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John Bishop2009-06-11
@JohnBishop1001,960 days
I am a comedian, I am married and I have 3 sons. I support Liverpool and I now have two dogs Bilko and Tigger. My instagram is: johnbish100
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
Thank you Plymouth - a great first night and to be honest I couldn't think of anywhere else I would like to have been tonight ...😳
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
Due to my tour I can't make the game but my heart is there -this is my inflatable tour bed for sleeping before shows pic.twitter.com/e6LRBj9aQ1
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
My Supersonic tour starts today in Plymouth.πŸ˜€Liverpool play Real Madrid at home 😫😫 Why don't UEFA check my tour dates before the draw πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
Is there anything worse than watching the TV and being completely happy and then the smell of a dog fart reaches you?
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
β€œ@Taysbucket: @JohnBishop100 I found a stand in patron for the night! Looky likey hey?! πŸ˜€ pic.twitter.com/vlgVgWPb34” good looking manπŸ‘
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
They say never meet your hero's. I just did and could not be happier πŸ˜€ pic.twitter.com/QJgKtlCGcj
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
Another night watching someone else work πŸ˜€ pic.twitter.com/j3OWNtf6R6
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
Morning pic.twitter.com/pSufgiroMM
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
Great spending a night watching someone else work. Thanks @JakeBugg-will take the table tennis challenge next time! pic.twitter.com/GUiPsRlMUl
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
Finally caught up with Driver on BBCiplayer - brilliant TV well done @davemorrissey64 next time I am late you can give me a lift...
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
Worst customer service ever #BritishGas !!!
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
β€œ@kevinbridges86: @uk_harty No problem mate. Thought @JohnBishop100 had popped down to see me!” He's a good looking man ...!
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
I am backstage @LimeTreeTheatre in Limerick and just had my pre-gig meal! Hope it's as good as Cork last night 😊 pic.twitter.com/AlsXyBOve3
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Chloeeeeee ❀️ @chloesheldonxxx
@JohnBishop100 Diesel is asking for a RT please πŸ˜ƒπŸΆ pic.twitter.com/I29PDdM5A2
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
β€œ@patrickjhurley: @JohnBishop100 Looking for tickets for your Irish tour and saw this!! You've come so far!! pic.twitter.com/n0yZIjL8PL” πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
β€œ@MelBish1: @JohnBishop100 Morning 😊😝x pic.twitter.com/pDeIclXI4D” this is what happens now I'm touring even he knows he shouldn't be in my bed😱
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
β€œ@LooLivy: justgiving.com/HarrodsHRCorpo…
@BritishRedCross #support us in #Victoria on #Thursday for our #luxury takeover. One day only!!” πŸ‘
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
On the way to Cork - nice way to go to work ....thanks to @thejasonbyrne for paying πŸ˜€ pic.twitter.com/EgPBQr1QJS
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
β€œ@parkbeans: @JohnBishop100 missed the 'h' off John! nationaltvawards.com”. Thanks
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
Apparently you need to use this link and go through to Factual - 7th one I think 😊 ttp://www.nationaltvawards.com
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
My Australian show has been nominated for a National Television Award in Factual. If you want to vote for it go to nationaltvawards.com/vote/07/77u6ur… πŸ‘
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
@Robbie9Fowler just seen we are number 18 in footballs funniest moments on Sky 1 - I have to say I am rather proud πŸ‘
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
Morning world ! This is the face of a man who has woken up and realised his arena tour starts next week πŸ‘ # exciting pic.twitter.com/QoVfLCbK5K
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The Comedy Store Mcr @ComedyStoreMCR
This is still one of our favourite photos. @JohnBishop100 smoulders on our wall. I'll be sharing other photos soon. pic.twitter.com/moSILwFTjH
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Paddy McGuinness @PaddyMcGuinness
Had a nice mellow evening after the @PrideOfBritain awards. Didn't really bother with a drink. pic.twitter.com/hwUJTkl9Qw
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Wendy Giddings @WendyGiddings1
β€œ@bedsforbullies: animalheroawards.co.uk pic.twitter.com/OIYfAXAWXd”@JohnBishop100 @MelBish1 please help & nominate Della the ex bait dog xx
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
Thanks Ipswich πŸ˜€ on the train to London but will be back in Suffolk/Norfolk soon ....πŸ˜‰
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
@Jakehumphries1 nice to meet you on the train after πŸ‘
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
Nice present from bedsforbullies.co.uk waiting at my Ipswich gig ... The knitted dog not the phoneπŸ‘ pic.twitter.com/1sanqIfz5w
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
In hotel drinking ahead of tonight's gig in Ipswich #rockandrolllife !! pic.twitter.com/8t9262RtjF
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
@MarinaTheatre1 thank you for having me! A lovely gig, a great venue and a brilliant audience - just too close to Holland 😜
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
6 hour drive to Lowestoft - now I know why I have never done a gig here before ! On stage on 3 minutes πŸ‘ pic.twitter.com/9xmfrRBxKR
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
@Detectorists will be catching up on iplayer today on last nights show. On series link now BBC 4 10pm Thursday - sorted πŸ‘
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
β€œ@eHarmonyUK: Hey @JohnBishop100 - our survey shows people in the UK love your accent! eharmony.co.uk/relationship-a… pic.twitter.com/gqYSqeNlF3” luv it
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
Bradford I love you ... Yes I just said that!! Bradford I love you and I look forward to coming back 😎
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
β€œ@eHarmonyUK: Hey @JohnBishop100 - our survey shows people in the UK love your accent! eharmony.co.uk/relationship-a… pic.twitter.com/gqYSqevKwZ” πŸ‘
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
@HackedOffHugh My god do I look that old ?
