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Judy AstleySW London2009-03-04
@Judyastley1,874 days
Novelist and supreme timewaster
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@lacekate By the way, I hope you've told T that effing the penguins is surely not compulsory...
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@lacekate @EmmaLeePotter @jjackson42 Ah right. Still, bet he'd be a lot more capable than Shula's pet lamb boy.
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@lacekate @field_fiona Yay - clever bunny! Congratulations!
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@lacekate @EmmaLeePotter @jjackson42 How come T suffers in infantry and D. Hebden-Lloyd is going straight off to Sandhurst to be officer?
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@TweetingPeter Certainly for Tresco. And it was the only way I'd go there. So handy from Penzance and I don't do boats.
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Anyone else having a #everydaysexism grumble re Sunday Times headline re Prof Margaret Archer described as "Grandmother, 71 etc..."? Please?
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@Janeopot No - apparently we're like SO over the plane. Not so much as ma mention. Probably ever again.
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@TweetingPeter It's wonderful but a bugger to get to now the helicopter has gone.
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@susanhillwriter We are finding it the same in this house.
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@janjonesauthor @jojomoyes Me too Jan. I can do fox much better now and I'm ancient. All a matter of free time and stockings, probably.
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@jojomoyes Old. Bless. Great film, an absolute keeper.
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@jojomoyes She so is. But at 36 you ARE an utter fox. And many are at 46 and 56 ad 66 too.
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@PamAyres Thank you! And a happy Easter to you too xx
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@TheVintageYear I saw that this morning. She's a professor, ffs. They'd never put similar re a man
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@mark_haddon Bloody typical Mail. And I'd hardly call that 'no questions asked'.
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I know it's a huge secret, but dear people driving on motorways - you are actually allowed to drive on the inside lane.
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Good morning. Off to Cornwall in a min. Only checked in to computer to download crossword but now look. I seem to be on here..
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@fredalightfoot Well quite. But I'll never know if she does as she immediately unfriended me. No loss!
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@susanhillwriter I don't think she quite understands FB. I like it for conversation etc and am very put off by those doing nothing but promo
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@KatieFforde @under_blue_sky I can still not look at a bottle of Southern Comfort without feeling queasy.
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@KatieFforde Me neither. Can do more than half a bottle but after that it all goes too blurry. *by more than half a bottle I mean a bottle.
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Very shouty person on FB said we had to RESPOND to her POSTS or we'd be DROPPED. I said feel free, I hate being yelled at. So farewell then.
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@KatieFforde 12 bottles would be one helluva date, to be honest!
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@lomelindi12 @Dracnoiseperson I'm with you. See also the use of 'going forward'. #thearchers
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@keridavies @Anne_O don't be silly, Keri. It's all real, you know this.
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@LilianHarry @keridavies @Anne_O .. Also the way Tom treats his dad, Tony will probably drop dead on the church steps.
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@LilianHarry @keridavies @Anne_O He'll have to up the sausage sales. I think he isn't remotely interested in the wedding. He has a pig-heart
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@indiaknight Chiz.
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I seem to have a whole charm of goldfinches living in my front hedge. Love them.
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@LilianHarry @keridavies @Anne_O If I were Peggy I'd want my money back. Did she really lend it to spend of wagons, frocks and garlands?
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@LilianHarry @keridavies @Anne_O It all seems mad - borrowing £20 for house deposit and then spending…er.. a good £20K on wedding.
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@indiaknight Did you get your lost stuff back? Hope so.
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@keridavies @LilianHarry @Anne_O And what happened to the spare frock? I didn't see it on eBay..
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@keridavies @LilianHarry @Anne_O I have a feeling Alice has organised an elephant for Tom to ride on. This must all cost a FORTUNE.
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@TheLadyMagazine Dear god no. Let's keep "my country is the best" out of schools. We're all one big world.
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@jo_thomas01 I used to LOVE skating. The one sporty thing I could do. Would prob break every bone now.
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@liz_fenwick @catdownunder Ah - I never do that route. It's longer and I like places to stop and do crossword/have tea etc!
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@catdownunder Well as it's parked itself between me and Cornwall I'll have to!
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TV people, when filming young woman walking down street, you don't HAVE to focus only on bum & legs. #underoffer last night re estate agents
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@liz_fenwick @catdownunder How was traffic ? Am going either this pm or vvv early tomorrow. Stonehenge gets worse in spite of new layout.
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@lacekate @KatieFforde @lizharrisauthor Are they the drops that eventually trickle orange stuff down your face & you haven't realised?
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@Telegraph @eddiemulh But where is the other one, the one where she's all by herself looking sad?
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@RemovableDiscL Oh I know - those adverts etc. Hate sexism, either way it's directed.
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@JoannaCannon @FannyBlake1 @KatieFforde @bordercollies Will definitely keep in mind next time I feel a sneeze coming on!
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@RemovableDiscL Maybe he greets men the same way? Possibly not. She was a top worker - really could do without being patronised like that.
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@elizashworth I was pretty appalled, frankly. I guess he treats the men in more professional way. Worse, she just giggled.
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@RevRichardColes Does it have to be either or?
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@wurdsmyth @janjonesauthor And then in 20 very fast years you wonder what on earth happened! (Not really, it's all great. You'll be fine)
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@Beathhigh Me, I was spam and faggots (no sniggering at the back there). so yes, bring on the rats.
