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JaxChicago2011-08-11
@YoSoyJax1,133 days
Sometimes I like to sit in tiny toddler furniture and pretend that I'm a scary giant.
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pakalu papito @pakalupapito
if i had $1 for every time i got called beautiful i'd have $1 thanks mom
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Tom Hane @TomHaneITM
You guys are amazing, thank you!!! Let's get this single to #1 in Rock next! #inthismoment #sicklikeme instagram.com/p/sxUu7SASqK/
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Kyle Petropoulos @KylePetropoulos
@YoSoyJax worth it?
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Kyle Petropoulos @KylePetropoulos
@YoSoyJax this is getting aggressive...(oh)
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mol @sunshinemolly
@YoSoyJax yes
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Kyle Petropoulos @KylePetropoulos
@YoSoyJax o......meow......h?
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SimpsonsQOTD @SimpsonsQOTD
"My neck hurts and my ear hurts. I have two owwies." pic.twitter.com/WFkM0ThgZB
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Kyle Petropoulos @KylePetropoulos
@YoSoyJax it is quite wonderful. O.............................h...............................
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Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune
Engineers building car with 3-D printer at McCormick Place trib.in/1s2PAhO pic.twitter.com/9glgnx3sRr
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Kyle Petropoulos @KylePetropoulos
J-oh! Que pasa? @YoSoyJax
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Kyle @DAS_Coage
@YoSoyJax still? Careful with that, you might not be able to stop yourself from becoming this pic.twitter.com/MsSuPYlUNq
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Sammy Elliott @TrustFundSan
Don't waste-your dad-on me, you're al-ready a dad inside my head.
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MattyTalks @mattytalks
Did you know that for just 3 favs per day you can adopt a teen with a poor social media presence and save him from fail aids
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Lucas Meadows @lzmeadows745
@YoSoyJax why did you make a human centipede?
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ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK
PARTY TIP: Don't mistake a bad day for a bad life.
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Danielle Partin✨ @DrPartin
Just shot my very first shot gun... 😁🔫
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MattyTalks @mattytalks
Sext me in Braille
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Kyle @DAS_Coage
@YoSoyJax MMMMMREAAAAAAOOOOOOWWWWW!
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Kyle @DAS_Coage
Dat stick dough! pic.twitter.com/89opLqZta5
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Kyle @DAS_Coage
@YoSoyJax #BurningDad
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Dorkly @dorkly
It's been a long week, so we're just going to post Corgi Fan Art - Gallery Link: ow.ly/ARvi2 pic.twitter.com/PsreDgFcee
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Spanish Language @spanishlanguage
Words to live by. #spanish #tapas #spain pic.twitter.com/9xkt1V5sm4
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Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy
"Read em and weep pussies." pic.twitter.com/iwQP9UZGLy
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James Hance UK @JamesHanceUK
New print available - ' I'll Most Likely Lose It Again, Anyway ' (Wookiee The Chew) - jameshance.co.uk/wtc-026-most-l… pic.twitter.com/Hsa6a9Oiws
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CollegeHumor @CollegeHumor
Featured: 14 Selfies Instantly Improved by Other People Drawing Them bit.ly/1qDPwAv pic.twitter.com/lWabTcAytz
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Kyle @DAS_Coage
@YoSoyJax exactly!
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Veatch @Veechy63
Hip hop artists today are awful. Go back, listen to some Jay Z and get back to us when you release something with real content #AmateurHour
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Matt Hurst @mattdogg
@YoSoyJax touch.redeyechicago.com/#section/-1/ar… see you there??? Mahmmy???
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Horse Cockburn @jmomstead
I have Yuengling. All is good.
