"If you like Google Glass, also try Bing Chewables."
RT : series? Not just season? :( // Cosmos is a 13-part series. After that, you're on your own!
RT : Is there gonna be a box set available on Dvd anytime soon? // Yes, Cosmos will be available on DVD and blu-ray.
Finished sound mix for Cosmos series finale -- episode 13 -- We promise a truly great hour of TV.
You can get the latest frontier news at our Twitter for . Bring your cholera.
"High Noon" is how and when we recommend you see this movie.
RT : What if growing up you never had the chance to watch a western. Where should I start? // The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
Great work by Alan Jackson today recording the song "A Million Ways to Die" for our movie
You HAVE to listen to this song, it's perfect. Okay, this opening is slow… The vocals aren't great here… Wow. This is trash, and I am trash.
My only victory in life has been that women who wouldn't date me 20 years ago wound up marrying guys much worse than me.
Old West cooking tip: shit will always be an ingredient no matter how hard you try.
RT : what was your fave TV western? // Gunsmoke
...or anything by Louis L'Amour
RT: I loved your book. Now I'm craving another western book to read. What would you recommend?// The Last Gunfight by Jeff Guinn
The tardigrade thanks you for watching Cosmos.
Joffrey Baratheon was one of our worst Republican presidents.
We decided not to invite CNN to our Easter egg hunt.
Reading Michelle Alexander's excellent and effectively unsettling book "The New Jim Crow." Definite recommend.
We got through it alive, .
Watch an all-new COSMOS tonight at 9 on Fox!
The tinier the dog, the crazier the lady.
TONIGHT at 9/8c: Things in the are going to start heating up!
RT : i love ypur new show so much but do you recommend watching the old cosmos? // Yes. Don't walk, run.
This Week's Top Story: Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity
Guys, if you're actually listening to the other person you're not properly readying the story about a thing that happened to YOU one time.
In high school we had to memorize the Gettysburg Address which has come in handy all the times I've had to speak at a Civil War battleground
On tonight-- Don't think he could tell I was about to double over from food poisoning. Yay.
"Gee, Camptown Ladies on a saloon piano. That's refreshing."
If Comedy Central hasn't chosen a Colbert replacement yet, it probably means they're not done counting the votes on everyone's Facebook wall
Technically CBS still gets credit for a diversity hire because his name's not Jimmy.
When I'm feeling down, I remind myself that at least I'm not one of those guys nodding knowingly in a recording studio.
I know it's Wednesday, but hey: -- tweeting frontier stuff leading up to the premiere of May 30th!
In the Old West, if a man ever pointed up and said "Oooh! A rainbow!" you could legally shoot him dead.
In the Bobby Goldsboro song "The Straight Life," there's a line where he sings about "treatin' the ladies to corn on the cob." That is all.
Anyone dressed like Spider-Man in the Old West would've been dragged through town and fed to pigs.
Shriek your Twitter name between songs at concerts and hope that it makes the live album.
In his next movie poster, I wonder if Ice Cube will be mildly annoyed by whatever is going on around him.
Think my friend might have a coke problem. He kept going to the bathroom during lunch & every time he came back he did a line off the table.
I wish to talk of art and beauty and all around me is "basketball!" (sobs, hides behind large sunflower)
Nazis and the great depression, I get it, Grandpa. But did you have to hear the word 'selfie' every fucking day? Did you?!
I have only ever completed 2 successful high-fives.
Day 3 of scoring for . Joel McNeely may be the new Elmer Bernstein.
So what's the verdict, ? Is Cosmos appropriate viewing for families?
Oh and be sure to check out all-new tonight at 9 on Fox!
Joel McNeely killed it today w a 95-piece orchestra recording his magnificent score for
I didn't know Peter Griffin was based off of a real person.
1st day of recording for w . 1st bluegrass band w 2 and then big orch all week. So excited!
"Sorry. You failed the driving test." "So I can't drive?" "You can. You just have to put a dozen stuffed animals in your car's rear window."
