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Ja'afar AimaIn my bed2011-08-01
@Jafar_Aima989 days
I'm black................... IG & ask.fm ;Jafar_aima
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on
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The evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I know i'm single because I didn't forward that chain text in 2008.
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If a dude tries to rob me he is wasting his time because I'm broke. And since time is money I'm really robbing him!
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This restaurant wrote 'serves 4-5 people' instead of 'challenge mode'
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If I'm texting you all day you must be doing something right
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*Uses a grapple hook to get off the couch*
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I'll go to your wedding as long as I can give an offensive speech that really is all about me getting attention from the bridesmaids
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"Wait, what? Copper turns GREEN after a few years? Why didn't anyone tell me??" -statue builders, apparently
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If you get arrested call 'shotgun' and if one of the officers won't sit in the back then they have to release you or else they're hypocrites
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Don't just assume it's a Gameboy. Give it a couple years for it to decide it's own gender I mean who are we to decide?
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Wow this site wants my security question to be my dog's name. Now my dog's gonna have no problem getting into my account.
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
*Uses a grapple hook to get off the couch*
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The only reason I go to parties is for the free coats
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Using slow internet feels like having brain damage
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Be right back, I gotta go jump in the shower. So glad I put a trampoline in there
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
If I ever have a kid and he asks where babies come from, I'm just going to be honest and tell him that I have no idea
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Last night I dreamed I robbed a bank and it was really fun! I think I'm going to try it for real today! Wish me luck!
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Looking for a girl I can sit and watch Netflix with and never say anything to.
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
a man working at a pawn shop comes home, flips on the TV, and watches a show about a man working at a pawn shop comes home, flips on the TV
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Just finished the new Game of Thrones episode. How many times do I have to click "Next" before it bends time and makes the next one play?
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I either finish a book within 6-12 consecutive hours or roughly six months
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Butterflies are just caterpillars that act like they're better than everyone
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happy birthday someone
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
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Happy birthday to all people born during the months of January to December!!!
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If life hands you lemons you're on ecstasy or some shit because life doesn't have hands
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I live in constant fear of being asked to do something
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If I was a pigeon I would land on people's heads all the time just because they think it'll never happen
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Nobody survives being launched by a catapult but pretending to swim midair is the hallmark of true character
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I love when I illegally download a movie but the quality sucks and I'm like, 'WTF, this isn't what I didn't pay for!'
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I followed my dreams...but they didn't follow me back so I unfollowed them
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
If all of my friends jumped off a bridge, my plan worked
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Sometimes when it's nice out I feel bad playing Mario Kart inside all day, so I pick a sunny outdoor course like Koopa Troopa Beach
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
It's a good thing you changed your hair color because now everyone will just think you're a monster with slightly different hair
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I learned 2 very important things today. No 1. Punching a brick wall really hurts! No 2. 'Hitting the Gym' is just a figure of speech!
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
If your name is spelled weird and people pronounce it wrong you should blame your parents because it's their fault
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
It's a tough moment when you have to say goodbye to the stone that you've been kicking all the way home
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Best part about getting sick is that now I have a valid reason not to shake anyone's hand
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Your tongue can be completely covered in food but you won't really taste it until you swallow because your tricky brain wants you to get fat
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Don't worry you don't need school, swag will carry you through life
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Me pic.twitter.com/4eXY3Z6vHJ
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When teleportation is finally invented, it will be about a month before everyone on earth is in happy relationships with their ideal matches
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
If your schedule for hanging with friends is booked out more than a week, I'll probably just save you some workload and not be your friend
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
How rich do you have to be before you're allowed to name your house?
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an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Sitting alone in bed eating ice cream and watching bad TV, if I didn't know better I'd think I was in a @taylorswift13 video!
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People that don't know the difference between adjectives and nouns are sandwiches
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'Oh, thank god! The police are here.' - White people
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"[person you never talk to] invited you to [thing you wouldn't even consider attending]" -most of my Facebook notifications
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I always test psychics with a knock knock joke. If they say "Who's there?" I get up and leave
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I think I'm a mature adult, then I remember how I get scared of leaving my feet over the edge of my bed at night in case monsters grab them
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I forgot it was April Fool's Day. I am not joking. Serious personal issues have happened. I'm not ready to talk about them yet
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
You can attract more flies with honey than you can with vinegar and that's why I just covered my whole body in honey. Because I love flies
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Step 1. change your WiFi password to blowmefirst. Step 2. wait for someone to ask for your WiFi password
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
*Kanye West posts selfie* *Kanye likes picture* *Kanye comments "Looking great Kanye."* *Kanye likes comment*
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when you're sad always remember that you don’t look like you did in 6th grade.... Hope that helps
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I have a girlfriend..... April fools 😂
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Currently standing on my porch naked waiting for Google earth to take a picture
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I watched Disney's Frozen and I'm pissed. Stop portraying ginger women as hot and ginger men as evil
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Insomnia is a lot like cigarettes, they're only cool when you're younger
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I think there should be a cooking show where people just microwave leftovers and take it very seriously
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The best way to eat a salad is to take lettuce, tomatoes, onions and pickles and put them on top of a bacon cheeseburger
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*walks past mirror* *walks back* *cries*
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I hate it when I go to wipe a booger under a desk and feel someone else's booger. Some people are so nasty!
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How do I get my body to look like Jafar's when he turned into the evil genie?
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Feeling slightly offended when a TV character ignores the advice you shout at them through the screen
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'Birds, as you may have noticed, do not have lips.' - me as a nature guide
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I hope someday science creates an interface for communicating with animals so we can finally tell them we're better than them
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
The best way to avoid disappointment is to not expect anything from anyone, especially from me
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Don't tell me your "inner fat kid" REALLY wants ice cream.... My "outer fat kid" already ate it....
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My baby just peed all over me and whoopsy is anyone missing a baby?
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At least he died doing what he loved more than anything else, being brutally murdered
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I hate idiots who don't know the difference between who's, whose and who'se
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My pal said he wants to live abroad. I told him that I live with a broad and it's not so great hahahahaha I need serious therapy
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Do you ever start writing a tweet and halfway through you’re just like “nah”
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Nothing like giving myself emotional problems once a week
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Tried to signal to my friend across the food court to buy me McNuggets and now I’m in 3 gangs and have to kill someone named “Snake”
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Do you ever start eating something and think “man i don’t even want this” but then you just keep eating it
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The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people
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No, whenever there's trouble YOU seem to be around......…officer!
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What i if told you... You the read first line wrong... Same with the second...
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I have never hated someone as much as the guy I saw jogging backwards
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I want to be rich enough that I'm no longer scared to open my banking app on my phone
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5 out of 3 people struggle with maths
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Imagine all the time people save by saying hubby instead of husband
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You can tell how much I like someone by how many slices of pizza I leave them
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Don't forget to perform a random act of kindness and then brag about it non stop today
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I wish I loved anything as much as white girls love arranging Skype dates
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I sometimes hit on girls with face piercings because hey, they're already used to making poor decisions
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Watching people argue for 45 minutes over something they could Google in 45 seconds hurts me emotionally!
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I wonder what it feels like to not be holding my phone
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I know that people are really busy so I like to laugh at my own jokes to save them the trouble
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I always think outside the box because getting into a box just to think seems a bit strange to me
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
When a waiter warns me that a plate is hot, I take their hand in mine, and with teary eyes, I say, 'You... You care about me'
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People who can plug a usb in on the first try must really have their life together
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I have an app folder titled 'sports' just in case my dad ever looks at my phone
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