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97% of people do not know that Osama Bin Laden was a 'CIA' agent in the 1980s.
iPhone = Eye Phone = Illuminati Phone. Siri spelled backwards is Iris, that's a part of the Eye. Apple is Illuminati. They're watching you.
Guardian reporting Villas Boas is on the brink of losing his Tottenham job this evening.
In 2008, a volcanic ash cloud stopped Robert Lewandowski from flying to England to complete a £3m move to Blackburn.
Video: Lil Durk - Traumatized via This is hot
this is unbelievably accurate
Liverpool are ready to battle Tottenham, Chelsea and Arsenal to sign AC Milan forward Stephan El Shaarawy. (Source: Daily Star)
Tottenham are set to offer a three-year deal to veteran Italy midfielder Andrea Pirlo. (Source: Daily Star)
GOAL! Aston Villa 0-1 Tottenham - The away side are ahead as Townsend's cross confuses everyone and finds the back of the net!
00 - Kick-Off: And we're underway at Villa Park as Villa kick-off.
Villa subs - Steer, Helenius, Sylla, Benteke, Bowery, Tonev, Lowton.
Tottenham team: Lloris, Walker, Chiriches, Dawson, Vertonghen, Paulinho, Sandro, Townsend, Holtby, Sigurdsson, Soldado
Great team. Love it. Vertonghen on the left is the right choice. Good luck big Vlad on his PL debut! Sandro massive player today.
It's also Lewis Holtby's first PL start of the season as Andre makes four changes to the team that started vs West Ham.
Aston Villa team to play Tottenham: Guzan, Bacuna, Vlaar, Clark, El Ahmadi, Westwood, Luna, Delph, Weimann, Agbonlahor, Kozak
WE FUCKING DID IT!! BEST NEWCOMERS!!! THANKYOU 🙌🙌🙌🎉🎉🎉🎉🙌🙌🙌
In 2009 River Plate offered Radamel Falcao to Aston Villa for just £7m. Martin O'Neill decided to sign Emile Heskey instead.
FUT Legends will start to be randomly inserted into FIFA 14 Ultimate Team Gold Packs beginning at the launch of the Xbox One.
Played - 9
Won - 8
Clean sheets - 8
Lost - 1
FACT! Lewis Holtby got 3 assists tonight making it 4 assists in his last 2 games.
90 [+01] - Goal: Defoe again! 4-0.
Eriksen = 1 goal.
Chadli = 1 goal.
Paulinho = 2 goals.
Soldado = 5 goals.
Özil = 0 goals.
'The Seven' > Özil.
NOOOOOO Teyana's header fffssssss
GOAL! Aston Villa 0-3 Tottenham. Chadli ensures that Spurs will advance to the next round. Last season's semi-finalist are out
Get him home safely! RT : Safety first
47 - Goal: Paulinho strikes again! 2-0!
“: just play 9 midfielders and no defence. sorted”
45 [+00] - More on goal - Holtby lovely pass, chipped over Villa's defence for Defoe to glance home a header.
We need to find a way to play Holtby and Eriksen. They both must start.
Team v Aston Villa - Friedel (c), Walker, Chiriches, Vertonghen, Fryers, Sandro, Paulinho, Lamela, Holtby, Kane, Defoe.
We can confirm that Vlad Chiriches makes his Spurs debut tonight
Of the Premier League players who have made 100+ passes, Mousa Dembele has the third best passing accuracy in the opposition half.90.16%.
Tottenham have completed the most dribbles in the Premier League so far this season with 69 completed.
Fresh from scoring a gem last night, is back in training today
Important to start with a win in the Europa League! Glad to see my boy score his 1st as well!!
Our record so far this season:
Goals scored 15
Goals Against 1
The FIFA 14 Demo is an early version of software. The game continues to be polished and refined based on fan feedback.
Juventus, Napoli and Tottenham are all considering a January move for Chelsea playmaker Juan Mata. (Source: Daily Express)
Tonight's game in the Europa League against Tromsø is on ITV 4 with kick off at 8:05pm.
And here are our subs tonight - Friedel, Vertonghen, Eriksen, Paulinho, Townsend, Kane, Soldado.
Here's our team - Lloris; Naughton, Dawson, Kaboul, Rose; Dembele, Sandro; Lamela, Holtby, Sigurdsson; Defoe.
REVEALED! Your new third kit is OUT NOW!
