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Minncognito2009-03-15
@minncognito1,863 days
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Minncognito @minncognito
Mad at myself for waiting until "a girl is coming over" before cleaning my place. Then realized every guy ever has done the same thing.
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Minncognito @minncognito
Go away, just-announced Mrs. Doubtfire sequel.
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Minncognito @minncognito
It's like someone broke off the metal clip of a ballpoint pen cap and jammed it into my tire.

No leaks, though. pic.twitter.com/aVOJZcEx0A
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Minncognito @minncognito
Face shoved in glass. pic.twitter.com/qtmaliuMlU
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Minncognito @minncognito
"Threadbare" would be my CareBear name. Or Tenderheart Bear II.
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Minncognito @minncognito
Ketchup on everything. Everywhere. All the time.
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Minncognito @minncognito
"Like Boba Fett." is what I say in my head any time someone at work says "All set."
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Minncognito @minncognito
Today's shirt has a nice Campaign Trail Blue color. pic.twitter.com/0q74ltv8L2
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Minncognito @minncognito
Where is your soul, MyBurger?
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Minncognito @minncognito
Ate an onion bagel with salmon, garlic & herb spread and hummus. Followed by strong black coffee. I have some awesome breath right now.
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Minncognito @minncognito
Dear Old Man With Boobs/Possible Future Me at the Supermarket,

Thanks for the warning.
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Don Nichols @TheDairylandDon
I swallow at least one note per meal that says "we're all really proud of you," in case the person who does my autopsy is having a bad day.
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Karen Kilgariff @KarenKilgariff
Rizzoli & Isles is a crime drama about a tough-as-nails pan of lasagna and her partner The Lesser Antilles not my best
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Minncognito @minncognito
Any beef that isn't corned, get out of here right now.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
(Perfectly sings The Bronski Beat's "Smalltown Boy" and then ascends into a cloud of dudes) #FredPhelpsLastWords
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Minncognito @minncognito
The emotionally-coddling songs of my Solitary Confinement playlist don't cheer me up. The fact that I made such an asinine playlist does.
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Minncognito @minncognito
I like to play Ice Cube's "Roll All Day" for the first 15 seconds after getting gas. The rest of that song is for an orgy or porno shoot.
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Yassir Lester @Yassir_Lester
Fellas if you want to pick up a white girl at a bar, walk up to her and lightly whisper in her ear ..."House of Cards"
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Ellen DeGenres @TheElIIenShow
are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange
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Minncognito @minncognito
@neil_mccormick but I keep wondering - is it about perfecting their art or perfecting how they can appease teens and tweens?
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Josh Hara @yoyoha
instructions:
1. remember a time when you weren't awful
2. bask in that shit
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Minncognito @minncognito
just reflexively said "Aw yeah, that's the stuff." while relieving myself in the bathroom at work.
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GuyCodes @GuyCodes
When a girl says, "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." it means she's psycho.
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Minncognito @minncognito
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Number of times I've dropped my phone on my face while laying on my back and holding it above my face. pic.twitter.com/Wa5y9KTprU
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Minncognito @minncognito
What's worse - spending the night at someone's place after a big dinner and learning that your snoring and farting kept them awake OR ...nm.
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Minncognito @minncognito
@minncognito lol
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Minncognito @minncognito
How's a guy supposed to wear the same clothes to work day after day after day when be keeps spilling on himself meal after meal after meal.
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Adweek @Adweek
U2 will debut new single in Super Bowl ad, with goal of raising $2M for AIDS research: adweek.it/1avusL5
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Minncognito @minncognito
Old Man Winter retired a long time ago. It feels like he was replaced by Kim Jong Un Winter.

