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Christopher MooreSan Francisco2009-03-22
@TheAuthorGuy2,048 days
NY Times bestselling author of 14 novels including Lamb, Fool, A Dirty Job, Sacré Bleu, & The Serpent of Venice
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Nat @natt0
That one was for you, Robin pic.twitter.com/FQEbdeIOlp
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Cody Ross @IamCodyRoss
I've said it before, #MadBum is the BEST lefty in the GAME! Congrats 2 the the @SFGiants on a well deserved World Series. #Dynasty
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@FlemmingDave Meanwhile, on the set of Dexter.
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@joeszi There's a baseball story in the new book (out next year).
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The whole city is cheering here in SF. #SFGiants #WorldChamps!
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@WileyCash Game 7 of the world series is on. How broken are you that you’re watching a mid-season basketball game? :)
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@TyranosorusBex yikes!
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What are you, "Slutty Bad Dye Job?"

No, I'm not wearing a costume.

Right, then. Carry on.
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Dr. Jen @BetterOffJen
@TheAuthorGuy slutty night blindness
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@anthroman But that's kind of redundant. It would have to be "double-slutty", I think.
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@splunge2000 Halloween. Guy shows up at the door, wearing nothing but a pear on his penis. What are you? "I'm fucking dis-pair."
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CREEPStopher Walsh! @splunge2000
.@TheAuthorGuy I think I could pull off Slutty Existential Dread.
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Slutty Lactose Intolerance?

No?

Okay. Recalculating.
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@Vicious_pen the latter
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Slutty Nut Allergy?

No?

I'll be back. 3 more days 'til Halloween
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@SugarcubeDog They may not have had permission from MLB.
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For those who missed the Robin Williams tribute at the #WorldSeries (Fox didn't show it.) blog.sfgate.com/saracevic/2014…
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Hey @MLBONFOX, you guys are cowards for not putting the Robin Williams tribute on the #WorldSeries telecast. You should all be ashamed.
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CHELSE∆ NICE @chelseanice
@MLBJesus May Joe Buck be blessed with silence. 🙏 pic.twitter.com/4wbriCR3x5
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@FakeScottYoung Robin pumps up the crowd. m.mlb.com/sf/video/v1277… Sorry about the ad.
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Kate DeForest @kate_deforest
@NOX10US @TheAuthorGuy - Dear @MLBONFOX that's a somewhat douchey move. By somewhat I mean very.
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Robin Williams tribute at AT&T park and Robin’s children throw out first pitch to Billy Crystal. AND @MLBONFOX IS NOT SHOWING IT. BASTARDS!
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LOLKNBRTOBER @LOLKNBR
"I said ... NEXT QUESTION." pic.twitter.com/QjtmBnf2vL
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@jacksonkevinp @MLBJesus Be nice to MLB Jeebus, he has blessed the Giants.
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Gregory Behrendt @gregorybehrendt
G I A N T S!
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@MLBJesus (Pssst, eucalyptus is Koalas. Pandas are bamboo, Jeebus:)
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MLB Jesus @MLBJesus
Pandas eat eucalyptus leaves and screaming liners. 🐼🍴⚾️💨
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Borderlands Books @borderlands_sf
RANDOM ACTS OF SENSELESS VIOLENCE by @jwomack: 12-yr-old Lola's diary records world falling apart; brilliant & underrated cyberpunk. #BLRecs
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You know, this Pepto-flavored coffee creamer really isn't that -- what? Oh. Nevermind.
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BREAKING: Queen regrets "Where all my dic pics at?" Tweet. Meant to say, "Carry on and Rule Britannia" but was wicked drunk.
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BREAKING: Statue of 10 Commandments Destroyed. sfgate.com/news/us/articl… "I totally did not see that coming," says God. "What's an Oklahoma?"
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@NicCageMatch Well here you go, then. telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/…
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Pardon me, miss, would you mind ever so much snogging my Lexus? No, love, it's not a metaphor. Required by the state, there's a certificate.
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Just misread my to-do list, thought it said, GET LEXUS SNOGGED.
I thought, "That's going to be a challenge. I'll probably have to wash it."
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Just when I was getting ready to give bowling another try, too.
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BREAKING: Apple trademarks iBola
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Ebowla

