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Christopher MooreSan Francisco2009-03-22
@TheAuthorGuy1,978 days
NY Times bestselling author of 14 novels including Lamb, Fool, A Dirty Job, Sacré Bleu, & The Serpent of Venice
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Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy
@LuvPug There you go.
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@lizdapo I don't know, I think the Mazda Insipid could be a go.
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Another Tooth Fairly deftly stomped. Now gather round kids, let me tell you about "true love".
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@MorganCarkeek Or, you know, anywhere.
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Fine buddy! You'll never be as happy as the cow on this cheese! No, YOU can't have a transfer!
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You see the Laughing Cow on the wrapper, and you think "just pull on their tits" they love that! Turns out, cows don't. Nor this bus driver
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RT @Burgundoforo: El AuthorGuy está en la biblioteca <3 pic.twitter.com/k4e1O6lvqp
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Vox @voxdotcom
Cop to Ferguson protesters: "I will fucking kill you… Go fuck yourself": vox.com/e/5814114
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@jadedmuses Let's see how this goes, I've been promised 5 hours of energy and I've never had that before, so I don't know my potential.
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Okay, I have five hours to finish this book or I'm going to have to drink another tiny bottle of this magic kool-aid.
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@shariv67 So, the horse's face is long, so... no, go ahead, take notes...
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Man, you have to beat up a lot of people to get a lean mean grilling machine named after you, so that's out for career choices.
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@ladybirdj It’s like Passive-Agressive is the only Kung Fu move I know.
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@ladybirdj Was there a splash and a flush when you fell from heaven? (I still can’t get this right.)
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Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy
@ladybirdj Sorry, I was trying to go for both.
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@ladybirdj That’s the classiest tramp-stamp I’ve ever seen!
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Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy
I feel like Adobe Flash is my junkie friend: "No dude, I swear, I just need to update this one time. Last time. Promise."
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Whoa, police in Ferguson brought in a dog. I bet that's to drink the water someone threw. Countermeasures. Tricky. #Ferguson
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Just stood on the coffee table to change a light bulb, then stepped to the couch and jumped down. Parkour is not that hard, guys.
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@ZelaznoG78 Everything filtered through the Urban Dictionary is a degrading sex act invented by a bored 13 year old. So, yeah, probably.
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My Buddha nature suffers when I hear of things like what Isis did to James Foley. I'm like, "Barack, Kill them. Kill them all." #namaste
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Larry Coben @LarryCoben
I will donate to ALS (no H2O). I will add to that an additional dollar for each new follower @SPInitiative in the next 48 hours.
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@TomBodett As one does...
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Charlene deGuzman @charstarlene
Just in case you missed it - I did my very own research to find out who's the funniest: ravishly.com//2014/08/16/ch…
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I may be an old white man, but I know what it's like to be all hopped up on the weed, invincible, AIN'T NO BURRITO I CAN'T TAKE! #2Street
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Pagan's Hair @PagansHair
They are blow-drying Wrigley Field. No my friends, you will damage your ends. Do you know nothing! #SFGiants
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Bronx Zoo's Cobra @BronxZoosCobra
Looks like everyone is doing that ice bucket challenge. pic.twitter.com/8pobLxA7sV
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@JulieHarden I know. It's really long.
