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The reason a BF must teach GF how to swim is to prevent the question "who will you rescue 1st if your mom and me drop into water?!"
BB users, this is the way to connect to wifi w/o charges in overseas “Mobile Network:” OFF “Data services:” ON “Data while roaming:” OFF
Whenever you ask any direction during at toll, you will almost get the same answer... "Straaaaight je~"
When my puppy get excited with her little bone...
This is my bro,friend,school mate. We love each other. Slut for
U can have your fav politic parti, but in term of PERPADUAN we must think rationally! We're from 1 family, don't miss the direction please.
Malaysian is just like the flower's petals, plucking any one from it will only made it become uglier
Some politician are losing their EQ and started to blame the citizen, but not thinking why are they not getting support from the citizen.
WHY firecrackers & fireworks??! Chinese in whole world are celebrating the 9th day of CNY, birthday of King of Heaven, Jade Emperor.
Getting ready for the fireworks? We are welcoming the 9th day of CNY, the biggest day in CNY - Birthday of King of Heaven, Jade Emperor.
Blackberries are like girls, they only work when u rub one little button. iPhones are like men, touch anywhere and they respond... Opss 
jadikan biasiswa untuk 200 orang top student
RM2 million for PSY to perform in Penang on 11 Feb for Barisan Nasional's CNY open house, whatcha say?
In case you don't know, the patung besar at Batu Caves is called Murugan. Happy Thaipusam to all!
LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN! RT if you dislike Sharifah Zohra Jabeen's attitude.
Seem like people are more afraid of 2/1/13 rather than 21/12/12~
Selamat pagi! The last morning greet to you all in year 2012, wish all of us have a better year and better Malaysia in 2013! Goodbye 2012
Hi politician, this is a warning to you, we are your boss, so please do your job properly, STOP CORRUPTION!
We don't care whether we are copying the correct answer or not, we just want the assignment to be passed up on time.
Breaking news! NASA had officially announced the dark phenomenon which will definitely come after evening on 21 Dec 2012 is called...night
Kursus bahasa mandarin now open in pagoh and muar town. Cepat cepat daftar kalau berminat ya :) hanya sabtu dan ahad saje.
Sometimes when we eat, it is not because we are hungry, just our lips are so lonely.
Anyone else from Muar wish to learn mandarin speaking? Next class will be started on December! Mari mari daftar cepat~
Girls,do not try to use face detection to unlock your gadget as it might not recognize you in the early morning.
See how people compare Princess Kate and Rosmah!
If SAMSUNG and APPLE merge together, we call it SAMPLE.
If we dare to win, we should also dare to lose - Dato' Lee Chong Wei
Study for exams, not for knowledges
Ada soalan? (....senyaaaap)
Do not expect to get a DM reply if you are not following that person you DM... There is no WHY, just because it doesn't work =)
From certain angle, I really look like XD
Ways to become a zombie : bitten, evolution after die, infection, coll/uni's assignments,projects,and exam
i played light painting yesterday night :) See >>
Happy father's day to those use our competitors' product - Durex
Good news guys, EURO CUP jerseys in da haus! RM50 include postage. Which jersey is your favourite?? DM me if interested k :)
Melayu ke Cina? (mana Indian? x sebut pun...XD wey, xyah tanya la,x kira bangsa ape,sume MALAYSIAN!)
Cute Danbo was watching sunrise @ Broga hill~
the sunrise @ broga hill =)
Charle went to Broga Hill this morning =) RT if you love this!
Heat makes things expand. So I'm not fat, I'm just too hot XD
Don't feel sad when people look down on you... Always remember, dolphin never need to learn how to climb a tree like monkey.
Don't ever try to look down or criticise anyone weaker than you. They might possess certain strengths which you are totally a NOOB.
Go to SPR website and key in the IC no. "530823040010" , believe your eyes, we have a 159y/o voter in Malaysia?!
OMG this is so..... ermm..... Justin Bieber edition Kotex??
Good Job PDRM! Big claps for you VIDEO
[MUST WATCH] LAPORAN PENUH 3.0 : INSIDEN KERETA POLIS LANGGAR PESERTA BERSIH VIDEO
around 4.30pm i left the "danger zone" and looks like all polices were called to kumpul in dataran as well
I left masjid thru a back street n saw more n more FRU & Polices were heading to the area i away from.i hv no idea wat's goin on after that.
