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Arrogant TwatToronto, Canada2010-09-16
@Arrogant_Twat1,465 days
Neurosurgeon, Pilot, Rocket Scientist, Single Daddy. Kik/Instagram: Arrogant_Twat My Commandment: Don't be a dick.
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We found 186 favorite tweets.
Thigh High @clindsaysway
I see you.
And your pain.
I'd like to make you feel better. Somehow.
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Thigh High @clindsaysway
Got added to list "My Whiskers, Your Thighs" today, so I'm good kbye.
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Greg @Gregdal
@Arrogant_Twat: Can we get back to making fun of kilts, Scottish accents and gingers now?” No. pic.twitter.com/hTY2xX0hF1
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Megs Doll @MegsDoll
I know you guys missed my face. Here's one you can show your mom so she'll think you finally got a gf. pic.twitter.com/y3SgprzRk7
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Dani Ginger @Soupinatrix
Maybe there is a blow job fairy and that's how rogue mints get into my purse.
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Megs Doll @MegsDoll
Working title for my memoir: "Twitter Jail is the Only Jail I've Been Too, and Other Lies I Tell My Kid."
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monika meulman @healingmuse
This farmer built himself a heart shaped pond. #lovethat #create instagram.com/p/tGIvd7TDlW/
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Ginger @GingerJ17
Canadians in/around my age will understand why this made me happy!! pic.twitter.com/laAseCF9q9
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Bonedaddy @RobotSkeleton69
@Arrogant_Twat Or the dog killer.
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Angie @AngelinaC72
Loved this.. It's wisdom from the TL of @Arrogant_Twat. ❤️ pic.twitter.com/JnKcjp1yX1
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Stephanie Sparkles @SSparklesDaily
Well, my next pair of running shoes will definitely be @Nike. ;)
Thank you for taking a stand against abuse.
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Not Hank Moody @PORNOPINION
My dad hit me and was an asshole.

I would never hit my son nor scare him into expecting violence.

It’s ok to break the cycle.
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乇レレ乇 @ohsoblonde_
@blondecalamity @Arrogant_Twat yesss!!! Let's do it! See you guys there! 🍷🍷🍷
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Use to be a bastard @Usetobeabastard
FYI~ Reading tweets isn't any help for insomnia. Brightside, most of you fuckers kick ass. <3
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Randy @randyocalypse
My Keurig broke. I think it knows I've been going to Starbucks.
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cycy @k_cycy
But of course I went the hard way! what "easy way" you speak of?
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Hayl @haykshan
I bet crocodiles are pissed off that "Crocs" are no longer referred to as vicious reptiles but now means fucking retarded shoes.
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Bianca LaVagina @AnitaHelmet
I'm not 'needy', or 'wanty'.

I'm 'demandy'.
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Daisy @immasuckthat
The iceberg isn't the tip I'm after young man.
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Legs @lollipopleggies
Come spoon me to sleep..
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BIG BERTHA @canadian_jane
When the Asians around here rev their engines to their expensive cars I yell THIS ISN'T TOKYO DRIFT!
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Ginger @GingerJ17
Just because I don't bruise doesn't mean the marks aren't there.
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Ozymandias @SomeCdnGuy
I hate when people decide to follow you and not be bothered to even give you a star job.

It's only polite.
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Randy @randyocalypse
Day 1: No eating in the new car.

Day 2: NO eating in the new car!

Day 3: (while driving) Can someone hand me a slice of pepperoni?
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Only Fast Eddie @OnlyFastEddie
I love you... it's not a choice, It's a fact.
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Jim...Unmasked @ItMightBeJimbo
Some of your tweets are digital pheromones.
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Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott
Carl: Perfect weather tonight.

Me: Tell me something I don't know.

Carl: Butterflies taste with their feet.

Me: Fair enough.
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Jim...Unmasked @ItMightBeJimbo
The only thing I regret is that Bob Barker never said, "Rod Roddy, tell Jim what he's won."
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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck
Well, hello Anxiety & Depression.

