I sound like a scratched rec, but 's Admin's doing us a huge disservice. If it's not JhbWater, it's JRA. Else it's !
The regularity of outages of services among these entities is too frequent and frankly annoying.
Time another Admin takes over now🙉
Seeing that Thuli Madonsela may be conflicted,and so are many other advocates, perhaps the new head should be Adv - evidence leader of the
Like a neuro surgeon, he'll systematically &precisely prosecute Zumanoids till they find prison garb fashionable
Zuma must go straight to ConCourt and ventilated his dwindling powers there.
But, never mind, if he doesn't steal votes at the upcoming ANC Elective Conference in favour of his Bae, then this appeal will be academic cause he'll be reshuffled anyway
BREAKING: President Zuma to appeal ruling that invalidates appointment, takes power to appoint NDPP out of his hands.
Mr Zuma, your sins were forgiven when 10yrs ago you were made ANC pres. But being a corrupt leopard unable to change its stripes,you were soon back to your dilinquent ways
That's why we don't believe you didn't verkrag
Your time's up &our grace exhausted. Face the🎶🎸🎻
South Africa's this planet's daily Breaking News capital🙉This week alone:
partially &the list goes on!
Tell BabesWodumo to find the link &delete all our sins
Rosebank Men's Clinic might land a new client anytime now.
I'm sure won't fire in all cylinders these coming months. And in addition to fighting for his job, he better start fighting to keep the marriage bed warm & unperturbed by these shenanigans
But bathong this is completely unfair on . Dude had a valid job &now has to payback everything without his golden handshake recalibrated?
If I were him,I'd appeal just the part about the settlement.Or did the judgement say more than is said in the media?
This terse statement👇🏿👇🏿 + are excuses Zuma's been waiting for to issue a late night news ala LLN style, saying trust between him & Cupcake has irretrievably broken down, hence, in George Michael's voice:"showing him the door, cause he gotta have faith. Uhh"
Zuma's terse response to Ramaphosa's Khwezi comments
Now that job's set aside & Cupcake to appoint new head, Zuma'll fire CR any midnight from now.
There's no way he'll allow CR appoint NDPP to jail him just like that. ANC might broker a deal for to lead ANC in exchange for him appointing a zumanoid NDPP
Stop right there &Hold onto celebratory champas!
Zumanoids will slowly appeal through court process till their case lands in ConCourt somewhere in year voetsek!
Don't start braaing lamb chops of the Sheep, as they aren't marinated yet.
Yinde lendlela sihambayo
[ALERT] must vacate his post and a new has to be appointed within 60 days, court rules.
Do your job man & inspect the freaking roads that are your responsibility to see that they're all bad! Sandton's a war zone.
How do you justify your salary with such bad roads?
Come to Outspan Rd around Corner of Benmore Rd to see the horror in the heart of SA's financial hub🙉
Hi Karen, kindly supply exact areas and crossing streets so that we can log your queries.^MM
It's a foolish question and expectation for people to question why Ramaphosa still serves under the corrupt Zuma when he believes he's a rapist.
Duh! He might be serving at Zuma's behest, but he's not working for him, but us taxpayers! We'll be losers if he goes🙉
Some grads with technical degrees dispise reporting to non-degreed supervisors with QBE. They suddenly want managerial positions by virtue of their studies, forgetting they have dololo experience.
If everyone could humble themselves & stay in their lanes, there'll be jobs galore
I don't understand the purpose of going to college/university if you need 5yrs of experience to get a significant job in the first place.
How is one supposed to "gain experience" when every position requires 2-5 years of prior experience?
There's word &rumour gaining momentum in the market that they were the guptas in government ICT tender circles (bribing like mad) till that space was taken by the real guptas.
Not surprised to hear of their share's downfall. Twas a matter of time before natural justice prevailed
Any idea what's driving it? I can't find anything concrete to justify the fall
. Though English never loved us, Africans specialise in spelling and pronunciation.
We were robbed🤡🤣☻🙉
. Though English never loved us, Africans are experts at spelling and pronunciation.
We were robbed😂😃🙉
It's got ANC Elective conference in favour of written all over it!
Just like went line hook & sinker on Anoj Singh's reflective strategy by bombarding them with documents &earning much needed postponement to ensure NDZ's unaffected, guptas are doing the same
Ajay Gupta wants a detailed list of questions two weeks before he is asked to appear before and none of his family are available between 8 Dec and 15 Jan 2018. Happy Holidays Y’all.
What does staff do daily &having salaries paid monthly yet they don't work on roads regularly like we see Pikitup's with our trash?
