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marlespoeast anglia2008-09-27
@marlespo2,186 days
I'm the Care Bear you forgot to burn.
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marlespo @marlespo
Gonna go to bed & whisper love stories to myself & stroke my cheek & hope I don't have a hairy cannibalism dream again. LOVE YOU (in a way)
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marlespo @marlespo
I'm not taking my phone to bed anymore. I'LL MISS YOU GUYS.
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marlespo @marlespo
Grumblehumping fuckslickers pompling in your sneedholes!
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marlespo @marlespo
Brundleberry peanut holes in fondlefish eclairs!
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marlespo @marlespo
Sunday morning twitter. You always smell a bit of vomit on a sunny riverside footpath. A bit gross, a bit circle-of-lifey.
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marlespo @marlespo
@Garbage_Hustler @DanPeroni I had you first in mind, Val.
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marlespo @marlespo
Good night. I hope a ghost doesn't hump your face in your sleep. x
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marlespo @marlespo
@lowdudgeon but but but but but. with one simple space, manslaughter becomes mans laughter.
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marlespo @marlespo
@DanPeroni fucking weird. Human though!
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marlespo @marlespo
The lead singer had a Zeus-like stage presence. He inhaled all the residual energy from his 100 past lives & breathe-screamed it over us.
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marlespo @marlespo
@DanPeroni I go down to London often enough though, I have in real life actual flesh covered friends there and everything!
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marlespo @marlespo
@DanPeroni I'll come see your band. I'll wear my sparkly twitter cape.
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marlespo @marlespo
@DanPeroni do you play the triangle? Is it rad??
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marlespo @marlespo
Nothing beats live music. Nothing. Not one single thing.
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marlespo @marlespo
My feet are still singing from the unexpectedly brilliant gigs. They hurt from dancing. What a wonderful way to fall asleep.
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marlespo @marlespo
@garreh_ maybe I'll have to try harder 👉👙
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marlespo @marlespo
@garreh_ 5% baybee 💜
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marlespo @marlespo
@garreh_ I'm looking at you Gary ✔️
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marlespo @marlespo
@LuckyStubbs next time I'll give myself wings out to my cheekbones
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marlespo @marlespo
Out to see 4 bands tonight. Wonder if I have enough eye makeup on. pic.twitter.com/1uxE1vyR2t
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marlespo @marlespo
@Smileyjim68 @bumlaser like.... playing #cowbells maybe
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marlespo @marlespo
@Smileyjim68 @bumlaser :( I've been going to lots of gigs eastward & bury, there's a lot of good shit out there, maybe you need a change
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marlespo @marlespo
@Smileyjim68 @bumlaser have you thought about switching bands? There are so many. Or are you just sick of it?
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marlespo @marlespo
@bumlaser @Smileyjim68 do you want me to go U ok hun? you?
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marlespo @marlespo
I've given myself a nap and a stern talking to. Heavy eye makeup fixes most self-image mood wobbles. Good thing I have 3 eyes.
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marlespo @marlespo
@VenusDeMileage I bathe in a wetsuit by candlelight
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marlespo @marlespo
@crapolatombola that's the future I think :) great idea.
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marlespo @marlespo
@crapolatombola ♥️
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marlespo @marlespo
@crapolatombola @stu_sound still gonna wear a bin bag. maybe paint some polka dots on it to make myself feel pretty
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marlespo @marlespo
@crapolatombola spent 4 hrs looking for a top. Have come home feeling as attractive as a swamp rat.
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marlespo @marlespo
Feeling pleased with yourself? Wanna change that? Go find some fluorescent lighting.
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marlespo @marlespo
I've never gone shopping without it killing my mood. What a pointless exercise in self abuse & money stress. I'm gonna just wear a bin bag.
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marlespo @marlespo
You can LITERALLY not type a tweet tonight without a typo - my cat retorts. I hat him.
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marlespo @marlespo
MY MIND IF A GODDAMNED WONDERLAND, TINA -I shout to my cat who is not named Tina
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marlespo @marlespo
@winstonwells that brings it back to being terrifying and random, I like the idea if modern science swooping in & adapting our biology
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marlespo @marlespo
@EuclidianBoxes 👍
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marlespo @marlespo
Ok so basically I've cured racism by this idea of losing all your flesh after having sex 15 times. It was so obvious all along.
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marlespo @marlespo
Wouldn't it be fucking cool if you could customise and change your body's skin at will? Xenophobia lives on but racism might not.
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marlespo @marlespo
@EuclidianBoxes I prefer the new idea of just losing all your skin after 15 & scientists make new ones for us
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marlespo @marlespo
@marlespo or you could just get away with wrapping yourself in cling film every day & the world just looked like zombieland.
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marlespo @marlespo
@nfinitefreetime how about now
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marlespo @marlespo
WAIT GUYS, what if instead of dying after your 15 sexes you just lost your skin but DIDNT die & scientists invented new skins! #cool #bro
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marlespo @marlespo
@EuclidianBoxes exactly. Then you'd be afraid to ever do it again in case you died instantly
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marlespo @marlespo
@jimmyhawes NO!!
(Ok maybe)
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marlespo @marlespo
@winstonwells im 127
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marlespo @marlespo
What if instead of feeling like 15 steps towards death it felt like 15 diamonds to give to special people. Maybe we'd all be nicer people.
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marlespo @marlespo
Ok. But then maybe actually sex became revered. Properly genuinely prized instead of a weird casual body rub with someone.
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marlespo @marlespo
@craigdtull I know!! I'm trying to think of a bright side. Gimme a minute.
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marlespo @marlespo
@winstonwells as that's a lovely idea
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marlespo @marlespo
How much word you hate someone if you used one of your 15 precious shags on them only to realise they were SHIT in bed? #rage
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marlespo @marlespo
How would the advertising industry change if it couldn't use sex as a tool because sex is what basically kills & confuses everyone.
