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Jesse JoyceNew York City2009-03-23
@jessejoyce1,852 days
Stand Up Comedian. Seen on Comedy Underground w/ Dave Attell, Last Comic, #RedEye, Tonight Show. Writer for @midnight / The Comedy Central Roasts / The Oscars
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Just watched my pal @ChristFinnegan's hilarious new special on Netflix. You really should check it out. Do it..do it. netflix.com/WiMovie/702982…
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
back on @RedEyeFNC tonight at 3a E / Midnight P. Appropriate that they run @greggutfeld 's show in the wee hours of the morning. #midget
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
at midnight don't miss Dave @attell’s new special #RoadWork immediately followed by the new series #ATTELLUNDERGROUND on @ComedyCentral
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Watch the premier of Comedy Underground with @daveattell tonight on @ComedyCentral - I wrote for the series & am on it May 31.
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Taking Hardwick's lunch money as the "@midnight Bully" on yesterday's @midnight on @ComedyCentral instagram.com/p/mogVryTeTS/
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Lakota Souix Got Massacred #RuinARomCom
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Peggy Sue Got Murdered #RuinARomCom
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Something’s Gotta Give – A film about the structural integrity of buildings in Mumbai #RuinARomCom
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Brutus The Failure Beefcake #WorseWrestlers (from the Iron Sheik Roast) youtube.com/watch?v=Wr247J…
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Brutus The Discreet Craigslist Cock-Taster Beefcake #WorseWrestlers (from the Iron Sheik Roast) youtube.com/watch?v=Wr247J…
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Brutus The Cocaine Addicted Toll Booth Collector Beefcake #WorseWrestlers (from the Iron Sheik Roast) youtube.com/watch?v=Wr247J…
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Governor Jesse Ventura #WorseWrestlers @midnight
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Bret James Gandolfini's Heart #WorseWrestlers @midnight
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Hack Comedian Jim Duggan #WorseWrestlers
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Gorgeous George Zimmerman #WorseWrestlers @midnight
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Fantasia Airlines Flight 370 #RuinACartoon
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Gotham Comedy Club @GothamComedy
2Nite @ 8p #rethinkcomedy @Ploom @thelaughbutton w/ @robertkelly, @bigjayoakerson, @jessejoyce, @petedavidson, @jimmyfailla! Tix still avail
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Judah Friedlander @JudahWorldChamp
Charlie and the Diabetes Factory. @midnight #RuinAChildrensBook @jessejoyce
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
The Very Hungry Caterpillar and Other Larva with Eating Disorders. #ruinachildrensbook
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Goldilocks and Harvey Fierstein and The Two Other Bears. #ruinachildrensbook
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Charlie and The iPhone Factory #ruinachildrensbook
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TheLaughButton.com @thelaughbutton
Wed night! @robertkelly @petedavidson @bigjayoakerson and @jessejoyce perform live @GothamComedy. thelaughbutton.com/features/ploom… #ReThinkComedy
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Bumper sticker: "War is never the answer" That is, unless the question is "What is good for absolutely nuthin? Good God ya'll. Say it again"
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Ron and Fez @RonandFezSXM
Excited to have @jessejoyce stopping by during todays show.
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Ironically upon being freed from bondage when asked who his hero was, Solomon Northup said "161 years from now Matthew McConaughey" #Oscars
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Why is Ellen Degeneres dressed as Haley Joel Osment dressed as Paul Revere? #Oscars
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Guys take it easy on Jared Leto. He looks that way because he's currently filming "Son Of God Of Anarchy" #Oscars
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Because Barkhad Abdi is nominated, The pirates in Somalia will all be huddled around watching the #Oscars on your television.
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Yes Russia's jeopardized civilization's future but the academy is sure there'll be a 2071 Best Picture winner #Oscars pic.twitter.com/gCSAJ2N06F
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
#Oscars fun fact: The original working title for Gravity was "Fictitious Apollo 13 *Now With 70% Less Physics"
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
B/c Jonah Hill now has more #Oscars noms than Robert Redford producers are casting him in the "All Is Lost" sequel, “Boat Sinks Immediately”
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Chiwetel Ejiofor & the other nominees will be stuck in the Dolby Theater longer than Solomon Northup was enslaved #12yearsAceremony #Oscars
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
And tonight's award for Least Animated Feature will once again go to Stephen Hawking's eyebrows. #Oscars
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
I'm psyched for the premier of #Vikings season 2 on @HISTORY tonight, or as I like to call it, Scandinavian Sons Of Anarchy.
