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Ja'afar Aima2011-08-01
@Jafar_Aima1,116 days
Daydreaming all the time IG;Jafar_aima
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I'm not shit at gardening.

My plants are just shit at being plants.
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Cold and dark outside.... just like my heart
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
"Let's think about every single thing you've ever done wrong" - my brain at 2am
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Even if we're still talking, I'll apply hand sanitizer the second we're done shaking hands.
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
These kids are smoking weed and I'm wearing a batman's t-shirt, should I say something?
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
*'Eye of the Tiger' plays as I struggle to do my third push up*
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
It only took 12 years and a few million dollars in funding but I finally taught this cow to moonwalk
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Remember kids, those light up sneakers won't seem so cool when wolves are chasing you through the woods at night
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Sometimes I pretend I’m a SEAL to pick up girls but no matter how many live fish I catch in my mouth at Sea World they never seem to buy it
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I'm not shit at gardening.

My plants are just shit at being plants
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I'm not perfect, but I'm loyal
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Assassins are impressive. Its not the killing part that impresses me; its that they figured out a way to fit "ass" into the same word twice
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
A good alternative to sleeping is just staring at the ceiling and thinking about all the bad things that could ever possibly happen to you
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I don’t want a hot tub, I’d prefer a mildly attractive tub with a great sense of humor and a stable career
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Pretty sure airport food was priced by children just learning about numbers.
"Ok, how much should this apple cost?" SIXTY TWO DOLLARS!
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
“Can you turn down the radio? I have a phone call that’s going to last the entire car ride.” - The worst people alive
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
@Sanee_bbr go and sleep
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
The next time I exercise, I'm doing it in the hospital parking lot for convenience
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
At this point, I'm just going to go ahead and put "able to like someone's Instagram photo within seconds of posting" on my resume.
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
just ran into an old high school friend. told her I was working on my masters but really I'm stealing credit cards & drinking expired milk
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Imagine a centaur but instead of him being half horse, he's half my friend
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
LOVE ME!!! — Okay but don't be a guy ask.fm/a/b23koe56
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Sometimes when I see a sad old man in public I like to pretend it's because his twerking video only got 7 views
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
@Sanee_bbr happy birthday dude
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I grew up in the kind of place where someone was always yelling at a dog to shut up
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Self esteem so low, you crop yourself out of your selfie
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Girl, I'm so sorry your dad died but did you hear they're remaking Final Fantasy VII
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I would enjoy the outdoors a lot more if there weren't so many people there
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I want to live in a world where instead of bullets, guns shoot out pizza slices. What a safer and tastier world it would be
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
"No, thanks. I'm a vegetarian." is a fun thing to say when someone hands you their baby
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
It's amazing how much time I waste searching for new things I can waste my time on
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
*interrupts you* hey can I just enjoy my lunch
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I feel sorry for people who take everything so damn seriously
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I sometime stay up late thinking about how my life would have turn out if I had picked Pokemon Red instead of Blue
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
My 2 years old sister just said "MINE" as she yanked a toy away from me and I've never been prouder
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
If you lose something, the first thing to do is retrace your steps, just kidding blame everyone else around you
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Fifa 15 pic.twitter.com/joq1AU6O0z
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I just got so bored that I tried updating all of my software
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
All I want is for everyone I went to high school with to be doing worse than me
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
most women like men who lie or claim what they are not
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Carter @SemiCartamatic
Pizza!!
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I wonder what it feels like to not be holding my phone
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Siri, make my life like the peoples' in the ipad commercials
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I'm at the age where people say "It's so important to stay active" when I take up a new hobby
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Ugh
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I'm on Twitter, Instagram & Vine. I wonder what the next big social network for my posts to be ignored on is gonna be
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I can't think of anything worse than a funny, good looking person
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I used to think people with pools were rich, but now I really, really do
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Do I want to do something tonight? I mean, I'd love to, but I actually just did something three weeks ago
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Sorry girl, you knew you were dating a bad boy *saves used gift bag because those things are expensive*
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
The average time it takes for an elderly woman to get her ringing cellphone out of her purse is 11 days.
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
My life is the equivalent of someone who buys a new notebook to write their ambitions and accidently makes a spelling error on the 1st page
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Girl can I ask you a question *gets down on one knee* would you like to make $8,000 a week working from home
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Oh hey there I saw you drive by, ran your license plate number, found your home address and just wanted to say hi
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Tell me to smile and I'll give you a reason to frown
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Wanna make money, while working from home? Too bad, you can't. It's a scam you idiot
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Behind every great man there is a great woman looking over his shoulder trying to see who he's texting
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
thought so hard about getting something done tonight that i had to lay down & take a nap
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
just reported a cat picture on instagram as inappropriate feel pretty good about it
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
"@AbBaH_dprince: Wat's wrong wit ma twitter? Were are my DMs?"
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
If you ever need me, just call. I won't pick up, but maybe I'll text you back in a couple of days
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I wish a nap would take me for once
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Women are a lot like heroin. At first you're like, "oh geez, this is fun" then eventually you die
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
To the girl crying on this bus:

