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Christopher MooreSan Francisco2009-03-22
@TheAuthorGuy2,006 days
NY Times bestselling author of 14 novels including Lamb, Fool, A Dirty Job, Sacré Bleu, & The Serpent of Venice
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Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy
--smile, like woo-ooo bitch, look at me, I’m ice skating--

-someone on Love & Hip Hop
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@sadiebyrrd @AndersonsBkshp Well you know then :)
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@sadiebyrrd Enjoy the city. I'm a deeply disappointing in person. The books are the best part of me.
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@lesliedalehicks @paradiselost17 Supreme Court's interpretation of the 14th Amendment in Roe v Wade protects a woman's right to an abortion.
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@danteshepherd There's actually a pretty delicious Thai curry that's served in a hollowed out pumpkin. At least at a place here in SF.
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@RenardeRousse Yeah, that's my Canadian Dr. Jekyll Eh, identity.
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@Vrensche I hope that's not the case.
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@Vrensche People I've read on the economics don't have a dog in the fight, they are saying without its own bank and currency Scotland fails
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Erika Fawcett @FawcettErika
@TheAuthorGuy Everything is true. Nothing is real. Totally different.
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@FawcettErika That's so much smarter than what I said. Ima swipe it.
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@RobinMcCauley It's kind of like Titanic, the title gives it away, except there's an actual reason both people can't flt on the door.
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Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life
WHAT DO WE WANT?

MOON DONKEYS

WHEN DO WE.....wait what?
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@ladybirdj Feeling it's going to be hilarious third time through. Pretty sure that's the rule.
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Y'all are going to have to stop with the "pictures or it didn't happen" and "prove it" stuff. I MAKE SHIT UP, it's my job. Nothing is true.
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My Fitbit just awarded me the 1000 mile badge. The secret is to calibrate your stride as 42 feet.
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@underpope Put your glasses on and you can see even more.
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@underpope Nah, their typing is lovely & Scottish women are the fairest in the world. Naked, you see their circulatory system and whatnot.
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@Vrensche I don't feel as if I have a right to an opinion, honestly.Emotionally, it sounds like a yes, but economically,it sounds disastrous
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Periwinkle Jones @peachesanscream
I feel really guilty feeding my cats smoked salmon when there's poor people in the world.

But they don't like the taste of poor people.
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The Honorable Dennis @den_down_unda
@TheAuthorGuy Oh, yeah? Well, I'm with Darryl Dawkins that there IS a planet LoveTron. @RichardDawkins
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They didn't have pumpkin spice creamer at my market yet, so yeah, I'm with @RichardDawkins, there is no God.
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If #Scotland tanks you can sponsor a Scottish child for $24 a mo who will send vids & u can try to figure out what the fuck they're saying.
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@alistairswanson Since I've only you and one other Scot who read my stuff, I'd say we're good to go.
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Charlie Stross @cstross
@TheAuthorGuy Woad is me!
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@cstross And while we're on it, those limey fucks have done a right shite job of keeping that wall up.
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@cstross Oh, that's right. It was to keep you blue-painted bastards out, wasn't it? Nevermind :)
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Hey Scotland, if you become independent, are you gonna rebuild Hadrian's Wall? 'Cause right now that thing is total turtle toss. #Scotland
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@Newark_Library Close enough for fiction. Thanks.
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@kseniaanske @ThirdPlaceBooks That said, tell everyone it's your first night and they'll be nice. Worked for five years for me as a waiter.
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@kseniaanske @ThirdPlaceBooks Here's my advice. Don't read. Or read as little as you can get by with. Good luck!
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@GasStationSushi @Wadatahmydamie COUNT SPATULA!
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@paulapoundstone And the whistling. SO. MUCH. WHISTLING.
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.@LindseyGrahamSC is afraid ISIS will COME HERE AND KILL EVERYONE! How 'bout you just blow John McCain & leave the apocalyptic comedy to me?
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@Wadatahmydamie Noooooooooooooooooooooo! My people!
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@ezraklein Also: So there you go.*

Can be used to end all stories for which, "So that happened." does not work.
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@ezraklein "So that happened."

