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Dakota2011-09-24
@One_FineMess1,061 days
I'm a chick that digs chicks. I love dudes. I just don't fuck them.
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12,0452,30326,087884174,778
One Sandwich Short @1pinrodney
I have the same reaction from getting a xmass card with your kid on it as I would if it was a picture of your sink. None. Save the stamp.
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One Sandwich Short @1pinrodney
Listening to a goat piss in a bed pan is more favorable than listening to you sing kareoke.
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One Sandwich Short @1pinrodney
Could you try to train your new employees on the days I don't shop at your store.
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One Sandwich Short @1pinrodney
No I don't want to go for a fucking walk. That's why I bought a car.
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moody monday @mdob11
'Hugs, not drugs', I whisper as I flush grandma's diabetes medicine down the toilet.
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Crazy Stalker Mom @texasstalkermom
The fucker in front of me is driving like he's on twitter.
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@sshole @Lisa_Laughs_
I did not lie. I was strategically misinforming you.
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Undercover(s) Me @UndercoversMe
No one cockblocks you like your own high standards.
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Silver Kick @SilverKick
But then, I never wanted easy.
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Ink @Duke1173
If time has taught me anything, it's that I'll never learn from my mistakes. I'll just find new ways to make them. I'm creative like that.
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SpikeWilton @spikeWilton67
An impossible thing to do.....

.......is to try and hold onto something that doesn't exist.
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PrincessCandyEmpire @llvvzz
Before you ask why someone hates you, ask yourself why you give a fuck what they think.
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EnnJ @T2_U
You can't be pretty all the time, dear. Be nice.
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Dakota @One_FineMess
I just read a bio that said…

3 kids. 1 is my Little Princess and the apple of her Daddy’s eye.

I guess the other 2 suck.
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Dakota @One_FineMess
So @Hello_Bella

Can you never leave us again?!

Missed you!
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thedayofthedot @thedayofthedot
we were supposed to disappear together
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thedayofthedot @thedayofthedot
i wish i could see through all this smoke, sometimes i forget that i was the one who started the fire
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J @The_Sculptress
It kind of takes your breath away, knowing there is someone who wants to dance with you, for the rest of your life.
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Puddin Cuddle-Thug @PuddingBoobs
Everything else seems so irrelevant when you miss someone.
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✨мя Gяєєи @iGreenMonk
The more work I have to get done, the more interesting you guys become.
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Snickled Fritz @_benreily_
I would've passed notes to you in school.
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Nobody You Know @SleazySli
I've had a vagina for 34 years and I still don't know where the pee comes out.
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bubble girl @JessObsess
Unless there's a picture of you getting attacked by a shark, I don't want to see your vacation pictures.
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bubble girl @JessObsess
I'm still trying to figure out how many wrongs make a right. I guess I'll keep going.
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The H Factor @onelongbender
Just a few more weeks without sex and I win another cat.
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The Cat Whisperer @man_spach
Weekend Twitter is when I finally get to come in off the bench and try to hold the fort down while the starters rest.
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Blanche Devereaux @AddledPixie
I'm always confused whenever I see two people buying only one bottle of wine.
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Nobody You Know @SleazySli
Call me old fashioned, but I still believe in actually meeting a man before he introduces you to his penis.
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Shane @shanethevein
I've been here long enough to know I shouldn't be here.
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Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22
I wore a shirt while swimming at the public pool but I'm pretty sure people could still tell I was fat.
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Disillusioned @Disillusioned7
A song so true you drive off a cliff.
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MattZilla @mattZillaaaa
Hi I make horrible decisions & emotionally withdraw from anyone who gets close to me, are you doing anything tonight?
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Notorious P.U.G. @LuvPug
I was told I could be anything I wanted so I became an asshole on the Internet.
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Just Bill @WilliamAder
There's no "i" in "ego." Seems like an oversight.
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Jay X @Xoolun
The saddest day of my life was seeing my mom crying after my dad went to heaven. Heaven was the name of his favorite gay massage parlor.
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Nobody You Know @SleazySli
I watch Investigation Discovery so I can lie awake at night and think about all the terrible ways I might die instead of sleeping.
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Just Bill @WilliamAder
My wife watches "Snapped," "Wives with Knives," etc.
Me? I watch my wife.
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Nobody You Know @SleazySli
I'm a lot like a stray cat. If you feed my ego, I'll keep coming back for more. And if you stop, I'll pee on your front porch.
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Willing Volunteer @pointsymmetric
I'm leading the league in spousal eye-rolls.
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Sass Mouth @MouthOfSass
Sure, you can use my phone. Just give me a half hour to delete a few apps, videos and approximately 381 pictures. Or, I could just stab you.
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Sir Strange @Sir_Strange
Dudes only get married for one reason:

1)

...hold up, let me ask my wife first.
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Sass Mouth @MouthOfSass
Just peeled an orange and watched it squirt across the table. I get it now, guys. That was fucking awesome.
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Grant Tanaka @GrantTanaka
How do taxes work? Well look here son, let's say your dog is your income *chops off head* and that's taxes
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Sass Mouth @MouthOfSass
If you're appraching a 5th wipe you should just take a shower.
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Sugar'n'Spice @IcyAndSpicy
It's a shame that you can't stop being a fucktard.
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Notorious P.U.G. @LuvPug
Every morning I wake up at fuck this shit o'clock.
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Samtastic @SufficientCharm
My sexiest attribute is probably the one where I fart, then laugh, then fart cause I'm laughing.
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Mourning Would @imasmartass37
If you're not paying my bills, feeding me, or sucking my dick why the fuck should I care what you think!
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Naomi • @nayomeewallace
Silence is always better than bullshit.
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Mom Jeans @TubinNCubin
I'm not so much a barfly as I am a bar sloth
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Ms. X to you @alive_and_dying
A row of red flags waving in the wind and yet the mistake still reels you in.
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Ms. X to you @alive_and_dying
I don't hold grudges. If it's worth holding onto, I consider it a lesson.
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Ms. X to you @alive_and_dying
Before the truth sets you free, it may tear you apart. Let it. Sometimes the truth has to hurt.
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VirgoSherry @VirgoSherry
You may call it being judgmental but I prefer it as seeing the real you and trusting my instincts.
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Ms. X to you @alive_and_dying
It's amazing how stupid we can be when we think we love someone.
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moiste porque @MoistPork
The best part about kids is not having any.
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Jay X @Xoolun
I got into an elevator with a woman and asked her, "Can I smell your pussy?"

