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Minncognito2009-03-15
@minncognito2,049 days
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Minncognito @minncognito
Time to step up my costume idea this year. No more Dormant Werewolf. Maybe I'll go out as The Visible Man.
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Minncognito @minncognito
@JacquieFuller @TheCurrent whoa! Red Hill Mining Town! I've been thinking about that song over the last week. Superb lyrics. Such poetry.
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Minncognito @minncognito
@JacquieFuller @TheCurrent lol! Awesome show. So many great tracks. Also, love U2
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Pick Up Lines @FinePickUpLine
Are you garbage because I want to take you out.
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Minncognito @minncognito
@MNDeafGeocacher @fourfirkins Happy (belated) Birthday!
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The Four Firkins @fourfirkins
This month's #MixFive? Brought to you by our friend @minncognito thefourfirkins.com/beer/beer-deta… #october #fallbeer #fivepack pic.twitter.com/PXI3XxaHfz
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Alex Alvarez @soalexgoes
A cool, normal thing is when someone who DISAGREES WITH A LIST OF GHOSTS RANKED BY HOTNESS calls its writer a "twat."
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Mary Charlene @IamEnidColeslaw
the first rule of Sad Club is hang on let me finish my shower cry
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Minncognito @minncognito
The only way I can get through each day. Scheduled cry time. pic.twitter.com/zKGcdjjMwn
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Minncognito @minncognito
Holy overacting, Batman!

#GothamPremiere
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Minncognito @minncognito
@BeerBrewin uhhh...no thanks. Not after the parties there with people dressed in Nazi uniforms
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Minncognito @minncognito
Was talking on the phone with a girl and she pronounced "ad" like "ahhd". Almost "od".

Holy shit. Wtf is that?
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Brian Hiatt @hiattb
Joshua Tree is at No. 14 on iTunes charts right now, and 17 (!) other U2 albums in top 100. (h/t @ctklimek)
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Minncognito @minncognito
At work today pic.twitter.com/w1XQK5JM44
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Minncognito @minncognito
Had 4 beers and a great meal, ran 5 miles, had a few more drinks. Can't wait for coffee in a few hours. Gonna listen to U2's album again.
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Minncognito @minncognito
@U2
m2.cm/WOCCaJ

Why I love this band. Shrewd, successful businessmen. But always uncompromising artists first and foremost.
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Minncognito @minncognito
@LykkeLi love your work, and am a huge U2 fan. Was thrilled to hear you on their album. My favorite song on it.
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Minncognito @minncognito
@solace I agree.
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Minncognito @minncognito
@solace do you like it?
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Minncognito @minncognito
@MykaFox hilarious. I had already read about this but I love your article about it. Quick note - "spoiled" is misspelled in it, though.
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What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts
Ducks quack in their own regional accents. pic.twitter.com/u4ijpozb9O
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Minncognito @minncognito
@anneylani ha I just saw this
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Jamie Woodham @jwoodham
What should we do tonight? Go to a bar and stare at our phones or get food and stare at our phones or watch a movie and stare at our phones?
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Minncognito @minncognito
I like really spicy food because that's a whole different kind of sweating while I eat.
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Minncognito @minncognito
Thanks for the invite out tonight, guys, but I'm gonna chill at home with my blisty. pic.twitter.com/hyNVlcPMTk
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Minncognito @minncognito
You're right, Gillette. If I miss a spot or don't get a close shave on the first pass, I should buy your expensive, ridiculous super razor.
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emma caulfield @emmacaulfield
I dreamed I developed a jet pack for my pets. Even better, they knew how to operate it. #scifihasalltheanswers
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Minncognito @minncognito
“Heavy Rain” on my Relaxing Noises app is really immersive today, since my desk window allows me to see the storm outside, too.