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Sam Mattingly @going_to_jail
You can tell Alex Trebek doesn't give two shits about the contestants stories. He wants to get right to business. shutting these nerds down
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Jimmy Copland @JamesCopland88
@YoSoyJax don't be such a weisserebagliati
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WIRED @WIRED
This bike is filled w/ understated, clever design ideas - like handlebars that become a lock wrd.cm/1pWog2K pic.twitter.com/zVgJKApr7P
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Kyle @DAS_Coage
Chillin with Garth Algar the hedgehog. pic.twitter.com/Nlcz1AbE0P
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Veatch @Veechy63
Beware of the Douchepocolypse on BSU campus. Warning signs include Raybans, pastel colored clothing, Axe body spray and Sperrys.
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German Language @germanlanguage
In honor of shark week, we present this lame #German shark joke! ;) #german #learngerman #langchat #sharkweek pic.twitter.com/NX812TkgBQ
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Kyle @DAS_Coage
@YoSoyJax pic.twitter.com/ilD8bsD6fI
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Kyle @DAS_Coage
I get hot chocolate when I stop at Starbucks at 7 am. Because I'm an 8 year old.
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Kyle @DAS_Coage
@YoSoyJax pic.twitter.com/RIippjNASS
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Kyle @DAS_Coage
@skilfan tried to lose a couple two tree fingers today. #HungryHungryCPUCooler
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Kyle @DAS_Coage
@YoSoyJax bring that cat to me right meow please.
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Kyle @DAS_Coage
Out of wagon wheel country fest and into heavy tunes dad fest! #SIIIIIIIII
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Kieran Magee @Kieran_M93
@matthewkheafy ......woah. pic.twitter.com/LHGeotmnAp
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MattyTalks @mattytalks
I'm in a long distance relationship with the slice of pizza in my fridge that I'm unwilling to get off the couch to retrieve
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Kyle @DAS_Coage
@YoSoyJax he's a well traveled moose now
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Kyle @DAS_Coage
@YoSoyJax that, or Computer Corpse - Hammer Smashed Nope
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Veatch @Veechy63
It's all about handling adversity. If you bitch and moan every time something goes wrong, you have problems.
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Nick @fick_nerrebee
@YoSoyJax Be safe Marcucio.
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Matt Hurst @mattdogg
@YoSoyJax IS THAT REEEEEL?
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Kyle @DAS_Coage
@YoSoyJax your dad says, "SIIIIIIIIIII!!!!"
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Veatch @Veechy63
Going out all the time just doesn't seem fun anymore. Friday night gym time followed by a movie and some bomb ass sleep is the rage. #oldman
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Kyle @DAS_Coage
@YoSoyJax DOOOOOITTTTTT!
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pakalu papito @pakalupapito
*unbaes you*
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MattyTalks @mattytalks
Hello 911, hipster bullies have spelled out "tarantula dick" on my porch with wasabi peas. I'm having an asthma attack as a result
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Kyle @DAS_Coage
@YoSoyJax *snap & sassy head swivel action* mmmhmmmmm!
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Veatch @Veechy63
@YoSoyJax ha! Nerd
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Kyle @DAS_Coage
@YoSoyJax #nailed it
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mol @sunshinemolly
@YoSoyJax awww I miss it all too! let's go back
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Veatch @Veechy63
@YoSoyJax never better. I'll tell her you asked about her.
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mol @sunshinemolly
pic.twitter.com/bbMPnjrXBX
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Kyle @DAS_Coage
@YoSoyJax I'm so can't evening right now, it should be called Can't Even 2: Evening Harder
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Kyle @DAS_Coage
@YoSoyJax #betchsonbetchs
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Kyle @DAS_Coage
#ladiesladiesladies! pic.twitter.com/qHe2qKfeOw
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Veatch @Veechy63
@YoSoyJax good to know our communications in the future won't be so delayed.
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MK @mkspiker
Hey twitter peeps, I just got accepted into PA School!