Some polices acted like gangster,pushing public hardly and chasing everyone get down from LRT,i was thingkin "where shud i go actually?!"
At that time i saw about 20 polices running into Masjid Jamek LRT station just to catch the troublemaker who throw bottle,again..av1 RUN!!!
Everyone was showing their unsatisfactory to FRU n polices' promise. We are forced to shield in Masjid again.
jz a few step getting out from masjid jamek, another round of attack by water cannon in front of us! RUN again!
Image shows everyone was ready to move after nego v polices
Some troublemakers did threw bottles towards FRU n polices... but stopped by leader on the spot.
in front of Masjid, polices negotiated v people. Everyone was allowed to leave with no more attack
was touched whn malays invite everyone2enter Masjid Jamek as shield.Malay,Chinese,India sharing salt and drinking water
Hiding in the old building, i thought i was safe. But the polices saw us! RUN AGAIN! ARRR
View from my position in the old building, FRU was firing tear gas toward crowd
An old building's gate was opened,some people run into the building and everyone helped each other by sharing salt n water despite races!
Around 3pm, "PAAM PAAM PAAM" n i saw smoke at front.. RUN!!!!
Crowd BUUU and clap (ada yg buu ada yg clap la) when police trucks passed by...
As i felt difficult to breathe inside the crowd, immediately i squeezed myself at least 50metre apart from my position.
The cheer i heard "Bersih (juga dinyanyi macam lagu worldcup "ole ole ole ole" ), "Stop Lynas", "Reformasi", lagu Negaraku, "Hidup rakyat"
Following the crowd, i realized i reached really near to Dataran Merdeka and ppl are cheering "BUKA BUKA BUKA BUKA..."
FYI i went jz for the purpose2update my tweets to my followers (planned balik kampong sebenarnya taw hihi) at the end,m victim pulak
i talked to a police "bang,2.0 ramai ke 3.0 ramai?" "mm~ rasa macam tahun ni ramai la~" (tepuk bahu dia) "ok la bang,tq ya" "Alright :)"
12pm,i reached & everyone was cheering peacefully,polices on duty relax je,traffic polices and Unit Amal PAS were directing traffic.
FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! These call Malaysia Polices??!! GERAAAAAM!!! VIDEO
I m touched when malays were shouting at me while everyone was running from tear gas "come on bro!! Get into masjid!!!"
I ♥ Malaysia and I hope Malaysia can ♥ me too ☺
Orang malaysia jogging half an hour lepastu bantai nasi lemak roti canai teh tarik. Takpayah tanya lah kenapa tak kurus kurus.
RT if you want a better Malaysia with clean election
I sincerely hope can act rationally tomorrow.. it's not only Malaysian but the whole world is watching us.
For those goin to .0 tomorrow, please take care of yourself and also anyone who need help especially the elders and weak one, PEACE!
Can someone please explain who Feat. is?He seems very popular as he plays in a lot of songs.I can't search him in google!
When come to Love quotes, don't always think of gf/bf laaa, FAMILY LOVE is more important =)
Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... just be an illusion.
If you want to be loved, be lovable.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Men will use up $20 at the $10 item which they badly need. Women will spend $10 at the $20 item which they don’t need at all.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen. - John F. Kennedy
If you want to conquer fear, don't sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy. - Dale Carnegie
See what i had done during my moody Sunday~ haha
GOSH, the bad example of Police and Citizen.. RASUAH in action
I'm not celebrity, I just want to be someone familiar to you.
OMG, korek kiri korek kanan lepas tu makan~ yucks! Nazri, i m not listening to u sorry~ lolz enjoy after 00.50
We hate the new coins! 5sen macam 10sen, 10sen macam 20sen, 20sen macam 50sen, aduuh~ even worst when in darkness
A special thanks to for his awesome support in :D great and humble twitfamous he is! ^_^
Don't feel bad if people remember you only when they need you, you are like a candle that comes to their mind when there is darkness.
I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job. Because he will find an easy way to do it - Bill Gates
Don’t get my personality and my attitude twisted, because my personality is me, and my attitude depends on you.
is officially opened for new members! Will u be part of us? include the tag in ur tweet and bio now!
