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Dakota2011-09-24
@One_FineMess944 days
I'm a chick that digs chicks. I love dudes. I just don't fuck them.
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Pootie Tang @Bakdoorbandit
I'm not gay but I would totally fuck the rock..and mark wahlberg...and the guy two doors down that drives the 87 Camaro t-top. I'm gay
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Show me your Twits @Overdue_Bills
Please boss, tell us again how important it is the company gets to $3 billion in revenue. I bought an 18 pack of beer with dimes last night.
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protolalia @protolalia
On my other Twitter account I catfish as a badass pimp & lure young ladies to my home so I can help them enroll in community college.
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Here's your sign @BooFricketyHoo
There are a lot of beautiful minds here.
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Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn
*writes 136-character tweet*

Wow, I’ve got 4 letters left. I can go back and make it grammatically correct.

*adds 288 characters*

Fuck.
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Sergio @SergioValenCo
Life is like a movie with no script, shitty actors and tragic endings. Consider this an inspirational tweet.
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farleftcoast @farleftcoast
I just saw somebody tweet about their 5 month anniversary. HA! In a few years you'll be tweeting about how you haven't had sex in 5 months.
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Denise! @StellaRtwot
As long as you still shower and brush your teeth you're not an alcoholic in my book.
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Denise! @StellaRtwot
I wouldn't mind being kidnapped because it seems like you get to sleep a lot in between beatings.
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I'm Andy Mac @TheReal_AndyMac
Day 1: Microwaved popcorn for 2:30. Half popcorn, half kernels.

Day 2: Microwaved popcorn for 2:31. Charcoal nuggets.

Day 3: Ate chips.
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ShoutingGoddess @ShoutingGoddess
I think I'm allergic to expectations.
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Rock @TheMichaelRock
I can't believe people still invite me to things.
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Alien Ego @alienego
My ex is so crazy she makes Tom Cruise look normal.
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CottonCandy&Beer @The0nlychk
Racist? Never.
Assholeist? Absolutely.
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Verifried Drunk™®© @VerifiedDrunk
When someone asks you how your weekend was tell them you drank 6 gallons of vodka and masturbated to cartoons 25 times. They'll quit asking.
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CottonCandy&Beer @The0nlychk
I wonder if rock bottom is nice this time of year?
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Marcia Gay Hard-On @bmarked21
W o w t h is n e w v i bbbbb r a t o r i s so o o aWe s o mmM e
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@sshole @Lisa_Laughs_
When I say I'm about to snap I mean someone's neck.
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RogueBastard @RogueGod
Refuse to give in and make them remember your fucking name.
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DeezNutz @DzNutz83
Tina on fb didn't find it funny when I commented, "Yeah, but did you find his real dad out there?" On the pic of her son's Easter egg hunt.
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DeezNutz @DzNutz83
Bitch, even if I was wearing Flavor Flav's necklace, I still wouldn't give you the time of day.
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DeezNutz @DzNutz83
If there's a futon in your living room I just assume you sell meth.
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Hazel Goats @hazelmotes1
My people will call your people. And probably just talk a lot of shit about me. My people hate me.
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CatasTrophy @Ghetto_Trophy
Nobody can make you do anything - with the exception of judges, cops and people holding guns.
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CatasTrophy @Ghetto_Trophy
Just explained the concept of a subtweet to my Mom and I've never been more embarrassed in my life.
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CatasTrophy @Ghetto_Trophy
I'm not the type of girl who wears shoes that ruin her night.
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CatasTrophy @Ghetto_Trophy
Bitch, I will hug the fuck out of you.
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Melicious @honeybadgerMel
Here's to love...

And other natural disasters...
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Melicious @honeybadgerMel
When the rage is gone, emptiness is all that remains.
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Melicious @honeybadgerMel
Every time I think of you, a little smile appears on my face. You're like a little piece of heaven, in a simple thought.
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Melicious @honeybadgerMel
When you truly love someone...

