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marlespoSuffolkshire2008-09-27
@marlespo2,036 days
Is a Herbert.
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marlespo @marlespo
Watching Johnny Test makes me want to murder a puppy. Good morning. I have several heads today how about you?
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marlespo @marlespo
@Cool_Jesse (from a cannon)
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marlespo @marlespo
@SoNotBrendan (in the shed)
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Richard Harris @RichHarris2
RT if you like tweeting.
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ShoutingGoddess @ShoutingGoddess
I'd rather pick up drugs from the ghetto, than a ringing phone.
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CharDi McNormalman @badongism
When I find myself in times of trouble

Mother Mary comes to me

Speaking words of wisdom

Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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CharDi McNormalman @badongism
Anyway long story short my internal organs are now in alphabetical order.
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Jeff @addmoreninjas
I can usually tell if a person loves to laugh because their bio says, "I love to laugh."
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Kerry @MiniSmitty2
It's so awkward when Twitter people become real proper friends and - no wait, that's not awkward at all, it's pretty great.
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GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge
I *hate **tweets containing asterisks which completely change the meaning of the sentence.

* love
** cream soda
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marlespo @marlespo
Getting punched with painful Life Lessons is hard enough the 1st time, helplessly watching your child go through them too is awful, isn't it
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marlespo @marlespo
@RachaelvsWorld oh god me too. me tooooooooooo.
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marlespo @marlespo
@marlespo this still largely applies.
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Frankie McGinty @FrankieMcGinty
You smell like you've seen a ghost.
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Bread John @Breadery
You smell like lonely.
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Flannery O'Connerd @Slennon_
Dang gurl you smell like a parakeet
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megeth cutestory @baconNmeggs
Sext: you smell like my nana's house
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Bud Smith @Bud_Smith
You smell like fabric softener. Let's bang.
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lemon-t @Colehill_Tara
You smell like you'd taste good.
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Richard Harris @RichHarris2
You smell like a doctor's finger.
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Twitflup @Twitflup
#rejectedcandyhearts YOU SMELL LIKE BISTO
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marlespo @marlespo
You smell like taste.
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marlespo @marlespo
You smell like the neck of someone you can hug but not kiss.
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marlespo @marlespo
My son & my heart. Oh my days. Indulge me while I weird it out on twitter for a little while. Shh. x
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marlespo @marlespo
You smells like an elderly grandmother's tit sweat.
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michael @pseudofauxme
You smell like a Tina.
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Rainbow Brite @Cool_Jesse
You smell like Batman.
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Cruz! @nPhelendriqal
Damn girl, are you a hardboiled egg, because you smell a little like poop, but that's acceptable and I'm still going to eat you.
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William_Shartner @Blarebare
Insults that don't make any sense:

You smell like a dentist's chair
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marlespo @marlespo
@marlespo mmmmmmmm
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AngieDavisheartspeen @Adar79Angie
You smell too much like semen and Taco Bell to be so cocky, broseph.
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Night Thing @Night_Thing
You smell like Columbo's washing basket
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i am a nerd boner @BlairLoudly
You smell like sunshine and happiness. I'm super sure this friendship is going places.
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Zan phee @zanPHEE
You smell like the laundry aisle of a supermarket. Stay there till Im done sniffing you... I SAID STAY THERE!
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Patrick Brennan @Pat_Bren
I bet some of you smell like mints. I want to smell some of you
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Gavin Logan @tamewhale
"You smell like a drain with chorizo in it." - my girlfriend.
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michael @pseudofauxme
You smell like a chump.
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Phrasemaker @phrasemaker666
You smell like an upper lip.
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panda @ispypanda
You smell like mold when you get old. Mothballs & spaghettios.
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Stephen Drangula @Drangula
You smell like the tears of unicorns.
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marlespo @marlespo
@marlespo ok
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Sean Yeatts & Ham @seanyeatts
You're a beautiful woman, but you smell like a circumcision.
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notyourjester @Loli_Sug
You smell like a communist.
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Trouteyes @trouteyes
i do not like the smell of you
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Phrasemaker @phrasemaker666
You smell like a nutsack.
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Michele @spookyparticles
You smell like coffee and angst. May I lick you?
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marlespo @marlespo
@anne_beverley playtime taken away, school has never expelled anyone. Thanks for input x
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marlespo @marlespo
@Smileyjim68 thank you. I feel sick. And he'll be out of there as soon as possible, even if I have to commute forever.
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marlespo @marlespo
@PigInTheBath been fighting for 4 yrs, at end of rope, hoping for a new school soon. x x x
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marlespo @marlespo
@Smileyjim68 ex & I meeting tomorrow & will still try to get space in cambs school. prob won't get all 3 in same school, but oh well
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marlespo @marlespo
@Thunderflask you've seen my back right? the design is finished but I still have hours of dotwork shading, then filling my tree & rootwork
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marlespo @marlespo
@Thunderflask thanks! :D
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marlespo @marlespo
@Garbage_Hustler I refuse to be Val cos then the knuckle tattoo doesn't make sense. Everything I do must make total sense. Always.
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marlespo @marlespo
You know your kids and spouse can google your username, right?
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marlespo @marlespo
@EnglishRoze 180 sympathetic hugs to disperse equally among you.
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marlespo @marlespo
If someone is annoying you because they are being a self-absorbed prick, quietly moo under your breath as they talk.
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marlespo @marlespo
If someone is boring you just shout WHERE'S MY WALNUT and run away. #2014 #blessed #walnuts #binmaggots
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marlespo @marlespo
Maggots in the bin. #blessed #2014 #hope
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marlespo @marlespo
thank you nerds of twitter, you're swell.
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marlespo @marlespo
@EnterTheMark perfect. thanks!
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marlespo @marlespo
@EnterTheMark perfect. I don't want him to have a proper phone & he could use the family ipad for this then! thanks
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marlespo @marlespo
@MrPaulGroom Wondering if my son can face time me with an iad is he has no phone account to connect it to
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marlespo @marlespo
@EnterTheMark So if my son (with no phone) is at his dads he can face time me if he's using an ipad?
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marlespo @marlespo
Apparently not everyone has to shave their ears? :(
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marlespo @marlespo
@grhydian but I like them :(
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marlespo @marlespo
I've got heavy woman crushes on about 30 of you ladies though. Maybe I'll focus on you lovely lot & subdue my desire of the penis brigade.
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marlespo @marlespo
@AlfredoNokez1 lol @ having guests
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Mr Bubbles❤️ @LuckyStubbs
I'm a really lovely man
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Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life
Nice try, but if I'm not supposed to talk to strangers, how do I make bathroom friends?
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Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life
If you eat the food right there in the drive thru it's kinda like your on a weird date with drive thru lady
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marlespo @marlespo
It gets boring not having a crush on anybody. I'm gonna just choose one of you at random. Or develop a sexual relationship with my sofa.
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marlespo @marlespo
Some more of my new me. pic.twitter.com/qgj1zCXhIF
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marlespo @marlespo
Some of my new Me. pic.twitter.com/8EIku0Bs0R
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marlespo @marlespo
Boys home from their dad's & see my new arm tattoo. Reactions mixed. 1: oh wow that's so cool mum 2: *rolls his eyes at me* 3: I need a poo!
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marlespo @marlespo
@j2thejoseph *squishhhhh*
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marlespo @marlespo
@Garbage_Hustler enjoy yourself! Also next time I see you I'm only calling you Val. Ok maybe forever.
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marlespo @marlespo
Lol & yr girlfriends bits #probably
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marlespo @marlespo
My dream life is more active that your girlfriend's vibrator, which is saying a lot.
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marlespo @marlespo
I dream about friends from twitter often enough now that it creeps my shit out when strangers like my kids appear in them.
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marlespo @marlespo
@EnglishRoze I dreamed about you being a tour guide in the Amazon except it was a canal I Yorkshire. Must have been about this tweet. HUG.
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Jeannetto @jeannetto
I wanna make a bunch of new friends so I have people to make speeches at my intervention.
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Mitten D'Amour @PFPTMillsy
Owing to a shit night's sleep, I appear to have awoken with a face like a wrestler's angry haemorrhoids.
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marlespo @marlespo
Fruit & Veg make bad tampons.
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marlespo @marlespo
@BenedictFarse makes weird but effective tampons. But yes It'll wash out don't worry.
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marlespo @marlespo
@BenedictFarse no but it's my pool of emotion piss slowly making its way on the floor towards yours. x
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marlespo @marlespo
@Jennifergr8 💛💛💛
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marlespo @marlespo
@BenedictFarse same
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Benedict Farse @BenedictFarse
Relationship status: cry wanking into a KFC family bucket rubbing the tattoo of my ex wife off my face. #nike #windows7 #HelenMirrensTits
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Brian @headsuit
I'm gonna live forev
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marlespo @marlespo
Going to bed, trying to get sad feelings about the train guy out of my head. Injecting happy thoughts into myself as if they were drugs.
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marlespo @marlespo
@UlcerMagazine he's extraordinary.
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marlespo @marlespo
@UlcerMagazine my little brother x
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marlespo @marlespo
Jesus Christ that was depressing.
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marlespo @marlespo
Train stopped, he stood up & vomited all over himself without even trying to control it or tidy himself & walked off the train soaked.
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marlespo @marlespo
Because having my own feelings isn't enough so I need to have other peoples too. I'm afraid he will vomit on me. No empty seats to move to.
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marlespo @marlespo
The vomit man looks drunk beyond comprehension, in a business suit, and he's just sitting there. I feel so sad for/about him and his life.
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marlespo @marlespo
I feel sick from my tattoo session and so far this train ride isn't my favourite.
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marlespo @marlespo
Train won't leave station cos some "trouble passengers" won't get off and the guy across the aisle from me just vomited all over himself.
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marlespo @marlespo
I smell like French sweat and cling film.
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Bklynmike @bklynmike3
Your suffering
doesn't fit you anymore.
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