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Colin OlfordToronto2009-05-17
@TorontoColin1,798 days
Librarian. Employee of both the University of Toronto and Toronto Public Library. All views are my own, etc.
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@Wilnerness590 But I miscounted, apparently. Don't mind me
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@Wilnerness590 I counted 9...
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@DrewGROF working on a Dickey thing?
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@AndrewStoeten yup, saw that too
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@BennisSnet Thought that was a good AB. Bad outcome, but he saw some pitches, made Pineda work
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@TaoofStieb I feel bad. But he works too slow for my taste. Rare case of wanting him to succeed, but elsewhere, so I don't have to watch
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@thestrokes Slow Animals
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Minor Leaguer @Minor_Leaguer
The guy on the right writes for the Toronto Sun. xkcd.com/1285/
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
That's like, the whole country, right?
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
CBC: we're showing a representative sample of the whole country watching this game. From Toronto to... uh... Windsor!
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
LOL at my feed of baseball people all making the same comment on a women's hockey game. Sports is sports, I guess
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@jonmorosi Rays are already really, really good. So you're saying Cano could take Mariners from bad to average? Yay?
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@DrewGROF Well fine, but now how will you learn of the best kennels to leave your children when you go on vacation?
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Drew Fairservice @DrewGROF
This Guy Only Thought, Spoke, and Communicated in Upworthy Headline Style. You Won’t Believe What Happened To Him Next

(he was murdered)
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Sean Tomlinson @Score_Tomlinson
"The Dean Blundell Show has been cancelled, effective January 6, 2014."...the world is now a slightly better place.
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@DrewGROF hate you
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@TorontoHydro Appreciate the pictures, but can you zoom out a little next time please? My neighbourhood isn't shown. Thanks!
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
It is consistently terrifying how few people in this city seem to understand how a four-way stop works
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Stuart A. Thompson @stuartathompson
Devastating. Denver Post front page (h/t @michaelroston) pic.twitter.com/FG43at5ipT
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scott lewis @thescottlewis
Roy Halladay was the best anything I ever watched do any thing.
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Andrew Stoeten @AndrewStoeten
Alright, calendar marked: Holland loss to Chile is how the summer gets ruined.
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Ivor Tossell @ivortossell
I'm going to miss this place so much. pic.twitter.com/R6dFxPx5IP
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@JGoldsbie how much of that cup do you think is vodka? 30%? 50%?
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Andrew Stoeten @AndrewStoeten
Only 36, though. RT @danhocking: @AndrewStoeten Hinske is old enough to be a coach? Damn, I feel old.
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
#shocked RT @SportsnetJamie: Sources: the market for Arencibia is soft. A trade is not imminent. He may well go to camp with the Jays
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
Nothing is more frustrating than flaky WiFi when working on a deadline
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@OldHossRadbourn @jonahkeri A clear plant
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
Pat Corbin, in his off time, apparently wears his own jersey. MT @SydneyBlueSox #Dbacks Corbin play toss at the beach pic.twitter.com/kWzvmTCL0B
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
Is AA an idiot for letting him go? For bringing him in to begin with (because of NL pitcher crap)? Eventually there'll be a moron consensus
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
Only question is what the bullshit narrative will be. Did they not coach him up enough? Did he not try hard enough because he hates TO?
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
So Josh Johnson is gonna sign in SD, look like an ace (because Petco), and here in Toronto I will hear some stupid bullshit about it forever
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@JGoldsbie A polite and boring highly skilled hockey player and an obnoxious fat oaf of a politician. Are you sure Kessel is the American?
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Andrew Coyne @acoyne
Personally i’d be more than a little nervous to know that Ford’s “driver” was taking pictures of me.
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Matt Gurney @mattgurney
According to Doug Ford, in Third World, some colonel with loyal troops storms the palace, then votes on limiting the leader's office budget.
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@acoyne thought he was modern Jesus?
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
So I guess Doug Ford's responsible governance involves inciting riots
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
Is Etobicoke coming with pitchforks and torches? RT @JProskowGlobal: Doug Ford is asking the city to rise up in opposition to council.
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
And finally I can get some work done RT @reporterdonpeat: Council done for the day #TOpoli
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@JGoldsbie Jake Goldsbie: The Dr Seuss of crack scandals
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@JGoldsbie Was that intended to be so poetic?
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@BennisSnet Steve Jobs would be proud
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
I can't decide whether Doug is the mastermind pulling the strings or the biggest dope of the bunch. I suppose it could be both
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@acoyne More like "I Mayor Forded a little last night and woke in a dumpster three towns over"
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
Whoa! MT @AndroidPolice: Motorola Announces The Moto G: A Competitive Mid-Range Phone For $179 Off-Contract
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@goldsbie Please. You think that just because they don't have a radio show, the Fords won't make news?
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Janet Davis @Janet_Davis
Great new resource in our nbhood- TO Tool Library, official opening 1803 Danforth till 9 tonight. pic.twitter.com/de6Nmf8CZY
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
World’s first 3D-printed metal gun successfully fires over 50 rounds vrge.co/HLzzsC Ugh.
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
MAYBE?!?! MT @reporterdonpeat "I did say, you know Rob you've got to maybe smarten up a little bit" Diane Ford on what she told Rob Ford
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@DrewGROF Anybody, everybody, and nobody. He's saying whatever he thinks will make it go away, like a child who knows they've done wrong
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Tao of Stieb @TaoofStieb
Rob Ford has single-handedly destroyed Canada's productivity levels.