So cold out.
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Minncognito @minncognito
What sports post-game coverage - nay, ALL sports coverage feels like to me. pic.twitter.com/gMWeJf9NL9
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Minncognito @minncognito
“The world could be yours. Everything you could want.” But no one cared what I had to say about my parking spot, or that I was leaving it.
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'80s Don Draper @80sDonDraper
The producers canceled the ad budget for Argo? What the hell did you say to them Pete?
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Advice Mallard @AdviceMallards
Go to bed, and wake up, early. No one will bother you, letting your best work emerge.
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Minncognito @minncognito
Woman next to me in car service lobby is on the phone talking about spiritual medium that visited her house and sensed spirits. Holy shit.
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Minncognito @minncognito
@altjoen I agree.
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Minncognito @minncognito
@altjoen Dark Horse's Tres Blueberry Stout is so good. If you ever have a chance, check it out.
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Minncognito @minncognito
Frothed lite nog, heated until foamy and then poured into my fresh espresso roast. So good.

I needed to tell someone.
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WW2 Tweets from 1942 @RealTimeWWII
Roosevelt driving to Capitol to declare war, in only armoured car available to Secret Service: bulletproof limo confiscated from Al Capone.
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Minncognito @minncognito
I'm not fat. I'm winterized.

Nah, I'm fat.
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Minncognito @minncognito
First chipotle. Then sea salt. Now Sriracha mania has started sweeping through the nation, or it's at least on that new Subway sandwich.
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Minncognito @minncognito
@FirkinsMichael yum indeed!
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Jamie Woodham @jwoodham
"25 to life," said the judge. "But your honor," I reply, "you said I was getting a sentence, not a fragment." And the courtroom. Goes. Wild.
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Minncognito @minncognito
Stop. Saying. Sunday Funday.
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Minncognito @minncognito
Couldn't ID a song at a bar but was told it was on a "Missy Elliot Pandora station". Challenge accepted.
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Minncognito @minncognito
I like to sleep with my windows open and under lots of blankets because I've never been camping.
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Minncognito @minncognito
@ParisHilton apostrophe abuse.
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Minncognito @minncognito
I own one working pair of pants.
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Minncognito @minncognito
Old man at this grocery store asked a middle-age woman what celebrity she gets told she looks like. Playa' tryin' to get all sorts of laid.
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Minncognito @minncognito
Store signs say "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service", and it's just implied you're already wearing pants, which is something I understand...now.
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Josh Hara @yoyoha
15 Places Your Parents Had Sex While You Were Awake and Listening To Music in Your Room #DarkBuzzFeed
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Josh Hara @yoyoha
The older you get the more likely you will save a half a piece of fruit.
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'80s Don Draper @80sDonDraper
There are new kids on the block. They could be the loves of your life, or they could be serial killers. You don’t know, and it excites you.
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rob delaney @robdelaney
.@Pontifex Is it okay to masturbate to a small oil painting of my wife when I travel for #business?
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Minncognito @minncognito
Gonna start combing my beard with a little brush every morning if tomorrow's trial combing goes well.

#beardlife
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Minncognito @minncognito
It's 5 am but if I go to work now, I can "trick or treat" all the candy leftover from yesterday's Halloween event. Would be a huge score.
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'80s Don Draper @80sDonDraper
Sure, a Gobot will get you from point A to point B and turn into a big robot, but a Transformer will do it with style.
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'80s Don Draper @80sDonDraper
Reebok Pumps: A breath of fresh air into America’s soles
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Minncognito @minncognito
Thanks for the nightmares about large spiders and snakes, Brain.

Feel free to dream about women. Or being able to fly. Either or.
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Minncognito @minncognito
I should work at a brewery. So content at them.

#beardy
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smokes70 @smokes70
If you hear a clicking outside... that's the sound of a thousand fanfic writers working on the "What happens to Jesse" story...#BreakingBad
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Breaking Bad @FansBreakingBad
The title of #BreakingBad’s final episode is
“Felina”
Fe-Li-Na
Iron-Lithium-Sodium
Blood-Meth-Tears

Also an anagram for finale.
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Minncognito @minncognito
@saffrontrail Thank you. That's why I always use "hello" or "Nice to see you again." Nice and closed-ended.
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daveanthony @daveanthony
Weird that Breaking Bad ended with a pie fight but I trust Vince Gilligan.
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Minncognito @minncognito
I don't think I could deal with having kids. Such a handful.