Long time no see.

Why don’t the three of us get drunk & fuck some shit up, just for old times sake?
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Jay @theshamingofjay
I like my calories like my soul, empty.
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Susie Fuckn Sunshine @baconcunt
STILL sick. At least I'm in the sexy-raspy-voice stage now.
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LTB @_Tempo11
Hey internal organs. Here's a half cup of water for the day. NOW WORK DAMNIT
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Dave @gneicco
An airline for poor people called Welf Air.
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Untastic Mr. Fitz @UnFitz
She made a good first impression but you didn't have to scratch too deeply to expose the crazy.
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**** @_staycwho
@Arrogant_Twat I'll argue the stupid part with you and concur they shit---until trained.
Sir.
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Carbosly @Carbosly
I found Jesus. He was hiding under my ham. pic.twitter.com/JmbFw70DqC
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Because, Jasmine. @yoursfortonight
You made your bed, so now you have to lie with her in it.
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notyourjester @Loli_Sug
Hello thankyou for calling verizon my name is Bajannimuptumar how may *click*
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NostRhymeALot @Nostradamnisuck
Twitter... An asshole ripping an asshole a new asshole..
#Assception
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Victoria Sofia @Ideal_Victoria
[After club text]

Friend: You left rather quickly… Are you going home alone?!

Me: Nope. I’m with someone hot.
*caresses cheeseburger*
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NostRhymeALot @Nostradamnisuck
Hooked up with my wife cuz she made me horny and we fucked good. Later she was as fine a mom as I could have imagined. Nice bonus that.
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cycy @k_cycy
Don't forget to praise people with your mouth and kill them with your hand
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Doom and Optimism @OptimisticDoom
Gay divorce defiles the sanctity of straight divorce
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Because, Jasmine. @yoursfortonight
Plot twist: there was never a plot. Your entire life is meaningless.
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AsianOtherWhiteMeat @AsianOtherWhite
I am a pogonophile. I stayed on the treadmill for 45 minutes to ogle the beautiful running man w/the lush beard & calves. #canisitonurface
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Bob Heller @Bob_Heller
Ask not what your country can do for you.

Show me your tits!
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Just RaRa @Moi_RaRa
a big roomy coffin... but for my hopes and dreams
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CandyPants @suzieQ0007
I offered the cop who pulled me over a donut. He took 6. Who knew cops don't like being called pigs?

Bring bail money. And more donuts.
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Just RaRa @Moi_RaRa
We shouldn't expect to collect roses when all we do is plant the prickliest thorns..
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Salamingia @salamingia
My ideal honeymoon is a trip to the food court at the mall.
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DeeLiciousRockin' @TDeeRock
We all need somewhere to leave our pain so we can live.
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Juddy @iAmJuddy
You INSURE your valuables. You ENSURE shit gets done. Fuck I hate you people.
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Hayl @haykshan
It didn't get bad until she called me "bae."
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Ms.bishop88 @MsBishop88
It didn't get bad til I ate the worm.
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Juddy @iAmJuddy
I always knew Huggles was a fucking spy pic.twitter.com/0qDnZRCTqK
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Just RaRa @Moi_RaRa
I don't negotiate or associate with the vicious.. do not mistake my kindness for idiocy
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Just RaRa @Moi_RaRa
yamaha~HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

~ the silliest of all electronic keyboards, maybe
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Fortuitous Pen @FortuitousPen
I don't want to brag, but my publisher just offered to pick up my third novel.

WHO THE FUCK AM I KIDDING? OF COURSE I WANT TO BRAG!!
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van @vanluvz1
TT

Had my husband install an other outlet to plug my phone in on my side of the bed.
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* Sin-sational * @_Awwsomeness_
Strong enough to walk away, broken enough to look back.
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Victoria Sofia @Ideal_Victoria
"I’m am NOT a clingy girlfriend!!"