#sensorywin
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Minncognito @minncognito
In which I fall asleep in my freshly-washed jeans so they fit tomorrow.
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Minncognito @minncognito
I want to get coffee but I don't want human contact.
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Minncognito @minncognito
I really have a boner for this new 2013 Microsoft Excel that we were upgraded to recently. And you ain't bad, either, 2013 Outlook.
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Minncognito @minncognito
It’s so slow at work that a tumbleweed just blew through, followed by some sad harmonica music.
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Minncognito @minncognito
@FirkinsMichael lay out the cheese and crackers. I'm a'comin!
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Subhashini @NeelaVanam
"Your absence has gone through me like thread through a needle. Everything I do is stitched with its color. - W. S. Merwin
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Jenny Mollen @jennyandteets
In Mexico for the next few days. Is there a part of town where the only Spanish I need are just lyrics from Pitbull songs?
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Minncognito @minncognito
@astromtini @exploitoholic Ha! Weird Al is using his powers of satire for good.
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Damon Hunzeker @DamonHunzeker
If you're able to roll over in your grave, you should save that energy for yelling and digging.
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Minncognito @minncognito
I have a thing like retail therapy but it's more alcoholismy.
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Minncognito @minncognito
Do I actually like cookie dough ice cream or do I just want to eat cookie dough with less guilt? Oh my god.
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Minncognito @minncognito
Homeless people approaching me for money, can't you see I'm fake talking on the phone?
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VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish
"Pop round anytime" - Translation: Please stay away from my house
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VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish
The crushing heartbreak upon realising your tea bag has split
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Minncognito @minncognito
Because "thank you" just wasn't good enough.

#thankyousomuch
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'80s Don Draper @80sDonDraper
You had me at dungeons; you lost me at dragons.
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Minncognito @minncognito
YOU'RE WELCOME
@AP: VIDEO: Baby red pandas make their public debut at Australian zoo: apne.ws/RsAm70
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Minncognito @minncognito
Wish I could party with Frasier and Niles Crane in real life.
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Minncognito @minncognito
It’s alarming and bizarre how commonplace the phrase “he said/she said” has become, especially within the workplace.
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Minncognito @minncognito
#Cosmos is so great, even if Neil deGrasse Tyson's enunciation can be overly dramatic.
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Minncognito @minncognito
This version of Jeopardy is so weird. The middle guy is a cyborg wearing a mortar board. pic.twitter.com/it6AwyY7bS
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Minncognito @minncognito
Mad at myself for waiting until "a girl is coming over" before cleaning my place. Then realized every guy ever has done the same thing.
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Minncognito @minncognito
Go away, just-announced Mrs. Doubtfire sequel.
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Minncognito @minncognito
It's like someone broke off the metal clip of a ballpoint pen cap and jammed it into my tire.

No leaks, though. pic.twitter.com/aVOJZcEx0A
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Minncognito @minncognito
Face shoved in glass. pic.twitter.com/qtmaliuMlU
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Minncognito @minncognito
"Threadbare" would be my CareBear name. Or Tenderheart Bear II.
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Minncognito @minncognito
Ketchup on everything. Everywhere. All the time.
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Minncognito @minncognito
"Like Boba Fett." is what I say in my head any time someone at work says "All set."
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Minncognito @minncognito
Today's shirt has a nice Campaign Trail Blue color. pic.twitter.com/0q74ltv8L2
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Minncognito @minncognito
Where is your soul, MyBurger?
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Minncognito @minncognito
Ate an onion bagel with salmon, garlic & herb spread and hummus. Followed by strong black coffee. I have some awesome breath right now.
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Minncognito @minncognito
Dear Old Man With Boobs/Possible Future Me at the Supermarket,

