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marlespoeast anglia2008-09-27
@marlespo2,224 days
I'm the Care Bear you forgot to burn.
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marlespo @marlespo
@LuckyStubbs *looks down* Nice. Nice.
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marlespo @marlespo
@LuckyStubbs don't make me get sexy Dinah DONT MAKE ME DO IT
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marlespo @marlespo
@LuckyStubbs bad news for you I wear things like this pic.twitter.com/krBu4IaEfX
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marlespo @marlespo
@LuckyStubbs I'll dress up as you and you dress up as me
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marlespo @marlespo
Today isn't over yet. It's still going. It is the endless Thursday. It is going to eat your heart then burp endlessly into Fridays face.
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Local Deadbody @MrPhetz
My anaconda accepts you for who you are
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Karen (Tozzi) @karentozzi
Your husband's casual white socks and cargo shorts looked just terrific as he sank into that tar pit.
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marlespo @marlespo
Staring at 5 large pumpkins waiting to be transformed into mediocre jack-o-lanterns. Sometimes I wish I had another grown up pair of hands.
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marlespo @marlespo
@QuietQueer ๐Ÿ’š๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ’›๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿ’œ
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Patrick-or-Tweet @Pat_Bren
Stop doing jokes, Twitter is serious. It is serious and important and you're all ruining it.
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marlespo @marlespo
Damn yr needs look valid xxx
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marlespo @marlespo
@OhLookBirdies you've thought a lot about this haven't you.
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marlespo @marlespo
@OhLookBirdies maybe I just have superhero tits
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marlespo @marlespo
Took my bra off and three dead bats fell out.
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marlespo @marlespo
@Heronhell it's actually this guy pic.twitter.com/Zuej59LDEj
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marlespo @marlespo
@RachaelvsWorld hello
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marlespo @marlespo
@shkeeber looks at @jimmy_sharpe
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marlespo @marlespo
@crew_v1point0 it STILL ISNT NOON YET ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ช
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marlespo @marlespo
@crew_v1point0 it isn't even noooooooon yet ugggh
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marlespo @marlespo
@martiejt @southsidesutra thank you for clearing that up I've been concerned xx
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marlespo @marlespo
School holidays are my nemesis.
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marlespo @marlespo
So that feeling that I can't possibly keep holding up the earth for these 3 kids cos it's too much for one girl? That will pass too.
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marlespo @marlespo
Only lost 7 followers. Not bad. Not bad at all.
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marlespo @marlespo
Ok I'm done now.
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marlespo @marlespo
Let them go. And then shake it off & be in charge of your own shit. You. Not them.
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marlespo @marlespo
Grief can't tell you what to do. Anger can't tell you what to say. Loneliness can't tell you where to go. They are feelings. Not Kings.
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marlespo @marlespo
Let them do their jobs. But BE IN CHARGE. That's *your* job. Not theirs.
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marlespo @marlespo
People can't rule YOU. Don't let them. And feelings can't rule YOU either. Don't let them. Same with food & kids & cats & bodies & families.
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marlespo @marlespo
Don't let anyone or anything Rule You. Fuck that shit.
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marlespo @marlespo
Promise.
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marlespo @marlespo
Be ok. It's ok to feel ok.
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marlespo @marlespo
Chill out. Come down from the drama cloud. Empty your brain's pockets. Experiment with allowing nice feelings in. They want attention too.
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marlespo @marlespo
They want to come. Let them. They want to go. Let them. They are unavoidable. You're wasting your time by running.
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marlespo @marlespo
You don't give children car keys. You don't expect a cat to make you tea. Why give your feelings all the control. That's your job.
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marlespo @marlespo
It will pass if you let it. So let it fucking pass.
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marlespo @marlespo
You are lonely & want love. Fine. But when loneliness knocks just FEEL IT. Don't drag it out. See it, sit with it, then let it go.
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marlespo @marlespo
You have anger over a friend being a dick to you. Fine. Be angry. But be 100% angry for a bit, not 30% angry for a decade.
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marlespo @marlespo
Let them. LIFE SUCKS. And then it doesn't.
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marlespo @marlespo
Feelings are people too. And they don't want to stay with you. But they do want to do their job.
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marlespo @marlespo
Let feelings be feelings. Let them do their job. Don't turn them into Kings & Queens. Don't turn them into Demons & Torturers.
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marlespo @marlespo
If you let them.
(PS. LET THEM.)
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marlespo @marlespo
Sit with grief. Shake it's hand. You will not die from the bleakness. Because grief is a feeling and feelings always move.
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marlespo @marlespo
And the longer you try NOT to feel that awful thing, the more awful you feel. Get it over with. Let it happen. Sit with that horrible thing.
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marlespo @marlespo
Because if a feeling wants to happen to you, you're doing your life a disservice by avoiding it. It will keep knocking. It is unavoidable.
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marlespo @marlespo
It's about coming out of clouds & sitting with awful things & letting feelings do their jobs.
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marlespo @marlespo
Here's your badge in advance: pic.twitter.com/rnJHGowRB2
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marlespo @marlespo
A little lecture to my solar plexus, maybe yours needs one too.
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marlespo @marlespo
@twistedncynical at your service, my dear.