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
Just the number of things that will be lost in the insanity of today, like Doug saying media pursuit worse than princess Diana, is crazy
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
This man needs help, and the people around him are not helping him. This will only get worse, and we will all suffer for it
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
His family, colleagues, and anyone who believes he can just choose not to do it anymore is enabling him, period.
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
Anyone who believes that he can "fix" his substance abuse problem by just choosing not to do it anymore does not understand substances abuse
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
Anyone who believes that the mayor doesn't have a substance abuse problem is deluding themselves
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
Good god 1010 callers are insane
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Andrew Stoeten @AndrewStoeten
Ford days >>>>> Rae days. Seriously, who can get anything done right now?
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Edward Keenan @thekeenanwire
Just got a note that The Beaver on Queen West is offering $3.50 liquid cocaine shots all day to mark the occasion.
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Ivor Tossell @ivortossell
Hard to overstate how useful half-hour GO Train service on the Lakeshore lines has been. Commuter trains have become real rapid transit.
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@GoldAndOrSmith c'mon, it's gotta be this one: storage.canoe.ca/v1/dynamic_res… ford and sports-ish
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
YES! RT @DrewGROF twitter.com/search?q=die%2…
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Edward Keenan @thekeenanwire
Over the next two weeks, I'm on a cross-Toronto library tour, talking about my book and the mayor: chbooks.com/news/join-us-e…
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@goldsbie I know when I'm looking for marketing and communications consultants, I always love the ones with two-dimensional wordpress sites
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@DrewGROF which is why we're fucked; everyone has personal entitlement, nobody is willing to recognize their shit just isn't that important
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@DrewGROF His job's too important and he makes too much money to be personally looking into getting cats out of trees for little old ladies
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@DrewGROF but if he was, he could probably save them a billion dollars!
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Jonathan Goldsbie @goldsbie
"You're honest as the day is long," Doug tells Rob, the morning after we just set our clocks back.
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
With all the hype for this Ford radio show, 1010 couldn't have sold some more premium commercials?
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scott lewis @thescottlewis
Rob Ford's announcement will be that he and Doug purchased the Buffalo Bills for "three barrels of money."
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
Was convinced to see jackass. High school bros all around. Regretting this immensely
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@JGoldsbie He's been a lot better than I expected. Which means I fully expect him to turn into a pumpkin any second, because Leafs
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@JGoldsbie Definitely. I like Kadri where he is. Just feel like those lines are weakest down the middle
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@JGoldsbie Feel gross saying it, but it would look much better with Bozak back
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hrtbps @hrtbps
"Why not model for stock images?" they said.
"What could possibly go wrong?" they said. pic.twitter.com/oF8icpgsqp
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@goldsbie The blackout?
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@DrewGROF At this point, I think they believe the two are one and the same. For Star reporters though (and many other outlets) it's personal
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@AndrewStoeten but think of the page views
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Jonathan Goldsbie @goldsbie
We need a guy in Dundas Square ringing a bell and hollering "Police have the crack video! Police have the crack video!"
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
Best. Halloween. Ever. Thank you Bill Blair
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@bruce_arthur This ITO can't possibly be as amazing as it is in my head, can it?
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@chrisolford10 caillou?
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Jonathan Goldsbie @goldsbie
I feel like tonight is a kind of last call for non-Ford news. Have a non-Ford story you want to share? It's your last chance for a while.
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
Google Plus can now scan your vacation pictures and identify the best ones. If this actually works, this is an absolute game changer
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
Hey, dude cutting his fingernails on the subway: fuck off
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@jtbourne I'm getting an error; thesco.re domain is expired...
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@jtbourne Wives say things that aren't orders?
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@AndrewStoeten thought he refused to say any specific positions, but I haven't been paying as much attention lately...
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@AndrewStoeten O's broadcasters just said that AA said the Jays need to upgrade at catcher. Didn't see it reported that way elsewhere...
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
Seriously, subway or new RT or buses on a dedicated track; anything would be better than the Scarborough RT #TTC
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
And only ten minutes between each jam packed train! MT @TTCnotices: ALL CLEAR: full service has resumed on the Scarborough RT line
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@TaoofStieb With all the misery of this season, are we overlooking the fact that the Jays seeming to be widely popular again is a big deal?
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
Up since 4:30 am, and I'm completely strung out on coffee, so clearly I'm ready for this Queens show
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@GoldAndOrSmith Plus, the biggest NHL team is owned by Bell/Rogers, who also profit from higher internet use in that market
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@TaoofStieb I think it matters more if you don't live in Toronto/Montreal/Ottawa. Rural and western areas take longer normally
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
This is my eighth year at UofT, and every single year the wifi is completely fucked in September. How have they not figured this shit out?
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
Canceled my cable weeks (months?) ago, and I don't miss it at all. Not even a little bit. Was $100+ per month for nothing
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@DrewGROF Joey Votto even knowing what WAR is = swoon
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
@ArchiZuber best get the laws changed with regard to eating your spouse at the same time
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
Exhibit nowtoronto.com/_assets/issues… storage.canoe.ca/v1/dynamic_res… thestar.com/content/dam/th… assets.vice.com/content-images… glorious, every one, and just a sample
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Colin Olford @TorontoColin
I would buy a coffee table book of Rob Ford photos. The man doesn't take a bad picture, only hilarious ones
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