Jhb potholes are patched with marshmallows. Little rain shows them up🙉
Use concrete for goodness sake till you can resurface roads properly
Some enlightenment for those wanting to know the name of at least 1 black person in Jesus matters:
The only person who carried Jesus' cross when he couldn't, was Simon, a black African from Cyrene. Luke 23:26
He went on to become a powerful disciple &Apostle Paul's contemporary
Black Twitter is Worse than hell, if you can survive Black Twitter then you will surely survive hell 😔 😢 😭 😂
Bottom line City of Cape Town, we don't want to hear you complain about the cost of running that stadium and saying it has become a white elephant worthy of being repurposed.
Looks like you have its extensive usage covered. Otherwise, work with Benni's team to maximise its usage
responds to Benni McCarthy's claim that football in Cape Town has been forced into exile
"Medical aid schemes are dipping into their investment income to cover claims. In 2016, 54 of 82 medical schemes (65.9%) failed to achieve an operating surplus and had to draw on their investments"
What witchery is this? MedicalAid shortchange our risk cover to beef up their cut
Medical aids again in deficit
Arsenal is playing msunary football!
I passionately hate the team's capitulation and porous defence
I'd love to say will win against José's men, but knowing how stage frightened they get when playing against the big boys, I can only hope & pray it doesn't rain goals against Arsenal today.
Cummon boys, if not for yourself, do it for our livers! Enough pounding already
It finished 2–0 to the Arsenal at the Emirates last season. Who do you think will score in today?
Even at its worst, khongolose clings on to power. What'll it get once it cleans up its act🙉
SACP's sole contestation simply solves NEC bargaining issue of determining number of alliance members to include in ANC gov'mt
Voters, like Mangope's Radio Bop, have a mind of their own
29 Nov by-election results in : ANC won 16 seats (19 seats in 2016 LGE); DA 11 seats (12 in 2016), EFF 8 seats (8 in 2016), & SACP 3 seats. 1 seat each won by AIC, Forum for Service Delivery, Metsimaholo Community Association (2 in 2016), & VFPlus (1 in 2016).
African politicians are scum. You can clearly see the nation's poverty on official matters,but jong, they don't spare a cent on their splurges.
Look at the Zim press release on Mnangagwa cabinet appointments👇🏿They can't even afford a mere letterhead, yet have money for perks🙉
Koos Bekker must burn for the corruption he festered at the SABC and with that useless minister Muthambi!
Koos made so much money, falling on his sword won't dent his lootful pocket
and that time of the year when every service provider, their cat &dog slip in price changes to spoil our mood!
Fees up, but dololo service improvement!
Tis time I take up as many FET courses as possible to take advantage of free education &DIY myself to happiness
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Keep up the good work.
Ska bafa chance Shabaranks👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
05 arrested after City’s raid on Hijacked Properties.
Today, five (5) people were arrested in the early hours of this morning after the City conducted a crime prevention operation in two hijacked and bad properties in Hillbrow and Berea.
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 for overcoming vote!
In under a year, you made Pikitup a✴service provider! Corruption's systemically identified &tsotsi brought to book.
Now, please get JRA, CityPower & JhbWater to fire in all cylinders so you can make Jhb great again
I used to cruise around Gauteng freeways (just nje), enjoying the scenery, using long drives to cool off &returned via farming &rural roads,contributing in their local economies + taxes through refuelling. But since eTolls, my pastime's been clipped🙉
Life's not the same anymore
Fuel levy not ruled out as government struggles to pay the multi-billion rand debt owed to banks for the Gauteng Freeway Improvement Project:
One of the disputing parties will soon realise their "Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin" moment🙉
Cape Town mayor slammed by her own party
When they were told that zumanoids are vote repellents, they accused us of and called us all sorts of names.
Let them thrust their useless as their president and see their fortunes slump dismally in 2019!
'Really massive collapse' in ANC support in Free State by-election
Eish Knowledge Nkanyezi man! Man!
What a wrong &naive thing to say! What you were supposed to do isn't to tell us how or what to feel or think, but reassure us on quick-wins before 25Dec you'll implement to alleviate our plight that you & #1 inflicted upon us in your past role🙉
Ignore negativity around economy‚ says Gigaba
Us darkies have to deal with a lot. If not corruotion by ANC it's transformation.
Hayi man suka!
When will ALL citizens enjoy the benefits of their country's resources without first going through drama?
coach Benni McCarthy writes a scathing open letter with regards to soccer's treatment in the Mother City.
Imtiaaz Patel, corrupt crook of note together with all those conniving SABC execs, must fry for this, and so should Multichoice
Guys please read these minutes.
The R100 million deal was sealed here.
Check page 10 where Ellen talks about confidentiality 😂😂
Sweating bullets from stress and knowledge of the possibility of his arrest once this captured lot has been removed from power.
