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Jesse JoyceNew York City2009-03-23
@jessejoyce2,007 days
Stand Up Comedian. Seen on Comedy Underground w/ Dave Attell, Last Comic, #RedEye, Tonight Show. Writer for @midnight / The Comedy Central Roasts / The Oscars
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
RE: Piano Man: Hey Davey who's still in the Navy... Why wouldn't u just go by Dave? You're really inviting a lot of conversational douchery.
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Hey folks in Indy, don't miss my pal @attell at @CrackersComedy this weekend. Fri & Sat. bit.ly/1DcTaL7
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Hey folks in line for the new iPhone 6, it's always a good idea to buy new technology the second it becomes available pic.twitter.com/uh0yP0wg8Y
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Hey folks in line for the new iPhone 6, it's always a good idea to buy new technology the second it becomes available pic.twitter.com/TTVJxjfJKT
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
10 Things I Hate About The "U" in the Word "Colour" #MakeAMovieCanadian
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
We Get It, You Have a French Connection #MakeAMovieCanadian
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Lawrence of Alberta #MakeAMovieCanadian
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New Mexico: Where androgynous pottery teachers and bounty hunters come together to counteract tuberculosis. #NewStateMottos
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Michigan: Specializing in rust and white rappers ever since the Japanese boned us. #NewStateMottos
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Texas: If you fuck with us, we'll throw 30,000 volts through a waterhead.
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Maine: Want to lose your teeth on a porch? #NewStateMottos
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Alaska: The "have several warrants? We have 586K square miles of inhospitable wilderness" State #NewStateMottos
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Alaska: The “Our strip clubs and our post offices are in the same building” State #NewStateMottos @midnight
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Alaska: The “Place where ‘Thanks! I got it off a dead guy.’ is a reasonable response to ‘nice hat’” State #NewStateMottos @midnight
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Alaska: The “You’re Asked More Questions on a Fishing License Application than in a Homicide Investigation” State #NewStateMottos
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Westside Comedy @westsidecomedy
Neal Brennan & Friends brings you comics from TV and beyond with their newest work tonight @ 9pm! ow.ly/B9Zge @jessejoyce
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The Diary of Frank #JerseyABook
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Stuck In 1984 #JerseyABook
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Tinker, Stripper, Plumber, DJ #JerseyABook
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Prejudice and Prejudice #JerseyABook
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Got the opportunity to write for/work with Joan Rivers a few times. She was a genuinely hilarious and classy lady.
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
The league takes weed seriously. Instead rape & murder your weed dealer & punch his wife, the commensurate penalty is a SuperBowl ring - NFL
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Flappers Comedy Club @FlappersComedy
Come catch two great shows with the very funny @jessejoyce in the Yoo Hoo Room tonight!!! pic.twitter.com/ITj3aaI4t5
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Panic! At the Disco, and When You Leave For Work, and When You Run the Vacuum, and Every Time the Doorbell Rings. #DogBands @midnight
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Opie with Jim Norton @OandAshow
Comedians @DanSoder and @jessejoyce are joining us on the show today
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
You can catch the entire episode of last night's @midnight with me, @moshekasher and @DonellRawlings here: cc.com/full-episodes/…
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@midnight @midnight
WEST COAST! @midnight w/ @jessejoyce,@DonellRawlings & @moshekasher STARTS NOW! You should watch it! Follow your heart or whatever!
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@midnight @midnight
EAST COAST! @midnight w/ @DonellRawlings,@jessejoyce & @moshekasher STARTS NOW! Watch, laugh, cry, stop crying, drink, laugh, go to rehab!
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@midnight @midnight
Don't miss @midnight w/ @moshekasher,@jessejoyce & @DonellRawlings! No, seriously don't miss it or we'll idk threaten u but then do nothing!
