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Jared Park2010-03-11
@JaredAPark1,632 days
I am a Christian, college student @SWBTS, equipping minister, coleslaw lover, avid reader, nerd, introvert, sometimes confusing, joyful guy.
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jaredcwilson @jaredcwilson
*News* defeats sin? Yeah, like Jason Bourne messing that dude up with a rolled-up magazine. #gospel
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Reason #4871 why I love @ParkMomma: told her I couldn't find khakis in my size. Got a new pair of khakis in the mail today. #MommasBoy
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
Heard on NPR: "What is the problem with God approving of all we do?" Unfortunately, God's sovereignty and holiness was not mentioned.
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Tom Cotton @RepTomCotton
Today is an important date in history! On August 18, 1920, the 19th Amendment was ratified, rightly guaranteeing women the right to vote.
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The problem with buying used books. Sometimes you have to deal with highlighter addicts. pic.twitter.com/DutR5hqxJt
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
Regarding my last tweet, it is apparently due to a parasitic disease. One more thing to be paranoid about.
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
How do 10k people die per year from snails? Arming myself with salt, just in case. (via @BillGates) pic.twitter.com/zh6jaUvNvi
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
Just saw a sign for "Double Infinity Ranch." Yes, let's double the logical impossibility.
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Sammy Rhodes @sammyrhodes
I probably will believe what happens next, video on Facebook, because it will be me regretting I watched this.
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As a thought experiment, I'm getting inside Nietzsche's death of God to determine its full scope. Appropriately frightening.
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Since I live alone, I feel like a glutton every time I buy a family size food product. pic.twitter.com/Eg3kJLrUjG
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
I'm too OCD for the majority of directions. "Stir occasionally" makes me ask how occasional they intend for me to stir.
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
A truck with QR code on it seems like a safe business model: "Let's make drivers use their phones and get very close to us!"
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"To a man who has wide information & deep thought, words are baskets of silver in which to serve up his apples of gold." Spurgeon
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Having a phone number almost identical to a place that sells mobile homes gives me an amusing set of phone calls.
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@JPark916 I think it's only appropriate since we're exiled here together.
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Is it strange that I want to do the Hog Call every time I see someone supporting Arkansas here in Texas?
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
Easily the weirdest selection I've seen for the Greek word of the day. pic.twitter.com/f8YplyBZgu
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
Canada is incredibly informative. I have no words to describe what I learned today. pic.twitter.com/ED0AWqIsBl
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
I'm not sure which is more entertaining: watching the World Cup or watching @JPark916 watching the World Cup.
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I am celebrating my birthday by going to the dentist and the eye doctor. There's a chance I may enjoy myself too much today.
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
@JPark916 I am on board if you can get that one wife-approved.
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Some people watch the World Cup because they love the USA. Others watch to understand what happens on Twitter.
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
Reading book on American politics which tangentially referred to the SBC as a hierarchical institution. Strike one!
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Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon
Started writing a poem about no man being an island, but I'm not Donne.
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@jason_kees What does it say about your character if you only have 12 elect?
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
@jason_kees Glad I make up 1/12th of your faithful blog readers. Does that make me a stalker?
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
@thedadrunner I noticed that yesterday. Enjoy the little things!
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
@kevinstilley I love that quote from Erasmus, especially "My home is where my books are."
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
@Ecclesiologian Congratulations Sam!
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
"All great deeds and all great thoughts have a ridiculous beginning." -Albert Camus
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Lady: "How long have you been in Texas?" Me: "Three years." "Oh, you're a Texan now." I need to leave this state ASAP.
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
My day began with a coworker accidentally starting a fire 5 feet away from me. It's a great cure for drowsiness.
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
Offering a handshake and being rejected is rather awkward. Especially when it is with your boss. #WeirdSocialSituation
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I loathe shopping. One day humanity will buy everything from Amazon. Then I will be happy.
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@HannahLee314 Congratulations!
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
If you haven't had at least one person text you "May the Fourth be with you" today, you need nerdier friends.
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
Bad part about driving through Austin? Traffic. The great part? Amazing radio stations!
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
Sign it has been a long semester #658: You make a numbered list by writing 1, 2, 3, 3, 4, 6.
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
@jrmowens Glad I'm not the only one experiencing a dilemma. I have too many blue ties!
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Should I wear this shirt on Thursday to @wmgrace's lecture on rapture views? pic.twitter.com/O5qAWynPAJ
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
@mrstanagesir I can always justify the fact that it has been far too long since we've seen each other.
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
@mrstanagesir Especially if you're narcoleptic. However, I am not.
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
@jason_kees Thanks for your help. By the way, congrats on your acceptance at NOBTS!
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
@jason_kees Plus I only debate Calvinism on the weekends.
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
@jason_kees The debate is with myself whether I should write a paper or sleep and write later.
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
@jason_kees My alarm goes off for work at 4:30 in the morning. This debate is consuming productive time either way.
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
In the middle of the great debate right now: to sleep or not to sleep, which is more productive in the long run?
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Rangers v. Astros! pic.twitter.com/3JkAyPM9vC
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"We should be inquiring of God out of curiosity as part of loving Him." @TravDickinson #standfirm14
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"The most viable person has integrated all parts of his being: head, heart, and hands." @paulmgould #standfirm14 pic.twitter.com/B8hkB8I7OG
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
It's #NationalSiblingsDay, but @jpark_21, @JPark916, and I are in different countries. (Texas is still a whole 'nother country, right?)
