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Max Sydney SmithLondon2010-03-11
@maxsydneysmith1,636 days
Writer | Goldsmiths MA creative writing student | @LdnFldsBrewery barman | tweets mostly about books and music
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Scott Manley Hadley @Scott_Hadley
"For me, a description of (male or female) genitalia has more literary value/interest than the description of a shoulder." #dissertation
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krtgrphr @krtgrphr
In which it is shown that Wes Anderson movies are the best for pirating via screen-rip vimeo.com/89302848
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
Bohumil Hrabal's anecdotes are like Wes Anderson scenes - compositionally perfect, overtly orchestrated, confessing their artificiality
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
Something about trivial philandering party boys having a courageous moment under a heroic sun makes me emotionally volatile #captaincorelli
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
Crying fat hot tears to Captain Corelli's Mandolin in spite of terrible terrible accents
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
New word - PALAVERING a skittering way of narrating where meaning is continually deferred
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
Everyone is miniature, but with grandiose ambitions. So everyone is laughable THIRLWELL
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
We are most funny precisely in proportion to how seriously we take ourselves - to how absolutely we have lost our sense of humour THIRLWELL
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
Thirlwell's introduction to I Served The King of England is superb!
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
No sooner had I laid down one Bohumil Hrabal, than another one drops through the letterbox.
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Bukowski Quotes @bukowski_quote
"[B]ad luck for the young poet would be a rich father, an early marriage, an early success or the ability to do anything very well." - Buk
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
Dancing lessons for the advanced in age contains (among many digressions) a thrilling paragraph on how to brew beer! 1drv.ms/XRFnJY
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
@Pin_Tweaks haha. good stuff. See you there!
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
Finally smoked out a slippery little short story that has been hiding under a pile of sentences in a word document for over a month.
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
My lighter has run away and hidden somewhere. I refuse to accept a more rational explanation
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The Correspondents @TheCorrespond
So...our latest music video for Give You Better is now up 'n' out for your viewing pleasure youtu.be/jqZbUdTTw-g
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
This track from @Pin_Tweaks is as good as a 4am head and neck massage bit.ly/1z6nkLj
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
Yess doo bap rum dah! New @gabbyyoung sounds. Mad as a coked-up Basset Hound. bit.ly/1ne97Gg
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
@livfranchini watch the beautiful terrible eyes bit.ly/1wcPQ1I
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
Lent THINGS TO MAKE AND BREAK by @amanlyant to a friend. She called from Zacharo. Its not a beach read is it, she said.
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Is The Novel Dead? @IsTheNovelDead
The novel walks into a bar followed by the novella.
The bartender says, "What's with the new guy?"
The novel says, "it's a long story."
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
I was so alone that every day was like eating my own heart - JUNOT DIAZ, this is how you lose her - some lines are like a truck in the face
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biblioklept @biblioklept
Putting together another New Yorker short story list (first one wp.me/p1Hg2-aim)

Suggestions?
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Joanna Walsh @badaude
My call for fiction submissions @3ammagazine 3ammagazine.com/3am/a-call-for… Interested? Please read, and RT...
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It is frustrating that the books you most want to lend are the same books you find it unsettling not to have nearby at all times
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
Who in your house can afford to subscribe to @TheEconomist she said, picking it up gingerly. Who can afford NOT to subscribe, he said smugly
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Mu @muthecow
I like this. You should too. Once In A Lifetime • The Reflex Re√ision by @thereflexmusic soundcloud.com/thereflex/talk… on #SoundCloud
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Andy Kesson @andykesson
Just seen a fabulous typo: 'blingual'. This is where you speak two different languages whilst looking FABULOUS.
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Ruby Wax @Rubywax
We are fogetting 1 in 4 people have #depression they aren't all funny.
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Slate @Slate
"I bet Robin Williams knew he was loved. Unfortunately, love doesn't cure mental illness." slate.me/1sVwWZ9 pic.twitter.com/jALXwmAy1b
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
and JD Salinger's Nine Stories is underwhelming. The endings manage to be at once unexpected and obvious, incomprehensible and laboured.