just sayin
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@krisriggle Slow cooking is the key :)
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Libby Subers @lsubers
@TheAuthorGuy elitedaily.com/humor/pumpkin-…
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@JimReginald Raw! And if I get bunny-egg salmonella, I don't give a fuck.
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@johnnycanvas It is. And if it causes a paradox and a tear in the space-time continuum, I don't give a fuck. #PunkinSpiceBitches
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And know what? Know what? Know what? Cadbury eggs for breakfast. I don't give a fuck.
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Going out to stock up on punkin spice stuff: soap, coffee, transmission fluid -- I love that shit.And I'm leaving my Xmas lights up, again.
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@TheSmithMinute @JElvisWeinstein Methinks tis timely to cut a bitch.
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@Vicious_pen You can write about whatever YOU want. Thanks.
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@bergdaniel With a thousand people standing with him. And guess what we're all thinking about the guy on the Harley?
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@JElvisWeinstein Oh man. This is like that "Skippy went to live on a farm" thing. Does the disillusionment ever stop!?
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Ultra Vie @UltraVie
Visiting @AAFLondon? Check out @reduced's fun play of the Complete History of Art (Abridged)! bit.ly/1tOhJfA pic.twitter.com/6od4pOMIx7
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@PeekyChew Yes, things on the web do remind us of other things on the web, but you AGREE, remember? That's sort of the point.
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@bergdaniel @ShawnWildermuth Clearly you're the one who likes these. Like a Harley Davidson's in the city. The guy on it, enjoys the noise.
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Maggie MacIntyre @inkstainedmags
'When war makes commerce and commerce is law, profit rules prudence and justice is flawed.' - pure genius in @TheAuthorGuy Serpent of Venice
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@PatrickRothfuss Pretty sure Rothfuss is a verb in Finnish.
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Long Way Down also features Imogen Poots, who is both a person and a complete sentence.
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Long Way Down on Netflix. Nice compact movie from the Nick Hornby novel. Worth your time.
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Slutty Killer Klown?

No?

