we're all holograms so fuk it
Playing a show in Santa Cruz, CA at 9:00 PM today at Motiv
some days i think i'm especially hilarious. usually when i wake up drunk
hold me closer tony danza
knowing pro tools, there's gotta be entire landfills of those baby pandas and angels
thanks homie! hope to see you there!
on the bus sitting under the heating vent sweating my ass off but I'm too lazy to move
New shows announced in Salt Lake City, UT - Willits, CA
Playing a show in Oakland, CA at 9:00 PM today at The Era Art Lounge and Bar
man i got a serious nose whistle going. sounds like a pan flute
ILLLLL VIBES COMIN TO TRAP CITY SF on January 10th with
unfortunately it was. had to turn it off. so bad.
watching this movie staring george michael from arrested development and some girl with a unibrow...
the illuminati killed brian griffin
this is fo tha ggggggggg's!!
wow this is the first thanksgiving in a long time where I wasn't totally shitfaced by now
happy thanksgiving, all white people should be ashamed of themselves today.
I am thankful for recycled posts about fukushima, vaccines, and gmo's
What's funny and has two wheels? A kid falling off his bike.
New shows announced in Oakland, CA - Seattle, WA - Santa Cruz, CA
daaaaamn just hit 10,000 plays!
family guy killed off Brian -- file that under who gives a shit
lol $60 for a 1/100, it must have not been that nice of a bottle.
PSA: you're still a fucking tweaker if its just adderall
so I just did a neti pot with hydrofluoric acid in it. i think its really gonna speed up my recovery
Bay Area homies - beat church tonight in SF!
there is nothing uglier than a man's ass
Playing a show in Santa Cruz, CA at 9:00 PM today at Cocoanut Grove
I feel racially profiled when I get in the cab and the driver changes the music from Lil Wayne to Katy Perry
There's no "i" in "team." But there's an "i" in "Tim," and my friend Carlos pronounces it "team" so... there you go.
I think this cold just broke..., damn that was brutal.
A new favorite: Frantic by on
Playing tonight in Los Angeles with at Broadway Bar!
Playing a show in Los Angeles, CA at 9:00 PM today at Broadway Bar
best way to enjoy leftovers from a restaurant: do not leave them on top of your car and drive away.
so that's what playing a set while you're on your deathbed is like.
Today at werk my boss hurt himself with a knife and instead of saying shit he said "squad!" 🙌😂
damn had to leave fingerprints, a retina scan, and a blood sample just to purchase this pack of sudafed.
if i die from this cold I will sell all my beats for double price
ugh still so sick. starting to hallucinate tho so it's not all bad
turns out the current exchange rate of "fam" bucks to real life money is zero.
EAT IT UP
♦ KRUEGER (PHILLY) ♦ VNDMG ♦ DJ DIALS ♦ RYURY + MORE ♦♦♦
just chillin tonight - really into this Roses EP from Last Night In Paris!
at least you know how to multitask
I plan to consume over 3 alcohol beverages tonight while using dayquil
Playing a show in San Francisco, CA at 9:00 PM today at F8 1192 Folsom
why is it so hilarious when your friends throw up?
Just got some solid rest now its onto to Sacramento to throw down a set tonight at Grimey with indaskyes at The Press Club!
Playing a show in Sacramento, CA at 9:00 PM today at The Press Club
they've either put ketamine in my beer or I've had like 12
nanana wreeecking baaaallll! someone kill me or get something better stuck in my head
I support this initiative
note to self: just because I'm drunk at the airport doesn't mean I'm especially clever and need to post a tweet every 5 seconds
sometimes it's fun to be generally obnoxious to people that are just trying to do their job.
I'm on the rage-for-5-days-straight diet plan
TSA in Seattle airport are all thin and polite. am I in some sort of alternate dimension??
dang PDX was a blast. now off to Olympia, WA to throw down at the Royal Lounge tonight!
it's like herding cats on ketamine
oh so that's what food and sleep feels like
Playing a show in Portland, OR at 9:00 PM today at Refuge
I think hippies just like saying "retrograde"
Plot twist: a cat dresses like a slut for halloween.
blah blah this airline's performance is below my standards blah blah complaint about tsa
my beats are way cooler than me
I'd like to take this moment to blame astrology for any responsibilities I'm blowing off right now
oh perfect, i was only able to accomplish .01% of the 10,000 things I had to do before leaving town.
We Have a New track: VNDMG - Bordello Blush
what's all this about a gas pedal
feeling fat but not sassy
holy shit I forgot how intense malls are
me too but i was an idiot and made all tweets post on fb and now i can't disable it
I want to dive into a bed full of american apparel models, preferably after they've showered.
yeah quit slaggin off!!! aaaaaaah
A free download and a HIGH FIVE for your Friday
daaamn i wanna do a track with DVNNY SETH!
immediate tasks: smoke weed, do laundry, get coffee, dwell on any social interaction I had at coffee shop, smoke weed, make music
! from my idm/downtempo days VIDEO
unknown fact: assholes are the nicest most genuine people you'll meet
it's hard to be patient when so much awesome shit is on the horizon!!
damn .. disapointing.. i just thought that lots of half naked bitches with fake tits were suddenly into my music
I never say no to unless I'm sober, and its not 3am.
Nag me like one of your Jewish girls...
i'm going to see if I can survive on just wasabi cover almonds for the next three days
you should put "personal go cart for every connecting flight" in your contracts