Tevez to Llorente—"maybe you're useful for basketball but in football I've never had a worse striker partner" (via )
Eriksen vs Ozil - the battle of the new EPL playmakers -
I'm already addicted to fifa 14 and the full game hasn't come out yet 😳
Happy to have made my debut in the shirt! #2-0 thanks for the support! 👍
Christian Eriksen had a passing accuracy of 90%, creating 3 chances and gaining 1 assist. Top class debut.
Lewis Holtby and Erik Lamela look like they are coming on..
Özil's first Arsenal assist: 10 mins. Eriksen's first Spurs assist: 28 mins. Stewart Downing's first Liverpool assist: 45 games.
Mesut Özil 1st Arsenal assist: 10 mins
Christian Eriksen 1st Spurs assist: 28 mins
Stewart Downing 1st Liverpool assist: 45 games
Here's how the teams line-up for today's match at the Lane. What are your score predictions?
Team news flash - Christian Eriksen starts and makes his debut for us today. Team soon...
when I try to get on the web app fut 14 it tells me my security question is wrong but I've reset it and checked.
Could this weekend see debuts for some of the new boys?
Medical marijuana helps cancer cells freeze, preventing them from spreading.
THE EASTERN EUROPEANS JUST FUCKED UP THE BASE!!
Fellaini and Andér Herrera to Manchester United: Moyes is finalizing deal. Soon will be official
“: UK soldiers earns £27k a year, Bale will earn £300k a week. Disgusting.”
HAS A SOLDIER EVER SCORED A 40 YARD SCREAMER???
Tottenham might not be finished in the transfer market just yet, as they line up a move for Real Madrid's Fabio Coentrao.
To all the Spurs fans, your support the last 6 years has been incredible and I'll never forget it, thank you
DONE DEAL: Stoke City have confirmed the signing of Werder Bremen striker Marko Arnautović. (Source: BBC Football)
It is now officially.. TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY!
Deadline Day tomorrow. We will have movement. I expect 1 or 2 in on our part. No clue who though. Lets see what unfolds..
Deadline Day is like footballing Christmas.
Andre: 'At the moment the top teams have all lost points except Liverpool. We are all in contention, it is a long journey ahead'
Gareth joined from Southampton in May 2007 and during his six years with the Club made 203 appearances, scoring 55 goals
André Villas-Boas has confirmed that Gareth Bale will join Real Madrid. (Source: SkySports)
"He's going to join Real Madrid. We wish him well." - AVB on Bale.
Tottenham lacked creativity today because the two main signings Lamela and Eriksen barely played, but the players are there.
Holtby on for Dembele is my thinking. Mousa just hasn't risen to the occasion, Holtby definitely would.
And our subs - Erik Lamela is on the bench - Friedel, Naughton, Holtby, Lamela, Sandro, Sigurdsson, Defoe.
Here's our team - Lloris; Walker, Dawson, Vertonghen, Rose; Capoue, Paulinho; Townsend, Dembele, Chadli; Soldado.
LOOL she gave her that face
People slagging us off for not buying English talent?
THERE IS NO ENGLISH TALENT.
Find me an English Lamela.
Vertonghen: "The new players have just so much power."
Vertonghen: “I think it is going to be bruising playing Spurs this season."
DONE DEAL: Tottenham have completed the signing of Ajax midfielder Christian Eriksen. (Source: )
And Eriksen too is new Tottenham player. With Lamela and Chiriches. Everything done and official!
We are delighted to announce that we have reached agreement with Ajax for the transfer of Christian Eriksen
Erik Lamela was registered in time, and is available for the North London Derby. Debut goal please, Coco. ()
He came from Itaally to replace the Chimpanzee Lameelaaa woaaahho
Welcome to Spurs, Erik Lamela!
Tottenham sign forward Erik Lamela from Roma on club record fee
Gareth Bale agrees personal terms with Real Madrid
We are delighted to announce that we've reached agreement with AS Roma for the transfer of Erik Lamela
Tottenham sign Vlad Chiriches from Steaua Bucharest
Welcome to Spurs, Vlad Chiriches!
DEAL DONE: Tottenham have completed the signing of Steaua București defender Vlad Chiricheș. (Source: )
Sigurdsson on Walcott claims: “That’s his opinion, but we will see at the end of the season which squad is stronger."
Gylfi Sigurdsson see`s the North London Derby on Sunday as a opportunity to lay down a marker.
