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marlespoeast anglia2008-09-27
@marlespo2,162 days
I'm the Care Bear you forgot to burn.
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marlespo @marlespo
@lowdudgeon that my mood #sorted 💫🍋
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marlespo @marlespo
You look QUESTIONABLE.
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marlespo @marlespo
Autism, parenting, dating, immigration... anything else I should be moody about today? How about... YOUR FACE AND/OR CHOICE OF FOOTWEAR.
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marlespo @marlespo
I'm not even ovulating. Unless this is like a weird bi-ovulatory month. Double eggy. oh god that's gross.
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marlespo @marlespo
Christ I'm moody today, huh. Guess we're adding 'vaguely homesick' to the mix. Shouldn't have eaten that fucking candy corn.
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marlespo @marlespo
But infiltrating a group of people who've known each other for decades stings sometimes when all my people like that are 3.000 miles away.
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marlespo @marlespo
I'm going to a meeting. Joining a committee. Everyone already knows everyone else. And yes I'll be fine & yes they will like me. Blah blah.
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marlespo @marlespo
I feel weirdly immigrant-like today. I mean, I AM an immigrant but I mostly forget. Like, I want to go home and feed my dad or something.
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marlespo @marlespo
@Fentonizer can't win. :/
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marlespo @marlespo
Sums up online dating beautifully: "@Fentonizer: @marlespo fentonizer.tumblr.com/post/939572962…
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marlespo @marlespo
@Mowgzilla @luciemu55ett oh I've been married though, I'll be the mentor. First we need rings & dresses & antidepressants x
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marlespo @marlespo
Sitting here feeling oddly nervous about a meeting with grown ups tonight, thinking about transubstantiation and laundry smells. You?
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@luciemu55ett ok
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marlespo @marlespo
@Thunderflask dipping peanut butter toast into hot chocolate as I type
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@jazmasta I've stabbed her, bb
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marlespo @marlespo
@jazmasta I lolled, unfortunately, and my friend in the room wanted to know why. She isn't my friend anymore thanks.
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Jazmasta @jazmasta
Joke's on you, guys who drew dicks on my face at the party last night. I have a job interview at the dick face store this morning.
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marlespo @marlespo
@michael_raphone I love Underoos butt
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marlespo @marlespo
Emotionally fragile bed-wetter, likes nights out AND nights in, seeks submissive yet hyper-sexual domestic kitten lady for NSA love punching
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marlespo @marlespo
@UrplePingo #sexy #fresh
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marlespo @marlespo
@michael_raphone all I've got is Underoos :(
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marlespo @marlespo
@thisgreyspirit flankers?
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marlespo @marlespo
I predictably deactivate my online dating account within 24 hours of breathing it back to life. I catch their online herpes.
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marlespo @marlespo
@crew_v1point0 I'm more interested in the cleavage it gives you, really.
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marlespo @marlespo
@blearyboy oh Christ in a pear tree, if that happened I'd cry into my wank bucket and never leave the house.
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marlespo @marlespo
@beezageeza I haven't dated anyone since then, just a few single dates. But did have a big old fat marriage in the meantime.
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marlespo @marlespo
@QuietQueer dunno, my most aggressive sort of creep experience was with a woman, I think it can be universal :/
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marlespo @marlespo
@ilovepemmican oh they are very very easy to avoid. Just spent a half an hour avoiding :/
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marlespo @marlespo
@crew_v1point0 please don't ever :(. Ok fine I've put your clothes back on but it's a scullery maid costume.
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marlespo @marlespo
I haven't been on a date in nearly a year & I don't message anyone so I know I don't do online dating right, just observing. And showering.
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7. The number of men who say not to talk to them if you are overweight, overemotional, or have kids is pretty shockingly high.
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6. Seeing a photo of someone on the internet can still make you feel like taking a cold bleachy shower.
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5. The apps seriously want you to look at the same 4 people forever and it takes 19 years to see anyone new and/or not horse-like.
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4. Teeth are optional.
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3. Men who blankety accuse women of being shallow should spend some time looking online, we do Not have that market cornered, my dear.
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2. The men who write 'performing cunnilingus' as one of their hobbies predictably look like they should be named Lester.
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marlespo @marlespo
1. No one lives in the East.
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marlespo @marlespo
I've just wasted a half an hour looking at online dating profiles. I have many boring observations that I'm going to bore you with now.
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marlespo @marlespo
@crew_v1point0 NO
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marlespo @marlespo
@ErnieLies you'd be ok with anything probably maybe
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marlespo @marlespo
I'm having an imagination fantasy chat with a gorgeous naked man while having an IRL conversation about the Ender Dragon being misunderstood
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marlespo @marlespo
Also I'm sorry, but you're pretend.
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Also sorry I was wearing tights, and in getting out of them I looked like a huge hairless bear wresting with imaginary oiled goat.
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marlespo @marlespo
Sorry for singing "hey dickie you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind Hey dickie" When you got naked.
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marlespo @marlespo
@kerihw @blearyboy Obama. It's all his fault.
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marlespo @marlespo
@Mowgzilla I'm going to quit twitter over this.
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marlespo @marlespo
@kerihw I had an awful one yesterday, but from someone I dont even follow & wasn't an RT. I hate that new twitter feature. :(
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marlespo @marlespo
@CSPesky my soul heaves.
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marlespo @marlespo
@CSPesky my mom used to say Dunkin Donuts was her favourite restaurant & that makes me smile. Panda Express person makes me sad
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marlespo @marlespo
@theeMattWade yeah I hate it when my wife does things without me.
