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marlespoSuffolkshire2008-09-27
@marlespo2,027 days
Is a Herbert.
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marlespo @marlespo
Off I go to see me favourites. My Elbow. By myself, with my big sopping wet heart in my hands. @Guy_Garvey @CraigLPotter @Juppelbow etc x
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marlespo @marlespo
Music makes me cry. It's as close to religion as I get. I need musical stress undoing & soul feeding & my heart needs reminded Love Exists.
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marlespo @marlespo
@Jaynesharp @Elbow Same. I feel a bit ill.
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Steve @WigCannon
If you hold your eyelids open and sneeze, both your eyeballs fly out and that's okay.
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Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible
my tweets do not necessarily represent the opinions of my employer BEETLE GOD nor his partner
T H E L U R K I N G D U S K
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marlespo @marlespo
I'm on a train, a tiny human sperm in a long metal penis of a train, slowly and confidently approaching the vagina of London.
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marlespo @marlespo
@shkeeber no the tampons are snacks for later. bear snacks? look I don't know I don't have a vagina.
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marlespo @marlespo
@Loli_Sug lol
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marlespo @marlespo
@AGreatPig someone's soul
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marlespo @marlespo
@ceilck @eehouls ( pss I'm American too don't tell anyone )
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marlespo @marlespo
Gross there's an American woman sitting near me on the train. American women are creepy.
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jamie mckay @jami0mckay
Suffering from vertigo I asked to change hotel rooms and it reduced me two tiers.
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Sheila @1Happytwit
It's bad manners to ask someone how many people they've murdered.
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marlespo @marlespo
True Story: shit came together & I still get to see @Elbow tonight. If only I'd get my hug from @Guy_Garvey but hey, life can't be perfect!
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marlespo @marlespo
@LuckyStubbs sounds exciting. we could be mermaids.
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marlespo @marlespo
@LuckyStubbs in the river x
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marlespo @marlespo
@LuckyStubbs wake me up Friday morning with a hug?
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Bill Mc7 @BillMc7
A group of cats is called a boyfriend.
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marlespo @marlespo
@futurewah confirmed. :) it's what was preventing me from opening the filter at all, whole thing needed taken out.
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marlespo @marlespo
Ok no but really I'm pretty pleased that we're nice enough people that my ex-husbands dad still loves me enough to help me like that. V cool
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mynameisJimmy @jimmy_sharpe
Sometimes I pretend to be a cushion
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marlespo @marlespo
And my hair looks cool today.
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marlespo @marlespo
FUCKING. STAR. WARS. LEGO. pic.twitter.com/DOL64LndnU
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marlespo @marlespo
And my cat just came home from her first major running away (she isn't neutered or chipped yet)
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marlespo @marlespo
FOR INSTANCE. Took 3 internet men, one Me & an ex-husbands father but the washing machine is finally fixed. What was wrong, you don't ask?
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marlespo @marlespo
I'm boring myself with complaining, don't worry. I know. Shhh I know. It's horrible to listen to, isn't it. S'ok things are getting better x
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marlespo @marlespo
@Garbage_Hustler you weren't hungover last time we met?!?! oh. oh right. yeah sure whatever.
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marlespo @marlespo
@Garbage_Hustler YES. I'll be free in the morning no matter what, still hoping Tattoo Man can squeeze me in for the afternoon.
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marlespo @marlespo
Life Update: fnrrrrr! I'm gonna drink tonight if it kills me.
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marlespo @marlespo
Tattoo Update: my tattoo artist has had a scheduling problem and now might not be able to get me in tomorrow.
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Nerf Herder @TeenyLittleMan
My love for you knows no bounds and has unfortunately floated away.
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marlespo @marlespo
@pegneck have to fight for care sometimes. Be fiery. My similar neck problem was a pinched nerve. Be stroppy & make them pay attention x
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Adult Online @halffartedheart
Amish cyborgs anti-technologicalsingularity
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marlespo @marlespo
@PeasOneDay I'm good at cheering up. I'll figure it out. Guess I just need a grownup to complain to a bit, which is twitter.