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A very long interview with me about The Serpent of Venice lightspeedmagazine.com/nonfiction/int…
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@jwomack This reads like an Onion story. Jeeze.
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@imasillypirate I didn't read them all, just the two or three that show up on top. Those were horrifying enough.
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The Night Stalker @kolchak
"For those of you who are just joining us, EVERYTHING IS FUCKING AWFUL."
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@pdiddy91 I know. Renews one's faith in humanity, huh? Wait? No, I meant that other thing.
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Alex Baze @bazecraze
Hello Los Angeles. Still beige, I see.
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@kate_deforest He's gonna need a bigger Band-aid...
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@alexwagner Well, when a smurf loves a denture, very, very much...
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A seed of fear was sown in many a child,but we must fight always to keep it from sprouting, only then can racism be overcome.#forgiveURself
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@sophgermain I'm in a glass house, there. I was totally trolling for racists. Caught a "mess" of them, as we used to say.
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WOW WOW WOW. SO many people responded to my "You might be a racist" comment on FB with, "I'm not, but those people have it coming."yikes!
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@shakeandco This is a secret maturity test, isn't it? Okay, I'll play. No, I did not know that about Uranus...
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@Adar79Angie Well, to be fair, I have already said a lot of horrible stuff about your mom that you don't know about :)
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@JoyceCarolOates Yep, can't believe yo lyin' eyes? That kid on the ground isn't dead, he's just pining for the fjords. Chain Of Command?
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@abureuben Dood, you're lucky someone isn't shooting you right now. You're like two inches over weaponized size.
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National Guard to #Ferguson to police protest. What could possibly go wrong? #KentState
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If at any time in the last week you've justified when it's OK to shoot an unarmed kid with his hands up you just might be a racist.#Ferguson
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Know why your Grandpa loves the WW2 Channel? Because he lives that battle every day with the thermostat. Churchill or Chamberlain?
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Amnesty New Zealand @AmnestyNZ
The situation in #Ferguson has prompted us to send human rights teams. First time we've deployed inside the US. bzfd.it/1mZtFSN
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Yeah, if at any time in the last week you've justified when it's okay to shoot an unarmed kid with his hands up, you just might be a racist.
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I just had someone make the "lights harsh our night vision" argument of why it's okay for cops to threaten to shoot journalist. #Ferguson
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1st Amendment "congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of the press" UNLESS their lights are harshing our night scopes. #ferguson
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Yes, we would prefer not to have any film when we commit atrocities. #Ferguson
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Cops are telling people to "put their phone in their pockets". #Ferguson HOLY FUCK!
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I've now witnessed two videos tonight with #Ferguson cops threating to shoot journalists. HOLY FUCK!
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@cryanhyde Take Me With You was on the front page of Amazon today. YAY! amazon.com/gp/product/B00…
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Annabel Leigh @TarantulaMILF
@TheAuthorGuy My dog's name is Cerberus and today all I could call him was "Douchwaffle". Thanks SO much for that!
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What he doesn't know, is we've replaced his brewed coffee, with this 17 foot great white shark. Let's see if he can tell the difference?
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And now, my 4th, annual, same joke I do every year for Shark week:

OMG! I'm chumming!

Thank you. Drive thru please.
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Quick Percentage Breakdown of All of my deleted @ replies.
10% thanks
10% sorry
80% Yes, that WAS the joke, nitwit.
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@Soonerdvm @danteshepherd Yeah, whattaya gonna do? Irony resistant tweet I guess.
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Turns out I'm suffering from Lebron James Disease:depression at the thought of Cleveland. Someone just dumped a bucket of money on my head.
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If only we could find an iconic sports hero to be the face of ALS, instead of this bucket of ice water thing...
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What? It's the Chum Bucket Challenge. For Shark Week. A little lemon juice and borax will take that fish smell right out. Whiner.
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Performance Artist Stands in Bay -sfgate.com/art/article/Ar… Reminds me of my diet book: Stand in Cold Water Like a Ninny and Grow Thin
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The First Lady @FLOTUS
Congrats to Mo'ne Davis on becoming the first girl to pitch an #LLWS shutout. When girls succeed, we all succeed: yhoo.it/1uZ3cdA
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FamilyFeud:Targaryens vs. the Lannisters round6
Big Man?
Survey Says!
1.Hodor
2.Hodor
3.Hodor
4.The Hound
5.Clarence Clemons
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And so, it was written, that ne'er from this Soloflex should this towel be removed, nor this bathrobe, for to do so would be death.Probably.
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FamilyFeud:Targaryens vs. the Lannisters round5
Popular Wedding Gifts!
1.Death!
2.Death!
3.Toaster Oven
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FamilyFeud:Targaryens vs. the Lannisters round4
Common Nicknames?
Survey says:
1.Stormborn
2.Unsullied
3.Fuckstick
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FamilyFeud:Targaryens vs. the Lannisters round3
Family Gathering Faux Pas
Survey Says:
1.Hound Shaming
2.Kill Everyone
3.Dragon Eats a Kid
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FamilyFeud: Targaryens vs. the Lannisters rd2
Things you do to siblings?
Survey says:
(1)Bone them!
(2)Pour Molten Gold on Them
(3)Dungeon!
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So, it's the Targaryens vs. the Lannisters today on Family Feud.
Wedding Rituals:
Survey Says:
Parade Their Entrails Around on a Stick!
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There's a kind of cat called a Tuxedo Cat.How is that not an internet meme? I've so little faith in you internet, and still you disappoint.
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Question: How big a bed you gotta shit to shit the bed big enough to be indicted for corruption in TEXAS? #BigTexasBedShit
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Rudy Rucker @rudytheelder
(Capybara & spider monkeys) RT @arealliveghost: I wonder if anyone notices I'm staring at this pic for 30 mins pic.twitter.com/2ctsHdeAUX
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@atheistcupcakes My first book to come in a brown paper wrapper with a warning on the cover. Good times.<sniff> Good times.
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Please tip your stripper.
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You guys make fun of girls with daddy issues a lot, but now that I'm that age, I gotta say, there are a lot of reasons to not love you.
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So, they arrested a woman in SC for saying fuck in front of a kid. And I'm way overstocked on reasons to never go to South Carolina, already
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The population of Ferguson is 67% African American. Once the venue is moved, the jury for the cop will be:
( )8.3% ( )0% African American?
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So, who wants in on my brackets of which cities will burn when they acquit the Ferguson cop? #AndJusticeForAll #Ferguson
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@aparnapkin yikes
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Charlene deGuzman @charstarlene
You know how a Spanish-speaking person starts talking to a stranger in Spanish because they just know? I'm like that but for sad people.
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@NerdyNatasha Well now they're going to start thinking that's a symptom :)
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Paul Provenza @PaulProvenza
A beautiful, caring piece on #RobinWilliams - by @paulftompkins fusion.net/culture/story/…
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@Puddinstrip Rahm Emanuel, WH chief of staff, Ari Emanuel, Rahm's brother, basis for Ari on Entourage who says, "hug it out". Feel better?
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#Ferguson
I think I speak for all Americans when I say:

"WTF, you guys! Knock that shit off."

Thank you.
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Pssst: #Ferguson Police, you can't WIN a riot.
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inappropriate mom @nicfit75
THE @Adar79Angie said: Expand your fucking horizons. Starting with this. If I disappear blame her & @TheAuthorGuy. pic.twitter.com/8bJ2RxR1if
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@danteshepherd Sometimes we just need to step back and enjoy the beauty of nature.
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Books Inc. @BooksIncEvents
Thurs 8/14 - @jennyandteets #JennyMollen brings the funny to @BooksIncMarina ! #ILikeYouJustTheWayIAm @StMartinsPress pic.twitter.com/4sL3s1r6pL
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@NicCageMatch @Discountdracula If either of your parents are still living, take a step back. Not so fast, Billy. #AmericasTopOrphan
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-- and die like a dog in the dirt.

<fun phrase to add to fortune cookie fortunes.>
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@katethulhu Yeah, well it works. He's a senator now.
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@Ryan__Cage YES! because basset hound is widely regarded as the most effective variety of dog barf.
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@katethulhu More "daily affirmations" than research.
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Sometimes "favorite" RT and block aren't enough. I wish there was a "make their dog barf on the rug" button. #IfOnly
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@katethulhu DSM V - checking off symptoms, AGAIN!
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@shariv67 In case of shiksa, a Jew will automatically deploy and kvetching will begin flowing.Inhale until you guilt plotz in gifiltazoink.
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Gents, if you happen to buy different brands of bottled water, DO NOT go: "No,honey, the SMART WATER is for you."<I'll be over on the couch>
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@Buried_In_Books Well, Bill, when a zebra loves a cow, very, very much...
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