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marlespo @marlespo
@CSPesky nothing like good old fashioned middle America
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marlespo @marlespo
@CSPesky my favourite restaurant is Cinnabon
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marlespo @marlespo
@CSPesky BWAHAHAHAHA
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marlespo @marlespo
Alternatively maybe they just like to novelty of being near a grownup with more than one tooth. #village #villagehumour #inbred #ihave3teeth
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marlespo @marlespo
Genuinely just had 2 village boys knock on my door to see the Rainbow Toilet House that I built on Minecraft. I'm famous.
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marlespo @marlespo
@ginandting @McMarmalady my homeschooling only lasted a few months but I'd follow literally anyone you recommended, sweet cheeks.
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marlespo @marlespo
@EuclidianBoxes he really really REALLY is. I hope he finds patient people as an adult who will take the time to see that side of him :)
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marlespo @marlespo
@CSPesky every little helps xxxx
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@MonochromeThief he's 10. The school is tiny so his issues are well known, and I'm vigilant. :)
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marlespo @marlespo
@Archangel_One @LilyThePurr ooh I like that visual. and It makes sense too
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marlespo @marlespo
Eating American Candy Corn, hiding it from kids & Awkwardly remembering when I was 16 & my friend dressed as prostitute for Halloween. You?
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@Fluffkin I have an even better one. "Never comment"
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@KakesKaty my son & I relate it to speaking a different language, and it just takes patience & learning & accepting it won't ever match 100%
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marlespo @marlespo
@Archangel_One it's only fair to share warm stuff too sometimes, even soppy parenting stuff :)
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marlespo @marlespo
@mrnickharvey @JCautomatic @Midgetgems26 AWW that's given me a goofy smile.
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marlespo @marlespo
(you types just get air kisses ok? Ok.)
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marlespo @marlespo
So that's nice. :) thought I'd share, since so many of you get the brunt of me venting. :) KISSES FOR EVERYONE unless you don't want them.
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marlespo @marlespo
And after crying last night feeling like I was doing a shit job raising him on my own, now I'm crying for the opposite reason. :)
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marlespo @marlespo
And I dunno. I guess I'm just really proud of him that despite being in deep, consuming anxiety he is still reaching out to a little girl.
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marlespo @marlespo
Because it SEEMS like that to people like me sometimes, who are intuitive and social and free with myself.
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marlespo @marlespo
I love it when he does this. Cos autistic people often get accused of being emotionless or robotic or insensitive.
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marlespo @marlespo
And he's using his pocket money on Sunday to buy her a gift, having not even met her yet. He's going to buy her a type of crystal he likes.
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marlespo @marlespo
New friend. But anyway. I came home & told my son I'd met another 10yo who could empathise with him. And he b e a m e d.
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marlespo @marlespo
Her daughter has severe anxiety too & is new at the school next week. I chatted, offered my help, told her daughter about some tricks we use
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marlespo @marlespo
I don't say "fine" unless I'm fine. And so I shared a bit about how anxious things are with him. And she sympathised & got that METOO look.
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Well today I met a woman. She asked if my kids were ready for school and I answered her honestly. I'm one of those annoying types.
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marlespo @marlespo
So you know how my eldest is in the throes of High Anxiety with school starting. Fingernails are gone from chewing them, panic attacks, etc.
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marlespo @marlespo
Short little story to tell. Grab a bucket.
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marlespo @marlespo
@mrnickharvey @JCautomatic @Midgetgems26 I like people who can do it all. Be jokey but also be real sometimes.
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marlespo @marlespo
@MonochromeThief his new teacher is brand new this year :/ but he's got an additional therapist this year so fingers crossed
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marlespo @marlespo
This never happened.
Gutted, tbh.
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marlespo @marlespo
@Garbage_Hustler @michael_raphone ok I can get on with my day now, TY BB
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@Garbage_Hustler @michael_raphone pretty disappointed this is a lie
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marlespo @marlespo
@Spatula8 I hope these still happen 87 years from now, just for old times sake.
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marlespo @marlespo
I'm giving up on the internet for the evening. My pillow looks like he wants a nice chat anyway. #sext #pillow #badnight #goodpillow
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marlespo @marlespo
Just saw a photo of a dead man from someone I don't follow & it wasn't a retweet. I sure do LIKE having no control of my TL anymore @Support
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@EuclidianBoxes no cos then I'll get horny and I need to suppress that NO BODY TETRIS I CANT
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(and you weirdos)
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marlespo @marlespo
Thank fuck for Tetris.
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marlespo @marlespo
Didn't do as well tonight. Soothing him. My 10yo sobbing & asking me why his brain isn't normal. God I need a hug. Wish he'd let me hug him.
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Listening to some post-new-modern jungle sub-pop hair-jazz brit-clomp fusion.
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marlespo @marlespo
I'm going to play Tetris until cubes fall out of my vagina.
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I'm going to play Tetris until I develop a Russian accent & fall into a blissful, repetitive, angular coma.
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I've put that thing you can't find in the future.
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GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge
Stars shining bright above you, Night hmmy, hmmy, wosname I love you, birds singing in a misamartee, dream a little dream of me. Night x
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@UrplePingo something you get in Mario when you get a green mushroom
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GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge
History FACT: Recent documents have revealed that the UK entered the 2nd World War after Germany took its ice cream out of the freezer.
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@ceilck you're a rock star. xx
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marlespo @marlespo
Soothing. Like laying your head on a loved ones lap and having your hair twirled gently & mindlessly while you listen to Radio 4.
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Soothing. Like a cool breeze on your heaving, salty, naked chest after ravenous overdrive sex.
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