! Have a great one bro
calm down Al Pachino'S !!
let me see it I'm doing one even before going in its amazing ill let you see it as soon as it's done
"Haha you're hilarious, why haven't I met you before? You're so interesting. Tell me more about you" - me to my ceiling when I'm 'studying'
LOOK WHAT I COME HOME TO! WHAT IS THIS!
A reminder of how much Egypt used to appreciate all types of Art. Because we will soon lose our Culture. Samia Gamal
About Today - The National
I eat a bag of chips by eating half a chip and giving my dogs the other half. If that's not unconditional love, I don't know what is.
Will u marry mee??? — Baby steps pleaseee.
I love my Mother, no matter what we go through, no matter how much we argue, because I know, at the end, she’ll always be there.
stop dreaming and go study, bitch.
This is for the ones that always end up loving more.
you are an inspiration, you persist on following your dreams and not listen to anyones negative bullcrap, for that I respect you
Tupac's code of THUGLIFE states that: All new Jacks to the game must know: He’s going to get rich; He’s going to jail and He’s going to die.
Meanwhile in Harvard, a student club dedicated to 'kinky sex' will be set up on campus.
The Beatles sound like the past, Led Zeppelin the present and Pink Floyd the future. All three are needed to balance the Universe.
wa7eshny neyaka mazbara fel a7a
I now get why some guys join the folklore. They are getting a lot of boobies shaked in their faces. Yes! Directly at the face!
Karma is when you throw a banana in Mario Kart and you end up slipping on it.
My remote control is older than some of you.
The Thrill - Wiz Khalifa Cover Remix (Official Fan Video) OB&Timmy: via VIDEO
You guys, check this video out and spread the love. VIDEO
"Have you been drinking, ma'am?" "No, this is just how we drive back in Egypt"
KASHMIR KASHMIR KASHMIR KASHMIR!!! Even Plant in 88' confirmed that it's the ultimate Zeppelin Song
Been shooting all week our is coming up tmr I wonna thank everyone on our video, means alot to us<3
Darth Maul is half the Sith he used to be.
When someone else's happiness is your happiness, that is love.
I'm always there for you as long as you need nothing.
Ya ged3an heya kelmet "enta makosomaksh abl keda" deh ezay 7elwa awy keda?!
The A team - Ed Sheeran ( cover remix): via VIDEO
. u should sell cigarettes at ur drive thrus. quit frontin w apple slices & parfaits & shit
eh dah tl3t fanan wna ma3rfsh :P
el 2 songs 7elwen awi (Y) :D
Most awesome lighter ever! For Pokemon lovers! <3 via
You guys were amazing today!!!!! . :)
"I'm going places, I promise. Now watch me"
The Weeknd - The Zone ft. Drake: via VIDEO
@ISlevin_ I will destroy Earth before that is ever produced.
Evil (n): when ur mother te3mel aklet samak for the family coming to visit u after u just had surgery knowing that you can't eat anything.
My bro just finished recording his song, show support guys, much appreciated VIDEO
It's The Neighbourhood kind of morning.
cool cover, keep it up guys.
How to love - Lil Wayne (cover): via plz share on facebook and retweet on twitter VIDEO
Music you enjoy is just the right songs finding you at the right time in your life.
Worse than unfunny people? Unfunny people who think they are funny.
"This is a Mickey Mouse university." - My History professor. <3
Why do I need to take a test for my driver's license? The real driving test is driving in Egypt and staying alive.
Me and Timmy having a new song that's out tmr
That's not disgusting at all lol
on your morning jukebox BLACKSTREET - No Diggity on The Wake Up Call. Enjoy!
"@DatDudeTyrone: I WARE A WATCH ON MAH DICK SO DA BITCHES KNOW WHAT TIME IT. IS"
I go to Auc, you go to Auc... Y Ü NO SEE ME ?!
The revolution man, it ruined everything! RT “: Why are the flies in Egypt hornier and bigger than ever?”
Today's before bed tune is Pink Floyd's Hey You !<3
ALL HUMAN RELATIONSHIPS ARE DESTINED TO FAIL
Baby Come Home - The Neighbourhood
I want a Rolls Royce. I'm not greedy I'll settle for the Ghost.
ye2olak i love Eminem awi.. which songs ya beta3 el rap?? ye2olak lose yourself, not afraid, we the real slim shady
*Harry Potter is on*
Mom: Should I watch it now or from the beginning?
Me: 3ady now
Mom: Meen Dumbledore, el madrasa?
Me: Mama etfy 7alan!
Drugs - Lil Kim ft. Biggie
"YOU DIDN'T USE A CONDOM! STOP BLAMING ME FOR EVERYTHING!" - A casual line in arguments with my parents.
if you're into Swedish House Mafia you HAVE to listen to their album.
If you watch all the movies from the SAW movie franchise, it'd take you a total time of 666 minutes.
Hosni Mubarak and Friends 1981 – 2011
"You aint gonna realize what you got till its gone" - Snoop Dogg
Everyone be safe during -- Stay inside and look at girls in yoga pants.
Everyone's freaking out about the power outages, and I'm just like, "pshh, Morsy prepared me well for this."
Guys Manchester won. If you don't like it suck my dick. It'll help you shut up!
That awkward moment when you realize that Osama Bin Laden was a CIA agent in the 1980s.
reading about occult history and World War II
ya ro7i, albi, kol Sana wenta tayib :)
"We're a team. We could travel the world together. We could try out for the amazing race."
Baby heaven right now is a devil or angel away.
Everything will always be better last year.
Looking through pictures of my parents Hajj trip makes me wish I was with them. Inshallah they enjoy it and
It's always nice to sit with a group of people who barely know anything about you. What's better is when they do but don't care.
STAR WARS ON THE BEACH!!!!!!! <3<3<3