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Alan CooperSan Francisco CA, Petaluma CA2010-01-11
@MrAlanCooper1,712 days
Software Alchemist. President of Cooper, 'Father of Visual Basic,' inventor of design personas, produced 'the first serious business software' for PCs
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Laughing Squid @LaughingSquid
Man Immediately Drops the First iPhone 6 Sold in Perth, Australia During Television Interview laughingsquid.com/man-immediatel…
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Patrick Neeman @usabilitycounts
#uxdrinkinggame When you need to install an update to uninstall the program, drink uxdrinkinggame.com/drink/when-you…
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ArtRebels @ArtRebelsInfo
@MrAlanCooper the writing is on the wall
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jeff @freyley
@MrAlanCooper @MateusCaruccio @diogogoebel science (at least, discovery) isn't well known for being estimatable either.
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umair haque @umairh
The world has always been trying to declare independence from the British. And their goddamned pies.
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Heather @hlanthorn
.@MrAlanCooper @PublicSphereWB @3ieNews Thanks for inspiring!
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Peter Monks @pmonks
If you didn’t watch this as a kid, you were badly deprived: youtube.com/watch?v=CdE-fN… #awesome
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Heather @hlanthorn
MT @PublicSphereWB: Avatars to improve design? @hlanthorn on having #stakeholders at table ow.ly/BoUpO cc @MrAlanCooper @3ieNews
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Dale Emery @dhemery
@coreyhaines @Morendil Yes. Lately my coaching focuses almost entirely on naming. My mantra: Name every idea clearly.
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Adam Savage @donttrythis
Working on the ORIGINAL Artoo Detoo! You can see the smile I'm failing to suppress. #throwbackthursday @starwars pic.twitter.com/e6NO3ewlXw
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William Pietri @williampietri
Feel like you're not spending enough time debugging WiFi? Start using Bluetooth today! Even more WTF, and 70% more personal.
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Jonathan Korman @miniver
an orchard of iPhones

#collectivenouns

all-sorts.org/nouns/iphones
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Ms. Phelps @candaceps
@cooper I'm here! The long-awaited moment is here :-) there are so many people here who work in #ux!! pic.twitter.com/mVYaYmKlek
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Ron Jeffries @RonJeffries
Must. Shut. Down. Social. Media.

First these pictures of squirrels ...
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Pinboard @Pinboard
They say if you look through Google glasses at an iWatch, it will show you the day you will die
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Justin Fox @foxjust
Lettucide: "65% of leafy greens don't make it to the plate. We're growing leafy greens to throw them away." @bigboxfarms #TechonomyDetroit
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Anya Kamenetz @anya1anya
"Corinthian has turned the American dream of higher education into an ongoing nightmare of debt and despair,” said @CFPB's Richard Corday.
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Pinboard @Pinboard
Taking a class on startups at Stanford is like getting your MFA in outsider art at the Rhode Island School of Design
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Anya Kamenetz @anya1anya
The @CFPB is suing Corinthian colleges for predatory lending, seeking $500million in relief.
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Gina Trapani @ginatrapani
How internet fame works (a video worth the trip): youtu.be/PmTUW-owa2w
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not Jony Fucking Ive @JonyIveParody
@MrAlanCooper Look at that shitty Chicago typography. 😕
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not Jony Fucking Ive @JonyIveParody
@MrAlanCooper Found this very fascinating. Side note: Should *I* be fucking worried? 😬
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CNA-hole @CNAComedy
Boss: "Where's your name badge?"

Me: ...at home.

"What's it doing there?"

Me: Having more fun than me.
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The Miller's Tale @JaneBadall
Hey ladies, you know all those tweets that say men find us sexy for our brains? We have vaginas and they're liars who think we're stupid.
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Matteo Lallone @iGriever
Jesus, there, I fixed your freaking fanboy smartphone comparisons! pic.twitter.com/9ZSoSByrEF
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KristoferA @KristoferA
@MrAlanCooper if minecraft makes a bunch of good future coders join MSFT instead of AMZN, GOOG, or (god forbid) facebook: good investment
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❝Mat Rosa❞ @mat_says
@MrAlanCooper Cuz all the cool kids are doin' it. And isn't it "boggles the mine?"
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Dale Emery @dhemery
asshole. n. One who drives as I do not dare.

