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Dakota2011-09-24
@One_FineMess1,125 days
I'm a chick that digs chicks. I love dudes. I just don't fuck them.
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12,2392,40426,795899174,572
Evil Noodles @Dawn_M_
A fun thing to do at weddings is refuse to agree that the bride looks beautiful.
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gordon @hippocroteez
When in doubt, throw her out.
- relationship advice
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gordon @hippocroteez
I may love you but I'll never 'wash your car' love you.
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gordon @hippocroteez
Those that dismiss experienced advice deserve their struggle.
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gordon @hippocroteez
I enjoy long walks on the beach and stomping through the house to let her know I'm putting up the laundry.
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Tequila stirred @BitterBeyatch
*lights your pics on fire so I can imagine you burning in hell

Singing Kumbaya my lord, kumbaya
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Tequila stirred @BitterBeyatch
Dear god or creators of science

If we could Piss from our assholes, it would be self cleaning

Just a suggestion
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Sqwerty Jones @SufficientCharm
How to keep him interested only in you:

Step 1: Kill all other females.
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The Robfather™ @thatUPSdude
Halloween costume idea: You with a life.
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Mediocre Marvel @eliserose5
It's not me that doesn't like you, it's my medication.
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Envy Da Tropic @envydatropic
I give not one fuck if the glass is half full or half empty. I just wanna know what's in it and can I have the rest.
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The Robfather™ @thatUPSdude
Every time I RT someone and 1 of my follower @s the person, I feel like a father of bad kids.

"I'm sorry they normally don't act this way"
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Northern Lights @PinkCamoTO
I was on time for work today but took a really long time logging in to make up for it.
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Beautiful Sophrosyne @WickedDarkEyes
Sure, people are cool!!

Way over there.
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Cheshire @BrownBoxers
I got you out of my heart

So get out of my hoodie...
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Dakota @One_FineMess
I haven’t felt suicidal in awhile.

When does Adele come out with her next album?
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Jess [ham] @thejessbess
Guy: I think we should see other people. Me: *claps along to mariachi band standing next to table* haha what
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David Hughes @david8hughes
There was a fire at work today. Margaret died but we got to go home at 2 o'clock.
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moody monday @mdob11
911: What is your emergency?
Me: HE CALLED ME BRO
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Housewife of Hell @HousewifeOfHell
Just to be sure, when baking cookies for the PTA, do I stick a hot poker in my eye first, and THEN chew glass shards, or vice versa?
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Housewife of Hell @HousewifeOfHell
No, YOU use 10 percent of your brain.

I've figured out how to get away with a lot less.
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Susan W @Maxine12333
You know you're getting old when you stand up and your knees look
like 2 Shar Pei puppy faces
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Susan W @Maxine12333
Maybe it is all your parents fault, who cares? Grow up and be responsible for your own actions.
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Kim Kardashian's Toe @KimKardashsToe
You think depression is about the bad things that happen to you? Doesn't matter. It all turns to Opposite Day by the time it hits your brain
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Kim Kardashian's Toe @KimKardashsToe
"Thank you for getting your period out of the way before our big romantic weekend," I calligraph onto a doilied Hallmark card.
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Drunk&Disorderly @DionneMcNutt
Sometimes I can't believe what little assholes my kids can be, then I remember I'm their mother.
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Heart Breaker @hbreaker9999
There's always that one guy in the elevator who's got to crack the weight limit joke and make everybody look for the fat person.
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Sparky @crunchenhanced
My goal in life is to be as sarcastic as possible without getting punched in the face.
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Dakota @One_FineMess
Based on the amount of Gatorade the 16 drinks, it seems that sitting on the couch playing with your phone requires a shit ton of rehydration
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Ry's Baby Girl @__Shannanigans
All of us have "issues". The difference is that some use them to motivate change, and some of us use them as an excuse to stay the same.
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Dakota @One_FineMess
Are we still doing Ebola tweets or have those died off…
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snowy @canadasandra
How to break up with crazy chicks.
1. Nope.
2. Hahahaha
3. You're so fucked.
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Dave Hurley @hurlarious
Sorry your boyfriend ordered a zinfandel
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Bruce Force @BruceForce
2010: Didn't jog
2011: Didn't jog
2012: Didn't jog
2013: Didn't jog
2014: Haven't jogged

~ This is a running joke
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AmishPornStar @AmishPornStar1
"What a dick!!!"