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Back on @RedEyeFNC tonight - 3am E / Midnight P. foxnews.com/redeye
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
In antiquated news: they're naming a postage stamp after Steve Jobs, meaning we're a step closer to naming a car phone after Mark Zuckerberg
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
The airport just paged "Mr Jojeffo Hoffenstein." He must have gotten separated from the other members of the Lithuanian Trapeze Gypsy Circus
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Jono Zalay @JonoZalay
I missed the Creation v Evolution debate. But I am able to watch it online thanks to _____.
A) Science
B) Prayer
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
London mayor compares George Clooney to Hitler. I don’t know about all that, but they both fucked A LOT of gypsies.
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
London mayor compares George Clooney to Hitler. I don’t know about all that, but they were the two worst choices to play Batman.
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Jono Zalay @JonoZalay
The Good Ship Lollipop struck an iceberg. There were no survivors.
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Back on Opie & Anthony in a couple minutes.
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Fake Jesse Joyce @FakeJesseJoyce
Fuckin' Shirley Temple Black's heroin dealer has got to be sweating bullets
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Doing the 10pm show @TheStandNYC tonight & will be back on the @OandAshow tomorrow morning.
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
The new crack pipe vending machines in Canada spell trouble, cause the last thing Rob Ford needs is another reason to love vending machines
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Attn companies: If every time I call you're "experiencing higher than normal call volume" I propose that you don't know what "normal" means.
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
I understand that my flight is delayed, but that's no reason to call me a retard. And by the way...… instagram.com/p/kFDxEOTeQE/
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
My good pal @SamaraOShea 's 3rd book LOVES ME..NOT is out-Read somethin w/ more than 140 characters for once will ya amzn.to/Lv88oL
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
#SuperBowl Commercials that don't make an attempt to be funny can go fuck themselves. Also commercials that try to be funny are the worst.
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
My buddy @tonydeyo and Don Rickles from the movie Casino. instagram.com/p/j717_gTefc/
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
first the #SuperBowl reads the Declaration referencing the overthrow of tyrannical monarchs then subjects us to Queen Latifah #MixedMessages
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
#SuperBowl is the #1 day for human trafficking. If you're attending, be wary of anyone in the parking lot who offers you a tall boy #Taken3
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
#SuperBowl Sunday prediction: Twice the alcoholism of St Patrick's Day and three times the domestic violence of Columbus Day!
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Headlining @koots thru Sun in Anchorage Alaska where it's 10 degrees warmer all week than it is in NYC #YouAllLaughedWhenIbookedAKinJanuary
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Back on RedEye on FoxNews tonight at 10pm E. then off to headline @koots in Anchorage AK Jan 21-26.
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
@JedediahBila I'm confused. Ur twitter picture suggest that you're an attractive young lady, but ur name implies that you're an Amish Elder
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Jedediah Bila @JedediahBila
Today kinda sucked. Thank God I get to spend my night making fun of @jessejoyce. #RedEye
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Will be on @RonandFezSXM SiriusXM channel 99, 2pm today & tonight performing @ArtsQuest Center in Bethlehem PA 8pm.
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
@dennisrodman can I get ur collection of weird scarves & feathered cowboy hats when you're executed? Laundromat lost my 3 Musketeers costume
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
In 2014 brain injury will remain the #1 cause of death among retired NFL players. Whereas for retired NBA players I'm guessing firing squad.
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Kim Jong Un expressed confidently his N Korean team is going to be victorious this Wed over NBA Westerners because the score will be 526 - 1
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Hey Minneapolis, I'm performing @HouseOfComedyMN tonight thru sun. For tickets:

houseofcomedy.net/about/comics-d…
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
@1keithrobinson @joederosacomedy @amyschumer @RachelFeinstein Hey @jermaineFOWLER did the cadillac from Dead Presidents bring u anything?
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
A Christmas favorite, Frosty The Radioactive Blow Up Doll instagram.com/p/iROrmizeb2/
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Brian Koppelman @briankoppelman
@jessejoyce @NYCComedyCellar if you do the 2am, chance I could get there before the early bird breakfast special.
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
@briankoppelman by scheduling my spot at 1am I thought I might catch you during one of the 3 or 4 times a night you inevitably get up to pee
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
@NYCComedyCellar Now on I will disclaim: Seniors, Folks recovering from surgery & @briankoppelman please ignore the following announcement.
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Brian Koppelman @briankoppelman
@jessejoyce @NYCComedyCellar I'm on the "asleep in my bed already for 90 minutes show," at same time. But don't worry. Our audience is diff.
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
on the midnight show tonight @NYCComedyCellar comedycellar.com/line-up/
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
What people have to understand is that the Duck Dynasty fellas come from a different time, and that time is rural Louisiana.
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
@jermaineFOWLER @DanSoder @joederosacomedy @Cotton215 somebody light @1keithrobinson so this twitter exchange wraps up in and hour or two.