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marlespo @marlespo
@PeasOneDay need Steve the cat to come home, need kids to stop exploding with fluids so I can send them to their dad's. Need to cheer up.
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Trouteyes @trouteyes
S A V E

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Richard Harris @RichHarris2
I don't mind losing myself occasionally. I'm usually just right around the corner.
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jack✪human @alien_sushi
Dalai Lama say "kindness is paramount. love your enemies"

Dali Llama say "drooping clock. cheese politics. I am plastic bag" [spits at you]
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marlespo @marlespo
I know it's "just" a concert. But if I can't get to London tonight to see Elbow I will cry for months. I need today to improve. I really do.
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marlespo @marlespo
For those keeping track of my nervous breakdown I now have 2 very sick kids, washing machine still broken & now the kitten has run away.
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Adult Online @halffartedheart
That's so Satan
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Shkeeber @shkeeber
My dad cries a lot because I know more about quidditch than baseball.
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Untastic Mr. Fitz @UnFitz
I'm in favor of legalizing assisted twittercide, especially in certain cases.
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Stacey Nightmare @STACEYNIGHTMARE
I'm fun to touch if u are on mushrooms.
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Stacey Nightmare @STACEYNIGHTMARE
Guess what? I can make a plant barf.
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Stacey Nightmare @STACEYNIGHTMARE
Toilet's just a fancy word for foot tub.
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Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life
Turns out it wasn't a horse I petted at Dress Barn today
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cluedont @cluedont
At what age does your penis stop growing? This is getting ridiculous.
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cluedont @cluedont
It's over 15 degrees, so don't forget to get completely naked.
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Lady McGaggerman @badongism
Battle polka. That ought to be a thing
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Lady McGaggerman @badongism
Na x 8 = hey hey hey goodbye
Na x 11= hey jude
Na x 16 = Batman
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moody monday @mdob11
'Hugs, not drugs', I whisper as I flush grandma's diabetes medicine down the toilet.
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marlespo @marlespo
Ok will go RT to compensate & spread joy (not just poop)
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marlespo @marlespo
Ignoring e v e r y t h i n g and focusing on getting to London later & sniffing all the gorgeous men I always see. London you're sexy.
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Jazmasta @jazmasta
The youngest I've ever been was when I was about 4.
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marlespo @marlespo
@Archangel_One I fully expect them to support me luxuriously one day. Or at least supply me with drugs & ice cream.
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marlespo @marlespo
Have you noticed that I'm still talking? Hi guys. I like talking sometimes. How are you? Wednesday being easy? I see ELBOW tonight :)
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marlespo @marlespo
I may not eat until 2027.
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marlespo @marlespo
But JESUS HAIRY CRAB FUCKER I have never ever ever lived through something so stomach turning. That I can't wash yet.
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marlespo @marlespo
But I'm feeling rather proud of my patient nature at the moment, my flexibility. I'm opposite of their dad & I'm glad they see both sides.
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marlespo @marlespo
So I'm feeling weirdly positive & happy for this week's very bad luck. I still feel sick to my stomach & my neck & back muscles are granite.
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marlespo @marlespo
And instead of being about ME having bad luck I though ok, maybe all this was about THEM seeing patience in action.
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marlespo @marlespo
But then my 7yo thanked me for being the kind of mum who doesn't get angry and shout when things like this happen.
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marlespo @marlespo
Kept my temper, stayed grounded, kept my humour, stayed myself. This morning I thought I'd hit my wall. A bit overwhelmed. But then.
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marlespo @marlespo
Through 3 days of bad luck culminating in the worst poop event of the century happening when my washing machine broke, I've been fine.
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marlespo @marlespo
I'm leaving for London today. Before I go I need to find someone to fix my washing machine filter, then wash all this... this... horror.
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marlespo @marlespo
This is all before 6am mind you.
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marlespo @marlespo
And I smiled & got on with it. Then washed a huge armful of fouled clothes & bedding by hand.
