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JaxMidwest 'merica.2011-08-11
@YoSoyJax981 days
I dont have any use for weakness.
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Time Out Chicago @TimeOutChicago
27 ways you know it's finally spring in Chicago: tmout.us/vTgns
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Matt Hurst @mattdogg
Much sleep

Very comfy

Such bed
Wow

#mattdoge
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Joe Creager @theCreags
@YoSoyJax ThinkTwiceagram

An app that let's you post... but after multiple "are you sure???" Menus
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Joe Creager @theCreags
@YoSoyJax Facebook worthy ... but definitely not Instagramable.
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Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
Chompers the corgi. pic.twitter.com/s87gyxBDoW
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Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
Find the corgi! pic.twitter.com/f19lqLbXfS
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Jimmy Copland @JamesCopland88
Worms youtube.com/watch?v=2pTgRh… via @YouTube
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Jimmy Copland @JamesCopland88
Pikachu on Acid youtube.com/watch?v=X5Izm1… via @YouTube @YoSoyJax
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Jimmy Copland @JamesCopland88
@YoSoyJax what is that
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Joe Creager @theCreags
@YoSoyJax yeah, but any dice over 6 sides and you have to pay. #frownyface
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Jimmy Copland @JamesCopland88
This Hawks game! !!
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MattyTalks @mattytalks
The neighbors let their kid ride her bicycle in my driveway again after I've asked them not to and she just wiped out. God is real and good
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Jimmy Copland @JamesCopland88
@YoSoyJax bart simpson watch pokemon youtube.com/watch?v=k96VhX… via
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Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
What a regal man. pic.twitter.com/ZJxYHAc8tv
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mitchell jacobs @MitchJcbs
@YoSoyJax so how come you text lucas and cameron but not me
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pakalu papito @pakalupapito
u know my camel not my life story
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MattyTalks @mattytalks
Please stop saying the chimps are "loose" Slut shaming the chimps won't get them back in their cages
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CollegeHumor @CollegeHumor
This baby doll isn't fucking around pic.twitter.com/dyFUaeqXr3
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SimpsonsQOTD @SimpsonsQOTD
“Dad, who’s watching TV at 3:17am?”
“Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners..." pic.twitter.com/sg2YZswcjn
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k e l s e y @kelsey_e_liz
The Pianist has to be one of the most gut wrenching movies I've ever seen. Jeez.
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Metal Injection @metalinjection
The new project from The Mars Volta founders, @ANTEMASQUE, which also has Flea from RHCP just posted a new track: bit.ly/1hsAEpx
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Jimmy Copland @JamesCopland88
All up in my shit pic.twitter.com/EUAFYQKld6
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X-Pert Maztermind @jmomstead
@fick_nerrebee get ready for a butt raping ticket.
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Vulgar Ninja @fick_nerrebee
My cat is more popular than me.
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Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
Oh my he's so fluffy! pic.twitter.com/SJH8V0EB2T
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Jimmy Copland @JamesCopland88
Here ya go @YoSoyJax NERD pic.twitter.com/lt4EGOPxdv
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courtney stahl @notsocourtinary
Finally time w my Emmy
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Chicago Cubs @Cubs
Clark helps kids run the bases as part of our Family Sundays at Wrigley Field. vine.co/v/Mi2EirWzQ5p
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Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
Corgi Dachshunds are just too adorable cutepics.us/1ftfNwu
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pakalu papito @pakalupapito
Retreet if I am cute
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Chive Fest @ChiveFest
It's the weekend, let's party like it's #ChiveFest! pic.twitter.com/tTmERWbpUw
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Vulgar Ninja @fick_nerrebee
I think I just got made fun of by a class of third graders in the atrium. #HappyFriday
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mitchell jacobs @MitchJcbs
Just realized I have no idea what day of the week it is.
