This was insanely good. Still can't quite get over how amazing Liam Gallagher was last night. The atmosphere in the crowd was electric ⚡️
HIT THE NORTH! LG x
The over powering need to smack a customer over the head with my tray when they whistle at me throws me into an all consuming rage 😤
As an animal lover I think it's so cute that two birds have made their nest outside my window.. as someone who works nights and is extremely tired I also wish they would sod off 😓🐦
Not the news I like to wake up to 😔
Before I worked nights I used to swear coffee was the devil, but now it's the only thing that keeps me alive ☕️
I don't even get paid enough to afford to live in the cheapest properties in my area. Life sucks.
Stop getting rid of your pets because they aren’t what you expected Clifford was literally the smallest puppy and turned out to be a 30 FOOT RED DOG AND EMILY ELIZABETH STILL MADE IT WORK
Today I met my nans cat... apparently it was a stray once 🤣🤣
I don't know why I look on the Dog Trust website. I want to adopt them all 😭if I had a massive house with acres of land I'd have all the dogs..
Every body's a bit of a cunt sometimes as you were LG x
If you can't handle me when I'm a fucking hot mess then you can't handle me when I'm a glam bitch - 🤣👌🏻👸🏻
Dreams are so weird.. Woke up with a song in my head that was in my dream and googled it. Apparently it's Stupid Angel by 😐 fairly sure I've never heard it before but apparently my brain thinks otherwise.. either way it's catchy
I wanna open a rock n roll bar that sells good beers and cocktails and plays classic rock n metal all day long. AND IT WONT BE A DIVE WITH A STICKY FLOOR. The dream.
Currently lying in bed in tears after watching Transformers... why must I be this way?!🤦🏻♀️😓
Is my hair cool and "bed head messy" on purpose or can I just not be arsed to brush it properly? No one will ever know. 🤔😂
Furious. If bloody England could have bothered to score yesterday I could have been booking a holiday right now with what's just happened in the final. Grrrrr 😡💔
How the hell do people wear white working in pubs and keep it clean?! Literally went to the cellar to do stock and now I'm covered in crap. Ace 😓
When you realise your boyfriend knows all the words to Angel by Shaggy.. why 🤣
Swear when I dye my hair I end up dying half my body as well 😐
Cannot wait for World Cup to be over and for my boyfriend to remember I exisit again. 😓
The fact I've got tickets to go see Childish Gambino has set my day off to a great start 😍
Cheers to the guy in front of me on the train for watching shows on his tablet with subtitles. I've not watched Skins in ages 😍
I swear down that the amount of stupid shit my boyfriend does has increased dramatically since he started watching and 🤣
Always an exciting day when your packages arrive 😍😍
So happy that is back on Netflix with a new season 😍😍
That instant regret of not bringing a coat with me... let's hope it warms up a little whilst I work...?😐
So when's the Take Off Your Colours anniversary tour that promised last year at Leeds Festival?? Last night at Keele is making me die waiting for it 😍
just came back from the vet & the doctor told me my cat was pregnant, the lil bitch got the nerve to look shock. 🤦🏽♀️
Swear there's no better feeling then taking off your make up and bra and sitting in pjs after a long day with a glass of wine 🍷
I love little cultural differences, like how Americans are super offended by the word cunt but here in Australia we're super offended by school children being slaughtered with automatic weapons
Nothing like Peppermint before bed 😍
🔘 standing in the kitchen, carvin' up a chicken for dinner, minding my own business, in storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage. "You been screwin' the milkman, " he says. He was crazy and he kept on screamin', "You been screwin' the milkma
Hahahaha. THAT'S what bank holidays are for?? I thought it was an excuse for everyone to get hammered and abuse bar staff. How wrong I was... 😐
Bank holidays are an opportunity to relax and spend time with family and friends.
The next Labour government will introduce four more, bringing us up to the average for the world’s biggest economies, to give British workers a well deserved break.
Nothing worse then when you're cuddling a dog and he gets a little too... over excited 😓🤦🏻♀️
So good when your co worker comes in and does a trip to Greggs for you😍
Always cute when a busker dedicates a song to you as you walk past 🤣
I’m that person who holds on to pictures and ticket stubs but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which just illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of sh*t who can’t put their life together
I’m surprised that the ‘holding your dick with one hand down your joggers whilst hocking up a mouthful of phlegm and gobbing it on the pavement’ look has prevailed since I was a child. Never rated it myself.