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ยฉhrisโ„ข @ChrisTrauma
FUCK i dont know anyone named clarence
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Irish (Man) @IrishVin
I wanna swap names with a guy called Clarence.
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S-Keri. (Scary) @kerihw
get your hand out your balls clarence
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Jamie @jtlovell1979
Attaboy, Clarence.
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marlespo @marlespo
WHO IS CLARENCE
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marlespo @marlespo
Maybe you're addicted to maybe.
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marlespo @marlespo
Maybe your butt is just a soft shelled turtle.
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marlespo @marlespo
Maybe you should just drink with yourself more and stop looking at other people for company.
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marlespo @marlespo
Maybe feelings have faces but yours are frowning because you only pay attention to one of them.
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marlespo @marlespo
Maybe if you argue with everyone in your life you should have a quick look & see if you're the drama addicted common denominator.
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marlespo @marlespo
Maybe instead of just sitting there wishing for things with a child's pout on your face you should shut up and go do something about it.
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marlespo @marlespo
And jealousy makes the world go browned. I think.
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marlespo @marlespo
Maybe magic hides in puddles. And maybe you should jump in a few.
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Homo Erectus @PlioceneBloke
Big wish of cuddle moon.
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marlespo @marlespo
Children are easy to take care of. Life is your gross oyster.
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marlespo @marlespo
Day 7 of school holidays. Only 3 more to go. And only 15 days until I get a night off. I can do this. I am woman, hear me whimper.
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marlespo @marlespo
@thisgreyspirit @twitter *hears a deep echoing NOOOO in the far distance*
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marlespo @marlespo
Good morning. Do you feel older than you did yesterday? You are. x
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marlespo @marlespo
I thought about at least 4 things today.
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marlespo @marlespo
@michael_raphone well now you've gone TOO FAR
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marlespo @marlespo
@theeMattWade pic.twitter.com/AxyGYcMJWW
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marlespo @marlespo
@michael_raphone also
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marlespo @marlespo
@ilovepemmican ITS A DIAPER
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marlespo @marlespo
I get to go to London twice in November but I don't have a lot of money so I'm only buying nappies for one of the trips
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David Hughes @david8hughes
[sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye]
"Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin rye."
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marlespo @marlespo
@Mowgzilla @jennyboners can it wait until after I've eaten this sandwich? It has cranberries in it.
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marlespo @marlespo
@mrnickharvey @ben_cameron @CharmlessNurk I read it too. Twice. And googled the text to find the book. Then punched myself in the face.
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marlespo @marlespo
@1dgrn fair point! dream big.
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marlespo @marlespo
@michael_raphone same
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Michael Raphone, Sr @michael_raphone
I would like to be rich enough to hire a very strong man to bench press me but not so rich that he would be afraid to ask me out
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marlespo @marlespo
I sat down to have a quiet 14 seconds without the boys. This is what my alone time looks like. pic.twitter.com/3uWPiBNRub
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marlespo @marlespo
@pegneck SAME I sat down an hour ago and am deep in a black hole I can't escape, my kids are being neglected
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marlespo @marlespo
Octobear is nearly over :( but I hope yours has been full of octopii and bears
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ghost victoria @radtoria
People who are offended when I breastfeed in public need to STFU. What I'm doing is natural and strengthens the bond between me and my dog.
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mynameisJimmy @jimmy_sharpe
Let's see how much effort I can put into today oh no wait I'm done nevermind
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marlespo @marlespo
Do you know the word babe has two whole Bs in it? It's true! Babe. See? Two of em.
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marlespo @marlespo
@Mowgzilla @jennyboners if sex with you doesn't involve broken glass, shame, and the blood of at least 4 people it doesn't count
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marlespo @marlespo
@Mowgzilla @jennyboners all of the above
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marlespo @marlespo
4yo: mum how old are you!
Me: I'm 37, honey.
4yo: that seems gross. are you sure?
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marlespo @marlespo
@jennyboners @Mowgzilla SWIPES RIGHT
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marlespo @marlespo
@crapolatombola very pritti
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marlespo @marlespo
@VenusDeMileage maintaining a constant level of uncomfortable dampness will be tricky but i have courage & faith
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marlespo @marlespo
@VenusDeMileage I'm gonna dress up as you.
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marlespo @marlespo
@lowdudgeon I just made it so #lame #ialsomadeitsolame #didyouseewhatididthere
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marlespo @marlespo
god damn this tweet feels muscular
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marlespo @marlespo
@lowdudgeon yawn. come see me when it has a holodeck.
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marlespo @marlespo
@EuclidianBoxes yes let's!!! I'm not very good. I forget my ID but I'll let you know
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marlespo @marlespo
One of my three kids just told me off for making him listen to me sing Sweet Child Of Mine by GnR and so I only have 2 kids now ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
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marlespo @marlespo
@EuclidianBoxes YES I VERY DID
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marlespo @marlespo
Playing MarioKart with the Mercedes DLC is as close as I'll ever get to owning a car nice enough to not have a tape deck.
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marlespo @marlespo
@theeMattWade it already exists but mine will be the best
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Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life
A sexy thing you can do when you're making love is shout out facts about birds
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