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Mike Scully2011-07-22
@scullymike1,167 days
Simpsons, Parks & Rec, Raymond, and lots of canceled shows
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Sara Scully @SaraSScully
It only took one hour of Ebola being in America to convince myself I have it.
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Julius Sharpe @juliussharpe
It's not until you get on a train and really see America that you realize how many people throw mattresses into an empty field.
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Julius Sharpe @juliussharpe
Mom: Have I told you this story before?

Me: Yes.

Mom: Tells full story.
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Julius Sharpe @juliussharpe
Clam chowder is basically the ocean blowing its nose in your mouth.
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Mike Scully @scullymike
I've just re-released all my tweets remastered!!!
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Things most underestimated by man:
1. Fragility of environment.
2. Possibility of human extinction.
3. Difficulty of moving a mattress.
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Mike Scully @scullymike
Hey, shitty local newscasts: withholding the weather until 11 isn't going to make me watch.
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BRUCE & KRIS JENNER DIVORCE SETTLEMENT: She got the beach house and 20 million. Kris got the rest.
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MOVIE CRITIC: "The director has the confidence to let the plot unfold slowly." ME: "Nothing happens for the first hour."
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Attention novelists: We all know what a blue sky looks like. Please move it along.
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Gay Men's Chorus of Los Angeles - See My Vest @ The Simpsons Ta...: youtu.be/d3qWVm4sEp4 via @YouTube
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Mike Scully @scullymike
If you're at The Simpsons Hollywood Bowl show tonight, stop by and say hi! I'll be wearing jeans and a shirt and sitting in a seat.
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Despite tragic passing of Joan Rivers, she'll be performing four shows this weekend at Foxwoods Casino.
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"Mad Men" creator says there will be no spinoffs of show, so I've scrapped my pitches "Joanie Loves Roger" and "Private Peggy, USMC."
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Mike Scully @scullymike
The season premiere of "Chicago Fire" looks like it's going to be about some sort of fire in Chicago.
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.@EverySimpsons marathon is over?! But we're not done patting ourselves on the back!!! Thanks for watching!
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MOVIE WRITING TIP: Make sure your characters have a meaningful conversation sitting on the roof of a house.
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@rbsk212 @EverySimpsons About nine months. Two months of writing, seven months animation.
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@WideWorldOfMatt Dan Castellenetta. In script, it said ANNOYED GRUNT. He based it on actor James Finlayson from the Laurel & Hardy films.
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@missildineonlin @danagould I'm from Western MA. Dana from outside of Boston.
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@Petrovic4ever He's been doing it since early in the series. Maybe Season 4 or 5?
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Mike Scully @scullymike
@ajsstormchaser It couldn't be clearer. Uh, gotta go.
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@gonzo3249 Matt Groening
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@__Griff__ @EverySimpsons No, but he was our hero for a day or two.
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Mike Scully @scullymike
@Daniel_Averill @EverySimpsons All the writers pitch hundreds of ideas.
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@JeanPaulSmarter I thought we put him in tag. Maybe I imagined it, or it was cut in syndication? Help me @mattselman @mrtimlong
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Mike Scully @scullymike
@tenrulesall Absolutely!
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Mike Scully @scullymike
@JasonLukehart Some nonsense about "not having legal permission."
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@DouglasCudd Check with @EverySimpsons I didn't know there were stickers. Get me one!
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@dman360360 They've been great letting me work on show part-time while doing Raymond & Parks & my own failed shows. Still there every Tues
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Mike Scully @scullymike
@MrETwit Who isn't?
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@holleratme @britneyspears She was a sweet kid with a nice mom, and a huge bodyguard. She was very nice to my daughters.
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@SorensenTHW @EverySimpsons Too many to mention. All the Homer/Lisa fights. Bart Sells HIs Soul, Lisa's Wedding, Poochie, it goes on & on
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@JustinCozens We never re-use a joke... on purpose.
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@TheUncleBob @EverySimpsons The one wear Klinger wore a dress.
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@michaelh23 You're watching it.
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@danielleu 7AM for you.
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@ChrisSerico You made Avatar?
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@EverySimpsons
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@IanSearle No offense, but your wife sucks. You're an awesome dad.
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@ddryan DVD sets will continue as long as Best Buy is in business.
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@chancedibben @EverySimpsons Maybe a little Ativan would help me answer your question.
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@mrwragen @EverySimpsons Can't remember. We were all on morphine.
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@niceonepriya @mrtimlong Consider it done.
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Mike Scully @scullymike
@BusterKeatonFan Sometimes. U2 had a lot of input. The Who wanted Keith Moon on drums. We try to please our guests because pay stinks.
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@tomtificate Our pleasure. Don't make your kids wait so long.
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@cozypowell @mattselman She had a restraining order against me.
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@mrtimlong @mattselman There's nothing that can't be solved with yelling.
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@HankAzaria @jak2931 @EverySimpsons No way to find out.
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@joshgammon Written for Mel Gibson.
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@SpunkyOakwood No, but if I had, it would have been just as bad.
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@SpunkyOakwood Me. The terrible acting should have been a clue.