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
Finished The Outsider, CAMUS - sparse, pin-point reporting breaks into honest, bitter, noble, existential rage against mental slavery. Yes!
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Daniel Solomon @Dan_E_Solo
This was a joy: A critical appreciation of Bohumil Hrabal and the varieties of representing authoritarianism: bit.ly/1kaKmin.
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Alex Drace-Francis @AlexDrace
More works by the wonderful Bohumil Hrabal translated into English (and reviewed in @TheTLS): the-tls.co.uk/tls/public/art…
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
I just bought a shedload of Bohumil Hrabal
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
@amanlyant oh this is a shame. I can't even argue with you about it until I get back to London and listen.
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
@amanlyant For quite a while, we’d been nothing but an argument looking for different ways to happen - WELLS TOWER
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
@amanlyant ha! Smart. Mine is by Wells Tower.
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
Someone listen to this for me! Im sure its gonna be good but the file won't open on my shitty phone! soundcloud.com/wearesuns/we-w…
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@amanlyant what is it??
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
I am a man: I enter spaces because it empties me - JENNY HOLZER, 1987 @museuberardo
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
Don't you wanna fuck me said the burger - MEL RAMOS, Virnaburger, 1965 pic.twitter.com/DJJVNHgzBk
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@amanlyant he is the over reaching and yet somehow achieving grand master
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
We are all only a beat away from elevator music - DELILLO
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This is what I mean when I call myself a writer. I construct sentences - DELILLO
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The Paris Review @parisreview
“The novel’s not dead, it’s not even seriously injured, but I do think we’re working in the margins.” —Don DeLillo tpr.ly/c4shPY
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
At Heathrow arrivals a driver is holding a sign saying Mr Khunt. I grinned at him. I know it took everything he had not to smile, a little
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bbcglasto @bbcglasto
We watched it again yesterday! @BBCiPlayer: @DollyParton's set from #Glastonbury is available to watch again bbc.in/1pTKfo2
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Pope Francis @Pontifex
When one lives attached to money, pride or power, it is impossible to be truly happy.
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Seán Costello @seanjcostello
“She is neither old-fashioned or avant-garde. She is original.” Adam Thirlwell on the narrative art of Muriel Spark: aretemagazine.co.uk/14-spring-summ…
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
New word - APAHSIA a disorder of the central nervous system characterised by a partial or total loss of the ability to communicate
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
Why are approximately one in ten east Londoners incapable of flushing the toilet? Who taught these people the art of toilet?
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Barbara Moura @moura_babs
24th of July - The Sun.
Everything falls into place.
#sun #astronomy #illustration #fuckyeahillustration #showtime pic.twitter.com/xiGVdYYu2d
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casey n. cep @cncep
Yes. pic.twitter.com/UuFLuqvSC5
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
The brewer makes the wort; the yeast makes the beer #brewingwisdom
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"Hidden behind this impatience is something shaped like fear" #nedbeauman #glow
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something eerie and wondrous about this songlet from @GREAFER bit.ly/1qCFw0n
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Fernando Sdrigotti @f_sd
Artaud on writers via Bolaño: MT "@mookse: The epigraph for Bolaño’s A Little Lumpen Novelita: pic.twitter.com/d0JifQwzts
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Franz Kafka @KafkaFranzz
Perhaps there are other forms of writing, but I know only this kind; at night, when fear keeps me from sleeping. I know only this kind
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Gigantic magazine @Giganticmag
If you like Franz Kafka and cool animation, check out this short film: electricliterature.com/a-country-doct… pic.twitter.com/shDncdv24r
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Electric Literature @ElectricLit
Meet the "next generation of American lit mags": @Giganticmag @theatlasreview @AdultMag @PaperDarts @SliceMagazine dazeddigital.com/artsandculture…
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
Friendship is the triangulation of reality!
