Guys: she has to be THICK, have clear skin, long hair, independent
Girls: he has to be loyal-
Omg. Not sure if everyone heard this but...
The NRA spokesperson said something like "mentally ill people should not be able to get firearms" and Cameron Kasky shouted YOU BETTER NOT GET ONE THEN!
I love when people are like "oh well if you think tampons should be free do you also think we should get free toilet paper?? Toothpaste?? FOOD????"
AHHH IM ON THE NEW UPDATE AND THE LOADING SCREEN IS BEAUTIFUL
Alessandro Michele is doing God's work.
This handheld heavy hitter packs a punch.
im@SO EXCITED FOR THE FORTNITE UPDATE
man 1d stans really fucked this dudes relationship w his friend up so bad to where he cant even read the name larry
their tongues battled for dominance
I Look Around At People And Just Wonder Why
A fucking CREM egg??? Oh fuck off
At last! The one question Creme Egg fans wanted answered...
This pic of me and sums up my experience
i’m a bad bitch you can’t yell at me because i’m also 𝓈𝑒𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒
How to lose friends. Step 1: play together. Step 2: done.
Gucci swapped out handbags for... fake human heads!
"hOw CaN YoU tAlK aBoUt GuN CoNtRoL wHeN yOu'Ve NeVeR FiReD a GuN" how ya'll anti gay and you've never sucked cock
Ellie Goulding shading the Grammys president for saying women need to step up. Legend
omg ellie just threw the biggest amount of shade known to mankind
kids: *see a gay couple*
republicans: think of the children they don’t need to be exposed to that lifestyle
kids: *survive mass shooting and advocate for stricter gun control*
republicans: who cares about what a bunch of kids think
can you believe sunni is going 💙💕🖤💞💚💝❤️🧡💛
LONDON ❣️ STOCKHOLM ❣️ PARIS
guys I'm at the BRIT Awards (!!!) but couldn't wait to show you this ... full version coming your way soon 🖤
Sneakers crisscrossed with crystals featuring in lettering in the fashion show by . The SEGA font is used with permission of SEGA Holdings Co., Ltd
Horror Movie Idea: Racist whites get trapped inside a black history museum that comes alive lmao
hello youtube today i will teach u how to get this winged eyeliner look
From runaways to runway. The new f***ing gang.
Signs that she’s capable of fucking your life up:
1. Nose ring
2. Does nightly face masks
3. Has good taste in music
4. Is an absolute pro at makeup
5. Can dance
this is the most embarrassing thing thats ever happened to me
"...harmless psychological fun."
This is NOT fucking harmless. This is NOT fucking fun.
THIS. IS WHY. WOMEN. SAY. MEN. ARE TRASH.
YOU ABSOLUTELY DESERVE TO HAVE THIS FUCKING SHIT TURNED BACK ON YOU.
I hope some big fucking BULL of a man does this to you.
So today, my dog ( Sugar ) was put to sleep after 13 years. It’s been 45 mins and I think my other dog knows as well. Worst feeling ever 😔🙏🏽.
*gets handed the bill*
im getting this
there is powerful niggatry at work
RT this to get this man outta Starbucks and in his field
I just had an awesome experience at Eastgate in Chapel Hill, NC. Caleb has a degree in zoology and asks his customers what their favorite animal is. He gives them facts while completing their orders! Thanks for making my day, Caleb!!! cc
when grace left she tucked me in and im so in love
There was one last piece of sausage on my plate aND MY CAT SNATCHED IT OUT OF MY HAND U SAUSAG THIEF
my grandma talking to my mom about her new hearing aid, "it's the most expensive one u can buy, it cost me $4,000.”
my mom: "what kind is it?"
my grandma: "it's 4:15pm"
Hey Jack! Just wanted to let you know that, yes! Us 17yrs really are planning a nationwide rally! It’s crazy what determination, and a strong work ethic can lead to! But I mean you have neither of those things so I wouldn’t expect you to understand.
