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Anurag Chinepalli2011-10-13
@double_chins1,108 days
All I Do Is Sell Dreams
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you can make a vid of Brian Williams rapping and the fact he's been an uncritical toady for power his whole career become unimportant
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cute that you can post some epic owns on twitter dot com and everyone will forget you said 500000 iraqi kids dying was worth it
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I wanna die pic.twitter.com/cIaXVWoZIw
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The original ending of The Wire was McNulty looking into the camera and saying "I guess that's why they call it the wire." Crazy
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imo it's not good humor unless it considers the failures of fiat currency
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What I like about South Park is that they're not afraid to "go there"
I accidentally pee on myself with frightening regularity
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@MattBruenig reminds me of this twitter.com/Bro_Pair/statu…
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"History repeats itself, first as tragedy second as farce" - Karl Marxlone on the Jazz's back to back finals losses to the Jordan's Bulls
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Other times I think I'm the Turtle bc most of my life savings are in the form of jorts
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Sometimes I think I'm the Drama of my friend group bc I'm most likely gonna die via autoerotic asphyxiation
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TURTLE: But Vin, they're the limited-edition nike fukijamas
VINCE: This man has a sickness of the soul, his very being is a joke of god
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Hi, we're Rae Sremmurd. You may know us from our hit single "No Flex Zone" but the real no flex zone is bullying
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my friend forwarded me a story from his fiction class about a zombie apocalypse written in the style of Hemingway and now i want to die
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I commented wow on a girl's fb pic in 2009, and I think this is the year it comes to fruition
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Mens Rights Shyamalan
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Pizza Dad Hahahaha @swarthyvillain
tech spurs economic innovation. you can now have a job pretending you're a restaurant that is an idiot's conception of a black guy, online
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IHOP @IHOP
@ollymox Nah, but we can hit that shmoney dance.
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What’s Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross’s favorite FKA Twigs track?

Closer
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Dad said I've been speaking in tongues and floating a lot recently but I told him the real satanic possession was special interest groups
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Me and my wife got mugged and as she was about to call the cops I said, "Hon, the real crooks are in the white house"
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My son wanted a clown at his birthday party but I told him, "son the real clowns are in congress"
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Pumpkinbblesmith @kibblesmith
Love how gritty and realistic The Wire is. Favorite character is a tie between the bow-tied super assassin and cop who makes tiny furniture.
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@Karen_Brill_ facts don't matter online
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How come MTV picked up the pilot for "Selfie" but said that my spec script for "Dick Pic" was an "affront to human dignity"?
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Trying to pitch this reboot of the bachelor starring me but all the girls fucking hate me and the episode is them laughing at me for 40 min
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The only Tumblr I've bookmarked is one devoted to Michael Jordan wearing jeans
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David Roth @david_j_roth
Up in the club with Michael Jordan jeans on/Pre-shredded cargo pockets got Michael Jordan jeans on. pic.twitter.com/K2tbvwKDRU
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A sports team called the Red Bulls is the most American thing I've ever heard
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My president is tan, my lambo is nonexistent
pic.twitter.com/bN4DbrMh4F
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We remake "Breaking Bad" but with Hillary Clinton and title it "Habitually Bad"
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What's a bigger embarrassment to our country, Bush winning 2 elections or Modern Family winning 5 straight emmys?
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@Karen_Brill_ If you retweet it my klout score goes up I think
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@Karen_Brill_ I didn't wanna go surreal with that but there only so many ways you can shoehorn an edamame pun in you feel?
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Skip Baeless @Moose_Bigelow
#AskIslamicState do you think we have a good enough offense to beat Islamic Tech this year?
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Why did you rob that whole foods?
Me: The edamame... it to talks me.. it whispers... you could even say it edaMadeMe do it hahahaha
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Mahatma Ghandi? Mor like mahatma RAndy that dood was horny as h e c k
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Spot the difference pic.twitter.com/7qmlxPrhLc
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Kanye Warned Us About This pic.twitter.com/t3umjdszvB
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Taylor Swift man I hate it had to be her
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Sam Biddle @samfbiddle
this will not help america begin the healing pic.twitter.com/MmihmzeU5l
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Pizza Dad Hahahaha @swarthyvillain
if we elect 5 more democratic presidents in a row, we may finally get a tepid rebuke of police obliterating civilians with military hardware
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"Sir, your resume is just an acrostic poem about Rachael McAdams"
"...."
"When can you start"
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the 90's were such garbage they didnt even have iphones
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"I saw the greatest pork rinds of my generation destroyed by staleness" - Allen Ginspig
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The failure of my kickstarter to get Zoeey Deschanel to choke me is an imminent sign that End Times are upon us
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You wanna fight ME?? Buddy I've seen almost every magic related TED talk, you've fucked up
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Pizza Dad Hahahaha @swarthyvillain
sorry you don't realize the nuances of this program, ignoramuses: it's funny to give Metal Gear Solid guns directly to our dumbest cops
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Pizza Dad Hahahaha @swarthyvillain
sorry bud, we can't pay for your surgery. Sherrif Trey Crangough of Suckandfuck, SD needs an A-10 Warthog to strafe ISIS at the strip mall
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Bryce Dinnerman @BronzeHammer
looking forward to science fiction film RoboCop, which depicts an alternate future in which a highly militarized police force kills at will
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Future Headline: "Senate Candidate Clavin Gorpsdale Was Nominated But Refused To Participate in Ice Bucket Challenge, Does He Love ALS?"
