Azealia Banks went on Wild’N Out, a show about joking on people, and cried when she got joked on.
This Shannade Clermont story is wild. I’ve heard about twins separated at birth, but twins separated by fraud, this is new.
: Shannade Clermont, 1/2 of the Clermont Twins, known for starring on reality TV show "Bad Girls Club" and more recently as a model for Kanye West's Yeezy clothing, has been arrested for $20k in Debit Card Fraud. (via )
Cardi B and Offset named their daughter Kulture Kiari Cephus. I said that shit out loud and my furniture started floating.
Light Skin Charlamagne gotta answer for Dark Skin Charlamagne’s actions.
McDonald’s Sprite gotta be at least 40 PROOF.
Just left Pop’s barbershop in Harlem. Everyone is going is going nuts over the beef between Tray Pizzy and Dave East. Luke Cage just swept some hair up and walked out the door. He doesn’t seem too happy about all this.
I’ma need Lil Dicky to stop getting Chris Brown arrested every Friday. We need him to get in the studio and make that Boo’d Up remix.
“Canon Curry”. Steph Curry named his son after a point & shoot camera that takes great long distance shots. He’s a genius.
There’s a woman climbing the Statue of Liberty right now protesting ICE. Forget the fact that it’s the 4th of July, who even has the core strength to free climb the Statue of Liberty?
Lakers Fans: "I wasn’t hiding my love for Lebron from the world. I was hiding the world from my love for Lebron."
Lebron to the Lakers was a smart move. Can’t lose in the Finals if you don’t get there.
Actress/Model Melyssa Ford was recently in a car accident, involving an 18-wheeler truck in which her car flipped 3x.
• A fractured skull
• Bleeding in her brain
• A concussion &
• A 10 inch open wound
Sending her prayers & wishing her a speedy recovery. 🙏🏾
My future child better be funny af, because I'm not spending 18 years fake laughing in my own house.
Drake just released the tracklist for his new album and it’s 25 songs long. Scorpion is definitely gonna break streaming records.
RIP Joe Jackson. He was the first parent to successfully beat the black off his child.
Imagine carrying a child for 9 months only to name him Hubert.
Wow, declined the 4.3M? Lance Stephenson was their backbone, he does all the little things. Tough D, great hustle, & knows how to get in the opponent’s head. What a slap in the face to a guy who worked his butt off for that team. And this is coming from a huge Lebron fan.
Meek Mill’s “Stay Woke” performance was very powerful. You don't have to be a fan of his to admit that the message in both the song and the visuals is honest and tragic.
CALL THE POLICE ON EVERY WHITE KID RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND THIS SUMMER WITHOUT A PERMIT.
Say what you want about Kanye West, but 4 years ago Kanye said that Def Jam wanted to drop Teyana Taylor. He fought to get Teyana’s vision & her dream out to her fans. She had to fight against an entire system to get her album out. Keep that same energy, literally.
Virgil Abloh just solidified his spot in by becoming the first African American to ever be an artistic director for Louis Vuitton in the brand’s entire 164 years of existence. Congrats bro 👏🏾
A year ago today, we lost a Hip-Hop legend. One half of Mobb Deep; one of the most infamous rap duos in Hip-Hop history.
• Rich The Kid got hospitalized
• Yungeen Ace was shot 8x
• XXXTentacion robbed & shot dead
• Jimmy Wopo shot & killed
This has been a wild month for Hip Hop.
This is what J Prince meant by “pig pen mentality”. We gotta get outta the pig pen. We gotta do better.
This generation truly lacks empathy.
XXXTentacion was 20 years old.
20 years old.
That means 5 years ago he was 15.
Whatever wrong you think he did, he still had more than enough time to turn his life around and become a better person in life.
XXXTentacion is only 20 years old. People are really on Twitter wishing death on a 20 year old kid. Y'all are fucking weird.
If Desus and Mero think I’m about to start a Showtime subscription just to watch their new show that comes out in 2019, they’re absolutely right.
Happy Father’s Day bro .
Nas really taking 3-5 business days to release his album.
Do y'all ever accidentally slip out of your white voice at work?
This Jamie Foxx dick-slapping story just isn’t adding up. You’re telling me this woman waited for him to undo his pants, allowed her face to come within striking distance, and he was able to exert enough hip-turn force to cause her to have a panic attack 16 years later? 🤔
They should do a XXL Freshman back cover of producers, because they're literally 50% of the reason these rappers are famous in the first place.
Can’t trust anyone who goes to IHOP to eat burgers.
If she drives with one hand, she’s a thug and she beats on her boyfriend.
It's "you smell like outside" season.
Me ordering bancakes at IHOB 🥞.
RIP Kate Spade. Today is cancelled.
I need J Prince to make an OG call to Sallie Mae for me.
J Prince is the Hip Hop version of Thanos. He just wants to restore order and balance.
• Drake vs Pusha T
• Tekashi 6ix9ine vs Chief Keef
• Lil Uzi Vert vs Rich The Kid
• Tristan Thompson vs Draymond Green
• Ketchup vs Mustard
• JR Smith vs His Better Judgement
MTV needs to bring back Celebrity Deathmatch.
Just a friendly reminder to all my free thinkers out there. Just like slavery, listening to Kanye’s new album is a choice.
Lebron is basically a single mom taking care of 14 kids.
Somebody better tell Tekashi 69 that Chief Keef and Lil Reese don’t send invoices, they send shots.
This Drake and Pusha T beef really the greatest Dark skin vs. Light skin war since Mufasa and Scar.
