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marlespoeast anglia2008-09-27
@marlespo2,217 days
I'm the Care Bear you forgot to burn.
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marlespo @marlespo
* I love you *
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marlespo @marlespo
@thisgreyspirit I've reached my peak it's time to give up on life now
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marlespo @marlespo
That was my best tweet ever I'm done forever now.
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marlespo @marlespo
"I would do anything thing for love, but fuck you I won't do what you tell me" - Rage Against the Meatloaf
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marlespo @marlespo
that cloud looks like a penis: A Memoir
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marlespo @marlespo
quasi-mechanical tits retracting after a lengthy barren season: A Memoir
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marlespo @marlespo
@lowdudgeon *mty
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marlespo @marlespo
Sexually abstract designs fingered onto foggy car windows: A Memoir
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marlespo @marlespo
@lowdudgeon committee. comitty.
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marlespo @marlespo
@lowdudgeon @rockskimmer thanks for doing things when I'm asleep guys #noYOUfizzleoff #idontunderstandanyway #gerardButler
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domo @LAM3domo
nope.

- a love story
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marlespo @marlespo
@ClaaraLou I think you're lovely
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marlespo @marlespo
@jimmy_sharpe SOMETIMES THERE ISNT
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marlespo @marlespo
@Antimitch same
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marlespo @marlespo
I'm afraid of dentists. Can you all pretend to be my mum and tell me I've done well to call & make an appointment also do you have cocaine?
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marlespo @marlespo
@elle_uk no I needed compost. Planting pansies in a bit. :)
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marlespo @marlespo
GOD can you BELIEVE that person you'll never meet had an opinion you didn't like about something that doesn't matter CAN YOU EVENzzz zzzz zz
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marlespo @marlespo
@SkunkMunchies ha! Well they are only ever about non-twitter IRL people but here have a hug anyway ;)
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marlespo @marlespo
@elle_uk I killed some villagers today.
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marlespo @marlespo
If Being Appalled is one of your hobbies just imagine how happier your life would be if you chilled the hell out and ate cookies instead.
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marlespo @marlespo
Being Appalled was her biggest hobby. Imagine her reaction when I began finding 'being appalled' utterly boring & a waste of time.
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Trouteyes @trouteyes
Ooh
I wanna dance with nine Tobys
I wanna feel the heat with nine Tobys
With nine Tobys who like me
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marlespo @marlespo
@garreh_ you should probably get them looked at. x
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marlespo @marlespo
... and then everyone died. The end.
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marlespo @marlespo
Just kidding I don't care but sit down and have some tea and let me tell you a story about unnecessarily painful menstrual cycles. You see,
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marlespo @marlespo
Good Morning how are your ovaries
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marlespo @marlespo
ok story time was lovely but I'm sleeping now go away xxx
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marlespo @marlespo
@ShoutingGoddess IKR?!
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marlespo @marlespo
And it was lovely.
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marlespo @marlespo
She forgot about all those years alone in the time it took to blink a moonbeam.
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marlespo @marlespo
And her moon face was framed in the eyes of a moon lover. And her orbit had some purposeful and interfering gravity. And it was lovely.
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marlespo @marlespo
And so she was totally abjectly alone in the universe until one day she wasn't. It was as quick as that.
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marlespo @marlespo
But she was happier with no one if the alternative was being with people she felt alone with anyway. With those faces like faces.
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marlespo @marlespo
Some year-like things passed and she met some people with faces like suns, which made her smile. But they were not moons. She was the Only.
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marlespo @marlespo
So she left everyone, she and her face of moon, knowing she'd be alone for eons but at least she'd be with her kind. No one.
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marlespo @marlespo
Her face was moon and her heart had an orbit, but she lived with people with faces made out of faces. It couldn't last.
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marlespo @marlespo
@garreh_ I was already there in my mind many moons ago
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marlespo @marlespo
@garreh_ SAME 💚
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marlespo @marlespo
Relationship Status: listening to Brian Cox discuss vague possibilities of finding extraterrestrial life to connect to one day & empathising
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marlespo @marlespo
*nibbles on twitter*
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marlespo @marlespo
congratulations, I mutter with black loveless eyes
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marlespo @marlespo
Is there ANY better feeling than having to call someone but they don't pick up & you get to leave a message instead? No. The end.
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Kate @ginandting
I'm doing some conscious breathing and gently engaging my pelvic floor, like Henry Rollins would.
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marlespo @marlespo
What I *really* wanted to do this morning was dispose of a massive semi-dead, twitching mouse my cat left on my son's bed. #DreamsComeTrue
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marlespo @marlespo
Coffee isn't gonna cut it today. I require electric nipple clamps and weapons grade soulfire.
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marlespo @marlespo
@lowdudgeon I look forward to Sleep v.2.0 now with Less Bullshitâ„¢
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marlespo @marlespo
That was one of the worst night's sleep I've had since sleep was invented back in 1812.
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Moose Allain @MooseAllain
Call me posh, but rather than tinkering about in a shed I like to debauch in a gazebo.
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Untastic Mr. Fitz @UnFitz
First I botch, then I debauch.
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benerdist @benerdist
Excuse me a moment. I must debauch.
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marlespo @marlespo
Debauch. We don't say that enough.
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marlespo @marlespo
@GlennyRodge Toe Twins!! I've achieved a small wiggle after 3 days so I don't know if mine is proper broken but I still can't walk properly!
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marlespo @marlespo
@monkeydogify same. It implies they didn't try as hard as those who have "won".