Well, that's all that matters.
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Rusty @PeaceInTruth1
How did people wake up before showers?
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Rusty @PeaceInTruth1
People rarely see what you do but they damn sure see what you don't.
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Rusty @PeaceInTruth1
Pretty sure the only way I'll ever get on a roll is if somebody pushes me down a hill.
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Rusty @PeaceInTruth1
Did you hear about the blonde who caught her stomach on fire? She was trying to burn calories.
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Rusty @PeaceInTruth1
*swan dives into a cesspool of broken dreams*
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Rusty @PeaceInTruth1
Come on people. This mind isn't going to blow itself.
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steel @SteelFontana
So... which site you guys getting your avi pics from these days? 'Cause that guy is in great shape.
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Dakota @One_FineMess
Eating a hotdog and drinking coffee if you’re looking for the definition of a low class brunch.
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Dakota @One_FineMess
Thinking about getting the definition of rhetorical tattooed on my forehead so people get the fucking point.
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Dakota @One_FineMess
GF forgot to replace the empty toilet paper roll, so I “forgot” where I hid it.
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Dakota @One_FineMess
Snuck outside to get a break from our company.

Farted.

Then realized all the house windows were open to let in the fresh air.

Oops.
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Dakota @One_FineMess
No YOU pretend to throw away food you’ve dropped on the floor only to sneak into another room and eat it.
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TO33IE @thetobbie
Best thing about living next to the stoplight is the fist fights following car crashes. Worst thing is hearing everyone's taste in music...
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TO33IE @thetobbie
There were a million butterflies in the park. Which would be beautiful, if it wasn't so fucking horrifying...
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Just Lee @Just_Lee_
"With all due respect..."

These are the words I usually say when I'm thinking, "You're a fucking idiot but let's see where this goes".
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Just Lee @Just_Lee_
Then suddenly, without warning or reason, they simply don't matter to you anymore.
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Just Lee @Just_Lee_
Kegels. Because even dickheads deserve to be hugged.
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Just Lee @Just_Lee_
Falling apart with a smile.
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Just Lee @Just_Lee_
The moment you ask someone a question is the moment you lose the right to be offended by their answer.
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Just Lee @Just_Lee_
Being a mom means wiping away the tears of others, while trying to pretend that you don't have tears of your own.
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Just Lee @Just_Lee_
A gossipy woman is annoying.

But a gossipy, shit-stirring man is downright repulsive.
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Just Lee @Just_Lee_
If it's any consolation, your sext made me laugh so hard that I farted. So there's that.
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Just Lee @Just_Lee_
Negotiating with terrorists is a fucking joyride compared to arguing with an ill-informed idiot.
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Just Lee @Just_Lee_
I can measure how much I need sex simply by how arousing it is to watch Gordon Ramsay dry rub a chicken.
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Just Lee @Just_Lee_
I would judge you but I'm far too busy doing all the stuff that makes me better than you.
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Dakota @One_FineMess
Hahaha!! Thank you @Just_Lee_ for the ToTD pick. He was really pretty. ;-)

#FF @Just_Lee_
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Texapino @hpb777
My favorite thing about birth control is watching my husband figure out which color means hide the knives.
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Dakota @One_FineMess
“I’m sorry I was flirting with your husband. I thought he was a lesbian.”

Oddly, my truthfulness didn’t make the situation any less awkward
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Wine-O-Mite @Jen_Up_
My signature move is taking an innocent statement & over analyzing & dissecting it until I've convinced myself you hate me. Hi, I'm a female
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Wine-O-Mite @Jen_Up_
Red flags are supposed to be warning signs?

I thought they were just pretty little decorations along my personal road to hell.
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Wine-O-Mite @Jen_Up_
I read women who date online fear meeting a serial killer. Men fear meeting a fat chick.

Guys, I don't know how you deal with the stress.
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Wine-O-Mite @Jen_Up_
Bouncy house birthday parties because nothing makes me want to eat cold pizza with congealed grease on top like the smell of feet and vomit.
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Wine-O-Mite @Jen_Up_
A lady stopped me in the grocery store to tell me I have gorgeous legs.

She seemed a little freaked out when I asked, "your place or mine?"
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Dakota @One_FineMess
Who me?

Just sitting on the toilet, eating a KitKat and tweeting.