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Clifford @BigRedDreck
I live every week like its Shark Week—staring at screens spoonfeeding me babified, acontextual information that I'm still too dense to learn
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Jason Horthees @crushingbort
"I OBJECT" "no, Counsel...you person." *emotional hug*
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Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible
It's cool that SMART artists like Macklemore & Lorde are here to call out materialism. very bold of these brave geniuses *sets self on fire*
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"Not Afraid" seems like a song that inspired a lot of dudes to open up crossfit gyms
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A good rule of thumb is one in which the thumb chooses not to execute anyone idk man they're just fingers my standards for them are low
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@RobVT3 Really? I have these dreams where I corner Kerouac and toss him into a dumpster
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matt baby (scarey) @mattvbrady
ive been watching the british show "friday night lights" was adapted from and it's quite fascinating pic.twitter.com/abogmQHXrZ
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@RobVT3 truly Burroughs is the only beat worth any time
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@RobVT3 Have you seen the diss track Burroughs dropped on Truman Capote? lettersofnote.com/2012/08/this-i…
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InfoSec Taylor Swift @SwiftOnSecurity
pic.twitter.com/vm39FvbKrw
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Imagine working at Brookings and being excited about figuring out new ways to kill muslims
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Christ imagine working at Nike and spend your days thinking about how to spin horrifying injuries into shoe sales
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Desus Nice @desusnice
Shorter original copy: "he'll be aight, Buy our stuff" pic.twitter.com/lYa0VXiUEw
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Jason Horthees @crushingbort
A video of people reacting to 2 Girls 1 Cup but instead it's them learning that Brumpbo Tungus isn't a real name but Colton Burpo is
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Jeb Lund @Mobute
The Big Bang Theory and Newt Gingrich have the same broad appeal: they're what dumb humorless people think smart witty people sound like.
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America doesn't deserve democracy RT @washingtonpost 'The Big Bang Theory' cast is about to be very, very rich wapo.st/1ltzhED
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What if Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong fell in love and decided to just never leave the moon no one would be able to stop them
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James Franco PHD
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Venture Capitalist Jusin Bieber
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Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible
22 Lists You'll Regret Spending Your Precious Minutes Reading When The Dark Encroaches And The Grey Veil Descends
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Phil Jackson throws a ceramic knife into the sand between J.R. and Iman Shumpert. "Winner gets to start" he growls
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Late Tonight Show with "This Empty Shell, Once Feeling" 9/8 central
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Heh whenever Bradley Nowell, Eric Wilson and Bud Gaugh collaborate it's sublime
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The toothbrush flops on the sink like a beached fish
Rachel McAdams will never love you it whispers
I sob in the shower
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Awake to the screaming of your parents... Wonder if Rachel McAdams ever thinks about you... fall back asleep
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Pizza Dad Hahahaha @swarthyvillain
crime tips: watch out for people livetweeting sharknado. you can rob them and they will offer zero resistance
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Pizza Dad Hahahaha @swarthyvillain
all the guys that think poor people should be uploaded onto a data cloud are gonna snarktweet the sharknado movie again tonight
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@jvathlete Thinking screenplay "Elon Muskies: The unlikely story of how one billionaire bought his way to NCAA victory" Spike Lee to direct
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Bankrupt and desperate, the CT university system is bought out by billionaire Elon Musk. The UConn Huskies become the Elon Muskies
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Elon Musk comes out with a line of genetically modified corn called "Elon's Husk"
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Elon Musk comes out with a new line of perfume called "Elon's Musk"
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Pizza Dad Hahahaha @swarthyvillain
french antisemtism burns me up, they invented my favorite genre of lit: going places and being surprised that they're different from others
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there's a joke somewhere about migos filling out a madlib but I haven't figured it out yet
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People act like it was impressive that David beat Goliath but having God on your side is kinda the ultimate PED
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.@timherbst looks like if someone smeared nutella on top of the stay puft marshmallow man
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hi my favorite band is the black keys my favorite tv show is modern family my favorite food is cardboard
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@charlescwcooke Lol conservative religious groups repeatedly tried to ban Harry Potter in America...
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Pizza Dad Hahahaha @swarthyvillain
me and the other libertarians are going to defeat government with a boring book where a woman fucks a railroad or something and 3d printing
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Only purpose of having kids is to trade in the first one Rumplestiltskin style for some magic powers
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Pizza Dad Hahahaha @swarthyvillain
@animaldrumss [writer knocks a big bowl of paella into the dog dish while trying to open a plastic package with his teeth] they're ENTITLED
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Mike F @animaldrumss
[journalist grabs his coffee by the lid and accidentally squeezes it too hard, spilling it on his suit pants] Stupid fucking millennials...
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The Telltale Blart @Bro_Pair
this is not the first German campaign to end with a single shot fired in the final minutes
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Little did Nietzsche know, that when writing "The Gay Science" he was actually penning the worlds first #SickBurn
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The Telltale Blart @Bro_Pair
Joachim Low sends in Dirk Nowitzki to play for a few minutes, just to see what happens. he's not even wearing sneakers
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Yates' Eddo-Lodge @ichlugebullets
"We killed all those slum children for this?" pic.twitter.com/Nvl57AEDgT
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This is a little known #SportsFact but if your country loses by 5 or more goals in the World Cup the winner gets to colonize you
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this is embarrassing to watch
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@jvathlete get that tatted on your chest
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BUT WHERE WAS TAYLOR SWIFT TO DECODE ABU GHRAIB FOR ME?
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online.wsj.com/articles/for-t… hahahahahahaha
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