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marlespoeast anglia2008-09-27
@marlespo2,196 days
I'm the Care Bear you forgot to burn.
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marlespo @marlespo
@kerihw Sext: Beard
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marlespo @marlespo
@Jaynesharp it's not even a word. See also: Glenn Close. we go along living our lives as if that Isn't Weird. #itIS
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marlespo @marlespo
The old man across from me just saw me pick a crumb of croissant out from my cleavage & so I winked at him.
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Kurt
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marlespo @marlespo
Kurt Cobain's first name was Kurt. Kurt. That's the name of a geography teacher. Kurt. KURTKURTKURT.
Kert.

Kurt.
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marlespo @marlespo
A woman has just boarded looking like Kurt Cobain in drag.
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marlespo @marlespo
Gotta prepare now. Deeper meditation required. I'm fixin' to take a selfie with @LuckyStubbs soon. Get a towel.
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marlespo @marlespo
@Zardoz67 that's what most days are like for me when I'm in a good mood it's pretty exhausting ;)
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marlespo @marlespo
A man in Stevenage just boarded the train & has no idea I've already undressed him in my mind & altered his view of the world. Bless him.
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@QuietQueer I love you, little one. x
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I wonder if he ever thinks about the romanticism of simplicity versus oblivion. Maybe he only thinks about Tesco.
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marlespo @marlespo
He's chatting to his wife about their weekly Tesco shop. It is comforting & sweet in its lack of chaos. He's like a happy boulder.
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marlespo @marlespo
It probably doesn't occur to him to smell of anything other than soap, living under the simple assumption that being clean is good enough.
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marlespo @marlespo
People who like to complain about Londoners being grumpy just like complaining. There are lovely people everywhere if you want to see them.
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I'm sitting beside a happy, soft man in his 50s that smells of bright soap. His wife is across from him & they are smiling & chatting.
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marlespo @marlespo
@Archangel_One there's an Elbow lyric about a cloud of starlings, that's why it fit so well :)
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marlespo @marlespo
And if twitter isn't lapping up @VenusDeMileage today then twitter is doing twitter wrong.
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My favourite poem of mine is one I wrote about a man plucking out a woman's eyes to eat them. I'll show you one day, maybe.
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I'm on a train, chilling out & meditating, listening to Elbow & a cloud of starlings just flew by. Today IS a poem.
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@PeasOneDay 🐋💦
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marlespo @marlespo
@PeasOneDay THATS WHY I LIKE YOU
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marlespo @marlespo
@PeasOneDay I'll be your pimp. I mean manager! I'll be your manager.
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marlespo @marlespo
@PeasOneDay you should offer a paid service. You've got the voice. 'will read poetry for money'
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marlespo @marlespo
My favourite poem is Keeping Things Whole by Mark Strand. @PeasOneDay read it out loud to me once & that's nicely how it lives in my memory.
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marlespo @marlespo
Something I love about getting a. tattoo is how relaxing & meditative it is. My mind is in perpetual frenetic motion. Pain focuses me.
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marlespo @marlespo
@marlespo on a train play for thinking? That autocorrect mess is so interesting I don't even know what I was saying.
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marlespo @marlespo
Twitter seems to think #NationalPoetryDay is actually National Limerick Day. I think I'll pass on that one.
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marlespo @marlespo
England does the best cool, damp, fresh morning air. It has a quality here that's irreplaceable & soothing. Think I'm writing a love letter.
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Sitting here on a train play for thinking of how much I genuinely adore living in England. I love you guys thanks for having me.
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Aortas gonna aort.
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Ah #NationalPoetryDay I snort poetry. I'm even getting my favourite poem tattooed on me this winter. Today I'll pretend I'm a Neruda muse.
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marlespo @marlespo
Got hit on by an 80yo yesterday and today I've just had my first twitter sex bot send me spam. I'm winning at being single #desired #somuch
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marlespo @marlespo
@GuyLongworth (shh don't tell anyone but I like them)
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marlespo @marlespo
If you don't tremble & whimper when you yawn it doesn't count. Start over. #yawn #science
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marlespo @marlespo
Coffee so adjective it verbs you.
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London you're always sexy. Don't disappoint me today. Wear your best knickers and horse suits.
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Today I briefly escape the shackles of quiet, isolated village life for the shackles of the loud, chaotic city. Shackles for shackles. Yo.
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marlespo @marlespo
@lowdudgeon you didn't yell loud enough. it kept horseing. Thanks for nothing.
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marlespo @marlespo
I can't fall asleep because one of the neighbour's horses is whinnying (?) in the distance. This is a quiet village. The horse must go.
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marlespo @marlespo
@jazmasta that's an even better response than I could have hoped for I have actual hearts in my eyes 😍
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marlespo @marlespo
@jazmasta you forgot the word 'bad' in the beginning when you said 'for a joke' xxxxxx SO MANY XXXXX
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@HallowedCrow I've been tempted to do the same.
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marlespo @marlespo
Popping into London tomorrow so I gotta go wash my tweed jacket & braces & Clash t-shirt. I like to blend in.
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marlespo @marlespo
It's October + Bear *AND* Octopus + Bear. You can't lose.
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marlespo @marlespo
Not only do I get tiny tattoo worked on tomorrow, I also get to see @LuckyStubbs again so go on then. Be jealous. Go on you can do it.
