“: No big deal. Just a man stopping for gas with huge in his truck: via ”
I'm at (Chicago, IL) w/ 3 others
I'm at Wrigley Field - (Chicago, IL) w/ 39 others
I'm at The Sports Corner Bar & Grill - (Chicago, IL) w/ 3 others
Mumford and Son activities
Let's see...what to tweet about, what to tweet about? I got nothing. What's new with you?
Seriously, everybody, you need to examine all your machines for OpenSSL and get it patched. is extremely serious.
Do you have Heartbleed heartburn? F5 has an iRule for that!
I'm at Rocco's Tacos and Tequila Bar (Fort Lauderdale, FL) w/ 5 others
Any early comments on ESO? I always thought Skyrim would be a great MMO.
Just walked out of a hot topic store easter shopping for my kids. I’m old as dirt.
Happy ! Best hashtag ever.
Incredible prosthetic models of Beavis and Butthead - Lost At E Minor: For creative people
NK 1, FISH 0 “: North Korea fires mid-range ballistic missiles into sea: South Korea ”
Love this place (@ Hash House A Go Go - )
Bunglers! Heal Yourself, Skeletor is the internet's greatest accomplishment
30 years later, still the best live album ever Gloria - Live Version 1983 by U2 on
“: First signs of possible crash site after jet carrying 239 vanishes ”
What’s Adela Dazim doing these days, anyway? You know she’s got talent.
“: Apparently, the Oscars forgot that is on tonight. ”
Kate McKinnon scares me. Like pure evil.
“: Spotted at : ′s Michael Koyfman and the world’s most powerful phone charger ;-) ”
Diablo 3 finally gets its enormous Loot 2.0 patch today, making it a whole lot easier for players to get snazzy gear.
The cows are standing out in the rain
“: There *is* no magic time to buy an airfare. We got it from someone who sets the fares: ”
??? “: 日本語を勉強することは難しいですが、私はあきらめない!”
. WHOA! “: A Utah district court is the first to temporarily shut down Aereo ”
More folks are becoming turned off by Facebook. In response, Zuck buys more social networks that do not have the name Facebook.
. Starfleet Logo? “: Martian dunes appear to be in a V-shaped formation. ”
It was great seeing everyone at Nerdtacular last year. This year’s summer vacation will likely be Alaska.
He has a special set of pills “: Liam Neeson is 61 years old.”
“: Back to Vancouver tomorrow! Was lovely seeing you LA, but Azeroth ain’t gonna film itself. Work, work!”
Had some good fortune with my warrior deck tonight. Maybe my losing streak is finally coming to an end. Maybe…
When you can’t finish the Pho King challenge, they bring a pho container and call you a Pho King loser!
“: Runner you had one job not to do that in the race. ”
Classy “: In honor of the champions, our lights will shine in blue & green until sunrise. ”
“: Flipping over bicycles, lighting latte cups on fire, smashing Windows 8.1, it’s mass insanity in Seattle right now.”
“: PEOPLE ARE RUNNING THROUGH THE STREETS OF SEATTLE RELEASING SOFTWARE PATCHES ON EACH OTHER’S COMPUTERS THIS IS CRAZY”
I’ve played countless hours of Hearthstone trying to get better and I still suck.
The difference between goofing around and science is writing it down.
Fred Armisen=David Paterson FTW
Help! Tampa has been invaded by pirates!
It’s official: I’m clinically addicted to
Fastpass+ is a fail until you can do everything from the app. Sorry.
I'm at Tarks Of Dania Beach (Dania Beach, FL)
I'm at Versailles Restaurant - (Miami, FL) w/ 4 others
RT : 'Poltergeist' Remake Dated For Valentine's Day 2015; New 'Planet of The Apes' Out 2016
Dr Nefario from Despicable Me?
Seagull eating chicken nugget = cannibalism
Randy Pausch’s Last Lecture
Ran into an old guy win the Sky Club with a Colts superbowl ring. Must have been the 1970 game. Going through the roster now.
I'm at Mr. B's Bistro (New Orleans, LA)
I'm at Pat O'Brien's (New Orleans, LA) w/ 4 others [pic]:
I'm at The Old Absinthe House - (New Orleans, LA) w/ 2 others [pic]:
I'm at Felix's Restaurant & Oyster Bar (New Orleans, LA) [pic]:
This was 4 yrs before I was born. So powerful. Merry belated Christmas. VIDEO
District 9 HD on iTunes for $6.99
Essential Christmas Music ♫ Christmas in Hollis – RUN-DMC
I love my new Haswell MacBook Air. Its the perfect laptop, IMHO.
Oldest joint in Nashville (@ Elliston Place Soda Shop) [pic]:
Watching Braveheart again. Still holds up.
Cameron is doing Avatar sequels before Titanic?
So say we all! “: Good times in Mexico!! ”
Best restaurant in an airport anywhere (at )
The more contact I have with humans, the more I leawrwn.
i’m going to steal the Declaration of Independence
I'm at Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Hollywood, FL - (Hollywood, FL)
I'm at Candlelight Processional - (Lake buena Vista, FL) w/ 18 others
Last night I saw a promo for Anchorman on TV at a bar and I said “Look, its Ron Jeremy”.
10 Sites For The Best Airfare Deals
“: Never bring a knife to a gunfight < never bring a gun to a tank fight. ”
Trunk Bay is epic (@ Virgin Islands National Park) [pic]:
Walter White in Puerto Rico (@ Ben & Jerry's) [pic]:
Hello El Morro (@ Celebrity Reflection - San Juan) [pic]:
Bon Voyage! (@ Celebrity Reflection w/ 15 others) [pic]:
Have a Happy Thanksgiving everyone! (@ Celebrity Reflection w/ 20 others) [pic]:
Its almost time! (@ Miami Marriott Biscayne Bay) [pic]:
World's first space tourist gives details on manned mission to Mars in 2017
“: . I'd love to do a Western.”
“: How to look like Batman, using your cat. ”