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Ja'afar AimaSomewhere in CUD2011-08-01
@Jafar_Aima1,187 days
Daydreaming all the time IG;Jafar_aima
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Water companies really shouldn't have to try hard to advertise their product. I mean if you don't buy it, you will literally die
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
*Opens 10 piece chicken mcnuggets box to see there are only 9 mcnuggets*

♫Law & Order sound♫
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Nothing brings greater joy than touching a stranger's shoulder then saying "Tag You're IT, no tag backs"
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
My brother asked what erectile dysfunction is so I told him it's when your anaconda don't want none regardless of the presence of buns
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Stop smiling in pictures. There's nothing to be happy about
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
*early humans discovering sleepiness* noooo!! what is this, im shutting down? dying??? *waking up later* wow, i love that. gonna do it a lot
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Pretty fucking selfish that none of my friends have become famous
13d               
Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
The girl I went for coffee with hasnt text me at all which can only mean she was shrunk by her parents. Why does it happen to the good ones?
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
If you don't have anything nice to say I would probably enjoy spending time with you
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Kanye the type of nigga to hug himself while kissing
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Life has never given me lemons
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Pizza burnt the inside of my mouth and I don't understand why the things I love most keep hurting me
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
If you can't laugh at yourself that's okay because the rest of us can still laugh at you
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
The only time people said, "pass" to me in sports was when they were picking teams
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by how many likes you get on Instagram
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
When you get your license to drive a cab the first thing they teach you is how to suffocate your passengers with dozens of air fresheners
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I'm going to dress up as global warming this year just so I can get away with sweating a lot at any parties
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
My grandfather just asked if he could speak to Siri's husband
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I like losing my phone because then I can just stop being friends with people
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I can't wait until I'm 30 and find someone as desperate for a relationship as me
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Some people give engagement rings but this waitress decided to give me an extra chicken finger in my meal instead
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
When people tell me that they used to have a crush on me that either means I was a really sexy kid or am a really shitty adult
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Always pic.twitter.com/7GJyC0H9fB
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
If you're ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
"@AmeerRajah: "@MentionTo: #MentionTo your friend who has no time for you." @Jafar_Aima" don't make me look like a bad person
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
make your date feel important by asking lots of questions and holding an invisible mic to her mouth for every answer
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
There's a special place in hell for people who suggest friends for you on Facebook
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I will be without a phone for the next hour. This is my nightmare. Please pray for me
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
"You can take the girl out outta the country, but you can't take the country outta the girl" The surgery was unsuccessful. we're sorry
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
iPhone 6 plus: For people who don't mind holding an iPad up to their ear
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
If my apartment was robbed but the TV and laptop weren't stolen, I probably wouldn't even notice
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Every lesson you learn in life you learn immediately after it would have been useful
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
All I want is everything. Is that too much to ask?
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
The upside of the new iPhone being so big is that when you take a mirror selfie it will block your whole face
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
In your face, people who believed in me
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
When I'm bored I eat icecream
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
When people say thank you after leaving a store without buying something, what they really mean is "sorry."
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
My super power is staying inside my apartment for 3 days
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
It's interesting to watch the face of a person who just complimented your clothes when you reply, "Thank you so much, they're stolen"
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I just want to live the sort of life that at my funeral, someone wears a witch hat
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
This silly community, one we call twitter, is honestly full of some of the most amazing people i've ever known
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I want to get the iPhone 6 but I also don't want to go through the process of teaching my phone to autocorrect "murder" to "murda" again
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Do the people in first class get to fly the plane sometimes? What happens up there? Someone just tell me OK
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
The ice bucket challenge made me realize 3 of my friends have been made out of sugar this whole time
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
They said it couldn’t be done but here I am wearing two old baseball gloves as shoes
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
The weirdo who invented ice cream was probably just eating cold cream and knew he could do one better
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Nice try Apple, but that new iPhone still isn’t big enough to completely block the face of whoever is trying to talk to me
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Totally legal to set your neighbor's house on fire if you show him a pic on your Phone and he starts swiping.
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
There is no "we" in "chocolate"