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
@1keithrobinson @jermaineFOWLER @joederosacomedy @Cotton215 2? That's not a lot, unless we're talking about @DanSoder 's facial expressions
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
@jermaineFOWLER @DanSoder @joederosacomedy @Cotton215 @1keithrobinson Jermaine I love your work on that MTV show playing Jordan Carlos's son
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JERMAINEfowler @jermaineFOWLER
@DanSoder @joederosacomedy @jessejoyce @Cotton215 @1keithrobinson

why does Jesse dress like the oldest son on Home Improvement.
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Dan Soder @DanSoder
@joederosacomedy @jessejoyce @jermaineFOWLER @Cotton215 @1keithrobinson Jesse looks like a dirt bike is his main mode of transportation
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Dan Soder @DanSoder
@joederosacomedy @jessejoyce @jermaineFOWLER @Cotton215 @1keithrobinson Jesse looks like Harrison Ford's son that he doesn't care about.
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Joe DeRosa @joederosacomedy
@jessejoyce @jermaineFOWLER @DanSoder @Cotton215 @1keithrobinson Jesse looks like he teaches gym because he fucked up his baseball career.
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
@jermaineFOWLER @joederosacomedy @DanSoder @Cotton215 @1keithrobinson @petedavidson

This reads like The Friars Club Roast of Mediocrity.
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Kim Jong Un stated the uncle he executed was: "worse than a dog." then added "worse than a dog even when you marinate it in hoisin sauce."
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Kim Jong Un executed his uncle. You have to admire the lengths he will go to not participate in the family Secret Santa gift exchange.
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Kim Jong Un just killed his uncle. A lot of North Koreans would probably recognize the Hamlet parallel if he ever allowed them to read.
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my set from The Roast of @the_ironsheik from The Dark Comedy Festival in Toronto a few weeks back: youtube.com/watch?v=Wr247J…
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Next Week In History: The Kennedy Assassination. New theory behind Lee Harvey Oswald's motive. youtube.com/watch?v=d2H4d7…
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too soon @Hyundai ? If u guys ever make a car that runs on icebergs you'll hear from me again w/ another antiquated transport disaster joke.
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Hyundai USA @Hyundai
@jessejoyce Not funny. Fuel Cells are as safe or even safer than cars on the road today. ^rl
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Hyundai is coming out with a car that runs on hydrogen. "Hydrogen power! What a terrific idea." - The designers of The Hindenberg
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Next Week In History: 1932 FBI Crime Lab opens -Hoover collects fingerprints for analysis & sperm samples for fun youtube.com/watch?v=l7itQC…
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Next Week In History: This week the internet was invented: youtube.com/watch?v=VnVs35… starring @citizenkeane @mattknudsen @Federman
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Make sure you go and check out @dan_dion 's new comedian photo exhibit @GothamComedy Club opening this wed facebook.com/events/5651032…
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Hot Toronto Deals @HotTorontoDeals
Full house awaiting @jessejoyce at @absolutecomedy Toronto. Fresh from this weeks @keithandthegirl episode. pic.twitter.com/eTUJHBdNcR
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Sharilyn Johnson @thirdbeat
.@jessejoyce had 6 of my top 10 favourite lines at the #sheikroast. Would've been more if I could write faster: third-beat.com/2013/11/08/20-…
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The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik
My roast best. I love the @TonyHinchcliffe @BrodyismeFriend @jessejoyce @TheMikeLawrence @Spenny @pagemagen @keychronicles @tylermorrison1
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Next Week in History features Teddy Roosevelt, chloroform, Robin Hood, war criminals, Hitler & Walt Disney youtube.com/watch?v=fTPFUP…
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Toronto tonight & tomorrow I'm headlining @absolutecomedy 8:30. Tomorrow night also on The Roast of @the_ironsheik at The Royal Theater 9:30
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Keith and The Girl @keithandthegirl
In the studio with @jessejoyce! Listen at KATG.com! vine.co/v/hjPg7umlPYX
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
@marciwiser yeah, it was last night. But I'm back on again Nov 22. Thanks for watchin!
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
Back on RedEye on FoxNews tonight 3a E/ midnight P.
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
@DirectedbyBrian I'm at Absolute Comedy Toronto Nov 6-10, & at the Dark Comedy Fest Nov 5 & 7 where I'll be roasting The Iron Sheik.
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Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce
If your halloween costume is a current pop culture reference, know that you're just like every dipshit in '93 who dressed as Joey Butaffuco.
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FL man wins multi mil lotto 2nd time. UR 4x more likely to be struck by lightning than win 1x. FL has most annual lightning deaths. #DoMath
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