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JustinWoolloomooloo, Sydney2010-07-14
@14outof201,530 days
I work in marketing in media. (Probably not the one you're thinking of.) I like food. Instagram: dijjy
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Justin @14outof20
@auspctimetravlr Have a mean time! #dadjokes
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@kjob85 When Chris saw them he was like wtf is this
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@matwhi @braddybb *also*
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@braddybb @matwhi It ain't really a "new job" if it's just a different corner.
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@prettylikeluke Impressive. I'd be satisfied with a semi-chilled beer and some doritos
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@danliveshere @matwhi @tamasys Watching Mat play computer games was an entertaining experience. I did have wine too, though.
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@dattmay One of my favourite cities 😍
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@gearyx Same, see you there!
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FYI absent-mindedly plucking eyebrow hairs while on the phone to your grandmother does not end well
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@tim_cooke @m_atthew Yes! I'm looking at biz to Europa. Let us know how it is
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Thinking about buying this tee. Y/N? pic.twitter.com/nDiDpzF7b3
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@scottsues @hienriic My anaconda does
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@hienriic wait what's a dt?
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Tom Daley is disappointingly excessively clothed in this behind-the-scenes video of his calendar shoot. youtu.be/h169DXuTEMA
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McDonalds and Gaviscon can reverse the bad habits of #DrunkJustin, right?
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I was only allowed to post this photo if I "cropped out her fat arm" #DrunkJustin pic.twitter.com/1H9ILcKAwq
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The band members at Golden Sheaf are all wearing the tightest chinos I've ever seen. Wat
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My Uber driver is a small Asian woman, and to point out all the provisional drivers heading to Double Bay she says "pee pee" and points. ❤️
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@DanMacMan you need to update your twitter bio ;)
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@invisibleman_18 @Rob_Stott He's a member of the Twitteratti 💁
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@DanMacMan fanboy is back!
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@ajpalm NOW you tell me
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@invisibleman_18 @Rob_Stott what!?
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@Rob_Stott was gonna tag #mascmusk
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The lady next to me on the plane may not have found my masculine scent so appealing
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I forgot to pack deodorant so I haven't worn any for three days. #masc
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@TylerMattyJames @revkatebottley @neeea @AsT0ldByGinger_ @jay_oh_frey @birenday Sure. This is an odd assortment of peeps
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Housekeeping put my room temp on Antarctica so I've spent the last hour using ice picks to traverse the hotel room
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Apparently tepid isn't a gross adjective in Auckland pic.twitter.com/GkX84FGRKz
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Now I can tell people I've been trekking in New Zealand. (To visit a waterfront strip in Auckland.) (What's a viaduct?)
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@domknight I don't think Kiwis share our drinking problem
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@eebzzub @pre_dessert There aren't very many better options though. I believe that's how I ended up there so many times.
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Went out and had _one_ drink with colleagues. I'm staying opposite a casino, where I can hear the cries of my alcoholic brethren.
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@pre_dessert @eebzzub Bistro Molines? I've been heaps. Food is just ok. View is great
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@Rob_Stott Get away from me with your morning disaffectness
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Apparently I suffer from jetlag more from a 3 hour trip than I do a 20 hour trip. Ugh
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@michaelkoziol the cab was $80 and that seemed like a lot. Have not consumed beverage yet
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My hotel is kinda fancy. Is tipping a thing in NZ??
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Literally the first word I heard when I got off the plane was a kiwi person saying sex instead of six. This is my kind of country.
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And by Little Britain I mean Come Fly With Me and by that I mean David Williams
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My flight attendant is gayer than any character Little Britain could ever have produced
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I probably should've pee'd before boarding a three hour flight. Naaaah I'll just be that guy that gets up right at the start
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I got a push notification that my flight was boarding before they even announced it #technology #wow #derp
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Didn't check-in, stupidly. Check-in closed 20 minutes ago. Checks-in using iPhone app. #DestroyingTheJoint
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@Rob_Stott You need to stop the finger guns. It was a one-hit wonder.
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I couldn't work out if my taxi driver thought Auckland was in Samoa or if he thought Samoa was in New Zealand.
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@IanMcGlinsey what the hell is semi annual
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@BrettWhib @Rob_Stott Aren't you a medical professional? So you're the one saying we should please ourselves regularly? I see how it is.
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The pool in Hyde Park smells so strongly of chlorine that I'm not sure there's any water in it.