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Kyle @DAS_Coage
@YoSoyJax pic.twitter.com/JmMpu42KKF
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Jimmy Copland @JamesCopland88
CAT ON A LEASH pic.twitter.com/IqJTX2LzQF
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Veatch @Veechy63
Oh cool your #MCM is your boyfriend....for the 10th week in a row. He's you're everything and....blah blah blah, we get it, you're in "love"
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Veatch @Veechy63
@YoSoyJax pistachio it is. Send me some from your place of residence.
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Veatch @Veechy63
@YoSoyJax I need a hideous sweater to celebrate this momentous occasion.
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Francisco de Borbon @Borbon4
Acropolis... pic.twitter.com/0ciILPM8s8
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History In Pictures @HistoryInPics
A Young Jim Henson Working On His First 'Kermit' Puppet Prototype, 1954 pic.twitter.com/110019opMT
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Chris Griffith @cqgriffith
Because at the end of a 15 hour day I want to get propositioned by a prostitute in my driveway... #nope #icanteven
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Nick @fick_nerrebee
I just want my mind to be quiet so sleep can happen.
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Horse Cockburn @jmomstead
Protest the Hero gets me going in the morning.
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Lucas Meadows @lzmeadows745
@YoSoyJax yes
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Nick @fick_nerrebee
Those aren't tears. We just each have something in both our eyes after that text from Mary.
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Linda @lmrath
Dude I can't. When Dobby dies I lose my cool.
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MattyTalks @mattytalks
I'm the first feminist gangster rapper, I'm known on the street as Ovary-Z E
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Matthew Kiichi Heafy @matthewkheafy
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah.
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Periphery @PeripheryBand
So, what are you guys doing tomorrow?
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Linda @lmrath
Being on IUs campus makes me feel soooo old
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Matt Hurst @mattdogg
Turn selfishness into selflessness and you'll start to find out what happiness in life is really about.
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Engadget @engadget
LG's promising 60-inch rollable TVs after showing off this flexible 18-inch display aol.it/1rVtNJG pic.twitter.com/K2AP7Q2k3O
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Horse Cockburn @jmomstead
@YoSoyJax come baaaaack.
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Allison Pittman @allisonmeeow
Our farmers market haul. 😍 pic.twitter.com/xlRVQmcZF2
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little bird @la_pajarita_
THERE ARE A BUNCH OF KIDS WEARING JUGGALO LOOKING FACEPAINT AT THE PARK BY MY APARTMENT WHAT IS HAPPENING.
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Matt Hurst @mattdogg
Check out this interview I did with the @bsudailynews about the revamp of @dluxemuncie! bit.ly/1omPFHi
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ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK
THE SMALLEST DOG ON EARTH...(mindblowing mini doggies from @dogartist: lucyfrancismaloney.com) #BabyPartyAnimals pic.twitter.com/zDl4Bm0uuk
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Matt Hurst @mattdogg
Walk into Bracken like whattup I don't even go here but I'm gonna sit on first floor and eat nachos anyways
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MattyTalks @mattytalks
*smoking a hot dog like a joint* ah yes Canada, the city that never sleeps
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SCION @scion
We're teaming with Slayer to present the Slayer Fall 2014 tour! Check the link for all dates! awe.sm/s7123 pic.twitter.com/UY3KJQrHrs
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Veatch @Veechy63
Last year's wishes are this year's apologies.
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Nick @fick_nerrebee
I don't get embarrassed easily but I'm still embarrassed about the lady that I addressed as "sir" today.
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HuffPost Sports @HuffPostSports
The self-serve beer station has arrived! huff.to/1oubhTr pic.twitter.com/TlxI5UePfB
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Colin Spence @cspenc10
@YoSoyJax la chupacabra?
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mol @sunshinemolly
really wanna take a shower but i just put 7 coats of nail polish on my fingernails so i guess that won't be happening for another 4 days
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Sam Mattingly @going_to_jail
@YoSoyJax Yankees, man....
