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bawwwww! or should i say aouuuuuuuuuu!
"As someone still relatively new to the team I'm always impressed at what this team can do and the way you all pull together to help."
I'm mid-way through about 17 books right now :/ .. I don't know if there's an end in sight.
I was struggling to decide whether that’s the best or worst word of all time, then decided that I just don’t care
excited to be seeing 's and Guildenstern Are Dead tonight !
I've learned that on the crappiest days, when u really don't want to, those days you most need to go for a run.
It’s not my fault I’m drunk. I’m on crack.
When he says that he noticed you the second you walked in. That.
Rob Ford's approval rating has gone up 5% bc of..[unsure]. The public's approval rating by me on the other hand...
Twitter needs a feature that automatically mutes writers for a month after they release a new book.
Mother Nature - 1
Kids - 0
Me - chocolate
at least if it "scared the shit out of you," you were in the right place ;)
I wonder how many deaths have been homonym related
Wish I could've seen the meeting that happened between version 1 and 2 of this sign...
Nothing like getting a note from Hannibal Lecter saying 'I like your style'.
We’d love to take credit for her awesomeness but today is all . Go Rachel!!
Not to sound like a broken record, but mooooooon rivrivrivrivriverrrrrrr ......
starting my fourth half-year with the awesome team today!
@jeremypaulmusic That tweet was in honour of .
So cool! A year of reading the world:
Well is doing the interviews so they definitely don’t hurt.
Some days are considered a win if you managed to stay away from sharp objects, prescription bottles & refrained from jumping into traffic.
This fish stole my joke! I shall name this fish after fellow joke stealer
It's like my friend Nancy says, If you don't like it, don't come to the beach
"#1 obstacle to growth: not giving permission be yourself"- Shannon Tobin
And my inner 12-year-old has wholeheartedly adopted the new pronunciation.
I'm over pitch competitions in a way that I previously thought I would only ever be over Kirk Cameron.
Stubbed my toe like nobody’s business tonight. Tweeted about it.
I'm bubble tea. ... Suck my balls.
I'm a non-perfect woman living in a non-perfect house, with a non-perfect life and that's perfectly okay.
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If you're happy and you know it, go to hell.
There are leaders, and then there are control freaks. Don't be the latter.
Personas need to profile the buying decision, not just the buyer
In France, Vin Diesel is known as 'Wine Gas'
Clean and to the point: The Pitch Deck That Landed $6 Million Funding Round.
Fuck yeah. Seriously it's that good. Yay!!!
If I get 3 more followers, I'm totally going to have sex with tonight.
what is the deal with tattoo places being all booked up MONTHS in advance?How is anyone supposed to make a spontaneous bad decision anymore?
Normally I like trendy wordplay as much as anyone, but this latest one isn't twerking for me.
I collected some tools for running a/b tests, polls, surveys for feedback. Some decent resources in this list.
Holy crap that's incredible! YOU are amazing! RT : Rachel’s final stats for the day -
Congrats to ! RT : . Is... An... Ironman!
What an inspiration! RT : Maximum respect. Wow! “: . Is... An... Ironman! ”
Congrats!!! RT : Yes! has completed her first ! Congratulations Rachel!!!
congrats. You are freaking awesome
Congratulations, Rachel! Awe-inspiring! ": Rachel’s final stats for the day - "
Chick is freaking awesome. Congrats Rach! RT : Yes! has completed her first ! Congratulations Rachel!!!
awesome times! So amazing.
Words can't describe how impressed & inspired I am with 's performance today in . Way to go Rachel!
Don't forget, the real triathlon heroes today are at Ironman Mont Tremblant -
Go Rachel Go! RT : On the bike. Through-the-viewfinder shot.
and looking just FABULOUS! Go Rachel Go!
Go Rachel! RT : Here’s my favourite athlete, fresh off the swim! /cc
Today we’re cheering on as she performs in her first . You rock Rachel!
When I'm tired in my little race today, I'll remember in her humongous race and I'll keep moving!
atta girl! You have this! Training done, "hay in the barn"... use your training experiences (the good) to fuel you on Sunday
Every time you use the wrong your/hole/there/its I'm judging you. And no, it does not Literally kill me, it just bugs me!
Wow! I remember when you 1st tweeted that you had signed up for an iron man. What a journey! I am sure you'll do amazing!
Exciting! If you need an adrenaline boost, try pretending there's a sharknado behind you. Not on the swim. That's TOO scary.
Good tips for agencies and freelancers. Pre-qualifying Clients:
you're right, YOU should be more upset about this!
Why do men at hardware stores always look at me like I'm a unicorn? I belong here, I can build shit.
Ahhh the sense of relief after completing something you've been putting off for far far too long. :D
Conversations with my boy that start in "when you were a kid Mom..." make me wonder what makes him think I'm an adult.
