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Christopher MooreSan Francisco2009-03-22
@TheAuthorGuy2,038 days
NY Times bestselling author of 14 novels including Lamb, Fool, A Dirty Job, Sacré Bleu, & The Serpent of Venice
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Chris Worthington @SomeChrisTweets
You laugh at my steampunk attire now, but when the sandstorms come these goggles will protect my crying eyes after my clockhat blows away.
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@peachesanscream Psssst, Don't tell her it's an elephant. She'll never know.
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@krisriggle Is it okay to hide under the bed and scream, "Make them go away," because that's how I deal with them.
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Josh Weinstein @JElvisWeinstein
And speaking of not artful but satisfying, I'll be doing stand-up at @ImprovComedyLA tonight at 10 pm.
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@brittknee_koogs The Bridge
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Jadozaurus @Jadozaurus
I used the hashtag #AndNowIHaveEbola #AndNowIHaveEbola
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Being sent to the store to buy food that is healthy and delicious. Problem is, Venn diagram of those two things looks like spectacles.
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Hello
Can I have your account number.
U called me
Do u know why we called?
Who are u?
Go Daddy. Do u know why we called.
U called me #True
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Shari VanderWerf @shariv67
I was just named the Empress of E Coli at this El Pollo Loco.
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The name is Matrix. Dorothy Matrix. pic.twitter.com/lHoVthL0mW
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@OKnox @alexwagner @RonaldKlain with a red gummi bear stapled to every card. "Here, it's still warm from being in my pocket."
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Idea: Stupidity Czar: Just smacks congressmen up side the head when they say shit like, "What about a travel ban on Ebola dogs?"
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@PatrickRothfuss So proud. <sniff>
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@RogueKielbasa Nah, I just underexposed the shot. It's orange. They light them red at Christmas, so I know the difference.
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Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy
Front yard went all Giants on me. Coit Tower and Embarcadero 1 lit up orange for the Giants NL Pennant Win.#SFGiants pic.twitter.com/mmpHIpZjMG
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Rookies, has beens, guys up from AA ball, Japanese league, YOU GOTTA LOVE THESE GUYS! #SFGiants
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MLB Jesus @MLBJesus
See you in church, Franciscans
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Edwin Heaven @writeslikehell
The Giants win the pennant!
The Giants win the pennant!
The Giants win the pennant!
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@Wwm_Shakespeare You, sir, are a scalawag, a ne’er-do-well, and a scurvy patch.
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@Wwm_Shakespeare No, YOU'RE attaint!
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Tom Stebbins @StebbinsTom
Reading and loving The Serpent of Venice by Chris Moore. A comic novel that's actually funny. @TheAuthorGuy
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Stefan Edward Jones @StefanEJones
@TheAuthorGuy If you put the batteries in backwards the little spinny wind gauge thing can be used to launch tornadoes at your enemies.
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This $30 weather station from Costco has put my office one step closer to being an official Super Villain Lair. #SharksWfrickinLaserBeams
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@JElvisWeinstein AND it's a tongue depressor.
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Media Matters @mmfa
Conservative media's Ebola expert is the same person who started the death panel lie: mm4a.org/1pchnrH pic.twitter.com/5VW4KKDKue
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@yoyoha I know, I worry about the infectious nature of irony.
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@kate_deforest pic.twitter.com/AuKtGvCVrN
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"a rise in the underground animal sex tourism in Denmark,” which we assume does not mean animals such as gophers"
thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/…
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Some Asshole @assholeofday
#AssholeOfTheDay Scott Walker says it doesn't matter if Voter ID laws stop only one fraud assholeoftheday.us/post/100099799… pic.twitter.com/MrlyGYty68
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"You'll feel bad if you get Ebola after you posted that Ebola joke."