O really? “Students” are planning a nationwide rally? Not left wing gun control activists using 17yr kids in the wake of a horrible tragedy?
I would be SO MAD. Having to listen to everyone’s random crap in silence with no hands or voice. john if you make me a tree I swear to god
Your loved ones can grow into a self-sustaining tree
look at us fags I love my life 💙💕🖤💞🧡❤️💚💝💛
My favourite Tumblr posts:
Today’s date, 2-20-2018, looks like it’s stuttering.
Tell me something new today
"Anime. It's the best." - Michael B. Jordan
I CANNOT BELIEVE
How to parallel park:
Step 1: Park somewhere else
A girl in my building was all dressed up and had her hair and makeup looking amazing so I asked her where she was going and she went “no where, I’ve just finished with my boyfriend so I wanted a banging new profile pic to show him what he’s missing” AND THATS WHY GIRLS ARE BETTER
I feel like the only reason grace would break up with me is because I go through a bottle of bbq sauce a week
RT when you find the mistake
I just want a room this big...
I want IT to be summer already
So my dad put down some new grass in the garden and was flattening it down in the strangest style ever..smh
You people told January to speed up. Now it’s basically two weeks till 2020. You all played yourselves.
It’s March next week Thursday. What. The. Actual. Fuck.
in honor of rihanna’s birthday you must block at least 5 men
White people : black people are doing too much. Wakanda doesn't even exist.
Black people : Neither does Hogwarts.
black panther spoiler but i don’t give you context
Why is he me when I hear shawn on the radio
Kindergarten teachers in 2023 lookin at their attendance sheet and seeing "Wakanda Williams"
the nine year old i babysit just sent me this over snapchat, I'm deceased
i asked my grandpa, “after 65 years u still call grandma darling, beautiful, and honey. what’s the secret?”
grandpa: “i forgot her name 5 years ago and i’m scared to ask her.”
Congrats to the entire team! Because of you, young people will finally see superheroes that look like them on the big screen. I loved this movie and I know it will inspire people of all backgrounds to dig deep and find the courage to be heroes of their own stories.
This “head ripping prank” is the funniest thing you’ll see on the net today 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👇🏾
Imagine finally building up the courage to take a shit at school and a group of hoodlums break in to your stall fighting and shit
we threw a vine themed party to prove once and for all that VINE IS NOT DEAD
Waking up the birth control
Why do guys slap their dick on a vagina before putting it in
can you actually fuck off and stop bandwagoning this is my thing
Fellas is it gay to become proficient in the art of the sword
there are two types of people when the teacher assigns you questions on a reading: michael b jordan or chadwick boseman
I lost my car chapstick and now my book bag chapstick is in my room and my room chapstick is in my car and my whole life’s outta wack
please just.....watch this video
My bf knew my old plant stand had broken and I had no where to place my plants so he MADE me one!!!! 😭💖🌱💖💖🌵
I’m not sure why people are so surprised that the students are rising up—we’ve been feeding them a steady diet of dystopian literature showing teens leading the charge for years. We have told teen girls they are empowered. What, you thought it was fiction? It was preparation.
when ppl who don’t listen to lana complain about their skin breaking out lmao bitch what do u expect
Post Malone covering Santeria
michael b jordan taking selfies dressed up as killmonger rt if you agree
chadwick boseman is a living piece of art, a masterpiece in my eyes.
if you thought chadwick boseman couldn’t be anymore perfect, listen to him sing
black chyna’s lawyers: ok, what happened?
so i remade all my favorite vines
my sim when i use the cheat code to get $26380000 to buy the mansion
18, financially stable, just bought a house. What have you done 😎
me: trying to enjoy spring break
why is there a cow at the beach😫
bro when have u ever seen a cat in water, this is my rt for good luck post of the day
omg u ever see a cat at the beach?
its never not funny to tell an animal to get a job. i dont make the rules