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Judy AstleySW London2009-03-04
@Judyastley2,057 days
Novelist and supreme timewaster
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@carolematthews @ManpreetGrewal7 I prefer the honest simplicity of the septic tank in Cornwall. Here in London it's proper drain mank.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@marymayf Own fault for extending over the manhole cover. But it's only 2nd time in 8 years since new kitchen so cross fingers...
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@carolematthews @ManpreetGrewal7 Well at least you're not trying to write while listening out for arrival of Dyno-Rod. Oh drain-joy.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@marymayf Thanks - bit nervy as access to main drain is via inside the larder. Hope this doesn't get messy...
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Dyno-Rod are on their way. This is not going to be fun.
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@HamishMThompson Ha - the idea that people get paid. Bless.
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@CathyReadsBooks Oh I so hope I remember this. What a brilliant saying.
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@claremackint0sh But… but… WHY?
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@twickerati @CabbagePatchPub Sounds good.. will try to make it.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@lacekate @jessikart Think it was for the best. I now resolve to be orderly and competent re freezer usage. (Yeah right..)
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@lacekate @jessikart Messy and a huge waste. There was a good pie in there. But also too much random stuff dating from heaven-knows-when.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
So if you accidentally lean the cat food bag against the plugs at the back of the worktop, the freezer gets switched off & everything melts
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@janjonesauthor Morning Jan, Morning @berylkingston
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@nicolaauckland No vacuum packing happens here. Am too lazy. Phew.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@cuff52 Bang to rights. I do have a 'hospital nightie', in case! Long way to go till I'm 95 though. But not as long a way as I'd like.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@lucyfishwife @samaryd I guess so. Good enough for me anyway. Why wouldn't they? Same clean water/detergent whooshes through.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@samaryd @lucyfishwife NEVER put knives handle-down. A child died falling on dishwasher with knives-up. I know it was a one-off but still..
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@GirlsLoveToRead As a PS, daughter who knows this stuff says we're likely to get a hurricane. (probably as punishment for enjoying sun)
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@GirlsLoveToRead Beautiful here in sunny Twickenham - temperature about 19 all day and dry too. Not that I'm gloating or anything!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@_megster This is where you really want a LOVE thing to click on.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@cuff52 Oh lord, really? What's next? Aaagh.
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@BettyOrmeSmith @KatieFforde @lacekate I'd like to know too! Is all OK, Betty?
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Ikea velvet curtains customised, stitched & lined and up. Am now one of those awful women who have both summer and winter curtains.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
How old is Phoebe? Was sure she is only 14. How come she is at "college" & allowed to skive off so easily? #thearchers
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@TracyShephard Delivery of item would cost more than item. We went - was fun, if crowded.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@MadameNottm @Dracnoiseperson Ha haha! Excellent exchange there!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
So apparently I have a choice: lend daughter my shiny new car or drive her to Ikea myself. Rock/hard place.
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@Damian_Barr It's truly hideous (can change that though) but utterly perfect. Not sure about shared bathroom though.. Hmm.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@DiNewnham Thanks and sympathy re the NZ thing. Too far!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Oh - that back projection of the Travelling Wilburys - love it. #BBC4
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@suellewellyn @TheGNShow All women? Let me think.... no, not putting folding money on that.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Hmmm... never my band, ELO. #BBC4
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Waiting up for daughter arriving from Cornwall on replacement train after first one was declared 'unsafe' at Truro. Going to be a late one.
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Carole Matthews @carolematthews
@chrissiemanby @gfordbookfest @Judyastley @suemoorcroft This is better! C : ) xx #smileyauthors pic.twitter.com/7m6HuuttRy
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Though I think my favourite shop to be locked in would have to be Liberty.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@DWill_ @bookreviewbyrea Oh come on, it could have been worse. You could have been in a Cath Kidston store. All those patterns..
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
I'd be v. happy to be locked in @Waterstones so long as had code for the loo and access to staff tea supply. Might move in, actually.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@janjonesauthor Morning Jan. Gloriously sunny here in TW1. Blue sky. Hope you get it as well soon.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@MadameNottm @indiaknight Who is borrowing from me? I'll buy you one, Mish, but am not lending. Tis a keeper.,
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Lauren O'Neal @laureneoneal
Why doesn't anyone invite copyeditors to parties when we're such cool people out with whom to hang?
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Mandy James @akjames61
Fab! RT @gfordbookfest: Fun panel event. from Left to right @chrissiemanby @Judyastley @suemoorcroft @carolematthews bit.ly/1w97wYW
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Really fab morning at Guildford Lit Fest. Lovely people and a fun time. Thanks @adeleparks for the invitation. xx
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@gfordbookfest @carolematthews @chrissiemanby @suemoorcroft Thank you for having us! Really enjoyed it - lovely warm and friendly audience!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@jessikart Sounds fair. Apart from knickers. They're on their own - they don't tell, they don't share. It's a rule.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@BellaBosworth @TransworldBooks Right... so which is the season NOT to be stuffing face with delectable biscuits? See? Thought not.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
The Apprentice makes me despair for The Young. Jesus. And you've all been to university and stuff? Really?
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@jessikart You may have your hanky back now but don't put it in the wash by ITSELF. Without other HANKIES to comfort it.
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Jamie @jtlovell1979
Presumably a Lord Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing and instead reveal yourself to be a cock.
