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Judy AstleySW London2009-03-04
@Judyastley2,061 days
Novelist and supreme timewaster
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
A sad day - Jack Bruce has gone to that White Room in the sky. If I had black curtains, I'd be closing them. RIP: a great musician.
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@berylkingston @JillMansell Oh I've done that too. SO frustrating.
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@GillianGreenEd I did wonder as a) we're already friends and b) no photo.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@ShirleyTennant They're here all night! And tomorrow - but parents will be back later. They're being lovely!
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Slightly alarmed that Boden are trying to sell me the 'last jacket you'll ever need to buy'. Do they know something?
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A day with small girls while their parents are at a wedding. I will not open the gin.
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@saintlywriter @JoannaCannon Ha! I'm writing one like that right now. Not sure I'll ever finish it though. It's a bit memoir/personal.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@suemoorcroft That's so EXACTLY how it is, Sue - brilliant!
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@bookreviewbyrea @carolematthews @jennycolgan @AliMcNamara @chrissiemanby @HilaryBoyd Thank you - what a lovely start to the day!
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@janjonesauthor Night Jan. Noisy here - Diwali is great but why wait till nearly midnight to start doing fireworks right HERE? Cat scared.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
You 3 guys on Twickenham riverside with huge spliffs, please point your fat fireworks over the river, not at the cars. Thank you.
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Downliners Sect at the Eel Pie. Nothing startlingly brilliant (band even older than me) but a good night out with lovely people. Night all.
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@Andrew_Culture I think it's allowed if you're not local..
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@PollySamson Beautiful pic. Husband worked there from 74-78. I loved the place.
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@Andrew_Culture People have sex in IPSWICH?
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@JonnyGeller That's actually pretty damn poignant, isn't it?
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Seem to be a lot of book launches on tonight. But no-one invited me so I'm off up the Eel Pie club to see a band. (Better than eating worms)
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@TfLTrafficNews Yes - the new road layout is really working well…. I hope no-one was hurt.
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@Andrew_Culture Well there is that... It'll do for me.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@Andrew_Culture It is a pain for everyone when I had things in at 5 pm on deadline day. I MUST try to be more organised.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Lots of great books out today. Favourite so far is In Your Prime by @indiaknight . All top stuff in there. Great present for over 40s mates.
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@KatieFforde Ooh where? What?
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.@JillMansell Ha - just said something v. similar. Sounds so tragically grovelling. Now think they all have to say it 1,000 actual times.
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Oh god, all of you, stop saying LORD SUGAR all the time! It just makes you look desperate. #apprentice
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You know, who'd want to please Lord Sugar? Don't grovel, kids. He's a prat. You can do better (though some of you not). #apprentice
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@RevRichardColes It's horrendous. I was thinking I might say something 'clever' but you know, horrendous just about covers it. Depressing.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@gillalexander I think I'll just go to bed. Ooh and he just did a hanging participle. I now feel totally superior and mega-successful. Yes
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Is it just me or is Alan Sugar actually a rude thick git?
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@indiaknight You are so right re fatter.Older/skinny looks weird. And I have never been rounder or happier.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Oh Canada. Sad. Thinking of lovely friends over there.
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Phew. Short story written and filed. I do wish I wasn't so last-minute but I really like writing when I have to do it FAST and intensely.
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@salihughes @bbc5live I hope you tell them she doesn't owe the world a face we are all supposed to approve of. She just looks normally older
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@samaryd I know. They are lacking an essential chromosome or something.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@samaryd I know someone the same. Breath is vile. Walking away is best in so many ways. #chips
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@Andrew_Culture I wish I still had the full set of Beatles fan club free Christmas flexi discs. Must ask my bro if he nicked them...
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@cuff52 I think it came out a bit wrong!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Can we cut out the Rene Zellthingy bitch-festing? It's not sisterly and it's not feminist. You should all be ashamed. Grow up.
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@FandFclothing Why would I want something that's torn? For goodness sake.
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@LDiamondAuthor @CathyBramley Excellent! It's such a lovely feeling!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Big thanks to lovely Glen and Dan from Dyno-Rod. I can now use the washing machine again and have a bath. (You'll be glad to know..)
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@carolematthews @ManpreetGrewal7 I prefer the honest simplicity of the septic tank in Cornwall. Here in London it's proper drain mank.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@marymayf Own fault for extending over the manhole cover. But it's only 2nd time in 8 years since new kitchen so cross fingers...
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@carolematthews @ManpreetGrewal7 Well at least you're not trying to write while listening out for arrival of Dyno-Rod. Oh drain-joy.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@marymayf Thanks - bit nervy as access to main drain is via inside the larder. Hope this doesn't get messy...
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Dyno-Rod are on their way. This is not going to be fun.
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@HamishMThompson Ha - the idea that people get paid. Bless.
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@CathyReadsBooks Oh I so hope I remember this. What a brilliant saying.
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@claremackint0sh But… but… WHY?
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@twickerati @CabbagePatchPub Sounds good.. will try to make it.
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@lacekate @jessikart Think it was for the best. I now resolve to be orderly and competent re freezer usage. (Yeah right..)
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@lacekate @jessikart Messy and a huge waste. There was a good pie in there. But also too much random stuff dating from heaven-knows-when.
