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Dean Borchardtcape town2012-02-04
@DeanBorchardt803 days
surfer, grappler, trail runner, lover of cape town, sushi eating, indo surf traveller, legend
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Started to google what the 12 year anniversary symbol is and google prompted "12 years a slave"
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
It's possible that my 6 year old didn't grasp my April fools joke that her hamster had died.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Apples, barrels and boobs are my 3 favorite round things.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
38 days to Indo surf trip.....
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Great video doing the rounds of a diver helping a dolphin remove the fishing line FROM ANOTHER HUMAN! Irony much?
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
@Brandon_Kerzner captainkaisworld.com/snow/watch-ska…
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
@fragrantlenny @DJFreshSA the dogs name was Indiana. Using Google is cheating. I'll take that R50 in R1 coins thanks....
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
@fragrantlenny @DJFreshSA R50 says you can't tell me the name of Indiana's dog.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
@DJFreshSA both Indiana jones and Lethal Weapon had 4 movies, not 3.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Fucking hate cyclists!
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Imagine of Eskom was secretly buying up solar companies.....
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Wow, just watched Carte Blanche. Quite possibly the most sensational garbage I've ever seen.@carteblanchetv you should be ashamed.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Personal trainers: helping you count to 20 since 1980.
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Jomar de Lange @jfdelange
Dear Eminem: Your show was so loud I couldn't make out a thing. I could have stayed home and stuck an eggbeater in my ear. #eminem #capetown
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
@Brandon_Kerzner thanks my buddy my pal
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Bobsleigh. Awesome.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
If Oscar surfing porn equals a dead girlfriend, there'd be body bags outside every house, every morning.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
I wonder if we'll see Whatshisface bowl against whogivesafuck in the upcoming mostboringsportontheplanet match?
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Superdry clothing is the new superdouche statement. They should give you a free T-shirt when you get your personalized number plate.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Neptune's evil trick of making the surf epic on Valentines day
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Just got whistled at by a bunch of chicks while walking on the beachfront. I'm not a piece of meat, I have feelings you know!
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Metered taxis have overtaken minibus taxis as the shittiest drivers ever.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Just did 10 x Biskop stairs. Get off your ass and get out there!
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Australia Day is today and it's the first day of catching and killing sharks. Wow. Really? Idiots.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Offering FREE cross-fit classes. Monday to Friday, 8-5. High intensity hammer and chisel work, trench-digging and heavy lifting.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Just met with that Nigerian prince that's been emailing me. He made good on the $5000000. Poor guy just needed a friend.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
99 days to Indo
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
@Brandon_Kerzner @Angie_Kerzner #kerziesjol best one yet!
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
297 days later and my first surf back was truly magical! Cold water never felt so good. @Brandon_Kerzner @trisrb
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Wow! Anderson smashed and literally broken in the octagon.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
@Jeannieous thanks! Just took a walk with the family to check. Literally dozens of spouts.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Damn you international time difference, damn you!
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Madiba needed a sparring partner. RIP Baby Jake.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Spectacular morning
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
RIP Madiba.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Electronic cigarettes: making people look like complete morons since 2003.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
@SlimTweeter @Clifford_CG @Brandon_Kerzner sweet justice @Clifford_CG well played son!
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
And then you have days, so shitty, that you need to pull over to the side of the road and play candy crush.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Look for my body-double work on the 8 o'clock movie tonight.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
I just went to the toilet without my phone. Most boring 2 minutes of my life.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Why do chicks with boob jobs train chest?
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Thinking of starting yoga. Which studio has the most hot chicks?
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Back on dry land!
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
About to embark on a paddle on a 9'6" big wave gun from Queens beach. May need rescuing.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
RIP Buttons. Legend.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
@Brandon_Kerzner I'm thinking about it....
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
One of my best mates has decided to spend his 40th in indo and the 1st day of the trip is my birthday! Good times! @Brandon_Kerzner
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Cape Town at its finest today!
