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Alan CooperSan Francisco CA, Petaluma CA2010-01-11
@MrAlanCooper1,692 days
Software Alchemist. President of Cooper, 'Father of Visual Basic,' inventor of design personas, produced 'the first serious business software' for PCs
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Scott Cooper @scottjcoop
Two special ladies lounging on the golf cart at #monkeyranch sanfrannah @carlickcooper quick little… instagram.com/p/sTYvxnh2Ow/
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Jonathan Korman @miniver
@MrAlanCooper

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Dear Petaluma: I will be there in ONE WEEK at @Copperfields: copperfieldsbooks.com/event/brave-ne…
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Mark Fish @fishmark
OH: "Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."
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Scott Berkun @berkun
.@petervandijck The best answer is to give people jobs they enjoy deeply enough that raises and promotions aren't seen as the primary reward
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Scott Berkun @berkun
Consider why performance reviews exist at all and who they really serve. Its often more for the corporation than the employee.
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Marty Cooper @Hombre_McSteez
I was really looking forward to eating my soup... Dang Alligators! #crocphodile vine.co/v/OBz3qBH9FQ0
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Simon Ward @OfficialWardy
@MrAlanCooper you can buy them at bumtastic.co.uk
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William Lidwell @williamlidwell
Began as a "martial" concept MT @MrAlanCooper: I'd call it an "industrial" concept. MT @hemppah: 'Management' is a modern concept…
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Andrew Hinton @inkblurt
@MrAlanCooper agreed! (I have a card here somewhere for lifetime Hyperbole Club membership as well ;-) @rgeorgek42
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Hermanni Hyytiälä @hemppah
"The workers are handicapped by the system, and the system belongs to management." -W. Edwards Deming
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Hermanni Hyytiälä @hemppah
"Organization is a system whose major deficiencies arise from the ways its parts interact, not from their actions taken separately." -Ackoff
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Bob Marshall @flowchainsensei
“You shouldn't ask ANYONE if your business idea is a good idea. It's a bad Q and everyone will lie to you at least a little.“ #canvouch
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Hermanni Hyytiälä @hemppah
Isn't it astonishing that decade after decade we're aware of that 'work doesn't work' in most organizations yet nothing really changes?
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Hermanni Hyytiälä @hemppah
"Yet because we don't understand systems, we act as though human error were the primary cause of our problems." -Peter Scholtes
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Hermanni Hyytiälä @hemppah
"The ways we try to control our orgs and our orgs in return try to control us become major issues in the lives of all of us." -Mintzberg
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Hermanni Hyytiälä @hemppah
"If you want something new, you have to stop doing something old." -Peter Drucker
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Alistair Cockburn @TotherAlistair
@cory_foy @MrAlanCooper sounds scary to me!. (agree w Alan here btw)
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Dan Saffer @odannyboy
RT @MrAlanCooper: Here at Monkey Ranch it's Burning Man every day! pic.twitter.com/mcfr49iY4G
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BrassChanteuse @BrassChanteuse
QOTN #uxnight with @MrAlanCooper : "Your job is not to color inside the lines. You job is to create greatness, so why suffer fools?"
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Miss Pril @misspril
Some ppl create notebook masterpieces at pro talks.Mine goes to the birds @MrAlanCooper @cascadesf #uxnight #talented pic.twitter.com/5KchwoKbQX
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byron@bikehugger @bikehugger
@MrAlanCooper All day here we're influencing the influencers and pivoting.
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val lord @missvallord
Thanks for speaking and for the Ween Tractor. @MrAlanCooper @andigalpern
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Andi Galpern @andigalpern
@MrAlanCooper High five for collaborating on a successful and really fun event!
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Jesse Taggert @jtag
@MrAlanCooper I know, you couldn't see my smiling face the whole time.
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Chez McCorvey @CelebrityChez
(turns around and looks at the old man behind him in line at the DMV) "at what point does society demand that we rename the english muffin?"
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Jeanne Trojan @jmtcz
We really need a @MrAlanCooper in CZ! #envy #uxnight #ux
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Mark Miller @MillerMark
@MrAlanCooper And you got me. :-)
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✨мя Gяєєи @iGreenMonk
Always tweet like no one's reading & also like you want to get blocked and reported for spam.
