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marlespoeast anglia2008-09-27
@marlespo2,165 days
I'm the Care Bear you forgot to burn.
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marlespo @marlespo
ˢʰᵘᵗ ᵘᵖ ᴵ'ᵐ ˢᶫᵉᵉᵖᶦᶰᵍ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵈʳᵉᵃᵐᶦᶰᵍ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ʷᵃᶠᶠᶫᵉˢ
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marlespo @marlespo
@lowdudgeon ˢᵐᵃˢʰ
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marlespo @marlespo
@lowdudgeon shhhhh I'm sleeping don't make me laugh. That's the best one.
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marlespo @marlespo
Fuck you I like grammar.
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marlespo @marlespo
My loving for gerunds is loving.
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marlespo @marlespo
My love for similes is like a cold rabbit.
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marlespo @marlespo
My love for metaphors is a running river.
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marlespo @marlespo
@crew_v1point0 nope. See convo with @lowdudgeon. It was a bastard Shakespearean spider that needed to be taken down a notch. with DEATH.
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marlespo @marlespo
@lowdudgeon More like RosenCANT <smash>
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marlespo @marlespo
@thisgreyspirit I dunno man. I watched them all in one go as box sets & needed weeks to recover from Joyce's death. I buried myself in them.
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marlespo @marlespo
Luckily its my bedroom. Mothra can eat my children, I'm safe. Plus the philosophising spider is gone so it's ALL CLEAR OVER HERE GINGER BEER
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marlespo @marlespo
Also seriously the moth was so big I crawled on the floor like you're supposed to do in a fire & I whimpered & now I'm trapped in this room.
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marlespo @marlespo
Also if you don't get the Buffy reference then sorry I won't let you have sex with Mothra tonight.
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marlespo @marlespo
@crew_v1point0 give it a day! Maybe it will crisp up.
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marlespo @marlespo
@OhLookBirdies not me! I'm like SHOOOOOOOOOP naked.
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Mike F @animaldrumss
Hot Cooking Tip: organize your drawers to make cooking easier. Don't forget to label everything! pic.twitter.com/B3tidiDX4l
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marlespo @marlespo
@lowdudgeon it sounded a bit Shakespearean, all LO! This and Wherefore! That. I don't have time for that shit.
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marlespo @marlespo
I am skinless. Literally. Tore my flesh off, put it in the bin, hope something grows in its place. It's all a bit 'bad Willow'
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marlespo @marlespo
And then I went to bed & saw a moth & literally tore all of my flesh off as faster than a drunk horny couple can take their clothes off.
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marlespo @marlespo
Just killed a spider so impressively huge it was able to hurriedly tell me its philosophies on life & death before the mighty shoe came down
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Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
#MyLeakedNude pic.twitter.com/68fzdWieDS
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marlespo @marlespo
@lowdudgeon I did! I just like pee jokes.
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marlespo @marlespo
Young Johnny Cash was hot shit gorgeous.
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marlespo @marlespo
@SketchpadTheGr8 dunno. I sent my eldest to the village shop this morning for toilet roll and he came back with sweet corn.
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marlespo @marlespo
8 hours of cleaning later, I'm sitting down for 20 mins to watch a Johnny Cash documentary & revel in life's lovely pointlessness. You?
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k e e t @KeetPotato
you're such a moron, it's obvious isn't it? it's called OCT-ober cause it's the eighth.. wait
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marlespo @marlespo
@daniel_barker it is my gift to you.
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marlespo @marlespo
My morning coffee has been as strong & effective as a penis made out of fog.
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marlespo @marlespo
My coffee is so mediocre it just uses twitter to complain about customer service.
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marlespo @marlespo
@Smileyjim68 *imagine a sassy, better-than-yours, Green Day pun in response*
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marlespo @marlespo
@jimmy_sharpe 🔆💥✨🎉IT'S JIMMY CARDIGAN SEASON 🎉✨💥🔆
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Untastic Mr. Fitz @UnFitz
My nudes leaked, too, but they went antiviral :(
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Rachael @RachaelvsWorld
*sits on September's face*
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marlespo @marlespo
I wonder how many Green Day tweets I'm gonna have to live through, I get it. I'll wake you up when September ends.
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marlespo @marlespo
I can't wake my coffee up
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marlespo @marlespo
@lowdudgeon GET IT
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marlespo @marlespo
@lowdudgeon I feel like I've just woken up and been peed on.
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marlespo @marlespo
Silence licked my face because I took the time to ask it politely.
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Betty Figland @Vulnavianist
I demand silence. pic.twitter.com/heDZr6ntaH
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Moose Allain @MooseAllain
I love the idea of a silence being something that only exists because you stop to listen to it.
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Moose Allain @MooseAllain
I caught a silence out of the corner of my ear.
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VenusDeMileage @VenusDeMileage
Silence is a silver bell, a tarnished hell, a boy that fell. It is the sound of an uncast spell.
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Nina V @_Nina_V
love to live tweet dead silence
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naxuu @naxuu
i fucking love silence
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Piss Anthropist @crapolatombola
Silence is silver.
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Guy Longworth @GuyLongworth
Silence, then, and all that goes with it.
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Lisa @BiscuitAhoy
Make sure you fulfill your life's aims by making them more achievable.
(eg, buying a towel, looking at a cat or having a shit in a quarry)
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Brian Bilston @brian_bilston
Awareness has reached an all-time low.

Please RT to raise awareness.
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Brian Bilston @brian_bilston
Anagrams changed my file.
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marlespo @marlespo
The moon doesn't often speak to me when she's just a sliver. I don't blame her. When I'm a sliver I keep to myself too.
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marlespo @marlespo
Laying in bed. Total darkness. The kind of silence only rural countryside gives you. Watching the sliver of moon sneak across my window.
