You're eating salad at a bar? Your Man Card is officially revoked. Leave your testicles with the bouncer on the way out.
You ever had sex while listening to Drake? I ended up putting her clothes back on & helped her get back with her ex
♫ I love this song: "Stuck On You" - (via )
Marymount students at their finest.
96 on my Theology mid-term!!!!!
Thank you, Marymount University, for getting me plastered. For free. Before 4 PM.
Free unlimited alcohol at Homecoming?! Go Marymount. I take back half of the nasty things I've said about you.
Oh, your boyfriend surprises you with flowers? Oh, well my boyfriend surprises me with GTA 5. So yeahhh GTA for the next 8 hours.
So how about them Redskins.
Accounting is a medieval torture tactic. I am 100% sure of this.
Got 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece McNugget order. That's my win for the day.
There are sooo many simple solutions to make this world a much better place.
Why are there always Arlington Police at Marymount??
There's nothing like burning your hand in a pot of boiling water. Why do people still let me use the kitchen unattended?
Step Brothers is still hilarious no matter how many times you've seen it.
cannolis for breakfast. Mmmm mmmm good.
Every episode of Maury should be followed by an hour long PSA about birth control methods. Hosted by Maury Povich.
♫ Oceans – Jay-Z, Frank Ocean
I'm just gunna go on record and say that the invention of pistachio ice cream is more important than the invention of the wheel.
Aaron Hernandez Live Blog: Hernandez to Be Held Without Bail for Murder of Odin Lloyd: via
I'm happy that the at least made it this far. Rask just needs to learn to stay in the net. Congrats on a great season boys!
Rene Rancourt with 4 fist pumps? This is going to be a hell of a game.
The NBA isn't even worth watching when all of the refs are on the Heat's payroll.
Ok Ray Ray you've redeemed yourself...for now
Ray Ray just lost them their championship lol
Looks like you're having a tough time, everyone who's ever worn stilettos.
Learned from watching 10 mins of Miss USA: answer every question with "In this country..." so at least ppl know that you know where you are
♫ Til Kingdom Come – Coldplay
Whoever choreographed this Miss USA pageant needs to be fired lol
Congrats on being stubborn for 3OT, and not getting fucked up like the , but my heart is a little broken right now. </3
$100 cheaper, no online verification and you don't pay a fee for used games
"There's more to balance than not falling over"- Fortune Cookie
The were the last team to sweep the out of the playoffs, back in 1979. Will they do it again tonight?
SAINT PATRICE. BECAUSE WHOOOOOOOOOOOO THE HELL ELSE
Bruins-Penguins Live: Patrice Bergeron Scores in Double Overtime to Give B's 2-1 Win
We will be playing a FREE show in Boston on July 17th. Hope to see all of you there!...
Ya see what happens when they cancel Intervention?
This is why Seguin is my favorite <3
PS4 controllers looks much cooler than Xbox One controllers
Bruins-Rangers Live: B's Roll to 5-2 Win in Game 2, Take 2-0 Series Lead to New York
Suck on that Canada!!!! Round 2 Bitchesss
Last 24 hours (roughly) in VA!!!
, I would just like you to know how disheartening it was to open a bag of Sour Cream & Onion chips that only contained 5 chips inside.
doesn't buy back the international or alternate edition of textbooks? Well, that's mildly inconvenient.
ANNOUNCEMENT: Taking out with us on the Arena Tour
On the road again… joining this fall on the Arena Tour
Boston is probably the only major city that if you fuck with them, they will shut down the whole city...stop everything.. and find you.
Reports of Marathon Runners that crossed finish line and continued to run to Mass General Hospital to give blood to victims
police asking people who see anything suspicious to call: 617-222-1212
RT : DEVELOPING: One report was of unexploded device on the glass footbridge over Huntington Ave near Copley place
BREAKING NEWS: Police getting multiple reports of unexploded devices around Boston
UPDATE: Another suspicious package was reported near the Harvard station
Hope everyone back home is safe ♥ go out to all of you Bostonians
Hope everyone back home is safe ♥ my thoughts and prayers go out to all of you Bostonians
just keeps getting better and better
Ooooh the things I would do for some Papa Gino's pizza right now.
yea it was on at 10- it was soooo good!! I highly recommend it.
Day drinking should be much more socially acceptable. Even the Pope drinks wine at morning masses.
I've been typing in snake as the password and it said it's been changed...
Thank you, Inception, for helping me understand Descartes's philosophy.
Stuck doing homework on a Friday night.......
So now excuse me while I go lose faith in humanity.
Someone in my European History class this morning asked if the Romans had road rules ("for like, Stop signs and stuff"). I wish I was lying.
Don't know much about , but I'm definitely a fan.
Thank you, CNN, for pointing out how we're supposed to get all of this money for all of this proposed spending, while also cutting spending
Not too bad. Just a lot of contradictions.
Victims of gun violence deserve a "simple vote".......but remember, Obama, so do gun owners.
He hasn't said a peep about gun control and it's already 10:02. Time to wrap it up... I wanna hear before bedtime.
I wanna know how america will get the money for these plans
How much more expensive will Macs become?!
Charlie Brown Teacher Speaking: via VIDEO
"Let's do more to combat climate change, but let's drill more domestically" cuz that makes sense
It's much less than I expected...soo far.
YES! I'm making a new album!!!! And.....'Live 2012' album avail here>
Check it out!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In 1977 we received a radio signal from space that lasted 72 seconds. Tho this day, we still don't know where it came from.
Dear 15 year old sluts of NYC- there is no reason you should be walking around in shorts in January at 3 am.
I just got some free music from on . Download it here:
How my friend and me celebrated New Year's Eve via
Who's ready for the end of the world?
There are many reasons I don't like New Jersey. But the main reason is that the entire state smells like one giant Guido armpit.
Why are there a ton of cops at Marymount right now???
Hopefully I can register for classes tomorrow!!!
Field trip to the White House. Gotta love field trips in college.
Public Stoning- when did that ever go out of style?
I'm just gunna put it out there that Widener University is a terrible name for a college.
Thank you MU Alerts for making my day. No classes tomorrowwww!
Lady offered me a piece of chickpea loaf. Hit it out of her hand because that's what cake would have wanted.
Jesus Christ! I forgot to buy dog food last night and now my dogs are playing a Sarah McLachlan album and googling humane society.
Slow and steady wins the race, unless it's one of those weird races that puts an emphasis on speed.
Halloweenfest is officially the cutest thing I've ever seen.
"This is the Kim Kardashianization of American politics" is probably the greatest quote I've ever heard.