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Joel Marsh @JoelMarsh
@MrAlanCooper

True, but only because it’s full of people.
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Keith Pitts @kapitts
@MrAlanCooper Thanks for the wisdom. Enjoyable and educational, especially when you held the reigns. :)
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dan turner @ddt
.@ImDerekHart @MrAlanCooper @AJKandy Agree, but new ones keep popping up. Someone is teaching the wrong thing. boxesandarrows.com/we-dont-resear…
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CASCADE SF @cascadesf
@LAufox @MrAlanCooper @andigalpern beautiful work, as always. Thank you, Lisa!
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uttiya bhattacharya @uttiyo
@rgeorgek42 I can imagine why people can seem very funny, looking at imbeciles daily, across geographies, for aeons. Zoo. @MrAlanCooper
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Soquel by the Creek @SoquelCreek
@mikanger @MrAlanCooper @erikpaulgibson The average human has one testicle and one ovary.
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PowerStory @reqstudio
Inside the Empathy Trap via @cooper zoot.li/i5ig #medical #research pic.twitter.com/Oi6MinV0KT
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Patrick Neeman @usabilitycounts
#uxdrinkinggame When the UI looks like Windows Metro, fetch a metropolitan uxdrinkinggame.com/drink/when-the…
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Joel Antipuesto @jantipuesto
Thanks @andigalpern and @MrAlanCooper for a good #UXNight :: instagram.com/p/sO15PduCKF/
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aditi @aditi
"deriving personas quantitatively is like killing for peace." @MrAlanCooper dramatic, but the logic is sound. best quote of #UXNight
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Lisa Aufox @LAufox
Tonight @cascadesf #uxnight, learn about Personas w/ @MrAlanCooper and @andigalpern, thanks for the book #sketchnotes pic.twitter.com/duWC5aEy8m
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Hannah Cooper @Sanfrannah
Had the best time tonight watching my father-in-law @MrAlanCooper on stage for the first time. Thanks #uxnight and @Yammer for hosting!
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Lauren Nham @LaurenSophia
"Do #personas help you? Yeah, but so do #beer." @MrAlanCooper
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Hannah Cooper @Sanfrannah
@diklein don't worry about it - we make fun of @MrAlanCooper ALL the time. Great meeting you.
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Jesse Taggert @jtag
@MrAlanCooper Motivating professional words re Goal Based Design tonight, but you also inspired me to just move to the country. :) #uxnight
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Michelle Kang @mikanger
Tonight, @cascadesf #uxnight was more career & life advice than design advice. Stay true to your craft. That's all. Thanks, @MrAlanCooper :)
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Andi Galpern @andigalpern
What a spectacular #UXNight! Thank you @MrAlanCooper for the rare interview opportunity. Your insights will benefit a lot of designers.
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Ling Lim @UXlifter
Notes from #UXNight with @MrAlanCooper. Thank you for another great night @cascadesf! #UX #personas pic.twitter.com/GOo3wNijmU
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Ling Lim @UXlifter
Won @MrAlanCooper's About Face 4 at the expense of my bosses. To clarify they're great, so is my humor. I just really wanted to win #UXNight
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CASCADE SF @cascadesf
Looks like we're trending. Thank you, again, to our incredible community for making #UXNight possible. pic.twitter.com/aowbvL2ky3
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Yesha Bavishi @yesha_bavishi
To @MrAlanCooper analogy of customers and users, @andigalpern was a customer and audience was the users #uxnight
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Nate Mahoney @natemahoney
"Give me the tweet" @MrAlanCooper #uxnight
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Kevin Lozandier @KevinLozandier
Embody user goals in a clear & concise narrative towards more informative decisions to be made for a successful product #uxnight
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Andrew Coyle @CoyleAndrew
The purpose of a persona is to understand user goals and drink lots of beer while doing so #uxnight
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Jocelyn @JocelynTran
"Personas are goals!" - @MrAlanCooper #uxnight @cascadesf
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RossF @RossF
@cascadesf #UXNight "The dancing bear isn't interesting because it dances well, it's interesting because it dances at all!"- @MrAlanCooper
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R. George Komoto @rgeorgek42
For a person that dislikes people, @MrAlanCooper is quite funny :) #uxnight
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RossF @RossF
@cascadesf #UXNight "'Stakeholders' is a euphemism for 'your boss'."- @MrAlanCooper
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RossF @RossF
@cascadesf #UXNight "I don't like the term research, because it implies that you're a scientist. I prefer, 'field studies'."- @MrAlanCooper
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CASCADE SF @cascadesf
"Personas are derived from your exhaustive and expert research." - @MrAlanCooper #UXNight (he doesn't even like the word "research.")
