Cheers to the guy in front of me on the train for watching shows on his tablet with subtitles. I've not watched Skins in ages 😍
I swear down that the amount of stupid shit my boyfriend does has increased dramatically since he started watching and 🤣
So there's a guy outside busking.. by singing opera songs. So good, he's literally memorising. People are stopping dead in the street to listen to him 😍
Always an exciting day when your packages arrive 😍😍
So happy that is back on Netflix with a new season 😍😍
That instant regret of not bringing a coat with me... let's hope it warms up a little whilst I work...?😐
So when's the Take Off Your Colours anniversary tour that promised last year at Leeds Festival?? Last night at Keele is making me die waiting for it 😍
just came back from the vet & the doctor told me my cat was pregnant, the lil bitch got the nerve to look shock. 🤦🏽♀️
Love island is just grim! 😣 Ultimate brainless chav TV!!!
Swear there's no better feeling then taking off your make up and bra and sitting in pjs after a long day with a glass of wine 🍷
I love little cultural differences, like how Americans are super offended by the word cunt but here in Australia we're super offended by school children being slaughtered with automatic weapons
Nothing like Peppermint before bed 😍
🔘 standing in the kitchen, carvin' up a chicken for dinner, minding my own business, in storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage. "You been screwin' the milkman, " he says. He was crazy and he kept on screamin', "You been screwin' the milkma
Hahahaha. THAT'S what bank holidays are for?? I thought it was an excuse for everyone to get hammered and abuse bar staff. How wrong I was... 😐
Bank holidays are an opportunity to relax and spend time with family and friends.
The next Labour government will introduce four more, bringing us up to the average for the world’s biggest economies, to give British workers a well deserved break.
Nothing worse then when you're cuddling a dog and he gets a little too... over excited 😓🤦🏻♀️
When you can't find a hair brush anywhere so it has to be a "messy bedhead" look. 🤦🏻♀️
So good when your co worker comes in and does a trip to Greggs for you😍
Always cute when a busker dedicates a song to you as you walk past 🤣
I’m that person who holds on to pictures and ticket stubs but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which just illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of sh*t who can’t put their life together
I’m surprised that the ‘holding your dick with one hand down your joggers whilst hocking up a mouthful of phlegm and gobbing it on the pavement’ look has prevailed since I was a child. Never rated it myself.
"There is a land called Passive Aggressiva.. and yes, I am their Queen." Greys Anatomy is far too relatable sometimes 😂👸🏻
Yes to the woman at the end. 🙋🏻 using the phrase " you come into our country and.." is very rarely followed up with an intelligent sentence.
I feel like people don't appreciate apple tango enough, it's literally my favourite drink ever
May must have known about everything that Rudd has just resigned over. And she backed her while she knowingly lied. Corrupt.
This was actually me at 3am this morning fml
Me walking out of Infinity War at 3am.
Although I'm really excited to see tomorrow in Manchester I'm equally excited to return to for the best pizza I've ever had 😍😍
Do I sound old if I say that this new trend of walking around with your mates, but with headphones in and not actually talking, is an early symptom of the apocalypse?
My taxi driver just moaned at me" Ugh, you want to go to go to town at this time? It's busy.Why are you going?" If I had customers walk in at lunch time I'd never say "ugh, you want to eat at lunch time?! Why? It's busy." Yeah, it can be busy but it's part of the job I'm afraid.
Coachella vs Reading festival
Guess who's got tickets to festival warm up show?! Yaaaaaaaas 💁🏻💁🏻💁🏻
After ’s attack on Syria, I have called for a Wars Powers Act so that governments are held to account by Parliament for what they do in our name.
The Government must now, through the UN, take a diplomatic lead to negotiate a ceasefire in the Syrian conflict.
One of these Syrian kids is about to lose his whole family in an air strike. He’s going to grow up full of hate & anger for Britain.
10 years from now he’s gonna detonate himself in Westfield.
Then you people will act surprised & come on here to call Islam a violent religion.
I don't think there are strong enough words for my love of instant good mood. Seeing them at is still one of the best nights of my life
Might get some backlash on this but I’m gonna say it anyway... the price of gig tickets going up is because people are expecting big shows and production which costs money... also people aren’t buying as much music as they use to. How else are bands going to survive?
Cuts to policing? No, that won’t affect public safety!