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@Rob_Stott I really shouldn't encourage you
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Rob Stott @Rob_Stott
@14outof20 *finger guns*
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Rob Stott @Rob_Stott
@14outof20 nailed it
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Rob Stott @Rob_Stott
@14outof20 Auckward
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Justin @14outof20
Also related: what do people do in Auckland besides pronounce words funny?
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Going to Auckland for work and I'm 100% sure I haven't packed enough clothing
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Smelling random sweaty people at the gym reminds me of high school dance parties.
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@Drew_AU stay at Hotel Hotel 👌
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Planning a Christmas getaway and drooling over everything on the Conde Nast hot list 😍
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@sleemol #masc
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They've had to add a second recycling tray to our rubbish area because #alcoholics
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Cookin' sausages on the balcony in my underwear. Haaaai Woolloomooloo
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Just went to my uncle's 50th. People threw water bottles at us, which would've been more handy if they were in drinkable formats.
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#DrunkJustin had too many champagnes
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Hooters #greatdanelaunchparty @ Great Dane instagram.com/p/szK2DXo6QK/
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omg great danes are HUGE #greatdanelaunchparty
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Heading to the @GreatDaneFurnit launch. Apparently there are real Great Danes there. Related: my phone capitalises those words.
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@adamliaw @Uber_Sydney UberXs are 25-50% cheaper in my experience
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@invisibleman_18 @Rob_Stott Paint me like one of his Russian girls, then
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@Rob_Stott He's a painter! Maybe he can paint me like one of his french girls
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I'm in a building still under construction and there are a lot of hot tradies and it's like a porn movie without any of the good bits
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@samwdowning @matt_ditoro Dr Downing is a charlatan
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At Packer's lair i.e. his gym. Everything sparkles and they give me fancy soap and fluffy towels. But it's kinda small and size does count
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@bussyfresh @jonosp For the record this is the dilido pic.twitter.com/6mBdRjREd4
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They are small dildo-shaped creatures resembling armadillos RT @jonosp: @14outof20 purple dilido
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Twitter is very useful pic.twitter.com/ENcTo1hL0S
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@BeauGiles HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND STUFF! ğŸŽ‰
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Top trending stories at work: "Does a guy really mean it when he says 'I love you' while drunk?"
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Nancy Lee @pre_dessert
Never, ever say 'foodie' or 'nom' in my presence or I will vomit on your face. Ping. @14outof20 eater.com/archives/2014/… via @LizzieMeryment
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Shake Shack might be getting a $1 billion valuation for their IPO. Wtf
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Dehydrated chocolate mousse is the best thing to happen to chocolate, eggs and cream since ever.
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@Rob_Stott I saw the same joke. We're, like, the same person.
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A park in Britain "declines to trim the bushes out of courtesy for the gay people who like to have sex in them" queerty.com/british-park-k…
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@macdorober You can be the greeting girl ğŸŽˆ
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@daccxx PSEUDOEPHEDRINE ğŸŽ‰ğŸŽ‰ğŸŽ‰
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OMG guys I'm on cold and flu tablets and speed is amazing
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@samwdowning @kemal_atlay @Adam86Valentine @joshgnosis Like, they're hairless and they have no ingrowns. They must have secrets.
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@samwdowning @kemal_atlay @Adam86Valentine @joshgnosis I was only in it for the shaving tips pic.twitter.com/Si2GcOI39V
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All these nude celebrity photos are doing wonders for my company's SEO
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Sam Downing @samwdowning
@kemal_atlay @Adam86Valentine Suing Twitter for lumping me in with known sleaze-os @14outof20 @joshgnosis
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Michael Koziol @michaelkoziol
If you're not following @naked_rowers today then you ain't doing Twitter right.
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Karen Lateo @VanityFare1
Says it all... RT @hornery: 40 Sydney restaurants from last years #goodfoodguide have closed - but 80 newcomers have arrived for 2015
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@pre_dessert Everywhere I have it now I'm like god sooo 2011
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Nancy Lee @pre_dessert
Do you know when @14outof20 and I knew that cauliflower was A Thing? Two years ago, Eleven Madison Park. ğŸŽ‰ğŸ—½â¤ï¸
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@trentlidstone @pre_dessert and I are texting each other instead 😂
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My taxi smells like natural gas. I think my driver is trying to sedate me
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@daccxx Actually it could only be insta so you're safe 👍
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@daccxx he's totally on twitter but I'm not tagging him to save you embarrassment ;)
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@samwdowning Sam your Saturday-morning tweets are making ripples
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@kjob85 creep
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Thursday night #DrunkJustin pic.twitter.com/D8oU3sioN4
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