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Arrogant TwatToronto, Canada2010-09-16
@Arrogant_Twat1,434 days
Neurosurgeon, Pilot, Rocket Scientist, Single Daddy. Kik/Instagram: Arrogant_Twat My Commandment: Don't be a dick.
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We found 188 favorite tweets.
Nadine @nadineintoronto
Love the way you kiss it.
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Nadine @nadineintoronto
Put your lips right here and make me cum.
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YummyMummyAllie @0223allie
Just posted a 5.44 km run with @RunKeeper. Check it out! rnkpr.com/a6wij4o #RunKeeper
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Tim @qwertying
Have you ever watched "Nymphomaniac vols. 1 & 2” and felt so happy that your wife is a cold dead fish?
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Ash @AshTheCanuck
Ugh. Muted.
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Brian Hope @Brianhopecomedy
I let my 6 year old use our camera for a few minutes and the selfies he took will probably get me a visit from the SVU.
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Tuna Melt @pukingvagina
I'm scratching my vag
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Ash @AshTheCanuck
Oh my god you guys!
Someone's calling me,
It's ringing! What do I do?!
*throws phone
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Daisy @blu_daisies
Fuck sending flowers. Show me you care by having a pizza delivered to my broke ass.
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Willie @Willie1derful
I smirk the entire time they work on my car at Mr Lube.
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Wonder Kitten @Tw1tter_K1tten
Plot twist: my cats follow me around all day taking pictures of MY cute wittle face.
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Hottass McMuffin @McKnightyBoo
This bed feels like you should be tucked inside my body heat
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lol @brittttlol
When your ex texts you and you're like haha nopeeeee. Not today satan, not today.
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Hottass McMuffin @McKnightyBoo
I'll let you go as soon as I know what it's like to be wrapped in your arms
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SunnyCoco @BeCoco77
Dear Canada,

Please send some of your men across the border, we need them here,

That's right, I said it American guys.

Love,
Nicole
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bourgeois beth @bourgeoisalien
It's a shame that Coldplay didn't go with the other band name they considered, "Fuuuuuuuck, Not This Shitty Song Again."
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Jaymes @jaymes_00
Behind every Wisecrack is a Smartass trying to hide their ButtHurt.
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Hottass McMuffin @McKnightyBoo
I'll need pantie allowance with all the times you make me drop them
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Jaymes @jaymes_00
Relationship Status: Woke up and my entire arm was asleep. It's nice to feel like someone else is playing with my boobs for a change.
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Karina Orellana @Miss_KOS
It's amazing... All the thoughts in a little girls mind. Growing up isn't easy!
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Karina Orellana @Miss_KOS
Don't ask me why I #unfollowed you. Ask yourself, why are your posts are so shit. 😁
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Toxic Probably @ToxicProbably
I don't understand your @'s
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Tim @qwertying
Proof that there is life after death.

I believe it called the divorce.
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Legs @lollipopleggies
You will fill my dreams, like you always do..
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LTB @_Tempo11
I feel like we're fading fast
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Alyssa_Jolie @Alyssa_Jolie
Women who go after married men.

So many colorful words to describe them, with desperate being in the forefront
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Alyssa_Jolie @Alyssa_Jolie
That RT sounds like the mindset of a Home Wrecker.
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Gayley forward! @Andreadt1
@Arrogant_Twat ICQ - groundbreaking - it took me 2 years to realize it wasn't an emergency dept!
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It's Just Ali @TnucTew
The BEST ppl in my life I don't see every day, every month, or for some, every year...but when I DO see them:: it's like we spoke yesterday
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LTB @_Tempo11
My "messy bun" just looks like I haven't combed my hair in weeks
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monkey @ninatreemonkey
I just sneezed one of my crest white strips off, is this sexting? AM I PREGNANT?
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Thigh High @clindsaysway
Fact: sharing a room w someone, your phone is 100x brighter.
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Carrie @carrietini
Nothing says "I want to have a long, meaningful relationship with my cellulite" quite like this plate of chili cheese fries.
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Cabo @shot_of_cabo
Presses hard throbbing tweet into your tight wet TL.
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Niles @River_Niles
Diet idea:
Any time you go to eat a chocolate bar just remember how god awful you look naked
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Shane @shanethevein
Fake accounts, multiple accounts, buying followers, stealing tweets, trolls, etc.