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Rachael @RachaelvsWorld
I took 15 pictures of my cat last night. Of course I'm ok.
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marlespo @marlespo
It's almost as if complaining into the faceless void of the internet doesn't actually achieve anything?
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marlespo @marlespo
So did any of you get the skip consciousness yesterday? Anyone make love to an elephant girl while Mary Lou Retton scores your performance?
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marlespo @marlespo
Children have been returned to me from their dad's world. They are Very Amused that I appear to have broken my toe. Sadist monkeys.
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marlespo @marlespo
@Smileyjim68 I love that!!
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marlespo @marlespo
Ok whatever goodnight, remember when you lay in bed warm & sleepy & brush an errant hair off your forehead it was probably a spider xxx
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marlespo @marlespo
@finditandkillit I KNOW. there is still a tiny percentage of me that thinks I may have a boyfriend this decade so I've been holding out.
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marlespo @marlespo
@MartinSFP that sounds more like an amateur porn video title. I'd buy it.
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marlespo @marlespo
To eat
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marlespo @marlespo
My cat has also told me to embrace my singlehood even more, and just give up & buy her a little kitten brother or sister already.
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marlespo @marlespo
@ClaaraLou @LuckyStubbs @Garbage_Hustler I ate spicy food once too, so there's that.
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Karen (Tozzi) @karentozzi
Big day, stuck a quarter (25¢) into the claw machine and grabbed the corpse of Gary Coleman. [thank you.]
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marlespo @marlespo
Also. My cat firmly believes you need to stop complaining so much, and that some of you need to have a few medicinal one night stands.
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marlespo @marlespo
For instance. My cat thinks the inky reason you like those awful things you like is because you think it makes you look cool. It doesn't.
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marlespo @marlespo
Going to the dr tomorrow to buy a new toe. Not being able to walk this weekend was pretty boring. Read a book & learned more about my cat.
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marlespo @marlespo
@Garbage_Hustler @ClaaraLou @LuckyStubbs I am this awful person you describe so you're hypocrites for loving me. And your cheese is awful.
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Ex Mea Sententia @XMeaSententia
It's been so long since I've had sex that I linger much longer than necessary with that qtip in my ear.
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Wendy Liebman @WendyLiebman
My life GPS is recalculating.
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marlespo @marlespo
I don't really like watching movies very much.
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Rachael @RachaelvsWorld
"I'm not like all of the other girls" I say as 15 sandwiches fall out of my bag.
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marlespo @marlespo
@crapolatombola yeah but that's my THING
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marlespo @marlespo
What would you do?
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marlespo @marlespo
I'd do both. But mostly I'd let my dreams come alive on Sundays just for a laugh. My subconscious would have the best twitter account.
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marlespo @marlespo
Would you choose to suppress Saturday night dreams & take a day off life, or have your Sundays filled with your unpredictable subconscious.
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marlespo @marlespo
And it would be a risk because what if you had a nightmare! Ooh.
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marlespo @marlespo
But then the people who did dream on Saturdays would live in this batshit weird wonderland once a week with no rules and boundless oddity
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marlespo @marlespo
And your mental health would be massively improved by just having one day a week off where you didn't have to exist in this mortal realm
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marlespo @marlespo
And if you didn't want to exist in Sundays there would be all sorts of things people would have invented to suppress Saturday night dreams
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marlespo @marlespo
And if you didn't dream on Saturday you got a free pass & didn't even have to exist on Sundays
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marlespo @marlespo
What if Sunday was only inhabited by Saturday night dreams. Whatever you dreamed slithered out of your Saturday Head like smoke & came alive
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marlespo @marlespo
@KingofQueens13 yeah that's what I'm getting :/ still holding out hope for a robot replacement though #DreamBig
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marlespo @marlespo
@Garbage_Hustler @simonrycroft I can't see or hear that word wight thinking of you Val, if ever you had a signature drink...
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marlespo @marlespo
The internet's general advice when googling Have I Broken My Big Toe is largely just an echoing simpson's Nelson Laugh.
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marlespo @marlespo
You guys have very good ideas of other things to do with animatronic toes. My toe hurts very much. I may be using all of these.
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marlespo @marlespo
@crapolatombola I feel deep shame that I didn't think of this. I went with something to help me make coffee. I've given up haven't I!!
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marlespo @marlespo
@KingofQueens13 Bartender Toes!!
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marlespo @marlespo
The NHS's new Quasi-Sentient Robotic Milk-Frothing Power-Ballad toe, now with added Life Advice & Can Openerâ„¢
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marlespo @marlespo
Still can't walk properly, icing foot again, if I've actually broken my toe can I get a new robotic one? One that froths milk or sings maybe
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marlespo @marlespo
@Vulnavianist SHHHHHHHHHH
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marlespo @marlespo
BE QUIET I'M SLEEPING NOW
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marlespo @marlespo
@SeismicCaribou comme ça pic.twitter.com/EYnvaEQcQM
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marlespo @marlespo
@SeismicCaribou I don't like that she has 4 toes but 5 fingers. Where's the accuracy, man? That just makes it unrealistic.
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marlespo @marlespo
@seandw1969 @its_christna **(that's what twitters for!)**
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marlespo @marlespo
@seandw1969 @AnemoneOh oh yes this is that kind of village. He's probably under my bed.
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marlespo @marlespo
@FlamingLisp please do
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marlespo @marlespo
@SeismicCaribou you got that from your porn stash didn't you
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marlespo @marlespo
@its_christna yes but then your brain will remind you that you're thinking instead of sleeping. I'd just start drinking now if I were you
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