idiot. n. One who dares not drive as I do.
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Matthew Inman @Oatmeal
The music industry in 4 images
theoatmeal.com/comics/music_i… pic.twitter.com/u6H2pLgjn2
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Dave Winer ☮ @davewiner
Comcast Allegedly Asking Customers to Stop Using Tor. We live in the Soviet Union. m.slashdot.org/story/207227
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Aral Balkan @aral
RT @mmurciato: How Andreessen Horowitz Is Disrupting Silicon Valley bit.ly/1m5EGYd

Disrupting us merrily towards digital feudalism.
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Nein. @NeinQuarterly
Montag walks into a bar. Orders a double. Bartender: "Bad day?"
Montag: "The worst."
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Tori @ETori
@MrAlanCooper And that is surprising to...?
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
I love @iamjohnoliver and want him to never go off the air, ever. Crucial, profane, brilliant & hilarious.
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Patrick Neeman @usabilitycounts
#uxdrinkinggame If you redesign boarding passes for fun, drink uxdrinkinggame.com/drink/if-you-r…
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Laura Cochran @cochranism
A little last minute prep before @copilotdcamp. Can't wait to channel @MrAlanCooper & create a better CMS #ux #hcd pic.twitter.com/QmNygjFa2o
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Bob MacNeal @BobMacNeal
Once is Happenstance.
Twice is Coincidence.
Thrice is Correlation.
Four times → The Science is Inconclusive.
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Lex Friedman @lexfri
This is our opus. But what if we're also peaking? pic.twitter.com/jYEiqnW7aQ
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Jen Myers @antiheroine
If anyone tells my daughter that women don't like programming, she'll think they're nuts. She hangs out with women programmers all the time.
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Al Billings @makehacklearn
@TravelingDad @zedlopez @MrAlanCooper Every trip to SF is a journey into magic (and poop, if by BART).
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Jonathan Korman @miniver
A terrific Burning Man vignette from @lydialaurenson

lydialaurenson.com/the-best-art-a…
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John Gurtz @changeup3
Im just gonna open up my skull and shove these into my brains. @morville @MrAlanCooper pic.twitter.com/YcXwBLZTSH
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Zed Lopez @zedlopez
@makehacklearn c. the '20's, train cars rolled directly on to ferries; mass transit from Berkeley->SF took no longer than BART today.
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Nein. @NeinQuarterly
A gentle reminder that Nihilism is not a philosophy. It's a value-added social media strategy.
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Karen McGrane @karenmcgrane
@MrAlanCooper Now that is a great essay right there.
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Nakata GLOBAL @Nakata_GLOBAL
I like your new book. @cooper @MrAlanCooper from Japan. Thank you. pic.twitter.com/wl8sfD39Va
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Chris Woodruff @cwoodruff
The new "About Face" edition from @MrAlanCooper is really good. Takes his concepts modern beyond software. The world is more complex today
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Robert Gorell @robertgorell
"OMIGOD, U2 has a new album! And I can download it for free!" ~Nobody With Any Taste Or Imagination, 2014
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Marty Cooper @Hombre_McSteez
Pool noodles have parties when nobody is around. See the endless noodle party loop on… instagram.com/p/s2lq6tBi9v/
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Liz Keogh @lunivore
"It's the Stanford prison experiment. With the best will, where there are Scrum Masters, there will be Scrum slaves." @jbrains #lascot14
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Hermanni Hyytiälä @hemppah
"Not only are employees disenfranchised from most policy decisions they lack the power to rebel against egocentric supervisors." -Gary Hamel
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James Keogh @JimmyUX
@usabilitycounts @MrAlanCooper just ordered a container load of propeller hats
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Patrick Neeman @usabilitycounts
@JimmyUX @MrAlanCooper The internet is truth. Always.
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Patrick Neeman @usabilitycounts
So few know good #ux, you could say wearing a propeller hat improves conversion rate, and they would do it.
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Cory Doctorow @doctorow
Elizabeth Warren asks why criminal bankers are too big to jail boingboing.net/2014/09/11/eli… pic.twitter.com/sG0vI0pFjq
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Freckles @PicklesnPickles
You can tell a lot about a woman by her panties. Like if they're around her ankles, does she ask you to pull'em up, or takem off.
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Jamie Hyneman @JamieNoTweet
While in New Zealand, I connected with a colleague from my days as a boat captain, and this photo surfaced. #tbt pic.twitter.com/foJ6mFcgHK
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Torbjörn Gyllebring @drunkcod
High trust companies outperform the general market. Emotionaly sound employes outperorm the average. It's financial. #lascot14
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Bucky Isotope @BuckyIsotope
I just called to say I love you
"Wrong number"
What?
"Wrong number"
I know that's you dad, I recognize your voice
"I SAID WRONG NUMBER"
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Michele Sliger @michelesliger
@MrAlanCooper Your sheep peeps?
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shauna @goldengateblond
That big building with books? It's a library. Pronouncing it "libary" means maybe you should stop by.
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Jonathan Korman @miniver
@usabilitycounts