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the big league boys @GrapeSodaJamb
(muffled sound deep from inside multilayered couch cushion fort)
anime is bad. please dont hurt me
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Horse Cockburn @jmomstead
People who get married at 20 and 21 bum me out. Be young still.
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MattyTalks @mattytalks
I wh'ant a tarantula too kiss me on the peanus
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Nick @fick_nerrebee
We tweet about the cats we think we deserve.
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FAT AMY @RelatableQuote
If I had a dollar for every time someone called me short pic.twitter.com/hsttupQrRr
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mol @sunshinemolly
I need one million glasses of gumballhead
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CollegeHumor @CollegeHumor
Hank Hill Scarface Mashup is All You Need to See Today pic.twitter.com/MMPp5CIiB2
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MK @mkspiker
You ain't shit
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Sam Mattingly @going_to_jail
@YoSoyJax lol I'm boerd, in an office
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Kyle @DAS_Coage
@YoSoyJax 2night teh chawppink shall beegin!
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Sam Mattingly @going_to_jail
@YoSoyJax umm there was some ominous chanting outside my window. When I went to check it out, I found a large pentagram and pizza. So kinda?
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Periphery @PeripheryBand
Studio fun has begun. fb.me/7hkuh2L48
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Sam Mattingly @going_to_jail
@YoSoyJax mmmmm
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Jimmy Copland @JamesCopland88
Monster pic.twitter.com/27eYDH55le
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Sam Mattingly @going_to_jail
No, it's my HTMI cable. As in "hey, too much information!" cable. People who talk too much get whipped in the face. What the hell is HDMI?
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MattyTalks @mattytalks
It's ironic that corporations are against access to birth control considering how eager they are to fuck us
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History In Pictures @HistoryInPics
Spain, 1959 pic.twitter.com/HBNd7ntAJW
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no @tbhjuststop
I be in the 5 ft area pool like pic.twitter.com/j31XW1KNZf
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Engadget @engadget
What you need to know about Uber, Lyft and other app-based car services, #ICYMI: engt.co/1qBhtLU pic.twitter.com/RNsYrIn8Hz
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Kyle @DAS_Coage
FUCK YEAH! Can't wait for August youtube.com/watch?v=dHI3mU…
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Devin Harries @DevinHarries
Early morning #practice #sketch w/ #ink lets just see where it goes shall we #wip #drawing instagram.com/p/pwW9ATvrFQ/
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k e l s e y @kelsey_e_liz
Deciding between your passion and your need.. #toughstuff #careerchoices
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Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune
Paramedics revive Patchy and Bella after they were saved from burning home in West Pullman trib.in/1jQUirv pic.twitter.com/mytsz4EMwa
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Linda @lmrath
@YoSoyJax 😂 hola!
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Engadget @engadget
Nikon's new D810 SLR favors evolution over revolution engt.co/1ixcCv4
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ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK
PARTY TIP: Today is going to be an awesome day.
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MattyTalks @mattytalks
I'm going on a hunger strike of only red bull and Hot Pockets until Obama legally recognizes Tomagatchi's as service animals
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michael @michaeljhudson
hell yeah benihana up in this bitch pic.twitter.com/n9vwx4r9yn
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Veatch @Veechy63
@YoSoyJax it actually means they're perfect. 😴
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FAT AMY @RelatableQuote
seriously 🙌🙌 pic.twitter.com/by6aoW9qwh
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Nick @fick_nerrebee
What was my life before Deftones?
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Veatch @Veechy63
@jmomstead this McCorkle guy sounds like a real McAsshole
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Devin Harries @DevinHarries
#billmurray #ink #painting #wip #drawing #chicago instagram.com/p/paHXo1vrIS/
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k e l s e y @kelsey_e_liz
Madonna is dating a 26 year old, and I sit home on Friday nights.. #whatswrongwiththispicture
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Sam Mattingly @going_to_jail
An ancient Chinese secret is that all tattoos of oriental language actually translate to "I shit in the pool"
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Devin Harries @DevinHarries
Now it's #healthy to eat one of the all the time, right? #chorizo #burrito #baby #mexican #food #dinner instagram.com/p/pXJRk2PrMD/
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Devin Harries @DevinHarries
@YoSoyJax it's great that only you and I are the only ones that truely understand #HesStealingSecond
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Veatch @Veechy63
It's oh so hard to pass up short term pleasure for long term sanity. But in my experience it's usually be worth it.
