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Judy AstleySW London2009-03-04
@Judyastley2,023 days
Novelist and supreme timewaster
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@PollySamson Have you read This Boy? Brilliant. Reminded me how young we all started working. Everyone had at least a Saturday job from 15
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@mofgimmers That's trouble with this whole separatist idea - it's stirred up new stupid hate. We can do without more of that in the world.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@danblythewriter @susanhillwriter What if they're wrong? Do they make you all go back and pay? (No I know they can't, but seems crazy)
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@susanhillwriter Did you cop a good win? Hope so.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@Eunis_Jassemi @JosaYoung He could do with some punctuation and capitals here.
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To bed. A great long lunch with fabulous old mate at the Grand Hotel in Brighton and that's me sorted and done. Goodnight.
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Guildford Book Fest @gfordbookfest
Join @suemoorcroft @chrissiemanby @Judyastley @carolemattews 4 coffee, cake & book chat @RBEhotels bit.ly/W37e87 #TrulyMadlyDeeply
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@TheVintageYear Oh I do so love a good black-and-white cat
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@susanhillwriter Really? But no-one's voted yet, surely. Unless the postal ones outnumbered the on-the-day ones?
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Loving #Cilla. They actually get it, for once. Brilliant.
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@TheVintageYear Tee hee!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@Fab_after_Fifty I've just ordered one of those £40 Isabi dresses, thanks to your recommendation.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@TheVintageYear I know! Wonderful!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@disenchantedsl I shared them between two charity shops. Also, shoes, books and tons more. Feel quite purged!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@Fab_after_Fifty Gosh, that's a miracle.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@VictoriaPeckham Oh dear lord - how depressing.
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@Fab_after_Fifty Ah - yes, that'll be it.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@Fab_after_Fifty It's funny, my 60 yr old friend Ro says she always used to be the same age as Jerry Hall. Maybe the famous age more slowly.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@GillianGreenEd The look All Wrong but they taste lush!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@liz_fenwick Well the space will need to be filled...!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@liz_fenwick Ah now that I understand! I'm clearing out old clothes rather than starting a new book.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Why have we got so many old coats? Will the charity shop want them all or just one or two?
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@jennyhaddon @nicolamorgan @megrosoff I like it once it's done. Love a tidy pile of ironed pillow cases and tea towels.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Should there be *that* much smoky/steam coming off that big Qatar plane just out of LHR? Small prayer going up.
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@liz_fenwick Well done - accounts are the biggest Thing To Put Off.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@nicolamorgan @megrosoff Amazed by writers who say they've done 7 hours on the book. Well done them, I think as I skulk off to do crossword.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
LHR - thanks for all the planes taking off this way today (esp those big A380 emirates buggers. The NOISE) but that's enough now. Really.
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@jo_thomas01 @RomanceFest Well-deserved Jo!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Junior regatta going on outside my house. Is brilliant to see da yoof loving their rowing.
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Twickenham Alive @TwickenhamAlive
Charlie Shore Regatta rowing races for 11 to 16 yr olds all day in front of @barmyarmstw1 pic.twitter.com/Bguy7KsuGg
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@HarrietEvans There was doubt she WOULD? I think not. Keep the faith. xx
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Jenny Haddon @jennyhaddon
With pleasure RT @MYSADCAT: Live in the UK? Help a Sad Cat get to No 1 in non-fiction chart? amazon.co.uk/Under-Paw-Conf… pic.twitter.com/vfN2rlGEim
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@McCarthySusanne @liz_fenwick @KatieFforde @TracyBBloom @happymrsh @FionaHarper_ @RomanceFest Petrified? Should consider himself damn lucky!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@WellmanWellman I didn't say it as a comparison, merely as a suggestion that taking care of yourself is a reasonable & sensible thing to do.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@WellmanWellman @PamAyres That's absurd? In what way?