- I shriek from outside your bathroom door
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Sly @slyoung5
If you belittle people, you'll never be big.
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Ozymandias @SomeCdnGuy
@Arrogant_Twat -_-

Hey Now.
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Legs @lollipopleggies
Feeling a little Wonder Woman today... pic.twitter.com/MU6i5nWUEn
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Only Fast Eddie @OnlyFastEddie
Your bio says you're 'random' and 'sarcastic'... you forgot to add 'original'.
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Lady A @Muaythaigirlie
Truthful Tuesday? I think TC Tuesday should be a thing. Just sayin'
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* Sin-sational * @_Awwsomeness_
Some times are Just. So. Hard.
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Miss Moneypenny @_Ms_Moneypenny_
I just threw my socks across the room because they were making me feel claustrophobic and other reasons why I'd make a horrible girlfriend.
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LTB @_Tempo11
It's cute you wanna cook dinner with me but we'd never actually get to the "dinner" part.
I might be small but I need to eat ok?
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Thigh High @clindsaysway
You used to send me flowers. Now all we ever do is search for chargers :(
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Feenohmenal @Feenohmenal
Are white people the only motherfuckers on earth that know there are cameras everywhere? You do NOT do dumb shit without scoping. Period.
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Kristen @__kristengilma
Neat how Facebook's birthday reminder doubles as a people I need to delete reminder.
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Toxic Probably @ToxicProbably
Shout out to all the people that don't @ mehhhhh
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Randy @randyocalypse
Chair Sits
Chip Crunches
Burpings
FroYo Twists
Jerks
Onion Dips
Turkish Laydowns
401k

My crossfit routine.
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Just RaRa @Moi_RaRa
There are no rules when it comes to loving you.. I'm all in or I'm so out
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Thigh High @clindsaysway
Please don't take it personally I need to be hammered to sleep with you.
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Del Freaky @iAmDelFreaky
I got lost in the mall once.

I just gave up and threw myself on the floor.

I lived in the Lost & Found for 3 days.

Somebody took me home.
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Legs @lollipopleggies
C'mere..

Let me lick you goodnight..
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Randy @randyocalypse
U2's lawyer always works pro-bono
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Hayl @haykshan
Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
And those were his last words.
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Hayl @haykshan
I believe in empathy. I'm always willing to put myself in someone else's shoes. Unless you wear Crocs. Then you can go fuck yourself.
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Lady A @Muaythaigirlie
Honey, your ass looks huge in those yoga pants..
And those were his last words
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Hayl @haykshan
Starbucks REALLY isn't that expensive when compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup.
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Lady A @Muaythaigirlie
About to drive to the university and spend my night drinking with college kids.
Yes, my life is awesome!
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Miss Moneypenny @_Ms_Moneypenny_
The less I've had, the happier I've been.
Maybe getting rid of all of the meaningless material stuff means living a happier, simpler life.
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Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott
Stop saying you're sapiosexual. You're not turned on by intelligent people. You're just turned off by stupid people.
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sammy morris @themorris23
A black guy, white guy & a Mexican walk into Heaven:

Jesus- my children ive longed to be with you people like a..

black guy- YOU PEOPLE?!?
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Juddy @iAmJuddy
WHY DON’T YOU PEOPLE EVER SLEEP. AND YOU WONDER WHY YOU’RE EMOTIONALLY IMBALANCED AND HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A FLY.
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PieGuy @ilovepie84
Shout out to the guys that have been friend zoned and still shave their balls just in case.
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Sly @slyoung5
Imagine losing the love of your life. Now imagine the pain you'd feel. Now go love them so you never have to feel the pain of losing them.
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乇レレ乇 @ohsoblonde_
Would this actually work? pic.twitter.com/w8yQgQTFhM
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乇レレ乇 @ohsoblonde_
We all need a fresh start.
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inappropriate mom @nicfit75
Anyone have a good Size 4 Diaper Soup recipe? pic.twitter.com/DuIaTRymsR
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Toxic Probably @ToxicProbably
Some nights I just never want to end. Last night was one of them.
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Briar Sly Madness @BriarSlyMadness
I once dated a man that had A LOT of issues with the fact that I made more money than him.