He must try the new 48hour Nivea roll on🙉
FDA's Keith Keating...not going anywhere... sitting in SCOPA listening to everyone talking about his firm's corrupt relationship with SAPS and SITA
Eish, 🙉🙉 Marianne trying to operate her Blackberry when the rest of humanity is already grappling with autonomous tech cars😅
Why are cops intimidated by him? What can he do to them?
Keith Keating...members object to his presence in SCOPA hearing into billions paid to his company FDA
What is it about the ANC and the not so wise men from the East dealings?
amaBhungane: Dodgy World Cup deal comes back to bite Free State premier By AMABHUNGANE
Nee man! What's not corrupted?
Have SITA and SAPS been captured? Scopa to ask questions about R6.1bn expenditure By MARIANNE THAMM
Great stuff. Now ensure we're not going to be double prejudiced when you review rates for 2018. Get the shortfall from this scumbag and spare us
City investigates Pikitup’s R36-million waste crusher tender.
Today, I instructed the City’s Group Forensic and Investigation Services (GFIS) team to investigate Pikitup’s acquisition of 6 unused waste crushers which were bought in 2014, at a cost of R36-million.
The victim must find a good personal injury lawyer to sue the living hell of the Red Ants for her damaged eye.
Let her try out Joseph incorporated, or Munro & Flowers. They advertise on 702 and she might get a good settlement
Can someone please explain nominations to me?
Ladysmith Black Mambazo gets nominated every year and often wins. Does it mean they compose world hits yearly? If so, why are SA music stations not playing them so we can know about them?
Stevovo is greater and punchier in his Midday Report show. All others take and demand too much of him.
Eish. Prime Talent needs to jack up its act to ensure seamless succession.
Well done to all though, while also taking the opportunity to wish XG speedy recovery
2018 will see taking over 702's breakfast show.
Banna! Trevor Ncube is throwing in the towel🙉
Mail & Guardian up for sale. BY GREG NICOLSON
DA takes space left by ANC claiming it represents the true Madiba spirit.
Now Makhosi Khoza's Change party takes the DA space claiming it represents true rainbowism.
EFF took SACP's radical space cause commies are yellow.
SACP now took IFP space because all space are taken🙉
Former ANC MP Makhosi Khoza launches new political party called Change, says it will learn from the failures of Cope and Agang
George and Sello are zumanoids awash with his DNA.
Why are you surprised?
Black Business Council relieves two of its top three officials of their duties in relation to a R5 million donation from Airports Company SA that never found its way into the organisation’s coffers
MUST READ: Shocking that and entertained and enabled the like this. : How MultiChoice paid the Guptas millions via
What language is the Pastor speaking in? Sounds like Biblical tongues: "Shadaba khandara bashiti"
Bless Zimbos Lord. They're about to enter their Canaan 2.0
Ooops. Bad news. We missed the , guys. Our bad. All the best to the winner.
But man the ROI between educated vs radicals makes me want to side with the latter. E.g., Education pacified them to withstand oppression & poverty for 37years, forcing them to swim in the crocodile infested Limpopo river to be car guards and waitors of mzansi's radicals🙉Nee man
I totally understand why they say these are the most educated people in Africa . The effect of their education shows . It may not make everyone a millionaire or rich but it certainly produces rich minds.
We need to learn from Zimbabweans.
He wanted to defuse the focus on Zola Tsotsi and Lynne Browne, but like water on a duck's back, his surprise announcement came and went just like that
As I said in my column, Baba ka Duduzane loooves pulling surprises. Have to watch inbox to see what’s next 😬
Ijoo! Pravino wa ka Gordhan didn't take the chill pill on Lynne Browne. He was so vicious, poor Lynn had to ask the chair if she could go check if she hasn't suddenly contracted urinary tract infection🙉
Floyd wanted to capitalise & Lynn was saved by the bell
Lynn Pork-pie Brown says she ignored legal advice not to appear before the committee.
What kind of lawyers do we have these days advising MPs not to appear before constitutional bodies meant to hold them accountable?
It's about time we clean up legal mercenaries
Anything with a Zuma stamp of approval since Nhlanhla Nene cabinet reshuffling cannot be good for the country.
Curb your expectations on the new police commissioner General Khehla John Sitole. Only petty criminals and papgeld delinquents should be very afraid🙉
No water tanks at Benmore Shopping Centre and Bryanston Shopping Centre - not even bottled water we can buy from Woolies or P&P.
I'm running around the city like a headless chicken looking for water.
Help Mayor 🙏🙏
City of Johannesburg Press Statement by Cllr Nico de Jager
MMC for Environment and Infrastructure Services.
Water outage: Joburg Water undertaking largest repair job in entity’s history.
This is the largest repair job ever done by Joburg Water on a main line.