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@JoannaCannon @FannyBlake1 @KatieFforde @bordercollies But surely a sneeze is only a second or two? Otherwise, yes, stay strung up (Pliates)
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Watched estate agency prog on BBC2. Female employee goes in for her 6 week assessment & is greeted by 'hello gorgeous'. Er.? #everydaysexism
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@lawyer_eats @TheVintageYear @corrie_corfield Shall look, thanks. I don't like v. tight either, need to move about. Shoes, btw, Tracey Neuls
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@TheVintageYear @corrie_corfield @lawyer_eats Am keen on mad Europeans - Lilith, European Culture, Pas de Calais. They're all mad & keepers.
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@rowancoleman Oh that's WONDERFUL! What a fabulous thing to do!
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@corrie_corfield @TheVintageYear @lawyer_eats Too much everywhere is so damn short. I'm only 5'2" but most stuff shows KNEES. Just No.
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@indiaknight I'm quite fond of ol' Facebook. Though it is currently full of stupid quizzes such as 'what kind of biscuit are you'.
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@Clairywoowoo The mice are excellent. The rest… *shudder*
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@Clairywoowoo Oh dear god, I wish I hadn't looked. Couldn't she just remember her conquests on her Christmas card list like everyone else?
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@Beathhigh @jennycolgan With each other? Right...
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India Knight @indiaknight
One last try - if you picked up a cab at about 11.45 last night from NW1 and there was a green bag with a strap, please please contact me.
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@naomialderman @indiaknight Cabbie maybe doesn't have it, as would he see it? Next passenger might. Most people kind & hand things in tho.
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@JillMansell @wurdsmyth Doh - that's where I'm going wrong with new book. No WORDS.
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@KatieFforde @FannyBlake1 I'm like that when I sneeze. Have to prepare self..
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@lizharrisauthor @CaraCooper1 I know the feeling *grump*
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@janjonesauthor Thanks - deadline ever nearer and I'd sort of forgotten that Easter is in the way..
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@snapdragonjane @LoreleiKing Definitely flower! Have had 3 flower-cats: Lupin, Agapanthus and currently Veronica (Ronnie)
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.@janjonesauthor Morning everyone. Another fine day. Another 5K words to do..
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@LoreleiKing @snapdragonjane My favourite ever cat was called Lupin. Brilliant name.
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@caroleagent @janjonesauthor Hee hee.. it all looked terribly fake. Great swathes of cosmos and cornflowers, massive crops of this & that.
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@liz_lizanderson @LoreleiKing @VirtualAstro Will go and look. Might as well be out, they're drilling up the Embankment here till midnight
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@caroleagent You didn't miss anything. Was rubbish. Can do better in own back garden. Any fule can grow a radish. Feel v. disappointed.
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After a day of pavement-cutting and atrocious noise, they're now re-laying road etc. Only till midnight -so that's OK. Bloody RACKET! STOP!
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@jessikart Ah yes - good plan! I do like knitting and have much stuff on the go. One day I'll finish something.
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@elsijo I am so disappointed. I should have stuck to Midsomer sodding Murders.
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@jessikart Im calling it the Embankment Community Orchard. But only I know about it so far.. Maybe I need to buy bigger trees!
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@jessikart We had a lovely bit of yarn-storming here in Twickenham a year or so ago. On a lamp-post. Saw the pics.
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@jessikart I'm sneaking it in gradually. It's on council land that no-one much bothers about. Got apples and a plum. A pear tree next.
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@lacekate @janjonesauthor Ah - having a baby. No flowers from Jon when I had Z but I got a fab bouquet from Keith Moon.
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@jessikart You do that? My thing is secret gardening. I am making a sneaky orchard here.
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So who is this jam-queen? #tbac #allotmentchallenge
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@sad19 You're not wrong, petal.
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@jessikart Have you been doing guerrilla knitting again?
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@MummyBarrow Oh god I hadn't noticed that. Is too wrong. Am v. disappointed - I wanted lots of growing stuff and tips and things.
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@janjonesauthor @lacekate Mine used to get it but I can't remember the last time he bought flowers. Must be DECADES ago.
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So they didn't grow all those flowers then? No, thought not. #AllotmentChallenge
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@RachelSJohnson Tell her to RUN.
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@timcolborn Blimey, what's happened?
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@KarynBurnham I know. It's a knack. Had to come inside - got sunburned!
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@FannyBlake1 @KatieFforde At David's age the teeth don't grow back through abstinence and prayer either (quote via Keith Richards!)
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@LesleyCookman @PamAyres I blame that @KatieFforde for the Spider.
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@Judyastley IN the box. Damn phone keys.
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... And a cat that HAS to get on the box. pic.twitter.com/1FEk0RjdYD
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Working in peaceful (not) sunny garden featuring cawing crows, angle grinders, a car alarm & being under the LHR flightpath.
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@LesleyCookman @PamAyres I only use mine for playing Spider Solitaire on. (Now pretend you didn't hear that - it's addictive)
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@oliverthring Lunch or later? For lunch there's a sweet little wine bar (very old-skool) down road opp station. Lovely Irish serving lady.
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@FannyBlake1 @KatieFforde I've decided never to run for a bus after my v. old friend David fell over while going for one and breaking TEETH!
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@jessikart I realised when I looked back at thread! Still can't get that link thing to work though - can you DM again?
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@naomialderman Blimey. Me, I dreamed about kittens with turquoise fur. Now of course I want one.
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@jessikart - ah, is OK, realised what it was about but can't work the address - is something missing?
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@lacekate Morning Catherine! Another fine bright blue one here.
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