At , under the banner "More Top Stories" is headline "9 Things About Rosie Perez." SEE? It's not all about the plane!
Me & Alan Silvestri. I whistled the Back to the Future theme until he walked away.
I'm not sure how we would know what was and wasn't funny if it wasn't for people who don't actually write jokes teaching us about comedy.
N. and S. Korea are trading fire at this moment. I go to CNN.
Some guy is talking about the battery in the black box. STOP IT.
As seen on : Our Gravity Probe B conducted an epic Space-Time Experiment. More:
A moment of appreciation for the brilliance of Ann Druyan, whose writing in turns science into poetry.
RT : Why on earth is Cosmos rated PG? Surely discovery of science does not require parental guidance. // Really good question.
Patrick Stewart guest stars on tonight's !
As seen on : Learn about , now traveling through interstellar space
All-new spectacular COSMOS tonight at 9 on Fox! (Plus you'll be way smarter than your friends who watch "Resurrection" or "Believe".)
So what's the verdict, ? Is Cosmos appropriate viewing for families?
Highly recommend ' novel "2030". Great piece of work by a great writer.
I just flew in from Las Vegas and boy are my arms tired from pointing at terrible jeans.
Before I watch any new network comedy, I say to myself "This better be filled with diversity."
RT: Where could a German acquire your fine piece of work? // That tweet makes me picture this.
This Sunday on Cosmos, travels beyond the event horizon of a black hole! Don't miss it! Sunday at 9 on Fox
Thank u !! Just saw a screening of in NYC. Funny as hell, a TON of heart, & amazing cameos. Congrats!!
The song "Piano Man" is a lot darker if you imagine the singer is holding a gun.
The first minute-and-a-half of this should remind us all that there is good in the world. VIDEO
RT : It's probably just me, but I think Dr. Phil's face would be the perfect place to take a shit.
Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking
I guess Tower of Babel mimes could communicate too, But only after they managed to escape that box that always traps them.
If the world became a Tower of Babel the only people still communicating would be the mathematicians, scientists, & engineers
Hey could somebody somewhere please play that "Happy" song? I haven't heard it yet even once and I would like the opportunity to tire of it.
Be gentle, he’s a virgin.
90% of the internet is people who don't know anything having their questions answered by people who don't know anything.
More next Sunday at 9 on Fox, after a very special Family Guy.
RT @kara4497: i've been on a bus the past 8 hours. give me music recommendations and/or make me laugh please // Katy Perry. And Katy Perry.
Mount Rushmore looks like an old boy band that now wants to be taken seriously as musicians.
As seen on : The collision of our Milky Way w/ neighboring Andromeda in 4 billion yrs
RT: do you think the moon landings were fake? // Not for a second. Thanks to everyone who watched Cosmos tonight!
In fact, give him a follow at !
Joel McNeely KILLING IT w/ his score for -- I'm very lucky to work w/ composers who really know how to write for an orchestra
This is why we felt we needed to make Cosmos: VIDEO
Brand new Cosmos tomorrow night at 9 on Fox!
I want to create something so good that everyone hates it a week later.
If "The Shining" came out today, it would be two hours of Jack Nicholson browsing the internet.
RT : Chewie Sings 'Rocket Man' // And does Boba Fett sing 'I Guess That's Why They Call it the Blues'? VIDEO
Picture lock on A Million Ways to Die in the West!
Tweets go bad in the time it takes to type them.
Take that dumb hat off, everyone.
RT: When did Peter's chin balls become chin ass? // "I can't wait to build this Lego station wagon!" --nobody
RT : The opening titles to the new Cosmos must be the most beautiful opening credits ever!! // Thank you. Fought for the time.
I took the quiz and got Ed Meese! Which Reagan cabinet member are YOU?
Here's the link to my Reddit AMA:
Accidentally called my boss "Dad" again.
It's pouring rain in Florida. THANKS OBAMA.
Thanks to all of you who have been watching Cosmos and making it a success! This is a huge deal for a science show on a network.