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Jared Park2010-03-11
@JaredAPark1,504 days
I am a Christian, college student @SWBTS, equipping minister, coleslaw lover, avid reader, nerd, introvert, sometimes confusing, joyful guy.
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
Should I wear this shirt on Thursday to @wmgrace's lecture on rapture views? pic.twitter.com/O5qAWynPAJ
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@mrstanagesir I can always justify the fact that it has been far too long since we've seen each other.
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@mrstanagesir Especially if you're narcoleptic. However, I am not.
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
@jason_kees Thanks for your help. By the way, congrats on your acceptance at NOBTS!
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
@jason_kees Plus I only debate Calvinism on the weekends.
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@jason_kees The debate is with myself whether I should write a paper or sleep and write later.
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@jason_kees My alarm goes off for work at 4:30 in the morning. This debate is consuming productive time either way.
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
In the middle of the great debate right now: to sleep or not to sleep, which is more productive in the long run?
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Rangers v. Astros! pic.twitter.com/3JkAyPM9vC
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"We should be inquiring of God out of curiosity as part of loving Him." @TravDickinson #standfirm14
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"The most viable person has integrated all parts of his being: head, heart, and hands." @paulmgould #standfirm14 pic.twitter.com/B8hkB8I7OG
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It's #NationalSiblingsDay, but @jpark_21, @JPark916, and I are in different countries. (Texas is still a whole 'nother country, right?)
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@chassybrooke @ladyleader I paid $3.49 yesterday, because Texas is crazy!
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Best thing I've learned in college? How to balance myself while leaning back in a chair. Pure skill.
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Kevin Stilley @kevinstilley
Why punctuation matters ... pic.twitter.com/jBxAw8rJOZ
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@StephReneeski In a metal shop, with a guy I assume is blind. #JaredIsWhiterThanSourCream
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@ChaseKAlli_22 The fact that you enjoy lesser sports gets you through the year. Baseball is all I have.
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New guy at work has been pronouncing my name Hareed and today asked if I was an Arab. Awkward doesn't describe it.
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One benefit of working in a metal shop and breathing in metal dust: I definitely have enough iron in my diet.
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@jpark_21 Is the process of retrieving carts called a cart rodeo?
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Running sound: where my OCD wants to keep all the sliders even and the audio perfectly mixed simultaneously. pic.twitter.com/WR3GzCguhm
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@ParkMomma Don't worry, you'll figure out Twitter eventually! ;)
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Today my boss is whistling Christmas songs and telling everyone that Christmas is only nine months away. #BahHumbug
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Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon
I keep trying to come up with a joke about a rapper named MC ἁμαρτία, but I keep missing the mark.
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Today while sitting in a New Testament class, I realized I was the only one with a physical Bible. #OldFashioned
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@mrstanagesir Christian Bale's name is paradoxical, considering Baal was a pagan god. And crows are annoying birds, so neither.
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
@mrstanagesir Or there's the legitimate possibility that the staff at Spotify are dreadfully delusional.
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Today I had my hand x-rayed. Despite my hopes, I did not discover adamantium claws in there so I could be Wolverine.
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@mrstanagesir It's the work of Satan: "You've listened to enough holy music this week. Want to try some pagan music?"
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@jpark_21 @JPark916 This is an obvious plot by hardcore Arminians who believe Calvinism has no substance. #CantHoldAnyWeight
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
Wish I were preaching in @swbts #rtn14, but still praying for my friends and fellow students as they preach the Word!
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How to study for a Trinity exam while at work. pic.twitter.com/3w1ShllvCq
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As a student, I make regular use of a lot of "-ism" words. I want to do this less, but it seems like anti-intellectualism.
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Watching the sleet fall outside my window gives me an existential moment: I exist here inside my warm room in contentment.
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@taylorculbreat1 @ChaseKAlli_22 False. Lack of sleep makes you weak. But too much sleep also makes you weak. Everything in moderation!
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@Ecclesiologian Good to hear from you, as well. I hope we will be able to see each other in the near future!
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@Ecclesiologian Glad you can have a good discussion on that! Most Protestants (including me) are incompetent (though trying).
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@Ecclesiologian Being unmarried and in seminary is a cake walk compared to being married in seminary. No hate. Applause!
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The bad part about using caffeine to stay awake while studying after a long day? Trying to sleep when you're done studying.
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@mrstanagesir Neither sandwiches or burritos are unholy. "It is the bread that the LORD has given you to eat." -Ex. 16-15 #DailyBread
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A hair is in the paper of my book. Girlfriend: "We live in a fallen world with fallen trees." #Punny pic.twitter.com/zMWBQSXHGE
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@mrstanagesir Crust is a necessary evil unless stuffed, so thin crust is a good option. #AlwaysLoveMeat
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@mrstanagesir Digiorno's is for lonely people. Little Caesar's is for broke lonely people. #OpinionOffering #BiblicalSilence
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@mrstanagesir Unleaved pizza shall only have kosher toppings. But if you eat a kosher pizza, you're doing it wrong. #TheologyThrowdown
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
In today's 70 degree weather, the same as in ice and snow, we rejoice and say "This is the day the Lord has made."
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@jpark_21 @MrsStephPark Happy 549th day of marriage!
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Why is it that I always drop food on the white part of a striped shirt? Clearly I am precise in my messy eating.