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@WellmanWellman @PamAyres No it 's not victim blaming. Being responsible for self is surely as safe as not leaving the gas on, frankly.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@PamAyres It's a matter of personal safety. Many might not agree but I do. On other hand, educate men not to do harm too.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@SmartBitches They all do it poss in hope of prize-winning longest ever EVER poo. Maybe litter is too high so they go over the edge?
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@TheVintageYear @V_and_A_Shop I am not quite the size I was in those days. Can't think how that happened. Babies? Pies?
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Anyone else watching the Les Paul 90th birthday thing on Sky arts 1? Loving it.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@TheVintageYear @V_and_A_Shop I've an Ossie Clark/Celia Birtwell blouse but I'd barely get half a wrist in it these days. Was/is gorgeous.
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twickenham tweets @twickerati
Gloriana Plan Dropped. El Brute will not proceed with plan for boathouse in Twickenham. NEW: wp.me/pVBg2-2Z7
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@BerniKennedy Always better off than on and there's always next week. You look completely fab though - don't get too thin!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@TheVintageYear @V_and_A_Shop My mum sent all mine to the scouts' jumble sale. Was furious. I have one Bus Stop dress left.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@BerniKennedy Think I scuppered it with a glass of wine last night, kidding myself I'd 'counted it in'. But I'd had a nasty email, my excuse
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@grieve51166 Thank you! In my head I'm still pretty young. I'm certainly almost as daft as I was in my yoof!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@liz_lizanderson @TheVintageYear @V_and_A_Shop *Biba. Honestly, this keyboard..
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@TheVintageYear @V_and_A_Shop Oh how fabulous! And how I wish I'd kept all my boba clothes. I only wore those and Bus Stop for ages.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@carolematthews No willy? Chiz.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@IMcMillan True, though he's been slumped in a corner for a bit of a doze down here in SW London today. Think he'll be getting his coat soon
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@BerniKennedy I'm doing that 5:2 thing. Can only cope with 2 days a week of food-flap but if it fails I'll have to rethink. Good luck!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Thanks for advice re driving licence. Might get a round tuit one day soon.
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@Laylaastley Oh lordy, get a new one otherwise your insurance isn't valid!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@grieve51166 I use my Freedom Pass for photo ID. That's how we old folk roll..
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
I still only have a paper driving licence. Are we all supposed to have photo ones now? Is it law?
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@sophie_gadd @Sally_H82 Menswear terrible now - so skimped, they look like they've all grown out of their clothes.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@Sally_H82 @jessikart Ha! *immediately shortens skirt, lowers neckline.*
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@julie_cohen I'm not even going to look. Can't stand U2.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@suzanne_moore Oh dear Lord. Hope he's only a one-off. I'll be wanting a refund otherwise.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@JillMansell My greenhouse would help. It's a spider-phobic's nightmare but they're all rather sweet. Not keen on web in my hair tho.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@cbs_kincardine Whose opening sentence? Theirs or mine?
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@MrsAmandaProwse @AbbeyLouise20 @carolematthews @jennycolgan @LindseyKelk @trishaashley You're quite late. I started my sprouts a week ago.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@Andrew_Culture You're right. A Ford Fiesta. Black.
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MissBookworm Reviews @AbbeyLouise20
Xmas 2014 Reads: @carolematthews @jennycolgan @MrsAmandaProwse @Judyastley @LindseyKelk @trishaashley ❄⛄🎅😊 pic.twitter.com/ryz1xhmRKA
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@AbbeyLouise20 @carolematthews @jennycolgan @MrsAmandaProwse @LindseyKelk @trishaashley Godness - what a lot of us & don't they look pretty!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Christ on a bike what is a graze box? Who's gong to pay a bomb for a few nuts and some satsuma and bits of apple?
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@gillalexander *Stands next to you with matching gun*
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@janjonesauthor Sounds horrible. Are you going to RNA thing on Thursday? Hope so
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@janjonesauthor Coo er - what have you had done? Are you OK?