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marlespo @marlespo
Or what if it just means people's life spans basically just end in their 20s and kids never grown up with ageing parents.
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marlespo @marlespo
And if you die after 15 sexes does that just mean those with low self control die first so the world is populated by boring sensible types?
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marlespo @marlespo
I do not like Sperm, Eggs & Ham
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marlespo @marlespo
@1dgrn we had that idea at the same time. #eggyfistbump
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marlespo @marlespo
@danieljmckee NO!
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marlespo @marlespo
@OhLookBirdies @JCautomatic I've been drunk with twitter before. I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. Sexmurder.
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marlespo @marlespo
@JCautomatic @OhLookBirdies yes except it's ALSO murder. Silver linings and all that.
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marlespo @marlespo
Anyway welcome to 2 seconds of what my mind is like 200 hours a day. Please come siphon some thinks out if you're running low.
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marlespo @marlespo
And would suicide rates go up if that good old salve of Sexual Congress became super deadly? Or would we all just run more marathons.
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marlespo @marlespo
Sore and eggs? Sperm and eggs. SPERM and eggs. #worstbreakfastever
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marlespo @marlespo
Would we just collect sore and eggs as young teenagers then get chemically changed to have less sex desire & all babies were IVF.
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marlespo @marlespo
And would people have more than one kid? If trying for a baby meant you were 1/15th closer to death each time?
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marlespo @marlespo
Or would monogamy become more like suicide by sex & so would you just only ever masturbate together & save sex for later in life
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marlespo @marlespo
And so people were very careful about sex suddenly, but would they spend all 15 on someone they loved if it kind of also killed their lover
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marlespo @marlespo
What if you had 15 layers of skin that never regenerated & every time to had sex a layer came off & you died after your 15th shag.
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marlespo @marlespo
@j2thejoseph I could use a good pining. I'll sign up for that.
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marlespo @marlespo
@QuietQueer aye aye cap'n
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marlespo @marlespo
@QuietQueer my tall friend is here for the weekend and I let him have my bed when he's here since I don't mind the sofa.
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marlespo @marlespo
@futurewah @j2thejoseph she's so pretty.
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marlespo @marlespo
@Thunderflask what if PASTRY was illegal
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marlespo @marlespo
@ginandting spoilers please
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marlespo @marlespo
@QuietQueer yes but I'm sleeping on the sofa so maybe another night
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marlespo @marlespo
@VenusDeMileage maybe it's like fire & you can spread it without diminishing the source.
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marlespo @marlespo
@garreh_ @Fraz86 I have all five of those things!
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marlespo @marlespo
@VenusDeMileage send it north please, weather bird. x
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marlespo @marlespo
@garreh_ @Fraz86 #rude
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marlespo @marlespo
Anyway hi. I don't feel like I've bent over & properly smelled you recently, twitter. What's up. If it's horrible don't tell me.
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marlespo @marlespo
I think.
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marlespo @marlespo
FACT: Freddie Mercury emerged from his mother's uterus in 1820 as an infant with a full set of horse teeth & clad in tight white jeans.
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marlespo @marlespo
@crew_v1point0 No I couldn't afford it in the end. I'm hoping hard for next year. You coming with?
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marlespo @marlespo
@stereoshoe I love you SHOOOOO. please stay this time.
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marlespo @marlespo
If you think humans are horrible & humanity is sick, that's your choice. They aren't. It isn't. Look harder. The amazing people are quiet.
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marlespo @marlespo
@SkunkMunchies oh! :( oh that used to work. Stupid twitter.
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marlespo @marlespo
I feel bad for leaving that woman for dead in the first floor now. Someone should check on her.
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marlespo @marlespo
@pegneck oh god that last show SLAYS me.
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marlespo @marlespo
@lowdudgeon @ceilck the next time I barf he of these forest stories onto twitter I'm totally going to include that man.
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marlespo @marlespo
@ceilck @lowdudgeon fucking arbres. Anyway my solicitor (see attached) says my TreeLove is sufficiently documented! pic.twitter.com/4jowWpEqMN
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marlespo @marlespo
I love you more than English people love twitter puns. xx
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marlespo @marlespo
@lowdudgeon #CapnCrunchInYourButt #HadFishInTheCafeteriaToday #BeatAuburn #missUbuddy
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marlespo @marlespo
@ceilck @lowdudgeon I'll hire a be-wigged solicitor to make the solid defence that I only yell at them because I love them.
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marlespo @marlespo
@ianrosenthal I'm writing a book I'll hawk online I'm sure :) my blog is a bit more boring & un updated. (Also thanks)
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marlespo @marlespo
@lowdudgeon I can't even tell you how tempted I was to stick a #yellingattrees hashtag in that nonsense. #regrets #regrets2014 #egrets
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marlespo @marlespo
I only lost 8 followers for telling that insane little story thing. You guys are slacking.
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marlespo @marlespo
@AnemoneHegemony I was literally just wondering if anyone would read it. I had no idea where I was going with it, as usual :) thanks xx
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marlespo @marlespo
She whispered thank you, and left. Back to the humans to be humanish. For a little while anyway.
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She laid her pebble, her feeling, on the path at her feet. It rested on a pillow of brown pine needles. It looked like a hamsters eye.
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marlespo @marlespo
She reached into her pocket & pulled out a pebble which was also one of her feelings. She kept her feelings in her pockets. She took one out
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marlespo @marlespo
She wanted to thank the forest and the woman with the unintentional face for the psychotic therapy session, so she reached into her pocket.
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marlespo @marlespo
She finished her walk. She was thankful. Things got really fucking confusing in there for a while.
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