Cuts to the fire service? No, that won’t affect public safety!
UK, watch ’s clear & calm analysis of the Conservative party’s continuing incompetence and deceit.
Amber Rudd insists police cuts have not led to an increase in violent crime. 's response is electric.
Swear parkas are hands down one of the best types of coats. Still cozy and warm despite the outside being drenched in this weather
The fact that I have a dog sat next to me like a person on the train and keeps licking me has made my day 1000000x better
Speaking of loved the Ready Player One book. The movie was quite good... (always difficult to love a movie of a book u like tho init). But I can totally see the population disappearing into VR as the world becomes harder to live in and VR gear becomes cheaper and better
I always knew the music at my work was good but when are on one after another it makes me die a little bit inside of happiness 😁
2 years ago this week the Mr had his stem cell transplant and he’s still here today because of this! ❤️ This is something to crack the fizzy wine open for later ❤️❤️❤️
When your working and the underwire of your bra breaks mid shift... Yaaaay. Hey uneven boobs 🤦🏻♀️
i cruised through watching the first season of & have decided i'd give anything to be a guest judge, despite having no qualifications to do so
Doing a gig at the old home tonight. at 9ish.
You know you're tired when you practically shot a cup of coffee and then immediately buy a red bull. Ready for bank holiday round two. Ding ding. 🤼♂️
aint been tweeting much but thought I’d just say hi and that in the grand scheme of things I’ve no idea what I’m doing and neither do most people I’ve met who I previously thought in the grand scheme of things had an idea what of they were doing, so if you don’t either don’t fret
I prefer dogs obviously. Dogs are better people than people. They're amazing.
Literally a minute into watching Humanity and already love it.
lush employee: is THIS your first time here?
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He didn’t want to.
Fancied a quiet night in.
Sometimes that’s all you need.
Little night to yourself.
Bit of self care.
Good for him.
First official day of spring and it's actually sunny 😍 Perfect time to bang out some tracks
It's difficult knowing my boyfriend is more attracted to Ryan Reynolds than he is to me...😂
So apparently the reason I've been feeling so rubbish is because I have infected lymph glands. Finding a lump is so scary when you don't know what's causing it
GO SEE LOVE, SIMON. go if ur straight. go if ur bi. go if ur gay. go if ur friend is gay. parents, go if ur child is gay. go with ur best friend. go if no one you know is openly gay. go by yourself. GO SEE IT. this movie is so incredibly important & it will warm ur heart so much
I am shocked read this. I understood that testing on animals for cosmetics was offically banned have we all been duped? Please read and share and let's get some answers!
The public needs to be aware that despite an official 'ban', the majority of cosmetic ingredients are still - by law - tested on animals :
The joy of your first goal.
Some people spend St Patrick's Day drunk. I'm spending it watching kick ass
The fact that is doing a show in Manchester this year has just made me indescribably happy 👸🏻
Stephen Hawking inspired the world with his determination to explain the mysteries of the cosmos. But he also showed breathtaking courage to overcome life's adversities and a burning passion to protect our National Health Service. He will be greatly missed.
honestly cant believe how emo i was in middle school...... also cant believe how literally nothing has changed since then and im still the same emo bitch
I'm so sick of crying at Queer Eye. God damn it emotions
Today I’m celebrating the 5th anniversary of the EU bans for cosmetics testing on animals and supporting the call for the EU to help end the unnecessary suffering of animals worldwide.
Don't get why customers are such cunts to bar staff when their food is bad. Wasn't me cooking ur fuckin burger was it love?
Lying in bed struggling to sleep when Chris rolls over and mumbles "50p for a bag for life? I don't think so!" Then rolls back over still fast asleep. I wish my worries were that mundane 😂
As much as I love the snow it needs to disappear already. I want my boiler to work again 😩
All I want is a job that has a liveable wage where I don't have to work 60 hours until 4am to afford my rent. Why is that apparently too much to ask?! 😩
me - I'm strong and independent
also me -
Since seeing live in Manchester I haven't been able to get their songs out my head. I blame you and 😂
Literally relate to Cougar Town so much. Wish my life would be sitting around with my friends getting pissed on wine every day 😂🍷
🗣SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE WHITE FOLKS STUCK IN THE 60’s DALE!!!
Dunno how people ever survive in life without going through an emo phase tbh