The UX drinking game solves TWO problems:

+ Sobriety
+ Design
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Stuart Sipahigil @StuartS
@MrAlanCooper Indeed. Broken nose, cracked cheek bone for me. pic.twitter.com/Mbs2aZTzf3
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Michael S. @MickPumpkin
@MrAlanCooper what if ISIS was being played up by US hawks looking for a quick way to rebuild consensus vs a common enemy?
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Matt Barcomb @mattbarcomb
@MrAlanCooper she doesn't have the business end pointed down like he does...clearly more dangerous (not to mention future obesity)
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the pied piper @jeffreyvanclea1
My favorite age in kids is the second trimester
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Sarah Hopkins @seh
@MrAlanCooper Sad: similarity in commentary you hear regarding sexual assault cases. "Well, she shouldn't have taken those pictures."
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Sarah Hopkins @seh
@MrAlanCooper ...thought before click, "let me guess, money?"
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Thers @Thers
Apart from Andy Cuomo being an arrogant authoritarian lickspittle for the nasty rich, I have no problems with him
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Chris Noessel @chrisnoessel
In hand. pic.twitter.com/U1yPqw2OIJ
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Gabriel Snyder @gabrielsnyder
Theory #1: Apple wants to own the watch market. Theory #2: A watch is an intermediary to a new wearable ecosystem. I'm leaning to #2
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Mike Estee @mikeestee
@miniver ...i'd say know what *not* to build is their hidden core strength. @MrAlanCooper
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umair haque @umairh
You'd think the tech industry would have learned a single trick from Apple by now. Just a single tiny one. But no.
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Jonathan Korman @miniver
@MrAlanCooper

I will be designing that app, sir.
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Jonathan Korman @miniver
Tactile notification is no small thing.