So I wrote his break-up note on a $100 bill.
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Juddy @iAmJuddy
Listen, hippie. Your ‘realizations on life are not breakthrough. Adults have known this shit for years they’re irrelevant. Get a fuckin job.
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AsianOtherWhiteMeat @AsianOtherWhite
Learned a new song today.

Stop, don't touch me there. This is my private square.
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suk_my_tweet @darda_berry
*manual retweets her way to the top*
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Lady A @Muaythaigirlie
@Arrogant_Twat thanks for the follow and that amazing list add! I bet I would fit, just sayin' 😊
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Hayl @haykshan
According to serving sizes tonight, I'm a typical American.
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MMMMMMark @Eightinchgoat
How much for the mini black hole tattoo?

Sir, that's a cancerous melanoma.
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Mss Kiki E @MssKikiE
@Arrogant_Twat Yes, it's the nerdy ones who are late but beautiful bloomers. You're welcome <3
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Ginger @GingerJ17
Getting ready to go out, but keep getting sidetracked by the Guns of Navarrone.

Yep. I'm an old chick.

Great movie however.
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Ginger @GingerJ17
Yes...you pic.twitter.com/6FCFzugxAm
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Ginger @GingerJ17
Lululemon. Cause I always wanted to take out a 2nd mortgage to buy yoga pants.

Related: my ass looks fanfuckingtastic.
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Mss Kiki E @MssKikiE
T MINUS WHENEVER IT FEELS RIGHT

Fucking Clutch blasting as I drive through this godforsaken downpour
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Mss Kiki E @MssKikiE
Random play resulted in:

Descendants
Real Kids
Cream
Goldfinger
John Lee Hooker
Anti-Nowhere League
Goldfrapp
The Ponys
Symarip
Bauhaus
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Ginger @GingerJ17
Why has Twitter not created a related dating site. I'm sure there's money to be made judging by all the flirting that goes on.
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Ginger @GingerJ17
You know that spot...
The one that makes my back arch..
Touch it again..
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Mss Kiki E @MssKikiE
the energies expelled
by our bodies
when our thoughts merge
across the distant miles
are what keep us sane
in this period of darkness
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Mss Kiki E @MssKikiE
your absence leaves a scar
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van @vanluvz1
If I'd known I'd be caught in the rain & starting a wet tshirt contest, I wouldn't have worn a bra.

Being a soccer mom is hard.
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Mss Kiki E @MssKikiE
Waking up without you to soothe away the tears and the fears is the worst fate imaginable.
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Banshee @ladyjazsjunk
Put down the briefs and let the little boy go.
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StilettoSupermom @StilettoSuprmom
..But wtf just happened tho...?
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Not Actually Detroit @shayf_
I'm not sleeping. halp.
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FraggleRockL490 @FraggleRockL490
I live in Canada. I need to eat lots & "bulk up" before winter in order to survive

-and other lies I tell myself as I shove food in my face
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Maya Ashley Tanner @Maya_Ashleyy
3:27am //:
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caitiedubros @CaitieDubros
constantly asking myself why
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Notorious P.U.G. @LuvPug
Excuse me, can I see your gluten menu?
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Lady A @Muaythaigirlie
Relationship status: I'm DMing your TC
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LoriLicious @lorigonzalez28
My followers are either men that like to show their dicks or boys that like to show their dicks.
The rest are women that hide their dicks.
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Naomi @nomes_u
*Lets be BFF's - when you get your first follower
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Daisy @immasuckthat
Pull my hands behind my back and push my face into the pillow like you mean it.
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Naomi @nomes_u
I couldn't keep away...
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Not Actually Detroit @shayf_
I just @ replied to a tweet with an unfunny personal response like anyone cares.

