Good! Being a Wizards fan, y'all have no idea how hard it was/is for me to be unable to play this game for so long.
TURN DOWN FOR WHAAATT!! and I are back. We are the balls. We fuck fast lanes. We were crunk bears. We are there's no I in bowling?
Just solved the Rubik's cube twice before my popcorn finished cooking in the microwave. So much win. Also no one cares.
Undercover cops are essentially rapists. Everything appears normal then BAM they pull you over.
Well I'm pretty let down after last night's game. Because gravity.
Successful no shave November was successful. Now time for a mustache.
no that's how many likes he had at the time. 5,957,395 now
In b4 Paul Walker's facebook page reaches 6,000,000 likes in the next 5 minutes (currently at 5,910,972).
Are you a teenage girl? Are you Mark Zuckerberg?
@jordynlia Meant to ask you this earlier, when you followed me... Were you in DC to see Tiesto? You look mad familiar :O
2:29 sounds like Adagio. Then just when you think he changed it enough...3:31.... :( VIDEO
You're gonna hate me forever if you're an iPhone user...
I'm actually very thankful for the customer at my bowling alley who left me this huge tip!! You made my fuckin day!!
I'm thankful for whoever brings me food at work tonight. I'll be here until 1am :(
I'm thankful for Nate Burleson, who got me a solid 0 points in fantasy football today. I literally could've started a fucking retard at WR.
I'm thankful for bowling alleys for giving me a place a work tonight. Because sarcasm.
I'm thankful for family and friends.........with benefits.
I'm thankful for Instagram for providing me with visual evidence that all my friends eat.
I'm not good at it. I'm 0-1-2 online. Defense is getting much better. But I can't possess the ball for more than 3 seconds.
Waiting for 2k roster updates. And then I'll play it 24/7.
LOL sucks for whoever has a heart attack during a game of charades because yolo
:( Please find a stream to the Wiz-Pacers game Friday. I'll be working :) so gonna need some updates, as terrible as possible.
Definitely. I think it's even funnier because the Bucks suck and you're at the game sarcastically tweeting about exactly that.
I read all your tweets during that game. That was mad entertaining. Thank you, bro, thank you. I'm a Wizards fan though.
Killed all but 6 of my countless browser tabs open. Then took adderall, and then took adderall. Back up to 37 tabs open within one hour.
On a cement road, going from 58mph to 46mph sounds like the last two measures before the drop of Tsunami by & :O
WTF Brian Griffin died?? Hahahah yolo
God bless you, bro. Best post-game interview I've ever heard following a loss. Stay strong (because your oline isn't! Lol)
Umm...no shave November is NOT for girls. Jesus Christ. *pukes*
Bitches be giving directions like "oh my gawd go that way!!" ....asdfhjklasdfghjkl LEFT OR RIGHT?!
Yooooo you coming to Hardwell? You missing all these shows is pissing ME off lol
he slowed down Adagio to like 115 bpm for no reason. Made my wiener triple in size.
Wait.... Tiesto dropped Airwave and Adagio For Strings. Two greatest trance classics?
I don't see anything wrong with it. Except you calling me a slut.
I forgot to tag and ha haaaa
Just pregamed for over 2 hours with a handle of whiskey. I have big muscles though. I am MOT trunk lol
Oh Shazam.... Y u no work for EDM?!?!
Less than an hour until I chug the entire handle of fireball got me.
On my way to Annapolis. No gas no problem. Sike. Shit's a major problem.
Two of the biggest idiots ( and I) are back in DC tonight. Echostage, consider yourselves warned. You too, .
Everyone needs to check out 's latest snap (username: akravatz). If you like cats, you won't be disappointed. I'm drunk yesss.
it's just not the same bro. I wanna skype after making a really cool map on halo.
The PS4 is better. It's an actual obvious fact. Wait.......Xbox one does have skype though.....fuck.......
I do NOT 'like' my own photos, posts, or comments on Facebook. I have a father with the same name and he really likes me.
Mixing up a V with a W and a W with a V makes you a British person with a lisp and a Russian vampire, respectively. Mind = not quite blown.
Can't wait for the Xbox One to come out...just to make my PS4 seem less glitchy.
What do you do with them???????????????????????????Where are they?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
I get screenshat on snapchat by that guy every time I drink. Not okay.
Participated in a scouting combine at GMU this morning. Proud to annunciate that I ran the 40-yard dash in under 10 seconds.
Can't wait to sleep with tonight!!!! ;D
Just saw two 8-year-olds share a cigarette. Lol, I felt bad and bought each one a whole pack.
"I don't own a Kia Optima," said no one ever from the near future.
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Stay tuned for the GIF of the year.
Lots of network maintenance crap (as expected). But it's awesome. The controller is amazing. Battlefield 4, FIFA 14, & NBA 2K14!!
Redskins o-line be like.. "protecting your QB is too mainstream"
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE play Arty's remix of Punk. Then look for the tall white kid in the front. You won't be disappointed.
Agreed. I not good speak English :/
HAHAHAHA YES! And dude all of today were at that same Walmart last night and were told the same thing (that they were out).
DualShock4 = victory. Can't stop wrestling with it. Oh wait I got two of them..... Threesomeeeeeeee
PS4 PACKAGING IS AMAZING. I DON'T EVEN WANT TO OPEN IT. SO MUCH SEXYNESS. AHHHHH.
WHAT UP. Slept in my car from 1-4am then got in line and finally I now have a PS4, 3 games, an extra controller, and severe hypothermia.
You preordered like a bitch. I'm a warrior.
I didn't need my alarm. I woke up because I had a dream I didn't get a PS4.
Oh yeah? FUCK YOU I HAVE FROSTBITE NOW
Does anyone know how to properly "not follow" a work vehicle on a single lane road?
TRY? I'm going to fuck people in line. Whatever it takes.
Listening to old people's conversations at McDonald's. It's hilarious how they keep making up dramatic stories one after another.
In b4 at least 95% of girls wear uggs tomorrow because it was cold today.
I wonder if my iPhone will ever learn that it's not "ducking" cold outside, rather "fucking" cold outside.
Oh shit. Happy 1 month anniversary to 14 of my 52 web browser tabs I have open.
Oh, you got swag? Congrats, bro, mama is proud. You have an ornamental festoon of flowers, fruit, and greenery. Because bitches love swags.
It's really disturbing to think about how babies are made...
REALLY, bro? On a scale of 1-10, how old are you? Shit...
Right? Imagine how "bad" a girl would've looked tonight if she didn't have any eyeliner on and everyone else did.
They should have a beauty pageant where they judge how pretty a girl really is, not how awesome her makeup is.
The count down has begun. misses mee.
I was tryna scare my co worker by walkinf behind him quietly.. this boy just farted HELLA loud in the middle of the store.😶😂😂😂😂😂
I swear if one more person tells me to have a good night............HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.