Should've invested in bitcoin when it was cheap... So many regrets
Ikea just couldn't help but put some ABBA in their hold music could they...
Bake Off got better ratings than X Factor... There's some hope in the world!
I totally missed this due to not setting up twitter on my phone until now! Yes we need a gails lunch date!
First day of the rest of my life, part 8262!
apparently the media have found out Rouhani is a moderate, better late than never I suppose...
the world is just conspiring against me today
Let's just stay calm. And stay classy.
I'm sat here overhearing some clearly 11 year olds discussing playing GTA5 tonight... And no they do not seem 'mature'
I'm glad we cleared that one up - No, A Severed Finger Will Not Be Able to Access a Stolen iPhone 5S via
every iPhone, and pretty much every mobile, has a British designed chip in it... we have so much innovation here
I have no idea what you're on about, too busy auditioning for BBC Breakfast
Did I mention your phone now tracks you?
Finally! - Amazon bundles print and e-books
sleep spooning... it's a thing
just blame and give her aids
having one of those days you just listen to the same thing on repeat
nice to see the correction
I've already read a couple of articles about the Powers of War Act being called into question, Paddy Ashdown mentioning it too
Dave and Ed accidentally go changing constitutions around the west, that's the unwritten story
Strong legislatures and weak government, we live in a different world
Kim Jong-un's approval rating higher than Barack Obama's via
"We searched Twitter, Facebook and YouTube and this is what we found."
there's something incredibly wrong when on a news day like today the most popular BBC News article is about masquerading mobiles
haha yeah ofc! (apparently I just slept for 16 hours, oops)
who the hell thought it was a good idea to send a notification at 6am???
Things we have learnt recently: I would make a very bad parent
today's rant: disabled access to shops...
Weird news of the day - Confused copiers rewriting documents
my brain hurts from thinking too much :/
I refuse to accept this as parking
I like it when a plan comes together
don't give Cameron any ideas here :p
have to admit I'm really looking forward to dinner!
not that will probably help
like who doesn't want dreams of princess meth-making transexual advertising executives?
so my dream last night was some kind of mix of disney films, mad men, breaking bad and orange is the new black...
I haven't had a Croma in years...
erm where's liverpool st. station gone?
SUBSIDIARITY - I MUST remember that word
been reading your blog, as a young person with depression could I DM you some questions?
I asked Liz for one thing - Royal baby 'Lion King' welcome petition rejected by government
how do I say that I'm not happy with further active filtering of the internet without sounding like I'm crazy?
so apparently I wear the same watch as the official spokesperson for Putin...
yeah Whose Line is it Anyway? still has it...
errr... - Follow the Pope on Twitter and spend less time in purgatory, says Vatican
Airbus have a composite aeroplane coming, the A350XWB, much like the 787 there isn't a massive divergence in strategy
it's 26 degrees and I'm cold :(
Cherry picking on a summers day! So much fun and tasty!
Why on earth would you reduce the natural goodness ??????
Theresa May bans herbal stimulant , ignoring scientific evidence. A pointless backwards step in the
I genuinely can't believe that kids were only taught up to the 10 times table up to now, 144 is such a nice number
I need to get a life, got excited about a road being resurfaced and the new €5 note
very uneasy - National police unit monitors 9,000 'domestic extremists' via
well at least I know have it confirmed I can count
convincing an old man that he only needs to eat when he's feeling a bit peckish is hard
Things we've learnt tonight: I do not miss being 18
Now to acquire a few more of these and my project with be nearly complete
That's always a number you want to see...
need to sort my life out!
Oi! I actually have new glasses! not much, life is pretty boring atm! yours?
I'm not too bad, bit disoriented since I accidentally slept for 20 hours and I can't find my glasses! Yourself?
Dear Apple, I don't need you to tell me when I should go to bed, my body will thanks XOXO
my life has descended in to having parking wars with the neighbours...
Sat in the garden of a motorway service station, it's actually lovely!
People always forget how good The Little Mermaid is! - Under The Sea [remastered]: via VIDEO
random fact of the day, draught beer and cider, and delivered milk are actually sold legally as pints... wine however must be sold in metric
so I've got my new glasses, got to get used to how the pictures of my life are now framed differently
I'm cold :( silly Manchester
Who the hell do they think uses BBM anymore? - BlackBerry to offer BBM as app for iOS and Android this summer
@DXREG there's always more
@DXREG well there you go :p
for a tech profile, can you please fix your profile pic?
I'm never eating a pineapple in one sitting again...
I'm such an avoider right now
who doesn't love a phone call from the police?
someone make a decision for me please...
is a bit shit a geography... Denmark for two countries lol
there must be some loveable character for me somewhere
seen, though I did consider rewatching it earlier
can we not say silly things now! I want some shitty tv show with a few series that will take me a few days to get through!
can someone please give me a new tv show to be addicted to?!
new specs ordered... quite a bit different
Man opposite me broke the unwritten rules of the railway and started using 'my' plug socket when I went to the loo