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marlespoeast anglia2008-09-27
@marlespo2,219 days
I'm the Care Bear you forgot to burn.
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marlespo @marlespo
Wait, You *Like* That?! : A Memoir
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marlespo @marlespo
"If you're making someone scream, they aren't happy" a life lesson I try to teach the autistic child, knowing that stops being true one day.
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marlespo @marlespo
Nothing makes me feel more superhero than organising & implementing quality Away Time with the 3 little boys. Feels like a job. That I like.
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marlespo @marlespo
@LuckyStubbs yes. Yes to all potential meanings of 'it'.
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marlespo @marlespo
@crew_v1point0 *saves it for later anyway*
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marlespo @marlespo
@LuckyStubbs *sweats on your cheeks for good measure*
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marlespo @marlespo
@john_self same. Plus having a lovely early morning means afternoon naps are positively medicinal.
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marlespo @marlespo
@crew_v1point0 NO DONT !!! don't even make me think that. I'm out of bed & snorting sunshine & going away for the weekend. No duvets. 😳
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marlespo @marlespo
@LuckyStubbs *unsexily dribbles on you*
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marlespo @marlespo
You'd hate me of you actually knew how much I love mornings.
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marlespo @marlespo
@LuckyStubbs does dribbling on you make you get up or stay in bed? My dribble awaits your advice.
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marlespo @marlespo
@crew_v1point0 why hello there CHRISTOPHER
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marlespo @marlespo
Totally licking this morning in the Face. I'd you think today is your day sorry NO it's mine. I licked it.
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marlespo @marlespo
@ginandting mines having her 26th next month.
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marlespo @marlespo
@Smileyjim68 #FlamingDeathToo
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marlespo @marlespo
@Smileyjim68 just the one but we're off to Warwick for the weekend to see the Flaming Trebuchet of DEATH
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marlespo @marlespo
@andyparmo Mine's fine but i'm on my laptop, everyone else seems to be in screaming twitterbroken terror though
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marlespo @marlespo
g'morning today I'm taking my 3 boys across the country for castle romping. castles will be ROMPED. ROMPED I TELL YOU. also they have beer.
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marlespo @marlespo
no
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Torpid Torrent. @Knowyourneuron
I looked at her and she looked at me and then we bewildered each other from top to bottom.
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marlespo @marlespo
@bumfudgebingo that's what I bought today :) I used to live a few miles away from a an actual drive-in, waitress on skates A&W restaurant
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marlespo @marlespo
@bumfudgebingo I bought 2 highly overpriced cans of it from a market stall this morning :D
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marlespo @marlespo
Making root beer floats inside plastic skull goblets for the boys, much like they do in my motherland.
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marlespo @marlespo
I'm listening to him with the dejected, tired, slow blinking demeanour of a single mom on the brink of 10 relentless days of school holidays
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marlespo @marlespo
@2000Adi nah it's all part of the fun. He's still here. Still has a bit of life in him, waste not want not.
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marlespo @marlespo
Listening to my 10yo talk about discovering The Sims with the excited incomprehensible language of someone who's just had their first kiss.
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marlespo @marlespo
Relationship status: been congratulating everyone else on theirs for several years now. See also: pic.twitter.com/QL6bFwdgUc
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marlespo @marlespo
@karentozzi your avi just made my heart pee
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marlespo @marlespo
@shkeeber being gay & living a few thousands miles puts you firmly in my comfort zone. C'mere you.
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000___000 @000___000
love at first sight. repulsion upon further reflection.
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marlespo @marlespo
@2000Adi that's a given
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marlespo @marlespo
@2000Adi I love that
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marlespo @marlespo
Instagram recommends I look at even more photos of endless cats & sunsets & unattainable beardy men with guitars. Has me pegged. Sad sack.
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marlespo @marlespo
@UpturnedBathtub close enough. pic.twitter.com/MSf8TMxVDz
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marlespo @marlespo
If this gets 100 stars I'll let one of my kids come out of their Friday Boxes.
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marlespo @marlespo
Your life doesn't suck you just forgot to turn the adaptive difficulty off.
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Stephen Collins @stephen_collins
@Foyles Thanks Foyles but too small to read! Here's a bigger one pic.twitter.com/U1QtllEKJT
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marlespo @marlespo
I wanted to play the @Acronymists game today to make an anagram of FASHION but I got to 'feathered ass satchels' and want to stop there.
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marlespo @marlespo
@Vulnavianist exactly! It's up to 13 now. Bakers dozen. Of bodies.
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marlespo @marlespo
#ff NO YOU CANT MAKE ME
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marlespo @marlespo
I've made the horrible life decision to try giving up Pepsi Max again, on a day my ovaries feel like stabby medicine balls. Killed 8 people.
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marlespo @marlespo
@UrplePingo nooooooooooo
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marlespo @marlespo
@UrplePingo (badly)
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marlespo @marlespo
The middle son was complaining of boredom at 7:45am on the first day of 10 days off school. I gave him a stick & told him boredom is useful.
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marlespo @marlespo
@WigCannon pic.twitter.com/NAlExNHaaA
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marlespo @marlespo
@WigCannon a memoir
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marlespo @marlespo
@Spatula8 *snorts*
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marlespo @marlespo
@exlibris so you can play on England time! 'ello mate.
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marlespo @marlespo
@FamousRob nope it's a pretty boring one I'm afraid!
