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Anurag Chinepalli2011-10-13
@double_chins924 days
Children's Soccer Heckler
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Anurag Chinepalli @double_chins
What's lamer in 2014, Coachella or Derrick Rose?
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Kendrick GOATkins
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Ahir Shah @AhirShah
Rereading my Bhagvad Gita and Krishna revealing his universal form to Arjun is still the least fair debating tactic of all time
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Wanna go on the record and say my #2014Playoffs fantasy is Greg Oden blocking a game 7 Durant buzzer beater and screaming "I'm #1 bitch"
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Yo it's 2014, if you're from Trumbull there's no need to describe your location as Farifield County ~Lorde came out with a song about this~
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@Karen_Brill_ Not a problem until they're all filled with pee a la Howard Hughes
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@ElanDeCarlo I once saw two kids (one in flag print tank) talk about if Patrick Bateman or Gordon Gekko was more bro ~horrifying
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Science needs to find a way to sterilize people who take away all the wrong lessons from movies like American Psycho or Wall Street
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Banksy Ideas @BanksyIdeas
Stencil of Jesus in a rage, throwing market sellers out of a holy Temple. But look again: the sellers are all David Cameron
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Banksy Ideas @BanksyIdeas
Stencil of Joseph & Mary handing frankincense and myrrh in to a charity shop. They kept the gold, right?
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Banksy Ideas @BanksyIdeas
Stencil of Simon Cowell behind the X Factor judges desk, watching his girlfriend give birth to his son
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The One Where Rachel and Ross Seriously Consider Abortion
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Always gotta be suspicious of white men in vests
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Karen Brill @Karen_Brill_
people with umbrellas think that they're so cool, but really they're just dry
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Still not 100% sold that dinosaurs existed
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Have people used the phrase "Hashtivist" yet cuz if not I wanna trademark it and sell T-shirts
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Nancy Grace @NancyGraceHLN
Daddy allegedly snacks on marijuana and kills his wife! Is #PotToBlame?
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If there was justice human Ken Doll and human Barbie would be in love instead there is no god and they hate each other
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Growing up is realizing Sean Penn is a piece of shit and Tina Fey is highly lame
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At 19, the only goal I've accomplished is never being friends with anyone who enjoys casually wearing flag prints
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Ken Jennings @KenJennings
When you're describing an acquaintance, how many adjectives do you need to list before you casually slip race in there?
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Fun Fact: #BloodMoon was actually the initial name for our cat
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Moshe Kasher @moshekasher
Whenever I walk by a child in first class, I shed a tear for the human being it could have become rather than the monster it is sure to be.
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"How to use 'duff' in a sentence unsurprisingly an unfruitful Google search
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UConn Men's Hoops @UConnMBB
Imma just hand @Drake a business card and say... We Made It pic.twitter.com/YMYalWClmx
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Chinamen is the laziest racial slur
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IDENTICAL TWINS ARE SOME DEVIL SHIT AND WE AS A SOCIETY NEED TO OSTRACISE THEM APPROPRIATELY
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Announcement: Slowly transitioning my ~aesthetic~ from unemployed fisherman to RIck Rubin
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Really glad I wasn't alive in 1975 bc my fragile heart wouldn't have been able to take Peter Gabriel leaving Genesis
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Say what you want about Obama but my 3rd amendment rights have never been stronger
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If your team makes the final 4 and you don't riot is there even a point
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Sammy Dinner Dates @SamPattillo
Icona Pop will delete that insta so here is a screenshot of them pretending Ty $ is their homie when its Waka Flocka pic.twitter.com/TsMDdDshiC
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If I'm not doing this in 10 years my 20's have been wasted pic.twitter.com/fexfg3PfE1
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H GREEN @jvathlete
@double_chins this is only a problem in connecticut i think
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"If I suggest we go to a restaurant and it turns out to be bad will people dislike me" was a surprisingly unfruitful google search
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Less chubby teens in TDE sweatshirts (I can say that cuz I'm almost 20)
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Metta World Peace @MettaWorldPeace
Every morning after breakfast we will bring it in and Say "go spurs".
Little Timmy says"dad , what's a spur" dad says "it's a team son"
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Metta World Peace @MettaWorldPeace
When I have ten kids , I will name them all Spurs players name. Even the girls. We will be a family
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If you're a grown man who drinks 3 cups of milk every day you probably have numerous skeletons in your closet
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Can't trust anyone who gets their daily recommended dose of dairy...