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
@chassybrooke @ladyleader I paid $3.49 yesterday, because Texas is crazy!
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Best thing I've learned in college? How to balance myself while leaning back in a chair. Pure skill.
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Kevin Stilley @kevinstilley
Why punctuation matters ... pic.twitter.com/jBxAw8rJOZ
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@StephReneeski In a metal shop, with a guy I assume is blind. #JaredIsWhiterThanSourCream
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
@ChaseKAlli_22 The fact that you enjoy lesser sports gets you through the year. Baseball is all I have.
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
New guy at work has been pronouncing my name Hareed and today asked if I was an Arab. Awkward doesn't describe it.
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
One benefit of working in a metal shop and breathing in metal dust: I definitely have enough iron in my diet.
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@jpark_21 Is the process of retrieving carts called a cart rodeo?
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Running sound: where my OCD wants to keep all the sliders even and the audio perfectly mixed simultaneously. pic.twitter.com/WR3GzCguhm
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@ParkMomma Don't worry, you'll figure out Twitter eventually! ;)
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
Today my boss is whistling Christmas songs and telling everyone that Christmas is only nine months away. #BahHumbug
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Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon
I keep trying to come up with a joke about a rapper named MC ἁμαρτία, but I keep missing the mark.
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Today while sitting in a New Testament class, I realized I was the only one with a physical Bible. #OldFashioned
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@mrstanagesir Christian Bale's name is paradoxical, considering Baal was a pagan god. And crows are annoying birds, so neither.
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@mrstanagesir Or there's the legitimate possibility that the staff at Spotify are dreadfully delusional.
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Today I had my hand x-rayed. Despite my hopes, I did not discover adamantium claws in there so I could be Wolverine.
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@mrstanagesir It's the work of Satan: "You've listened to enough holy music this week. Want to try some pagan music?"
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@jpark_21 @JPark916 This is an obvious plot by hardcore Arminians who believe Calvinism has no substance. #CantHoldAnyWeight
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
Wish I were preaching in @swbts #rtn14, but still praying for my friends and fellow students as they preach the Word!
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How to study for a Trinity exam while at work. pic.twitter.com/3w1ShllvCq
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As a student, I make regular use of a lot of "-ism" words. I want to do this less, but it seems like anti-intellectualism.
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Watching the sleet fall outside my window gives me an existential moment: I exist here inside my warm room in contentment.
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
@taylorculbreat1 @ChaseKAlli_22 False. Lack of sleep makes you weak. But too much sleep also makes you weak. Everything in moderation!
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
@Ecclesiologian Good to hear from you, as well. I hope we will be able to see each other in the near future!
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@Ecclesiologian Glad you can have a good discussion on that! Most Protestants (including me) are incompetent (though trying).
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@Ecclesiologian Being unmarried and in seminary is a cake walk compared to being married in seminary. No hate. Applause!
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
The bad part about using caffeine to stay awake while studying after a long day? Trying to sleep when you're done studying.
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
@mrstanagesir Neither sandwiches or burritos are unholy. "It is the bread that the LORD has given you to eat." -Ex. 16-15 #DailyBread
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
A hair is in the paper of my book. Girlfriend: "We live in a fallen world with fallen trees." #Punny pic.twitter.com/zMWBQSXHGE
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@mrstanagesir Crust is a necessary evil unless stuffed, so thin crust is a good option. #AlwaysLoveMeat
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
@mrstanagesir Digiorno's is for lonely people. Little Caesar's is for broke lonely people. #OpinionOffering #BiblicalSilence
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
@mrstanagesir Unleaved pizza shall only have kosher toppings. But if you eat a kosher pizza, you're doing it wrong. #TheologyThrowdown
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
In today's 70 degree weather, the same as in ice and snow, we rejoice and say "This is the day the Lord has made."
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@jpark_21 @MrsStephPark Happy 549th day of marriage!
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
Why is it that I always drop food on the white part of a striped shirt? Clearly I am precise in my messy eating.
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Turning off all distractions to study Greek. In the words of Simon and Garfunkel, "I am a rock. I am an island."
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@jpark_21 @JPark916 The West Wing ruined me for ever looking at a Mercator map the same way. #AfricaIs14TimesLargerThanGreenland
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@jpark_21 @JPark916 That is beautiful! I hope the Cartographers For Social Equality get in on the action. bit.ly/1jLHwMv
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
I like this label, because it effectively communicates "This material will kill all of nature." pic.twitter.com/3zj4rccD2g
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I just realized my handwritten Greek κ probably better than my print English k. I don't have good penmanship.
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Just wasted an hour and a half of my work day looking for paperwork. I dream of a world without red tape.
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Lunch is probably my favorite time of the day. Although breakfast and dinner aren't too bad either.
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Arkansas: where "Did you get any deer this year?" is a perfectly normal conversation starter.
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Preparing to preach this Sunday and experiencing spiritual attacks. Eph 6 and Rom 8 comfort me immensely.
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@kevinstilley Thank you for this link. You just made my night looking through these comics.
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
Dear residents of Fort Worth, we changed dates on the calendar. This is no reason to fire guns into the air.
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Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon
I hereby resolve that in 2014 I'm never going to:
1. Give you up
2. Let you down
3. Run around
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4. Desert you
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Stephanie @MrsStephPark
"I took karate and wrestling, I'm practically an MMA fighter!" @JaredAPark #thingsmybrotherinlawsays
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