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Nick @fick_nerrebee
The cats emptied half the trash can overnight and placed it right outside my door... Thank you?
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Jax @YoSoyJax
corgicam.us
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Northwest Herald @nwherald
What's your favorite classic car? McHenry County car shows rev up nostalgia: shawurl.com/17vh
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Matt Hurst @mattdogg
Caught bae sleepin pic.twitter.com/sP1Rb21DOZ
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Veatch @Veechy63
Excuses, excuses. Not everything needs to be justified. Sometimes you get humbled. Chalk it up to the "that's life" category. Move on.
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SCION @scion
Behind the scenes photos from our Scion #xBRS10 shoot. Follow the link to see more - awe.sm/fKgQR pic.twitter.com/BM55wFxFAz
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WIRED @WIRED
Bluetooth-enabled jewelry that lights up when your phone needs you wrd.cm/1q0Pxmx pic.twitter.com/wPFs2LDo5S
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MattyTalks @mattytalks
From junk food to firearms, corporate america is selling us the tools of our own destruction at a handsome profit while we kill each other
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Veatch @Veechy63
These hoes ain't loyal??.......ever think we made them that way, guys? (Your first mistake was calling them hoes)
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MK @mkspiker
@YoSoyJax I sure am!
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WIRED @WIRED
Fun fact: Koalas hug trees to cool themselves down in hot weather wrd.cm/1q1Mtni pic.twitter.com/Kno6zoT2Fj
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The Tweet Liker @PubeGoldberg
congratulations to The Horses for accepting their terrible lives of being whipped by tiny men to appease Wilford Brimley lookalikes
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Veatch @Veechy63
So Jake and I go to a local metal show tonight and I'm pretty sure we had more teeth in our combined heads then the rest of the crowds' 😂
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Veatch @Veechy63
@jmomstead @YoSoyJax pretty rad
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Horse Cockburn @jmomstead
@YoSoyJax @Veechy63 haha we were just discussing that.
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Veatch @Veechy63
@jmomstead @YoSoyJax he's gotten me into so much
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Horse Cockburn @jmomstead
@YoSoyJax @Veechy63 I am the giver of new music.
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Ashley Cybul @Ashley_Cyborg
dailydot.com/lol/otters-ora… @YoSoyJax
111d               
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Horse Cockburn @jmomstead
Song of the day: Poltergeists by Deftones. If you dont know it, get to know it.
114d               
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Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy
"I am never drinking again." pic.twitter.com/RJnP3CLdLb
115d               
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Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune
Free Wi-Fi service Gowex arrives in Chicago trib.in/1ttlNxP pic.twitter.com/T9Gj4WOf3H
116d               
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FAT AMY @RelatableQuote
“youre the only girl i talk to” pic.twitter.com/b15MdARt9E
124d               
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Ashley Cybul @Ashley_Cyborg
@YoSoyJax trend-junky.com/3895/adorable-…
126d in reply to YoSoyJax               
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Engadget @engadget
Electric shocks could hold the key to manipulating dreams engt.co/1lnEbVs
127d               
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Veatch @Veechy63
Wake up from nap...dog waiting for me. Lol pic.twitter.com/3JNJzbdR3T
128d               
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Humbert Luna @xmodax
@YoSoyJax I love it!!!