Erik Lamela on Spurs: "I'm ready for Tottenham, I want do great things for Spurs. And thank you, Roma."
LOLOLOL this little white kid is the best.
Daily Star reporting we are close to finalising personal terms with Lamela allowing the deal to be completed within next 24 hours.
Erik Lamela's agent is in London to close the sale of the player from Roma to Tottenham. (Di Marzio)
look to replace Gareth Bale by securing deals for Brazil hitman Hulk and Roma wonderkid Erik Lamela. [Mirror]
Tottenham are set to seal a £26m deal for AS Roma's Erik Lamela. (Source: Daily Mirror)
AS Roma forward Erik Lamela is set to fly to London to finalise his move to Tottenham on Monday.
Buzzing to have made my first prem start for spurs today! But more importantly a well deserved 3 points!! Fans were great as always
Sports Direct News claim Lamela will complete move to us in next 48 hours us then allowing Madrid to announce Bale deal.
Tottenham are set to sign £25m forward Erik Lamela from Roma this week. (Source: Mail on Sunday)
Cristiano Ronaldo tells Manchester United he is keen on a return to club. 
Steaua manager Reghecampf: "Chiriches will be a record-breaking sale in the history of Romania's first league" ()
Steaua manager Reghecampf admits an agreement has been reached with Tottenham for the transfer of Vlad Chiriches. ()
Laure James on Lamela: "But the first big stumbling block in terms of negotiations has been done.”
Laure James on Lamela: "The news is they’ve agreed a €30m deal, plus €5m in bonuses, subject to a medical."
Tottenham have agreed an £8.5m deal for Steaua Bucharest defender Vlad Chiriches, the player will join Spurs end august.
Roma have agreed to sell Lamela to Tottenham for €30m+€5m in bonuses.
Many sources now reporting Erik Lamela is close to joining us and medial Monday, announcement same day if not Tuesday. Fee €30M.
If everything goes okay next week Lamela will sign until 2018 for €2.3 million a year. - .
Lamela to us almost done. Fee €30M and €5M bonus. €3M for games played and €2M CL Qualificaton. 5 year contract - via .
Monday or Tuesday medical for Lamela, then announcement. Everything official for €30Mto Roma and bonus of €5M. - .
Italian reports state that Lamela will have his medical Monday or Tuesday, with everything agreed fee wise with Roma. €30 million + add ons.
Remember I told you about that Lamela & Pjanic deal back on the 15th Aug, the deal is still on
The Independent report we hope to complete deals for Erik Lamela and Miralem Pjanic.
Tottenham hope to complete deals for Roma's Argentina forward Erik Lamela and Bosnia midfielder Miralem Pjanić. (Source: The Independent)
Willian to chelsea? Good luck getting football mate, heard of mata hazard de bruyne oscar or moses?
Tottenham have agreed a five-year deal with Anzhi forward Willian, he's expected to complete a medical tomorrow morning. (Source: SkySports)
FINALLY ARSEnal make a signing! They've broken the bank to sign Japanese international striker Fa Kin No Wan.
Walker Vertonghen Kaboul Coentrao
Sandro Paulinho Dembele
Lamela Soldado Willian
Excuse me while I die
Mirror report we are closing in on Willian and Lamela.
My timeline has lost it. Bale out; Willian, Lamela and Coentrao in? If that's true, I'll carry Gareth to Madrid on my back.
If this happens... I think I will literally wank myself into a coma!!!! hahahah.
BREAKING NEWS: Arsenal complete double signing of Baines and Fellaini from Everton for £31 million
Tottenham team: Lloris, Walker, Dawson, Vertonghen, Rose Lennon, Dembele, Chadli, Sigurdsson, Paulinho Soldado
Good Morning everybody!!!!come on u spurs!!!!go for the game now!!!!
Bare girls on the tl pretending to know about football just to get attention, if you don't know then you don't know, don't beg it!
WE. ARE. OFFICIALLY. SHIT
": Alie thanks u agree with MEE 😂" Yeah man kmt
Arsenal needs to put on sanogo singing of the year
“: That slap My mum gave me in Lidl TURNT me blind for 2mins I started pushing another mans trolley”FML LOOOOOL!!
has the funniest keeks loool watched every video like 10 times
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MESSI UPDATE: Lionel Messi scores again for Barcelona against Real Betis to BREAK Gerd Muller's record of 85 goals in a calendar year