Twopcharts
Last 100 tweetsWhile we are making some adjustments, we expect to be back online soon!

Unfortunately, after 5 years of providing you with Twitter data, we were now informed by Twitter that Twopcharts is suspended from interacting with the Twitter API for violating the Twitter Terms of Service. At this moment we do not know if and when this situation will be remedied, but for the moment we cannot provide you with data and analytics from Twitter.

We are very sorry about this situation and the inconvenience it is causing. We hope the situation can be resolved soon.

Check out the last 100 tweets of the user, with videos and, thumbnails of the pictures, and expanded url's embedded in the tweet.
@
ImageNameLocationTwitter sinceLinks
Matt FusfeldLos Angeles, CA2008-08-13
@mattfusfeld2,228 days
voluptuous chest hair
FollowersFollowingTweetsListsFavorites
2,511458520883,095
Liz Meriwether @lizmeriwether
New Girl premiere TONIGHT at 9pm. The amazing @JessicaBiel guest stars. Schmidt and Nick begin a season-long "will they or won't they" arc.
2d Retweeted by mattfusfeld               
212
80
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Dirty Dancing's story is the blonde girl has to teach Jennifer Gray to dance so she can take the night off to get an abortion?
4d               
6
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
It doesn't seem like it should be, but it's okay for Matt Lauer and Allison Williams to hook up.
7d               
3
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
@MrsRupertPupkin Hey. You still doin' the cat bit?
13d in reply to MrsRupertPupkin               
6
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
That NCIS New Orleans looks like a lotta fun.
21d               
6
Kevin Biggins @TheBiggIdea
Well, it's official: I'm a dabbing-sweat-from-my-brow-with-a-napkin-while-walking-outside guy.
29d Retweeted by mattfusfeld               
36
7
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Mercenaries love cigars.
32d               
3
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
I hope life doesn't pass by without me eating once at an Ono Hawaiian BBQ.
34d               
4
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Why aren't we stealing cloth napkins from restaurants all the time?
35d               
10
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Where the fuck were these swim shirts when I was a fat kid.
47d               
15
6
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Where there's an office kitchen there's kittens that need adopting.
57d               
4
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
If you're gonna have a shitty, low-rent business meeting, have it at Starbucks!
65d               
2
1
dan guterman @danguterman
I'll never be as happy as a mother of two growing boys in a grapefruit juice commercial.
95d Retweeted by mattfusfeld               
76
32
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Cops have so many business cards.
101d               
2
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
When people think you have good taste in music it feels nice.
107d               
6
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Being a dad suits my constantly-worried-about-everything lifestyle real nice.
112d               
9
1
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
You can guess, but the only way to know for sure if a dog is a boy is to get down real low and see if it's got a dick.
113d               
6
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Just havin' a liiiiiiiitle cup of Yogurtland for a nice treat.
114d               
2
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
@MichaelTKennedy I think about this tweet often. It's genius.
114d in reply to MichaelTKennedy               
1
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Just sort by what they still need and don't show me the fulfilled items, wedding registry. Damn, dude.
115d               
12
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Probably gonna wear shorts today.
116d               
5
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
How's that zippo lighter app for the iphone? Still pretty popular?
119d               
8
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Why do all sax players where vests?
119d               
3
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
If you meet somebody who's super into talking about BBQ, look out, you're about to have a blast!
119d               
6
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
I always imagine when my phone is checking for new email it's making a trying-to-poop sound. But I'm a romantic.
121d               
9
1
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
A good way to pretend you're gonna read a book someone tells you about is to repeat the title as a question.
124d               
50
14
Lew Schneider @notthatLew
"Leaving an art museum" is closing fast on "taking off ski boots" in the race for "most pleasurable thing I've done this year."
125d Retweeted by mattfusfeld               
13
2
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
What's with sixty-somethings and jean jackets?
125d               
12
1
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
I would have been a great big sister.
125d               
5
Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit
Have chronic anxiety? Try weed! It will TOTALLY calm you down or make you freak out more than ever.
126d Retweeted by mattfusfeld               
134
20
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
If you see a good costume for a baby or a dog buy it immediately. You'll never regret it.
126d               
11
3
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
What do business travelers know about thick IBM laptops that I don't?
128d               
45
8
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
I feel like I shouldn't be allowed to buy doctor's scrubs.
132d               
6
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
The good news is there is in fact a category of porn called "jean shorts" and the even better news is it's for everybody!!!
132d               
5
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
The Kiss Cam brings out the best in everyone always.
133d               
8
1
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Tonight? Ah, I dunno. Probably head to the vaper venue on melrose and smoke some e-cigs. You?
134d               
4
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
These ads for Penny Dreadful are doing nothing for me.
134d               
3
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Patrick Duffy's son's name is Padraic Duffy. What a genius!
136d               
1
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Wish I had the self-confidence to bring a toshiba into a coffee shop.
139d               
11
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Real depressing when a new place opens in your neighborhood that doesn't sell food.
140d               
13
1
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
My favorite part of a porn is when they ask the girl if she found the place okay.
143d               
21
3
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
I just don't understand why babies need to learn so much about dinosaurs.
146d               
11
2
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Old guys who live at the beach look like Joe Biden.
149d               
7
2
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Just met a guy at a coffee shop in Playa Del Rey who's also a screenwriter!! Small world LOL!!
157d               
9
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Al Bundy worked in ladies shoes and he haaaaaaated it.
164d               
2
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Does anybody know how to buy wine at Ralphs?
167d               
4
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
I think it's fair to say Gloria Estefan has helped more Cuban-Americans come out of the closet than any other one singer.
179d               
5
1
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