You're welcome.
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Hey Asian girl in the six-inch spiky Louboutins at the Safeway, you win!
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Tom Bodett @TomBodett
Wow. How did the MSM miss THIS story? pic.twitter.com/GtyWWa2gSO
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@SneezingCow @HarperChildrens I'm just happy to know that there's a town called Grand Chute.
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Bill Hudgins @billhudge
@Chazmaxx @TheAuthorGuy If anyone wonders where Pocket vacations, here's the answer: thelocal.de/galleries/cult…
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How do you do multiple camera coverage in reality TV? I suspect this may not be real.
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Have any of y'all seen Love and Hip Hop? Evidently, it's about a group of despondent drag queens who -- well, I don't know... nevermind.
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@behindyourback I’m gonna guess 1st draft it was all about that ass, then someone said, “Yeah, no, you can’t play that on the radio.”
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@Chris_Koebel Thanks. I'm debating even having the car in the sequel, since I don't think I can improve on that description. #WriterProblems
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@austintichenor Saw the title, Waiting for Godzilla, and I though,"Oh no, the RSC is up to something."Alas, no. BUT! usatoday.com/story/tech/per…
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@ladybirdj Yoda speak DYI is.
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@SnarkAndBourbon That book was written to be read while waiting for IKEA furniture to be delivered, but sure, I suppose that will work.
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Pizza for One is so sad. So I ate 3. Now I'm sad AND burpy.
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RT @EuanMorton Say NO Scotland.//And say it slowly and with an American accent so we'll have some idea WTF you actually said :)
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I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of James Franco. #replacepartofamoviequotewithjamesfranco
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@roblifford nice!
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Kelli P. @Lestatbp
m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id… @TheAuthorGuy There's always a bloody raven.
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@LarryNWeiner swell
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@KinjaDeals @GizmodoDeals The Briggs & Riley is 2 inches too wide for regulations on most airlines. So if that one's the fave, post caveats.
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Just back from my vision quest. Turns out my spirit animal for finishing this book is the Beige Recluse.
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Charlie Maxx @Chazmaxx
@TheAuthorGuy true story: American DJ visits Venice finds favorite author! Va bene! pic.twitter.com/sA05likWJj
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In Missouri, a woman now has to wait 72hrs for an abortion. There is no waiting period to buy a handgun. Choose your own Amendment, I guess.
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"The President does not understand the threat of leaving stuff unbombed. Anything." -John McCain, subtext
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@ScottLinnen Not enough.
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Ya know, I have Imagined Dragons at a professional level a couple of times and I get way fewer drums.
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The Bard Brawl @TheBardBrawl
@TheAuthorGuy delivers a great read for all lovers of #Shakespeare Check it out.
bardbrawl.com/2014/09/10/the…
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@MystGalaxyBooks Nah, he's just breathing hard. :)
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Added a Taio Cruz track to my Pandora feed now I realize all of our problems could be solved by losing ourselves up in the club tonight
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Laura Lippman @LauraMLippman
Sing out, Louise. I'm very proud to have written intro to The Getaway. publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/in…
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You realize that evolution has selected for an ability to lie to children?
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Oh we'll.What version of slow, information-rich death is the IPhone on? 6? Sure, tell me some stupid shit. Where are the planets, right now?
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And If I keep my smart phone, you have to keep yours, because I have to text my stupid shit to someone.
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I really would like to live in a world without smart phones but I don't want to give mine up.
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@OrtolanaPasta Totally what I was going for
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Now the entertainment report, Mounds Malakovitch.
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@MaryCooks Now, with the stock report, Payday Arbitrage
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@Mother_of_Crows Bless you my child...
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When I am King, all news presenters must be named after candy bars. Now here's Snickers Palaski with the weather.
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RT @Way2ManyVoices: @TheAuthorGuy I feel like Dashell Hashtag would write this… #MillenialNoir
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Binge Watch Babes, Bikram Broiled Bimbos - a #MillenialNoir double feature
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Blood in my Chai: #2 in The Killer Barista Series #MillenialNoir
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Louboutin's on Loan: #4 in the Dirt Poor Code Vixens Series #MillenialNoir
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App 4 Murder #MillennialNoir
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Hot Yoga, Cold Steel #MillennialNoir
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The Naked Quinoa #MillennialNoir
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Death in an Undersized Cardigan #MillennialNoir
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The Lady Wore Kale #MillennialNoir
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The Man You've Probably Never Heard Of #MillennialNoir
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@Lestatbp Me too. Missed DC last tour.
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"No one could imagine that NFL players might be violent toward women, but now we have a smoking gun.New commissioner?" -Condi Rice, maybe
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"Without a leader who can play classical piano, speak Russian, and floss her teeth with a bandana, the NFL will fail."-Condi Rice, probably
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Otherwise bright people are sometimes resistant to irony. I think it's emotional, an inability to pass up a chance at righteous indignation.
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@FeministSAHM Amazon doesn't know about it. I'm still writing it and only gave it the title 3 hours ago.
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@coleleitch Thanks!
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@coleleitch I am finishing it up now, but people need to quit looking for it on Amazon.I gave it that title 3 hours ago. Amazon doesn't know
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@engadget NFW
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"When you die, fluffy monkeys come and take you shoe shopping with a Black card."

-from Slightly Used Souls -- the sequel to A Dirty Job
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Harlan Coben @HarlanCoben
It is Publication Day for FOUND, the new book in the Mickey Bolitar YA series. Hope you enjoy it. harlancoben.com/novels/found/
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@IHateDecaf @scalzi Jack Womack's @jwomack wife told me all dogs speak Russian, then proceeded to talk Russian to a basset hound #LikeBear
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@TheBloggess Actually, those were the perfect words.
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@whydopeople Because you don't know how to turn off notices in your twitter settings?
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@whydopeople It's underscoring, ironically, that sports do not necessarily require that men be barbarous abusive assholes, tks for asking.
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@TheBayAreaBrit I haven't decided on a title, yet. I'm not happy with the working title, but should have one soon.
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Declaration of Scottish Independence - "We hold these wee troots to bae incoherent..." #Scotland
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"No, mate, you run twice around the billabong, kick a kookabera, sing Waltzing Matilda, only THEN smack a sheila."-Australian Rules Elevator
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