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Christopher MooreSan Francisco2009-03-22
@TheAuthorGuy2,020 days
NY Times bestselling author of 14 novels including Lamb, Fool, A Dirty Job, Sacré Bleu, & The Serpent of Venice
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Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy
@ucrosspop25 Nope, I'm not a real fan. I had a deadline and it was short notice. And Pittsburg.
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Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy
I think having a fat guy almost fall on you is more intimidating than a brush-back pitch. #SFGiants
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Do you guys like:
1)great steaming spools of stool OR
2)great spools of steaming stool BETTER?
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@slarkpope @kenwheaton Besides, I like the subtext that ducks might be involved
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@slarkpope @kenwheaton didn't have enough characters
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Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy
@Adar79Angie Can't be helped. Stuck on a dog dookie scene.
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Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy
That was my "alliteration is the giitter of prose" twitter rewrite. In that mode, I guess.
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Alliteration is like the glitter of prose. Use a little & suddenly it's on everything & ur on a pole w people stuffing bills in your drawers
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@WileyCash @HarperCollins Yes, I would like more vertical communication in the company and some goldfish crackers up in this bitch. Thanks.
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@somelutheranguy Cause I'm pretending I have a job. It's how I justify the hiding. Which I excel at, by the way.Hiding. I'm shit at working.
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Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy
I'm getting so much done in here hiding from the cleaning woman.
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Wiley Cash @WileyCash
Join me on Friday at 2 EST as I take over @HarperCollins Twitter feed. Fine tune your pitch because everybody's getting a book deal on 10/3!
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I worry with alliteration and rhyming that when my stuff is translated whole countries will think I'm retarded. (Foreigners still say that.)
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@LauraMLippman the "like many children" cracked me up.
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@LauraMLippman I tweeted that very thing last week. Great minds.
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@IHateDecaf Yeah, because that's the association the candy company wants to protect. "Cease and desist with rhyming shit, that's ours."
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Okay, Ima make one suggestion for the new head of the Secret Service. STOP TELLING US STUFF!
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@madsadcatfish That's how it starts. You might as well get your Cher hair ready, cause you're going to need it.
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Alliteration is like the glitter of prose. Use a little & suddenly it's on everything and you just have to give up & become a drag queen.
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@frogspadca Liking the rhyming a lot.
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Okay, I'm going with the "great dookie mountains", and I'll fix it in rewrite if I come up with something better. Thanks you guys.
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Okay, I've been stuck for half an hour now trying to figure out a new way to refer to dog dookie. This is my job. #BurdenOfLiterature
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@jcbaggott Okay, I can't talk craft any more. I have to finish a book today and I'm convincing myself I have no idea what I'm doing. (again)
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@jcbaggott And getting that intricate, beautiful ship into the bottle is where your writing hammer is so handy :)
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@jcbaggott I agree with Richard Brautigan, "Screenwriting is easy, you just leave all the writing out." but structure is really helpful.
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@jcbaggott I've always written my novels with the 3 act structure, at least in my head. (5 act for longer books) Structure is your friend.
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@LauraMLippman Omar, I wonder if you would have a word with this gentleman.
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@jcorb3tt83 I feel ya. I been looking for the "smack a muthafucka" button on my remote this whole game.
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@aspaul You could measure your sobriety in coffee spoons.
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Cal Ripkin just tied Joe Buck for my MLB record for telling someone to shut the fuck up.
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You know, all Muppets can be slutty Muppets if you...

-- I'll show myself out--
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@danteshepherd Like you have a choice :)
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Good to know that the sexy Ms. Freddy Krueger costume is
"complete with slashes" and "hang to dry" amazon.com/dp/B001AX0QCI/…
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@comicwasteland Eye of the Tiger is my writing song, but it's so hard to type with these boxing gloves on.
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@mjprozac My mistake, "Hunky Jesus Contest" sfgate.com/news/slideshow…
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People talking on the street in front of my house so loud I can hear them through headphones. Fine, fucksticks, Eye of the Tiger goes to 11.
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@zeldawilliams @Trilliumgyal My bad. Ocarina of Time.

Nevermind.

Nothing to see here.
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Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy
@zeldawilliams @Trilliumgyal Dood, Spanish people LOVE Zelda, she's the Macarena of Time.

Pretty sure.

Don't quote me.
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@JElvisWeinstein Good news is that the Secret Service is also in charge of counterfeiting, so I'ma laser print me a big stack a $20s tonight
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@JElvisWeinstein As a security exercise, they've asked the President to run these scissors down to the West Wing.
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@JElvisWeinstein Can you believe the Secret Service took the President Skeet Shooting in his clay pigeon outfit? What WERE they thinking?
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@LauraBethRH I'm 'bout to make a META your mom joke. Your mom just made a your mom joke, now that joke is slutty. KABOOM! UR HEAD APLODES!
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@JElvisWeinstein "Where can we get some lawn darts?"
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@JElvisWeinstein And a full set of Lawn Darts
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@JElvisWeinstein And a BB gun.
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Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy
@heather_wilson too late
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I guess it's like Denise @DDavis2 said, "Anything can be slutty if you put slutty in front of it." Or if your mom touches it.
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@JElvisWeinstein And just gave Malia a Kevlar corsage for Prom and told her "not too late", use your own judgement.
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@DDavis2 Yeah? pic.twitter.com/WuhDp7QeLo
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Slutty Ninja Turtle Costume <-this is a thing