In twitter, we follow, we tweet, we DM, we RT and WE MAKE FRIENDS!!!
Kevin is 27 years old & started Instagram 18 months ago with Mike Krieger, in October 2010.Today, Instagram sold to Facebook for $1 billion.
fuhh, ramainya ah moi mandi bogel~ sape nak tweet handle dorang??
Piggy~ what are u doing? let's hang out later! (so sweeet~) .... Babi~ kau watpe? Jom lepak nanti ya! ( !@#$%^&*)
Make yourself stronger than your excuses!
Nowadays even part of the news in newspaper are grabbed from social media like facebook and twitter especially. RT if you agree!
"If u can't change tomorrow, but u r too worried about tomorrow, then today will be destroyed"
Pantun dalam tandas >>>> "Ada kucing ada tikus, sudah kencing tolong jirus"
Before you criticize other people's English level, make sure you can write,spell,pronounce perfectly in your own mother tongue. TQ
Mosquitoes are more attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas or had beer. If your blood group is O, they love you. ♥
WOOW adakah ini perangai sorang Menteri Besar??! What's ur comment?
I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast forward the bullshit. Rewind the memories.
Dont try to be English teacher, this is only twitter... 140 characters only weyy
My lecturer said: "baca banyak lupa banyak, baca sikit lupa sikit, baik jangan baca....." XD
Don't get bored to share or teach something which is new to your parents as they never get bored in guiding and teaching u once u r born
Kony abduct innocent children in Uganda and made it as his "soldiers" and order them to killed their own parents..
Dah la org Thai yg menetap di Msia dah upgrade jd bumiputera,kami dah cukup sedih,jgn lagi nak singkirkan Chinese dan Indian dr Msia pls T T
Mayb u will ask, WTH justmalaysian need so many followers??! Bcoz.. to reach ur problems or questions to more Malaysian & get solutions!! :)
Debate of CSL & LGE v English subtitles.(sorry the subtitles only appeared after a few minutes).There are 5 parts. !
Celebrate Chinese New Year with no shark fin soup! Let's create the awareness!
文憑不過是一張車票，碩士是高鐵，大學是自強號，專科是普通車，高中是站票。 到站後，都下車找工作，才發現老闆並不太關心你是怎麼來的，只關心你會做什麼。---- 香港首富 李嘉誠
我是咖啡鬼! I'm a coffee ghost! Aku hantu kopi! நான் ஒரு காபி பேய் இருக்கிறேன்!
Did u ever seen Flashmob at KLIA ? It's awesome! Welcome home Malaysians! Malaysia missing you <3 VIDEO
Tomorrow Is My Exam, But I Don't Care. Because A Single Sheet Of My Paper Can't Decide My Future. - Thomas Alva Edison
Every girl may not be queen to her husband, but she is always a princess to her father
In School "oh~teacher knows my name :D " In Coll/Uni "Auch! Lecturer knows my name!!! T T "
Before lecturer upload the final exam tips, i was like "how i gonna die?!" But now "ah ha~ i know where will i die at...." T T
Halo, I'm Charle. I RT your problem/question to reach every corner of Malaysia! Mention me when you need me~
Do you know Malaysia Lion Dance team from Muar (KunSengKeng) own more than 30 times of World Champion? VIDEO
Don't be too proud if you are not stalked by anyone, it means people around you don't give a *duut* on you...Gotcha! XD
Someone had recorded the slip during Buletin Utama TV3 by Jay Not that serious k,just a small mistake.Relax~ VIDEO
RT if you forgive for the slip during Buletin Utama TV3 just now.
Inilah pemberita TV3 tadi yang tersebut PM Anwar
Malaysian! Let's RT to trend the campaign in twitter! Fight and say No to racism!
RT if you are still at home and doing nothing for 2012 countdown
You would have tons of reason to hate someone but sometime you don't have even 1 reason to love someone
Have a break and visit your parents if you think they are missing you at home...
Don't keep complaint that no people bother about your tweet if you always ignore people's tweets.
Don't ask people to follow you if you never think to reply any mention.