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Cruz! @nPhelendriqal
*walks up to a prostitute*
i'd like 3 gallons of your finest "the sex" please
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marlespo @marlespo
@Fraz86 @garreh_ BURGER.
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Lisa @BiscuitAhoy
If you mute X Factor and all its associated hashtags, Twitter looks like this: pic.twitter.com/g93YrxQ6xV
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marlespo @marlespo
We also talked about how funny it would be if you had a guardian angel whose only job was to tell you when to poop.
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marlespo @marlespo
I may or may not have told my son he's allowed to investigate Boob Chakras when he's 18.
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marlespo @marlespo
@ginandting yes DARLING but what are my intentions with this sex murder cannon?? I can not be trusted. Also FWIW I love you too.
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marlespo @marlespo
@QuietQueer I have him a little smooth amethyst to keep under his pillow & played with his hair a lot. I'll sign you up for that.
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marlespo @marlespo
Highlight of the conversation: 10yo asking me if a Boob Chakra was a thing. My response made him laugh. I'm not telling you.
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marlespo @marlespo
#i #like #hashtags #so #suck #it
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marlespo @marlespo
Took 72 minutes but I soothed 10yo's anxiety & he's gone to bed Not Crying for first time this week #autism #score #fuckingA #nicenice
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marlespo @marlespo
@eluna333 what?! since when?? I'm appalled.
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marlespo @marlespo
@ginandting I had honey pops #blessed
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marlespo @marlespo
@Mowgzilla you'd throw yourself through glass afterwards, or have some other kind of near death experience. It's for your own good.
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marlespo @marlespo
Just tripped on my leg hair.
#sexy #2014 #MarioKart8 #lemoncheesecake #justkidding #pleasehavesexwithme #butnotyou
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Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life
Is it spelled coo coo clock or cuckoo clock, either way my dick is stuck in this clock
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marlespo @marlespo
@jazmasta 👍 good effort!!
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Jazmasta @jazmasta
You never forget the first time you fall in love with a quail.
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marlespo @marlespo
I don't shave my legs. I either make crop circles or incorporate some of the longer hairs into loom bands.
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marlespo @marlespo
I am in the #bath though which is #orange like my #heart and the water is #hot like your #mum
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marlespo @marlespo
I shave my leg, get to the Russia shaped ... lesion?? ... and sing some Beatles White Album to myself. JK I'm not shaving. That's gross.
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marlespo @marlespo
The stress induced psoriasis on my right leg looks like Russia with a feather in its hat. It is sexy like Rootin Tootin Putin.
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marlespo @marlespo
@garreh_ is it too late to answer this 7hrs later? My answer now is better than it would have been then. x
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marlespo @marlespo
@mikky2bad 💜💜💜
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marlespo @marlespo
🎶🎶🎶 I bought him
some shoes 🎶🎶🎶
🎶🎶 and the anguish
was minimal!!! 🎶🎶
Fuck yes!!
🎶🎶
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marlespo @marlespo
Ok. So. Off to buy shoes now. Thank you for letting me complain. I don't know how else to keep my temper.
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marlespo @marlespo
It's ok it's ok it's ok it's ok. I'm not ruining him I'm not ruining him I'm not ruining him. I can do this I can do this I can do this.
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marlespo @marlespo
Jesus fucking goddamned holy anal CHRIST. It's 10am & we've both already been in tears. I love doing this on my own. It's very easy.
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marlespo @marlespo
Fairly confident I've cried more about getting my son to clean himself & his teeth than I have over my divorce.
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marlespo @marlespo
@garreh_ hellllo
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Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life
Before the fight let's lay down some ground rules, no cheap shots and please don't punch me in the fanny pack I have hamsters in there
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marlespo @marlespo
So I'm gonna stuff all tree kids silly with 18 barrels of ice cream today to just get through Shoe Attempt 1. #goodparenting #obesity #fnarg
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marlespo @marlespo
Historically it takes 3 days to buy him 1 pair of shoes. Anxiety over leather, the feel, school in general. It's all #very #fun
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marlespo @marlespo
Today I try to buy school shoes for the eldest. Fuck me.
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marlespo @marlespo
@ginandting everything is also my fault too though. this is creating some kind of break in sex-warfare space-time.
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marlespo @marlespo
@ginandting everything is your fault Kate. get over yourself. xxx
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marlespo @marlespo
@ginandting I am *laughing*
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Simon Roffe @SimonRoffe
If you're doing twitter, you're not doing twitter wrong.
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marlespo @marlespo
* loads the sex-murder cannon *
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Guy Longworth @GuyLongworth
That's right, I said, "é".
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John Brennan @UpturnedBathtub
I came to get down
I came to get down
So get out your seats and jumper hound
Jumper hound
Jumper hound
Jumper hound pic.twitter.com/uavPaDsvNe
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marlespo @marlespo
@andyparmo I'll just have one twick, thanks. x
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marlespo @marlespo
*nothing is impossible!" I beam, as I staple matches to the cat's tail and prepare the trampoline.
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marlespo @marlespo
@JennyPentland #losers
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marlespo @marlespo
@SimonRoffe I fucking hope not. *hic* Starting school back up is the worst time of the year here. I've been drunk for 5 days.
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marlespo @marlespo
@SimonRoffe oh god. Oh so many barrels of sympathy. I'm dreading the upcoming Purchasing Shoes ordeal.
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marlespo @marlespo
@JennyPentland my 7yo screamed "I *AM* BEING QUIET!!!" this morning.
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marlespo @marlespo
*strokes twitter*

(like a dick, not a cat)
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marlespo @marlespo
@Garbage_Hustler @ClaaraLou cannibalism 👍
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marlespo @marlespo
@EuclidianBoxes an adventure time one
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