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@TransworldBooks @BellaBosworth Looks OK to me..!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@bookreviewbyrea @GeorginaTroy So glad. It really does cheer up a writer's day to hear that kind of comment!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@jessikart Brown? BROWN? Ah well, you should have said. I now withdraw my sock-grief.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@jessikart Poor sock. Am slightly crying for sock. Poor dead, lonely, abandoned sock. Sad, lost, heartbroken sock.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Back from Ikea. Survived. Need drink.
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Matt Dunn @mattdunnwrites
My 2nd novel, the award-losing The Ex-Boyfriend's Handbook, is on offer at only 99p! amazon.co.uk/The-Ex-Boyfrie… Any RTs appreciated!
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Will Black @WillBlackWriter
Just visited by the ghost of my granddad, who worked for 50 years with epilepsy. He asked me to pass on a message to Lord Freud: "C*NT"
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@bookreviewbyrea Also - if you're having insomnia problems, sympathy to you!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@bookreviewbyrea Gosh - thanks! I must put the proper cover up on here too… *Faffs about hopelessly with camera…*
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@Andrew_Culture Thank you. Trouble is, it's quite fun to play with it a bit. Been wobbly for a good 2 years so it's taking its time.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@julie_cohen @carolematthews Have a fab time and love and congrats to you Carole xx
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Lots of us in this - a top read of fun stories RT Truly, Madly, Deeply is today's #kindle #dailydeal! amzn.to/1z6Karw via @RNAtweets
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@ChickLitChloe Yes - I'd be delighted to! I'll DM my email address.
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Mills & Boon @MillsandBoon
Truly, Madly, Deeply is today's #kindle #dailydeal! amzn.to/1z6Karw via @RNAtweets
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@Damian_Barr Whoever she is, she looks like good fun.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
This loose wisdom tooth is getting looser, I think. It does not bode well..
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@Yayeahyeah @morgan_m @stephanieburgis @CurtisJobling I tried to comment to say thank you but it wouldn't let me. Anyway, thanks! xx
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@LesleyPearse Thanks Lesley - I'll check that out. Think it's cos the cat has reached the age of 8. They become Officially Elderly then.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@BellaKay I'm trying to do identifying by sound - hear what I think is a 787 (easy) or an Airbus 320 and check on the app. Tragic, really!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@Dogaerobics @twickerati @Teddington_Town Hope you find soon. Lovely dog. But surely not off lead in rutting season?
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@nicky_t It is! Who'd have thought?
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@LesleyPearse Could be too late - Ronnie will be 8 soon. Seems to be a cut-off point for insurers. Plus she seems to get injured. Fighter.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Cat's Tesco monthly insurance premiums suddenly doubled. To be fair, I can't blame them. Kerr-ching, say Medivet, whenever I take her in.
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@BellaKay We must be as daft as brushes (as my old mother used to say).
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Never thought I'd say this but, YAY - the planes are back. Back to FlightRadar24 addiction..
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@indiaknight Wow, thanks!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@indiaknight Just read it. Excellent stuff. (though I am way older than 'prime', I suppose. Still rockin' OK though!)
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@susieblues Oh dear lord. Put it away, boy.
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@lizharrisauthor Good on Mr. H.!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Brora cashmere asking if I'm ready for a new scarf. Well I'm not sure. How will I know if I'm ready? What should I do to prepare?
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@caroleagent As I didn't know I'd like them, I went for bargain Specsavers and with all bells/whistles plus discount it only came to £280.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@KatieFforde Good morning Katie - all well?
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@caroleagent - you were so right re varifocals. Have got mine now and LOVE them. I can see EVERYTHING. Miracle. (Well, almost)
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@liz_fenwick Yay! I am fond of that app, especially past 2 weeks when they were taking off east, over my house. Now they've stopped. Chiz..
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@gillalexander @Isabelwriter @MarinaOLoughlin @VictoriaPeckham @CarolMidgley @suzanne_moore Thank you! And what fab company to be in. xx
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@rowancoleman @MagazinePrima @Atheharv @EburyPublishing Aw Rowan, that's so lovely!
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@liz_fenwick Did you land at LHR at about 2.20? I was in traffic queue and idly tapped into my Flightradar app and saw an Emirates landing.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@MASieghart @jennycolgan Aasaaagh! What with that and Rightmove's "Find Your Happy", one despairs.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@ww_uk @katylittlelady Um - dear Weightwatchers, have you thought of maybe just not having chips?
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@claremackint0sh @FannyBlake1 Am now scrubbing brain with Dettol...
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@carolematthews Wow - some GOOD news at last!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@deborahblake @KatieFforde Oh gosh! How lovely! The cat is GORGEOUS!
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Sue Moorcroft @suemoorcroft
Join me for cake at @gfordbookfest one week from today for a Q&A with @Judyastley @carolematthews and @chrissiemanby. bit.ly/1ya7kf6
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@TobyFlaneur Oh dear lord. How friggin' depressing.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@Beathhigh @PollySamson There will be tins of beans and old soup in those bunkers, You can go in there and sit out the ebola panic.
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@Beathhigh @PollySamson Oh well, at least we'll be able to see you in the dark..
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
Cats prog now. Hope they'll tell me why mine jumps on me at 4 am to lick my sodding face.
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@PollySamson Thames was up across our road earlier - love big tides but the moon is dragging the moods into the mud. Still - better tomorrow
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
@indiaknight I KNOW! So glad!
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Judy Astley @Judyastley
NAAAANNNNCCCY! @nancybbakes Well bloody done! #GBBOfinal
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@PollySamson Certainly is. Got the glooms and the spring tides too here.
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@gillalexander Ha - I just said similar! The one thing I find quite easy.
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