Man there's a lot of desperate fucks out there.
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FleurDeLea @celestinelea90
If you put an onion in a pan with butter your family thinks you're cooking FYI
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Boo Bear @A_Tribs
@Arrogant_Twat I had cassettes. Never vinyl though.
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Filthy Liberal Scum @suzieQ0007
My guardian angel...

Doesn't exist because: no heaven, no hell, just our bleak existence moving toward death here on earth

You're welcome.
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Hottass McMuffin @McKnightyBoo
*pulls away from kissing*

*waits for phone to unsteam*
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Thigh High @clindsaysway
*has a few drinks to ask you some personal questions

*forgets all the answers
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Hottass McMuffin @McKnightyBoo
Hey dudes who keep licking their fingers and sticking them in our vags. Do you use a fork to eat soup too?

Use your tongue, Freak!
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Señorita Pudding @SenoritaPudding
All a girl wants is a perverted guy that will make her feel like she's the only girl in the world. Is that really too much to ask for?
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Jaymes @jaymes_00
Spent my last day of vacation with a 5 yo Dictator, she finally fell asleep so I shaved off her eyebrows. pic.twitter.com/9Ncsf3BAzI
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elle @ohsoblonde_
11:15am wakes up/takes off mask/checks iM,whatsapp,twitter,instagram,email,phone msgs,calendar. Oh Shit!15min to wineoclock!@blondecalamity
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Filthy Liberal Scum @suzieQ0007
My spirit animal wants to fight your spirit animal to the death. He's pretty aggressive, sorry about that.
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Hottass McMuffin @McKnightyBoo
Ends up pregnant with your finger bang baby
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Hottass McMuffin @McKnightyBoo
I hate when I spend an hour aimlessly opening every social media app again and again... and he is still gone
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MF FairyPrincessRach @Smooheed
Today one of my toddlers said she hates me

Quite frankly I'm disappointed it took her this long
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Hottass McMuffin @McKnightyBoo
Pants are such cockblocks
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Hottass McMuffin @McKnightyBoo
Being left cause love was lost is never as hard as being left cause love was out of reach
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The Sicilian @MafiaJoker78
*Joins Cheer Squad...

'Give me a D!'

That's it! I want the D.
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Jaymes @jaymes_00
Drinking wine and watching the fire is all nice and relaxing until your dead dog shows up in the flames 😳 pic.twitter.com/0u7uxvde34
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Mister McBlister @MisterMcBlister
@Arrogant_Twat @DadandBuried Please, please let it be door number two.
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David Sohn @anotherdamnleo
@Arrogant_Twat that's really awesome!
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Brad Kul @Kiwi_Chatter
@Arrogant_Twat abs are for vain people. *rubs generous belly*
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Tara 'TC' Cole @RealityTC
@Arrogant_Twat brainiac every time
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feistycat @caaataclysm
Brain says the latter, but vodka always insists on the former. @Arrogant_Twat
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Mediocre Tweeter @TweeterMediocre
@Arrogant_Twat Deserves a follow just for the great Avi...Makes me laugh every time I see it.
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Ozymandias @SomeCdnGuy
@Arrogant_Twat Not unless they made a sequel and his wife goes to bring him back.

O_o

What this isnt a publicity stunt.

This happened?
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Victoria Sofia @Ideal_Victoria
Hey fellas,

I don’t need to be a personal trainer to make your muscles grow.

*winks*

*trips over own feet*
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Victoria Sofia @Ideal_Victoria
My kindred spirit. pic.twitter.com/vqfYcEVDQI
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QT3.14159265359 @Ohaiqtpie
Lick her? I hardly know her.

