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Ja'afar AimaSomewhere in CUD2011-08-01
@Jafar_Aima1,146 days
Daydreaming all the time IG;Jafar_aima
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
When I'm bored I eat icecream
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
When people say thank you after leaving a store without buying something, what they really mean is "sorry."
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
My super power is staying inside my apartment for 3 days
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
It's interesting to watch the face of a person who just complimented your clothes when you reply, "Thank you so much, they're stolen"
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I just want to live the sort of life that at my funeral, someone wears a witch hat
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
This silly community, one we call twitter, is honestly full of some of the most amazing people i've ever known
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I want to get the iPhone 6 but I also don't want to go through the process of teaching my phone to autocorrect "murder" to "murda" again
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Do the people in first class get to fly the plane sometimes? What happens up there? Someone just tell me OK
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
The ice bucket challenge made me realize 3 of my friends have been made out of sugar this whole time
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
They said it couldn’t be done but here I am wearing two old baseball gloves as shoes
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
The weirdo who invented ice cream was probably just eating cold cream and knew he could do one better
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Nice try Apple, but that new iPhone still isn’t big enough to completely block the face of whoever is trying to talk to me
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Totally legal to set your neighbor's house on fire if you show him a pic on your Phone and he starts swiping.
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
There is no "we" in "chocolate"
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
My leaked elevator video just shows me picking my nose and wiping it on the Lobby button
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
*Seductively Dips Dinosaur-shaped Chicken Nugget in BBQ Sauce*
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Sending a risky text like pic.twitter.com/Wqh7LdPzyX
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DREAMER @AmeerRajah
@Jafar_Aima happy new Avi
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
"Awwww" is girl speak for "Get back in the friend zone"
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I'm not very good when it comes to talking to girls, that's why I scream at them instead
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Don't tell me I look tired unless you're offering to carry me
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I've been outside & sweating so much this summer, I've had to eat twice as many chicken nuggets in order to stay this fat & unhealthy
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
The speed of light is fast but not as fast as girls run to Facebook to post their new engagement rings
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I'm a guy with many needs and right now I need to sleep
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Went for dinner and asked for a table for 1 and the guy was not surprised at all. He was like, ya sounds about right
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I have this problem :( pic.twitter.com/iCun28g4sD
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
*interrupts your baby's first words*
"IF A PANDA WEARS A HANDKERCHIEF IT'S CALLED A PANDANA."
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once and awhile, it could hit you & you'll die so just stay inside where it's safe
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Curved TVs are just a step closer to your TV being able to hug you
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Sometimes I think my life is just like a movie, I was too busy eating popcorn to notice what was going on
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
"You should date people your own age" -- person who dated college students in high school
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
My name is Jafar but my friends call me only if they need something
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Ugh, I have an amazing old picture to post but it's not Thursday
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Seriously, it's getting so bad even the women in my fantasies just want to be friends
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
What doesn't kill you slowly makes you weaker until you die
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
The reason you have to follow your dreams is because even your dreams are trying to get away from you
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Yelling at hotel staff is probably not going to get you a room but it will reserve a nice space for you in hell
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Every single choice you have ever made in your life has brought you to this exact moment, reading this exact sentence
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Animals are better than people because they can't talk
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I asked my grandmother how she made it to 90 years old and she said, "By not having any fun."
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
If a stranger came up and said, “My planet needs you for a secret mission,” a part of me would be like “I have been waiting for this day.”
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Give people enough time and they can pretty much ruin anything
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
The guy next to me on the plane got out of his seat & sat a row over for no apparent reason
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
*gets down on knee*
"Wil you-
*gets down on other knee*
do me the honor-
*gets down on third knee*
of calling 911. I think I'm mutating."
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Imagine being the sort of person who knows what every button on a TV remote does
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
And then God said, "Let the women have feelings. A lot of feelings. Like, all of the feelings."