"There is a land called Passive Aggressiva.. and yes, I am their Queen." Greys Anatomy is far too relatable sometimes 😂👸🏻
Yes to the woman at the end. 🙋🏻 using the phrase " you come into our country and.." is very rarely followed up with an intelligent sentence.
I feel like people don't appreciate apple tango enough, it's literally my favourite drink ever
May must have known about everything that Rudd has just resigned over. And she backed her while she knowingly lied. Corrupt.
Although I'm really excited to see tomorrow in Manchester I'm equally excited to return to for the best pizza I've ever had 😍😍
Do I sound old if I say that this new trend of walking around with your mates, but with headphones in and not actually talking, is an early symptom of the apocalypse?
My taxi driver just moaned at me" Ugh, you want to go to go to town at this time? It's busy.Why are you going?" If I had customers walk in at lunch time I'd never say "ugh, you want to eat at lunch time?! Why? It's busy." Yeah, it can be busy but it's part of the job I'm afraid.
Coachella vs Reading festival
Guess who's got tickets to festival warm up show?! Yaaaaaaaas 💁🏻💁🏻💁🏻
After ’s attack on Syria, I have called for a Wars Powers Act so that governments are held to account by Parliament for what they do in our name.
The Government must now, through the UN, take a diplomatic lead to negotiate a ceasefire in the Syrian conflict.
I don't think there are strong enough words for my love of instant good mood. Seeing them at is still one of the best nights of my life
Might get some backlash on this but I’m gonna say it anyway... the price of gig tickets going up is because people are expecting big shows and production which costs money... also people aren’t buying as much music as they use to. How else are bands going to survive?
Cuts to policing? No, that won’t affect public safety!
Cuts to the fire service? No, that won’t affect public safety!
UK, watch ’s clear & calm analysis of the Conservative party’s continuing incompetence and deceit.
Amber Rudd insists police cuts have not led to an increase in violent crime. 's response is electric.
Swear parkas are hands down one of the best types of coats. Still cozy and warm despite the outside being drenched in this weather
The fact that I have a dog sat next to me like a person on the train and keeps licking me has made my day 1000000x better
Speaking of loved the Ready Player One book. The movie was quite good... (always difficult to love a movie of a book u like tho init). But I can totally see the population disappearing into VR as the world becomes harder to live in and VR gear becomes cheaper and better
I always knew the music at my work was good but when are on one after another it makes me die a little bit inside of happiness 😁
2 years ago this week the Mr had his stem cell transplant and he’s still here today because of this! ❤️ This is something to crack the fizzy wine open for later ❤️❤️❤️
When your working and the underwire of your bra breaks mid shift... Yaaaay. Hey uneven boobs 🤦🏻♀️
i cruised through watching the first season of & have decided i'd give anything to be a guest judge, despite having no qualifications to do so
Doing a gig at the old home tonight. @themarketvaults at 9ish.
You know you're tired when you practically shot a cup of coffee and then immediately buy a red bull. Ready for bank holiday round two. Ding ding. 🤼♂️
aint been tweeting much but thought I’d just say hi and that in the grand scheme of things I’ve no idea what I’m doing and neither do most people I’ve met who I previously thought in the grand scheme of things had an idea what of they were doing, so if you don’t either don’t fret
I prefer dogs obviously. Dogs are better people than people. They're amazing.
Literally a minute into watching Humanity and already love it.
lush employee: is THIS your first time here?
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He didn’t want to.
Fancied a quiet night in.
Sometimes that’s all you need.
Little night to yourself.
Bit of self care.
Good for him.
First official day of spring and it's actually sunny 😍 Perfect time to bang out some tracks
It's difficult knowing my boyfriend is more attracted to Ryan Reynolds than he is to me...😂
So apparently the reason I've been feeling so rubbish is because I have infected lymph glands. Finding a lump is so scary when you don't know what's causing it
GO SEE LOVE, SIMON. go if ur straight. go if ur bi. go if ur gay. go if ur friend is gay. parents, go if ur child is gay. go with ur best friend. go if no one you know is openly gay. go by yourself. GO SEE IT. this movie is so incredibly important & it will warm ur heart so much
I am shocked read this. I understood that testing on animals for cosmetics was offically banned have we all been duped? Please read and share and let's get some answers!
The public needs to be aware that despite an official 'ban', the majority of cosmetic ingredients are still - by law - tested on animals :