6 PR Girl crushes and their Twitter handles.
Me: is it weird that I bought myself a my little pony?
Mom: have you seen Derek's desk???
Me: lol ;)
Accept people for where they are, not for where you want them to be.
40 must-read books before turning 40
Losing a friend can be like death. The fact they're here but not part of your life anymore can feel worse sometimes. Yea, that.
. hey you guys should sponsor the Sochi Olympics! You and Russia have so much in common. <3 you guyz could be lovers!
I was going to take some time to examine my feelings and improve the way I react to them, but then I remembered there's beer in the fridge.
I don't know? It always makes me feel better...
Looking forward to our morning meeting with & a new direction for Sunfest website & social media
"I hate tacos" - said no Juan ever.
I just watched this really cool 6-min sci-fi animated short called . Think you might like it VIDEO
Matt Damon = friends with bennifers
Partnerships benefit greatly from people being able to recognize when "I need your input" really means "I need you to agree with me."
Less than three hours until with at ! Eeeeeee!
If I owned a handyman business on Manitoulin Island, I would call it, " Man-A-Toolin' Handyman Services."
A Startup Content Marketing Cheatsheet: Mapping to Buying Stages via @rocketscope
“Don’t worry little baby, i’d be screaming too if I hadn’t learned that it was not socially acceptable” -
Expect temperatures of 72 degrees once you factor in the Mumadex
For the first time ever I'm really feeling and believing that I can do it!
We like the same music? Let's skip acquaintance and go straight to friend
This is what it sounds like...when doves cry.
Going to bed, to dream of the day I can say “It’s funny, I thought with it being my plane and all that it would just wait for me.”
Nacho, nacho boat... 's birthday! (@ The Morrissey House w/ ) [pic]:
Happy birthday to , one of the most incredible women I know.
1.Take something you use daily. 2.Remove all parts/ornamentation not necessary to the task it performs.
If they can't support you when you lean on them, find someone who will
6 Exercises to Help You Write Concise Copy I like this.
Normally I would tell my kid not to play with his food...had to let it slide tonight!
If you're into juicing, check this out...
If it doesn't serve your story, lose it. This applies to both writing and life
[P] I've posted this before, one of my favorites: "Gimme Shelter", vocals only. Merry Clayton, 2:47 to 3:14 = !!!!! VIDEO
3 carrots, 1/2 apple, 1 small beet, 1 stick celery, 6 leaves spinach :)
“Captain, I noticed a heat surge in your pelvic region as you were talking to counsellor Troi. Are you feeling alright?”
So simple, yet, holy fuck. how small are we? How big are we? What does it all mean?!
We can no longer be friends...for a whole shitload of reasons, but primarily due to your refusal to properly use the em dash.
Don't Quit! Need Motivation for working out? Remember what motivated you to start!
A man goes into a Chemist's. "Do you sell Viagra?" "Yes." "Can I get it over the counter?" "If you can, you don't need it."
Damn. You look like a bad decision that I can't wait to make.
yessss! "THE RULE: Simple. Never leave the house."
Then I’m in.. The tail is off the lion. I repeat, the tail is off the lion.
GARLIC SCAPE HUMMUS: High in ﬁber. Full of ﬂavor. Don’t miss out on this early summer delicacy !
Our new summer camping sippy cup. 50 cents extra & worth it for sheer beer volume.
I ran the wrong way for 20 years one time. I got burned too.
You better check yo'self before you Leffe yo'self! @ Chaucer's Pub
And my ex questioned all those hours playing Tetris.
Ok!!! “: PIckup Growing Chefs! coffee blend from at proceeds to Classroom Gardening Project
She could only read 3 words, now can read 20 "wants to go to space, needs to be a good reader to be smart so she can"
"Stop texting me pictures of the cat! I'm trying to sleep!" Whatever. Estranged husbands are so lame.
9 Qualities Of Truly Confident People
Finlaly, someone understands! I have bitchy resting face:
While teaching a sales class today to a group of Homewood Suites executive, I'm reminded that closing the sale is...
I really hope that once the Psy impersonator guy is found out, he yells: "PSYche!" and then disappears into the night.
If you think about it, the fact that people swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth on the Bible is pretty funny.
7-11 grand opening is 12-4? I don't get the impression their hearts are really into this venture.
Heyyy I get it..."Arrested", "Development"
Ahem RT : HILLARY CLINTON PANTSUIT RAINBOW!
If I had a topless hair salon I would name it, "A Little Off The Top."
Maybe we should change Toronto's Lacrosse team name to the Toronto "Rocks"
I'm sorry. I wouldn't have done it if I'd thought far enough ahead to realize ppl might find out and it would make me look bad.
Thanks for the loan of your man baggage .... wait, that doesn't sound right.