Oh, you said liquor. Yes please.
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Nadine @nadineintoronto
Hey ladies, if you don't have a vibrator.. what the fuck.. go get one.
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Just Call Me Frank™© @JustCallMeFrank
Drank a half a glass of water before realizing there was no gin in it.
It was just WATER. 😱
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Filthy Liberal Scum @suzieQ0007
My superpower is posting enough left wing stuff on FB that I cause a shitstorm where everyone I know gets involved. Then I sit there smiling
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Victoria Sofia @Ideal_Victoria
I've gotten my hair stuck in doors and windows so often that hair pulling has lost its effect... so don’t talk to me about your problems.
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Angie @AngelinaC72
@CrankyPappy That would be me :) I need to acknowledge that the quote really belongs to @Arrogant_Twat who was kind enough to let me use it.
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General CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy
I don’t need you to fix me. I just need you to get me.
~ @AngelinaC72
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Northern Lights @PinkCamoTO
I just had to explain to our TRAVEL OFFICE that round trip means there and back.

This. Is. Why. I. Drink.
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domo @LAM3domo
that feel when u accidentally unmute your porn during a conf call
fml
anyone looking for a programmer?
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Alpacino @Angrea
Always a bridesmaid never a bride...THANK FUCK!
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DiaryOfElyssa @Elyssa_11363
Great Question... pic.twitter.com/oEXWbcmxvD
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Mommy Fab @Mommy_Fab
After just a few months my 7yo tells me she wants to quit violin.

I'm not raising a quitter.

She can thank me later for not allowing it.
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YummyMummyAllie @0223allie
I almost bought this sweater dress at lunch but there was a mark on it. Too bad.... pic.twitter.com/kPoCROXZ1v
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Kim @Kimpulses
Waiting for all the "I suffer from Parkinson's too" tweets.
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Ms. M @GirlNextDoorYYC
Middle-aged men and earrings: just say NO.
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veggie femme @veggiefemme
When eating raw mushrooms, after having washed off the manure, it's good to know that the manure is not just poo. It's sterilized poo.
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It's Just Ali @TnucTew
Show me what forever feels like.
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Anita @ihatethatmore
My inner thighs are touching and I don't like it but not enough to not eat another taco .. Or 4
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Pamela Lillian Isley @RealPButtercup
Here's a fun activity.
Explain the difference between need/want to two kids while back to school shopping.
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happy cloud ° @DrThanatos
When I look at you all I see is static.
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Sly @slyoung5
Today is a day for cupcakes & orgasms. Have a cupcake & you'll orgasm or have an orgasm & pop out a cupcake
No idea what I'm talking about
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Adorkable Nurse @LiisaTS
First day off after finals? Binge-watching Netflix it is!
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Nicoleroxxu @Nicoleroxxu
Awwwww, Trouble in pretend paradise??
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Legs @lollipopleggies
Maybe you can join me in this meeting and I can doodle with your noodle..
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Marley @mamamarlz
I became an adult the day I chose a cookie with dried fruit rather than chocolate (that was today)
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NostRhymeALot @Nostradamnisuck
Seems a whole lot of homo sapiens globally behaving like privileged assholes. Shitty. You'd think we'd know better by now...
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Life of a lesbian. @Lezzielips
Trying not to buy anything at urban outfitter is such a struggle 😓
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LTB @_Tempo11
Don't even talk to me about adrenal fatigue
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Thatdamngeoffy @thatdamnation
Ladies! If you ask a guy if your new top shows too much cleavage...you really don't get how this works
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Thatdamngeoffy @thatdamnation
I listen to rap music like,

*blink, blink* "I have no idea what's going on here"

#whiteguyproblems
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Liz ♛ @lovemyboots111
I will be on vacation for the next month, hope you all enjoy the remainder of the summer💋. See you all in September! pic.twitter.com/eltMPZwXA4
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David Sohn @anotherdamnleo
@Arrogant_Twat Ssssssh, I'm trying to keep it on the down low. I don't want my girlfriend to get jealous.
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It's Just Ali @TnucTew
@Arrogant_Twat TY💋
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Christian Plante @ChristianPlante
Me: I need to get a new set of hip-waiters, I destroyed mine last night
Him: Night fishing?
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me: sure... let's go with that
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DiaryOfElyssa @Elyssa_11363
👈
👈Someone thought my avi was a person's 👈butt...
👈Um NO SIR, ITS MY GROWING BELLY
👈
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Northern Lights @PinkCamoTO
By all means, reply to my tweets with serious @ replies. I'm always in the mood for a good laugh.
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It's Just Ali @TnucTew
SOMEONE seems to think yesterday's pre-run pic made my ass look big...its not small, but... IT'S NOT BIG...you Ass!! pic.twitter.com/cPFx74eZV6
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Gypsy Moonbeam @gypsymoonbeam
Serious love from
@Arrogant_Twat
makes my fucking day!!!