Enough with this barbaric 20th century nonsense where my phone makes noise to get my attention.
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Adam Greenfield @agpublic
This is what I was begging my bosses at Nokia to do, BTW. For whatever that is worth. Very little, I guess.
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Daniel Jalkut @danielpunkass
What the hell is the big building outside Flint Center for?
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Pinboard @Pinboard
iWatch comes with gorgeous selection of Armani handbags to carry battery pack
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not Jony Fucking Ive @JonyIveParody
If you don’t clap and cheer when my product explanation video plays, I’ll remote wipe all your fucking devices. #AppleLive
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Renée Stephen @ReneeStephen
.@fassbender Let's live in a time loop where when we wake up each morning the province properly funds our educational system.
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Pinboard @Pinboard
Just a reminder that the Boeing 707, designed in the 1950s, remains the fastest airplane in passenger service today. Come on, Apple
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Ben Greenman @bengreenman
What if Apple's big announcement is "Don't get seduced by trivial technology—focus on real ideas and human priorities"?
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Jonathan Broad @jmbroad
@MrAlanCooper In fairness, it's a meritocracy *of* thieves.
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Rolf @rolfje
@cheshireoffice @cooper @boorbridges Oh dear. Another company without a budget for a proper ceiling. Hang in there guys.
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Saladin Ahmed @saladinahmed
I have to admit, the new iPhone is beautiful. pic.twitter.com/AZq3U74Zec
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umair haque @umairh
The only intelligent life in the universe burned their planet to a cinder for designer diapers. Thus proving there was no intelligent life.
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Jason @ReasonedDissent
@ZachGalifinak @MrAlanCooper Here's your magic man. pic.twitter.com/Lr34GPsis3
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umair haque @umairh
It never ceases to amaze me that Apple is one of maybe five companies in the world that have...taste. Like how hard is this, people?
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Zach Galifinakas @ZachGalifinak
Dear sidewalk, please get wider.. Sincerely, The third friend walking behind feeling excluded..
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Rob Beschizza @Beschizza
The mystery white building is full of whirring bloody saws and conveyor belts and journalist meat being cured on rusty chains.
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Alan Dayley @DayleyAgile
If I am not allowed to say "No" to your requests, all of my "Yes" answers are really only "Maybe." #Agile #Focus #Reality
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MiketheMadBiologist @mikethemadbiol
The Suburban Ponzi Scheme and Ferguson, MO wp.me/pZ9Pf-5QK
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Cheshireoffice @cheshireoffice
Today's #officeoftheday is the San Francisco HQ of @cooper by @boorbridges bit.ly/1tqN7f6 Great design guys! pic.twitter.com/qyHm1ZPQAz
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Hermanni Hyytiälä @hemppah
Unlearning is far more difficult than learning.
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Tyler Langan @UXDork
@MrAlanCooper Seriously, it might be THE best in terms of influence on me.
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Tyler Langan @UXDork
@MrAlanCooper I was thinking about it today and Inmates might be one of the best books I ever read (of 100+ nonfiction books).
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CandyPants @suzieQ0007
Fuck Jesus. He didn't even EXIST!

*sips juice box*

Now we wait.
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Patrick Neeman @usabilitycounts
Please Click and RT: If you have to tell someone he isn't the target audience, pound a shot uxdrinkinggame.com/drink/if-you-h…
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Brian Dils @briandils
Just found out that the 4th edition of @MrAlanCooper's About Face is out! I grab that and @kimgoodwin's book every time I start a project
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Meghana Bendre @meghana27
@MrAlanCooper There's outrage that you are against whatever it is!
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Marty Cooper @Hombre_McSteez
Fry Thief. vine.co/v/OzOq9WYtWBr
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Joël Walser @joewalser
Just read "The Inmates Are Running The Asylum" from @MrAlanCooper. 10 years old and still very informative!
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Scott Berkun @berkun
That's the big shame of corporate CEOs and executives: they often have less incentive to care long term than the rank and file.
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Dan Saffer @odannyboy
San Francisco’s housing crisis is really Silicon Valley’s housing crisis, because they’ve made it so undesirable for people to live there.
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Bob MacNeal @BobMacNeal
Spent 5 years, 7 months & 1 day curating this feed only to be replaced by @twitter's bubble sort algorithm.
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James Martin @Pundamentalism
Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office - I will track you down. You have my Word.
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Art Duszynski @artduszynski
@MrAlanCooper He's a clean old man.
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Nikki Glaser @NikkiGlaser
Some dude leaves Helen Hunt for a volleyball. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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Ta-Nehisi Coates @tanehisicoates
Grant--"I am heartily tired of hearing what Lee is going to do..."
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Jonathan Korman @miniver
Conservatives always worry that if we don't live exactly the way they like, civilization will collapse

examinedlife.typepad.com/johnbelle/2003…

@SuzieZUMO
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Jonathan Korman @miniver
I get the criticism "you think people deserve food and shelter just for existing" from libertarians all the time.

YES. Yes I do.