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pakalu papito @pakalupapito
i need wife that cook and twerk
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Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy
"Timon, this Acid was a bad idea. Hakuna-ma-fuck-this." pic.twitter.com/ck0nbJYbZe
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Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
He's only half listening. pic.twitter.com/HZPoCsTn2n
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Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy
"Whats that Lassie? Little Timmy fell down the Well and you're too fabulous to care?!" pic.twitter.com/Jk32s3alqu
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Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
I got you a leaf! pic.twitter.com/VBhicQQqfa
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SimpsonsQOTD @SimpsonsQOTD
"If it's clear an yella, you got juice there fella; if it's tangy and brown you're in cider town!" pic.twitter.com/Ehokl1yl07
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Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
Hipster little man. pic.twitter.com/W6itX6yWPI
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FAT AMY @RelatableQuote
yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day
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Life Pro Fitness @BestProFitness
After leg day pic.twitter.com/0lUbKAGVtH
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Jimmy Copland @JamesCopland88
@YoSoyJax thug life
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Jimmy Copland @JamesCopland88
@YoSoyJax welcome to the club
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Jimmy Copland @JamesCopland88
Id much rather sit here in my underwear reading about beer and quantum physics than go to work to sell beer and think about quantum physics
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Jimmy Copland @JamesCopland88
@YoSoyJax pic.twitter.com/cMZHXRC7Oy
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MattyTalks @mattytalks
Guy Fieri's kid at a petting zoo correcting the guide that they're actually "kickin" chickens and "blazing" buffalo
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Bad Advice Dog @BadAdviceDog
Replace your cats litter box with cocaine
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Kyle @ChurchWITHIN
pic.twitter.com/bv7rzFDzWL
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Allison Pittman @allisonmeeow
Don't call me crazy, I'm happy.
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SimpsonsQOTD @SimpsonsQOTD
"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get." pic.twitter.com/JBMG0SiNZd
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David Schiff @Adtr87
@YoSoyJax done
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Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
Corgi laughs are the best laughs. pic.twitter.com/FjRTnBI5s4
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Ashley Cybul @Ashley_Cyborg
"Where did these Ross Gellar Asians come from?" @YoSoyJax
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Vulgar Ninja @fick_nerrebee
I'm not sure how to describe what the cats are doing right now.
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MattyTalks @mattytalks
I bought a cursed candelabra and suddenly Stevie Nicks appeared in my house. She keeps burning incense and eating all my triscuits
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Huffington Post @HuffingtonPost
This baby moose just got rescued from a fence, but he doesn't quite know how to say "thank you" huff.to/1gMLpkr
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Vulgar Ninja @fick_nerrebee
People who regularly get a good nights sleep.. HOW YOU DO THAT? 😐
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Rosetta Stone @rosettastone
It's #WanderlustWednesday! Wish we were in Valencia for #LasFallas bit.ly/1eSdMtw #RosettaStoneTV pic.twitter.com/0SrV88bqXe
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pakalu papito @pakalupapito
srry babe but this seet is taken, do u want to sit on my lap it comfy
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Kyle @ChurchWITHIN
@YoSoyJax @Ashley_Cyborg pic.twitter.com/r1AcoCbWzS
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tina @tinatbh
why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up
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k e l s e y @kelsey_e_liz
It should be mandatory day off today... Half of Chicago is hungover anyway..
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Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
FLUFF pic.twitter.com/V4TRtyNwUa
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Bad Advice Dog @BadAdviceDog
Its not gay if its for a Klondike bar
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Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks
Do not adjust your timeline... the green #Blackhawks jerseys have arrived! pic.twitter.com/4jE8l9QxU7
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MattyTalks @mattytalks
I'm just trying to shit in a Henley like a true mountain man and now I'm under siege by trolls
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Vulgar Ninja @fick_nerrebee
He's been using my water bottle as a pillow all morning. pic.twitter.com/RHOFpmRXK4
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Chris Griffith @cqgriffith
All I want is a giraffe and to own my own summer camp. I want both now. #reallifegoals
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Vulgar Ninja @fick_nerrebee
Remind me not to show any pictures of my cats to girls while were out tonight.