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
atmidnightcc's photo i.instagram.com/p/rS0Ut0N6k6/
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Watch @DonellRawlings , @moshekasher and me tonight on @ComedyCentral 's @midnight with @nerdist
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
They say put ur phone in a backseat w/ ur kid so as not to leave him in a hot car Also tape his picture to ur bong so u remember to feed him
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thatsfunny @thatsfunny
heyLA @NerdMelt 9pm tonight @danagould @ArdenMyrin @fortunefunny @roryscovel @saraschaefer1 @EliOlsberg @jessejoyce @dgubs &more #thatsfunny
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
I'm on @danagould & @ArdenMyrin 's show tomorrow night @NerdMelt 9pm. For tickets: bit.ly/1r4eyxY
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Check out my pal @JimNorton 's new shown on @VICE cause it's hilarious. (plus I wrote for it) shrd.by/yjaFZx
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
SwissAir Flight 111 Family Robinson #DepressingDisney
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Snow White Meets Seven Alcoholic Pregnant Women #DepressingDisney
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Dana Gould @danagould
LA TINKLE TWINS! 7/29 @NerdMelt Me @ArdenMyrin @roryscovel @fortunefunny @jessejoyce @saraschaefer1 @EliOlsberg TIX: bit.ly/1r4eyxY
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ryanrmoran @ryanrmoran
Tomorrow @westsidecomedy! @SteveRannazzisi @bryancallen @marknorm @jessejoyce @BillyWayneDavis @deandelray @JonDeWalt pic.twitter.com/lnZtxvcoGU
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@midnight @midnight
Celebrate surviving half the dumb week tonight with 1 of our fave episodes! We got @deoncole @jessejoyce & @brendonwalsh! #thestruggleisreal
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Tonite @ComedyCentral is re-airing a recent episode of @midnight w/ @deoncole, @brendonwalsh and me.Tune in at midnight as the name suggests
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Post #BETAwards 2014. instagram.com/p/p2ylwBzeUL/
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Somebody let Robin Thicke know when the show ends, cause he definitely doesn't seem to know when something's over. #BETAwards
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Robin Thicke, nobody's seen a more pathetic display of begging & pleading. And there's guys in this room who have killed people #BETAwards
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You'll never forget where u were the 1st time u heard Macklemore, cuz a guy dressed like a cop broke up the bachelorette party #BETAwards
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Daft Punk looks like a Key & Peele sketch about gay Robocops #BETAwards
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Everybody in the ASAP mob has a shitty grill & the same first name. I can't tell if they're a rap group or George Foreman's kids. #BETAwards
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Lionel Richie's albums have been responsible for so many women getting pregnant, they've been drafted by the Baltimore Ravens #BETAwards
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
I just won for Palest Guy Backstage #BETAwards pic.twitter.com/Fr0IQpqKeO
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Kevin Hart is so black and tiny he used to be a grape. #BETAwards
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Usher's stupid hat looks like it was killed by Pharrell's stupid hat. #BETAwards pic.twitter.com/u9S2plDiNN
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Drake & Lil Wayne both have teardrops on their cheeks, but Lil Wayne's are just tattoos. #BETAwards
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Lil Wayne has so many diamonds in his grill, his dentist is on trial for war crimes in Sierra Leone. #BETAwards
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pete lee @peteleetweets
Hey @jessejoyce, how cool is it that @chrisrock is tweeting pictures of hanging out with YOU? pic.twitter.com/eTh1YvL7CJ
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Myq Kaplan @myqkaplan
Fight Club with Sylvia Plath! (a new pod ep.) Super Hang Out With Me and @tedalexandro and @jessejoyce: keithandthegirl.com/vip/bonus/epis…
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Kim Jong-Un calls @Sethrogen 's new film an act of war. N Korea is so upset by it they haven't been able to eat a thing for the last 42 yrs.
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The US v Portugal game ended in a tie... just like David Carradine.
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Monday on Nancy Grace HLN, Nancy opens her dumb mouth, unhinges her jaw and swallows a whole bush pig.
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My pal & beloved comic Ardie Fuqua needs help. He was badly injured in the accident w/ Tracy Morgan. Give what u can: gofundme.com/aha310
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@midnight @midnight
Watch all of last night's episode online, & thank @jessejoyce for the bearection visual: on.cc.com/1iDfnWn | pic.twitter.com/YY5Z5TYjJU
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Hey west coast, I'm on @midnight on @ComedyCentral right now.
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Hey east coast, I'm on @midnight on @ComedyCentral in 10 minutes.
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Comedy Central @ComedyCentral
Tonight's guests on @midnight: @deoncole @brendonwalsh and @jessejoyce. pic.twitter.com/IfMiSScG78
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Don't forget to watch @brendonwalsh @deoncole and me on @midnight tonight on @ComedyCentral
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
I'm @comedyspot tonite & tmmrw in Scottsdale AZ. For tickets: fb.me/1kTm0OBT9
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Brendon Walsh @brendonwalsh
If u wanna attend a taping of @midnight on Monday & watch me @jessejoyce & @deoncole throw down, get tix here bit.ly/atmidnight #snakes
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
The new Psy video featuring Snoop is unique because it's the only time you'll ever see a Dogg LEAVE a Korean restaurant.