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M S Upholstery @mick_sheridan
Here's some new guerrilla upholstery for your Tuesday morning msupholstery.blogspot.co.uk/2014/09/bus-st… pic.twitter.com/IM0CWsq9gf
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@mick_sheridan That's beautiful!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@LeonRemphry @yrotitna @ShirleyBurnham @mygibbo @VftL_UK @SpeakUp4Libs And that's the point about libraries surely? Everyone is welcome.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
My greenhouse is an arachnophobe's nightmare. Planting seeds. clearing up etc and I keep getting webs all over my hair. Sticky.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@innocentdrinks @jennyhaddon I keep listening in hope that Lizzie will follow Nigel off the roof. She just needs her bro to give her a push
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@lacekate @LesleyCookman I think people have forgotten about phone books. Our local one is now like a pamphlet.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@disenchantedsl Don't think Richmond will collect. I quite like taking the garden rubbish - feels sort-of cleansing! Now to plant more stuff
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@MichaelButlin I'll nip round and borrow it next time and save the pristine state of my Polo!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@disenchantedsl I wouldn't mind but the car is exactly one week old today. Feel it will be forever sullied now. Draping drop-clothes over it
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Carole Matthews @carolematthews
I'm going to be here for coffee morning with @chrissiemanby @suemoorcroft & @Judyastley. Coming for a chat? C : ) xx guildfordbookfestival.co.uk/index.php?page…
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To the tip this morning with a car load of garden rubbish. How many snails and slugs will find their way to make a new home under the seats.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@LouiseVoss1 I think I'd have slept better if I hadn't made up for lack of wine with surfeit of tea! Was odd re the not-hungry thing though.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@sam_smith73 Oh. That's encouraging. Not the 5:2 though? Maybe you're building muscle but losing fat? Muscle's heavier. Bet you're sleeker!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@stokenewington You should know better than to walk on a footpath. Shocking behaviour. My new pet gripe is kids on scooters in SHOPS!
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@stokenewington I always wonder if it applies to motor bikes. Are they actually allowed to do twice the speed as rest of us?
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
So - after day one on the 5:2 diet (& miracle, NO WINE) I assumed I'd wake up starving. Seems not.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@oliverthring Haven't we all, sweetie.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@_megster Home now and feeling hungry and a bit grumpy. Tea and early bed I think. Bacon tomorrow..
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Just had 5:2 diet day. Thought it was OKl but now I'm dying for wine. Luckily I have an airport run to do so will resist. Tough tho, innit?
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@MadameNottm OOOh - I like that!
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ron johns @Ronnniejohns
@JoelleDinnage: Giant hippopotamus floats down river thames #London pic.twitter.com/2KwPoY7hG5”. Tall ships eat your heart out ...
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Muriel B @QuiltingMuriel
I made it to 96 without bottled water, quinoa, a gun, suing anybody, kale, yoga or a GPS. You'd be surprised what you don't need.
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@mofgimmers Ah. Didn't look that closely. No doubt they'll hide behind that so convenient word "ironic"
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@LiamLivings Thanks Liam! Honestly though, it drives me nuts. Sadly, so many things do these days. Could be age, could be stroppiness.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@jennyhaddon @catdownunder Oh yes - I love that! I also wonder if they realised how still current their gas man song would still be...
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@thei100 @mofgimmers Maybe it's actually quite feminist - having a pop at all those stupid things women are always told they should fix?
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@catdownunder Wonderful writers. Who else would say "hippopotami"? bliss!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
What's with all these orphaned adjectives? Find your happy. Eat beautiful. Love your crazy. FFS.
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@jennyhaddon @innocentdrinks Isn't that the new plan for Brookfield farm in Ambridge, once the new road goes through the village?
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Ah! Flanders & Swan on Sounds of the Sixties! Everybody now, "Mud, mud, glorious mud.." Happy happy Saturday.
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@maryhooper6 @pinkladyapril Was the first of yours that I read, Mary. Think it was while you were teaching that class at Richmond!
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