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Josh Weinstein @Joshstrangehill
Poochie Writer Rollcall L to R: Bill, Roger Meyers Jr, me, Dan McGrath, Homer, June Bellamy, @tubatron & @scullymike pic.twitter.com/uw7BnkJ3ss
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Mike Scully @scullymike
@Joshstrangehill That's Dave Cohen? I always thought it was me! What else have you lied to me about?!
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@thatbilloakley used to call me "Dr. Chop-enstein" because I was always pitching giant cuts in scripts.
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@thatbilloakley I think Swartzwelder had it in middle of his script and we all laughed so hard, we moved it to end. Brilliant joke.
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VMA's have started the way Chris Brown's party ended - with a red carpet.
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@thatbilloakley & @Joshstrangehill used to write words like "zangier" in their script to let writers know they wanted a better joke.
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I'll always remember where I was all the different days Suge Knight was shot.
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REVIEW OF CHRIS BROWN'S VMA PARTY: "Three people were shot. Parking was ample."
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@AurorasBlog @thatbilloakley @mikepriceinla @Joshstrangehill "Mikey Morphin Power Scully" given to me by @thatbilloakley
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@eeshmu Very kind. Now I feel terrible for bad-mouthing you whenever you left the room.
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@AlJean @EverySimpsons @FXXNetwork Morning! Quit hogging the Fruit Loops!
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@nilslofgren Haha! That is a dubious distinction. Should've been Cab Calloway/Homer duet: Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-d'oh!
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@EverySimpsons EVER starts tomorrow on @FXXNetwork ! All episodes as originally aired, not hacked up for syndication. Plus Simpsons Movie!
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"Jesus Christ, get a look at these fucking idiots." - if my dad had introduced The Beatles instead of Ed Sullivan
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Belated thanks to @nilslofgren for a great night @TheGRAMMYMuseum & his incredible new boxed set, Face The Music! pic.twitter.com/04k46yTzpj
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"You think your short hair, porkpie hat, tapered jeans & cardigan sweater make you cool?! Well, they don't!!"- my dad yelling at teens today
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JOHN FORD COLEY: "Say g'night, England Dan." ENGLAND DAN: "G'night, England Dan." (CROWD LAUGHS) -closing of my ill-fated 1976 variety pilot
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"Ultimate" "Deluxe" "Supreme" - which shitty automated car wash should I choose?
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Seriously, the Pope's airplane is called the Papal Plane?
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Saddest part of Robin Williams coverage is hearing newscasters trying to sound comfortable saying "Riffing."
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"Me." "Me." "Me." "Me." "Me." "Me." "Me." "Me." "Me." "Me." "Me." "Me." "Me." "Me." "Me." - excerpt from Kim Kardashian's book, "Selfie"
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Whenever someone talks to me at a gas pump, I'm positive they're going to kill me.
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Just saw something on a reality show that didn't seem real.
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Every time I open my PO Box, I picture a bomb going off and a shadowy figure saying into a cell phone, "It's done." Then I sort my mail.
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It takes zero percent of your brain to buy the premise of "Lucy."
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I prefer to use humane mouse traps because they make it easier to poison the little fuckers.
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"Cheers" would have been a funny show if they had been allowed to say penis and vagina.
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"521?" "542?" "555?" "573?" "586?" - Levi's brainstorming session
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Every commercial with a joke using the word 'hashtag' is hilarious. Please keep 'em coming.
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FOX NOT GOING FORWARD WITH SERIES "HIEROGLYPH" So that awesome title is now available.
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Until we hear Shia LaBeouf's explanation for why he's a colossal fucking asshole, we shouldn't judge him.
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If they really wanted to punish Shia LaBeouf, they should have escorted him INTO a play.
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When will Huffington Post stop asking us to be amazed that child stars look different when they're older?
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No matter who wins the World Cup, the important thing is Americans are hooked on soccer forever.
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Weird. I seem to be the only guy in this fabric store.
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If you're serious about wanting me to buy your house, put a fucking door in front of the toilet.
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I just got my cat a part in a TV commercial! And the music's being done by Sarah McLachlan!
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At the grocery store trying to find "the cat litter she likes" to shit in.
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Despite what the ads say, I will not consider a DVD of Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit "the perfect Fathers Day gift."
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VICE @VICE
'Simpsons' writer @mrtimlong denies any involvement in Syrian Civil War conspiracies: bit.ly/1k1yXL4 pic.twitter.com/jzj8ecUo6A
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I don't want to live in a world without youth sports concussions.
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On top of everything else, guns have taken all the fun out of the word "spree."
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"But if I want people to know I'm nice, shouldn't I make a friendly sound instead of scaring the fuck out of them?" - Godzilla to director
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"But you promised me and the other monsters we'd get to do a funny rap number for the kids! This is bullshit!" - Godzilla to director
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"I'm just saying when you told me we got Cranston & Binoche, that I'd have at least one scene with them." - Godzilla to director
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"So if I can shoot laser fire or whatever the fuck it is from my mouth, why do I wait an hour before I use it?" - Godzilla to director
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"So in this scene, am I a good guy, a bad guy, or what?" - Godzilla to director
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Hey Delta Airlines, instead of GoGo u should call ur internet service SloSlo because it is not as fast as name Gogo implies. Best joke ever.
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