She yelled "No!"

I said "Oh, must be your feet then."
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Nerf Herder @TrueTorontoGirl
I woke up for this shit?
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Jordan @jordan_stratton
Remember that time you texted me and I texted you back, then you texted me again & it was like a conversation? Yeah, let's not do that again
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That Mothafucka™ @Sal0630
I'm too lazy to run amuck. Can we drive instead?
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Boobs McCool @BoobsMcCool
"Sorry I went full crazy last night", and other greeting cards I could use.
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Ally Maynard @missmayn
I'm awkward enough that toddlers don't high five me back.
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Rock @TheMichaelRock
I'd get a gym membership but I don't like taking selfies.
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Ms. Summer @SummerMcdade
At the dentist office with 15. They made me coffee and asked did I want sugar. I felt like I was being tricked. Said no. Coffee sucks now.
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Jarhead @Jarhead44
I think I put too much pot in the lasagna.
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Slightly funny Jew @Dani_Feld
A man accidentally made eye contact with me on the train, so I left my shoe behind.

And now, we wait...
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Steve Suckington @SteveSuckington
"How about if I put a balloon over it? Would you touch it then?"

-guy who invented condoms
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Cookie's Eye Candy @sfreeze6
Honey, I have no idea what "Pornhub" is or why someone would search for "lactating ladyboy flight attendants" on it. Maybe the kids?
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NotaRedAngel @countrybredred
I should NOT under any circumstances be allowed to drink a flaming anything.. EVER!!
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The Cat Whisperer @man_spach
You're the unexpected warm toilet seat of people.
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Jordan @jordan_stratton
Starting a petition that'll force CrossFit to adopt the rules of Fight Club.
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Ham on Wry @HeyZeus666
I'd quit my job tomorrow if I wasn't addicted to food and shelter.
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on a leave atlast @ednotsowise
Someone will always be
- better looking
- smarter
- sexier
- young

But they will never be you
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CatasTrophy @Ghetto_Trophy
Sorry I kept referring to your intervention as the "after party"
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Dirt McTurd @DirtMcTurd
Maybe old people are so grumpy because young people ruin everything
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nerdreign @nerdreign
I put my scale in the bathroom corner, and that's where that bitch will stay until she apologizes.
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Jonny Dodds @jonny_dodds
When two grown ups love each other very much... they're not my parents.
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Josh @iwearaonesie
alcohol is the leading cause of me texting my brother "I have your phone" from his phone
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Bitch McSugarMittens @Jesssicle
Everyone's worried about their browser history when they die. Call me old fashioned but I'm pretty concerned about my nightstand drawer.
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Jasonambulism @ashlar36
<--undiagnosed and self-medicating.
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Denise! @Stellacopter
I can't believe my hobby is reading funny sentences all fucking day.
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Texapino @hpb777
If by "kill'em with kindness" you mean smile while I run over his body 17 times with my car, then yeah, I can do that.
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PrincessCandyEmpire @llvvzz
I never take advice from married people because they're obviously retarded.
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♔ Whiskey Girl ♔ @FriskyOnWhiskey
Coffee doesn't talk to you in the morning.

Coffee keeps it's mouth shut.
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mjkspeaks @mjkspeaks
My battery was at 2% and I barely got to a charger before it died so I totally get it, people who are on life support.
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~Gray Eyes~ @DebHawk12
Trust me, I'm not nearly as excited as my nipples are.
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Toxic Probably @ToxicProbably
Yes I'm aware that I am a pain in the ass
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Jelly @MischievousJam
I don't think your subtweets are working.

Maybe you should start a blog.
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Subject Unknown @UnicornSyrup
Sometimes I scroll through and read tweets and I think to myself, "I wonder who ties your shoelaces for you?"
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Brown Eyed Girl @pattioshankable
I just dumped a glass of ice water over my husband's head and yelled "ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!"

He's not even laughing, you guys.
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Ann @writerPT
*Runs 6 miles*

*Adds Kenyan to resume*
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gay gene @gay_gene
Me: Honey, what is the most annoying thing I do during sex.

GF: Wanting to have sex.
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Paula @Paula8020mc
Love .. It happens to the best of us.
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Paula @Paula8020mc
I've reached a time of life where a hot date means something entirely different.
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Paula @Paula8020mc
He wanted to give her the Universe when all she really wanted was him.
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Paula @Paula8020mc
You could be anywhere in the world but if you're with the wrong person, you're in the wrong place.
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Melicious @honeybadgerMel
The flames of life are dancing right before your eyes. Dare to get burned.
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Melicious @honeybadgerMel
Memories hold you firmly in their grasp
Keeping you shackled to your past
Set them free
Let them be
Today is when your life begins
Yet again
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Melicious @honeybadgerMel
Close your eyes and listen...

Your heart is trying to tell you something.
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Melicious @honeybadgerMel
If it's what your heart truly desires, go for it. Dare to live. Dare to love. Mistakes are easier to live with than regrets.
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