Thanks for the warning.
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Don NicHOWLS @TheDairylandDon
I swallow at least one note per meal that says "we're all really proud of you," in case the person who does my autopsy is having a bad day.
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Minncognito @minncognito
Any beef that isn't corned, get out of here right now.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
(Perfectly sings The Bronski Beat's "Smalltown Boy" and then ascends into a cloud of dudes) #FredPhelpsLastWords
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Minncognito @minncognito
The emotionally-coddling songs of my Solitary Confinement playlist don't cheer me up. The fact that I made such an asinine playlist does.
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Minncognito @minncognito
I like to play Ice Cube's "Roll All Day" for the first 15 seconds after getting gas. The rest of that song is for an orgy or porno shoot.
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Yassir Lester @Yassir_Lester
Fellas if you want to pick up a white girl at a bar, walk up to her and lightly whisper in her ear ..."House of Cards"
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Ellen DeGenres @TheElIIenShow
are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange
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Minncognito @minncognito
@neil_mccormick but I keep wondering - is it about perfecting their art or perfecting how they can appease teens and tweens?
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Josh Hara @yoyoha
instructions:
1. remember a time when you weren't awful
2. bask in that shit
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Minncognito @minncognito
just reflexively said "Aw yeah, that's the stuff." while relieving myself in the bathroom at work.
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GuyCodes @GuyCodes
When a girl says, "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." it means she's psycho.
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Minncognito @minncognito
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Number of times I've dropped my phone on my face while laying on my back and holding it above my face. pic.twitter.com/Wa5y9KTprU
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Minncognito @minncognito
What's worse - spending the night at someone's place after a big dinner and learning that your snoring and farting kept them awake OR ...nm.
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Minncognito @minncognito
@minncognito lol
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Minncognito @minncognito
How's a guy supposed to wear the same clothes to work day after day after day when be keeps spilling on himself meal after meal after meal.
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Adweek @Adweek
U2 will debut new single in Super Bowl ad, with goal of raising $2M for AIDS research: adweek.it/1avusL5
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Minncognito @minncognito
Old Man Winter retired a long time ago. It feels like he was replaced by Kim Jong Un Winter.

So cold out.
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Minncognito @minncognito
What sports post-game coverage - nay, ALL sports coverage feels like to me. pic.twitter.com/gMWeJf9NL9
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Minncognito @minncognito
“The world could be yours. Everything you could want.” But no one cared what I had to say about my parking spot, or that I was leaving it.
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'80s Don Draper @80sDonDraper
The producers canceled the ad budget for Argo? What the hell did you say to them Pete?
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Advice Mallard @AdviceMallards
Go to bed, and wake up, early. No one will bother you, letting your best work emerge.
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Minncognito @minncognito
Woman next to me in car service lobby is on the phone talking about spiritual medium that visited her house and sensed spirits. Holy shit.
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Minncognito @minncognito
@altjoen I agree.
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Minncognito @minncognito
@altjoen Dark Horse's Tres Blueberry Stout is so good. If you ever have a chance, check it out.
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Minncognito @minncognito
Frothed lite nog, heated until foamy and then poured into my fresh espresso roast. So good.

I needed to tell someone.
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WW2 Tweets from 1942 @RealTimeWWII
Roosevelt driving to Capitol to declare war, in only armoured car available to Secret Service: bulletproof limo confiscated from Al Capone.
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Minncognito @minncognito
I'm not fat. I'm winterized.

Nah, I'm fat.
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Minncognito @minncognito
First chipotle. Then sea salt. Now Sriracha mania has started sweeping through the nation, or it's at least on that new Subway sandwich.
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Minncognito @minncognito
@FirkinsMichael yum indeed!
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Jamie Woodham @jwoodham
"25 to life," said the judge. "But your honor," I reply, "you said I was getting a sentence, not a fragment." And the courtroom. Goes. Wild.
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Stop. Saying. Sunday Funday.
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Couldn't ID a song at a bar but was told it was on a "Missy Elliot Pandora station". Challenge accepted.
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Minncognito @minncognito
I like to sleep with my windows open and under lots of blankets because I've never been camping.
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Minncognito @minncognito
@ParisHilton apostrophe abuse.
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Minncognito @minncognito
I own one working pair of pants.
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Minncognito @minncognito
Old man at this grocery store asked a middle-age woman what celebrity she gets told she looks like. Playa' tryin' to get all sorts of laid.
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Minncognito @minncognito
Store signs say "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service", and it's just implied you're already wearing pants, which is something I understand...now.
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Josh Hara @yoyoha
15 Places Your Parents Had Sex While You Were Awake and Listening To Music in Your Room #DarkBuzzFeed
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Josh Hara @yoyoha
The older you get the more likely you will save a half a piece of fruit.
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'80s Don Draper @80sDonDraper
There are new kids on the block. They could be the loves of your life, or they could be serial killers. You don’t know, and it excites you.
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