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Angeline Tan @agilemeister
@cascadesf #uxnight @MrAlanCooper personae is a convenient vessel to encapsulate user/s goal/s. #GoalOriented
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R. George Komoto @rgeorgek42
Create the persona to determine the features, not the other way around. #uxnight @MrAlanCooper
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PageLines @PageLines
"Microsoft designs a feature then creates a persona that would use it" - @MrAlanCooper #uxnight
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Ryan A @arnaudin
"we're trying to figure out what makes you fall in love. You can't do that through statistics" @MrAlanCooper @cascadesf #uxnight
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Vanessa Pfafflin @vjpfafflin
"Deriving personas from data is kind of like killing for peace" thank you @MrAlanCooper!! #uxnight
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Reed Townsend Jones @reedtjones
(part 2/2) "If you say demographics & personas in the same paragraph; YOU'RE BLOWING IT." @MrAlanCooper #uxnight @cascadesf
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Lauren Nham @LaurenSophia
"As soon as you start doing it quantitatively, you short circuit the narrative." #nonengaged #nonhuman #machine #personas @MrAlanCooper
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Reed Townsend Jones @reedtjones
(part 1/2 ) Deriving Personas quantitative: "It's a lot like killing for peace" via @MrAlanCooper #uxnight @cascadesf
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Deny @denykhoung
"I'm originally a coder." @MrAlanCooper was the first #uxicorn: developer + ux designer #uxnight
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R. George Komoto @rgeorgek42
Demographics don't make a persona. Don't let the demographics get in the way of the narrative. @MrAlanCooper #uxnight
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samihah azim @samihah
Lulz: "deriving personas quantitatively is a lot like killing for peace." - @MrAlanCooper #UXNight
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Angeline Tan @agilemeister
@cascadesf #uxnight @MrAlanCooper I don't really like people&I'm an old coder. User/s personae allows me 2b emphatatic 2user/s commonalities
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CASCADE SF @cascadesf
"To be good at what you do, you need to have your ego in it." - @MrAlanCooper #UXNight pic.twitter.com/GT1Vbytg40
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Gavan Gibson @gavangibson
Responsible craftsmanship - the obligation as a designer to create the best work possible #uxnight #mralancooper
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Andrew Korf @AndrewKorf
“Our job is not to color within the lines, our job as designers is to create greatness” - @MrAlanCooper #uxnight
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PageLines @PageLines
"If you're a real craftsman then you believe that your job is to create greatness" - @MrAlanCooper #uxnight
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CASCADE SF @cascadesf
"If you are a real craftsman, then your job is to create greatness....you want to go to a place that values that you care." - @MrAlanCooper
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Angeline Tan @agilemeister
@cascadesf #uxnight @MrAlanCooper if u r a designer, u have 2pay attention 2 ur users.How they feel/use the product, experience expectations
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R. George Komoto @rgeorgek42
"Get out of the building...and listen to your users" - @MrAlanCooper #uxnight pic.twitter.com/hiqJUIdtCx
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Erik-Paul Gibson @erikpaulgibson
Microsoft delivered more "stuff" than Apple did. @cascadesf @MrAlanCooper #uxnight
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RossF @RossF
@cascadesf #UXNight "You need to understand if you're hearing the customer talk, or hearing the user talk."- @MrAlanCooper
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Karla M Domínguez @KarlaMDgz
"Invented, hypothetical personas are bullshit!! Get out of the building and listen to users" - @MrAlanCooper
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Jesse Taggert @jtag
Personas are a vessel to distill what you've learned about users & end states. Diffuses client/design discussions. @MrAlanCooper #uxnight
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Ryan A @arnaudin
"'I can think up personas'... Bull shit, I think is the technical term for this" @MrAlanCooper @cascadesf #uxnight
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R. George Komoto @rgeorgek42
"Eight" - @MrAlanCooper #uxnight
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CASCADE SF @cascadesf
