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Ja'afar Aima2011-08-01
@Jafar_Aima1,129 days
Daydreaming all the time IG;Jafar_aima
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Animals are better than people because they can't talk
23h               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I asked my grandmother how she made it to 90 years old and she said, "By not having any fun."
2d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
If a stranger came up and said, “My planet needs you for a secret mission,” a part of me would be like “I have been waiting for this day.”
4d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Give people enough time and they can pretty much ruin anything
5d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
The guy next to me on the plane got out of his seat & sat a row over for no apparent reason
6d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
*gets down on knee*
"Wil you-
*gets down on other knee*
do me the honor-
*gets down on third knee*
of calling 911. I think I'm mutating."
8d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Imagine being the sort of person who knows what every button on a TV remote does
8d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
And then God said, "Let the women have feelings. A lot of feelings. Like, all of the feelings."
8d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
[at a restaurant] Guess it's my lucky day, some idiot just left ten dollars on a table
8d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
kanye always wants to look at himsef in the mirror but evrey time he does, he screams "NO!! THERE CANT BE TWO KANYES" then breaks the mirror
8d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Drive a motorcycle for the first time today and it's soooo much fun
9d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
*continues telling story that you've clearly indicated you've heard before*
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I know you’re sad we can’t afford a PS4 or an Xbox, but you’ll be amazed what you can do with this calculator. Here, turn it upside down
10d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Am I...are we... is this a date? *elevator opens & she leaves*
10d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I'm not shit at gardening.

My plants are just shit at being plants.
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Cold and dark outside.... just like my heart
18d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
"Let's think about every single thing you've ever done wrong" - my brain at 2am
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Even if we're still talking, I'll apply hand sanitizer the second we're done shaking hands.
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
These kids are smoking weed and I'm wearing a batman's t-shirt, should I say something?
21d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
*'Eye of the Tiger' plays as I struggle to do my third push up*
22d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
It only took 12 years and a few million dollars in funding but I finally taught this cow to moonwalk
22d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Remember kids, those light up sneakers won't seem so cool when wolves are chasing you through the woods at night
22d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Sometimes I pretend I’m a SEAL to pick up girls but no matter how many live fish I catch in my mouth at Sea World they never seem to buy it
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I'm not shit at gardening.

