Since seeing live in Manchester I haven't been able to get their songs out my head. I blame you and 😂
Literally relate to Cougar Town so much. Wish my life would be sitting around with my friends getting pissed on wine every day 😂🍷
🗣SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE WHITE FOLKS STUCK IN THE 60’s DALE!!!
Dunno how people ever survive in life without going through an emo phase tbh
Why am I always hungry????😩
The new snap chat update is horrendous 😒
full time work sounds like a great idea until you’re tired all the fuckin time and have exactly nothing to show for it anyway 🙃
Not gonna lie is brilliant 😂😂
6 February 1918 Millicent Fawcett, the Pankhursts & other suffrage campaigners won a hard-fought victory & pressed for progress by securing the first votes for some women across the UK
Stir fry makes me happy 🍲
Can't believe they did it! 41-33 Go Eagles 🦅🏈😍
Dogs are so amazing and can detect things like diseases in humans.
Am I going to go to this party tomorrow that I booked off work or am I gonna sit in my underwear and play video games?
Today I babysat for the first time in my life.... apparently I'm not too crap with kids? Who knew
So glad I started following release radar. Finally discovering some great new music 👌🏻👌🏻
Always weird when your mates start creeping on your family...😂👀
The fact I've only just got in from work is depressing
Wonder if there will ever be a time when I'm not socially awkward....?
Anyone selling two tickets for ally pally??
When you're fairly sure your boyfriend has broken your finger. Dickhead 😂😭
Got excited looking at Mixologist courses.. got less excited seeing that they're £300
There’s an episode of Friends where a group of 26 year olds are shocked that they drank 5 bottles of wine between 7 people over an entire evening and honestly that’s way more unrealistic than the massive apartment thing.
Me “can you drink on antibiotics?”
Brother “probably not”
Me “but surely if I just had one bottle.”
Brother “of Beer”
Me “of Red?”
Eating salad, dreaming of mac and cheese...
Hopefully the apocalypse. I need a break.
One thing that really fucks me off is when guys say " ohh you're getting your tits out for tips" no mate. I've just got big boobs. They're pretty damn hard to hide. Prick.
nothing kills a person’s christmas spirit (and/or soul) like working in food service 🙃
Christmas candles, hot chocolate and Miracle on 34th street ☕️
When you see all your friends going out and having fun. I remember when I used to have fun... before I had a full time job at Christmas. Sleep too, I do miss sleeping at proper times. Can't wait for January to get my life back 😂
I just really, really, really love Jane The Virgin
Love actually and cakes. yesssss
So was meant to be going out on "ladies night" plans get cancelled. Night in watching love actually with cake isn't the worst alternative...😋🍰
Having to clean make up brushes does my head in. That's an hour of my day gone 😓🖌
Times like this I am so glad I don't live in London anymore 😂 imagine trying to get to wasabi in that
This literally sums up south west trains
12 hour shifts followed by 14 hour shifts are my fave. 😐
imagine if Harry, being the supposed rebel, decided to have the royal wedding as some humble wee understated affair and sent the rest of the money to fix the NHS
So many snakes around these days 😐🐍🐍🐍
So after not being able to sleep for weeks due to stress, I think I've got Christmas and birthdays sorted.. now I just need to get the rest of my life and then I can have a proper sleep...... So maybe when I'm middle aged I can have a peaceful nap 😐
Heartbroken that have added Zzzonked to the setlist after they played Nottingham. Why?! It's one of my all time favourite songs. 💔💔💔
As sad as it is to see brothers not getting on, saying that Mr Bean should play Noel in an Oasis biopic is top quality banter.
don't get how work looked in the diary and saw that I had booked today off months ago and thought "I know! Let's put her on a 18hr shift"😐😭
When you're filled with an all consuming rage but you have to sit there and smile at the people you want to smack. Ughhh 😡
Paintballs all fun and games until you get home and the adrenaline rush wears off... ouch 😂🔫
Wish I didn't have friends who live so far away. It's rubbish having them live on the other side of the country and in some cases the world
So excited!! Have a house viewing this weekend, finally being a proper adult
U find ur perfect match when ur not looking which is why I'm not looking for some1 to feed me a grilled cheese in bed then leave in silence
"The Storm" (Freestyle)
The FULL verse that EVERYBODY is talking about! BODIED THIS!
Been so ill today. Luckily it meant I've been looked after and fed turkey dinosaurs like a proper adult
How to be an adult:
Complain about being tired
Never complete lists
I am so tired
Such a dispiriting sight on an afternoon errand run around
Spent the whole day hungover in bed watching 's new Netflix show and avoiding socialising.
My only regret is not having pizza
At that point where I literally want to tear open my mouth and rip out my tooth. Why do we even have wisdom teeth???!!!
Been waiting eagerly for weeks for The Spark and yet it's no where to be seen 😢💔 god damn it. I wanna hear it on vinyl first
Chris sleep talking about the big issues "But why?! Who does that?! Who buys chicken nuggets with no sauce?! Heathen."
I really, really, really don't like Pumpkin Spiced Lattes
Freaking love don't tell the bride... but why are they all 22??! I would never even dream about getting married so young 😐😐
humans can apparently survive on a diet of just potatoes, and milk or butter, which contain Vitamin A and D
Me "I don't know why marvel don't trust me with secrets"
Also me "Marvel left the suit with us, imma let everyone try it on and post a vid"