"If you can't see patterns in five people, then you're asking questions with no center of gravity." @MrAlanCooper #UXNight
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Trendsmap SF @TrendsSF
Alan Cooper, @MrAlanCooper is now trending in #SF trendsmap.com/us/san+francis…
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Reed Townsend Jones @reedtjones
"I really don't like people." @MrAlanCooper draws a crowd for #uxnight with @cascadesf & @Yammer. pic.twitter.com/NXG3iCswfi
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Yesha Bavishi @yesha_bavishi
Beautiful analogy: "personas are like characters in play." - Alan Cooper #UXNight @MrAlanCooper
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Karla M Domínguez @KarlaMDgz
"Design is not something that comes out of your head" - @MrAlanCooper #uxnight
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mlukanuski @mlukanuski
Design doesn't come from your head: it's solving real world problems by getting out of the building & seeing #uxnight yup! @MrAlanCooper
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Nonie Kimpitak @noniekimp
"Give me the tweet." A charming way Sue tells @MrAlanCooper to abbreviate his thoughts. / @cascadesf #UXNight
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R. George Komoto @rgeorgek42
Hehe, this is your life, @MrAlanCooper #uxnight
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Shahriar Marachi @AesTechie
@cascadesf @PageLines @Yammer @cooper A legend in my "book"... @MrAlanCooper Thank you for presenting to us.
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Aimee Gonzalez @agc0610
I was already pro creating personas (or personae) but now I am crazy excited about them, thanks to @cooper. #inmates #asylum
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R. George Komoto @rgeorgek42
Here's @andigalpern kicking off (another) packed #uxnight with @MrAlanCooper pic.twitter.com/Vc62B6kkkG
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David Klein @diklein
I TOTALLY just made fun of @MrAlanCooper without realizing I was talking to his wife, son, and daughter in law. I'm that guy. #uxnight
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Glen Richard Davis @glenrdavis
The current state of car UI frustrates me so much. I feel like I'm conjuring my inner @MrAlanCooper.
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Alfonso Martinez @myqroft
@MrAlanCooper ...the odds are not in my favor lol.
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Patrick Neeman @usabilitycounts
@MrAlanCooper Really? Didn’t notice. :)
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Bob MacNeal @BobMacNeal
Irrefutable analysis by @RBReich on the anti-people confederacy that plagues the US youtu.be/Npj2U1PdIhI
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Patrick Neeman @usabilitycounts
You know what #ux needs? Less personalities and more makers that create great products.
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Patrick Neeman @usabilitycounts
You know what this world needs? More Laverne, less Shirley.
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Patrick Neeman @usabilitycounts
You know what this twitter feed needs? More retweets.
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ElisabethHendrickson @testobsessed
Boulder has a yak! pic.twitter.com/T8KahYpjIW
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Aaron VanSchyndel @vanschyndel
@MrAlanCooper @cascadesf Excited to have you to @Yammer!
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Tori @ETori
@MrAlanCooper that scared the crap out of me
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Jeffrey Zeldman @zeldman
“Making rich people richer is not disruption.” @monteiro #aeachi
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Bad Joke Cat @BadJokeCat
If a Catholic church is travelling at the speed of light, does it still have mass?
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Paul Mason @PaulHMason
I'm going to be quiet for a while - busy reading the latest edition of "About Face: The Essentials of Interaction Design" by @MrAlanCooper
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Jerome @JeromeR
Google Docs gives me too much re-click and stupid-click work. Google, please read @MrAlanCooper on excise. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Coop…
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Secret @secretly
They're gone now so we can post this - The Burning Man Collection: notes.secret.ly/2014/08/25/bur… pic.twitter.com/ghx4Q8IBgT
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Juha Heimonen @evilbubu
@pawelbrodzinski @MrAlanCooper I've blatantly started using words like "small enough". But generally this part is pretty easy to fuck up.