Don't ask people to follow you if you are going to make your next tweet in next week.
no mention at all in timeline ~~ no engagement, only link
do not have a personalize Bio ~~
do not have an avatar ~~ egg head
Just went to KFC to verify the truth of the Online voucher. OMG~ it's EPIC! SHARE!
Rosmah Mansor love singing~ IF TOMORROW NEVER COMES !
Do you know you really look like my next girlfriend/boyfriend?
why ppl alw like to use CUM instead of ori1 COME ? "im cuming" "cum here now" "r u cuming?"
Hanya sakai berfikiran "Malaysia only for own race, hidup ni hidup tu" Balik hutan dok!
Malaysia for all okay! Klo nak buat statement macam 'malaya for malay' ... sorry, u r very childish, be frank
yg berbunyi tu x busuk, yg busuk tu x berbunyi -------- kentut
Best condom ads ever~ safe sex VIDEO
i think the number of kpop lovers is higher than twitter user
WADAFAK!!! Taekwondo + Shuffle in Korea tis is crazy!!!
is no point to gather facebooker from Malaysia, but it is so fun n interesting to gather tweeter from Malaysia!
Words r not too important2show u care.Atleast u noe how to show it.Remember Mr. Bean doesn't talk much,but he nvr leaves his TEDDY behind..
Fri(end), Boyfri(end), Girlfri(end), Bestfri(end)... Everything has an END except for Fam(ily), it has I LOVE YOU.
We did it! Action had been taken on this guy @hikmat_maswara who threaten to kill malaysia student in indonesia
A guy is thinking to set an interesting password. Then he enters "mypenis" ... System reply "It is too short"
RT @hazelkh0r: RT : RT : RT : “算了”，这两个字背后包含着多少失望
Dear Malaysian,we r gentlemen,so do not create any twitter war v Indonesian later ok? Promise! RT Plz
congratulation UPSR holder! Well done~ u stil have PMR SPM A LEVEL DEGREE MASTER PHD to hold! welcome to the real world~
Did you know all Malaysian should follow in twitter
Did you know 85% of women wear the wrong bra size
Did you know the most commonly forgotten item for travelers is their toothbrush
Did you know the word 'rhythm' is the longest word without a vowel
Did you know a 1 minute kiss burns 26 calories
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
<---- THIS PERSON IS SO PROUD TO BE A MALAYSIAN
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PM,selamat menunaikan Haji~but y rosmah ikot? Pakai macam nk pi shopping pulak~ tudung kecil sgt ke rambut besar sgt?
Any ppl from Muar Johor? actly muar bridge is beautiful dont u think so?
the best way to bring more ppl into twitter is show how interesting twitter is! start from u n me!
Peepz! This is my official page more contest n event coming up!
haloooooo~ page is officially open! sharing is caring! see who is the 1st one 'like' it !!!
if we act ovr protective,like malay chinese indian fight for own right n argue4childish history,the gap between us further,how to1malaysia?
actually 1 Malaysia concept is great, but do u realize the decoration did is more than building the concept?
do u noe that the kid r indirectly taught to b a racist since their primary school ?
Y not gov make all races study together,learn malay mandarin tamil together? Y need to separate the kids from their young age!?
y each races wan so much own language school? y not gov combine all,n make all races study together,learn malay mandarin tamil together?
other than tweeting rojak of things~ do u noe wat else can do for u? i RT for u to reach ur voice to other Malaysians!
CM Lim, u r the man! reduce 95% of Penang debt in 3 years time!
CONGRATULATION to ,the winner of game & TQ to all the participants!!!
FYI game winner is chose based on the uniqueness and creativity...i got 34 entries n now is the time to announce the winner!
I LOVE TO FOLLOW bcoz... is the place where we get to know all interesting,funny,useful things & ppl in msia!
I LOVE TO FOLLOW bcoz it takes a msian to understand the same wavelength coz in the end, aren't we all ?
I LOVE TO FOLLOW bcoz... he wouldnt let me win because I missed out the key words. p/s: so confusing la. haha
I LOVE TO FOLLOW bcoz no other malaysian swagger than him
I LOVE TO FOLLOW bcoz he is just cool and soooo malaysian :D
I LOVE TO FOLLOW bcoz he always has the new updates no matter local or international, to keep us updated.