My plants are just shit at being plants
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I'm not perfect, but I'm loyal
22d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Assassins are impressive. Its not the killing part that impresses me; its that they figured out a way to fit "ass" into the same word twice
22d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
A good alternative to sleeping is just staring at the ceiling and thinking about all the bad things that could ever possibly happen to you
22d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I don’t want a hot tub, I’d prefer a mildly attractive tub with a great sense of humor and a stable career
24d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Pretty sure airport food was priced by children just learning about numbers.
"Ok, how much should this apple cost?" SIXTY TWO DOLLARS!
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
“Can you turn down the radio? I have a phone call that’s going to last the entire car ride.” - The worst people alive
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
@Sanee_bbr go and sleep
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
The next time I exercise, I'm doing it in the hospital parking lot for convenience
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
At this point, I'm just going to go ahead and put "able to like someone's Instagram photo within seconds of posting" on my resume.
25d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
just ran into an old high school friend. told her I was working on my masters but really I'm stealing credit cards & drinking expired milk
25d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Imagine a centaur but instead of him being half horse, he's half my friend
25d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
LOVE ME!!! — Okay but don't be a guy ask.fm/a/b23koe56
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Sometimes when I see a sad old man in public I like to pretend it's because his twerking video only got 7 views
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
@Sanee_bbr happy birthday dude
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I grew up in the kind of place where someone was always yelling at a dog to shut up
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Self esteem so low, you crop yourself out of your selfie
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Girl, I'm so sorry your dad died but did you hear they're remaking Final Fantasy VII
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I would enjoy the outdoors a lot more if there weren't so many people there
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I want to live in a world where instead of bullets, guns shoot out pizza slices. What a safer and tastier world it would be
28d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
"No, thanks. I'm a vegetarian." is a fun thing to say when someone hands you their baby
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
28d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
It's amazing how much time I waste searching for new things I can waste my time on
28d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
*interrupts you* hey can I just enjoy my lunch
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I feel sorry for people who take everything so damn seriously
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I sometime stay up late thinking about how my life would have turn out if I had picked Pokemon Red instead of Blue
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
My 2 years old sister just said "MINE" as she yanked a toy away from me and I've never been prouder
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
If you lose something, the first thing to do is retrace your steps, just kidding blame everyone else around you
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Fifa 15 pic.twitter.com/joq1AU6O0z
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I just got so bored that I tried updating all of my software
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
All I want is for everyone I went to high school with to be doing worse than me
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
most women like men who lie or claim what they are not
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Carter @SemiCartamatic
Pizza!!
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I wonder what it feels like to not be holding my phone
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Siri, make my life like the peoples' in the ipad commercials
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I'm at the age where people say "It's so important to stay active" when I take up a new hobby
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Ugh
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I'm on Twitter, Instagram & Vine. I wonder what the next big social network for my posts to be ignored on is gonna be
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I can't think of anything worse than a funny, good looking person
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I used to think people with pools were rich, but now I really, really do
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Do I want to do something tonight? I mean, I'd love to, but I actually just did something three weeks ago
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Sorry girl, you knew you were dating a bad boy *saves used gift bag because those things are expensive*
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
The average time it takes for an elderly woman to get her ringing cellphone out of her purse is 11 days.
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
My life is the equivalent of someone who buys a new notebook to write their ambitions and accidently makes a spelling error on the 1st page
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Girl can I ask you a question *gets down on one knee* would you like to make $8,000 a week working from home
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Oh hey there I saw you drive by, ran your license plate number, found your home address and just wanted to say hi
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Tell me to smile and I'll give you a reason to frown
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Wanna make money, while working from home? Too bad, you can't. It's a scam you idiot
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Behind every great man there is a great woman looking over his shoulder trying to see who he's texting
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
thought so hard about getting something done tonight that i had to lay down & take a nap
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
just reported a cat picture on instagram as inappropriate feel pretty good about it
34d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
"@AbBaH_dprince: Wat's wrong wit ma twitter? Were are my DMs?"
34d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
If you ever need me, just call. I won't pick up, but maybe I'll text you back in a couple of days
34d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I wish a nap would take me for once
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Women are a lot like heroin. At first you're like, "oh geez, this is fun" then eventually you die
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
To the girl crying on this bus:

Stop. If it were ok to cry on the bus, we'd all be doing it
34d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
If you can't stand the heat, get your face away from my mouth #bustweet
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Don't cry because it's over, smile because for a few miles they believed you were the real bus driver #bustweet
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
There are people who hate me that I've never even heard of
34d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I'm fairly confident that if I ever go missing, somebody here has me in their basement
34d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I'm a guy with many needs and right now I need a nap
34d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
hey guys why dont you keep this kind of flirting off of my timeline. Got this lonely and miserable thing on point
34d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
It's amazing how much time I waste searching for new things I can waste my time on
34d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I hate everyone younger & more successful than me. And older & more successful. I also hate everyone less successful. I hate you guys
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
You are what you eat. (I'm an entire box of thin mints)
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Do you drink Starbucks because you hate life, or do you hate life because you drink Starbucks?
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
She doesn't look happy pic.twitter.com/4IbeslKTK1
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
i'm so tired i just need to lay down for a couple of years
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I will pay for what I destroyed but I will not apologize for it
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
*turns down the lights* Girl this is going to be a magical night *dumps legos on bed* ok first we need to separate these by color
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Girl, do you love me or do you love sitting in the VIP section while I race in Mario Kart tournaments
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I find it creepy that everything Bryan Adams does, he does it for me.
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
"Fire cannot kill a dragon" I whisper to myself as I eat my mini pizzas straight from the oven
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
@mudallab @AmeerRajah @zainablawal_ ameen
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Woke up from two guys fist fighting over a loaf of bread #lifeinnigeria
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
100% of first dates are just me quizzing you about Star Wars
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Sometimes I think I hear the phone ringing when I vacuum, which is weird because I don't own a phone or a vacuum
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