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Judy AstleySW London2009-03-04
@Judyastley2,007 days
Novelist and supreme timewaster
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Good morning Twitter. Time for real life and work. Feeling first-day-of termish even though I left school decades ago. Long drive first..
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@WildeV @PWGolfer @Laurajanekemp 'Reading too much into it'? And you wonder why we feel patronised by being defined by our family status?
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@WildeV @Laurajanekemp There was a recent headline re grandmother, 66 - turned out she was going to be leader of house of Lords or something
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@Lucyvfreeman Is like old, "Mummy where did I come from?" & after 30 mins of sex ed, child says, no I meant am I from Carlisle like Lucy?
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Laura Kemp @Laurajanekemp
I would like to see parental status attached to every man ever to appear in a headline. pic.twitter.com/VLbp1hFjec
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Ealing MPS @EalingMPS
We are actively pursuing all lines of enquiry to locate Alice Gross, from Hanwell. Any information please call 101 pic.twitter.com/9kxpGlbg03
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@WaterstonesTRU Was fun! Good to meet you too. xx
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@timcolborn Morning! Hoping for fine day for grand-daughter's 3rd birthday party. It's in a field.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@MarkGSparrow No. None. No doubt the poor child will be made a ward of court and have to spend his last days in some dire hospital.
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@JonnyGeller @brianwhelanhack Round the corner from me we've got Wake and Paine undertakers.
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@AnnetteRubery @jessikart @GuardianCook Oh dear. If only she'd had an electric oven..
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@K8JohnsonAuthor Years of inside info, Kate. But it does make me wonder what they're doing. It's a bit of a 'You Had One Job' thing!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@janjonesauthor I was just wondering. *whistles innocently*
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Don't you just love it when they do a close-up of a guitarist's fingers but it's the other one playing the actual bit.
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Anyone know who the cute bass player is with Blondie is on the Glsastonbury BBC4 thing ?
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I have buns in my oven. Oh don't be ridiculous - ACTUAL buns.
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In fact, @WaterstonesTRU, I was not only buying books but grumbling that you don't seem to stock mine. I'm only up t'road too @alisonbarrow
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Early night. Off to bed with @ninastibbe. Also the cat.
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@TweetingPeter @ninastibbe @alisonbarrow Bought Man at the Helm in Truro today - they've got a big display of them at @WaterstonesTRU
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@rowancoleman @julie_cohen Oh how completely lovely! Gone a bit sniffly here. xx
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@timcolborn @TessHenderson1 Certainly not, Tim! As you know, I am only 25.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@timcolborn @TessHenderson1 I know - and Tim, how do you think I felt while writing in in March?
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Tess Henderson @TessHenderson1
Oo feeling crazyily Christmassy wrapping copies of this seasonal gem - It Must Have Been the Mistletoe by @Judyastley pic.twitter.com/76u0xk7hpC
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.@TessHenderson1 oh wow! They look gorgeous! And I say this as one who usually bans the X word till after November 5th.
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@marksandspencer Sweet child. What's with the watching television in the morning though? Who has TIME?
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Well the cat could have chosen all of wood-floored downstairs to barf on. But no - it HAD to be the bedroom carpet. Bloody cats.
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@rowancoleman Just trailed your timeline and found the R&J thing! HUGE Congratulations! So massively well deserved!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
There's a loose shrew in this house. Damn cat.
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@LeonRemphry @liz_fenwick @emily_barr @PNovelistGale @akjames61 @BabetteCole @lizkesslerbooks @richardm56 Finnegan & Madeley might well.
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@liz_fenwick @PNovelistGale @akjames61 @LeonRemphry @emily_barr @BabetteCole @richardm56 @LizKessler Also @RuthSaberton and @akjames61
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Come to this in Guildford if you can! guildfordbookfestival.co.uk/index.php?page…
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@liz_fenwick I did have lunch at Trelowarren, with Zelda and children. But it's grim, grim weather.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@liz_fenwick Well it's that kind of a day here isn't it.. ? Am about to have about my 12th mug of tea.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
.@CornwallLifeMag 2 whole pages and fab lay-out, thanks so much!
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Lady in village shop said, 'I see you're in Cornwall Life'. I smiled, pleased she'd seen it. 'Talking about your septic tank.' she said. Oh.
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@LeonRemphry Very happy to sign a joint one - where is it?
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@indiaknight Ah - you're back with us!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@thetimes2 @RachelSJohnson That piece takes the cheap biscuit for utter snobbery!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@jennashworth Come to the Lizard - it goes even further south!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@BenHatch What a fabulous floor!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@felicityblunt @MsTamarCohen *whispers to Tamar*: never tell them it only took 4 months. They'll think you can do it in 3 next time!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@JaneWenhamJones @RuthSaberton @janjonesauthor Tee hee...!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@franelessac That's true. But it does also mean you have to come back..
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@KatieFforde Oh ye gods. Is wedding this weekend? It'll be fine. It will. All of it.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@LiamLivings Just read it. Wonderful. You are a good soul, Liam
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@franelessac You FORGOT? Nooooo!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@PhilipCJames Oh are they on knitting again? It's amazing what some people can make..
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@oliverthring @rhodri Two WEEKS? How sneaky of it!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
I'm a bit confused politically, but has Scotland basically gone down the garden to eat worms? It can come back in now for tea, if it likes.