@3liza
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Bob Marshall @flowchainsensei
I think the twenty first century will be the century of not understanding the relationships between things.
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Marty Cooper @Hombre_McSteez
This Orange is happy its Friday! vine.co/v/Oup3MA1EDvl
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Bob MacNeal @BobMacNeal
Top 3 Reasons I Won't Promote Your Brand:
1. I eschew enumerated titles.
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Bob Marshall @flowchainsensei
“The professionalisation of procurement…ensures you don’t get what you need or want.” ~ John Seddon
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Ryan McLaughlin @ryanmclaughlin
Aww yiss. @cooper pic.twitter.com/q26hY95pYa
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Naomi Niles @NaomiNiles
One of the most influential books on my career got a new edition! amazon.com/gp/product/111… Thanks, @MrAlanCooper and co.
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Alex @pagamigo
Making a dev understand the implementation model vs user mental model: -Think of Scarlet Johansson in the movie "Her" /cc @MrAlanCooper :)
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kim lenox @uxKim
Thanks @gmail for sending 2 emails (of a larger thread) to junk mail - both came from @MrAlanCooper ...Not sure why he was singled out : /
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lane halley @thinknow
Great examples of "literal requirements" cakewrecks.com @jeffpatton #flowcon cc @MrAlanCooper
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Martin McClellan @hellbox
Sometimes you stumble on things you made a few years ago when you're sorting through files. pic.twitter.com/2jHThO1v6E
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lane halley @thinknow
Break down the silos. Instead of development, ux, marketing, etc, be a "product team working on search." @cagan #flowcon
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Marty Cooper @Hombre_McSteez
The rare Plummingbird is spotted foraging for drops of water. vine.co/v/OuKZhtVmp9E
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lane halley @thinknow
If you're a product manager and think your job is to "gather requirements' that's IT Mindset. @cagan #flowcon cc: @MrAlanCooper
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Alex @pagamigo
@FutureheadsUX "User experience Team of One" from @ugleah and "The inmates are running the asylum + About face" from @MrAlanCooper
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Ted Herman @tedherman
@MrAlanCooper No, the webcast servers will be DDOSed. More likely is that the revolution will be torrented.
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Kim Goodwin @kimgoodwin
Aaaand the pre-flight scolding begins
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Grant Rayner @grantrayner
@MrAlanCooper Thank goodness.. Was dreading another conference call.
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Kathy E Gill @kegill
RT @TheGoodGodAbove
NEW COMMANDMENT:
Thou shalt not make laws about vaginas if you do not have one. pic.twitter.com/4OREqJqSjq
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Anil Dash @anildash
@MrAlanCooper also, while I'm thinking of it: Thank You! Your work is fantastic & changed the course of my career and I am so grateful.
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Anil Dash @anildash
@MrAlanCooper @jeffsand and I say that as a longtime fan/watcher of both companies, c.f. dashes.com/anil/2009/07/g…
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Chris Noessel @chrisnoessel
@davcron @MrAlanCooper @douglemoine @rmreimann Congrats to you, too, sir!
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dave cronin @davcron
Congrats to @MrAlanCooper, @chrisnoessel, @douglemoine + especially @rmreimann on the publication of About Face 4!

amazon.com/About-Face-Ess…
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Kontra @counternotions
If only there was a company trying to transition half a billion people from passwords to person-specific, hardware-assisted authentication.
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Chris Woodruff @cwoodruff
@MrAlanCooper just ordered your new book from Amazon and excited to get it this week! Congrats!
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Scott Berkun @berkun
@MrAlanCooper Thank you Mr. Cooper. Glad you enjoyed it.
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Jonathan Korman @miniver
Solutionism and the myth of progress

storify.com/miniver/soluti…

a meditation from @billmon1
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Michael Bolton @michaelbolton
@leashless @MrAlanCooper Note that, to some degree, the creative attitude starts with dissatisfaction and opposition to the world as it is.
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Jonathan Korman @miniver
Our monkey brains want to fight villains when we need to think about building better systems