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tina @tinatbh
exit the womb they said

life will be great they said
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Kyle @ChurchWITHIN
@YoSoyJax lol pic.twitter.com/LHUpwVvGF0
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MattyTalks @mattytalks
List of my dad credentials:
Sensible Subaru owner
Expert in Harry Potter
I love ti'tys
Powerful thighs
Willing to tussle with soccer moms
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Angry Boys Quotes @AngryBoysQuotes
#JenOkazaki - Don't be shy for the camera Tim, we know you like cock
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Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
Don't be sad, look at this little cutie! pic.twitter.com/w43FW1y4pP
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Hank Hill @HankQuotes
From now on you'll be buying your clothes at the Dress Barrel.
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Humbert Luna @xmodax
@YoSoyJax hay hay hey!!! So #awkwardtaxidermg
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Shaun @PatrickJMcNasty
I'm so glad my wireless stopped working a second before I walk on stage...
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Matt Hurst @mattdogg
@YoSoyJax Okay. pic.twitter.com/YTHQiYzm2G
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Matt Hurst @mattdogg
Tired all night and finally get home and I'm wide awake 😑
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FAT AMY @RelatableQuote
"why dont u have a boyfriend?" pic.twitter.com/I31MHpKj47
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Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
Just getting my exercise in. pic.twitter.com/SNfbxGqlxH
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Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
cute corgi tushies! pic.twitter.com/6bGfzGapzR
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SimpsonsQOTD @SimpsonsQOTD
"It's dignity! Gah! Don't you even know dignity when you see it?!" pic.twitter.com/rE7WmM4d69
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Allison Pittman @allisonmeeow
Currently watching It Takes Two on VHS, aww yeah.
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Dumb & Dumber Quotes @MuttCutts
Hi, Lloyd.
Hi, Harry.
How was your day?
Not bad. Fell off the jet way again.
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Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
Somebody is ready for work! pic.twitter.com/2bpEqXdzhe
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Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
corgi stairs. pic.twitter.com/6UsAjb4CdV
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Andreya @andreyadc
@YoSoyJax that's terrifying!
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pakalu papito @pakalupapito
I will not brake ur hart like other men babe
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Angry Boys Quotes @AngryBoysQuotes
"Nath's got his arm stuck up one of the drain pipes.." pic.twitter.com/2mExaZhQKo
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Arianna Downham @AirDown89
#timehop is both the best and worst app ever
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pakalu papito @pakalupapito
camel is stuck on balcony again
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FAT AMY @RelatableQuote
i always really wanna talk to u or text you or something & then i remember if you wanted to talk to me you would make the effort so whatever
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MattyTalks @mattytalks
If your phone has paired with more than one Bluetooth device it is a whore in the eyes of our lord and savior
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SimpsonsQOTD @SimpsonsQOTD
"Hello I'm Dr. Hibbert, I'm afraid I'm going to have to amputate...your butt." pic.twitter.com/F4gPt37kR2
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Ashley Cybul @Ashley_Cyborg
"I'm gonna go so hard on this food right now!" @YoSoyJax pic.twitter.com/e6F59KJ3db
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FAT AMY @RelatableQuote
sleep with me so i can put my freezing feet on you and probably take all of the covers and use you as a pillow
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little bird @la_pajarita_
I think I need this after that last RT. RT @CuteEmergency: little paw pads! pic.twitter.com/xY65vlCJjU
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Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
kids will be kids. pic.twitter.com/GSWdj92nGZ
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Ashley Cybul @Ashley_Cyborg
@YoSoyJax "back ups by LaSquisha!"
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Alex Wiseman @alexswiseman
@YoSoyJax looking good with my baby in the background.
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pakalu papito @pakalupapito
i will treat hot girl nice give u free wifi at my gas station please messagr me
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Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
i'm clean, I'm clean, let me out! pic.twitter.com/UgZasSMIsh
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Hank Hill @HankQuotes
As you can probably tell from my jacket and my hat and my shirt, I sell propane and propane accessories.
