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JustinSydney2010-07-14
@14outof201,373 days
One of my tweets was published by @DNAmagazine so I'm kind of a bit of a big deal. I like food. Instagram: dijjy
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Justin @14outof20
When you listen to classical music on public transport mundane actions begin to seem like abstract dance performances and fun happens.
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Last night I had a dream about the restaurant in Napa Valley that I'm going to and then woke up and realised I have a problem.
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As if Barry resigned over JUST a bottle of wine. If hookers aren't involved I'll eat my hat
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Meanwhile here is a video on Vine of naked straight guys soaped up and sliding around a locker room. You're welcome. vine.co/v/hMQdh3XhTqq
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Forgetting to take underwear to the gym and wearing skinny jeans home while free balling sans undergarments is no fun. Disrecommend
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The memes are so so brilliant. RT @jessthom365: Best thing I've seen all day. pic.twitter.com/nZKCzrfMan
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OMG 😍 RT @aucklandzoo: Our red panda cubs; introducing Sundar (male) and Kesari (female). pic.twitter.com/J7yfJJ7pUr
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@domknight @pre_dessert Agreed ☺️
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My bestie @pre_dessert is about to be on @domknight's @702sydney show, which is a great opportunity to use @ tags, if nothing else. 🙌
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Should I take a job at an international company (with potential to get an overseas posting) for a 15% pay cut Y/N?
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The moment when you wear those shoes that you should've thrown out years ago and a recruiter calls you for an interview.
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@Rob_Stott But Robert pic.twitter.com/8AeSiFsiuT
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@stafo86 I'll be home in 2 minutes, though I'm always an advocate of the pants-optional lifestyle
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@trentlidstone hater 😭
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So every episode of S4 is going to be me hoping that gay sex scene from episode 1 kicks off again #GameOfThrones
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@10rdBen It's okay I won't judge you if you still use FileMaker
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@Priest WANT TO RETWEET
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I think I lost followers after tweeting about Excel, maybe I should try something more Accessible.
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Just saw a truck do a U-turn on George street #likeaboss
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VLOOKUP(scott, A:A, "databar", false) RT @scottsues: @14outof20 i have a huge data bar.
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Excel for gays pic.twitter.com/u6gJO9qujB
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@joeliemckinnon It was not. Is THAT a thing? I always thought that was called pornography.
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@onlyheretofollo He was quite attractive and gay and I totally maybe glanced at his butt
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I think a guy in the gym locker room was just doing a phone interview while naked. Is that a thing? Am I doing it wrong?
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@smelli0tt If you're a design student surely you can design while in bed. Or, like, sleeping could be performance art.
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5 days 'til America; 4 days of werk; 7500 miles to freedom.
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Up to the 5th job application for the day. Cover letter has denigrated into the job requirements copied-and-pasted with "I have..." in front
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#JobHuntingLessons 'Stakeholder management skills' has nothing to do with your considerable fine-dining experience.
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@antoranthony It was for an alcohol comms company ;)
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@compilingmusic Who defines what is and isn't a thing? Also things that aren't necessary are the worst kind of things
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What even is 'Web 3.0'? Recruiters and jargon are bffs
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So I know I'm reading the right job descriptions when the job has a salary + a 'wine allowance'
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@kjob85 Was almost expecting that to be a photo of you and a horse
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@brod Done ;)
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My new favourite bar in West Hollywood is the one with this:

Friday - GAMeBoi: Our Ever popular Gay Asian Video Dance Club 18+
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@LiamLambrini en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fr…?
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@matwhi For $500 I would hope other people chew for you.
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@matwhi Like a gold-plated abacus? How do I eat an abacus?
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@VanityFare1 I'm imagining it to involve mountains of gold.
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Justin @14outof20
So if a restaurant has a "Tasting Menu offered at $225 and a Counter Menu at $500" what exactly would you expect on a "Counter Menu"?
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@stafo86 Twice = "often"
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@stafo86 Nope! It's happened twice!
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@mitchachell Woohoo! I don't even know what corporate concierge is but it sounds pretty fun.
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Justin @14outof20
Do you think I can go for a job on Channel 7 because drag queens often say I should be on TV? Maybe they mean, like, on Embarrassing Bodies.
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@hazandstuff @scotty_13_ Happened to me too. We need to form a club and get jackets.
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Justin @14outof20
Simultaneously job hunting / planning a holiday in California next week is really draining. #1stworldproblems
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@mitchachell Where you goin?
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@Drew_AU @kjmci @samwdowning I think it involved underwear and a vacuum cleaner?
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@Drew_AU @kjmci @samwdowning Damn! You screwed up my unfunny joke
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@samwdowning Did you count the screws? I always manage to lose count of the screws. I never lose any nuts, though.
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@Rob_Stott You're doing it wrong Rob
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You've entered the inner circle. Welcome. #NotInnuendo #NotInYourEndTho #Help RT @mannbra: @14outof20 your hair looks pretty. Did I pass?