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
This is how a lift works: when the doors open, the people inside need to exit the metal box before you rush in. Fucking morons.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
What's happening for Halloween in the Sea point, camps Bay area tomorrow evening? Got some kids looking to terrorize and eat candy.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
6 months! Great news! Great mates! Great waves!@trisrb @Brandon_Kerzner
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
@BuggenhoutPaul howzit bro
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
There are more steroid freaks than not at virgin active green point this evening.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
@BreakingBad_AMC Thank you!
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Who's ready for OcSOBER?
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
I'm going to build the raddest house for my Borchi clan.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
iOS 7. Glitchy as fuck.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
The latest episode of breaking bad is the greatest 45 minutes of viewing pleasure I've ever seen. Ever.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
@Brandon_Kerzner why no retweet option for your tweets bru? Missing out on free press
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Barry Tuck @BarryTuck
The best way to deflect attention from the Arms Deal would be to do another arms deal. Let's get us a motherfuckin' aircraft carrier!
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
@hurley help! Website down😭
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
@KapteinKai @hurley me too!
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Take that you bloody hipsters en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonid_Ro…
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
@chadosdutoit @thepunishermma1 @ShaneThorne4 brutal leg lock.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
@chadosdutoit I'll gladly take your money
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
@chadosdutoit who you got as your picks?
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Breaking bad. Seriously. There is no better viewing.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
@numetro I challenge whoever runs the western cape to go see a movie at the waterfront. Beyond despicable service! R310 later!
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
@numetro R1,50 so my kids can carry their slush and popcorn? Fuck you.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
@garybedaman@Innate_health: A history of sugar: ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2013/08/sugar/… @ProfTimNoakes
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Crazybusyexcitingtimes!
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
@carteblanchetv #truthbetold
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Loving the good energy at the moment!
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
The war against Syria makes as much sense as punching a kid in the face and telling the principal he was gonna do it to me first.
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SURFER_Magazine @SURFER_Magazine
[Video] A slowed-down perspective of Creed McTaggart, Taj Burrow, Ry Craike and co. scoring in Western Australia.
surfermag.com/videos/high-sp…
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
I don't think the chick next to me at the gym appreciated me screaming "LIAR" when she punched in her weight on the spinning bike
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Anyone have the first few seasons of Breaking Bad? I need to educate some people.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
@arilaspatzis @ShaneThorne4 don't be so harsh on yourself pal, leave that to me
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
@arilaspatzis @ShaneThorne4 well technically it was mean't to be a tent for my kids but it was too small for them
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Aaaaah come on! pic.twitter.com/WoPNo9Rcle
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Muddy out there pic.twitter.com/vSaBGHVeoG
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
@arilaspatzis @ShaneThorne4 imagine @arilaspatzis in a speedo. #worstmentalimage
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
@ShaneThorne4 I would only wear a speedo if I was packing like you bru
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Anyone up for a 10am swim at the point?
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Breaking bad is the greatest TV show of all time
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Even horrible accidents can have the most amazing positive results.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
One more gloating surf update and so help me, I will hunt you down and make you eat a block of wax
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa -- Watch the new trailer trailers.apple.com/trailers/param… pic.twitter.com/Gh8Jygj6yI
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
@SethHulley FCS origin....
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Just grappled with Asher. Tapped him out 10 times in 30 seconds!
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Stoked that it's 4-6 feet, light, warm berg winds and I can't surf yet. 😢
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
@Auto_Porn @Brandon_Kerzner ford raptor. Sick!
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Loving the pressure
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
@Brandon_Kerzner huh?
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Parenthood. For the brave and foolish.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
I would like to go on holiday to Indonesia, twice a year, for 6 months each time.
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
Don't underestimate the Pork. #LardVader #AngryBirdsStarWars angrybirds.com/trophy/?sw=15
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
I have you now! #LardVader #AngryBirdsStarWars angrybirds.com/trophy/?sw=17
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
My wife watching EFC and says the 2 heavyweights look like 2 Kung fu pandas
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Dean Borchardt @DeanBorchardt
@CafeCaprice @chadosdutoit @EFCAFRICA @ShaneThorne4 aaah, forgot! Thanks for the heads up
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