Stop. If it were ok to cry on the bus, we'd all be doing it
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
If you can't stand the heat, get your face away from my mouth #bustweet
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Don't cry because it's over, smile because for a few miles they believed you were the real bus driver #bustweet
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
There are people who hate me that I've never even heard of
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I'm fairly confident that if I ever go missing, somebody here has me in their basement
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I'm a guy with many needs and right now I need a nap
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
hey guys why dont you keep this kind of flirting off of my timeline. Got this lonely and miserable thing on point
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
It's amazing how much time I waste searching for new things I can waste my time on
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I hate everyone younger & more successful than me. And older & more successful. I also hate everyone less successful. I hate you guys
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
You are what you eat. (I'm an entire box of thin mints)
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Do you drink Starbucks because you hate life, or do you hate life because you drink Starbucks?
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
She doesn't look happy pic.twitter.com/4IbeslKTK1
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
i'm so tired i just need to lay down for a couple of years
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I will pay for what I destroyed but I will not apologize for it
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
*turns down the lights* Girl this is going to be a magical night *dumps legos on bed* ok first we need to separate these by color
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Girl, do you love me or do you love sitting in the VIP section while I race in Mario Kart tournaments
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I find it creepy that everything Bryan Adams does, he does it for me.
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
"Fire cannot kill a dragon" I whisper to myself as I eat my mini pizzas straight from the oven
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
@mudallab @AmeerRajah @zainablawal_ ameen
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Woke up from two guys fist fighting over a loaf of bread #lifeinnigeria
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
100% of first dates are just me quizzing you about Star Wars
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Sometimes I think I hear the phone ringing when I vacuum, which is weird because I don't own a phone or a vacuum
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I'm such a good guy
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
That quiet second after you've said something that the other person will bring up for the rest of your life
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
When a girl texts you a picture of another girl just respond "you're skinnier and prettier than her". Trust me
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Rich enough to sleep with my mobile data on
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
She said I was cute, but now APPARENTLY breaking into her house to clean her dirty laundry is 'creepy' and 'illegal'

Flirting is hard
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Never in my wildest dreams did I think I'd know this much about Jake and the Neverland Pirates
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
You just see the mansion, the parties & the private jet, you don't see all the work it took to master the pan flute
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
If another adult tries to spell a word so the kids won't understand, I'm out after five letters
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
*interrupts brain surgeon* I beat Battletoads
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Best part about being invited to 2 parties is that each one thinks I'm at the other one but really I'm just home watching tv lol
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
If everyone could stay at their houses that would be great
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
People who always ask if you've seen their Facebook post 😒
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KBee @Kabeerabbakar
Eidl-fitr Mubarak to all muslim ummah!
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
You're a locked egg account, 0 tweets. You want me to follow you even though you're a spam dm waiting to happen.

Bring it. The fuck. On.
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