I'll be back.
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Christopher Moore @NOX10US
Good call @MLBONFOX keep bagging on the #SFGiants in your interstitial stuff. There’s 33 million in Californina. 7 in Kansas. Hello sponsors
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Dear Web Devs, if your page auto-plays video, I'm gone. Immediately. Please tell your clients it's a bad idea. Please RT if you agree.
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MASHKULTURE.net @mashKULTURE
Today's Photograph - mashkulture.net/2014/10/22/tod…
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@ezraklein @mattyglesias This selectively ignores pricing and the motivation of publishers to recover advances which is huge. A troll piece.
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MLB Jesus @MLBJesus
Let Joe @Buck be blessed with a throat-punch.
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Yes, you should look up "Disparate Treatment" and "Disparate Impact" to understand why voter ID laws are racist. #VoterID #votersuppression
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Republicans rushing out to get Slutty Disparate Treatment costumes for Halloween (and the election). #VoterID #votersuppression
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@ainsgrim Unfortunately, you can't copyright titles, which is probably just as well, since I'm sure Lamb would have been a cookbook in 1830.
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Shakespeare Solved @ShakspereSolved
I recommend @TheAuthorGuy Christopher Moore's bawdy Shakespeare mash-up @SerpentofVenice.
shakespearesolved.blogspot.com/2014/10/christ… pic.twitter.com/5EAyoc0zm2
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Chris Worthington @SomeChrisTweets
You laugh at my steampunk attire now, but when the sandstorms come these goggles will protect my crying eyes after my clockhat blows away.
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@peachesanscream Psssst, Don't tell her it's an elephant. She'll never know.
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@krisriggle Is it okay to hide under the bed and scream, "Make them go away," because that's how I deal with them.
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Josh Weinstein @JElvisWeinstein
And speaking of not artful but satisfying, I'll be doing stand-up at @ImprovComedyLA tonight at 10 pm.
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@brittknee_koogs The Bridge
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Jadozaurus @Jadozaurus
I used the hashtag #AndNowIHaveEbola #AndNowIHaveEbola
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Being sent to the store to buy food that is healthy and delicious. Problem is, Venn diagram of those two things looks like spectacles.
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Hello
Can I have your account number.
U called me
Do u know why we called?
Who are u?
Go Daddy. Do u know why we called.
U called me #True
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Shari VanderWerf @shariv67
I was just named the Empress of E Coli at this El Pollo Loco.
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The name is Matrix. Dorothy Matrix. pic.twitter.com/lHoVthL0mW
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@OKnox @alexwagner @RonaldKlain with a red gummi bear stapled to every card. "Here, it's still warm from being in my pocket."
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Idea: Stupidity Czar: Just smacks congressmen up side the head when they say shit like, "What about a travel ban on Ebola dogs?"
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@PatrickRothfuss So proud. <sniff>
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@RogueKielbasa Nah, I just underexposed the shot. It's orange. They light them red at Christmas, so I know the difference.
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Front yard went all Giants on me. Coit Tower and Embarcadero 1 lit up orange for the Giants NL Pennant Win.#SFGiants pic.twitter.com/mmpHIpZjMG
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Rookies, has beens, guys up from AA ball, Japanese league, YOU GOTTA LOVE THESE GUYS! #SFGiants
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MLB Jesus @MLBJesus
See you in church, Franciscans
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Edwin Heaven @writeslikehell
The Giants win the pennant!
The Giants win the pennant!
The Giants win the pennant!
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@Wwm_Shakespeare You, sir, are a scalawag, a ne’er-do-well, and a scurvy patch.
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@Wwm_Shakespeare No, YOU'RE attaint!
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Tom Stebbins @StebbinsTom
Reading and loving The Serpent of Venice by Chris Moore. A comic novel that's actually funny. @TheAuthorGuy
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Stefan Edward Jones @StefanEJones
@TheAuthorGuy If you put the batteries in backwards the little spinny wind gauge thing can be used to launch tornadoes at your enemies.
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This $30 weather station from Costco has put my office one step closer to being an official Super Villain Lair. #SharksWfrickinLaserBeams
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@JElvisWeinstein AND it's a tongue depressor.
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Media Matters @mmfa
Conservative media's Ebola expert is the same person who started the death panel lie: mm4a.org/1pchnrH pic.twitter.com/5VW4KKDKue
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@yoyoha I know, I worry about the infectious nature of irony.
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@kate_deforest pic.twitter.com/AuKtGvCVrN
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"a rise in the underground animal sex tourism in Denmark,” which we assume does not mean animals such as gophers"
thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/…
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Some Asshole @assholeofday
#AssholeOfTheDay Scott Walker says it doesn't matter if Voter ID laws stop only one fraud assholeoftheday.us/post/100099799… pic.twitter.com/MrlyGYty68
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"You'll feel bad if you get Ebola after you posted that Ebola joke."

"Pretty sure I'll feel bad even without the joke."
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The Onion @TheOnion
"Women deserve to have the option to postpone motherhood until they feel fully prepared." onion.com/1u65J3d pic.twitter.com/3jINAFmfY4
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HumorousBooks @FeelGood_Books
SomeSciFi,SomeMystery,LotsOfHilarity+WackyIdeas&NeatCharacters
#SewerGasAndElectric:ThePublicWorksTrilogy
@bymattruff pic.twitter.com/I9SiDw5Rsz
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RT @Human_USB: Watch-out for Ebrola as well….//You can only get that from a high-five. Pretty sure.
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@Human_USB I think you can only catch that from a high-five.
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Hey look, I found the outdoor Chris Moore @TRCA_Trails. I'm the "indoor use only" model.
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Man, I sure hope I don't catch ironic Ebola from that Ebola joke I tweeted.
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