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
Teacher of the year Ray Coe at the Pride Of Britain - Inspirational man - 'Captain My Captain!' pic.twitter.com/bEM5ki6ISR
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
#WAKEUPCALL Text SYRIA to 70007 to donate Β£5 wakeupcall.org.uk. @davemorrissey64 @flintoff11 @eddieizzard πŸ‘ pic.twitter.com/x6GMgrQqsa
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
Morning @HackedOffHugh I now nominate @davemorrissey64 @flintoff11 @eddieizzard #WAKEUPCALL pic.twitter.com/O3wCvF40eH
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
Charlie 'Miss be ready to catch me' Miss Austin 'I will be ready to catch you' that is what teaching is all about #EducationTheEastEnd
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Great gig after a late start. A great audience - thank you.Sat in beautiful B&B watching Educating The East End. Teachers really are special
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
At last on my way to the IOM - see you around 21.15 ! pic.twitter.com/Y9Dtmz0P2j
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
It's a long story which I will explain later but people coming to the Isle Of Man gig tonight I will be starting later than planned at 21.15
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
β€œ@Leah_5139: @JohnBishop100 Great show tonight @ The Wyvern!!!! Lil memory of Swindon!!!! #magicroundabout pic.twitter.com/UqSaTxYhMT” exactly!
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
Swindon-super gig. Well done Paul! Sorry Mr doorman I had to rush so we missed the picture! I know this means nothing if you weren't there!
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
β€œ@jose_wonderboy1: @JohnBishop100 ask them if they get cheap car insurance ??” Oooh yeeees! That's a good one
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
I am on stage in Swindon in 20 minutes - anyone got any local knowledge I can use to show I have done some research ?
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
β€œ@jbrickerz: Just discovered @mrjoshrecord - serious talent. Amazing voice and great songs. #OneToWatch” Spot on !
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Jim Davidson @JimDOfficial
Next week Simon Weston and I will be launching our Care after Combat appeal. hope you can all donate and retweet. The lads deserve it.
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Chris Kamara @chris_kammy
Haha pic with the title "do you want some Jose"made me giggle! But Arsene is a gentleman & it's not like him 2lose it pic.twitter.com/qj1CupZnBQ
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
@SimeonTanner and you - nice to see you cut your girlfriend off #hadarow!!
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
@Petermcdowall10 it's one way of spicing up the bedroom !!
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
β€œ@yokoono: Make a promise to a tree. Ask it to be passed on to other trees.” Words of wisdom .... I think!
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Amanda @thisisamandak
No adjectives do justice to @mrjoshrecord 's jawdropping lyrics & damn fine voice. On repeat for an hour #foryourlove pic.twitter.com/8m3fBh8MQu
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
@Petermcdowall10 @xpckL is that a man in a dog onesie ?
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John Cleese @JohnCleese
Sir Alan Moses is the man appointed by the press to head the organisation set up by the press to investigate complaints against the press
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Boring James Milner @BoringMilner
They had run out of semi skimmed milk this morning so I had skimmed milk on my Weetabix instead. It tasted different but it was still nice.
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
Thanks Swansea - what a lovely gig and Simon ( without the E!!! ) was a great sport !!
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Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson
β€œ@One4theBoys: @chattyman @SamuelLJackson @JohnBishop100 TY u 4 support. #growingthemovement #SaySomething pic.twitter.com/oDcfA8V2iD”
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One For The Boys @One4theBoys
@chattyman @SamuelLJackson @JohnBishop100 @AlanCarr Thank you all for support. #growingthemovement #SaySomething pic.twitter.com/MLpbKoHQwX
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Adopt a Bull Terrier @AdoptBull
Thanks @JohnBishop100, @MelBish1 your nagging worked - we love you guys - come on @chattyman xx
adoptabullterrierrescue.co.uk
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Emma @eel27
@MelBish1 @AlanCarr @AdoptBull Please PleasePlease let @JohnBishop100 @MelBish1 Have the lamp from your set @AlanCarr pic.twitter.com/RguwGEzTWW
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
Dudley thank you for a great night - and Mark 14 years is too long get your boots back on !!!