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@hilaryjfb @FictionWitch Funny, I've noticed that. Gosh. Imagine.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@RuthSaberton Have you got @JaneWenhamJones book on 100 Ways to Fight the Flab etc? Is brilliant. She is top woman on writers' bum.
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@paperspaints Oh fab - shall look forward to it!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@paperspaints Thanks for that link - loved it, esp the explanations re various blacks. I've often wondered about their names.
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@PNovelistGale Gorgeous - must get some. Do they mind a bit of dryness, earth-wise?
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@NelliePomPoms Have you still got rain? We're all sunny. Tad breezy though.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@paperspaints She was well ahead, trend-wise. Everyone other house in W10 etc has got grey now! Love the mix of old/new/cheap/not-cheap.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
You see, that's what happens when you go to M&S for Warm Weather kit. The sun comes out. No need to thank me, Cornwall, my pleasure.
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@lacekate The far sari-west. Got to stay another week as collecting new car next Monday. J's gone back though.
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@victoriark Trouble is, I think everyone else will have same idea. Thinking there'll be car park queues backed up all along Morlaix Ave.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@liz_fenwick @Edgybooks Got a good day for it.. !
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@srkitchengarden I don't think so, sweetie, much as I'd love to - have you SEEN the weather?
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Think I might go to the Truro M&S. On shopping list: tights, socks, random keep-warm kit.
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@lacekate Morning Catherine!
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@KatieFforde Ah - the MIL. The joy. Good luck!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@kirsten100 All those, yes! (Have had a go at crossword already)
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Good morning people. 6.30 am and still dark. Winter cometh. But so does tea so all is well.
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@Laylaastley Something a tad tighter, perhaps? Or an Inner Pant?
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@FannyBlake1 Not boxset - don't possess any. Nor a machine to play them on, I think. But I have knitting and radio 4.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
That late Sunday afternoon feeling when the lovely lunch guests have all gone and there's only football on TV. Gloom!
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@TheVintageYear I think Roy's hoping for a happy ending too.. *gets coat..* #thearchers
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@TheVintageYear She will, but possibly in a box. #thearchers
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@KatieFforde Shall write. But mostly all is OK-ish
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@KatieFforde Oh dear - all sounds a bit tricky.
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Rev Daniel @RevDaniel
And lo, Jesus did sendeth in his donation. pic.twitter.com/S1gzDiDJwY
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Sure sign of autumn chill - the cat snuck into bed with me last night.
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@catdownunder @janjonesauthor I don't know people. I just know people who know people. And they're all lovely people so all is well.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Lovely evening with family and others. Autumn in the air so I'm putting in a request to the weather gods for a bit more proper summer.
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@janjonesauthor @catdownunder .. And some other people too, including a Penguin publisher.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
.@catdownunder Morning Cat - I have been watching fireworks in Cornwall with the director of the Tate gallery.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@marksandspencer I went searching around area & found them at this country estate's reception area. A call to me would have been helpful.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@marksandspencer Seems my boots have been delivered - but not to me. And signed for - but not by me.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@susanhillwriter Express delivery was £8.95. I might as well have sent an owl to collect.
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@is_cam_24 @marksandspencer Oh they'll turn up.. I was hoping for them today and stayed in specially.
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@susieblues Have bacon, sweetie. It's good for you.
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@susanhillwriter @DiNewnham @LesleyCookman It's meant to be about 60-somethings but they all seem a good 20 years older. All beige, dull.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@susanhillwriter They're with my new boots and my Express Delivery Brora cardie (which I need NOW - am cold)
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
New boots (but not panties) haven't arrived. Come on, M&S, you dispatched them days ago. Chiz.
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.@DiNewnham @LesleyCookman Boomers is AWFUL. I should have taken Chris's advice on FB and watched Kate Bush in stead.
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@LesleyCookman Dinch?
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Coachfizz @coachfizz
@MarcusInStroud: UCAS rocks - love this letter from CEO @MaryCurnockCook pic.twitter.com/OvOS6CdY0h” What style!
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@novelsarah None whatsoever. Am hopeless. Sorry.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@raymond_blanc That tomato essence risotto - that is for 2 people, yes? (Have made the essence but seem to have rather a lot, maybe 700 ml)
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@Miffy_UK @katylittlelady Ooops, did it too late!
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Miffy @Miffy_UK
RT this post between 1-2pm today for a chance to win Miffy prizes #Miffyparty #brunabirthday facebook.com/notes/official… pic.twitter.com/8Ts4mm63n5
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Hayley @WarrinerHayley
@cox_tom my little guy Jimmy has gone missing from the L11 area, he's microchipped. Could you pls retweet? pic.twitter.com/t7e22W5l2b
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@DJSewter Am sure some ignoramus at an ad agency didn't have the education to think it through.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@HarrietEvans @JoDawson72 @veronica_henry I know. You get a very fetching window cover with a few copies of the Guardian & some parcel tape.
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@janjonesauthor That ad for Ikea beds, with the quote from The Tempest (We are such stuff etc) & people falling through the clouds. Awful!
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Do Ikea not realise that the 'little life rounded in a sleep' refers to DEATH when they tip people out from high in the clouds? The horror!
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@JoDawson72 @HarrietEvans @veronica_henry There are (I've heard tell) people who have summer and winter CURTAINS.
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