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Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
That's one way to look at it. pic.twitter.com/eCleFXFFnr
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FAT AMY @RelatableQuote
someone tell Marc Jacobs to calm down pic.twitter.com/IV0L9NKp5c
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MattyTalks @mattytalks
The year is 2088, America is under martial law after the civil war between Goths and Emos over control of the eyeliner trade killed millions
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Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune
Jimmy Fallon accepts Mayor Emanuel's challenge to take Polar Plunge in Chicago. bit.ly/1lfHIqH
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Ashley Cybul @Ashley_Cyborg
"He can't even say GED because he doesn't have any teeth!" @YoSoyJax
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little bird @la_pajarita_
I have officially applied and sent my transcripts in for graduate school. I hate my life.
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pakalu papito @pakalupapito
camel just come in drunk he is in troble
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Allison Pittman @allisonmeeow
This mug I just got though. pic.twitter.com/Sx5nqHGorM
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Ashley Cybul @Ashley_Cyborg
@YoSoyJax ♿️♿️♿️♿️♿️try not to sneeze! 🙅
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Eric Whitaker @ewhitak
Thor watching his friends outside instagram.com/p/kuRVcJDlbN/
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mitchell jacobs @MitchJcbs
NO!! Weather man don't you dare say more snow! NO! NO!
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MattyTalks @mattytalks
Stacy's Mom goes to Al Anon
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Vulgar Ninja @fick_nerrebee
Some friendships are best left in the past. Because those people will always be stuck there. With their thumb up their ass.
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Vulgar Ninja @fick_nerrebee
There is no amount of compensation you could give me to have biolife stick a needle in my arm and take my plasma.
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Allison Pittman @allisonmeeow
The fact that I get Don Cheadle and Tim Meadows mixed up every. single. time. enrages me.
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Lucas Meadows @lzmeadows745
@YoSoyJax CORGIS IN SPAAAAACE!
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k e l s e y @kelsey_e_liz
Hey spring,
Hurry the hell up so I don't have to wear boots and leggings under dresses anymore!… instagram.com/p/kms1GvBE4_/
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Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
Eh, what's up doc? pic.twitter.com/Bx1dwxT19g
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X-Pert Maztermind @jmomstead
Listen....I think I love you. instagram.com/p/kkwJ2gLwx9/
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Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks
Just posted: Rozsival, Czechs move on while Hossa and Handzus' Olympic run ends: bit.ly/1gSys7L #Blackhawks pic.twitter.com/1wvjivtFJu
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Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
:) pic.twitter.com/1hFxdfsLc5
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FAT AMY @RelatableQuote
TEXT ME BITCH IM GIVING UP ON YOU
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TechCrunch @TechCrunch
Duolingo Raises $20M Series C Led By Kleiner Perkins, Wants To Dominate Online Language Learning tcrn.ch/M9wBQF by @fredericl
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Zach Galifinakas @ZachGalifinak
You never really know someone until you have a conversation with them at 3 am.
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pakalu papito @pakalupapito
who need wife wen u have camel
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Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
I haz a donut. pic.twitter.com/c4RVi1ed9W
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Tyler Condon @TylerC740
@MitchJcbs BUT DOCTOR MITCH
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Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
Interrupted the secret corgi meeting. pic.twitter.com/pvfmfOIgbQ
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MattyTalks @mattytalks
Rabbit breeding was really a hare raising experience
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FAT AMY @RelatableQuote
the sexiest thing about smoking cigarettes is the part when you don't smoke them
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FAT AMY @RelatableQuote
If there's an emoji by your name in my phone, you're doing something right
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Allison Pittman @allisonmeeow
I have a wife. A prison wife. Her name is Crazy Eyes and she follows me everywhere.
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pakalu papito @pakalupapito
Rt if I was ur real valentine deep down in ur hart
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MattyTalks @mattytalks
If you can't handle me at my Fred Durst featuring method man, then you don't deserve me at my tribe called quest
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Felicia @feliciaface123
Will someone just bring me like 5 pounds of valentines day candy ?