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Telford thank you for a lovely gig and for allowing me to change my luck !!!
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
@UpontheDown ha I only start being funny when you are 10 !
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
@lisaw12345 yes no DVD this year - I just want to enjoy the tour without the need to bring out a DVD of it this year :-)
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
Having a nap in the back of the car on the way to a gig - each day at this till Christmas this will be my view:-) pic.twitter.com/g3v4AKcEV3
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
β€œ@Detectorists: Mackenzie Crook and Toby Jones star in the first episode of DETECTORISTS. TONIGHT - BBC4 - 10PM!” Watch if you can -it's ace
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
You don't meet a legend every day - yes I know it should be me wearing a hat !!! pic.twitter.com/jHKMU5YZdG
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@jaynecurryIWOM thank you - we were in a tent - only the posh people managed to get a caravan !!!
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
@CiaranMc79 @Livsdarling @heatworld I have undone the retweet but I I very much doubt Liv's sought to disrespect anybody by the joke :-)
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
β€œ@nikkisylvester1: @JohnBishop100 paused my TV on a nice shot πŸ˜‚ #fit #loosewomen pic.twitter.com/M5646XvAsQ” ha ha that is how I see myself !!!
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
@LauraCrymble @dannycousineau5 hope he is better soon :-)
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
Who said I had hairy nostrils ....? pic.twitter.com/FvP898OYdo
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
I am the patron of a charity set up in memory of a really special little boy. If enough people tweet #CommFund VCJ they could get Β£3k.Thanks
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@Tubbster83 @demontforthall @Suzieearp said it last night but once again Thanks Leicester!
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@flintoff11 but I wasn't wearing a box - it just looked like it ...!
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
York - Thank you for a great night-but when theres more ppl on the stage than in the audience at the end you know it's been an odd night!!
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Why is the Ryder Cup such great tele when the rest of the time it's badly dressed men going for a walk?
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@chardy1982 @demontforthall ha I apologise it was a great night - I like all things to with Leicester - even @GaryLineker :-)
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
Thank you Northampton - nice gig that cheered me once we got over the Jagielka heckle !!! :-)
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
Home in an hour! After Cambridge last night and Swindon tonight I am looking forward to my own bed. Up early for the match - fingers crossed
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
β€œ@batty14_batty: @JohnBishop100 just completed the autobiography excellent read really enjoyed it” thanks
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
@DaveKirby01 ha very true - with @LesDennis on the same bill, that would cost a few bob now!
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Byron Geldard @ByronGeldard
@McInTweet Some Scouser graffitied my book ... Can I get my money back ? @JohnBishop100 facebook.com/ByronGeldardCa… pic.twitter.com/SWKQwdrL89
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
Released some additional seats for the extra dates on the up and coming Supersonic Tour. Check them out at johnbishoponline.com :-)
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
β€œ@EchoWhatsOn: @JohnBishop100 We reckon you're a shoe-in to be the new member of Take That John liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/whats… Are you in?” Yep !
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
Thank you to everyone in Newark. Great gig and here is the link to my cousins Just Giving page justgiving.com/Ricky-Houston
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
β€œ@Detectorists: Brand new trailer for DETECTORISTS - 2ND OCT - BBC4 - 10PM facebook.com/video.php?v=44…” this is a brilliant series, have a lookπŸ˜€
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
Thank you Halifax - a great way to end the weekend but they are the final lunges I will be doing ....!
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To the people of Stafford thank you - mad way to end a show but I have to say it was a great night after a less than pleasing day πŸ‘
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
β€œ@kelliehololob: @JohnBishop100 #selfie #middlesbrough pic.twitter.com/0UQMJhtsEC” sometimes show business is really hard work....πŸ˜‰
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
β€œ@MissG1965: @JohnBishop100 bbc4 11pm seen you playing keyboards for Quo on matchstick men please explain ...”I was young & needed the money
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
@jimmymillere @Cannygang4 good hair, good teeth and Botox !
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
@shellsuit1979 @PaulSmithJnr @SirBobMartinez easy lads!Your wrong about my politics-ask people who know me & learn the story behind the pics
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
β€œ@Cannygang4: @JohnBishop100 absolute pleasure #ironpig #oneleggedheckler” that just about sums the gig up!! Great night thanks all πŸ˜‰
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Looking forward to Middlesbrough tonight - if it is like Wolverhampton last night I will be happy! How glamorous does my life sound ...?😜
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Scotland you have no idea how relieved the north of England is today - we need you to keep the balance between us and them ....😊
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That's better and didn't require 80 minutes of worry followed by 14 of ecstasy/panic/relief....
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