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marlespo @marlespo
@KakesKaty not even a little, and I wasn't acting like my actual self either. It's all good. :)
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marlespo @marlespo
I love you now go retweet my Rage Against the Meatloaf tweet please, I don't have a boyfriend and this is how I feel love.
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marlespo @marlespo
So there you go. A week with a lame foot has given me a nice tidy little Life Inventory and I have found it to be good.
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marlespo @marlespo
Because it's so easy to take responsibility for things that are bad, yet we resist taking credit for things that are good. SMDH at People.
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marlespo @marlespo
And how I should therefore add Pride to my box of feelings, not just thankfulness.
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marlespo @marlespo
And how thankful I am for that. But also how that's only happened because I laid my balls on the line & changed my life.
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marlespo @marlespo
(2014 minus 5 is 2009 right? Right. Checks again. Yep numbers haven't changed this is still good.)
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marlespo @marlespo
And it got me thinking of how much I've changed in the last 5 years. I'm unrecognisable to my Me of 2009.
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marlespo @marlespo
And it got me thinking of how much I've changed in the last six months as I've redefined a lot of friendships & connections.
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marlespo @marlespo
Whereas even just a few months ago is have felt anxiety about not doing enough, or even just unhappy being with my own quiet mind so much.
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marlespo @marlespo
And for the first time in ever, I haven't really been mean to myself about being "lazy". I've enjoyed the peace & only done what's needed.
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marlespo @marlespo
My toe is still very sore so I've been babying it a lot, lots of icing and elevation. And it has meant a quiet sofa-centred week for me.
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marlespo @marlespo
So I've been thinking.
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marlespo @marlespo
I've been singing this all morning. It's not as melodic as you might think.
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marlespo @marlespo
@shkeeber I can retire now right?
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marlespo @marlespo
* I love you *
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marlespo @marlespo
@thisgreyspirit I've reached my peak it's time to give up on life now
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marlespo @marlespo
That was my best tweet ever I'm done forever now.
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marlespo @marlespo
"I would do anything thing for love, but fuck you I won't do what you tell me" - Rage Against the Meatloaf
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marlespo @marlespo
that cloud looks like a penis: A Memoir
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marlespo @marlespo
quasi-mechanical tits retracting after a lengthy barren season: A Memoir
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marlespo @marlespo
@lowdudgeon *mty
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marlespo @marlespo
Sexually abstract designs fingered onto foggy car windows: A Memoir
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marlespo @marlespo
@lowdudgeon committee. comitty.
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marlespo @marlespo
@lowdudgeon @rockskimmer thanks for doing things when I'm asleep guys #noYOUfizzleoff #idontunderstandanyway #gerardButler
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domo @LAM3domo
nope.

- a love story
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marlespo @marlespo
@ClaaraLou I think you're lovely
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marlespo @marlespo
@jimmy_sharpe SOMETIMES THERE ISNT
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marlespo @marlespo
@Antimitch same
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marlespo @marlespo
I'm afraid of dentists. Can you all pretend to be my mum and tell me I've done well to call & make an appointment also do you have cocaine?
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marlespo @marlespo
@elle_uk no I needed compost. Planting pansies in a bit. :)
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marlespo @marlespo
GOD can you BELIEVE that person you'll never meet had an opinion you didn't like about something that doesn't matter CAN YOU EVENzzz zzzz zz
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marlespo @marlespo
@SkunkMunchies ha! Well they are only ever about non-twitter IRL people but here have a hug anyway ;)
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marlespo @marlespo
@elle_uk I killed some villagers today.
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marlespo @marlespo
If Being Appalled is one of your hobbies just imagine how happier your life would be if you chilled the hell out and ate cookies instead.
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marlespo @marlespo
Being Appalled was her biggest hobby. Imagine her reaction when I began finding 'being appalled' utterly boring & a waste of time.
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Trouteyes @trouteyes
Ooh
I wanna dance with nine Tobys
I wanna feel the heat with nine Tobys
With nine Tobys who like me
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marlespo @marlespo
@garreh_ you should probably get them looked at. x
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marlespo @marlespo
... and then everyone died. The end.
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marlespo @marlespo
Just kidding I don't care but sit down and have some tea and let me tell you a story about unnecessarily painful menstrual cycles. You see,
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marlespo @marlespo
Good Morning how are your ovaries
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marlespo @marlespo
ok story time was lovely but I'm sleeping now go away xxx
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marlespo @marlespo
@ShoutingGoddess IKR?!
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marlespo @marlespo
And it was lovely.
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marlespo @marlespo
She forgot about all those years alone in the time it took to blink a moonbeam.
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marlespo @marlespo
And her moon face was framed in the eyes of a moon lover. And her orbit had some purposeful and interfering gravity. And it was lovely.
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marlespo @marlespo
And so she was totally abjectly alone in the universe until one day she wasn't. It was as quick as that.
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marlespo @marlespo
But she was happier with no one if the alternative was being with people she felt alone with anyway. With those faces like faces.
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marlespo @marlespo
Some year-like things passed and she met some people with faces like suns, which made her smile. But they were not moons. She was the Only.
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marlespo @marlespo
So she left everyone, she and her face of moon, knowing she'd be alone for eons but at least she'd be with her kind. No one.
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marlespo @marlespo
Her face was moon and her heart had an orbit, but she lived with people with faces made out of faces. It couldn't last.
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