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Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
Buster at the vet! pic.twitter.com/hCGP72IDAO
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Tourette's Guy @ItsTourettesGuy
HE'S A LONG LEGGED PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN
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Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
stop checking me out! pic.twitter.com/9YdzNILWnS
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Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
spooning corgis pic.twitter.com/CSQJ6WRYSe
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Lucas Meadows @lzmeadows745
"One and one equals fist bump. One and one and one equals explosion." @TylerC740 @MitchJcbs
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MattyTalks @mattytalks
Butterfinger is a fucking bullshit candy bar
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Alex Mariscal @aglennosaur
I am always on the verge of laughing uncontrollably or sobbing. Super healthy over here.
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MattyTalks @mattytalks
I think my date figured out I wasn't truly goth when she said "I think life is an endless chasm of despair" and I replied "OMG samesies"
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Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
they're all coming for you and there's nothing you can do! pic.twitter.com/X0N0GpPuQk
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Hank Hill @HankQuotes
I'm gonna show Bobby teens can have fun without dancing like sex perverts.
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Ashley Cybul @Ashley_Cyborg
offbeat.topix.com/story/10234-th… @YoSoyJax
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Lucas Meadows @lzmeadows745
"I just barfed on an ant hill, cool!" #TommyBoy
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Kyle M. Hartle @OMGitstheGEEZ
Can't stop, won't stop laughing at this! @YoSoyJax @lzmeadows745
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MattyTalks @mattytalks
Now that I have a Subaru I will only be tweeting about granola and Nalgene bottles
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Allison Pittman @allisonmeeow
I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops. pic.twitter.com/n9iORYKRX3
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Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
Just your everyday corgi. pic.twitter.com/ZAf1jKt6TO
72d               
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MattyTalks @mattytalks
I hated my job at medieval times because I always got stuck working on the knight shift
72d               
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pakalu papito @pakalupapito
pakulu direction pic.twitter.com/FgBS4yOJGb
72d               
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2,126
Guardian Tech @guardiantech
How to delete your Facebook account bit.ly/1fXoqkc
72d               
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Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
Can I help you tie your shoe? pic.twitter.com/xMvXoPECWy
72d               
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Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
puppy nap time! pic.twitter.com/DiAqv7dpRF
73d               
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390
MattyTalks @mattytalks
For a small fee I will fight your unattractive pets
73d               
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21
Hank Hill @HankQuotes
Boy those photos from our trip to the new hardware store sure turned out great.
75d               
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Disney Words @disneywords
I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now. –Edna Mode (The Incredibles)
75d               
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American TESOL @tesol
Request Information – Teaching With Technology Certification Course americantesol.com/blogger/?p=4787 pic.twitter.com/9RlvBrqK7d
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MattyTalks @mattytalks
Don't you hate it when you're about to become sex laid and instead you accidentally fall down the stairs and get your ass caught in a bucket
77d               
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30
Cute Emergency @CuteEmergency
Binky pug. pic.twitter.com/5uMnT5VpmC
77d               
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2,457
MattyTalks @mattytalks
How about a pec on the cheek *slams a tity against your face*
77d               
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18
Danielle Partin✨ @DrPartin
I JUST WANT SUMMER NOW ☀️🌻🏄🎣🏊
77d               
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2
Oh My Corgi! @OhMyCorgi
This corgi loves beach days. pic.twitter.com/hiEk7AMmpk
77d               
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990
Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks
Why is @BSaad20 smiling? Man-Child had himself a game in Vancouver last night. Re-live it now: bit.ly/1n1ipFo pic.twitter.com/SuV1hbpbgL
77d               
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SimpsonsQOTD @SimpsonsQOTD
"Rest assured that I was on the internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world." pic.twitter.com/w4PMqA3oPP
77d               
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TESOL Intl Assn @TESOL_Assn
TESOL Blog: 8 Current Trends in Teaching and Learning EFL/ESL bit.ly/1fCxgb3
77d               
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