The lines I don't remember writing are usually my favourite
I just hope someone at the Toronto Star got to yell “Stop the presses!”
Great beer and even better company! (@ Milos' Craft Beer Emporium - w/ )
Prospecting strategically will lead to increased sales. Scope out companies & find pain points your product/service can solve.
Don't substitute “you did something wrong" for “you did something that bothers me," whether you're saying it or hearing it.
Really? $800 in jewellery for Mothers Day? I was going to give my mom a bouquet of flowers. That I picked from her garden.
Life will never stop throwing curve balls at you. Don't give up, the next stage may be full of experiences you couldn't have ever imagined.
The real hero this morning is coffee
In case this is my last tweet ever: dog fart.
I know I wrote it the first time, but that doesn't mean when it comes across my desk again I'm not going to edit the crap outta it.
Aw man I think I might be sick. I never get sick and I'm not very good at it. I knew I shouldn't have shared 's tweet yesterday.
Downtown Hamilton: It is as if Detroit farted into Tampa's mouth.
Schtup! in the naaaame of looove.
Listening to Cousin Kevin by The Who via
Would be great to see you !!
ha, you're even more awesome than I thought! Sorry, .
'No, I'll just take well.'- how Baby Jessica orders every drink, laughs too hard, then looks around to see if anyone recognizes her.
“I think if the Earth is safe, we're safe, and if the Earth is healthy, we're healthy." - Marissa (who is 6 and plans to save the world)
I'm not staring. I'm memorizing a moment
I wish personal relationships could make me as happy as the new way I arranged my phone icons does.
Happy birthday ! Few people have had the impact on my life that you have. I am who I am because you gave me a chance. Thank you.
Breaking: twitter feed full of feigned surprise.
sorry, it didn't show as a reply. I meant this:
"You can do anything, but not everything." -David Allen
To almost all churches, it is. “ Feminism ‘very dangerous,’ Russian church leader warns ”
God, I miss baton. Thank god for vodka!
MAKE THIS HAPPEN. Preferably when I'm stuck front row.
Now with a link! I think that first exercise is actually the Bend and Snap...
Is steak and blowjob day like Thanksgiving, where if your loved ones aren't around, you invite some hobos over to celebrate?
Pope's already asking favours? Don'r pray for him, Argentina! Isn't he supposed to be immortal or something anyway?
Hey, - have you seen this?!
I wear your grand dad's clothes. I look incredible.
How shall we fuck off, oh Lord?
Online Anger: Where It Comes From and How to Control It via
I am also passionate about . I also experience your anger and frustration. We are in this together.
Oh yes please, post another picture of yourself, arm outreached taking a self portrait! Thanks for doing this almost daily. You are awesome!
I am super excited to announce that I am launching Ladies Learning Code in ! 1st event is April 13, on HTML & CSS!
App lists every Oscar nominee, tells if it's on DVD or streaming. Add films to a queue, get email when they are.
Fun times for the enthusiasts in - London Bicycle Show is next weekend:
Green tea ice cube vitamin facial to tighten pores? Totally trying this! RT Can you shrink pores with ice cubes?
Nothing has increased my happiness quite so much as realizing I don't care if I miss out on most of the things everyone else is doing.
I work with a bunch of people that I just want to hug for being so talented and awesome. I hope you all find this.
Try and get a row, it's fun! Usage Peeve Bingo //
Cows with unicorn horns would be legend...wait for it...dairy.
I used this recipe and then added a dash of vanilla extract.
Coping with the holidays . . .Light a candle in memory & to symbolize the spiritual presence of a family member that has passed.
For a festive living room, tie shiny Christmas ribbon around your throw pillows like you would wrap a gift & tie a big bow on the front.
Sometimes I mix up Colin Firth and Colin Farrell, but luckily, for most of my ideas, they're virtually interchangeable.
In a City of London overwhelmed by negativity, my promise to do my part to combat its effects. AKA my Pollyanna Post:
oh never mind, I found it. And i see your convo was quite deliberately from the movie. haha I get it now.
You hate that shit, too! RT : Hahaha. "Venti is the only one that DOESN'T mean large."
Sometimes the reason we feel insecure is because we compare our behind-the-scenes circumstances with everyone else’s public highlight reel
My derby girl name would be Sinead O’Conquer
WEEKEND PROJECT: Make pumpkin ravioli with browned sage butter.
Wake up to a simulated sunrise with this lovely DIY lamp alarm clock:
"We have to wear slutty costumes?"
"Well, not you. Slutty is not exactly a disguise for you."
This DIY salt scrub smells great and keeps your skin healthy for a fraction of the price of the fancy ones:
19 surprisingly obvious food tips:
Join me over at for a quick recipe for Vegan hummus and avocado tacos