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
My leaked elevator video just shows me picking my nose and wiping it on the Lobby button
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
*Seductively Dips Dinosaur-shaped Chicken Nugget in BBQ Sauce*
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Sending a risky text like pic.twitter.com/Wqh7LdPzyX
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AmEeR @AmeerRajah
@Jafar_Aima happy new Avi
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
"Awwww" is girl speak for "Get back in the friend zone"
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I'm not very good when it comes to talking to girls, that's why I scream at them instead
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Don't tell me I look tired unless you're offering to carry me
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I've been outside & sweating so much this summer, I've had to eat twice as many chicken nuggets in order to stay this fat & unhealthy
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
The speed of light is fast but not as fast as girls run to Facebook to post their new engagement rings
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I'm a guy with many needs and right now I need to sleep
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Went for dinner and asked for a table for 1 and the guy was not surprised at all. He was like, ya sounds about right
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I have this problem :( pic.twitter.com/iCun28g4sD
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
*interrupts your baby's first words*
"IF A PANDA WEARS A HANDKERCHIEF IT'S CALLED A PANDANA."
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once and awhile, it could hit you & you'll die so just stay inside where it's safe
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Curved TVs are just a step closer to your TV being able to hug you
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Sometimes I think my life is just like a movie, I was too busy eating popcorn to notice what was going on
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
"You should date people your own age" -- person who dated college students in high school
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
My name is Jafar but my friends call me only if they need something
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Ugh, I have an amazing old picture to post but it's not Thursday
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Seriously, it's getting so bad even the women in my fantasies just want to be friends
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
What doesn't kill you slowly makes you weaker until you die
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
The reason you have to follow your dreams is because even your dreams are trying to get away from you
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Yelling at hotel staff is probably not going to get you a room but it will reserve a nice space for you in hell
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Every single choice you have ever made in your life has brought you to this exact moment, reading this exact sentence
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Animals are better than people because they can't talk
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I asked my grandmother how she made it to 90 years old and she said, "By not having any fun."
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
If a stranger came up and said, “My planet needs you for a secret mission,” a part of me would be like “I have been waiting for this day.”
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Give people enough time and they can pretty much ruin anything
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
The guy next to me on the plane got out of his seat & sat a row over for no apparent reason
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
*gets down on knee*
"Wil you-
*gets down on other knee*
do me the honor-
*gets down on third knee*
of calling 911. I think I'm mutating."
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Imagine being the sort of person who knows what every button on a TV remote does
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
And then God said, "Let the women have feelings. A lot of feelings. Like, all of the feelings."
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
[at a restaurant] Guess it's my lucky day, some idiot just left ten dollars on a table
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
kanye always wants to look at himsef in the mirror but evrey time he does, he screams "NO!! THERE CANT BE TWO KANYES" then breaks the mirror
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Drive a motorcycle for the first time today and it's soooo much fun
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
*continues telling story that you've clearly indicated you've heard before*
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I know you’re sad we can’t afford a PS4 or an Xbox, but you’ll be amazed what you can do with this calculator. Here, turn it upside down
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Am I...are we... is this a date? *elevator opens & she leaves*
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I'm not shit at gardening.

My plants are just shit at being plants.
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Cold and dark outside.... just like my heart
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
"Let's think about every single thing you've ever done wrong" - my brain at 2am
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Even if we're still talking, I'll apply hand sanitizer the second we're done shaking hands.
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
These kids are smoking weed and I'm wearing a batman's t-shirt, should I say something?
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
*'Eye of the Tiger' plays as I struggle to do my third push up*
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
It only took 12 years and a few million dollars in funding but I finally taught this cow to moonwalk
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Remember kids, those light up sneakers won't seem so cool when wolves are chasing you through the woods at night
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Sometimes I pretend I’m a SEAL to pick up girls but no matter how many live fish I catch in my mouth at Sea World they never seem to buy it
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I'm not shit at gardening.

My plants are just shit at being plants
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
I'm not perfect, but I'm loyal
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
Assassins are impressive. Its not the killing part that impresses me; its that they figured out a way to fit "ass" into the same word twice
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Ja'afar Aima @Jafar_Aima
A good alternative to sleeping is just staring at the ceiling and thinking about all the bad things that could ever possibly happen to you
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