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Turning off all distractions to study Greek. In the words of Simon and Garfunkel, "I am a rock. I am an island."
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@jpark_21 @JPark916 The West Wing ruined me for ever looking at a Mercator map the same way. #AfricaIs14TimesLargerThanGreenland
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@jpark_21 @JPark916 That is beautiful! I hope the Cartographers For Social Equality get in on the action. bit.ly/1jLHwMv
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
I like this label, because it effectively communicates "This material will kill all of nature." pic.twitter.com/3zj4rccD2g
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I just realized my handwritten Greek κ probably better than my print English k. I don't have good penmanship.
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Just wasted an hour and a half of my work day looking for paperwork. I dream of a world without red tape.
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Lunch is probably my favorite time of the day. Although breakfast and dinner aren't too bad either.
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Arkansas: where "Did you get any deer this year?" is a perfectly normal conversation starter.
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Preparing to preach this Sunday and experiencing spiritual attacks. Eph 6 and Rom 8 comfort me immensely.
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@kevinstilley Thank you for this link. You just made my night looking through these comics.
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Dear residents of Fort Worth, we changed dates on the calendar. This is no reason to fire guns into the air.
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Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon
I hereby resolve that in 2014 I'm never going to:
1. Give you up
2. Let you down
3. Run around
or
4. Desert you
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Stephanie @MrsStephPark
"I took karate and wrestling, I'm practically an MMA fighter!" @JaredAPark #thingsmybrotherinlawsays
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I always look both ways before crossing a one-way street. You can never be too careful.
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I never listen to Christmas music until the week before. Call me a Scrooge, but I have personal traditions to keep.
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Today is one of those days that has me counting the hours until lunch break and the caffeine waiting for me then.
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Thankful for @_PPatterson_ giving a great message this morning for those of us @swbts who are iced in.
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I should be writing a paper, but procrastination has hit so hard that I'm cleaning the dust off my keyboard instead.
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challies @challies
Science says this is the hardest tongue-twister in the English language: "Pad kid poured curd pulled cod." Good luck.
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@BrentRPhillips I demand that you immediately hand over your man card and give consent to the coming intervention.
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The world screams to us "Be entertained!" but God whispers "Take time to be holy." Only one is eternal.
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Just found a Sonic coupon that expired in 2005. I'm tempted to see if I can use it.
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@jashonkey I am doing quite well! Thank you for your thoughts. Happy Thanksgiving to you and Debbie!
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@BrentRPhillips From what I hear, the weather app on your phone can be a handy thing!
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In an unexpected turn of events, part of my work today required popping bubble wrap. So you could say I enjoy my job.
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@jpark_21 I heard Martin Sheen narrating a Centrum Silver commercial the other day. Kinda a step down from POTUS.
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I would be okay with listening to Christmas music year round if it was actually about Jesus.
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I'm at the point in the semester when classes slow down and I can read for fun again. In other words, best nerd time ever!
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@critterwacker28 The fact that you have taken up coffee drinking makes me want to disown you as a friend.
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@BrentRPhillips You are overwhelmingly gracious!
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@BrentRPhillips Ummmm, I think I broke my promise. Second chance tomorrow?
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Jared Park @JaredAPark
@Reynoldsrhine I miss you too, Ryan.
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@HannahLee314 Unfortunately, I am in the minority at my workplace, so it's not quite so easy. Haha.
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When my coworkers talk in Spanish, my brain keeps trying to translate from Greek. Understandably, it doesn't make much sense.
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@BrentRPhillips You know, I've met @GovMikeHuckabee several times. Because we Arkansans are close like that.
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"I shall not live till I see God, and when I have seen Him I shall never die." -John Donne
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Put on lotion before church because my hands were cracking, so I got a few weird looks from people I shook hands with.
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I currently have 19 books within three feet of me. This is the beauty of the research process.
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"The true treasure of the church is the Holy gospel of the glory and the grace of God." -Luther, Thesis #62
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@JPark916 Some things you do just leave me speechless.
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Richard Ross @richardaross
Until the time Christ has ordained for my death, I'm unbreakable. When that time comes, nothing can sustain my life. Until then, His glory!
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Out of all the things I learn in college, time management is the most important to me. That way I have time to sleep.
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@mrstanagesir I can make a case that the forbidden fruit was an apricot, so I'm sure no one's upset #TheologyThrowdown.
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@Ecclesiologian You're quite the travelin' man! Wish I was in AR to see you again.
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@KMR7593 Great memories, indeed!
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"A Christian cannot think of the Author of his being without abasing himself before Him." -John Wesley
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Hannah Grace Mills @thebosshannah
Just won a debate debating for Marxism. Not sure if I should be happy or if this is something I should never speak of again #swbtsproblems
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@mrstanagesir #TheologyOfTheDay
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@Bradcarr7 Congrats, Brad! Excited for y'all!
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Metal dust on hands + run hands through hair multiple times = seemingly gray-haired Jared. #WorkplaceHazards
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@jpark_21 Of course, Voice in My Head! You and I have the most delightful conversations!
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I'm having a going away party for my sanity. Everyone's invited!
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Simple covers like this for books make me happy. No visual stimulation, just an enlightening book. pic.twitter.com/4hE6ETIK0X
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