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marlespo @marlespo
But as I was vomiting into the toilet whilst simultaneously hosing off the shit my horrified & sick 3yo slept in, I thought Isnt This Funny.
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marlespo @marlespo
Monday was bad news about my passport & my car breaking down. Tuesday was my washing machine breaking down. Wednesday was.... something.
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marlespo @marlespo
One day I'll have the nerve to recount the tale. Cities will crumble. Circulations will barf.
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marlespo @marlespo
10 years of parenting. 3 boys. In all that time I've never had an experience as disgusting as this morning. Too gross to even articulate.
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Walter Thunderflask @Thunderflask
I like the sea.
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marlespo @marlespo
@craftsBoy @PeasOneDay @VenusDeMileage I have lots of beautiful qualities my bum isn't one of them. That's what my cat says anyway.
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marlespo @marlespo
@jami0mckay yep. Getting denied a guy garvey hug tomorrow in person, tattoo Thursday :) x
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marlespo @marlespo
@garreh_ you know that makes me happy. Don't you. *squish*
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marlespo @marlespo
@jami0mckay just can't get the filter out. Off to London tomorrow I'll attack again upon my return. :/
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marlespo @marlespo
@garreh_ oh you. x
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marlespo @marlespo
@jami0mckay my car has broken down twice in the 6 weeks I've had it, I'm gonna try so hard to fix this on my own first. I'll let you know xx
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marlespo @marlespo
@craftsBoy @VenusDeMileage @PeasOneDay * suddenly interested as well *
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marlespo @marlespo
@PeasOneDay in case you were never ever wondering.
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marlespo @marlespo
@PeasOneDay I dated a guy many many moons ago who had almost bat like ears, we called him Bat Kid, I loved those ears. Fantastic.
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marlespo @marlespo
@jami0mckay no YOUR'e are
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nige [ham] @koalaslament
Eye Of The Tiger is the only song I've ever listened to
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marlespo @marlespo
@PeasOneDay I have 19 of em. Bit weird. Good in fog.
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marlespo @marlespo
@PeasOneDay that's my favourite kind!
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marlespo @marlespo
Have put the crying child in the broken washing machine, all quiet on the western front now. Shhh. SHHHH. Let me dream of big men & cake now
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marlespo @marlespo
Oh wait it appears as though some of you said nice things about my hair while I was busy complaining. THANK YOU. my hair likes you too. x
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marlespo @marlespo
@PeasOneDay your ears are the best
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@futurewah I did properly try. And I can't do everything. Right? Right. Ok. O k .
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marlespo @marlespo
Good now a kid is crying with a nightmare. Ok goodbye world I have Elbow tomorrow & tattoo Thursday so I'll cheer up. Gonna go pout.
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marlespo @marlespo
You know you can't do everything Sara (shut up I know) You could stop being so hard on yourself and take pride in having such a go (fuckoff)
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marlespo @marlespo
@futurewah I'll BE in London the next 2 days but I'm up in Suffolk. Thank you though. Honestly.
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marlespo @marlespo
I give up. Angry with myself for not being able to do everything and be perfect. I know I know. Fart on a fucker. Grumpy now.
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marlespo @marlespo
@futurewah can't get it loose. Used pliers to assist. Broke part of it off. I give up. Will find a friend with a husband this weekend.
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marlespo @marlespo
@futurewah doing this. Still trying. crying now because if I can't do this I have to ask my exhusband for help and he will be such a dick.
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marlespo @marlespo
My evening fucking blows and after all this work I still can't get the goddamned filter out pic.twitter.com/0EDHobFUTf
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marlespo @marlespo
@futurewah @Garbage_Hustler @craftsBoy I should have asked before I did that then, huh. Fuck a motherfucking cock fucking duck face.
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marlespo @marlespo
@Garbage_Hustler @craftsBoy @futurewah I can only pull it out a little. Think I need to put screws back in
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marlespo @marlespo
@craftsBoy @Garbage_Hustler @futurewah I've had to twist with a screwdriver. Just need to know if this really is the filter
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