"X-Factor", "Be Careful", "Nice For What", "Purity"...in less than 6 months Lauryn Hill has let A Boogie, Cardi B, Drake & Asap Rocky sample her songs. We really gotta thank the IRS for all this amazing music we've been getting lately.
If these sexual harrassment allegations are true, Morgan Freeman won't be a "free man" for much longer.
Sometimes God sends an Ex back into your life to check if you’re still stupid.
Live from Bedford-Stuyvesant, the livest one, representing BK to the fullest!
Happy Birthday Biggie Smalls! 👑🗽
Tell your girl she’s beautiful everyday, because the Spanish niggas at the bodega definitely do.
3 years ago today, we lost Chinx. One of the original Coke Boys.
It's a shame what your own hood'll do to you. 🙏🏾
Drake just announced his “Aubrey & The Three Amigos” tour with Migos and I’m just looking at my wallet like...
Seen a lot of people celebrating Mother's Day at a cemetery today. I thank God for keeping my mom here. I know that's gotta be tough. Keep your head up.
If you're important to him, he'll find a way to keep you.
I don’t think the culture fully appreciates Pharrell the way we should. Producer, Rapper, Singer, Designer, Vampire. The man has a crazy legacy.
Lesbians really be out here having boneless sex.
I don’t understand how people can eat from delis that got no clout. Ain’t been no fights in there, no music playing, don’t nobody know the cat’s first name. No culture whatsoever.
White people can identify 500 different breeds of dogs, but will mix you up with your other black coworker all day.
A year ago today we lost Christopher 'Big Black' Boykin, from the hit MTV show "Rob & Big".
2 years ago, reunited with her son Tupac Shakur in Thug Mansion. 🙏🏾.
Dear Camille Cosby,
This is not what Timbaland and Eve meant when they said he needs a ride or die chick.
That awkward moment when Thanos snaps his fingers and Kanye West is still here.
Massa: “If I die, my slaves is dyin’ with me! My peoples ridin’ with me no matter what! And I know that for a fact!”
Me, a free thinker, knowing slavery was a choice:
Men are turned off by stress.
Women are turned off by inconsistency.
But if he's consistent, she'll never have a reason to stress him.
Them n*ggas that hated is slowly endorsin’ 🏧
Thanos beat Hulk up so bad in Avengers: Infinity War, Hulk had PTSD for the rest of the movie.
Kanye’s song “Lift Yourself” reminds of back in the day, when you got catfished tryna download a new song off Limewire.
Chance The Rapper’s conduct on Twitter lately, is exactly why there’s only like 3 light skin people in Wakanda.
Wow, Atlantic Records just gave the Walmart Yodeling Kid a record deal. Record labels don’t even care about talent anymore. They’re just signing anyone who goes viral.
First Bhad Bhabie now, Yodel Kid. 🤦♂️
Me discussing Avengers: Infinity War with myself because all of my friends haven’t seen the movie yet.
Avengers: Infinity War.
The Hulk watching everyone else fight Thanos.
Avengers was a comedy.
Avengers was a drama.
Avengers was a thriller.
Avengers was a horror.
Avengers was action.
Avengers was everything.
Illuminati traded Meek Mill for Bill Cosby and I have zero complaints.
Wouldn’t be surprised if Kanye did a freestyle to Drake’s “Nice For What” and called it “Black For What”.
I'm so happy Kelis told her truth. Everyone is entitled to tell their own truth. I applaud her bravery, coming forward about her abusive relationship with Nas. Very raw and transparent.
Kanye says he "reached out to Obama for years and couldn’t get anything done, and Trump gave me a meeting,"
Translation: Obama called me a jackass after I acted like a jackass, and I gravitate to anyone who feeds my ego.
Kanye supporting Trump, Trump supporting Kanye, Chance supporting Kanye supporting Trump...
Bro, Lord T’Challa didn’t almost die for this.
Kanye West just proved to y’all that “Get Out” was a documentary.
16 years ago today, we lost Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes of TLC.
Where were all these Meek Mill fans when Drake dropped “Back to Back”?
Kevin Hart let J. Cole immortalize his infidelity in his Kevin’s Heart video. That made J. Cole’s message 10x more powerful. Deep.
All the girls who used to joke on my hairline in school are getting married to bald men with beards. I'm suing y'all for defamation of character and slander.
Y'all be letting dudes with adidas track pants and cracked iPhone screens talk to y'all any kinda way. Stand up for yourselves beloved.
Shoutout to low maintenance friends.
You haven't spoken in a while because you're living life, but when you guys catch up it's nothing but love.
Your MCM may have a mental disorder, but you think he acts like that because he's from "the hood".
girls with thick thighs and loud laughs are very important.
The visuals for J. Cole’s new music video “ATM” gave me nostalgic Busta Rhymes “Gimme Some More” vibes.
Thank you Jermaine Cole.
The real is back.
Ya MCM is on the way to the hospital. He thinks the edible is gonna kill him.
Your MCM bout to call out tomorrow for 4/20. He a bum ma.
Ric Flair survived medical issues last year and is out here performing "Ric Flair Drip" on Jimmy Fallon with Offset like he didn't just dodge death.
Ric Flair is a legend.
Lauryn Hill just announced a “Miseducation” anniversary tour this summer.
Will she be on time? Will she be 3 hours late? Will she even show up? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z.
Meek Mill got 2-4 yrs for riding a dirt bike but Brock Turner got 3 months for raping an unconscious woman behind a dumpster. Sounds about white.
No Michael Jackson slander will be tolerated on my TL.
No Nicki Minaj slander will be tolerated on my TL.
That wasn’t Tristan Thompson.
That was Lil Dicky.