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Shivam Kumar PandeyVaranasi-India2011-06-04
@shivamkrpandey1,051 days
Student at Banaras Hindu University|Simple|Calm|Bachelor of Science-Computer Science(Hons.)|About-Read my tweets
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Life & Relationships @Relationship
Every time I trust somebody, they show me why I shouldn't.
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Hindustan Times @htTweets
People have a lot of expectations from me: #Modi in an interview being broadcast on Times Now

#LSpolls
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Anu @TweetuSingh
Modi + Rajinikanth. Ab kya hoga. :)
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बाबा बनारसी @BabaBenarasi
जिन लडकियों को समझ ना आए कि किसे वोट दें,
उनके लिए EVM में एक ऑप्शन Awww
का भी होना चाहिए..!!
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बाबा बनारसी @BabaBenarasi
अमेठी में 500 किलो गुलाब के फूल स्वागत के मंगाए गए है, राहुल गाँधी इस बात से कंफ्यूज है की आज उनका नामांकन हैं या सुहागरात !!
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Inspiring Quotes @ThisInspiresUs
Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. -Steve Jobs
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
#DeshKaNeta should, be like the sun and do what he has said,believe in quality, lead India and Indians on the path of development.
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Keep Calm Tweets @KeepCaImTweets
Relax, Over-thinking ruins you.
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बाबा बनारसी @BabaBenarasi
चैत रामनवमी की हार्दिक शुभकामनाये
प्रभु राम आपको सुखी संपन्न एवं वैभवशाली रखे।
।। जय श्री राम ।।
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☞ Mr.Smoker™ @Itsmy_rule
बीजेपी लड़कियो के जिंस टीशर्ट के फैशन की तरह छा गया,काँग्रेस दुपट्टे की तरह खत्म हो रहा और स्कार्फ ठंड भर चला गर्मी मेँ पता चला की यूजलेस है
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बाबा बनारसी @BabaBenarasi
अरे दया!...पता लगाओ कि कही गम्भीर और सहवाग
ने युवराज को सुबह-सुबह कॉल तो नही किया था !!
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Inspiring Quotes @ThisInspiresUs
When you meet a man, you judge him by his clothes; when you leave, you judge him by his heart. - Russian Proverb
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Funny Tweets @FunnyTweetsMan
I wish life came with a remote to ◄◄ rewind ► play ▌▌pause ►► fast forward or sometimes just mute..
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Funny Tweets @FunnyTweetsMan
That awkward moment when you try to sing a duet by yourself.
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Funny Tweets @FunnyTweetsMan
You text me, I respond in 15 seconds, then apparently you die of excitement because 2 hours later I'm still waiting for a response.
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Funny Tweets @FunnyTweetsMan
my maturity level depends on who I'm with
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Funny Tweets @FunnyTweetsMan
*When my name was in a math problem*
Class: *Stares at me*
Me: That's right bitches, I bought 60 watermelons."
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Funny Tweets @FunnyTweetsMan
That moment, when you and your best friend look at each other and know what you are thinking and both laugh.
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Sarcasm @TheComedyHumor
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
Facebook is for people I normally see.
Twitter is for people I wish I could see.
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Sarcasm @TheComedyHumor
In a bedroom: Great singer.
In the shower: International superstar.
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Rain @Buddha_Insights
First Noble Truth: There is suffering due to birth, illness, aging, and death.
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Inspiring Quotes @ThisInspiresUs
Treasure the love you receive above all. It will survive long after your gold and good health have vanished. - Og Mandino
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Yo Yo Honey Singh @asliyoyo
Capo The Great Indian Gangster pic.twitter.com/b1JFJZZCJg
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
Maine o sanam tughe pyar kiyaa ... tune o sanam mughe dhoka diya .... tune kiya ye kyu #yoyohoneysingh (y) starting lines are just awesome
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"@TheComedyJokes: Weird conversations with your best friends .. That no one else could understand."@satishpandey93 @imabhigyan @BhuMaurya
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Inspiring Quotes @ThisInspiresUs
Trust yourself. Create the kind of self that you will be happy to live with all your life. -Golda Meir
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
I complain about not getting enough sleep yet I stay up late for no reason.
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
if you're my bestfriend, it's your duty to clear my browser's History when i die.
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
When you're good, you're good, when you're awesome you're me.
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बाबा बनारसी @BabaBenarasi
दुनिया मे लोगो के लिए सबके मुशकिल काम
अपने काम से काम रखना ।
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Sudhir Chaudhary @sudhirchaudhary
Feeling the Holi Impact this morning!No newspapers!Morning remains incomplete without newspapers.Web editions में वो बात नहीं।
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You cannot push anyone up the ladder unless he is willing to climb. - Andrew Carnegie
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
If you don't find me on any social sites or applications... That means I have activated a short period DND.
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
Don't know what to do :-(
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Funny Tweets™ @Lmao
i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me.
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Funny Tweets™ @Lmao
I think the guy who invented ties was trying to commit suicide
then he saw himself in the mirror & thought…
"wait, this looks nice."
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Funny Tweets™ @Lmao
This guy right here is the one who invented Copy Paste

RT to say Thank You pic.twitter.com/Xr06fJaYXu
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
I've been using Google for 6 years and I have no idea what the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button is for.
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
I'm not a perfect person, I make a lot of mistakes but still, I like those people who stay with me after knowing how I really am..
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@shailyvarun on 26 they will distribute degree and convocation will be held on 27
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
@narendramodi best wishes from us #futurepmofindia
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
@PankajBhardwaj_ :-)
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
@BabaBenarasi great day for us and hoping for a bright future of our country
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
@narendramodi no sir .. It is an honour for us that you have selected our ancient city Varanasi... Feeling Happy
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Narendra Modi @narendramodi
Grateful to the Party for giving me opportunity to contest the election from the holy city of Varanasi! An honour to contest from Varanasi.
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
Hate applications which shows last seen of others.If I messsage somebody,Most of the time 'last seen'tells me that I am ignored a while ago.
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
At Lucknow ,after an entrance examination #ambedkarpark pic.twitter.com/OMcyyVIdDA
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Funny Or Fact @funnyorfact
When someone stands behind you when you're on computer,

- Open up Google.