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@PoorRobin I think so! He has freedom with it so I won't know exactly what it looks like til it's finished :D
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marlespo @marlespo
@KakesKaty I love it!! Xx
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marlespo @marlespo
@KakesKaty obsessively, yes :D
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marlespo @marlespo
@PoorRobin oh there's no colours! It will be shaded like part of this bit is. Lots of dot work pic.twitter.com/v3BtwN7H5t
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marlespo @marlespo
@1dgrn yep! I still then have to do touch ups on my back & start my hips/leg but at least the arm will be done .D
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marlespo @marlespo
Today is the last day it looks like this. Tomorrow it will be filled. #awkwardpose pic.twitter.com/W7j30kmhAF
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@danieljmckee I'm getting the face of Richard Nixon on my ass
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marlespo @marlespo
@Jozz_F that's all part of the experience :)
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marlespo @marlespo
@1dgrn actually I need to remind myself of that every time I bitch about feeling or looking old
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marlespo @marlespo
@1dgrn there is a freedom of opinion and expression that comes with age isn't there, I for one am enjoying that bit thoroughly
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marlespo @marlespo
I'm starting to get giddy about my tattoo appointment tomorrow. I've had to reschedule this one THREE TIMES but it's finally happeninggggggg
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@Garbage_Hustler are you still popping in after work tomorrow maybe?
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@HallowedCrow it's very weird and liberating to be in a space like that isn't it
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marlespo @marlespo
*Writes "got hit on by a lovely, energetic 80yo who pretended to be interested in my theory of divorce evolution" on her calendar*
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marlespo @marlespo
I'm more interested in men who are in their 30s/40s tbh, but he's made me feel.... pretty? Is that right? Dunno but he made my morning.
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The more I think about it the more I think the very old man in the coffee shop this morning was actually hitting on me. I sort of love that.
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marlespo @marlespo
Today my therapist said "I mean this is the nicest most professional way possible, but Sara you're fucking weird" & we laughed & I love her.
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marlespo @marlespo
keep going little Octobear, you can do it xx
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@inouifemme thank you x the man caught me off guard and really warmed my morning!
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Steve @WigCannon
Slipped in the shower and got mustard all over the place :(
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Lee Mifsud @LeeMifsud
Lif is too short
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@Garbage_Hustler as per your earlier tweet. This is out of context. Ugh.
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@Garbage_Hustler I suspect this counts as flounce. pic.twitter.com/WOAwkiwFbp
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marlespo @marlespo
And he distracted her happily for many lovely minutes & invited her to the seaside & she felt like a happy 37yo again.
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marlespo @marlespo
And she really wanted to finish the story she was writing about her self-confidence wobble but the elderly man compelled her.
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marlespo @marlespo
Reality. And she didn't even need her affirmations.
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And suddenly there she was.
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And she rolled her eyes & laughed, and he touched her arm & smiled, and turned back around to continue his chat with his friend.
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marlespo @marlespo
"Saying that, you don't half look like a model yourself, you lovely thing" and he winked at her, which really DID catch her off guard
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marlespo @marlespo
The old man, easily in his Actual 90s, then laughed to himself and waited a little for the woman to wake up, but then kept talking
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marlespo @marlespo
"I was just saying, love, didn't that woman who walked past look like a model!" he said. The woman was caught off guard & looked dumbfounded
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The bubble of her existential self-crisis moment popped a little and she was brought back to Earth by his voice.
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marlespo @marlespo
But then the lovely old man sitting beside her in the coffee shop turned to her and said something she couldn't hear. She had headphones in.
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marlespo @marlespo
STOP IT, I NEED TO FOCUS, she said to herself and her brain and her coffee and pretty much anything inanimate or not within a mile.
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She momentarily got distracted by a ridiculously gorgeous man walking past the coffee shop and had an unintentional delve into sex thinks.
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marlespo @marlespo
She felt like a sickening, barf-inducing, self-righteous internet meme. She might as well be on a beach at sunset.
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marlespo @marlespo
She decided to follow her therapists advice and go over the mantra she had developed for times like these. She hated it. It felt stupid.
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marlespo @marlespo
She sat there for another 10 minutes or 20 years. Breathing in the steam. Focusing on trying to focus on reality. Waiting for clarity.
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Her coffee rolled it's eyes. Describing how that looked would take 4 days so she didn't bother.
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marlespo @marlespo
"I fucking hate how schizophrenic these moments feel, of my old self-loathing girl colliding with my new self-accepting woman" she said.
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I know I'm 37, the WomanGirl answered. But as she said it she felt the split of her head knowing it but her heart in chaos.
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marlespo @marlespo
YOU'RE 37.
That's what the coffee said.
Her coffees always spoke in short, effective sentences. Her comfortable opposite, really.
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When she talked to her coffee she felt safe. Warm, familiar, universal, acceptable, safe. Her coffee always knew what to say.
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marlespo @marlespo
Either a few minutes or a few days passed, in this kind of mood a woman isn't ever really sure. Regardless, she found herself with a coffee.
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marlespo @marlespo
It was not going to change. So told it to fuck off & walked off to a safe little corner of a safe little coffee shop to have a better chat.
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marlespo @marlespo
The irony did not escape her. She looked too old and felt too young. "I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THIS" she finally screamed at the reflection.
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marlespo @marlespo
She went back to feeling like a helpless 9 year old stuck in the roots of an evil self-loathing world she had no control over.
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When this woman had these moments, though not always at the hand of an unkind reflection, she felt scared. This happens to women like her.
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She saw age.
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She saw exhaustion and failure.
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She saw grey hair sprouting like weeds from her scalp. She saw dark circles under the eyes. She saw a soft rolling abdomen. A bent spine.
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"I do not look like what you're telling me I look like", she continued. The reflection stubbornly remained. Even cocked an eyebrow up.
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marlespo @marlespo
"I think you're lying to me" she said angrily to the reflection. This was no time for whispers & she'd lost her shyness in her 20s.
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marlespo @marlespo
She stood nose to nose with the glass. When she breathed it breathed. She tapped and it tapped back.
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She stopped to talk to the window. That unflattering reflection. It's awkward feeling 9 when you're 37. She didn't want this lasting all day
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