Love u!!!
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Gypsy Moonbeam @gypsymoonbeam
Real men love it when you fuck with them.
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Legs @lollipopleggies
Big meeting today..

Let's see if I can pay attention to my numbers & not your hot ass bending me over my desk..

Gonna be a challenge
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NostRhymeALot @Nostradamnisuck
Dementia is slamming my dad. Still in great physical shape, but sadly he's losing it. He was man enough to give up driving for others safety
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Gypsy Moonbeam @gypsymoonbeam
My TC has no idea how dangerous I really am.

Let's keep it that way.
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Legs @lollipopleggies
Masturbation and Coffee...

Perfect way to start my day..
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It's Just Ali @TnucTew
Thanks @moonlightglow4 for the cup!! #FF this cute little lady...She's always one of my faves & a reg on my TL! XO💋 pic.twitter.com/yoLbzLogJY
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elle @ohsoblonde_
If you think of her, send her a text.
Trust me. She'll like it.
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elle @ohsoblonde_
I'm not a fan of spiders.
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elle @ohsoblonde_
Making coffee like a boss.
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elle @ohsoblonde_
Do not force a girl to do something by trying to make her feel guilty.
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فلسطين i @iFalasteen
So when is the United States of America going to invade the United States of America to restore democracy and freedom?

#Ferguson #USA
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Cabo @shot_of_cabo
Twitter Notifications, but with my dick in your mouth.
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Gypsy Moonbeam @gypsymoonbeam
Wine me.
Dine me.
69 me.

No... Really.
I need a drink
Food
& Some serious
Somethin Somethin !!!
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Kevin is that bag @Douchekevin
Girl in the next hospital bed is screaming that she's a sea captain,laughing nonstop & drooling

Hoping to get her meds & Twitter handle
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NostRhymeALot @Nostradamnisuck
There to hunt moose, not bear, but thought bear was going to charge us, sorry clawed dude, you had to die. I stopped hunting shortly after
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JB @jb197100
@Arrogant_Twat @_theigirl I qualify!!
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Filthy Liberal Scum @suzieQ0007
You're the frosted tips, popped collar & GTL of people.
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Kim @Kimpulses
Ok I get it, you guys don't like it when I have opinions but guess what, I don't fucking care.
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Victoria Sofia @Ideal_Victoria
*experiences all five stages of grief while the waiter walks by my table with what I thought was my dinner*
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crazyasscraic @crazyasscraic
@clindsaysway @Arrogant_Twat From one narcissist to another: This is the culture of narcissism.
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NostRhymeALot @Nostradamnisuck
The Tragically Hip - Ahead By A Century: youtu.be/7fbGFO1EaAE via @YouTube
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NostRhymeALot @Nostradamnisuck
Twitter to me is a field of muses. Like wildflowers planting seeds in my brain. Thank you for that. Keep spitting your shit tweeps.
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lostmydignity @carlyme23
Don't let my new avi fool you.

I'm still fucked up.
And starved of sex.
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ҽӀӀҽ @EllePhotoCA
Whaaaaaat?? It's only Tuesday??!?!😩😩😩😩
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filipino princess @FlipPrincesss
I've had enough life changing experience. Can't life just stand still for just five fucking minutes?
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Heidi @heidiknits
I'm SO not a designer though. :/ Boo. :(
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Heidi @heidiknits
HOLY SHIT. It's been a dream of mine for 11 yrs to knit a shawl for @StevieNicks. talenthouse.com/i/design-a-sha…
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filipino princess @FlipPrincesss
I don't really know how marriages work but I don't think you have one anymore.
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filipino princess @FlipPrincesss
Yes, your fear of hamsters really compliments your rebel persona.
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Filthy Liberal Scum @suzieQ0007
Of course I didn't read your blog. It's a blog. If I want your opinion I'll ASK YOU FOR IT, motherfucker.