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Pawel Brodzinski @pawelbrodzinski
@semanticwill True. There are no simple answers up front. There are quite a bunch once sth is delivered and (not) used. @MrAlanCooper
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Pawel Brodzinski @pawelbrodzinski
@MrAlanCooper You helped me to clarify that point anyway which I thank you for.
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Pawel Brodzinski @pawelbrodzinski
@MrAlanCooper And most ppl behind product ideas don't stop even there but go far beyond that point.
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Nick Lekuona @Old_Atarian
@pawelbrodzinski @MrAlanCooper Then, if you do too minimal you just pissed your early users by wasting their time. Lean taliban scare me
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Christina Wodtke @cwodtke
@_aaron_sanders @MrAlanCooper @pawelbrodzinski less M, more V.
eleganthack.com/getting-the-v-…
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Aaron Sanders @_aaron_sanders
@cwodtke @MrAlanCooper @pawelbrodzinski and knowing which users and outcomes to EXCLUDE
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Christina Wodtke @cwodtke
@MrAlanCooper @pawelbrodzinski You can make a good guess at minimal. It just takes... USER RESEARCH
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Declan Whelan @dwhelan
RT @YannPdeM: Hawthorne effect disproved — via @allankellynet allankelly.blogspot.fr/2009/06/hawtho…
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Rob Beschizza @Beschizza
The three great books that don't actually exist: The Elders of Zion, The Necronomicon, and My Friend, Chevy Chase
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Marc Lamont Hill @marclamonthill
Many are talking about "healing" after today's funeral. Healing won't come today. Healing can't come until justice is won.
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Sarah_Woolley @Sarah_Woolley
All the emotional, Lisa centred episodes are the best #Simpsons
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Ta-Nehisi Coates @tanehisicoates
I was considerably worse than Mike Brown--arrested freshman year for threatening a teacher. Kicked out of school sophomore year @jbouie
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Dylan Wilbanks @dylanw
Tell me one more time just so I'll understand / Are you sure @MrAlanCooper done it this way?
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Angel Anderson @Angel
Whew! B safe, peeps of the North @billder @sisoma @odannyboy @robnero @danimalik @MrAlanCooper @gretared @davcron @kimgoodwin @modernboy1974
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Karen McGrane @karenmcgrane
@MrAlanCooper Relevant to your interests: terriblerealestateagentphotos.com
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Lonneke Dikmans @lonnekedikmans
@MrAlanCooper except in Dutch, in Dutch it is a noun not a verb :P
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SEMEN DEMON @SodomyClown
I have an amazing way of instantly making people go away forever by using this one simple step!

1) My personality
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Ben Alexander @fiatluxfm
@MrAlanCooper I hate this so much.
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Betsy Langowski @superbetsy
Here's what the earthquake looked like at my house 90 miles south. dropcam.com/c/98584e3fe0e9…

My hanging dragons dance. But you can hear it.
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Declan Whelan @dwhelan
In case you didn't see this RT @shanehastie: Seen at #agile2014 - management wisdom from Deming pic.twitter.com/xEZMAOtn3R
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Angie Coiro @Angie_Coiro
It's so funny to see all us Bay Areans here, wide awake, tweeting away. #relievedgiggles
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Dan Saffer @odannyboy
Thousands of nerds now complaining the USGS site isn’t responsive. #earthquake
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Angie Coiro @Angie_Coiro
Raise your hand if you're thinking guiltily about the state of your #earthquake prep right now.
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nina alter @ninavizz
@MrAlanCooper Funny... I actually hesitated in fright. Briefly. I wanna know what all the critters think...
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Dan Jackson @DanJackson415
That thing where all of the sudden the entire City is on twitter at 3:30am
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Teresa Brazen @TeresaBrazen
@MrAlanCooper Same. Good morning!
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nina alter @ninavizz
Whatever, g'nite.
