Now *this* is what you call a story.
loosen up Duncan, switch off your personal link shortener and relax, it's the weekend.
Stop shopping. Be nice 364.
I read TV People a short story by Haruki Murakami last night, and then again on the train again this morning. I'm guessing I liked it.
'I’d be scared to play us' says as Scotland look for semi-final place at European Curling Champs tonight. They take on Denmark.
yes, customers love it you know.
always is. Must be something in dem beans!
Not only is Bravo Figaro CD done, out and available but tonight at Tunbridge Wells I unveil the "calendar"
I saw this this morning, very festive!
Phone rings and it's telling me my tweets are great.
I was too distracted to type "lady" properly too!
I'd like to have been at the meeting in Bulgaria when everyone decided to come on Jan 1st. These things never get reported
Distracted from my book this evening. The last opposite is fishing wotsits out of a packet with her tongue.
I'd like to have been at the meeting in Bulgaria when everyone decided to come on Jan 1st. These things never get reported.
Top bloke in Tonbridge, leaving tomorrow. Good luck to him.
ONS confirms: UK economy grew at +0.8% in quarter. When you add back inflation, UK's 'real growth' was negative 3%
A very small number of trains can use a few lines at , but services remain severely disrupted. You should avoid the station.
well maybe. I actually think they will probably just fill to capacity too. When they due on the tracks? Home btw!
yeah I'm appreciating my good fortune tonight. I'm also stretched out on a train I normally have to stand on.
well it's looking good towards Horsham anyway. Nearly home.
double oh dear! Sound like big problems. I don't envy those that are trying to sort that lot out.
Curry night tonight with old mates. I've had a coffee to avoid the sofa when I get in. yawn.
Empty train back from Redhill, there's people in pain somewhere further up the line.
Breaking: 1st Balcombe anti-tracking trial collapses after hearing from 1st police witness
Overheard on the train, "Is Redhill an actual train station or is it just a stop off on the way to Gatwick".
Hes upset about electricity prices so we were exchanging tips in using less. He turns the light off when watching TV. "Like at the pictures"
Today a fella I've chatted to briefly a few times launched into a loud conversation with me from the other end of the carriage.
Horsham abc's amateur boxing night on Saturday was a great night of boxing entertainment that was enjoyed by all.
Getting the train is hilarious, something happens everyday to make me smile. Today I'm laughing out loud.
>: . You look plain silly now+at the behest of the political establishment.
How did the best day of your life go today?
I'm home too, and experienced less trauma on this occasion. Sympathies.
Couldn't have a cup of tea all morning cos the guys on the construction site next to mine burst a water main. Glad it wasn't me.
is that traveling as normal then? I don't know, I'm new.
Taking my nephew to Twickernam Saturday, that'll curb the usual excessive drinking. So easily led.
Three Bridges dude, lots people standing on the platform with big suitcases though. Northbound losers.
oh interesting. We're 8 mins late at Earlswood hopping to make up the time. Might be one of those where you change trains.
just coming down the line now from Redhill, hopping to sail through.
For the first time in years I've been able to get the train to work. I love it. Even the whole moaning thing people do about the delays.
Theres a post box near my flats, I might put it in there for a bit, to annoy 'em. I worry they won't recycle it though.
yeah I get annoyed by this too. What to do with it? Is it effective to put it all back in a post box?
Anonymous taking over Trafalger Square in London..
I think we should *all* tweet this Sun correction. They made it small so it'll go unnoticed. Let's fix that.
that's the one they wanted.
VIDEO: Tag rugby fun in Horsham: Despite the prospect of heavy rain and thunderstorms, around 250 people desce...
switch it off at the wall, leave it a min and then on again.
Great example of people power today at . Huge admiration for all involved & for for helping make their voices heard.
ITV Royal Correspondent now boasting that he's a journalist with an agreement with those he reports on not to report what they don't like.
eh? Your talking about a 6 hour old boy whos life has long since been mapped out with ridiculous expectation by royalists.
Royal baby is one of in 2,000 born in the UK on same day - but will know nothing of the poverty that will hit 1 in 3
Oh it's news time The Royal baby is here!!! VIDEO
sorry, didn't get past the second paragraph.
great letter by Derek McMillan this week.
nice District Post column, 19th July, about political aganda, but there's much more to police story than kids names.
I did a TEDtalk. It's about peace, the importance of civil disobedience and personal responsibility. VIDEO
Vast majortiy of people are fighting as hard as they can. There are no jobs thousands applying everyday. No more rhetoric please.
The Bartoli response to John Inverdale's sexist remark....it is gold...RT it...
Danny Shine is a London and youtube legend he is making a documentary and you should have a look at his vid
Big queue for the Miniscule of Sound. C
Enjoyed meeting & his brilliant son today - interview, This is not a Democracy, here (tho taxi v. hot!) VIDEO
Wembley Arena is hosting the EPL Elevation Face off final today. Which franchises name is gonna be on that EPL board next soccer season?
refused? I have read you self-pity (have I not).
State the obvious about film stuff on drift off to sleep knowing the world is fucked..
Nolan and Nick Ross are being destroyed live on air by a succession of angry, righteous women coming forward with their stories
What we need now is another goal to break the parity.
yes I'm often annoyed when off licences waste shelving space with crisps and chocolate.
Borussia have got to score now. And they've got to score again.
Logistically it would have been easier to switch this game to Paris. What with all the travel and wotnot.
Why do people always use "Dortmund" and never the first part of there name? Is it cos it's easier?
Right, I'm going to watch the second half next.
First half over, how many to go though?
Please note,those getting over excited or even mildly interested in the Eurovision song contest are not exclusively UKIP apologists.
Oh and another thing.... I grind my own coffee. Does that count as one of my five exercises a day?
Dung beetles seem to have it sorted.
Apologies: NOW is last time I urge you not to go & vote for me here because it would really embarrass some BBC execs:
OK I didn't and I wont re tweet it either.
this, and off shore tax avaoidence make it impossible for small / new buisness to compete. Look at Horsham's local shops.
big business's recieve subsidies all the time, in the form of tax breaks, no one talks about this.
it's hypocritical of course but it also protectionist - i.e. no one else should be able to build a fortune this way now.
Alison's right, stupid idea to point out that a very small amount of people are hoovering up all the money and trousering it.
"I believe he went down on the greatest British peacetime prime minister." Cameron on Saville
Former Tory MP Edwina Currie says SHE could live on £53 a week. Asked her to talk to about it, she wanted 500 quid
regulation is a smoke screen. It gives the impression nothing can be done with out it. Which is of course bollocks.
Oh well done, on a Wednesday too. It is Wednesday isn't it?
"Right, let's go and look at some more piccaninnies." - Boris Johnson on black people
Danny Boyle is currently going through his CV bolding and underlining the word “opening”.
Ah, cunning. The closing ceremony is going to be everything we feared the Opening ceremony would be, to restore balance to the universe.
yeah why not. What's our tally up to now Geoff?
Good one Christine, came right though on the home stretch.
Not sure last night can be topped though. Amazing stuff.
This is going to be quite some 100m final tonight..
15 mins after a call promises will take 4 mins I still can't cancel my subscrription unless I ring back in 2 weeks. Poor.
agreed. In fact I'll actively share my poor experience of and CARS