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if you ever feel lazy remember that a writer for Suits got away with the line "you may have went to Harvard but we went to Wharton"
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Nothing like a tall glass of orange juice to start a productive day of chasing the Yakub back into the cave
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Desus @desusnice
Illuminati trying to distract us from the missing plane by releasing Jay Electronica songs #STAYWOKE
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Million Dollar Idea: One of those lame "New Phone Need Numbers" Groups but you sneak ask for their social security number instead
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It's a dating app where you're matched up by your Flappy Bird score
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#ConspiracyWatch Golden Grahams and Cinnamon Toast Crunch are the same thing
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@ElanDeCarlo It just makes me so happy that someday I'll get to tell a small child who Ron Arrest is/show him the Malice in the Palace vid
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"Artest is in the stands" >>> "The band is on the field"
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ZEUS BIGALOW @BigGhostLtd
Lotta yall not gettin the full experience of Rick Ross new album cuz you not hearin it on 250 ft yacht speakers
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"Andre Drummond leads the league in offensive rebounds, but can he rebound from Jennette Mccurdy?"- If I was a Sportswriter
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Watching Lebron play right now inspires me to try and eat the rest of this pizza
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A really high end denim line for toddlers
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Obligatory "If I won an Oscar everyone would have to respect me. My obituary would read Oscar-winner, instead of children's soccer heckler"
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Roy Hibbert @Hoya2aPacer
The Red Wedding. OMG
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If there is a Lord of the Flies remake. I want in.
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@pk_fiya jk have no right to talk watched 3 eps of House today
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@pk_fiya This tweet is so basic I almost gagged
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@jvathlete idk I've been watching a lot of
House/ subverting authority lately
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They say you are what you eat but I don't remember eating a small child
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They say you are what you eat but I don't remember eating a bag of Doritos, 9 chicken nuggets, and an Oreo sleeve
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They say you are what you eat but I don't remember eating a sickly indian
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Martha Stewart @MarthaStewart
I am in a very serious conversation about this popular(very popular) cracker
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Martha Stewart @MarthaStewart
Do you eat/buy/love Triscuits?? When was the last time you had a triscuit? How did you eat it?
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That was via @Slate. I've never felt so betrayed by TV before. This is probably how Job felt after God killed his children.
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"House of Cards is really designed to be binge-watched, consumed so quickly there is no time to taste all the garbage we are guzzling down."
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just waiting on some girl to dump me so I can angrily/drunkenly blog about her, resulting in me creating a billion dollar tech company
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@infrareddy I seriously considered starting a fan tumblr dedicated to Hitchcock and Scully, but True Detective may be the GOAT
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@ElanDeCarlo "Democracy is Overrated" - Frank "Closet Sociopath" Underwood (also season 2 is supposed to be even more ridic)
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YOU'RE A LIAR IF YOU SAY YOU WATCHED K SPACEY GO DOWN ON KATE MARA WITH A STRAIGHT FACE
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Case in point: the episode where they randomly allude to Frank Underwood being gay
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If you ever watch a "House of Cards" ep more than once it becomes so earnest/ridiculous you have to laugh
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Can't wait till I'm 50 and release a relevant remix of the one hit song I had 22 years ago youtube.com/watch?v=72WhEq…
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Can't wait till I'm 40 and can write inane articles about why the next generation is the worst!
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truedetectiveconversations.tumblr.com Fantastic Tumblr #TrillDetective
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@infrareddy are you on this Tru Detective???
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Penis Shaped Buildings of New York > HONY
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Pigeons That Tind of Look Like President Garfield of New York > HONY
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Humans of New York is ok but the humans are probably the lamest part of NY
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Will never forgive the Winter Olympics for giving Apolo Ohno a national platform
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pitchfork.com/news/53846-dmx… Is this real life
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Kristen Schaal @kristenschaaled
Jay-Z: "Babe, please leave the part out where I come too fast on your dress in the limo. It's embarrassing." 'Yonce: "No."
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Living With Termites: The Anurag Chinepalli Story
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Most of my time is spent thinking of prospective autobiography titles
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Sonny Caplash @slipnslidesonny
@double_chins if he sees his shadow:drink. If he doesn't: drink. If comes out of his hole: drink. If he doesn't: drink. #Murica
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This is exactly 30 years too late but I hate you Larry Bird
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The next great challenge for Americans is figuring out how to turn Groundhog's Day into a drinking holiday
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Mr.Owl, how much cocaine does it take for a movie exec to think a "Lego Movie" would be a good idea?
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Joe Mande @JoeMande
Maybe if Kanye or Jay Z or Kendrick or Drake sold their CDs at Starbucks they would have won the Grammy for best rap album.
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Matt Fernandez @FattMernandez
Rappers either die while white people are still scared of them, or live long enough to host the Grammy's.
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#RichardSherman my only role model
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Ronan Farrow @RonanFarrow
Missed the Woody Allen tribute - did they put the part where a woman publicly confirmed he molested her at age 7 before or after Annie Hall?
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App Idea: What Would I Look Like As A 7-footer
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WHO'S OUT THERE WATCHING SURVIVOR IN 2014!!??
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@pk_fiya I see you pk
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IDK IF I JUST LOOK AWFUL OR IF THIS IS SOME NEXT LEVEL RACISM
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SOME 16 YEAR OLD JUST WALKED INTO THE POST OFFICE, LOOKED AT ME AND THE INDIAN CLERK, AND ASKED ME "IF YOU GUYS HAD ANY TAPE"
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Most basic thing ever said on the internet RT @jvathlete: U know what's better than sleep red bull and not sleep is
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@KeshavKhazanchi Yea
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Where can I find a definitive ranking of Seal's albums???
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My life's greatest accomplishment thus far has been never having a friend named "Hank"
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