Twitter, I'm sorry, I'm so out of practice.
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Ham on Wry @HeyZeus666
I'm still not convinced Twitter is for adults.
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Denise! @Stellacopter
I stole my last tweet off a billboard. I don't care mutherfuckers.
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Mss Kiki E @MssKikiE
The anticipation of something lovely and new lends me wings and allows me to soar above the wreckage, leaving it all behind.
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Juddy @iAmJuddy
If you’re a boob man instead of an ass man then you know fucking nothing. Drop the DD booby for the DD booty, Shitiot.
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moody monday @mdob11
This is going so great. Let's have a baby and screw it up.
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Underchilde @Underchilde
My favorite wedding gift was the divorce.
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Mss Kiki E @MssKikiE
a tangible light to soothe your wounded animus
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AsianOtherWhiteMeat @AsianOtherWhite
Overheard at lunch, "I have to get my own water?" Yes, you also have to wipe your own ass after the bathroom.
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Trey @treydayway
My mom just figured out I don't have many friends so I need you twiggaz to @ me, DM, and kik me more often and act like I'm popular.
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QT3.14159265359 @Ohaiqtpie
This is the second time I've received this pamphlet in the mail. They must know about twitter. pic.twitter.com/hXoEgs5prA
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LTB @_Tempo11
I don't remember the last time we had a bed
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WestCoastGurl @vancitybarbie
Aw hunny, you're 'just for fun'. You're not 'forever'.
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Trey @treydayway
I go to black twitter for the kool-aid.
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Rock @TheMichaelRock
*stabs piece of chicken*

Chopsticks are fucking easy!
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blondie @Blonde4Dayz
Blondie vs Insomnia

Night 3
Round 2

Two benedryl
Three glasses of wine

Now. We. Wait.
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WestCoastGurl @vancitybarbie
If you don't eat it, someone else will.
- leftovers (or your girlfriend)
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LTB @_Tempo11
I woke up super motivated today and I just nursed a beer for 45 minutes.

I'm worried about myself you guys
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Kitten Smith @KinkQueen
I may be a huge freak but I am extremely professional in business and personable in public...

In other words, you can take me home to Mom.
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Rock @TheMichaelRock
There's already four people camped out in NYC waiting for the new iPhone, in case you weren't sure why the terrorists hate us.
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Kitten Smith @KinkQueen
Show of hands... Who here enjoys a nice slow prostate rub with your blow job? Maybe a little rimming?
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Rock @TheMichaelRock
Don't be sad when you jerk off tonight, bro.

At least you trolled strangers on the internet today!
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Chewstroke @chewstroke
the drugs are kicking in, so i like you again.
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Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott
Stuff men did wrong for women today:

1. Asked the wrong question.
2. Asked the right question.
3. Didn't ask any questions.
4. Talked.
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Legs @lollipopleggies
You know who never pisses me off and is always spot on..

Mr. Showerhead.

And yes, I do mean spot on..
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Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott
Guys, next time try arguing with her because she left the toilet seat down. See how that goes.
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Trey @treydayway
This world is not going to hell or getting worse. Read history...we have been in hell for a while.
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Carrie @carrietini
Oh honey... you're cross-eyed, sweetie. Perhaps you shouldn't have an avi that is a close up of your face.
16d               
13
3
AsianOtherWhiteMeat @AsianOtherWhite
Me. Love. You. Long.Time!

RT @Arrogant_Twat: @AsianOtherWhite I. Love. You.
16d               
1
AsianOtherWhiteMeat @AsianOtherWhite
@Arrogant_Twat 2 fingers is even better.
16d in reply to Arrogant_Twat               
1
AsianOtherWhiteMeat @AsianOtherWhite
Relationship Status