~me, reading my own tweets
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Grumpy Cat @gurmpycatz
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
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Underchilde @Underchilde
A good first impression doesn’t matter if you never want to see the other person again.
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Taz @tazsme
"Can I ask you something, mannequin to mannequin?"
Sure.
"You ever been stood up?"

Don't leave, I'll do better
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ibid @ibid78
I'm just a bird, standing in front of another bird, wondering why this guy asked us to stand so close together and oh look he's got a stone
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Snatch Dragon @pan_opt_icon
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: To propagate authoritarianism and generate revenue for the state?

Cop: Besides that.
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CrazyMyra @OutOnTheMoors
How does an eyelash, so soft and fine, turn into a cheese-grater when it gets under your eyelid?
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CrazyMyra @OutOnTheMoors
Apologised to a CW that I can't attend his leaving party tonight. Turns out it was last night. Unfortunately I can't make that one either.
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Adrianna La Cervix @NotUrGumar
The main reason I got married is that I really hate driving..
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Adrianna La Cervix @NotUrGumar
Truth be told, most of us would do porn if we had less belly fat
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JustSomeFool @just1fool
"Fuck that bitch!"

~Someone not getting laid
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Nerf Herder @TrueTorontoGirl
This year for Halloween I'm going to be a drunken asshole just like last year.
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Dakota @One_FineMess
I’ve recently decided that God only helps those that don’t deserve it, so I’ve decided to become an even bigger asshole.
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Inconsequential @inconsequentia2
Never give up on something you can't go a day without thinking about...
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notyourjester @Loli_Sug
Coworker said "gosh dang poopy doo" when something went wrong. Can't wait for my turn to swear. I bet I win.
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notyourjester @Loli_Sug
Always throw your beer bottles out the car window when you finish them cause they can roll behind your brake pedal & that's dangerous
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Evil Noodles @Dawn_M_
Im not saying I hate you. I'm just saying I would prefer it if you were more flammable.
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Abhorrent Housewife @abhorrent_wife
The quickest way to find a musical instrument stuffed up your ass is to try and give one to my kids as a gift.
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GinRumMe @GinRumMe
You look nice. Let’s touch mouths.

-How did humans get so weird?
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Rachel Ryan @ryan_rachryan80
It's all fun and games til you meet you TC in real life, and they cut your ass up like a Sunday chicken.
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starwarsshirt @starwarsshirt
I'll know I have my shit together when I start putting on hand lotion before bed like all the women in movies seem to do.
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Dakota @One_FineMess
I switched cell phone providers today and I’ve ever felt more alive.
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Ry's Baby Girl @__Shannanigans
That one person who is always there, even when you don't deserve them to be....I'm not that person, but good luck.
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PrincessCandyEmpire @llvvzz
Nice try Ebola, but I've survived being in love.
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Only Fast Eddie @OnlyFastEddie
Why would anyone clean their house when it's so much easier to light a match?
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Dakota @One_FineMess
Apparently “narcissistic asshole” isn’t considered “constructive” feedback when doing peer evaluations at work.
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Tess @Tess_Says
I just choked on air, in case anyone was wondering how smoothly my day is going
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DaddyJew @DaddyJew
Boss: I need to know where you're at at all times

Me: whoa! I didn't even know we were dating
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Jes @JesKeepSwimming
We can spend 5 minutes applying regular makeup, or 90 minutes applying makeup to look like we're not wearing makeup. WHY DON'T MEN GET US?
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The H Factor @onelongbender
Me: I got a promotion today, Mom.
Mom: That's nice. Your brother brought me a bag of Werther's. Isn't he the sweetest?
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Tom @mindintheshadow
Alcohol unlocks the awesome in our brains.
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Tom @mindintheshadow
Thank fuck those little thought bubbles aren't real.
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Tom @mindintheshadow
This coffee tastes like it just saved the lives of 9 innocent coworkers.
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Sadie Skywalker @SadieSmithRoks
Hey asshole, I gave you a fucking trophy!