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
[at a restaurant] Guess it's my lucky day, some idiot just left ten dollars on a table
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
kanye always wants to look at himsef in the mirror but evrey time he does, he screams "NO!! THERE CANT BE TWO KANYES" then breaks the mirror
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Drive a motorcycle for the first time today and it's soooo much fun
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
*continues telling story that you've clearly indicated you've heard before*
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I know you’re sad we can’t afford a PS4 or an Xbox, but you’ll be amazed what you can do with this calculator. Here, turn it upside down
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Am I...are we... is this a date? *elevator opens & she leaves*
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I'm not shit at gardening.

My plants are just shit at being plants.
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Cold and dark outside.... just like my heart
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
"Let's think about every single thing you've ever done wrong" - my brain at 2am
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Even if we're still talking, I'll apply hand sanitizer the second we're done shaking hands.
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
These kids are smoking weed and I'm wearing a batman's t-shirt, should I say something?
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
*'Eye of the Tiger' plays as I struggle to do my third push up*
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
It only took 12 years and a few million dollars in funding but I finally taught this cow to moonwalk
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Remember kids, those light up sneakers won't seem so cool when wolves are chasing you through the woods at night
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Sometimes I pretend I’m a SEAL to pick up girls but no matter how many live fish I catch in my mouth at Sea World they never seem to buy it
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I'm not shit at gardening.

My plants are just shit at being plants
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I'm not perfect, but I'm loyal
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Assassins are impressive. Its not the killing part that impresses me; its that they figured out a way to fit "ass" into the same word twice
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
A good alternative to sleeping is just staring at the ceiling and thinking about all the bad things that could ever possibly happen to you
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I don’t want a hot tub, I’d prefer a mildly attractive tub with a great sense of humor and a stable career
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Pretty sure airport food was priced by children just learning about numbers.
"Ok, how much should this apple cost?" SIXTY TWO DOLLARS!
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
“Can you turn down the radio? I have a phone call that’s going to last the entire car ride.” - The worst people alive
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
@Sanee_bbr go and sleep
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
The next time I exercise, I'm doing it in the hospital parking lot for convenience
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
At this point, I'm just going to go ahead and put "able to like someone's Instagram photo within seconds of posting" on my resume.
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
just ran into an old high school friend. told her I was working on my masters but really I'm stealing credit cards & drinking expired milk
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Imagine a centaur but instead of him being half horse, he's half my friend
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
LOVE ME!!! — Okay but don't be a guy ask.fm/a/b23koe56
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Sometimes when I see a sad old man in public I like to pretend it's because his twerking video only got 7 views
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
@Sanee_bbr happy birthday dude
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I grew up in the kind of place where someone was always yelling at a dog to shut up
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Self esteem so low, you crop yourself out of your selfie
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Girl, I'm so sorry your dad died but did you hear they're remaking Final Fantasy VII
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I would enjoy the outdoors a lot more if there weren't so many people there
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I want to live in a world where instead of bullets, guns shoot out pizza slices. What a safer and tastier world it would be
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
"No, thanks. I'm a vegetarian." is a fun thing to say when someone hands you their baby
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
It's amazing how much time I waste searching for new things I can waste my time on
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
*interrupts you* hey can I just enjoy my lunch
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I feel sorry for people who take everything so damn seriously
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I sometime stay up late thinking about how my life would have turn out if I had picked Pokemon Red instead of Blue
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
My 2 years old sister just said "MINE" as she yanked a toy away from me and I've never been prouder
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
If you lose something, the first thing to do is retrace your steps, just kidding blame everyone else around you
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Fifa 15 pic.twitter.com/joq1AU6O0z
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I just got so bored that I tried updating all of my software
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
All I want is for everyone I went to high school with to be doing worse than me
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
most women like men who lie or claim what they are not
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Carter @SemiCartamatic
Pizza!!
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I wonder what it feels like to not be holding my phone
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Siri, make my life like the peoples' in the ipad commercials
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I'm at the age where people say "It's so important to stay active" when I take up a new hobby
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Ugh
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I'm on Twitter, Instagram & Vine. I wonder what the next big social network for my posts to be ignored on is gonna be
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I can't think of anything worse than a funny, good looking person
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