So, we still on for Friday?
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ҽӀӀҽ @EllePhotoCA
That awkward feeling when you realize you ate something your stomach is going to pay for dearly.... 😳😷😷😷
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filipino princess @FlipPrincesss
The thing about calling someone's bluff is that you risk them walking away from the table for good.
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Victoria Sofia @Ideal_Victoria
Trust me... I only LOOK huggable.
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Blonde Calamity™ @blondecalamity
Insomnia is my minds way of telling my body to get it's lazy ass up, and work out!
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Sigourney Beaver @OreoSpeedwagon_
Whatever your brain tells you, just know you are not a burden. You fucking matter and you are loved. The world is better because you're here
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Naomi • @nayomeewallace
My butt has mosquito bites.

#whitegirlwastedproblems

That's my brand new hashtag.
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Ice Princess @Shadysk8tr
Water bombers fighting through the haze pic.twitter.com/gO56aCqDhz
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I am CanadianCyn @CanadianCyn
My safety word is...

"I had dairy in the last 24 hours."

It's more like a public service announcement.
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Theodore Roy @teddywah
You're nobody unless Dana Carvey follows you on Twitter.
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Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22
Watching Dead Poets Society as a kid was the first time I realized I wanted to be a teacher.
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Heather @heatherjs
Depression is not a sign of weakness.
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Mss Kiki E @StressedKiki
Fitting in is overrated
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Alisha @lishybee
LOVE IT!

@HuffPostCanada: Billy Joel sings 'Uptown Girl' to Christie Brinkley, reminds us how to act post-divorce huff.to/XcKkwH
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Victoria Sofia @Ideal_Victoria
You know those people who do nice things and don't care to be thanked?

I'm not one of them.
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Slamber @amb_ughh
The one who laughs the loudest is always the best at hiding their pain. pic.twitter.com/16RdkHrsBk
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Victoria Sofia @Ideal_Victoria
Me: *moans, “I’ll stroke more than your ego”*
*sees your small penis*
*pets your dog instead*
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Mss Kiki E @StressedKiki
Be the Mork to my Mindy
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Slamber @amb_ughh
I lost a friend the same way 8 years ago. He was the funniest guy I've ever met and today feels like I picked the scab off that wound.
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marsyy, interrupted @emmm888
Awww. Why Robin?
Breaks my heart. :(
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8
elle @ohsoblonde_
R.I.P #RobinWilliams
Another great entertainer... Gone.
8d               
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1
Slamber @amb_ughh
My thoughts are with Robin Williams' family and friends as I know the pain/shock/anger they are feeling. It never stops hurting.
8d               
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2
JJ @snowwhitebettie
Mental illness, the silent killer ...
Depression and anxiety , nothing to dismiss ... #RIPRobinWilliams
8d               
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JJ @snowwhitebettie
RIP Robin Williams ... thanks for the laughs and memories ... you will truly be missed :'(
8d               
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Blonde Calamity™ @blondecalamity
What ever happened to MIND READING, Gentlemen?!?!
8d               
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9
SassSlinger @sass_slinger
I wish loving someone meant you could never hurt them instead of meaning you become the one who could hurt them the most.
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48
GAY GOD @YourGayGod
@5150djc @RancidClown @TheTweetOfGod @Arrogant_Twat Why have I been tagged in this? Wait, I should know this......:)
8d in reply to 5150djc               
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Christian Plante @ChristianPlante
@Arrogant_Twat that's why I don't wfh, I'm all raw by the end of the day
8d in reply to Arrogant_Twat               
1
SunnyCoco @BeCoco77
I want my nudes back

-A Twitter Love Story
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5150 @5150djc
@RancidClown @TheTweetOfGod @Arrogant_Twat @YourGayGod

oooh.. tweet theft? call the mofo pooolice
8d in reply to RancidClown               
1
notyourjester @Loli_Sug
Remember. I didn't invite you. You showed up.
8d               
20
2
Alyssa_Jolie @Alyssa_Jolie
Training Day...
I'm in heaven.