-A memoir of lost favstar notifications
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Tits Mcgee™ @lah420
So glad i don't have a penis, one look at him and bam, I'd be hard as a rock.

And i'd be gay, apparently.

The more you know 💫
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Stacey Lynne @NervousJr
Well well well, if it isn't all the problems I ignored over the weekend.
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Adie @TheBlessMess
Saying "agree to disagree" really means "I'm right but you're being an asshole & I'm sick of trying to reason with you."
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Unlucky_Ninja @Unlucky_Ninja
Why don't you say your phone number a little bit faster so I can listen to your voicemail over and over and still not know wtf you said.
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Ms. X to you @alive_and_dying
To justify our pain, we tell ourselves we are broken. Maybe we should just accept the fact that we are fucking human.
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Ms. X to you @alive_and_dying
Perhaps one day, when you least expect it, you will find you need the bridge that you just burned.
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MasterOfFury @MasterOfFury
Starting to think all my shopping carts with a warped wheel are more of a metaphor than a coincidence.
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MasterOfFury @MasterOfFury
if you need some help at Home Depot and are being ignored, get on one of their step ladders.
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MasterOfFury @MasterOfFury
I didn't want to go outside today but there are idiots that needed to be corrected.
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MasterOfFury @MasterOfFury
Never let stupid win.
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MasterOfFury @MasterOfFury
If you're only18, please don't tweet philosophy and proverb verbiage based on your first love and the difficulty of your inexperienced life.
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MasterOfFury @MasterOfFury
i like dropping off a tweet to FB & watch as everyone cautiously forms a circle around it, looking confused while prodding it with a stick.
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Dakota @One_FineMess
Thank you @MasterOfFury for the ToTD pick. My Twitter motto in 140 characters or less. ;-)

#FF @MasterOfFury
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The Left Arm Killa @1CleverGirl1
It's not the scream that scares me.
It's the dead silence after the scream that does.
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lostmydignity @carlyme23
The worst feeling in any relationship is when you get a nasty paper cut and they don't pick you up like a wounded soldier from the floor.
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Old People Problems @OldFolkProblms
When I said I'd come to your party, I didn't mean it.

I was kind of hoping I'd be dead by then.
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Mr. Fuzzbucket @EvilPandaX
Anyone realize Dora is always lost every episode? Why is their no Amber alert for her? Is it because she's Mexican?
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Jamie Woodham @jwoodham
Being a twin would be cool. You would never have to wonder "am I an attractive person?" You could just look at your twin and be like "nope."
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Not JPo @NotJPo
“Step on the scale please”

“Ok, one sec”

*removes shoes, coat, socks, pants, shirt, jewelry, contact lenses, hair elastic, eye makeup,..*
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June O'Hara @juneohara65
"It is what it is."

Thanks for the clarification.
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June O'Hara @juneohara65
My existence reflects poorly on Darwin.
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Strawberry Lane Is @SondraDeeMe
Perfect one night stand:
Amish person.

No internet access.
No phones.
In the heat of passion they'll whisper the secret to apple butter.
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Dwayne S. Cook @biggarf
I'd rather keep to myself then walk on eggshells and kiss your ass.
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* Sin-sational * @_Awwsomeness_
All you need is Love and an IQ low enough to believe that.
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IG fusedude @fusedude
If I ignored your call, please send a text that says "I called you."
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Green-eyed Mofo @GreeneyedMofo
I hope you never have to meet the person I used to be.
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Shiloh Jolie-Pffft @uberfoxy
Maybe I keep running away because it takes me to you.
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The Dude @TweetTheDude
don't smile back. it can lead to a conversation.
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SassSlinger @sass_slinger
Don't you ever leave those words unspoken. Ever. You get that shit out.
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Lara @LaraBeor
According to my heart rate, turning over in bed is my cardio workout.
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Rusty @PeaceInTruth1
Some people are wrong brain dominant.
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Rusty @PeaceInTruth1
Went outside this morning only to find my neighbor pissing on the side of his house. Damn right I live in an upscale neighborhood.
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