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"Part of what comes with seeing connections no one else sees is that not all of these connections actually exist" theatln.tc/1uiyWOb
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
I was delivering a sermon on frugality to my housemates when one of them pointed out I had accidentally thrown a fiver in the bin. Oops.
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
Old ideas, which everyone knows, often appear suddenly as if quite new, sometimes even after one has been alive for fifty years #Dostoyevsky
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Anthony @timesflow
“May-Lay Tan’s ‘Things to Make and Break’ is omnisexual, and it’s mind-blowingly good.” pankmagazine.com/2014/06/24/rev…
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
New word - SERIOCOMIC (go figure)
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
All I know about Aria San is that she owns a good hat and makes deep, majestic music bit.ly/1jXnQcY
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The Paris Review @parisreview
“If you get paid for being crazy ... I call that sane.” —Hunter S. Thompson, born on this day in 1937 tpr.ly/12MbZnN
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
This is beautiful bit.ly/1tZCWD4
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
@The_Rumpus ...and Ginsberg's sad homage to Whitman in 'Supermarket in California' deserves a mention!
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The Rumpus @The_Rumpus
"The wisdom of poetry is a passage past the rocks of doubt." bit.ly/1oE0ANc
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
@KerryFlint but could it not also mean that he thinks women have more conviction??
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
@KerryFlint absolutely! These old masters are so often like painfully sexist grandparents
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
What does Dostoyevsky mean when he says: "a woman is never capable of COMPLETE remorse"? Is he just being sexist, again?
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
Three girls came into @LdnFldsBrewery with fliers for pop up fashion market #ramplace. ALL of them were wearing ALL black
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
Instructions found on a wall in Brockley. 1drv.ms/1myE5fl
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
Doing extra shifts at the bar and now the beginnings of all my anecdotes sound like jokes.
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
The nurse gave me 12 condoms and said come back in 3 months. From which I infer that the state is prepared to subsidise sex once a week.
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
From their work/sleep routines, I suspect that none of these famous creatives worked in bars. Flaubert comes closest bit.ly/1xMEJdc
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
This pub is two minutes from dalston Kingsland. This is a true story. 1drv.ms/1pUUgY4
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Gabriel Roth @gabrielroth
Father of the year pic.twitter.com/jFWaNybNOL
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Projected Images @ProjectedImages
Debut EP launch. Dont miss out on a first tasty bite from Projected Images' pie: live show and guest artists facebook.com/events/3273701…
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
@ProjectedImages check this out! Pop Politics avidly.lareviewofbooks.org/2014/06/30/pop…
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
"Europe is a history which can be cannibalised by anyone[!]" Adam Thirlwell on the real and unreal Europe bit.ly/VROyZP
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
#FreeTheNipple fw.to/Otvhi6S
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
@Scott_Hadley #hotmalefeminist
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
Stories should somehow be written and read inside this little, perfectly formed scrap of sound bit.ly/1slCMkG
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
Finished draft for a new short story. Time for a White Russian.
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theNewerYork Press @tNYPress
Don't you love the way Orange is the New Black makes us all comfortable with the prison system. Yay for normalization of mass imprisonment!!
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And Other Stories @andothertweets
What a voice. What a writer. What a woman. Deborah Levy reads from Black Vodka. pic.twitter.com/wv0LnbN7ri
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
Since Glastonbury, I have ONLY been listening to the skull busting @Daptonesoulrevue @sharonjones
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
@cookie81 @osasp power is back on for me! (kenworthy rd)
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
I wish @clarksshoes sold talaria
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
in case you missed this from @yearsandyears bit.ly/1pSnpP7
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
goodbye world. hello glastonbury
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May-Lan Tan @amanlyant
Me @maxsydneysmith @EllaFrears reading @QuickFictions Sun. If stories were skirts we'd b kicked outta Catholic school ow.ly/yg1YP
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@KerryFlint These are the best seats on the bus!
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
Every bow is a concession to the finiteness of the audience's love
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Max Sydney Smith @maxsydneysmith
Listen! Twinkling music magic from @DRUGSBEATS and @FePeople bit.ly/1oJVRQ3
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