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Mike Scully2011-07-22
@scullymike1,001 days
Simpsons, Parks & Rec, Raymond, Dads, and lots of canceled shows
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@thatbilloakley 2nd but first Northwesterner
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In Francis Scott Key's original handwritten "Star Spangled Banner" he actually left a break that said ("asshole sports fan yells out here")
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Why can't there be more news stories about people who are crushing it, killing it, or blowing up?
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Almost forgot to give my kids drug money for Coachella. I'm such a terrible parent!
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"Draft Day" is the best movie you'll ever see about future considerations.
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The best part of seeing yourself in a live concert video is getting angry at the asshole in front of you all over again.
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Friends don't let friends stay thirsty.
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DON LEMON: "Could a Malaysian jet crash in Chile and cause a quake so violent, it makes a soldier in Ft. Hood go on a shooting spree?" @CNN
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Going to see Noah at the ArkLight.
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Hey CNN, you don't have to teach us how a tsunami works. We all saw that episode of Gilligan's Island. Yes, reverse tsunamis, too.
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Game of Thrones isn't on for five days and I'm already hopelessly confused.
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Album 3: "A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit More Country" / Album 4 "Mike Scully's Christmas Cash Grab" Then a series of uninspired duets.
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If I was a singer, my first album would be called "Retrospective: Two Decades of Mike Scully." My 2nd would be "Meet Mike Scully."
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Just saw Ray and Dave Davies trainer at the gym working the kinks out. (10,000 RT maximum)
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@ChelseaVPeretti @KenTremendous Just wrote each of you a letter about this very subject. Will mail Monday. You should have by Thursday.
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"What happened to you, man? You used to be about the jazz rock fusion." - members of Blood, Sweat & Tears having a fight.
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Even tho it scared me as a kid, a TV series where my dad had the power to knock me into the middle of next week would've been pretty cool.
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ABC CANCELS "MIND GAMES"... or did it?
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Before I watch any new network comedy, I say to myself "This better be filled with diversity."
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In hindsight, my mother was probably right to worry about my insane love of 1962 bus exhaust.
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"The Mystery of Flight 370" had a better run than "Rake".
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FOX REALITY SERIES HAS AMERICAN WOMEN BELIEVING THEY'RE COMPETING TO MARRY PRINCE HARRY:"America's Dumbest Twats"
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"Entourage" movie to stay in production despite discovery of joke in script.
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Hey Angie's List, maybe you should get "plumbers" right before making the leap to "neurosurgeons."
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"Divergent is the neck-injectingest movie of the year!!!"
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"According to this, my great-great-great grampa helped build the Grand Funk Railroad." - Mark Farner VI on Ancestry.com
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SHERIFF: "I should warn you - we take very kindly to strangers." - from my screenplay "The Town That Got Molested"
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Know you're getting old when the thing you enjoy most in Carl's Jr. ad is Bobby Darin singing "Beyond The Sea."
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With ratings @CNN is getting for missing airliner, has anybody checked Jeff Zucker's garage?
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Can't stop laughing every time I think of Ellen walking down aisle saying people's names. Hilarious bit.
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My favorite part of Oscars was the reunion of all the surviving typewriters.
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WRITING TIP: A fun way to set up a character not getting a job promotion is to do ten scenes of them saying they're getting a job promotion.
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My dream job is coming up with wacky sound effects for MRI machines.
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I don't normally use twitter to plug personal appearances, but I'll be at Ralph's in about ten minutes.
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Commercial pitch; "People call me El Chapo, but now I'm El Chapsticko."
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There’s so many people having sex in The Wolf of Wall Street, the original title was “47 Bonin’.”
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Tonight on TV: "Walking Dead" "Talking Dead" then new home renovation show "Caulking Dead."
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"Are you okay? You haven't been tweeting much lately." - my doctor
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Just saw a commercial where a guy acted like an idiot in front of his wife. Madison Avenue, you've done it again!
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It was 50 years ago today that my father officially started hating anything I liked.
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If only the opening ceremony could have been as technically flawless as NBC's "The Sound of Music."
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Bob Costas can't stop talking about the electronic snowflake that didn't open. All I can see is his eye that won't open.
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Classy of NBC to only point out the glitch in the opening ceremony every chance they get.
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Ralph Kiner's post-game show will continue as "Kiner's Koroner."
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1400 US men have received the death penalty and only 14 women. Gas ceiling.
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If it wasn't for The Monuments Men, who knows what terrible things Hitler might have done?
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Hey adorable 5 year old with better seats than me at sporting event: I hate your fucking guts.
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"Why bother learning how to do one trick if no one's going to be impressed?!" - pony
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Every 10 seconds, a 22 year old girl's cell phone dies...
