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Delighted to be joining the growing team and parent company , iconic champion of the open web with many more chapters to write.
Disappointing that has zero women speaking this year. Unless you count Sophia the AI-enhanced robot. More like . Sigh.
I swear, I always feel like I have 14 podcasts to listen to no matter how much I catch up or weed out.
Legit can't handle the anxiety of waking up to iPhone news notifications which include the names of famous men. Sad to be relieved when it turns out they've died.
2/2 Considering it was almost a year ago no, I still don't know the email I used on the account, I don't remember the name of last thing I bought. And it's ridic that I should have to provide all this when I have the user/pass. Let me in!
FFS you're blocking me from my account, I have the user/pass for it but you now want to send me a 2fa (I didn't enable this). But I can't recall the email (likely nixed it) I can't get the verify code. Now your CS wants 5 diff. details to update the email. 1/2
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Ever thought about going to a WordCamp? Hard to beat WordCamp US - and if you are going you might as well volunteer!
There are only 8 days left to apply to be a volunteer at WCUS. Don't wait until the last second.
Go Wine Tasting with Jennifer Lawrence
No, no didn't leave me on hold the whole time. At 18 minutes on hold they shoved me into voice mail.
Wondering if the service reps will just leave me on hold until it's time to go home in 17 minutes.
Hey look, some good news for a change:
It's a good day when just the sound of your voice calms your dog while he's clearly having a nightmare.
Never felt so guilty for not having my sites up to snuff as I have since joining Automattic. Guess I know what I'm doing over the holidays.
Who needs a job? Companies at are hiring.
Just took my glasses off and looked out the window toward the mountains and thought "oh cool filter..." uh...
Only in LA will your Uber driver stay in the carpool lane (guessing cause he can) when the other lanes are moving fast and easy
En route to . Am currently playing the "wonder if she's going" game.
Attitude is strong @ IAH this morning at C18. We line up cause there's not enough seats in shared gate area. Quit shaming us GA
I really wish I could get paid to submit unsolicited typo corrections to company websites. I'd be rich.
Oh gosh. I just got my bill and it's SO high. I can't believe that this month I have to pay $16.43! The horror!! /sarcasm.
Happily the network is faster than Adam throws. Nice form though,
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auction successfully sold for $220k. is up now! It will sell!!
Domain investors this may be your last chance to buy ! Has met reserve and will sell at
In San Francisco for the day .com domain auction. Good prices on many lots. Looking at you !
Headed to SFO tomorrow 4 the . Some great domain names including
Seriously. The one day this week I don't have a 7am call I wake up early and can't get back to sleep.
More domains auction : Excellent dev opp. First time on the market. No reserve!
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Canada's new PM gets the value of a good domain: justin.ca forwarding to liberal.ca US politicos pay attention!
So this just happened... I'm in a deck of cards.
Retweet this until it breaks. Then retweet it again. We need this all over the Internet now.
I seriously cannot stop watching this Vine. I can just hear his thoughts.
Clickbait slideshows would earn a lot more if there was a balance of page load time to advertising. I bail after first 2-3 images.
I love being a Cubs fan. Everyone can relate to a Cubs fan. Even if you just don't get the why, you still appreciate the loyalty.
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Had a great time in San Francisco talking TLDs and websites with &
sharing insights at in
Finally ordered my Karma Go from . Take WiFi with you everywhere. Use my code for $10 off yours:
You know you've settled in Oregon when you wake up to rain and it makes you happy.
if even your "aggrieved" patrons know better not to say anything, you probably shouldn't either.
It pains me to unfollow some folks on twitter - even when they haven't tweeted for six years. I worry I'll miss something.
Participation trophies make me cringe. Showing up may be half the battle, but that isn't trophy worthy
If you keep choosing the past you will never walk into the future.
Those who rail loudest against change have the most to gain by preserving the status quo. Get comfortable with change. Invest in disruption.
Opinions and buttholes. Everybody's got 'em.
Advice for girls planning a tech career? Build your own org from scratch instead of cleaning up someone else's mess
Absolutely massive win for Daniel Negari and new gTLDs as Google launches new company on placeholder at . Congrats!
Google to welcome it's new Alphabet overlords? Nah, really just a restructure, but a a curious one for sure.
In love with . Relational databases for everyone, presenting data in clean and familiar ways. and it's free
Hand written thank you note from my server at Marina Kitchen slipped under my hotel room door? Both charming and a little creepy.
Less than two hours and bidding at $25 for Register at to win
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Watched the trailer for Freeheld and recalled the 2007 Documentary Freeheld. So powerful. Available for purchase at
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I'm not a yo-yo dieter. I just *really* like the feeling of losing weight so I just keep losing the same 40 pounds every year.
Coming across some fun .co domains that recently become available: , and more to come!
The most important piece of advice for folks starting their careers...
Did while reading passport quotes. for just a couple moments I was very confused.
Breaking in a new passport. Headed to in Buenos Aires.
Dear dad in seat 12B. You don't say that your precocious son loves professional wrestling? Stop manflirting and control him. Kthnxbai
4 Excellent reasons to ditch .com. speakin' the truth.
Hey getting pretty tired of all these maintenance delays. Happy for safe planes but maybe a better maintenance schedule?
Time to clean the planters TPA. Super gross.
Congresswoman tries to solicit hatred for Obamacare, but instead it gets a torrent of praise:
The good news is that most of domains aren’t indexed every day so hopefully the fallout is minimal.
Irony of buying a domain w/ privacy from co. known for indexing the web and then having privacy fail…