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A+ nerd joke RT @kjmci: @14outof20 @GooglePlay How many are affected by Heartbleed?
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@Drew_AU Yessss. Who is the keeper of the better things?
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Twitter! I have resigned! I would appreciate a) monetary payment for your consumption of Me b) referrals c) compliments on my appearance
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Orrrr you could've just said 2.5bn... RT @GooglePlay: There are over 2 billion, 500 million heartbeats in a lifetime. What gets yours going?
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@stewy6 One of my social mediums told my phone to tell me to wish you a happy birthday, so now I get to appear creepy. Mission accomplished.
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@pre_dessert @christopherneff Hm. Maybe it needs to be uncoined. I think after would suit me better :) So 28th on
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@pre_dessert @christopherneff "Neff-time"?
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@stuartkp “It doesn't matter to Blonde Cher, she's not having any of it, and she's like swiping to the left on him"
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stuartkp ☀️ @stuartkp
This is hilarious: a gay man's take on the new season premier of Game of Thrones. funnyordie.com/videos/2a0102e…
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Prince Mathias Stark @_itsbennett
R.I.P @jarrodhassell. You were a great man and a shoulder to lean on though tough times.

You will be missed man x
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@Mr_Fanta_Pants @_itsbennett @jarrodhassell Holy shit I didn't even know. :(
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@Mr_Fanta_Pants @_itsbennett @jarrodhassell OMG what happened
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At @Sydney_Uni's Dean's reception to as @pre_dessert's +1 and I think I'm basically here to laugh at her jokes
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@hughstephens Oh sorry that's my alter ego
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.@pre_dessert said the chefs from a certain restaurant are hot and then the table next to us is a bunch of chefs from that restaurant #awks
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Why do all hot lawyers jog past me looking like a younger Will from The Good Wife? I am comforted by the fact they're probably douchebags.
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@goldie120 Why is there a Viking making the coffee? And where is his helmet?
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@justincutroni @distilled You also need one of these shirts4geek.com/programming-t-…
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"You'll have the opportunity to make a significant contribution to #'s successful history by applying your knowledge of." END SENTENCE FAIL
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Love the comment: "what the actual fuck." RT @stephharmon: Julia Gillard reviews s04e01 of #GoT. theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…
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#GoT knows their audience. Almost gay sex on the first episode. Amazing.
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<3 #Veep "Watch out for the dog shit, you're gonna step in the dog shit, and now look, it's printed on a fucking book"
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@adam_chal @pre_dessert Non-tech. Well, could be in gTech, maybe? Good w/ web. Science/analytics interest. Media/agency background.
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@pre_dessert @adam_chal Competing Interest: I proofread her thesis for no monetary recompense.
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@paulsbeans @jakekapitz My work here is done *steps back*
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@paulsbeans Bitch yo' ain't given me shade for correct use of the word foreign. 'Foreigners' can mean more than you seem to think.
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A kangaroo was just hopping along next to my train and this must be how foreigners think Australia happens.
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@_prkr One for each hand?
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@iB3nji Yeah, it's pretty! I visited a fortnight ago. Google's livin' in the past.
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@iB3nji I DON'T KNOW WHY DOES GOOGLE THINK I'M THERE
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A+ tweet RT @platformfour: Julie Bishop is a fucking idiot.
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@kjmci I know, right? If it's location is off by about 300km then how can I trust the time 😭
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@crk5 Poof is like his favourite word. #DavidMarrStalker
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Everything seems to align, which means it must be wrong. pic.twitter.com/m4k9qDeTz8
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Damn it. I've woken up on one of those ± 2 hours days.
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@samwdowning @Rob_Stott This non-sexual bed party is beginning to sound sexual.
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@samwdowning @Rob_Stott Careful. He'll hog the sheets and rob the down.
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@Rob_Stott @samwdowning I think Sam just proposed to you.
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Old ignorant white guy shaking hands with other old ignorant white guy in gross display of masculine aggression - every cover of Fin Review
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Using 'digital brain' to describe your penchant for 1s and 0s actually makes me think you are a self-aware artificial intelligence system
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@jono_hayward @circulargeneral @LnkSi You should make @SirElmo your new best friend
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So this job at @google has possibly the best JD I've ever seen google.com/about/careers/…
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@Mr_Fanta_Pants I think I watched about 70% of an episode so I'm pretty proud
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Watching Ru Paul for the first time and nothing has ever made me so uncomfortable
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@ozpeto Ha! That was great. Have you seen Social Media Guru? He's probably applied for your community mgr gig youtu.be/ZKCdexz5RQ8
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Justin @14outof20
High by Peking Duk is the best song of the moment and the one that reminds me the most of lasers. open.spotify.com/track/48ByhmhB…
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Drinking w/ @ozpeto. He's looking for a Community Strategist at @umusicAU. It's unrelated to the drinking. (Promise.) umu.si/cCommunityStra…
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Just got home from work and took my pants off and I've decided I need a job where I don't need to wear pants. (One that isn't a stripper.)
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