You?
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Only Fast Eddie @OnlyFastEddie
Of course I know better... why would that stop me?
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Wine-O-Mite @Jen_Up_
My signature move is bitching about my coworkers not doing any work as I refresh my twitter feed.
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Saucy Kensington @Book_Krazy
Me: Well hello again. I knew you'd be back. I seem to have that effect on people

Fed Ex: Just sign here so I can leave
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Queef Tornado© @QueefTornado
Not to brag, but I'm pretty good in bed. I don't snore or steal covers, and I only pee if something startles me.
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Mare Bytes @marebytes
That FB comment: She was such a beautiful baby, but as a toddler - not so much

.. is going to get me unfriended in 3...2...1
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Mare Bytes @marebytes
Gurrrrrrrl, you are rockin' those 6" heels from Payless® like a 4 minute old giraffe!
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Mare Bytes @marebytes
Well, my staunch, unblemished, 30+ year record of completely misjudging men, remains intact
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Mike Reno @WhiskeySoured
Sorry things got so fucked up.

Here's an eCard.
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Shane @shanethevein
Awww, C'mon.

Like you've never been racist?
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ShoutingGoddess @ShoutingGoddess
Tell your kids you love them every day.
Even if you don't mean it.
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I'm Andy Mac @TheReal_AndyMac
Women are like parking spots. Just when you think you've found a good one, it turns out to be handicapped.
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Shane @shanethevein
I'm including a lucky rabbit's foot in all of the kid's easter baskets.
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Shane @shanethevein
I respect your opinion.

I just respect mine more.
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vaudeville vamp @curlymalloy
Twitter... as unbelievable as it sounds, keeps me sane!!!
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The Rolo @TheRolo
"And then this one time this guy just tweeted Tomato." - Me trying to explain Twitter to my mom.
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Doormatt @vx_matt
I don't think stupid people understand how much effort goes into not punching them in the face
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Envy DaTropic @envydatropic
Don't forget to be a complete asshole today and blame it on Monday
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BethsButt @BethsButt
My period forced me to make two different kinds of potatoes for dinner
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MF FairyPrincessRach @Smooheed
You know those little fuckers have won when you have to scream at them to stop em screaming

Being a mom is fun
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MF FairyPrincessRach @Smooheed
My liquor cabinet looks like it's gonna be empty by morning
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Lesley @lafpgh
You said you'd just die without your daily quad nonfat soy mocha frap so I torched the coffee shop yet you're still breathing WTF.
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Lesley @lafpgh
Believe it or not, in RL I can be very sociable and engaging. For 30-minute intervals. If I'm jacked on caffeine. Or drunk. Never mind.
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Lesley @lafpgh
Yeah, I see the score, Grandma! Whoop-de-friggin-do, you win again! You're a regular Rhodes scholar!

*hurls Boggle game across the room*
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Vikkadee Chickadee @vikkaroni
Cupid is so dumb. I shot an arrow at a couple and they didn't fall in love. They did bleed a lot though.
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Vikkadee Chickadee @vikkaroni
Isn't today the day the Jews killed Santa?
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Renee @nayele18
Meant to tell my neighbor, "Have a nice day," but it came out as "I'll burn your house down if your dog shits in my yard one more time."
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Renee @nayele18
If you don't respond to a text from me within five minutes, I will assume you are dead and delete you from my contacts.
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Renee @nayele18
I'll retweet you if you retweet me is the new I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
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Renee @nayele18
Trusting people is a lot like riding a bike. I don't do it.
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Renee @nayele18
I am NOT a sociopath. My mother had me tested.
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I Hate Kate @SuperApple8
"Oh my God. Why don't they just kill themselves already?"

- Me, anytime I see someone with varicose veins or a mullet or a wedding ring.
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I Hate Kate @SuperApple8
All I want for Mother's Day is for my kids to learn how to flush the fucking toilet.
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Miss Fuckalicious @PyrBliss
Some lady just told me we're only on this planet for a limited amount of time and all I kept thinking was 'thank fuck for that.'
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Miss Fuckalicious @PyrBliss
I spend a lot of time thinking about being a better person.

And I think we all know it's the thought that counts.
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Miss Fuckalicious @PyrBliss
Washed down two Tylenol with a glass of champagne because water is for peasants and being sober gives me a headache.
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