@leashless
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Vinay Gupta @leashless
Pay more attention to the creative than the oppositional if you want to get the world you want. We have to build it, not fight for it now.
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Hermanni Hyytiälä @hemppah
@Old_Atarian @MrAlanCooper Despite the work of social scientists, it seems to be the economic theorists that leaders have followed.
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Sami Honkonen @SamiHonkonen
"In solving problems you get the best outcome by imagining the ideal solution and then working backward to where you are today" -Ackoff
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James Gleick @JamesGleick
Every day I wake up and think, maybe that ice bucket thing is over.
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Marty Cooper @Hombre_McSteez
Tiny Drunk Elephant helps me Vacuum (kind of).
#tinydrunkelephant instagram.com/p/saOBwQhi-A/
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Hermanni Hyytiälä @hemppah
The behavior we see today in our organizations isn't consequence of human nature; it's consequence of the way we organize and manage people.
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umair haque @umairh
The rest of the civilised world gets vacations, raises, healthcare, benefits, pensions, and maternity leave. Happy Labor Day, USA!! :)
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umair haque @umairh
The first responsibility we all have, if we wish to be happy, is to be civilised people. It's also often the hardest.
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Ken Klippenstein @KenKlippenstein
The powerful are terrified of #Ferguson protests. Just look at what NYT said. nytimes.com/2014/08/31/us/… @CassandraRules pic.twitter.com/pHtrWKINjZ
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M. Barton Renner @PalindromeBart
@MrAlanCooper MMW
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Sarah Beattie @nachosarah
bite off the ends of a twizzler and put it in your soda for a fun way to distract yourself from the huge pile of shit that's your life
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Notorious P.U.G. @LuvPug
It's like all the good subtweets are taken
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Rachel Fleischer @Crittermum
Got to explain to yet another teacher that yes, our son's name is Zot, so thank you very much @scottmccloud for that.
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Samantha Soma @sisoma
Enjoyed a birthday tour of Sydney Opera House w/ @jdevylder Now on Manley Ferry appreciating life's rhythms & beauty. pic.twitter.com/Vcw2OhD8Qd
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Jill Siefken @jillsiefken
Great motto for teachers AND parents! #plaea #edchat pic.twitter.com/UWbMqkdvj0
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Justin M. Overdorff @jmover
I thoroughly enjoy seeing Thr parents of my FB friends post relentlessly on their kid's wall as if it was FB Messenger or private chat
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Ben Klaus @klausphotos
@MrAlanCooper nail hit on head.
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Bo Campbell @bocampbell
@MrAlanCooper ripe
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Scott Cooper @scottjcoop
Two special ladies lounging on the golf cart at #monkeyranch sanfrannah @carlickcooper quick little… instagram.com/p/sTYvxnh2Ow/
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Jonathan Korman @miniver
@MrAlanCooper

MT @scalzi

Dear Petaluma: I will be there in ONE WEEK at @Copperfields: copperfieldsbooks.com/event/brave-ne…
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Mark Fish @fishmark
OH: "Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."
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Scott Berkun @berkun
.@petervandijck The best answer is to give people jobs they enjoy deeply enough that raises and promotions aren't seen as the primary reward
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Scott Berkun @berkun
Consider why performance reviews exist at all and who they really serve. Its often more for the corporation than the employee.
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Marty Cooper @Hombre_McSteez
I was really looking forward to eating my soup... Dang Alligators! #crocphodile vine.co/v/OBz3qBH9FQ0
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Simon Ward @OfficialWardy
@MrAlanCooper you can buy them at bumtastic.co.uk
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William Lidwell @williamlidwell
Began as a "martial" concept MT @MrAlanCooper: I'd call it an "industrial" concept. MT @hemppah: 'Management' is a modern concept…
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Andrew Hinton @inkblurt
@MrAlanCooper agreed! (I have a card here somewhere for lifetime Hyperbole Club membership as well ;-) @rgeorgek42
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Hermanni Hyytiälä @hemppah
"The workers are handicapped by the system, and the system belongs to management." -W. Edwards Deming
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Hermanni Hyytiälä @hemppah
"Organization is a system whose major deficiencies arise from the ways its parts interact, not from their actions taken separately." -Ackoff
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Bob Marshall @flowchainsensei
“You shouldn't ask ANYONE if your business idea is a good idea. It's a bad Q and everyone will lie to you at least a little.“ #canvouch
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Hermanni Hyytiälä @hemppah
Isn't it astonishing that decade after decade we're aware of that 'work doesn't work' in most organizations yet nothing really changes?
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Hermanni Hyytiälä @hemppah
"Yet because we don't understand systems, we act as though human error were the primary cause of our problems." -Peter Scholtes
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Hermanni Hyytiälä @hemppah
"The ways we try to control our orgs and our orgs in return try to control us become major issues in the lives of all of us." -Mintzberg
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Hermanni Hyytiälä @hemppah
"If you want something new, you have to stop doing something old." -Peter Drucker
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3M075 @SamuelHLowe
Aliens must know that we're an easily conquerable race if they've ever seen us try to cancel a printer job.
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Alistair Cockburn @TotherAlistair
@cory_foy @MrAlanCooper sounds scary to me!. (agree w Alan here btw)
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Dan Saffer @odannyboy
RT @MrAlanCooper: Here at Monkey Ranch it's Burning Man every day! pic.twitter.com/mcfr49iY4G
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BrassChanteuse @BrassChanteuse
QOTN #uxnight with @MrAlanCooper : "Your job is not to color inside the lines. You job is to create greatness, so why suffer fools?"
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Miss Pril @misspril
Some ppl create notebook masterpieces at pro talks.Mine goes to the birds @MrAlanCooper @cascadesf #uxnight #talented pic.twitter.com/5KchwoKbQX
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byron@bikehugger @bikehugger
@MrAlanCooper All day here we're influencing the influencers and pivoting.
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val lord @missvallord
Thanks for speaking and for the Ween Tractor. @MrAlanCooper @andigalpern
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Andi Galpern @andigalpern
@MrAlanCooper High five for collaborating on a successful and really fun event!
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Jesse Taggert @jtag
@MrAlanCooper I know, you couldn't see my smiling face the whole time.
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Chez McCorvey @CelebrityChez
(turns around and looks at the old man behind him in line at the DMV) "at what point does society demand that we rename the english muffin?"
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Jeanne Trojan @jmtcz
We really need a @MrAlanCooper in CZ! #envy #uxnight #ux
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Mark Miller @MillerMark
@MrAlanCooper And you got me. :-)
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✨мя Gяєєи @iGreenMonk
Always tweet like no one's reading & also like you want to get blocked and reported for spam.
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Joel Marsh @JoelMarsh
@MrAlanCooper

