I think the guy behind us got annoyed after the 26th photo.
The check-in woman said she liked my shirt. Gurl, wait until I get my Aladdin outfit!!
I have three restaurants booked so I just need to slot touristy things in between 👌
I only have 243 songs out of many thousand including, I think, an entire ABBA album, which should be fun.
Trying to sync Spotify with offline playlists is like trying to draw blood from a stone. A desiccated, bloodless stone.
Naw. I'll Snapchat you the minute I see a rainbow coming out of my beautifully manicured butt
Saaa excited. Where should I go? ☺
I've started my malaria medication so I'm now photosensitive. Don't get near sunlight or he may explode.
Downloading Grindr as a no-strings-attached travel guide, as long as you keep yourself 1km away from your guide at all times
Tomorrow I'll be in India, then later in HK. I feel like I'm doing what did, but shitter. By that I mean with more gastro.
So the dress code for one of the restaurants I'm going to is "elegant". Are skinny jeans elegant? Yeah?
Have you noticed journalists are the only ones using the word BREAKING. It's either click-bait or self indulgence but either way, yuck.
(Because I'm thinking about it and I don't work at DNA but I am the other two.)
Getting a fake tan on your lunch break is:
C) Only something you can do if you work at DNA Magazine.
D) All of the above.
Also Americans don't understand my sarcasm. Shit. Lowish high-brow humour is ALL I HAVE.
In a moment of hey-it's-summer cockiness, I wore a short-sleeve shirt and now I look like a guy hugging his pecs to make them look bigger.
Decided a fun thing to do while waiting in the Apple store would be to see what this Tumblr thing is all about.
Naked. It's about naked.
"I threw a wish in the well. Don't ask me, I'll never tell. I looked to you as it fell. Now you're in my way."
515 million views.
SO downloading it when I'm there.
"We’re men. We visualise. We see before we hear, before we think, before we do anything else" I plan 2 run him over from behind
AND OUR NAMES ARE ONE LETTER DIFFERENT IM SO IN
Easy counter argument, after spending ages together for his doco, they missed each other and decided to be together over text.
Some Indian tourists are taking photos on my train. They're probably fascinated by how shit Australian public transport is.
The mirror wouldn't lie to me, right? RT has that actually been confirmed yet? Or still speculation?
Ok. Guys. So. has a pic with Tom's boyfriend, I'm having dinner w Chris on Thurs = basically having dinner with Tom Daley?
but has reignited my long buried daddy/twink fetish, so you know - pluses and minuses!
If you meet Tom Daley I'll have to murder you purely out of jealousy. Just a warning.
Wait Tom Daley is dating a man that's almost 40? Okay I was way off with my guesses and that's ruined all the twink fantasies I had going
They say you were something in those formative years; hold onto nothing, as fast as you can.
I'm about to do some laps so we can only hope ✋
And the award for "Email Signature Most Likely To Cause an Epileptic Fit" goes to MediaCom
You need to scroll back through my last two days of tweets. Or just go directly to the photos, I would.
Great article RT : Guardian Australia's Kath VIner strongly defends publishing Indon spy story
Margaret's casting so much shade about Harrison Ford on it's like an eclipse and she's the moon
Hearing talk about the positioning of Labor as a weak economic manager is fascinating.
Of course name-dropped Noma and The Fat Duck to get reservations at a booked-out restaurant. OF COURSE HE DID.
Oh when lol, Dec 20-22 just a stopover
Got into one of the best restaurants in Hong Kong (booked out until next year) by name dropping other restaurants I've been to. Actually.
I just got hit on while on the loo, Lordy.
I considered making it my "story" RT : This basically sums up our friendship
You were days away from being the punch line of a joke on The Big Bang Theory
My new favourite person () made it. RT : don't pretend you didn't write that piece...
(I didn't want it to end.)
OH MY GOD GUYS A COLLEAGUE SENT ME THIS AND I KNOW I SAID I'D STOP WITH THE TOM STUFF AND I'M SORRY
Highlighted three spellings of in The Australian and gave it to the journalists. It's like putting a cow in a raptor pen.
My name appears three times on page two of the Australian today, spelt three different ways
100%/20% recognition here RT There is a clear gay/straight divide in this office when it comes to people knowing who Tom Daley is
The irony of getting sick before I go to India is great, but I wish my body would choose a different moment to be clever.
Ew. Are you saying I should go back to tweeting Tom Daley? Because I'm ok with that RT You realise Kiev is in Ukraine, yeah?
Well that's embarrassing. The curse of editing tweets without reading them.
Actually need to stop talking about Tom. In other news there's civil unrest in Kiev, Bangkok and Ukraine and Syrian deaths are at 120k. Hmm
I'll stop now, though. Congrats to on a brave, socially-responsible decision which will help galvanise the movement.
For example (I don't have to dig too far into my collection)
In a new theory you're all going to love, I'm putting my money on Leandro Penna, an Argentinean model:
There's totally going to be a Tumblr soon called Tom Daley's Sexual Positions and I totally volunteer as tribute
. I'm pretty sure Payne has a "girlfriend" but surely that's an elaborately-conceived cover.
If Tom Daley was dating Liam from One Direction the internet would explode. Copper wires would actually melt and fibre optics would explode.
. You don't understand I've been preparing for this for years I have months of content I'm going to have to back away from Twitter.
So if is dating then all the 'bromance' articles can change the headline to romance
Adidas tried to control Tom's social circle, how do you think they're going to feel about gay clubs?
It will be fascinating to watch Tom's sponsorship dollars. Gay athletes are a acknowledged as a sponsorship hot potato.
Unverified, but satisfies my Gen Y craving for immediacy of information (photos) RT : HERE HE IS
. I've gone into some kind of screaming-teen-girl meltdown reminiscent of One Direction fans. You're the same, right?
I think this photo sums up why the gay community is jealous of Tom's boyfriend.
I know you know I'd both be ok with his foot anywhere he wanted RT : ha. "Foot" in mouth. Probs wasn't a foot babes.
Nearly every male diver friend of 's has a girlfriend and it's making a rumour difficult to spread ( )
Remember saying he had gay friends because of . Yeah, now we get what a foot-in-mouth moment that one was
I need to know who 's boyfriend is so I can make him my lock screen so when I unlock the boyfriend I get Tom Daley. Der.
I'm not torn. I'm doing both.
NANCY. YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I have nearly-naked photo of as my phone background. I wonder if I need to remove it now that he has a boyfriend.
WOO!!! RT : Got something I need to say...not been an easy decision to make, hope you can support me! :) VIDEO
OMG TOM DALEY'S COMING OUT VIDEO FUUUCKKK OFF
Surely that's a thing. where do nerds go to indulge in public screening of ABC? Or are all nerds introverts?
A chemical has been developed that mimicks alcohol but doesn't produce a hangover. It'll probably be out in 5-10 years.
Dumb idiot is one of my favourite insults.
These are great, keep going.
A photo of an athlete with shaved legs, abs and *very* tight pants is on track to be one of my most popular retweets. Obviouslyyy.
No, SHUT UP. is working on delivering orders in 30 minutes by unmanned quadcopters. AMAZING.
Uhhhhh RT : Meanwhile in Australia...
A buddy of mine is on ! He researches sharks, which is pretty cool, so you should all tune in :)
23-7=16? Well this is awkward. For you.
I've always thought kissing and clapping are much weirder.
There are high school children on my train and they smell and they're loud and this isn't helpful.
Left work early. Have nausea and hot flushes. I'm either sick or menopausal, neither of which is appealing to me.
Yeah pfft. Erryone has Online Digitals these days