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Seth MacFarlaneLos Angeles2009-01-13
@SethMacFarlane2,110 days
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - A Million Ways to Die in the West available on blu-ray soon!
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Mark Leggett @markleggett
At 74, Ringo Starr is the world's oldest Japanese teenager. pic.twitter.com/1hO1ShuyH4
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
"Mazes and Monsters" starring Tom Hanks. Thank me or punch me later.
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Gary Janetti @GaryJanetti
Hi, can you tell me tonight's specials but without using any adjectives please.
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
Hasselhoff in #Ted2 today Hoffin' it up
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Former Child @FormerChild
@SethMacFarlane congrats Cherry Chevapantpshxodnalkabsunk
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
Congrats to the crew of "American Dad!" for being the most watched show on cable for the night w/ its season premiere on TBS!
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Spencer Porter @porters
You're right, moral arbiters. We shouldn't comment on the looks of someone on a red carpet who is literally posing for photographers.
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Spencer Porter @porters
There are only two syllables in "Hello," office workers. Doesn't have to be a whole production.
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Mike Scully @scullymike
How did great TV shows ever get made without the input of the internet?
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
If you put a knife to my throat I could not tell you what "Pinterest" is.
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
The new season of American Dad premieres tonight on TBS!
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
"Unfollowed." Yeah, nobody cares.
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Mark Leggett @markleggett
I hope someone has a pair of jeans tattooed onto their legs. I hope there's a person on this planet who's fucked up their life in that way.
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
I don't care for Carl's Jr.'s new slogan "Eat this right now, you goddamn spineless piece of shit."
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Justin Shanes @justinshanes
Every group of friends needs the person willing to break the post-movie silence with a "Whadja think?" That person's a loser, but necessary.
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Brian Scully @BrianRScully
I think the only reason I wanted to be an astronaut in the 1960's was because there are no bees in space.
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Chris Regan @ChrisRRegan
That's enough with the Marilyn Monroe, people.
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
Climate change is currently a far greater threat to us than Ebola. Let's be productive and shit our pants about that instead. Go on. Shit.
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
Will be interesting to see if Michigan joins Arizona, Texas, and Virginia in the criminally transparent practice of banning Teslas. #idiocy
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Julius Sharpe @juliussharpe
Whatever people who own bird stores are hoping will happen is probably not going to happen.
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
Yes mixologist, I'd much rather wait an extra ten minutes to get drunk while I watch you pretend this is Benihana.
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Julius Sharpe @juliussharpe
"Pears: We're either way too hard or completely rotten. Brought to you by pears, the fuck you fruit."
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Mark Leggett @markleggett
The only thing that can stop Ebola is a black and white video of celebrities looking at the camera and solemnly saying "Stop Ebola".
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
RT @CelebrityOxford: @SethMacFarlane Super important question: where do you stand on the use of the Oxford Comma? // Staunchly pro.
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The Onion @TheOnion
"This is the message that will eventually reach an estimated 200 billion stars." onion.com/ZGsd2J pic.twitter.com/vP0hqzD6W8
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
John Slattery was brilliant as usual today in #Ted2
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Burnt Bleghk @brentalfloss
@SethMacFarlane
"Some Day-quil, captain?"
"Doo ehtt."
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
Congratulations to my uber-talented pal @ActuallyNPH on hosting the Oscars! They could not have made a better choice, except Mickey Rourke.
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
Thank you, head & chest cold. I sound like Kate Mulgrew.
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Bill Dixon @BillDixonish
Buzzfeed is the Florida of the internet.
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The Onion @TheOnion
[American Voices] Flight Attendants Sue FAA To Reinstate Cell Phone Ban onion.com/1vdtElD #WhatDoYouThink?
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
Occasionally the fluff media gets it right. Let science do science, and stay out of its way. m.huffpost.com/us/entry/59896…
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
Hey Texas, stop beating around the bush and say what you really mean: All voters should be required to name the entire cast of "Friends."
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Gary Janetti @GaryJanetti
Gays should be exempt from Ebola since we got stuck with the other thing.
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
RT @BekaWrites: For the record, @SethMacFarlane : My husband and I have now watched #AMillionWays 6 times. // It strengthens marital bonds.