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Gary Fisher @Gary_Fisher
@MrAlanCooper woke me up in Belevedere
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nina alter @ninavizz
Cool roll-call of all the East Coasters in town for a visit! G'nite... #shaken
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Angie Coiro @Angie_Coiro
Holy shit. Memories of '89. Yowza. #earthquake
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nina alter @ninavizz
EARTHQUAKE!!!! #fb
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SundayTweeter @SundayTweeter
Wit is a men's cleavage.
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the pied piper @jeffreyvanclea1
Did you see that raccoon? That's why we don't just "do it" in the road
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Jody Radzik @jodyrrr
Self-esteem coaching chickens @ the Monkey Ranch @MrAlanCooper @scottjcoop @Sanfrannah @Hombre_McSteez @carlickcooper pic.twitter.com/Gvd8hRVnkA
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Meth Scented Shart @MethShart
Go to bed America.. You're drunk.
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Shari VanderWerf @shariv67
I'm worried that future anthropologists will think the ice bucket challenge was our last ditch effort to combat global warming.
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John Perry Barlow @JPBarlow
Custom will reconcile people to any atrocity. - George Bernard Shaw
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G》↑&↓ @nnniiissshhh
I keep saying this though! "@MrAlanCooper: There is "healthcare" and then there the "healthcare business." They are NOT the same things."
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Ta-Nehisi Coates @tanehisicoates
"Everybody asked me if I was tired, I said, 'Naw the ball ain't heavy.'"--Herschel Walker after 43 carries.
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Chris Dancy @ServiceSphere
@MrAlanCooper I never miss anything from you. Always gold.
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Michele Sliger @michelesliger
@MrAlanCooper But if you hadn't tweeted on a weekend about Nilsson I would have never known so I say take f* that BREAK ALL THE RULES.
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Michele Sliger @michelesliger
@MrAlanCooper The first DVD I bought was "The Point". Always loved Nilsson; but didn't know about this film. Thanks for tweeting about it.
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Billmon @billmon1
"We are Darren Wilson." twitter.com/the_intercept/…
More true than even they know, I think.
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Grant Austin @gaustin
@MrAlanCooper Mother Earth is hungry and you're on the menu.
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Josh Cleveland @JoshuaGregg
Breaking: The ALS ice bucket challenge is drying up the Earth! "@MrAlanCooper: THE EARTH SPLITS OPEN. pic.twitter.com/xzL9D1Kgy9"
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Don't Read Comments @AvoidComments
When I come across a pit of excrement I usually try to step around it, but no, by all means, go wading into the comments section. Have fun.
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Jonathan Korman @miniver
OH:

"My ranting will continue until your thinking improves"
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Jonathan Korman @miniver
@MrAlanCooper

It was always better last year
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Dave O'Flynn @daveoflynn
@MrAlanCooper Hi
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John Nichols @NicholsUprising
Russell Brand: "I'm starting to think they just don't want to talk about inequality." pic.twitter.com/dsffAgHygP
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Charles H. Green @CharlesHGreen
I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor (via David Maister)
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Naomi Klein @NaomiAKlein
Actually @JigarShahDC Gates's charity gets most things wrong, not just energy. Ask teachers, doctors, small farmers lnkd.in/dJgNdBd
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Patrick Neeman @usabilitycounts
@MrAlanCooper So the dog would take a nap without warning?
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Patrick Neeman @usabilitycounts
#uxdrinkinggame If your designer uses Hipster Ipsum, slam a PBR uxdrinkinggame.com/drink/if-your-…
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Patrick Neeman @usabilitycounts
#uxdrinkinggame If you have to NASCAR the interface with social sharing icons, drink uxdrinkinggame.com/drink/if-you-h…
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Greg Schuler @3030vision
Almost all healthcare focuses on the 0.1% of time you're with a healthcare professional -@JoanneRohde of Axial Exchange #HISUM
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Doug LeMoine @douglemoine
Happiness is a warm backlog / cc @MrAlanCooper
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Dan Buettner @Capncavedan
@MrAlanCooper Next you will tell me twitter is not about birds
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Patrick Neeman @usabilitycounts
#uxdrinkinggame If someone complains that your wireframe colors do not reflect the brand, drink uxdrinkinggame.com/drink/if-someo…
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Ron Jeffries @RonJeffries
Really, viewers? Get upset because the nudity reality show you were watching actually contained nudity? Really?