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"ABC BUYS COMEDY FROM LAURENCE FISHBURNE" Because when you think comedy...
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"BLUE IS WARMEST COLOR" ACTRESSES FORCED TO SHOOT LESBIAN SEX SCENE FOR 10 DAYS - And Robert Redford thought he got drenched in All Is Lost.
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Amy Poehler Is Tina Fey's Ungrateful And Embarrassed Son At The Golden Globes bzfd.it/1avQ9s9
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"That'd make a great business name." - what band members joke about
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TV needs more jokes about women's boobs and men's sexual inadequacies.
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I hate self-fulfilling prophecies, but don't want to pay extra for full-service prophecies.
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I have a "beach body" in that I look like I washed ashore weeks ago.
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The official charge against Pussy Riot was trying to start a rock and roll hoochie coup. Thank you.
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"We don't walk like that." - ducks watching Chuck Berry.
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I just said life was fair, so if your parents tell you nobody ever said it, they're fucking lying.
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At UCLA to see Woody Allen play jazz. Going to yell "Play Annie Hall!" between every song. He'll think it's hilarious.
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@theharryshearer I knew you & Jesus were born around the same time, but I always confuse the days! Happy Birthday, Harry! Best to Judith.
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If you just heard the anguished cry of a once mighty forest, it's because I'm wrapping presents.
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If you want to see me at my angriest, watch me trying to find a funny greeting card.
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I'm behind on all the episodes of "Episodes."
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More young people would watch the news if they would say things like "Nelson Mandela dropped today..."
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My favorite part of the holidays is getting to yell "Let me speak to your supervisor."
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A fake sigh language interpreter?! Now I've thought I've heard everything!
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At your funeral, if your friends described you as a "real character," then you were an asshole who owed them all money.
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WRITERS SUE OVER CREDIT ON "TROUBLE WITH THE CURVE" Let's just agree you all did a shitty job.
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So it's cool for me to play Sun City now?
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"Dunkin Donuts? Yeah, they're ok." - Boston man just before receiving brutal beating
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This is the 50th anniversary of the first time I had to deal with the horror of all my favorite shows being pre-empted.
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If your interview starts on Page 4 and continues on pages 37, 62, and 89, I'm not gonna make it.
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"Remember when we killed bin Laden? That was awesome." - Obama on phone at 3AM with Biden, who makes "Yak yak yak" gesture to wife.
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Attn: CancerEndsWithMe.org It's a good cause, but could it end with the guy before me?
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I am the hardest shirking man in show business.
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Today's the day I honor the brave casts of Hogan's Heroes, F Troop, McHale's Navy and Gomer Pyle.
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Foghat was a moderately successful mid-level rock and roll band. There, I said it.
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HOW 2 SELL NETWORK TV PILOT - Put curse word in title or imply lead character is not good at their job, or both. Ex: "MY ASSHOLE BAD LAWYER"
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"I said, GOOD DAY, SIR!"
"Okay, I heard you the first time. Geez."
- scene from my unsold British drama
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Every small business looks like a criminal enterprise if you enter through the back door.
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The Band Perry is up for 3 Country Music Awards, including Dumbest Fucking Band Name.
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When reviewing a movie about slavery, you might want to avoid the word "captivating."
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I'm starting to think professional athletes aren't listening when I yell at them how to play better.
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Just saw the latest issue of Popular Mechanics. Didn't recognize any of them.
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Day after Halloween and still seeing lots of people in hilarious hobo costumes! Oh, wait...
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HuffPo Headline: "KATY PERRY: MICK JAGGER HIT ON ME WHEN I WAS 18" Real Headline: "LEGENDARY PUSSY HOUND HITS ON LEGAL AGE GIRL"
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Okay parents, now that you've spent a year on YOUR costume, time to slap something together for the kids.
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CHRIS BROWN GOING BACK TO REHAB FOR ANGER: Swears he's going to beat this thing - and everyone else in rehab.
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The Entourage movie's gonna happen!
The Entourage movie's not gonna happen!
The Entourage movie's gonna happen!
- plot of Entourage movie
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Before I die, I'd like to win at least one posthumous award.
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My doctor says I'm not getting enough frosting.
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It's a fucking pumpkin, just pick one.
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I'd rather receive a lethal injection in my ass than try on a shirt.
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The most shocking moment in "League of Denial" was when I realized I was watching PBS.
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The Tesla Model S is the most incredible car I've ever picked my nose in.
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If I had a black wool cap and turtleneck, there's no building I couldn't break into.
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I'd like to see a sitcom pilot where the newly divorced person can't wait to hit the bar scene, but their best friend says it's too soon.
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With Yellowstone Park closed to public, I hear Ol' Faithful's really fucking around.
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The hero who says they just did what any person would have done has never met me.
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