could you please wish my man a happy wedding day? He's a big fan.
Today is the day that I finally meet . He's equally handsome to his avatar.
Just in: will be changing it's name to The Blockintheback
Sometimes bros accidentally color coordinate for a fellow bro's 30th. It happens.
Not ashamed. If there's a power pop hall of fame, this makes it on the first ballot. ♫ Girlfriend – Matthew Sweet
you think she went at Papa Johns?
saw a noi getting onto the 'tro in Arlington wearing an Ovechkin jersey this AM. Analyze that walk of shame.
First sweater of the season today, you guys. I'm back.... ♫ Back In The Saddle – Aerosmith
was sorry to read the news, DG!
here here. I don't know how many years on this Earth I got left. I'm gonna get REAL WEIRD with it.
Wine tastes better out of questionably obtained glassware from New Orleans.
The scariest thing about horror movies is people making and receiving phone calls.
I don't know who you are, but this was, and is a funny-ass tweet.
If, like me, and you fell asleep DURING judges table of last night's Top Chef, my friend 's Eater recap! -
Anybody want to see Todd Snider next week? ( gets first right of refusal but I don't think she's a
Let me put all my followers up on the #1 sauce on the market right now. Toss that on a pork chop for sexy results.
So.... who's excited for Top Chef tonight?
Fun ride for the birds this season. Looking into flights to Sarasota in March.
A silver lining of the 4 game sweep: A few extra days to stop hating the Royals before the WS starts.
Two runs and counting, and the ball hasn't left the.... annnd the announcer just said it.
but it's gotten excessive, no? Washingtonians especially seem to be digging it.
my policy is "no socks during baseball season". Went through about a case of Odor Eaters this summer.
I don't hate it, (I mean I do what J. Crew tells me to do), but when is the "wacky socks" trend going to be over? It's getting tiresome.
O's game post-PWN'd. Looks like another 24 hours of the 0-2 blues for me.
I endorse this fully - Brunch is for Jerks
Handsome sonsabitches, no?
Some Drive By Truckers tunes playing at the cocktail hour. Carl Perkins Cadillac somehow fits.
but what percentage of TMZ's audience knows what the word "sullies" means? You know, outside the context of Monsters Inc.
. thanked the fans in Detroit after the Game 3 victory. Let #10 pump you up for tonight, watch:
. Love the replies you got to this tweet. The rivalry is real, it seems. Should make next season's games more fun.
BEER AND OYSTER FEST?! Change my wedding RSVP to "NO". Now let's see what kind of slurping bibs I can get on Amazon prime.
Consider that in 8 days, I may be part of the crew that hoists ' gargantuan jeans-clad ass overhead in a chair. Woof.
you're in for a whole weekend of that with . Get ready to discuss the "Who Wore It Best" page AT LENGTH.
INnovative. And it's the right color for the wINter classic.
don't worry about me, guys. I'll just tune IN by mahself.
I think she was kidding, but I can't say for sure.
During a fire drill, overheard a lady in the stairwell accuse the Koch Bros (3rd fl) of "conspiring to block the stairs and let us all burn"
Tessemae's Lemon Chesapeake is phenomenal. I just housed approximately a horse trough full of salad.
please don't drag the Zards into this. We're trying to create a buzz.
First Toki Underground experience tonite w/ . Exceeded the hype. Wow. Might've changed my whole opinion on trendy Asian noodle joints.
LOUD "O" during the anthem in Landover. Probably the only bit of this broadcast I'll enjoy.
Wow, MLB Network playing a little Mambo Sauce going into the commercial.
Ugh. Don't Stop Believing is the Giants' playoff anthem? Unoriginal and tiresome. Let's go Nats?
break it down for me. Does this mean more mid-week nationally televised games?
heard a great line about yesterday's Nats game. "It's so quiet here you can hear the cheers from Camden Yards."
Yadier Molina's neck tat is wretched, but Tim Hudson's wrist ink might be the postseason's worst. Other nominees?
Pete Incaviglia sighting?
When Tillman goes 4.2 innings, you'll have Ian Kinsler to thank. Two great at bats. What a jerk.
Tillman looking DEADLY out there. Strikes out the side.
Postseason O's hype track from rap's valedictorian? YOU make the magic happen.
to Opening Day. 162 games later, and the postseason starts now.
I'm not going to let my hopes get too high.
hey, I'm pulling for your boys.
Small market teams gotta stick together. Let's go Buccos.
This HAS to be a parody, no? "What Riding My Bike Has Taught Me About White Privilege"
wow. Wall is ready for 2.0. Are you?
congrats, on behalf of Orioles fans, on your playoff record.
Fuming that I didn't stay up for that Royals/As game last night.
Boy, this makes American Hustle like like a big stinky one by comparison. Inherrent Vice trailer. HT VIDEO
I doubt that is thinking about shoes. I hear he's out in the streets protesting for Chinese Democracy in HK.
I know lots of smart people who work there, happily. Drivers I ask say they're grateful Uber exists. Nobody's getting exploited
that's how my boy gets hyped before he go in the boof.
looking to get a $5 ride refunded. Driver picked us up, pushed wrong button and it charged base fare b4 we even moved ($5). Advice?
thing is, "Nat's" is acceptable. The apostrophe signifies a conjunction.
nope. That's 1400 Penn SouthEast. White House is in NorthWest. Also, your tweet is a lil racist.
I'm in the candle aisle of target slapping citrus and other summer scented candles out of people's hands. It's fall you fucking noobs
Guess my last tweet looks a little stupid now. Nonetheless, I stand by my record of having never said a kind word about a Yankee.
couldn't agree more. RBs careers are short. Let's enjoy having a top 5 guy.
what about one of those tennis ball cannons? Can we stand one of those up out there? Feel like it'd be more accurate.
E6 by #2 Derek Jeter #2. Farewell, Captain. Wish you could stick around!
Can't wait for 's Ryder Cup anthem to drop.
I had seen the Bush pic too. That's why I didn't PWN Barry too hard. Still no contest when it comes to patriotism.
Feeble move. If he acknowledged it was a f*ck up, I'll let it slide. But it better not happen again. Teachable moment.
And the Yankees are mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. A happy day for and baseball fans everywhere.
The best part about Jeter striking out to end a game is you get to see all the disappointed tools in suits looking sad behind the screen.
Just caught some angry looks in the office. Moved a chair, causing someone's unicycle to topple to the floor.
I don't usually tweet work-related links, but... 5 ways ISIS can reduce its carbon footprint.
how do we feel about Tusk?
Are WetNaps available on Amazon Prime?
Dinosaur BBQ coming to Bmore and Oklahoma Joes to DC. .
There's a guy busking w/ a guitar in the metro. Doing Jason Mraz covers. Can I hit him on the nose w/ a rolled up newspaper? "No! Bad!"
This 65 year old woman vaping at the bar is the new official logo of the Ravens.
A little wedding downyocean.
Any time someone puts a meeting on your calendar for pre-10am on a Monday, it should just be titled "Ambush".
Prioritizing veteran hiring is difficult. Uber is in a pretty unique spot. This program kicks ass.
if you're interested, do you want to DM me your contact info?
Excited to check out Paolo Nutini tonight in DC. Still looking to unload 2 extra tix @ face value.
what did I miss? I was away from my computer for a game of ping pong.
I don't care about ratings either... wait yes I do... the Orioles own your TV network. Step your game up.
lame statistic. DC DMA has 5.8M people. Baltimore DMA has 2.7M.
Well, I think it's safe to say that the fanbase argument is over -
I have two extra tix to tonight's sold out show at . Happy to sell them for face value. Anybody?