True, but only because it’s full of people.
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CASCADE SF @cascadesf
If you missed @MrAlanCooper's talk, @TheNewCircle taped it (video up soon). Also, @LAufox created this masterpiece. pic.twitter.com/Fjl0BY40ps
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Keith Pitts @kapitts
@MrAlanCooper Thanks for the wisdom. Enjoyable and educational, especially when you held the reigns. :)
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dan turner @ddt
.@ImDerekHart @MrAlanCooper @AJKandy Agree, but new ones keep popping up. Someone is teaching the wrong thing. boxesandarrows.com/we-dont-resear…
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CASCADE SF @cascadesf
@LAufox @MrAlanCooper @andigalpern beautiful work, as always. Thank you, Lisa!
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Uther MacBangal @uttiyo
@rgeorgek42 I can imagine why people can seem very funny, looking at imbeciles daily, across geographies, for aeons. Zoo. @MrAlanCooper
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Soquel by the Creek @SoquelCreek
@mikanger @MrAlanCooper @erikpaulgibson The average human has one testicle and one ovary.
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PowerStory @reqstudio
Inside the Empathy Trap via @cooper zoot.li/i5ig #medical #research pic.twitter.com/Oi6MinV0KT
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Patrick Neeman @usabilitycounts
#uxdrinkinggame When the UI looks like Windows Metro, fetch a metropolitan uxdrinkinggame.com/drink/when-the…
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Joel Antipuesto @jantipuesto
Thanks @andigalpern and @MrAlanCooper for a good #UXNight :: instagram.com/p/sO15PduCKF/
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aditi @aditi
"deriving personas quantitatively is like killing for peace." @MrAlanCooper dramatic, but the logic is sound. best quote of #UXNight
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Lisa Aufox @LAufox
Tonight @cascadesf #uxnight, learn about Personas w/ @MrAlanCooper and @andigalpern, thanks for the book #sketchnotes pic.twitter.com/duWC5aEy8m
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Hannah Cooper @Sanfrannah
Had the best time tonight watching my father-in-law @MrAlanCooper on stage for the first time. Thanks #uxnight and @Yammer for hosting!
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Lauren Nham @LaurenSophia
"Do #personas help you? Yeah, but so do #beer." @MrAlanCooper
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