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marlespoeast anglia2008-09-27
@marlespo2,188 days
I'm the Care Bear you forgot to burn.
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marlespo @marlespo
I'm tired. My tweets are becoming so riddled with typos that I'm beginning to sound like a purposeful idiot. Goodnight. Don't dream of Cher.
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marlespo @marlespo
@marlespo nice typo, nerd
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marlespo @marlespo
I don't remember what I being a woman feels like - I whisper to my cat as I put he finishing touches on her Ziggy Stardust costume
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mynameisJimmy @jimmy_sharpe
Thinking about what you're going to say just takes the fun out of it.
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marlespo @marlespo
Keep your hobos #low
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marlespo @marlespo
I was just typing that I was keeping my hopes low but it autocorrected to me keeping my hobos low. I guess I'll keep my hobos low too now.
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marlespo @marlespo
@pegneck I've apparently replaced my teeth with cupcakes so I think this is already me
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marlespo @marlespo
my teef are cupcakth - me being sexy
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marlespo @marlespo
Gorgeous man appears before me & fancies me. 'Sorry but no' I slobber 'I've replaced my hormones with gravy & traded my teeth for cupcakes'
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markchappelle @markchappelle
Don't stand so close to me.
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markchappelle @markchappelle
Don't stand so.
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markchappelle @markchappelle
Don't stand.
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marlespo @marlespo
@Fluffkin yes!
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marlespo @marlespo
@pegneck I know right? I'll date again when I'm 70.
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marlespo @marlespo
I'd like some Hormone Replacement Therapy where they replace my hormones with gravy.
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marlespo @marlespo
@twistedncynical no one. I'm boarding my vagina shut.
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marlespo @marlespo
@HallowedCrow EXCLUDING BIRDS OBVIOUSLY
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marlespo @marlespo
I'm literally oh my god literally 2 centimetres away from becoming a fleshy cat-snorting unwoman.
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marlespo @marlespo
Oh. Saw the only good looking man in the village today. Shaved his beard off. I literally don't fancy anyone on the planet anymore.
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marlespo @marlespo
@CSPesky I felt like Id won a lottery. Seems like such a silly thing but to me it was so massive
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marlespo @marlespo
I wish I could articulate how white & huge my heart felt. About a haircut. One day he will brush his teeth properly & I'll sob for days.
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marlespo @marlespo
I'm doing a good job.
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marlespo @marlespo
Also, I cut my 10yo's hair today & it's the first time in his life it didn't cause sheer panic. My heart will beam for weeks. #autism
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marlespo @marlespo
Just sat outside in the dark with my 10yo talking about whether or not loneliness would be a useful emotion in the afterlife.
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marlespo @marlespo
not *really*
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marlespo @marlespo
UNLESS YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT LIBERACE YOU CAN FUCK OFF - I rather ill-advisedly scream to the staff at my kids' school
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Nina V @_Nina_V
Never Forget: There's a part in Mr Sandman about Liberace's hair.
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VenusDeMileage @VenusDeMileage
#POPEFACT The Pope sleeps upside down, hanging from a large rusty hook in the Vatican, dressed as Liberace, as always.
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Sean Yeatts & Ham @seanyeatts
I like to surround myself with both color and black and white photographs of Liberace when I masturbate.
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Rob Graham @Spidey004
The best ghost stories are the ones where a house is haunted by Liberace and no one really minds because he's so charming and entertaining.
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The_No_Show @The_No_Show
Liberace's real name was Lee Beratchi. #celebrityfacts
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Moose Allain @MooseAllain
Towards the end of his career, Liberace went almost completely lamé.
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CatasTrophy @Ghetto_Trophy
You're about as subtle as a closeted Liberace.
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Fun_Beard @Fun_Beard
Pumpkin Spice Liberace
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Chris @crew_v1point0
Lemon peel Liberace.
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~‮~ ‭ @daniel_barker
Which surprising parts of your body can contract gonorrhea? Find out now for a small fee. #buysexualfacts
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marlespo @marlespo
@daniel_barker vulvæ
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marlespo @marlespo
Please stop being so attractive over there, you're distracting me from the construction of my bedroom cat farm.
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marlespo @marlespo
'Tis the season for adverts to remind us that Dolls That Shit are a thing people spend money on.
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marlespo @marlespo
No but seriously. Liberace on the piano is fucking mental. I could watch him for days. Ok I think I will. Ok see you on Thursday. Bye.
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marlespo @marlespo
I hope I dream of Liberace.
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marlespo @marlespo
Here you go. Tonight's doodle, done during tonight's music documentary marathon evening. pic.twitter.com/aD09lFGBKH
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marlespo @marlespo
@SharpesEyeView SEXT
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marlespo @marlespo
Now onto a Blues documentary & it's conjured an awkward memory of university dorm sex on a tiny sliver of a bed listening to Billie Holiday.
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marlespo @marlespo
Sexually aroused by blind black men playing the piano.
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marlespo @marlespo
My favourite jazz musician is the Swedish Chef.
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marlespo @marlespo
Am now watching a documentary about jazz and listening to something that sounds like a moist squawking Dalek.
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marlespo @marlespo
@ilovepemmican I look forward to the royalties
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marlespo @marlespo
Boy are you an ambitious jazz piece because seriously what the fuck?
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marlespo @marlespo
'of COURSE he's married and/or gay'
- a memoir
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marlespo @marlespo
A CHILDREN'S MOVIE FEATURING JACKIE CHAN JUST MADE ME CRY. My children just laugh at me. What can I say. I'm easily moved. #crybaby #ugh
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marlespo @marlespo
The school's Special Education Needs Coordinator complimented my parenting today, so that's me pleased for a few months.