not even kidding
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@HoustonChron @pourmecoffee Funeral procession included over 400 people, 2 cars.
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@Manda_like_wine Hey, weren't you in the Blair Witch Project?
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@underpope Voice of a generation! Electrocardiogram for the zeitgeist. A Comic Genius A guy who can't hold a real job? Any of those.
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TETRIS the MOVIE! Seriously? But which actress will be screaming:"Give me the long, straight one! Give it to me!." pcmag.com/article2/0,281…
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@FeelGood_Books That's nice of you to offer. All of my books are funny, so that's your call, but I'd love to find some new funny authors.
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@BenjyHimmel @nicfit75 Being annoying is the entire point.
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@PatrickRothfuss Pretty sure George Bernard Shaw said something right along those lines.
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@nicfit75 Try that thing where the tiny fish eat the dead skin off your toes. Don't let them eat past your knees or your jeans won't fit.
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Gunfight at Chuck E. Cheese! You know what, America, that is enough! When a giant rat can't even have a birfday...sad losangeles.cbslocal.com/2014/09/28/win…
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@mrgregariously @PatrickRothfuss @fisherstevensbk I'm not paying these guys, Pat. They're doing this of their own free will.
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@rolldiggity Ralph's sounds like a place you go to get rid of food.
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Timmy! #SFGiants pic.twitter.com/O9evqelLrJ
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Amy Singer [editor] @knittydotcom
Uh oh @TheAuthorGuy: “@johnfreiler: ate one of those "do not eat" packs and they've been friggin lying to us, these things are delicious”
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@gregkihn I thought you looked familiar at the Giants game.Kept saying to my wife, "I think that guy's a rocker."Thanks for the good company
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Fortune cookie fortunes and medical reports are both written in the passive voice. Discuss.

Not really. Who cares?
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Pretty excited about the new and exciting ways Apple is going to break my phone this week. #IOS8hate
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@jwomack I'm not sure you spelled that right?
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I think a Writer's Platform is like those race car beds. I never knew anyone who had one, but sure now they're all Bill Gates & Bono & stuff
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I just looked up the definition of "Writer's Platform". Now I'm going to have to get one. That rotates. With lasers.
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@Jakethis It's true, where else you going to bust out all that "rental shoes" material you been saving?
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@deadletterboy I'd love to write another Pocket novel. We'll see.
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@bellewitch66 The DH is an abomination before the lord. He is dead to me. (Just kidding. I don't care. What about Big Papi though?)
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@Rebekster I know. Typo. Hard to see the phone at the ballpark.
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Hunterd Percent #SFGiants pic.twitter.com/JwtQvFDfWO
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Wiilie Mays on the 50th Anniversary of THE CATCH. Good night to be at the ballpark. #SFGiants pic.twitter.com/LHBmnzgyO0
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Bill DeBlasio's Groundhog Died. Then, the next day, it died again. Then, the next day... bbc.com/news/world-us-…
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@nortimunki It's the sequel to A Dirty Job.
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Notes on your dream
1.Could we make the bird a girl?
2.Maybe Toronto instead of Hellscape
3.Preschool scene needs more fire.
4.Explain urine
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@TheAuthorGuy Bantam of Solace #SpyMoviesWithChickens
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Trudi @Trudski2012
Beat me to it "@BertSwattermain: The World Is Not Un Oeuf #SpyMoviesWithChickens
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Craig Gary Phillips @craigary
Chanticleer and Present Danger #SpyMoviesWithChickens @TheAuthorGuy
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A Clear and Pleasant Broth #SpyMoviesWithChickens
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Fry Another Day #SpyMoviesWithChickens
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Stickman @StickmanMusings
@TheAuthorGuy Clear and Present Drumstick #SpyMovieswithChickens
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Ralph Pullins @RDPullins
@TheAuthorGuy
The Bourne Rotisserie
#SpyMoviesWithChickens
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Suzanne M Stewart @SuzanneStewart1
@TheAuthorGuy #SpyMovieswithChickens The Bird Identity
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Jack Fryen: Shadow Rooster #SpyMoviesWithChickens
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Jennie Spun Sugar @_Jennike_
@TheAuthorGuy clucktopussy #SpyMoviesWithChickens
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The Man with the Golden Nuggets - #SpyMoviesWithChickens
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Live and Let Fry - #SpyMoviesWithChickens
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A Quantum Of Poultry - #SpyMoviesWithChickens
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Michael Critz @mike_critz
@TheAuthorGuy Chicken: Impossible #SpyMoviesWithChickens
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The Nugget that Came in from the Cold #SpyMoviesWithChickens
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The Bourne Fricassee #SpyMoviesWithChickens
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Down Facing Dipstick @cirrusunicus
@TheAuthorGuy The Spy Who Plucked Me?
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@behindyourback essentially evil
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Russia's Gamble Against U.S. Chickens Backfires

There's a movie pitch in that headline. #FromRussiaWithGiblets

money.msn.com/top-stocks/pos…
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Jake Johannsen @Jakethis
This is about us Youngstown OH
This Fri-Sat at Funny Farm!!
Let’s be together.
funnyfarmyoungstown.laughstub.com
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@The_Globe @rockerhanbag There's always a bloody ghost.
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Did I mention how nice you look today? Well I should have.
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