I mean, who just shits in their pants??!?!
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Ally Maynard @missmayn
Not too many more breakdowns before I hit the head shaving one.
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Minncognito @minncognito
Crumbled a strawberry Nutri-Grain bar into some strawberry banana yogurt. I should be a chef.
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jeannie. @JeanGreasy
Can you run out of tears? #sadgooglesearches
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Minncognito @minncognito
@altjoen did you get paid or at least credited?
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Andrew O. @TheOrvedahl
At this point I'm just looking for someone to shamble around a Target with.
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Minncognito @minncognito
Having a tooth filling makes me feel like a cyborg.
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Minncognito @minncognito
RedBox is a great way to see movies you would never pay to see on the theaters.
#yojoe
#cobraaaa
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Minncognito @minncognito
Thanks for telling me my fly was down, No One At Byerly's.
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Stephen Robinson @xstex
Worker removes graffiti, comes back hours later to find image of himself sprayed on the same wall. Hilarious. pic.twitter.com/YbrlcR4EFl
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Judah Friedlander @JudahWorldChamp
My porn name is Judah Friedlander.
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Minncognito @minncognito
Having some beers before jogging may not be the best thing, but it's my thing.
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Minncognito @minncognito
@PerkatPlay haha!
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Minncognito @minncognito
Every girl be getting tattoos across their ribs.
#ribsarethenewbutt
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Minncognito @minncognito
@katewalsh kaiju!
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Minncognito @minncognito
@MoreAndAgain you rule. Thanks for what you did.
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Minncognito @minncognito
@SchellsDan any chance Citra-Pils or Burton Ale will ever be rereleased?
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raj khatib @rajkhatib
any girl interest in busines man i own gas station and am single please message i 41 and sex good
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@SierraNevada yum!!!
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Rory @rorynotroy
If I ever make a music video, it's just gonna be me petting a bunch of dogs in slow motion and maybe pouring champagne on them too.
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Mary Charlene @IamEnidColeslaw
sample lady at the grocery store told me I'd had enough eggrolls so I grabbed her wrist & hissed that I would ruin her life
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Minncognito @minncognito
@davidalangrier lawl
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Minncognito @minncognito
@TheRock a..ap...apostrophe....abuse *RUNS AWAY AS FAST AS HE CAN*
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Kyle Lippert @Kyle_Lippert
The mountains turn blue because they're depressed that you're drinking Coors Light.
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Minncognito @minncognito
@russellcrowe You should make Proof of Life 2: More Proof Of Life, where that guy gets taken again.
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Minncognito @minncognito
@dawestheband Dawesome!
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Minneapolis Egotist @mplsegotist
Best Lunch Break Video Ever: Exploding Disney Princesses dlvr.it/3ZMfV5
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John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang
Gay Love exists in over 1500 species. Gay Hate exists in 1.
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Subway has a new sandwich laden with avocado. They named it the Bravocado.

I had to tell someone.
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Minncognito @minncognito
Here's to 1,000 more tweets!
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Minncognito @minncognito
@WTFFacts oh yeah, I think I saw that in DUH! magazine.
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Minncognito @minncognito
@UnusuaIQuestion apostrophe abuse
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Minncognito @minncognito
@EmWatson I just watched that today.
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Minncognito @minncognito
If you pronounce "bag" as "byag", or "today" as "t'dyay", you're affected.
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Minncognito @minncognito
Still do a double-take when I see any news about fecal transplants.
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Minncognito @minncognito
@solidgold Must. See. Solid Gold. This. Summer.....gah!
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Sincerely Tumblr @SincerelyTumblr
my milkshake brings mostly ants to the yard
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