I want, I want, I want implants pic.twitter.com/fIIxQdKDtE
8d               
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Notorious P.U.G. @LuvPug
YAY! It's Shark Week!

*stocks up on chocolate bars and tampons*
8d               
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50
Ironically uncool @librarianfonz
To win Monopoly Despot Edition:

-Opponents land on your property
-Declare martial law
-Confiscate all assets
-Send them directly to jail
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2
Ironically uncool @librarianfonz
In the still of the night, laying awake, begging for sleep, my thoughts turn to those moments that could have been, those moments I regret.
9d               
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14
Ironically uncool @librarianfonz
I'll finish this tweet one da
9d               
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2
Brother Rabbit @Danny_McH2O
It's tough telling a young avalanche that they've peaked.

Because it's all downhill from there.
9d               
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Brother Rabbit @Danny_McH2O
Getting married on Thursday

I have so many butterflies in my stomach, I can only assume she force-fed me caterpillars, while I was sleeping
9d               
19
2
Brother Rabbit @Danny_McH2O
Do you not realize that your cliques come across as elitism?

We just need to be an open community of people that vent.

With proper grammar
9d               
18
2
Canadian Brunette @Brunettes_Eh
Ladies and gents, I'll be in Canada sooner than I thought. 😍🙌🎉👏💁
9d               
2
Nicole RN @nikkiibynature
Tomorrow I'm giving my 2nd speech about overcoming domestic abuse & sexual violence at UWF, so honored & humbled. Be a voice not a victim.
9d               
11
2
Brother Rabbit @Danny_McH2O
On the eighth day, God created Science.
9d               
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19
Nicole RN @nikkiibynature
I seriously fucking love my crew of crazy friends. Even my Canada loves @trophyxwife & @hooligan506 🙋🍁
9d               
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2
Nicole RN @nikkiibynature
The ONLY person who has ever called me mean, possessive, or bitchy was someone who's never met me in person & he ended up being a lying POS
9d               
3
Michael Moore @MMFlint
Clearly the Canadians are dangerous if they're up past curfew. #19 #birdeatscat
9d               
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Michael Moore @MMFlint
Yeah, I'm still watching it. Isn't it past Canadians' bedtime? #19
9d               
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68
Mss Kiki E @StressedKiki
We are, at our very essence, biological beings made up of DNA, which determines our reactions to environmental events. So what is free will?
9d               
21
7
London Brouillard @Londonsattic
The most awesome mugshot in existence! David Bowie mugshot, 1976; the year I was born. Neat :) pic.twitter.com/JBCA9HwjuF
9d               
23
16
marsyy, interrupted @emmm888
Relationship Status:
About to orgasm watching Axl Rose singing Patience.

#BringMeBackToTheFuckin90s
10d               
20
4
Ozymandias @SomeCdnGuy
@Arrogant_Twat Fast and easy?

O.O
10d in reply to Arrogant_Twat               
1
Thigh High @clindsaysway
Me? No, I'd never push the revolving doors faster as you were getting in.
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28
Mss Kiki E @StressedKiki
a world of our own,
a secret sanctuary,
our penetralia

where we can share
our carnal needs
10d in reply to StressedKiki               
5
1
Mss Kiki E @StressedKiki
penetralia
n.

the innermost secret or hidden parts
10d               
14
3
Beep Notorious @NotoriousBeep
Any Canadians out here wanna trade these for Lays Ketchup chips, I'll love you forever pic.twitter.com/a8KqKEwEGn
10d               
17
2
Mss Kiki E @StressedKiki
What does it mean when you're the only one in someone's list? Should I be concerned?
10d               
18
6
Mss Kiki E @StressedKiki
Kidneythieves /Never & Me

it’s 3am
I know where your mind is
somewhere between
the thick of the streets
calling in the souls of the blinded
10d               
4
1
Mss Kiki E @StressedKiki
microglial activation promoting unconscious drives as psychological immune responses to trauma …
10d               
7
2
Toxic Probably @ToxicProbably
Standards are just those annoying little things I have until the vodka kicks in.
10d               
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155
Toxic Probably @ToxicProbably
Getting over my ex was easy because he's an asshole. Sounds like yours is to. Get over it.
10d               
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32
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