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today's my 9 yr sober anniv. Can't believe its been 9 yrs since I scavenged a discarded half eaten room service sandwich frm a hotel hallway
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Another Brick in The New Pakistani Neighbor's Window. #RedneckASong @midnight
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B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, and BINGO was his only source of income #RedneckASong @midnight
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I Would Do Anything Thing For Pork Rinds (But I Won’t Date Blacks) #RedneckASong @midnight
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Don’t Stop Believin’ In Bigfoot #RedneckASong @midnight
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
An uncensored behind the scenes clip from my episode of Comedy Underground with Dave @attell on @ComedyCentral : on.cc.com/T7ovfD
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CC:Stand-Up @ccstandup
End your weekend right. Watch highlights from last night's season finale of #AttellUnderground. on.cc.com/1oiier2
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Dave Attell @attell
Stick around @ComedyCentral NOW for #RoadWork -Thanks to @jessejoyce @aljackson & @_TomRhodes @RealRonJeremy for being on #AttellUnderground
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Dave Attell @attell
Here we go #EastCoast! #AttellUnderground is on @ComedyCentral in 9 min with @jessejoyce @_TomRhodes @aljackson & @RealRonJeremy !
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Dave Attell @attell
This is it! Final episode of the season 1am on @ComedyCentral w/ @_TomRhodes & @aljackson @jessejoyce #AttellUnderground & #ROADWORK @ 1:30a
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Don't forget I'm on the finale of Comedy Underground with Dave @attell tonite: 1a on @ComedyCentral w/ @_TomRhodes & @aljackson
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Dave Attell @attell
JUST ONE DAY until the LAST episode of the #AttellUnderground Season & it's a good one! @_TomRhodes @jessejoyce @aljackson & @RealRonJeremy
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Back on @RonandFezSXM in a few min w/ @attell & @bigjayoakerson to plug finale of Comedy Underground w/ Dave Attell tmmrw on @ComedyCentral
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Dave Attell @attell
This is it! Last episode of the Season! #AttellUnderground w @jessejoyce @_TomRhodes @aljackson & @RealRonJeremy RT!! pic.twitter.com/F44lqs09wR
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Hey all, I'm on Comedy Underground with Dave @attell this Saturday night on @ComedyCentral 1am. Here's a clip: on.cc.com/1mFVxNS
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Dave Attell @attell
New #AttellUnderground clip! This week's comics are @jessejoyce @_TomRhodes @aljackson & @RealRonJeremy bit.ly/1hC8wfh
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CC:Stand-Up @ccstandup
All @jessejoyce wants is for Canada to take it down a notch. Preview an all-new Comedy Underground with Dave @attell. on.cc.com/1mFVxNS
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Good news & bad news for the winner of Fox's "I Wanna Marry Harry" Bad: He's not really Prince Harry. Good: His grandparents aren't cousins.
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
97% of all US high school students think the remaining 8% of US high school students are dumb.
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AfterPartyChat @afterpartychat
Funny, wise and a comedian to the bone (also, btw, a sober alcoholic), @jessejoyce is the latest AfterPartyPod guest: buff.ly/1n2hASf
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Wynken, Blinken and Lincoln Assassination #RuinANurseryRhyme @midnight
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Private Ryan's Brothers Don't Pay Attention in Basic Training #BadPrequels @midnight
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Reckless Buttfucking in Philadelphia #BadPrequels @midnight
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Mrs. Gump Falls Down the Stairs in Her 2nd Trimester. #BadPrequels @midnight
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The Comedy Store @TheComedyStore
Kill Tony tonight at 8 in The Belly Room! Guests @jessejoyce @SandyDanto join hosts @TonyHinchcliffe @redban be a part of it!
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Dave Attell @attell
1am tonite. it's on!!! Almost time for #AttellUnderground So close can't wait xox @aprilmacie @Ralphie_May @RussMeneve & @artiequitter
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thatsfunny @thatsfunny
heyLA @TheIrvineImprov 7p&9p 2nite @AriesSpears 10p @ImprovComedyLA @attell @aliwong3000 @joederosacomedy @jessejoyce @louiskatz @_TomRhodes
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
at the @ImprovComedyLA with Dave @attell tonight and tomorrow 10pm.
For tickets: laughstub.com/Jesse-Joyce
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The Man Without a Face Cause His Neighbor Lost Control of Her Pet Chimp... starring Mel Gibbon #MonkeyFilms @midnight
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Macaque-odile Dundee #MonkeyFilms @midnight
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The Fast and The Furious Masturbating #MonkeyFilms @midnight
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Smears Shit on the Wall Street 2: Monkey Never Sleeps #MonkeyFilms @midnight
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Tire Swing Kids #MonkeyFilms @midnight
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