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Julius Sharpe @juliussharpe
Amazon is opening its first physical store. It's everything you love about their website, without all the annoying convenience.
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
Thanks to the awesome @HaysbertDennis for a great day of filming on Ted 2!
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brian kiley @kileynoodles
My Dad would come home from work and no matter how tired he was he’d take me to the park and hit balls to me for an hour. He loved golf.
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Chris Regan @ChrisRRegan
The Nina, Pinta & Santa Maria were, by far, the most tastefully-named boats ever owned by an Italian guy in his 40s.
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Chelsea Peretti @ChelseaVPeretti
wow its crazy its like ur family is the best people and everyone else garbage wow
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Knocker @Knocker_
Saw the Sikh Meg Griffin at Heathrow Airport. @SethMacFarlane pic.twitter.com/VrCNHiyPwJ
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timothy mildrich @mctimmy83
@SethMacFarlane there must always be a stark in old stump
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
RT@jarm_anski:@SethMacFarlane please tell me the slip during the glass bottle shooting scene was a happy accident #millionwaystodie /Fakery.
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Damien Fahey @DamienFahey
I scrolled past "Malala Wins Nobel Peace Prize" to click on "Horse Walks Into Police Station". I'm Damien Fahey and I'm part of the problem.
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Oui Oui Jockamo @StudioCityCat
I wish I had even half the balls of a crow standing in the road.
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
RT @Julie90513: Why did Peter have to explain a Joe pesci joke, but not a love boat reference? // Everyone knows The Boat.
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Justin Shanes @justinshanes
Just gonna keep blindly submitting "Well, I did it again, Martha" to the New Yorker caption contest until it makes sense and I win.
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Julius Sharpe @juliussharpe
Food trucks: Because the problem with most grilled cheese sandwiches is you don't spend 20 minutes breathing exhaust.
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
I have reached the degree of exhaustion where I pray for the elevator to stall so I can curl up and take a nap.
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David Goodman @DavidAGoodman
The Internet is now a '70's movie theater in a bad neighborhood where people shout angry insults in the dark while watching porn.
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
I wonder if this means "Dads" is coming back. pic.twitter.com/2T5bIfO7uU
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Brian Scully @BrianRScully
Hey, Boeing, what's with the TV commercial?... How many of us do you think are in the market for a 787?
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The Onion @TheOnion
Congress Waiting Until After Midterms To Address Nationwide Plague Of Hornets onion.com/1vPR5QW
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
pic.twitter.com/UJtA2xTmOA
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
Jan Hooks still stands out as one of the funniest cast members in SNL history. Very sorry to read about her passing.
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Julius Sharpe @juliussharpe
The song "Anything You Can Do" wouldn't work with me, because I'd just agree with the other person. "You're right, I suck."
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John Viener @mygiveup
I've consumed a swimming pool of soy sauce in my life and I still don't really know what it is.
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
Well this is a fucking relief. youtu.be/zJmiYNFa1w4
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Lisa Groeger @lisa_groeger
@SethMacFarlane Mr. Rogers sang a song "u can never go down the drain" u must have missed that episode. Helped me a lot.
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Mark Leggett @markleggett
Yosemite Sam would use the N-word.
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
It's amazing I made it out of childhood given that I was once afraid to go in the pool because I thought the drain would get me.
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Julius Sharpe @juliussharpe
I wonder if there's a bird so sexy that I would go, "Wow, that's a sexy bird!" Hopefully I'll never find out.
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
There's no way to eat a fig without looking like an asshole.
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
Run up to a stranger on the street and frantically ask what the date is. When they tell you, say "No, the YEAR, dammit, the YEAR!"
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
RT @48morelock: seth don't drink and horse lol. Such a great movie pic.twitter.com/2re89nhRr4 // Miiiight have been some actual whiskey here
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Jessica Tunnell @mestizaxjt
@SethMacFarlane The bf left this for me this morning. This is romance. pic.twitter.com/PlsrydrclY
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Mark Leggett @markleggett
To help him with the new sound he's been looking for, Chris Martin's cousin calls him and holds the phone up to the previous Coldplay album.
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Brian Scully @BrianRScully
Real cats must love Halloween because they have like ten times as many slutty cats to choose from.
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
RT @murrahnoble: @SethMacFarlane pic.twitter.com/bIZMWhPKWm // Hell, why not.