- Type: "How to kill the person standing behind me?
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. It's damn easy actually.
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
3 things I want in a relationship: Eyes that wont cry, lips than wont lie, and love that wont die. ♥
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
I am changed!! Don't know but I can see everywhere n everyone except some friends or say some best friends.
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
Physically, mentally, emotionally tired.
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Funny Or Fact @funnyorfact
"I always find myself caught between saying too much and not saying enough"
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Funny Or Fact @funnyorfact
am i the only one who tries to
learn lyrics to rap songs so i can surprise people during car rides.
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
Ironically, the people who ignore you now will somehow need you later.
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
"@psychologicaI: Over thinking during the night reduces your ability to fall asleep by over 85%."
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Funny Tweets @autocorrects
the people from my school really inspire me

to kill myself
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Funny Tweets @autocorrects
when I look at myself in the mirror pic.twitter.com/cjY2jK579q
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codes|symbols|secret @STOOFYLIVE
1 universe, 8 planets, 204 countries, 804 islands, 7 seas, 7 billion people, don't let one person fuck up your mood.
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Inspiring Quotes @ThisInspiresUs
Life isn't about finding yourself, it's about creating yourself. -Unknown
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Keep Calm Tweets @KeepCaImTweets
Keep calm and Think positive.
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
@sujoybanerjee16 right @sumitsonthalia left and me in center pic.twitter.com/aqbB2GXP8V
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
@raginidubey99 your department :) pic.twitter.com/fgGtai773F
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
@satishpandey93 Department of Chemistry pic.twitter.com/7KtBF45utR
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Ronak Patel @RocK_Patel_
My relationship status: Waiting a miracle
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Inspiring Quotes @ThisInspiresUs
What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Narendra Modi @narendramodi
Republic Day is a day of national strength & self confidence. It is a day to celebrate our history & look ahead to create a prosperous India
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Funny Or Fact @funnyorfact
That fake laugh you do when you have no idea what someone just said to you..
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Psychology @psychologicaI
Lazy people accomplish more. Their laziness actually enables them to find the easiest & quickest ways to get things done.
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WTF! @WTFSoFunny
I don't insult people, I describe them.
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@raginidubey99 Beauty doesn't last forever, but a beautiful personality does.
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Keep Calm Tweets @KeepCaImTweets
You have no idea what i would have done for you.
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Keep Calm Tweets @KeepCaImTweets
You were born because you are going to be important to someone.
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Keep Calm Tweets @KeepCaImTweets
You don't know how much it hurts when you ignore me.
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Keep Calm Tweets @KeepCaImTweets
Stop dreaming, start living, stop thinking, start believing.
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
Leave the past where it belongs.
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
1. Say "Dale!" 2. Mumble 3 Spanish words 3. List 4 cities. Congratulations, you just made a Pitbull song.
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Anu @TweetuSingh
Can Brahmins be minority too??? :)
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Funny Tweets @autocorrects
The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
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@raginidubey99 Some people have boyfriends, some people have girlfriends,but I have Twitter.:p
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Funny Tweets @autocorrects
THE BEST KINDS OF LAUGHTER:

1. Laughing so hard your laugh becomes silent.
2. Feeling a 6 pack coming.
3. Tears coming out of your eyes.
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Funny Tweets @autocorrects
I love doing stupid things with my friends.

Best memories ever.
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Funny Or Fact @funnyorfact
5 kinds of fear:
panic
terror
15 missed calls from mom
"wrong password"
"we need to talk"
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Funny Tweets @autocorrects
my mood depends on how good my hair looks
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One day you'll realize how much I cared.
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Dreams+Decisions+ Actions=Our Real Life
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Funny Or Fact @funnyorfact
this is what I call art 👌: pic.twitter.com/cbU61WZj91
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Comedy Tweets @TheComedyJokes
I secretly hate those people whose hair looks perfect every day.
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I don't know how much I'll live even no one knows but we all care about future :-)
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Funny Or Fact @funnyorfact
When my mom comes back home with groceries pic.twitter.com/cCSQ4bakbx
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Funny Or Fact @funnyorfact
i love you mom. pic.twitter.com/TD7AYAGSOp
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Funny Or Fact @funnyorfact
NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB NEED JOB FOR MONEY WHAT WHO THE HELL DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM..
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Funny Or Fact @funnyorfact
Be a good person, but never waste time to prove it.
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
Anger,The destroyer and Calm,The maker.
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
Me at department pic.twitter.com/jMoGjFNbA4
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Sarcasm @TheComedyHumor
I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.
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Inspiring Quotes @ThisInspiresUs
If u look in the mirror & don't like what u see don't blame the mirror, if u look at the world & don't like what u see don't blame th world
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
i hope my neighbors know they live next to a celebrity...
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Shivam Kumar Pandey @shivamkrpandey
Me + Music = Don't try to talk to me.
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