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John Scalzi @scalzi
@StevenBrust Coffee always tastes terrible. THE VEIL ON REALITY HAS LIFTED STEVEN AND NOW YOU SENSE THE WORLD AS IT TRULY IS
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Peter Monks @pmonks
@MrAlanCooper You really think toilet paper will be gone by then??
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Dan Saffer @odannyboy
Your Anonymous Posts to Secret Aren’t Anonymous After All wired.com/2014/08/secret/ Shocking! Who ever could have guessed?
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David Erik Nelson @SquiDaveo
Is there anything more prone to quagmire than an intelligent person with a shallow understanding of someone else's field? #DunningThatKruger
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Fred Zimmeman @fredzannarbor
@MrAlanCooper @redesign saw another article on Burning Man with headline "jumped the shark"
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Arnon Rotem-Gal-Oz @arnonrgo
@MrAlanCooper: The Truth We Won’t Admit: Drinking Is Healthy: psmag.com/navigation/hea…” - sounds dubious, but I'll drink to that :)
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Kill Tim Faust @crulge
Burning Man is next week, and if the US really insists the War on Drugs isn't an institutional race war, it will end in thousands of arrests
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Jeff Gothelf @jboogie
Stepped out of my hotel room at 4:30am to find a fully naked man passed out in the hallway. #dublin
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Steve @saucypickles
@MrAlanCooper Well, duh. By the time your counterculture retreat has been written up in Sunset, it's not counterculture any more.
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Peter Monks @pmonks
@cloud_opinion Also the best place to get funded by an angel who’s off his nut on peyote. #protip @MrAlanCooper @gofarley
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Pinboard @Pinboard
The tech world would be such a better place if American VCs had had access to decent scifi when they were twelve
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. @cloud_opinion
@MrAlanCooper @gofarley the thing is burning man is like the vacation for Bay Area from self obsessed folks. Quiet, nice and civil that week
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Doug LeMoine @douglemoine
Staff photo from my first day at Cooper. Unrelated: I was laid off less than 12 months later. #totallyinstagram.com/p/r_Gdh2spna/
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Dave Malouf @daveixd
@MrAlanCooper @3030vision I'm as good as a monkey. 50%
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Adam Savage @donttrythis
.@KariByron, @grantimahara & @ToryBelleci, it's been a pleasure to not only work with you but call you our friends. pic.twitter.com/zeskb0OWtA
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Rusty Blazenhoff @Blazenhoff
@MrAlanCooper Thank you for the RT! :)
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Megan Amram @meganamram
Best thing about hitting rock bottom: it's the perfect surface to do cocaine off of
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Al Billings @makehacklearn
Save the net, break up the NSA
boingboing.net/2014/08/21/sav…
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Nassim N. Taleb ن @nntaleb
“Since when does a militarily occupied people have the responsibility for a peace movement?” Edward Said pic.twitter.com/s92w9JmvlU
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Matt Nish-Lapidus @emenel
@MrAlanCooper IMO, some things are just an expense and are worth paying fairly for as a society. / @cooper @nytrosenthal
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Matt Nish-Lapidus @emenel
@MrAlanCooper very true. with a public service as soon as there is profit motive public good goes by the wayside. / @cooper @nytrosenthal
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Alan Cooper @MrAlanCooper
@emenel What goes on in the USA is more like armed robbery. :-/ @cooper @nytrosenthal
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Matt Nish-Lapidus @emenel
@MrAlanCooper what goes on in the USA is more like "profit care" / @cooper @nytrosenthal
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Megan Amram @meganamram
MY WEDDING: tetris theme plays as i slowly inch down the aisle, trying to perfectly fit my finger in the ring
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Pinboard @Pinboard
BestBuy API is free to use, but you’ll need to come in and pick up the special API adapter cable (from Monster!)
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