My dog is STILL my emergency contact & no one has written a missed connection about me in over a year.
#spinsterforlife
16d               
7
AsianOtherWhiteMeat @AsianOtherWhite
The worst part about me being single?
Not the lack of sex, humor or love -it's having to pay someone to fix my plumbing.
I want a handyman.
16d               
11
2
AsianOtherWhiteMeat @AsianOtherWhite
I am going to own tomorrow. I'm going to rock it out with my clit out.
16d               
8
LTB @_Tempo11
And I just discovered I can DM myself. pic.twitter.com/g3P7dw5ytC
16d               
55
13
Resque_Me @DadUnderfire
@Arrogant_Twat @kaytaa and they usually turn out prettier. True story.
16d in reply to Arrogant_Twat               
1
krieg @bitchkrieg
Need to decide on iPhone or Galaxy 5. And Sophie had a tough choice. Pfffttt.
16d               
10
Susie Fuckn Sunshine @baconcunt
Alcohol makes a great meditation aid.
17d               
22
4
Susie Fuckn Sunshine @baconcunt
I'm not gonna brainwash you, I'm gonna boobwash you. And you're gonna love it.
17d               
40
10
Legs @lollipopleggies
Oh god, please don't go all *mushy lovey dovey on me, I love that you're sexy and edgy..

*pussy TC whipped boy..
17d               
59
22
Susie Fuckn Sunshine @baconcunt
I am often wearing white. Covered in it, in fact. All over me.

So fuck you, Labor Day!
17d               
29
2
Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott
*returns yellow Camaro in pieces*
Listen bro, this is either the worst Transformer ever, or I'm just an idi... OMG I JUST KILLED BUMBLEBEE
17d               
56
26
Ms. Canyon Girl @mscanyongirl
Rules for Twitterverse are the same as in life:
1. Try to have fun
2. Mute for peace & quiet
3. Unfollow and/or Block if need be
#Easy
17d               
9
2
krieg @bitchkrieg
If I compare my real-life accomplishments against my twitter accomplishments...

Never mind.

:/
17d               
10
3
krieg @bitchkrieg
If I'm too much woman for you, you're probably gay.

*things i whisper to my boyfriend in his sleep*
17d               
20
7
Carrie @carrietini
You know shit's gettin' real when I resort to pulling my hair back with a rubberband at work.
17d               
13
PocketSizedBoyBand @ginzyj1983
In all fairness, sitting to Pee gives the chicks a distinct advantage on the tweet streets
17d               
69
41
Frank @BeingFrankStein
I feel an "annoy the fuck out of everyone on twitter with my happiness" kind of mood coming on.

Feel free to kick me in the taint.
17d               
29
3
Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott
[college class]
"The following is my thesis of how Expendables 2 is the best-"

Professor: STOP, just stop. You had me at Expendables 2. A+.
17d               
192
81
Legs @lollipopleggies
I don't need you to put me up on a pedestal..
Unless you are just making it easier to bury your face between my Legs...

Then, yes please..
17d               
98
36
Frank @BeingFrankStein
There is a limit to how short I think shorts should be…

on women most people would consider overweight.
17d               
17
2
Hurricane Sly @SwampFoxSly
Waiting doesn't make you patient.
17d               
18
6
Nat @GermanFreckles
<---- is two people short of a threesome*

* any volunteers?
17d               
128
41
Thigh High @clindsaysway
I enjoy you. Let me.
17d               
104
55
Frank @BeingFrankStein
You know you’ve been on twitter too long when the first thing that comes to mind after seeing a picture is…

“I bet she fucks that dog.“
17d               
42
17
Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott
Once I met a woman that wasn't crazy.
Just kidding.
18d               
219
113
krieg @bitchkrieg
It's like some of you don't have mirrors.
18d               
12
3
乇レレ乇 @ohsoblonde_
Women only need one thing... honesty

Ok and intimacy and lots of it.
18d               
2
1
Token Geezer @Token_Geezer
I think it’s about time the government recognised ‘having a penis’ as a disability.

Seriously. We need help.
18d               
144
46
Andrea B @Andrea__B__
If you do work of any kind for payment, this day is for you. Enjoy.
18d               
19
7
Susie Fuckn Sunshine @baconcunt
I'd tell you all about how much I love giving blow jobs, but my mouth is full.
18d               
37
9
@emilychillvibes
I love when I get called "princess" and "baby girl"
18d               
7
5
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