"Pretty sure I'll feel bad even without the joke."
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The Onion @TheOnion
"Women deserve to have the option to postpone motherhood until they feel fully prepared." onion.com/1u65J3d pic.twitter.com/3jINAFmfY4
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HumorousBooks @FeelGood_Books
SomeSciFi,SomeMystery,LotsOfHilarity+WackyIdeas&NeatCharacters
#SewerGasAndElectric:ThePublicWorksTrilogy
@bymattruff pic.twitter.com/I9SiDw5Rsz
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RT @Human_USB: Watch-out for Ebrola as well….//You can only get that from a high-five. Pretty sure.
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@Human_USB I think you can only catch that from a high-five.
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Hey look, I found the outdoor Chris Moore @TRCA_Trails. I'm the "indoor use only" model.
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Man, I sure hope I don't catch ironic Ebola from that Ebola joke I tweeted.
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@1JessWalter That's the model that used to be the Jean Valjean.
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@assholeofday @TeaPartyCat Hey Abbot, you okay that paraplegics can't get married if they can't reproduce? #Fuckstick
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G. Justine Galo @Aviewfromabroad
@TheAuthorGuy I can't wait to read this, but my teenage daughter gets to first! Best comedic author today! pic.twitter.com/5PRe1Qqmj6
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@charstarlene it takes a little weed to fully grasp the sadness of cabbage
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@writeslikehell Over a cow.
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steve @greendervish
@TheAuthorGuy You're offended when someone criticizes your news channel? Let me guess what news channel you watch....
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@EricHosen It's a subset. Believe me, I've run into them.My FEDEX guy used to try to corner me about it after listening to RUSH in his truck
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@gregorybehrendt The first act turn in EVERY Elvis movie...
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You don't believe in evolution, but you're worried that ebola will become airborne transmissible. Let me guess where you get your news...
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@writeslikehell dyslexics
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@WileyCash We call that Monday in San Francisco, so yes, it's a bad sign.
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You think a mandatory waiting period for a gun violates your 2nd Amt rights, but one on abortions is a-okay. Let me guess your news source
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Heather Hopp-Bruce @H_HoppBruce
Middle grade readers: We LOVED "The Scavengers" by Michael Perry @SneezingCow - gold star for girls' role model! pic.twitter.com/7DVMzQInjO
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You're afraid of sharia law, but you think you think the ten commandments should be encoded in law. (Despite that "no god b4 me" one. )
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You're freaked about ISIS, but it's okay that congress went on recess without voting for any action. Let me guess where you get your news.
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You're freaked about Ebola, but you don't think children should be vaccinated for other diseases? No, let me guess your news source...
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@shariv67 I’m all about the text, ‘bout the text, no body. All about the text, bout the text, no body.
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@MalloryBCash @WileyCash Right number of toes. Yur good to go.
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I want to fight with a cable company today, but not MY cable company. #Fitness #EyeOfTheTiger
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Shari VanderWerf @shariv67
How to Manhattan:
* Never stop walking
* Stare straight ahead
* No eye contact
* Keep moving
* Faster
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@PatrickRothfuss You are really enjoying New York's rich pageant.
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@ScottBravesFan @CardinalsGM Thanks!
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@CardinalsGM It's on regular FOX. They just told me.
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@MissLadyRedbird It's on regular FOX. They finally told me.
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@FOXSports1 @FOXSports Thanks.
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@NicCageMatch Maureen Dowd too fucking high, AGAIN.
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Birdies in my front yard today. pic.twitter.com/yNVa5yUgMh
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@sabrinaflytrap Exactly!
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@paulapoundstone And only $22.00 from the mini-bar.
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Kate W @BitchPuddingBam
@TheAuthorGuy Reading "Lamb" for the gazillionth time. Thank you for my favorite book ever!
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Suzanne M Stewart @SuzanneStewart1
@TheAuthorGuy Team jerseys? pic.twitter.com/eRllZFGH2N
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Maybe a minor league team. The Flying Squirrels, maybe. Yeah, I’ll change my name to Christopher Flying Squirrels. (The flying is silent)
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It’s nice that the Orioles have a writer’s name on their jerseys. I guess if I changed my last name to Giants I could pull that off.
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@behindyourback Nope, but the face of someone who should charge extra for the foul language :)
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@undergbastard Excellent blue dinosaurs!
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Chris Worthington @SomeChrisTweets
Welcome back to Cooking With Spiders. As you can see, you can make just about anything cook for you if you make a tiny enough chef’s hat.
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I'm rooting for the Orioles but I'd like them to win in 7 after a lot of injuries and a couple of their pitchers get narcolepsy. #ALCS
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@PatrickRothfuss I guess it's time to learn about the subway.
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Richard S. Crawford @underpope
@TheAuthorGuy You are capable of the most disturbing imagery.
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Why so many 80s-90s historical films lately? My theory, people like big glasses. Larry King will be the new Kate Upton. #BigGlasses
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Zelda Williams @zeldawilliams
Mental health IS as important as physical health, & whether there are visible signs or not, the suffering is real. It can affect EVERYONE.
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@capt_capsaicin Books Inc may have some left, but call them before making the trip.
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So, SF Bay area, I'm doing this next Tuesday literarydeathmatch.com/upcoming-event…
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Elected officials shouldn't get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.
-Lewis Black
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Nerds! Nerdettes! Lenora Crichlow who played Annie on the BBC Being Human is on sitcom A to Z. And she's not wearing the gray sweater.
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Don't read the comments. NEVER read the comments.
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John Scalzi @scalzi
YES MT @theferocity: Please please don’t try to book readings and literary events via FB messenger. My people, I beg of you, use email.
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@wymmyss Yeah, let's say that.
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I awoke this morning with an existential dread and a paralyzing fear of insect spray.
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Wiley Cash @WileyCash
#Wilmington #NC: Me, you & @searlesbooks at @pombooksILM on 11/7. Our publicist will be there. Don't let us be humiliated by an empty room.
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@Jakethis Tiny shampoos.
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Andrew Baggarly @CSNBaggs
More Renaissance Pence: @WereD0neHere: You might get a kick out of this: i.imgur.com/LDvhfs3.jpg
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Ghost Cat Dog @LostCatDog
Steampunk pick-up artists cruising real slow in their fuck blimps
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@PatrickRothfuss You rogue!
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RCA dog misses his Gramaphone. Has to take job listening to this vacuum cleaner. pic.twitter.com/YFlz9rh56E
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@danteshepherd Wouldn't be here without Peavy, so thanks for that.
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@ucrosspop25 That was ridiculously lucky.
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@danteshepherd One game at a time.
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@danteshepherd Let's GO GIANTS!
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@gregkihn Comcast channel 731
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Pat Rothfuss @PatrickRothfuss
This Friday. 8 pm. @paulandstorm & I are doing a show in New York. @NYSuperWeek.

Tickets. bit.ly/PRPSNYCC
RT?
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Visualize Twitter, but by pony express. Got it?
SO
MUCH
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SHIT

Wasn't even where I was going when I started that joke.
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@lquidsound Victims of squirrel attack are often "very disoriented".
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@khkshimabukuro Yes! Shark Punkin Chunkin!
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