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
Check out my friend John Wilson's new album "Cole Porter in Hollywood" available on iTunes and Amazon! #TheJohnWilsonOrchestra
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Julius Sharpe @juliussharpe
I live in such a hipster neighborhood that I get pissed when there's a line at the blacksmith.
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Mark Leggett @markleggett
Tomorrow is International "Cook a Steak and Then Throw It to a Seagull" Day. Get involved. Don't question it.
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The Onion @TheOnion
This Week's Top Story: Obama Currently Being Chased In Background Of Secret Service Hearing onion.com/1x7LrcX pic.twitter.com/ZAXoizajVr
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
Gosh internet, you look mad. Is everything okay?
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Mark Leggett @markleggett
FUN TRICK OR TREAT COSTUME IDEA FOR TEXANS: A person with a cough, and then an hour later, a panicked doctor in a hazmat suit.
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
The first guy ever to say "Jiminy Christmas" must have caused quite a stir.
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Brian Scully @BrianRScully
I can't imagine Walter Cronkite asking us to "read my tweets", but yeah, sure, I'll pretend Anderson Cooper is a real reporter if you will.
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Spencer Porter @porters
While clothes shopping, I want an attractive woman to look at me as if to say "Ew. You're buying the wrong thing." pic.twitter.com/naD7AByZaa
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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia
Just saw a flower that was ridiculous even by flower standards. So dumb. Grow some balls.
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
Ah the progressive educational programming I was raised on. They even got a Jewish guy at the end. youtu.be/AUHETDR4N7A
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John Viener @mygiveup
Girl: I hate my asshole boyfriend.
Guy: Why don't you break up with him?
Girl: Fuck you. I love him.
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JD1N @J_D_1_N
@SethMacFarlane Why is Quagmire promoting Scary Movie 5? pic.twitter.com/YVQInOHX4D
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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia
Really looking forward to a day when enabling awful reality show monsters isn't a "hilarious" guilty pleasure.
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
RT @Cainsey86: @SethMacFarlane pic.twitter.com/LWd7gQCArH // Why, it's everyone's favorite rascal, Wagmure!
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Chris Regan @ChrisRRegan
Angry Birds lays off 16% of staff. Fearing reprisal, the CEO is tucked away in lower middle of the office building & very hard to get to.
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
Thanks to our fantastic Boston crew for busting your asses and doing stellar work on Ted 2!
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Chelsea Peretti @ChelseaVPeretti
WHOS DEAD/A GHOST ON HERE
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Mark Leggett @markleggett
Imagine a racist. White, weren't they? Looks like you're the racist now, you racist cracker.
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David Goodman @DavidAGoodman
TV cops just can't get a good cup of office coffee.
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Liana Maeby @lianamaeby
I bet it just kills the inventor of the "Coexist" sticker that a swastika would make the perfect X.
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Damien Fahey @DamienFahey
Relationships are now just one person telling the other person to get off their phone.
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
"Oh, uhhhh-- you misheard me. I said I'm against wax beans." --the anti-vaccine kooks when the Ebola vaccine becomes available
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The Onion @TheOnion
Man Having A Great Time Will Soon Have To Apologize To Everyone onion.com/1uCuoSk pic.twitter.com/EXcld7B38t
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
RT@ThatFMDude: @SethMacFarlane Will 70yo Seth MacFarlane still be tweeting? // Only if Emperor Glorp allows it. I will want to please Glorp.
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Mark Leggett @markleggett
Another day trapped in the Phantom Zone… What do you guys wanna do? Feel like slapping on the glass and silently screaming into space again?
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Josh Comers @joshcomers
The news is 90% hoaxes and 10% telling us which news story is a hoax.
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
Ohhh, you're A BOWLER. You scared the shit outta me, man-with-a-Boston-accent.
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
RT @TheOnion: Top 10 Must-Watch TV Shows This Fall onion.com/YU1Aqg pic.twitter.com/Xm9TLH4Nrp // Number 8. Take note, networks.
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
Wow, 6 million followers... I guess now there's no sneaking outta this Twitter thing.
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
It's finally here! You can get my Xmas album #HolidayForSwing now on @iTunesMusic: smarturl.it/SethHolidayFor…
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