They say print is dead but I still love peeking at newsstand porno mags.
184d               
2
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Watching sober adults having fun bowling? Don't care for it.
187d               
9
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Lotta upbeat shit happening at the airport bar.
188d               
8
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Yeah, everybody likes when it stays lighter out later, we don't need to make small talk about it.
193d               
9
1
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Y'know, I'll go the other way: I kinda like fluorescent lights.
195d               
3
1
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Girls who call baby boys "flirts" are the worst.
202d               
12
3
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Gerald McRaney has been in his 60s for most of his life.
203d               
8
1
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Why the fuck is Starz emailing me?
204d               
5
John Quaintance @John_Quaintance
They say Abercrombie & Fitch is dying but their flagship LA store always has at least half a dozen Asian tourists in their forties in it.
204d Retweeted by mattfusfeld               
8
1
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Luv my girl @F1abraham “All IS WELL :) so happy for what I've learned, the mom I've become and the family and friends in my life”
205d in reply to F1abraham               
1
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Aren't all dry cleaners green at this point?
205d               
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
I was one of those teens who looked goooood in braces.
205d               
6
1
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
I feel like me and Gaby Hoffman have aged similarly.
206d               
8
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Is 26 the cut-off for enlisting in the military or for applying to be on the Real World?
206d               
6
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
We'll never be a civilized society until there's a blind copy option on texting.
210d               
5
1
Robert Zoref @deskjob
Say what you will about their politics, but the Nazis had great hair.
219d Retweeted by mattfusfeld               
4
1
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
How much do you have to love the acoustic guitar to have one in your office at work
216d               
6
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
How can I trust anything Kurt Russell says when he lied to Goldie Hawn after she fell off her yacht and got amnesia?
228d               
29
16
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
The Cool Runnings soundtrack is alive and well over supermarket speakers everywhere.
232d               
6
1
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
"Matthew McConekey was fabulous in the Dallas Cowboy." #motherinlaw
243d               
6
1
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Oh no, me and Lena Dunham have the same tits. Awkward!
245d               
10
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Getting excited to make Coachella plans I won't follow through on.
253d               
6
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Lotta UPS guys still into wearing those livestrong bands.
253d               
4
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Joseph Gordon-Levitt's been real quiet lately. I bet he's got something big up his sleeve.
255d               
7
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
If headshots in restaurants are any indication, Steven Tyler has been to every restaurant in the world.
258d               
6
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
I wish I was as excited about seeing Courtney Stodden naked as she wants me to be.
259d               
7
1
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Nobody's more concerned about their taxi driver's mood than me.
260d               
9
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
I feel like I used to have fun like the Jackass friends but not anymore and that makes me sad.
262d               
5
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
A good joke construction is to ask someone who's quiet, "how come you're so chatty?" Always funny.
262d               
11
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Don't bother with an alarm company. Having the post office hold your mail while you're away is the only way to avoid a break-in.
263d               
4
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Everybody those law and order cops interview is in an awful rush.
263d               
7
1
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Really good year for celebrity deaths!
264d               
8
1
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
So the deal with getting older is I'm never gonna look like I got a good night's sleep again?
265d               
9
2
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
My father-in-law has the Zagat Guide in case anybody's looking for a restaurant in New York.
267d               
6
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
My mother-in-law loved that last Coen Brothers' movie, Fargo.
267d               
6
1
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
I don't imagine the Books section of Entertainment Weekly gets a lot of eyes.
270d               
7
1
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
How much do you have to love Dr. Pepper to wear that t-shirt.
274d               
5
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Leave the newspaper on the driveway long enough for your neighbors to see you get it but not too long that they realize you don't read it.
278d               
5
2
steve basilone @sbasilone
Its easy to be cynical, but seeing @realmikefox and Chris Lloyd do a scene is a good reminder that life is pretty ok pic.twitter.com/GWuEk8IpjF
300d Retweeted by mattfusfeld               
122
151
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
I'd say a garage sale is probably the best place to get a shower chair.
313d               
3
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Huey Lewis really seemed to love cocaine.
322d               
5
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Getting worried I may never acquire a taste for chai tea.
328d               
7
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
I don't think my life insurance salesman wants it bad enough.
373d               
4
Adam Countee @adamcountee
.@mattfusfeld this is a little awkward...but will you please return my father's bathing suit?
373d Retweeted by mattfusfeld               
1
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Do yourself a favor and read this short story by an excellent writer I enjoy, Harris Danow: lenadunhamsdick.com
375d               
2
1
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
The security guard at the supermarket really does it all.
377d               
5
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Does Arsenio not know how bad he looks in hats?
381d               
2
Jeffrey Hadz @Hadzilla
2 more months until wyclef comes home!!!!!
383d Retweeted by mattfusfeld               
37
24
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
A mailman can only relax when he's eating lunch in his truck.
383d               
1
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
The confirmation-that-you've-unsubscribed-from-this-email-list email is my least favorite email.
384d               
5
2
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
"Yes dad, we know you're friends with Jack White. God." -Conan's kids probably
386d               
3
Artie Johann @DearAnyone
I think it's nice that we let each other wear the same jeans every day.
389d Retweeted by mattfusfeld               
304
190
Matt Fusfeld @mattfusfeld
Nothing gets me in the mood to laugh like the theme song to MASH.
391d               
10
2
For remarks, suggestions and complaints, you can contact us at: info@twopcharts.com. On Twitter you can find us here: @gl_twop_1000