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marlespo @marlespo
@theeMattWade I'm gonna have bread again with dinner. 👉👌💦
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marlespo @marlespo
@frog_xiii ilybb
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marlespo @marlespo
@frog_xiii I like how in American that sentence makes it sound like you're calling me a canny. (Greenheart)
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marlespo @marlespo
@theeMattWade grnnnfnfnddddsffddf
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marlespo @marlespo
It's gross that we can see everything anyone Faves now. GROSS. I'm gonna only face photos of naked cats from now on.
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~‮~ ‭ @daniel_barker
My new book: Holding Hands With Hot Dudes is available right here, in my hand, it's very small, look closer, touch it...
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marlespo @marlespo
I think it is literally impossible for me to watch anything decent on TV without crying. Just shed some tears over Scott Joplin. #crybaby
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marlespo @marlespo
"Been single for years & all this time I was thinking a human would change that. I'm so sorry. You were with me all along." - me in a bakery
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marlespo @marlespo
@jimmyhawes give me a moment while I go have a shower now
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marlespo @marlespo
Just made sweet love to some bread & now watching a 40yo documentary about Ragtime. I'm sort of in heaven. Shhhhh.
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marlespo @marlespo
@futurewah it hasn't extincted me yet
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marlespo @marlespo
I make sex noises when I smell bread I make sex noises when I see bread. Or touch it. I make sex bread noises I have sect with bread BREADDD
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marlespo @marlespo
Gonna go to bed & whisper love stories to myself & stroke my cheek & hope I don't have a hairy cannibalism dream again. LOVE YOU (in a way)
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marlespo @marlespo
I'm not taking my phone to bed anymore. I'LL MISS YOU GUYS.
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marlespo @marlespo
Grumblehumping fuckslickers pompling in your sneedholes!
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marlespo @marlespo
Brundleberry peanut holes in fondlefish eclairs!
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marlespo @marlespo
Sunday morning twitter. You always smell a bit of vomit on a sunny riverside footpath. A bit gross, a bit circle-of-lifey.
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marlespo @marlespo
@Garbage_Hustler @DanPeroni I had you first in mind, Val.
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marlespo @marlespo
Good night. I hope a ghost doesn't hump your face in your sleep. x
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marlespo @marlespo
@lowdudgeon but but but but but. with one simple space, manslaughter becomes mans laughter.
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marlespo @marlespo
@DanPeroni fucking weird. Human though!
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marlespo @marlespo
The lead singer had a Zeus-like stage presence. He inhaled all the residual energy from his 100 past lives & breathe-screamed it over us.
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marlespo @marlespo
@DanPeroni I go down to London often enough though, I have in real life actual flesh covered friends there and everything!
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marlespo @marlespo
@DanPeroni I'll come see your band. I'll wear my sparkly twitter cape.
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marlespo @marlespo
@DanPeroni do you play the triangle? Is it rad??
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marlespo @marlespo
Nothing beats live music. Nothing. Not one single thing.
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marlespo @marlespo
My feet are still singing from the unexpectedly brilliant gigs. They hurt from dancing. What a wonderful way to fall asleep.
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marlespo @marlespo
@garreh_ maybe I'll have to try harder 👉👙
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marlespo @marlespo
@garreh_ 5% baybee 💜
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marlespo @marlespo
@garreh_ I'm looking at you Gary ✔️
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marlespo @marlespo
@LuckyStubbs next time I'll give myself wings out to my cheekbones
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marlespo @marlespo
Out to see 4 bands tonight. Wonder if I have enough eye makeup on. pic.twitter.com/1uxE1vyR2t
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marlespo @marlespo
@Smileyjim68 @bumlaser like.... playing #cowbells maybe
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marlespo @marlespo
@Smileyjim68 @bumlaser :( I've been going to lots of gigs eastward & bury, there's a lot of good shit out there, maybe you need a change
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marlespo @marlespo
@Smileyjim68 @bumlaser have you thought about switching bands? There are so many. Or are you just sick of it?
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marlespo @marlespo
@bumlaser @Smileyjim68 do you want me to go U ok hun? you?
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marlespo @marlespo
I've given myself a nap and a stern talking to. Heavy eye makeup fixes most self-image mood wobbles. Good thing I have 3 eyes.
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marlespo @marlespo
@VenusDeMileage I bathe in a wetsuit by candlelight
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marlespo @marlespo
@crapolatombola that's the future I think :) great idea.
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marlespo @marlespo
@crapolatombola ♥️
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marlespo @marlespo
@crapolatombola @stu_sound still gonna wear a bin bag. maybe paint some polka dots on it to make myself feel pretty
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marlespo @marlespo
@crapolatombola spent 4 hrs looking for a top. Have come home feeling as attractive as a swamp rat.
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marlespo @marlespo
Feeling pleased with yourself? Wanna change that? Go find some fluorescent lighting.
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marlespo @marlespo
I've never gone shopping without it killing my mood. What a pointless exercise in self abuse & money stress. I'm gonna just wear a bin bag.
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marlespo @marlespo
You can LITERALLY not type a tweet tonight without a typo - my cat retorts. I hat him.
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MY MIND IF A GODDAMNED WONDERLAND, TINA -I shout to my cat who is not named Tina
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marlespo @marlespo
@winstonwells that brings it back to being terrifying and random, I like the idea if modern science swooping in & adapting our biology
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marlespo @marlespo
@EuclidianBoxes 👍
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