12 hour shifts followed by 14 hour shifts are my fave. 😐
imagine if Harry, being the supposed rebel, decided to have the royal wedding as some humble wee understated affair and sent the rest of the money to fix the NHS
So many snakes around these days 😐🐍🐍🐍
So after not being able to sleep for weeks due to stress, I think I've got Christmas and birthdays sorted.. now I just need to get the rest of my life and then I can have a proper sleep...... So maybe when I'm middle aged I can have a peaceful nap 😐
Heartbroken that have added Zzzonked to the setlist after they played Nottingham. Why?! It's one of my all time favourite songs. 💔💔💔
As sad as it is to see brothers not getting on, saying that Mr Bean should play Noel in an Oasis biopic is top quality banter.
don't get how work looked in the diary and saw that I had booked today off months ago and thought "I know! Let's put her on a 18hr shift"😐😭
When you're filled with an all consuming rage but you have to sit there and smile at the people you want to smack. Ughhh 😡
Paintballs all fun and games until you get home and the adrenaline rush wears off... ouch 😂🔫
Wish I didn't have friends who live so far away. It's rubbish having them live on the other side of the country and in some cases the world
So excited!! Have a house viewing this weekend, finally being a proper adult
U find ur perfect match when ur not looking which is why I'm not looking for some1 to feed me a grilled cheese in bed then leave in silence
"The Storm" (Freestyle)
The FULL verse that EVERYBODY is talking about! BODIED THIS!
Been so ill today. Luckily it meant I've been looked after and fed turkey dinosaurs like a proper adult
How to be an adult:
Complain about being tired
Never complete lists
I am so tired
Such a dispiriting sight on an afternoon errand run around
Spent the whole day hungover in bed watching 's new Netflix show and avoiding socialising.
My only regret is not having pizza
At that point where I literally want to tear open my mouth and rip out my tooth. Why do we even have wisdom teeth???!!!
Been waiting eagerly for weeks for The Spark and yet it's no where to be seen 😢💔 god damn it. I wanna hear it on vinyl first
Chris sleep talking about the big issues "But why?! Who does that?! Who buys chicken nuggets with no sauce?! Heathen."
I really, really, really don't like Pumpkin Spiced Lattes
Freaking love don't tell the bride... but why are they all 22??! I would never even dream about getting married so young 😐😐
humans can apparently survive on a diet of just potatoes, and milk or butter, which contain Vitamin A and D
Me "I don't know why marvel don't trust me with secrets"
Also me "Marvel left the suit with us, imma let everyone try it on and post a vid"
The fact that endorses ticket touts by giving them a "marketplace" sickens me
One bad thing about is having to fake social skills as you're being rated. I'm a moody anti social person god damn it, let me be
If you managed to get tickets for Liam Gallagher in Manchester you're a first class cunt and I hate you
Going on Netflix and seeing your boyfriend has started watching the to show you agreed to wait and watch together. Utter betrayal 😡💔
Brilliant looking at your bank and seeing after bills you have £50 to last you a month.anyone want to buy an organ? 😐I love being an "adult"
When your tooth starts hurting and you're just like "noooo, I haven't budgeted for the damn dentist" you'll have to wait for next month
Whenever I feel run down Louis Theroux is the one
Those days where you're wrapped in bed like a burrito, extra cosy. Then your alarm goes off for work and your happy bubble is shattered 💔
Saw an advert for a Disney Mediterranean cruise. Got excited. Googled. £2,000 per person. Well that dream lasted a full 5 minutes 😔
Can't stand Taylor Swift. She's literally a money grabbing bitch who doesn't give a shit about her fans. Don't get how everyone loves her
The most sickening thing is that this ultra-capitalistic exploitation of fans is beneath a veneer of morality - stopping ticket bots/touts
I think the closest thing a human can get to heaven without dying is coming back to a clean toilet, hot water and real food after a festival
So insanely proud of ! Owned Leeds stage and sounded even better than on record 👌🏻👌🏻💁🏻
Found this old relic. Jonny Sniper condom that was once signed by before it rubbed off 😂🔻
So happy to finally have found affordable animal cruelty free makeup 💁🏻 🐰🐒🐭💕
Heading home for a few days off then LEEDS and READING are getting told as you fucking were LG x
Tidying up the house goes a lot quicker listening to in preparation for Leeds 👌🏻👌🏻
Not gonna lie.. Feel a little bit offended that an Instagram account called Basic Bitch just started following me.. 😂😂
Sometimes I feel my mouth isn't big enough for all the popcorn I want to fill it with
Found handprints on the outside of my bedroom window... guess who isn't sleeping tonight 🙋🏼
Few noises make me as happy as the knock on the door from a delivery man bearing food
When you buy a new dress for an occasion and it's basically rack city. Ughhhh, why?!
When you're so poor but release a limited edition Santi anniversary record. Bye money. Hello Santi, welcome to my collection😍💸
Listening to Bob Marley in the bath👌🏻 Ultimate chill
You're out of your league. This is just like when I watched myself in a sex tape. There was a lot of floundering and laughable moments-Spy😂
Nothing like that first sit down after an eight hour shift. As much as I love my new job I miss getting breaks
Trying to learn 10 cocktails of by heart in 24 hours is hurting my head. Send help
When you're so paranoid about being late to your new job you end up being an hour early... Off to Nero I go
Celebrity deaths don't usually hit me hard, but Chester Bennington was such an influence growing up, I still can't believe it.Heartbreaking
Not gonna lie; meditation even if it's just ten minutes a day is really helping to sort my anxiety out 💆🏼
So nervous for my job interview tomorrow 🤞🏻
If you're happy and you know it, highlight your face ⭐️✨🎼
Not so excited that I'll be staying up till 2am to watch it to avoid Facebook spoilers however
So excited for the new season of Game of Thrones!!
Full on addicted to Jane The Virgin
Forever on the side of animals. Even in a film where the wolves hunt humans I cringe only when the wolves are attacked. Yep....
Trying to carry three bags and a suitcase through central London in this heat may be the death of me