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So if you accidentally lean the cat food bag against the plugs at the back of the worktop, the freezer gets switched off & everything melts
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@janjonesauthor Morning Jan, Morning @berylkingston
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@nicolaauckland No vacuum packing happens here. Am too lazy. Phew.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@cuff52 Bang to rights. I do have a 'hospital nightie', in case! Long way to go till I'm 95 though. But not as long a way as I'd like.
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@lucyfishwife @samaryd I guess so. Good enough for me anyway. Why wouldn't they? Same clean water/detergent whooshes through.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@samaryd @lucyfishwife NEVER put knives handle-down. A child died falling on dishwasher with knives-up. I know it was a one-off but still..
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@GirlsLoveToRead As a PS, daughter who knows this stuff says we're likely to get a hurricane. (probably as punishment for enjoying sun)
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@GirlsLoveToRead Beautiful here in sunny Twickenham - temperature about 19 all day and dry too. Not that I'm gloating or anything!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@_megster This is where you really want a LOVE thing to click on.
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@cuff52 Oh lord, really? What's next? Aaagh.
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@BettyOrmeSmith @KatieFforde @lacekate I'd like to know too! Is all OK, Betty?
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Ikea velvet curtains customised, stitched & lined and up. Am now one of those awful women who have both summer and winter curtains.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
How old is Phoebe? Was sure she is only 14. How come she is at "college" & allowed to skive off so easily? #thearchers
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@TracyShephard Delivery of item would cost more than item. We went - was fun, if crowded.
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@MadameNottm @Dracnoiseperson Ha haha! Excellent exchange there!
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So apparently I have a choice: lend daughter my shiny new car or drive her to Ikea myself. Rock/hard place.
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@Damian_Barr It's truly hideous (can change that though) but utterly perfect. Not sure about shared bathroom though.. Hmm.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@DiNewnham Thanks and sympathy re the NZ thing. Too far!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Oh - that back projection of the Travelling Wilburys - love it. #BBC4
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@suellewellyn @TheGNShow All women? Let me think.... no, not putting folding money on that.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Hmmm... never my band, ELO. #BBC4
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Waiting up for daughter arriving from Cornwall on replacement train after first one was declared 'unsafe' at Truro. Going to be a late one.
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Carole Matthews @carolematthews
@chrissiemanby @gfordbookfest @Judyastley @suemoorcroft This is better! C : ) xx #smileyauthors pic.twitter.com/7m6HuuttRy
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Though I think my favourite shop to be locked in would have to be Liberty.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@DWill_ @bookreviewbyrea Oh come on, it could have been worse. You could have been in a Cath Kidston store. All those patterns..
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I'd be v. happy to be locked in @Waterstones so long as had code for the loo and access to staff tea supply. Might move in, actually.
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@janjonesauthor Morning Jan. Gloriously sunny here in TW1. Blue sky. Hope you get it as well soon.
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@MadameNottm @indiaknight Who is borrowing from me? I'll buy you one, Mish, but am not lending. Tis a keeper.,
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Lauren O'Neal @laureneoneal
Why doesn't anyone invite copyeditors to parties when we're such cool people out with whom to hang?
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Mandy James @akjames61
Fab! RT @gfordbookfest: Fun panel event. from Left to right @chrissiemanby @Judyastley @suemoorcroft @carolematthews bit.ly/1w97wYW
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Really fab morning at Guildford Lit Fest. Lovely people and a fun time. Thanks @adeleparks for the invitation. xx
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@gfordbookfest @carolematthews @chrissiemanby @suemoorcroft Thank you for having us! Really enjoyed it - lovely warm and friendly audience!
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@jessikart Sounds fair. Apart from knickers. They're on their own - they don't tell, they don't share. It's a rule.
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@BellaBosworth @TransworldBooks Right... so which is the season NOT to be stuffing face with delectable biscuits? See? Thought not.
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The Apprentice makes me despair for The Young. Jesus. And you've all been to university and stuff? Really?
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@jessikart You may have your hanky back now but don't put it in the wash by ITSELF. Without other HANKIES to comfort it.
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Jamie @jtlovell1979
Presumably a Lord Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing and instead reveal yourself to be a cock.
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@TransworldBooks @BellaBosworth Looks OK to me..!
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@bookreviewbyrea @GeorginaTroy So glad. It really does cheer up a writer's day to hear that kind of comment!
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@jessikart Brown? BROWN? Ah well, you should have said. I now withdraw my sock-grief.
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@jessikart Poor sock. Am slightly crying for sock. Poor dead, lonely, abandoned sock. Sad, lost, heartbroken sock.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Back from Ikea. Survived. Need drink.
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Matt Dunn @mattdunnwrites
My 2nd novel, the award-losing The Ex-Boyfriend's Handbook, is on offer at only 99p! amazon.co.uk/The-Ex-Boyfrie… Any RTs appreciated!
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Will Black @WillBlackWriter
Just visited by the ghost of my granddad, who worked for 50 years with epilepsy. He asked me to pass on a message to Lord Freud: "C*NT"
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@bookreviewbyrea Also - if you're having insomnia problems, sympathy to you!
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@bookreviewbyrea Gosh - thanks! I must put the proper cover up on here too… *Faffs about hopelessly with camera…*
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@Andrew_Culture Thank you. Trouble is, it's quite fun to play with it a bit. Been wobbly for a good 2 years so it's taking its time.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@julie_cohen @carolematthews Have a fab time and love and congrats to you Carole xx
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Lots of us in this - a top read of fun stories RT Truly, Madly, Deeply is today's #kindle #dailydeal! amzn.to/1z6Karw via @RNAtweets
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