131d in reply to YoSoyJax               
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Nick @fick_nerrebee
It used to get me down if someone cut me out of their life until I realized that they're the one missing out. ✌️
132d               
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Joe Creager @theCreags
@YoSoyJax @btbamofficial is one of my favorite bands! Plus ... listening to Alaska, while IN Alaska ... pretty cool.
133d in reply to YoSoyJax               
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Joe Creager @theCreags
@YoSoyJax all bodies! contortion!
133d in reply to YoSoyJax               
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WIRED @WIRED
What do you get if you stuff a Tesla Motors drivetrain into Mercedes? A B-Class Electric Drive wrd.cm/RkM2bS pic.twitter.com/MhCmXFe8CZ
133d               
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Kyle @DAS_Coage
@YoSoyJax pic.twitter.com/4Ri81dAGyv
134d in reply to YoSoyJax               
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Kyle M. Hartle @OMGitstheGEEZ
"@BlackLabelBacon: #MayThe4thBeWithYou, and may your bacon be crispy (or Chewie)! #Maythe4th #StarWarsDay pic.twitter.com/UZ9TQ4iqqk" @YoSoyJax
135d               
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Fit Brains @fitbrains
Fit Brains #Language Trainer, New #App, #Free Download- bit.ly/1iMjWvQ Learn more- bit.ly/1iMjWvU pic.twitter.com/Nehok5VgKC
135d               
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Nick @fick_nerrebee
My mind has been weird the last couple days stawwp.
140d               
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ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK
PARTY TIP: The person who doesn't get fun and pleasure from everyday needs to reprioritize their life.
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MattyTalks @mattytalks
Gordon Ramsay smashed my 3 year daughters Ez-bake oven with his boots and called her a "soft skulled, daydreaming, limey ass tit waffle"
142d               
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Ashley Cybul @Ashley_Cyborg
Your such a travel slut #pilot #sillyhands @skilfan @YoSoyJax
143d               
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MK @mkspiker
@YoSoyJax it's true though 😳
145d in reply to YoSoyJax               
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MK @mkspiker
Sometimes I have the urge to ask people inappropriately uncomfortable questions cause I know stuff about them that they think I don't know.
145d               
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Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune
Happy birthday Wrigley! Photos: 100 years of Wrigley Field bit.ly/1mDEpKT #Wrigley100 pic.twitter.com/CyMSX1TLQU
146d               
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Time Out Chicago @TimeOutChicago
Make your bucket list now for these 52 patios to visit this spring and summer: tmout.us/w3sp5
147d               
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Nick @fick_nerrebee
@YoSoyJax Well then I will make the biggest scene possible. #DWMWD
147d in reply to YoSoyJax               
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little bird @la_pajarita_
You don't need bad people in your life. Life's too short for that crap.
148d in reply to la_pajarita_               
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Nick @fick_nerrebee
@YoSoyJax I'm taking note of all of these.
148d in reply to YoSoyJax               
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Joe Creager @theCreags
@YoSoyJax thanks for the tip! #gongitswolnowz
148d in reply to YoSoyJax               
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Lucas Meadows @lzmeadows745
@YoSoyJax that sounds terrible. I crack my neck about 2-3 times a day
149d in reply to YoSoyJax               
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Horse Cockburn @jmomstead
@YoSoyJax you got dem black hawks
149d in reply to YoSoyJax               
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ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK
PARTY TIP: Make people feel good.
149d               
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Horse Cockburn @jmomstead
Datsuyk is the best player on the ice right now. I wish he played for Boston.
149d               
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Matt Hurst @mattdogg
This girl just said "let me work this pole one more time before we leave."

1. The music is off
2. That is a support beam not a dance pole
150d               
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Matt Hurst @mattdogg
Who wears cheetah?
150d               
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Nick @fick_nerrebee
@YoSoyJax Yeah but she could hear it. #BlindNotDeaf
150d in reply to YoSoyJax               
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Horse Cockburn @jmomstead
Sextape by deftones is my ultimate driving song.
151d               
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